"Choke! Gasp!" Not A Podcast! A Sort Of Smörgåsbord! Look, It's Free. Okay?!?

Hey now, hey now, hey now, now! I hear there's no podcast this week because Gentle Jeff is blowing up balloons and Glamorous Graeme is helping out by asking him how that there balloon blowing up stuff is going!  It's a skip week is what I'm saying. Dry your eyes, o child of woe, for I have written about some stuff I bought with my own money and read with my own eyes. Yes, Superman's in it. A bit. Oh, I will make you miss Jeff and Graeme, I will make you hunger for them..!

Photobucket (Panel by Steve Ditko & Len Wein from THE DEMON in The Fatal Finale, Detective Comics #485, 1979, DC Comics)

BANG! And we're off!

54 By Wu Ming Translated from the Italian by Shaun Whiteside William Heinemann Ltd, 640pp. (2005)

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Being the first words you'll read: "'Postwar means nothing. What fools called 'peace' simply meant moving away from the front. Fools defended peace by supporting the armed wings of money. Beyond the next dune the clashes continued..."

This is the slightly disappointing second novel by Wu Ming who are an Italian collective of writers with a, to my eyes, somewhat Socialist bent. I guess they like to kneecap any possible success as they write under the name Wu Ming nowadays rather than the name Luther Blisset; which name adorned the cover of their first, very successful, novel Q. If you wanted to read a sort of James Ellroy American Confidential take on The Reformation then Q's your (very good) book. If you want to read a book about that time America got all in a snit about tea or something and turned their backs on the truly magical and sublime people of Britain then Manituana's your book. I haven't finished that one yet but it is quite fascinating, particularly as, so far, it is treating the British as the good guys which is a novel tack to take. I mean, not even we think we were the good guys in that one. (Don't tell the Yanks though, they'll just go on about it. Lovely people, though.) 54 attempts to illustrate the neglected landscape of European Socialism following Stalin's death together with the spread of organised crime and the cancerous spread of the then nascent technology of TV. Sadly as impressively ambitious as it was 54 never really gelled for me, although it was always at least entertaining, and never more so than in the excellent chapters in which Cary Grant goes on a covert mission to scope out Tito's intentions. They are really, really good at capturing Cary Grant's Cary Grantiness so that brings it up to GOOD!

Speaking of Cary Grant, does anyone else remember that time in the '80s when Gil Kane drew ACTION COMICS and Marv Wolfman wrote Clark Kent just like Cary Grant?

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Totally Cary Grant! Kudos Marv Wolfman!

THE SENSE OF AN ENDING By Julian Barnes Jonathan Cape, 150 pp. (2011)

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Being the first words you'll read: "I remember, in no particular order:  - a shiny inner wrist;  - steam rising from a wet sink as a hot frying pan is laughingly tossed into it;  - gouts of sperm circling a plughole, before being sluiced down the full length of a tall house;"

A stately paced shaggy dog story where the plot creaks under the weight of Barnes’ beautifully observed evocation of a time and, perhaps, a kind of person now lost in history. So effective is Barne's precise and poised prose in evoking the humdrum human of the recently deceased past that the whole thing runs the risk of, to anyone who isn't British,  seeming like some alternate world. The book beautifully undermines the idiocy that The Past was Better by gently and only allusively revealing ways we self servingly corrupt, and in our turn are corrupted, by memory. The polite manners and sedate delicacy often latched upon as defining post-war Britain  are revealed as merely a thin coating of anaglypta over the usual seedy world and all the lovely ways we find to hurt each other. This is how people lived, but. more tellingly, it's how people remember themselves as having lived. All the restraint concerning matters of courting will no doubt be particularly opaque to a generation which, The Internet shows me, believes a romantic encounter should end with the man naked and apparently so enraged that he appears to be attempting to tear off his own cock and fling it in the upturned face of a kneeling woman who looks like she recently lost a fight with a teacup full of wallpaper paste. Kids today! Unlike modern mating rituals this book was VERY GOOD!

LIONEL ASBO: STATE OF ENGLAND By Martin Amis Jonathan Cape, 288 pp. (2012)

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Being the first words you will read (errors intentional): "Dear Jennavieve, I'm having an affair with an older woman. Shes' a lady of some sophistication, and makes a refreshing change from the teen agers I know (like Alektra for example, or Chanel.) The sex is fantastic and I think I'm in love. But ther'es one very serious complication and i'ts this; shes' my Gran!"

I was going to do a whole thing about how editors don’t even edit books properly never mind comics anymore, because this book has the occasional jarring slip that suggests Martin Amis isn't entirely au-fait with the world outside his window. Things like the prominence given to studying for O-Levels when O-Levels no longer exist. And then The Tories only announce they are bringing them back! Coming soon because you demanded it: poor houses, indentured servitude, cholera, drought de seignior, rickets and powdered wigs. Martin Amis has been at pains to point out that the publication of his latest book isn't a fond fuck you very much to the country he’s just left in order to live in someplace called America. This one, as in most Late Amis (Late because he's in his sixth decade, so enfant terrible, my arse), is a bit wobbly; the hideously repellent balanced with the cloyingly sentimental to not entirely satisfactory effect but then, not entirely unsatisfactory effect either. As in Any Amis the prose is just blinding, pal. That's the real reason for cracking an Amis and he doesn't disappoint here. He's mainly concerned with putting the case forward for education as a more viable form of self improvement than, y'know, becoming famous for fucking nothing in point of fact. Safe and well trod ground that may be but it does allow him to dust off his spats and tip his boater for a series of comedic showstoppers involving a Jordan manqué. For non-British visitors; a Jordan is like a Kardashian but without the classiness or self respect. Excitingly a Jordan sells more books than a Martin Amis, despite the fact Jordan doesn't even write them. It’s not a secret either. She’s a brand see so that’s okay. That’s where all your branding gets you. Branding’s what they used to do to cattle. And even cattle had the sense to struggle. Cows, there, I’m mainly talking about cows, horses too but mainly cows. When people who say "brand" without an inadvertent bit of sick slipping out and down their lost and hopeless face dream do they dream of beige formica? I’m not talking about ants there, either. Lost you now, haven’t I? Branding. Christ, I’m going to have a little sit down now and collect myself. Branding. Christ. What? Oh, the book's GOOD!

Blimey, sounds like that silly sod wants to get a grip! While we're waiting for the lithium to kick in what we need is a page of Superman from ACTION COMICS. This is written by Marv Wolfman and drawn (ILLUMINATED!) by Gil Kane. It's a lovely page, a real sweet piece of storytelling and extraordinarily educational about how to slap down images on paper and give them power and purpose. I like to pretend this is a complete story called "Just A Man."

So, without any further ado, Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Marv Wolfman and Mr. Gil Kane will now present..."Just A Man." Please remain seated until the performance has ended.

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(Page by Gil Kane & Marv Wolfman from ACTION COMICS #544, 1983, DC Comics) You didn't like that? Geddouda heah, ya bum! Y'heah me! G'wan!

SAVAGES By Don Winslow Arrow, 320 pp. (2011)

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Being the first words you'll read: "Fuck you."

Yes, that takes up a whole page and is indicative of the fact that Winslow does a whole heck of a lot of fiffing and faffing around with the prose as usual. Sometimes he seems keen to find the sparest prose of all; where words have to be hefted and weighed in the mind to glean their true cargo of meaning; a slow and meditative process counter to the break neck reading speed their staccato brevity encourages. James Ellroy would usually get thrown in round about  here thanks to the magnificently uncompromising White Jazz but that’s only because he’s (nominally) crime too. Really it's Richard Christian Matheson who's the guy who already perfected this method (see Dystopia). Of course having made such an arrogant declaration I am suddenly clammy with the almost certain knowledge that there's probably someone else who did it even earlier.  Someone I haven't even read! Winslow's eruptions of inventiveness allow Savages to drop straight into screen play mode at times. As sophisticated as this no doubt is, were I to understand why it occurs, it is certainly awfully convenient. Because, oh, it seems this is soon to be a motion picture presentation. This explains the  chummy high-five to Oliver “The Hand” Stone.

Photobucket "Oh my bleddy hand! My bleddy, bleddy hand! BLEDDY! BLEDDY! HELL!" (Image stolen from pulpinformer.blogspot.co.uk.)

Have you seen The Hand (1980)? It’s that one where shout-fuelled syndicated newspaper cartoonist Michael Caine is angry at his wife and puts his hand out of the car and a truck lops off his hand and he gets a prosthetic hand and his missing hand starts to kill people he doesn't like, or maybe his hand doesn't maybe it’s him because he has anger problems and this is called suspense, boo! That one. Most people like it because it is trashy fun,  but I always watch it because I can never remember who did the drawings used as Caine’s artwork. It’s Barry Windsor Smith.  I have written it here where I can come and look at it anytime so I need never have to watch The Hand again. The best thing of all in The Hand is when the hand attacks someone and we see it from the POV of the hand. The POV of the hand. Hand’s don’t have eyes, that’s all I’m saying. Mind you, detached hands don’t crawl around and strangle people either, I guess you win this round, Oliver Stone. I have now written hand so many times it no longer looks right. The Hand is OKAY!, I give it one thumbs up. (This is what you wanted! This is the stuff!)

Nonsensical asides about enjoyable bad horror films aside, I enjoyed Winslow's language based larks sufficiently to graciously bestow the benefit of the doubt. Yes, he'll be no doubt pleased to hear that, on the whole, I'll give him credit for playing with form rather than debit him for lazy assedness. Because what with all the violent sauciness and saucy violence this is some pretty entertaining salad dressing. I mean, book.  This book is about a threesome of young people who are talented, intelligent, violent and just generally youthfully awesome. However, they are undone by their belief that you can run a drugs business like a Ben and Jerry’s eco-hashish outlet. Because it turns out that people involved in the drug business are just not very nice at all. They will put you right in touch with the ecology though, yup, once they’re through with you you’ll definitely be a part of the old ecosystem and no mistake. So, no, Savages isn't Power of The Dog but it is GOOD! Apropos of absolutely nothing here's a rare Alan Moore SWAMP THING piece to finish on:

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(Taken from DC COMICS PRESENTS ANNUAL #3, 1984, DC Comics. SWAMP THING was created by Len Wein and Berni Wrightson. N.B. Len Wein was editor of SWAMP THING when Alan Moore took over so I can only imagine he was okay with Alan Moore writing his creation.  Y'know, in case anyone was wanting to fling that particular pie at Alan Moore.)

And that's your lot, Buster.  Didn't we have fun, kids? Did we have a time?. Didn't we almost have it all?

Hey, no one forced you to read it! Unless they did, in which case I can only apologise for my callous thoughtlessness.

Next time: COMICS!!!

Arriving 9/12/12

Sorry this is a little late. Nice looking week --especially because of the new LOVE & ROCKETS (Finally!)  

 

2000 AD #1794 2000 AD #1795 2000 AD #1796 ADVENTURE TIME MARCELINE SCREAM QUEENS #3 AMERICAN VAMPIRE LORD OF NIGHTMARES #4 (OF 5) AVENGERS ASSEMBLE #7 AVENGERS VS X-MEN #11 (OF 12) AVX AVENGING SPIDER-MAN #12 BAD MEDICINE #5 BATGIRL #0 BATMAN #0 BATMAN AND ROBIN #0 BATMAN ARKHAM UNHINGED #6 BEFORE WATCHMEN COMEDIAN #3 (OF 6) BETTIE PAGE IN DANGER #4 BTVS SEASON 9 FREEFALL #13 CAPTAIN AMERICA #17 CAPTAIN AMERICA AND BLACK WIDOW #636 CHEW #28 CONAN THE BARBARIAN #8 CREEP #1 CROSSED BADLANDS #13 DARK SHADOWS #7 DARK SHADOWS VAMPIRELLA #2 DARKNESS #106 DEATHSTROKE #0 DEMON KNIGHTS #0 DICKS COLOR ED #8 DOCTOR WHO ANNUAL 2012 FANBOYS VS ZOMBIES #6 FANTASTIC FOUR #610 FRANKENSTEIN AGENT OF SHADE #0 GAME OF THRONES #10 GREEN HORNET #28 GREEN LANTERN CORPS #0 GREEN LANTERN THE ANIMATED SERIES #6 GRIFTER #0 HARBINGER (ONGOING) #4 HAUNT #26 HE MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE #2 (OF 6) HOAX HUNTERS #3 INCREDIBLE HULK #13 IT GIRL & THE ATOMICS #2 JENNIFER BLOOD FIRST BLOOD #1 JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #643 BURNS LEGION LOST #0 MANHATTAN PROJECTS #6 MARVEL UNIVERSE AVENGERS EARTHS HEROES #6 MASSIVE #4 MEGA MAN #17 MEMOIR #6 (OF 6) MICHAEL AVON OEMINGS THE VICTORIES #2 (OF 5) NEW AVENGERS #30 AVX ORCHID #9 PUNK ROCK JESUS #3 (OF 6) RAVAGERS #0 RESURRECTION MAN #0 ROCKETEER CARGO OF DOOM #2 (OF 4) SAINT #0 SAUCER COUNTRY #7 SCARLET SPIDER #9 SHADE #12 (OF 12) SPONGEBOB COMICS #12 STAR WARS LOST TRIBE O/T SITH SPIRAL #2 (OF 5) STITCHED #7 STRAIN #8 (OF 12) STUMPTOWN V2 #1 SUICIDE SQUAD #0 SUPERBOY #0 TEAM 7 #0 THUNDA #2 ULTIMATE COMICS X-MEN #16 UWS UNCANNY X-FORCE #31 UNCANNY X-MEN #18 AVX WARLORD OF MARS #21 WINTER SOLDIER #10 WOLVERINE AND X-MEN #16 AVX X-MEN #35 X-MEN LEGACY #273 X-O MANOWAR (ONGOING) #5 X-TREME X-MEN #3

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What looks good to YOU?
-B

"Guh, UH. Huh, HUH." COMICS! Sometimes They Are Unseemly!

So, Howard Victor Chaykin returned to his successful BLACK KISS creation and penned a sequel. What could possibly go wrong!?! (SPOILER: I liked it.) Photobucket

BLACK KISS 2 #1 Story & Art by Howard Victor Chaykin Lettering & Logo by Ken Bruzenak Cover Colours by Jesus Arbutov Additional design by Drew Gill Image Comics, $2.99 (2012) BLACK KISS created by Howard Victor Chaykin

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This is actually how it arrived- in a semi black bag. I unwrapped it and was immediately compelled to begin using a cheese grater on the blameless plum of my glans. Buyer BEWARE! Indeed.

Well, it isn’t for everybody. In fact if you live in the United Kingdom or Canada it isn’t for anybody. The first issue made it past the real life heroes of HM Customs after a thorough vetting but Diamond have since declined to submit the second issue for the contemplation of HM Customs due to there being “scenes depicted which may fall foul of UK Customs’ regulations on the importing of indecent and obscene material.” Apparently if you commission HVC to create a sequel to his controversial sexually explicit and raucously funny‘80s series BLACK KISS he isn't going to turn in six issues of wrinkle faced dogs and sunsets over still lakes. Who knew?!? I mean he’s all old and shit for totes so he should just be producing comics about boiled sweets and Stannah stair lifts when he isn't weeping over faded Polaroids of all the ladies he squired to the sound of Glen Miller’s In The Mood back when the sky was still blue with futures yet to live. Turns out though that people over 50 don’t just stand still and wish for death, turns out they can still actively engage the world via the mechanisms of their mind and produce creator owned work that has a little more ambition than, say, superheroes but in the real world or a fucking TV pitch the ambition of which flies no higher than an episode of The Rockford Files from the ‘70s. You may not like BLACK KISS 2 but there’s no doubt it’s about something.

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Not just the title of a shitty farce.

Don’t expect me to tell you what though. I was so confused by the first issue that I intended to let the series end before I belaboured your ever dwindling patience with another unbiased and restrained 1000 words on why Howard Victor Chaykin is just super, thanks! That’s not going to be an option though is it? So, from this first issue here’s what I can fillet out. For a start the most arresting aspect of BK2 is what it isn't. Because what it isn't is a typical HVC comic. HVC comics are usually about various things depending on the series but are presented in the same HVC style. This one isn't. It’s a lot less linear than the usual HVC affair. We start in 1906 with a visit to the pictures. This is framed by two pages reminiscent of nothing so much as the title sequence to the popular sit-com Cheers, which is weird an more than a little discomfiting. Now, I’m not too sure what goes on from then on because either it was usual in 1906 for men and women to attend performances of pornographic films en masse or what we are being presented with is not to be taken too literally. HVC is seemingly casting cinema as a demon which will divert and sap the strength of the lower orders while he's also trying to communicate what it must have been like, what a very sensual experience cinema must have been, to the first audiences. Or, as is often the case, a demon with a plenitude of phalli does in fact pleasure the entire audience via every orifice before the cinema itself disappears like a haunted toy shop in a Victorian ghost story. Given the less than delighted descriptions of cinema (“..two-faced God of Cinema”, “..light exploding from the very asshole of Hell itself.”) I think HVC is definitely not on its side. Which is borne out by knowledge of HVC’s oeuvre in which he is often to be found lambasting the cinema for its portrayal of fake heroism and dissemination of impossible to fulfil ideals.

Photobucket "...and they're always glad you CAME." (Sigh. Sorry about that. It just slipped out.)

HVC’s work is also concerned at times with the polymorphous perversity of people’s appetites and how technological advances are bent towards this end. In CITY OF TOMORROW (2005), a series in which HVC’s apparent conviction that if we can invent it we will try to fuck it is at the forefront, there is this sequence:

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Once the scene has shifted to the Titanic in 1912 (natch, I guess) BLACK KISS 2 contains this sequence:

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Now this one involves a demon (succubus?) rather than an automaton but, and you’re going to have to bear with me here, the intention is the same I think. HVC has already explicitly linked cinema to the demon i.e. a technological advance and the supernatural or magical. If we just shut up and agree with the thought that magic is just science that we don’t understand then the parallels are plain. In both scenes the advanced creature (science based or supernatural) controls the situation by appealing to the protagonists basest instincts. Lack of self control isn't something to be encouraged, show some gumption or you'll soon be having someone get grotty on your botty, Bubba!

The hero initially seems like it’s going to be the usual HVC stand-in, one Abie Gelbfein but the focus switches, in part two, to Bubba Kenton. This makes sense as Bubba was the force behind the mcguffin in the first series, even though he was dead when it opened. I guess the series is going to show us Bubba’s descent into Hell over the next 5 issues, which will be a useful bit of back-story for the chronological sequel to rest on. I mean, I won’t know will I, as my country would make of HV a prisoner; a prisoner of Sex, in his shackles of Love! Anyway, although HVC wrong-foots us by basically telling us the story of the villain rather than the hero this is still very HVC. After all what we’re about to see, or you are about to see anyway, is another exercise in HVC’s demonstration that power corrupts. “Power Corrupts (What The Hell Else Is It For?)” declared the cover to HOWARD CHAYKIN’S AMERICAN FLAGG #1 and Howard Victor Chaykin still hasn't stopped declaring it here in a comic which, should you pass through Customs, you would itself have to declare.

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Chin up, Old son. You can probably get the TPB when it comes out.

There’s also a nice joke in the art when Bubba is thrown through the air mid-forced bum fun and there’s a panel that is a hilarious inversion of the usual HVC hero swaggeringly soaring through the air while unloading his weapon. Y'know what, I found the art throughout to be pretty strong throughout, only sagging when HVC used his computer to reduce and enlarge images; turns out that sounds easier than it is. There are some nice compositions and I liked the scenes of panic on the Titanic. It was, in fact, quite refreshing to see HVC's art free from some of the busyness all those textures he applies for colour were absent. I just really like looking at his art in B&W it seems. Still, Jesus Arbutov does some really slick and candied colours on the cover and seems set to continue this excellent performance onto issue 2. Ken Bruzenak remains a force of nature but I thought the caption boxes got lost in the art too easily, but that’s just whining, any Ken Bruzenak is good Ken Bruzenak. Despite the fact that the editor missed a few bumpy bits, as a comic I thought it was VERY GOOD! I already told you I did !

Photobucket Wow. No One liked ULTIMATUM did they!?!

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Compare and Contrast! (N.B. I have edited the latter panel to remove any indication of biological items that we all might possess and/or see on a daily basis. In case it might turn your hair white or make you fondle dogs or something.)

I still have questions. Why does the series begin in 1906 when the demon is apparently already in the USA and then switch to 1912 when the demon is apparently on its way to the USA? Are Alfie and Rose going to be the hero and heroine; if not what were they doing in the book? I guess we did get to hear the ear scarring sound of Gentle Jeff Lester reading the narration to the “horsecocked little Jew” text, so I guess that’s reason enough. Is the last page meant to remind me of a ‘70s Marvel short strip involving a lifeboat from the Titanic in which one of the survivors turned out to be a monster; a strip I cannot clearly remember beyond that, but the existence of which I am certain of? If every sex scene in the book was replaced by a scene of equally explicit violence would this book still be problematic? Really? Who knows? Not me. Because, as I said, I will be unable to read any further issues. I guess, as befits my National stereotype, I finished too early. Just think of it as a compliment, that’s what I always say in those situations. (Psst. Edit that bit out, John).

In case you needed another reason to value the continued existence of Howard Victor Chaykin the comic also has a Q&A with him which contains this:

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'Nuff Said, True Believers! Have a good weekend and enjoy only the most decent of COMICS!!!

Wait, What? Ep. 99: Ex See, Eye Ex

PhotobucketFrom Gabrielle Bell's The Voyeurs

This is a pretty decent episode, I think, and we've got at least one surprise announcement in it (a less-surprising announcement: this is a skip week for us, so there'll be no episode next week), as well as some talk about books not out yet, books that may have slid past your radar, and we get our Englehart on. God yes, do we get our Englehart on.

After the jump: Show notes! Show link! Show...me the money?

1:04-6:06: Introductory comments.  What the weather is like for Graeme.  What Jeff had for lunch.  You know...the essential stuff.  Also, Graeme has some ideas about what to do for ep. 100 that, perhaps unsurprisingly, are a little heavy on the post-production side of things.
6:06-14:10: Before Watchmen: Minutemen #3 by Darwyn Cooke.  Graeme has read it; Jeff has not.  The phrase "potentially man-rapey" is used. I don't know; is that a phrase that I should issue a trigger warning for?  Also under discussion--how long a memory do Internet haters really have, anyway?
14:10-25:46: Superman, Wonder Woman, and Justice League #12.  I guess you could consider this spoilery?  Hint:  better than Justice League International Annual #1, though.  Also, Graeme has read both the Flash and Superman Annuals and tells Jeff about them.
25:46-26:42: The dreaded technical difficulties kick up, so we decide we are going to call one another back.  If you must skip 56 seconds from any podcast this month, true believer, let it be these 56 seconds!
26:42-27:51: Back again.
27:51-39:37: Back to Graeme's Calvacade of DC Annuals, as he finishes talking about the Superman Annual and then covers the Green Lantern Annual, which leads us into the DC career of Geoff Johns, past and present.  He has no trouble leaving titles--is it time for him to leave Green Lantern?
39:37-48:01: And along those lines, who has two thumbs and is the last person on the Internet to hear about this new Justice League title?  Jeff, who is even now using one of those thumbs to hit the space bar and type this.
48:01-48:01: Speaking of Jeff: why is he reading Batman?  It's a question that ties back to Rob Liefeld's TigerBloodian outburst on Twitter.
48:01-1:05:25: A follow-up question from Graeme:  "Are there characters who are so interesting to you that you will feel at least strongly tempted to try the first issue of a new creative team?"  This allows Jeff to talk about one of his more insane theories (even for him): the secret existence of a decade-long Challengers of the Unknown film franchise. The conversation goes on to cover 9/11, why Marvel heroes appear to be more successful at fitting into the zeitgeist than DC heroes, aspirational heroes compared to feet-of-clay heroes, superhero comic book culture, and more.  It's a discussion that catches Graeme at his most optimistic and Jeff at his, uh, Jeffiest. (That doesn't sound like a euphemism for "gloomy" at all, but is meant to!)
1:05:25-1:10:54: "It's very hard for me to talk about during an election season."  If you don't want us to sound bewildered about the Republican National Convention (or to hear Jeff sound bewildered about the United States), you may want to skip this part.
1:10:54-1:18:06: Thank god, we move on to talking about Archie #636, with art by the ever-talented and ever-talkworthy Gisele.
1:18:06-1:38:10: Also worthy of praise--and we do so extensively--is Vision & Scarlet Witch: A Year In the Life by Steve Englehart and Richard Howell.  Unsurprisingly, Graeme and Jeff proceed to nerd out heavily, talking about the differences between Englehart's work in the '70s and '80s; and the renunciation of Englehart at various times in the Marvel Universe.  Big thanks for listener J. Smitty for making this discussion possible.
1:38:10-1:44:49:  On the opposite end of the medium, but which Jeff also finds excellent: Gabrielle Bell's The Voyeurs from Uncivilized Books.
1:44:49-1:51:28: More stuff that Jeff likes: New Deadwardians, Prophet #28 (especially the terrific format for the Brandon Graham/Fil Barlow interview about the creative process behind Zooniverse), Axe Cop: President of the World #2, and Emo Galactus by R.M. Rhodes and Meredith Burke (debuting at SPX!)
1:51:28-2:08:17: By contrast, Graeme has read a preview of...Black Kiss #2 and Happy by Grant Morrison and Darick Robertson. [Whoops: we broke an embargo on that one.  Sorry, Image!] On a related note: the schedule at Morrisoncon? Pretty stunning.
2:08:17-2:08:56: Our recording schedule...and plans for episode 100!
2:08:56-end: Would you like to call in with a question and have your voice on the 100th episode?  We've figured out a way you can! Listen in here to get the super-secret Wait, What? phone number and leave a message! As a bonus, Graeme tries to wrap his head around the early numbering system of our podcast...and fails!
See?  That sounds like a chunky little episode, right?  And we're even giving you a chance to catch up before ep. 100!
As Beatles sung in their classic, Here, There & On iTunes, you may have already encountered ep. 99 here, there, or on iTunes.  If not, for the first option do see below:
As always, we hope you enjoy! Please consider leaving us a question or comment at our super-special secret phone number, and we'll talk at you in two weeks!

Arriving 9/5/2012

Well, or at least that's the plan -- some stores might possibly not receive their books in time to have them out right at opening on Wednesday AM, you might want to call first just to be 100% sure (though, major metropolitan centers should be just fine)

2000 AD #1787 ACTION COMICS #0 AGE OF APOCALYPSE #7 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #693 ANIMAL MAN #0 ARCHER & ARMSTRONG (NEW) #2 AVENGERS ACADEMY #36 BATWING #0 BEFORE WATCHMEN SILK SPECTRE #3 (OF 4) BIG HERO 6 BRAVE NEW HEROES #1 BLACK KISS II #2 (OF 6) BLOODSHOT (ONGOING) #3 BOYS #70 CAPE 1969 #3 (OF 4) CLASSIC POPEYE ONGOING #2 DAMSELS #1 DAN THE UNHARMABLE #5 DARK AVENGERS #180 DEADPOOL #60 DEFENDERS #10 DETECTIVE COMICS #0 DIAL H #0 EARTH 2 #0 EPIC KILL #5 FAIREST #7 FASHION BEAST #1 FIRST X-MEN #2 (OF 5) FLASH GORDON ZEITGEIST #6 GARFIELD #5 GARTH ENNIS JENNIFER BLOOD #16 GI COMBAT #0 GREEN ARROW #0 GREEN LANTERN #0 GRIMM FAIRY TALES #77 GUARDING THE GLOBE #1 HARVEST #2 (OF 5) HAWKEYE #2 HELL YEAH #5 HYPERNATURALS #3 INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #524 KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #190 LADY DEATH (ONGOING) #21 LOOKOUTS RIDDLE VOL 01 #1 LOVE AND CAPES WHAT TO EXPECT #2 (OF 6) MIGHTY THOR #19 BURNS MIND THE GAP #4 MUPPETS #3 (OF 4) NEW CRUSADERS RISE OF THE HEROES #1 NIGHT FORCE #7 (OF 7) PETER CANNON THUNDERBOLT #1 PHANTOM STRANGER #0 PLANET O/T APES CATACLYSM #1 PUNISHER #15 ROAD TO OZ #1 (OF 6) ROBERT JORDAN WHEEL OF TIME EYE O/T WORLD #29 SAVAGE DRAGON #181 SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU #25 SMALLVILLE SEASON 11 #5 SPAWN #223 STORMWATCH #0 SWAMP THING #0 SWEET TOOTH #37 TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES COLOR CLASSICS #4 THE LONE RANGER #9 THIEF OF THIEVES #8 THINK TANK #2 TMNT MICRO SERIES #8 FUGITOID TRUE BLOOD ONGOING #4 ULTIMATE COMICS SPIDER-MAN #14 DWF VENOM #24 WORLD OF ARCHIE DOUBLE DIGEST #21 WORLDS FINEST #0 X-FACTOR #243

Books / Mags / Stuff ALTER EGO #112 AQUAMAN HC VOL 01 THE TRENCH AVENGERS CELESTIAL QUEST TP BACK ISSUE #59 BACK ISSUE #60 BAKUMAN TP VOL 14 BATMAN KNIGHTFALL TP NEW ED VOL 03 KNIGHTSEND CHINESE LIFE GN DAL TOKYO HC DISNEY JUNIOR MAGAZINE 8 GLORY TP VOL 01 THE ONCE & FUTURE DESTROYER GREEN LANTERN WAR OF THE GREEN LANTERNS TP HEARTLESS HC INCOGNITO CLASSIFIED EDITION HC KODT BUNDLE OF TROUBLE TP VOL 37 MANHATTAN PROJECTS TP VOL 01 SCIENCE BAD PEOPLE AROUND HERE TP PHINEAS AND FERB MAGAZINE 12 PRINCE OF CATS TP SEXYTIME HC POST PORN RISE O/T PORNOISSEUR STAND TP VOL 04 HARDCASES STARMAN OMNIBUS TP VOL 02 TEEN TITANS TP VOL 01 ITS OUR RIGHT TO FIGHT THANOS QUEST #1 THIEF OF THIEVES TP VOL 01 VENOM BUST BANK (MAY084997) WACKY PACKAGES GALLERY SC WET MOON GN VOL 06

 

As always: What looks good to YOU?

 

-B

"I Got A Heart Like Nobody's Bizness!" COMICS! Sometimes They Are Timeless Magic!

Now I don't know about you but I needed a bit of a larf recently. And the most larfs I had lately were courtesy of these comics. So I thought I'd tell you about them and then you could go and buy them and have a larf too. It's called The Cycle of Larf! Arf! Arf! No, wait, these are good books, honest! Oh, be like that then. Photobucket

POPEYE #1 Art and letters by Bruce Ozella Written by Roger Langridge Coloured by Luke McDonnell IDW, $3.99 (2012) POPEYE created by E.C. Segar

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A while back I commented that the presence of this comic was awesome for anyone who missed Thimble Theatre. Forgetting I was on The Internet I think my words were misconstrued as a dig at the fact that such an old property was being dug up and dusted off once again; despite the fact that the original audience had long ago ceased to care about comics if not before, then certainly shortly after, they had ceased breathing, which they all had some time ago. That's not actually what I meant. What I actually meant was that the presence of this comic is awesome for anyone who missed Thimble Theatre. Like me. Basically I meant "missed" as in "failed to experience" rather than "felt the loss or lack of". Words are tricky, hear me now!

I was well up for this because the only time Roger Langridge has ever disappointed me was that time when he failed to bring peace to the world entire. To be fair though that expectation may only have been in my head and comics are really more his thing. After all comics are a thing Roger Langridge does rather well. Here he just dives in with a feature length tale of Popeye and all his familiar companions, together with several unfamiliar to me anyway, creations having madcap adventures of a bizarre and confounding nature while in serach of a mate for The Jeep.  Apparently this strange creature gave the WW2 US Army vehicle its name. I previously thought it was named after the onomatopoeic effect of the initials for General Purpose (G.P.) but, no, apparently it was a Popeye character. According to the Bud Sagendorf book anyway, more on that anon. Langridge and Ozella's tale is a pell mell charge into entertainment which is dense in event with something engagingly off-kilter occurring on every page. Ozella's art has a loose and scrappy quality that retains the "punkier" quality of Segar's work as opposed to the cleaner Sagendorf stuff. By basically taking the property of Popeye and changing very little (his pipe is just for show now), the book retains the central appeal of the character which is the main reason to buy the thing.  That's not cluelessness it's common sense.

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People want Popeye not "street level" Popeye or "Tom Clancy-lite" Popeye. If the book doesn't sell then people just don't want Popeye. The yellow lettering on the cover of my copy indicates it is a "2nd Printing", so I guess people want Popeye alright. This is something DC could bear in mind with characters like Captain "Shazam!" Marvel. If you change it too much it isn't that character anymore and if it isn't that character anymore why should anyone care? After all making Captain Marvel a dick in a hood contributes little except a clear indication that he isn't Jewish. Anyway, this comic is about Popeye not Shazam! (Boo!) and it reads like a Popeye comic and thanks to the talents of all involved it is VERY GOOD!

Please help send Brian Hibbs to Summer Camp by purchasing this comic from HERE. Issues 2,3 and 4 are also now available, just saying. Summer Camp can be pricey these days.

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POPEYE (Classic Comics) #1 By Bud Sagendorf IDW/Yoe Comics, $3.99 (2012) POPEYE created by E.C. Segar

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Now, when I read the 2012 comic I had very little idea about Popeye but once I'd finished it I found my curiosity had been piqued. Luckily this comic appeared. So I bought it. Causality in action there. This is apparently the first issue in a complete reprinting of the POPEYE comics which spun up and out from the newspaper strip. There are over a hundred of these. Judging by the contents of this issue the next ten years are going to be called the Happy Popeye Fan Decade. Because although I'd never heard of Bud Sagendorf before buying this it turns out that Bud Sagendorf is all kinds of awesome. He is particularly awesome at Popeye.

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His style is cleaner and more polished than that of Segar but it loses none of its anatomical daftness and retains enough of the creepiness that always underlies Popeye's comedy. Although these strips are from 1948 they are just as mentally, er, different and rich in incident as the 2012 comic. The strips seem to have been copied straight from the old comics with warts and all remaining which gives them a lovely old timey feeling, like when you maul your grandad's face. The pages are thick and the package has a heft and solidity pleasing to the purchaser. I believe Brian Hibbs calls this quality "finger". POPEYE CLASSIC COMICS has good finger. The comics within it are, truth to tell, also VERY GOOD!

Now, I don't want to come across as though I'm rattling a tin in front of your face but this comic can also be purchased from HERE.

POPEYE The Great Comic Book Tales By Bud Sagendorf By Bud Sagendorf (Natch! Arf! Arf!) IDW/Yoe Books, $29.99 (2011) POPEYE created by E.C. Segar

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So I read those books and then I went looking for more. Because I am a greedy man indeed. And that's how I ended up buying this. It's a sturdy volume and like all Yoe books the design and research speak so loudly of  enthusiasm that any cavils about proofreading are soon drowned out. The contents are a selection of Sagendorf's strips across a roughly 10 year period. The reproduction, and in fact the very first strip, are exactly the same as the comic above. So if you enjoyed that you're sure to enjoy this. Heck if you enjoy Popeye or just good comics you're certain to enjoy this.

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There are probably historically verifiable reasons for each of the stunningly unsettling character designs on display here. One thing I do know is the timeless quality engendered by their wonderful weirdness enables each new generation to imprint their own meaning upon them. The Sea Hag, for example, looks like nothing so much as a stroppy Grant Morrison in a hooded cloak. That’s pretty disturbing on its own but when she asks the squint-eyed one for his malformed hand in marriage whole new vistas of repellent perversity play out in the unwilling reader’s mind. Conversely when old arse-chin smacks The Sea Hag one upside her weirdly hirsute chin you do kind of want to shout, “That’s for Siegel and Shuster, you pound shop Anarchist!” Basically though why these strangely swollen and wobbly looking folks look the way they do I haven't a clue. Maybe E.C. Segar had a squint, talked like his tongue was as big as a cat and had a chin like a bum with a pipe stuck in it. I don’t know. I know he had tattoos so that’s one mystery solved right there. I could have looked it all up but frankly I want to keep the focus on these comics and when I do finally get those E.C. Segar volumes from Fantagraphics I’ll be wanting to present their well researched facts as my own won’t I now?

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This volume has its own well researched facts in the form of preface by Craig Yoe which is illustrated with Sagendorf rarities and one picture of the artist with snowy white hair. I am a big fan of pictures of comic book artists with snowy white hair. To me they are like pictures of kittens are to normal people. This introduction is highly enlightening in regard to Sagendorf’s craft as it includes two pages from a correspondence course he chipped in on (above) and has the man himself explaining, via quotes, some of the process involved in the creation of the strips. He and Segar would basically fish from Segar’s boat for five days hashing ideas out before belting the strips out. The introduction isn't very long but as I say it’s informative After reading it you understand why Sagendorf was able to replicate The Master’s style after his death i.e. simpatico interests (science -fiction, which explains a lot about the strip in itself) and seemingly being a creative equal for much of their association. And yet it points at the huge mystery of why it took Kings Feature Syndicate 2o years to pass the job on to Sagendorf without offering an answer. In the end though Sagendorf got the gig and made it his own. The extent to which he succeeded can now be viewed by generations previously unaware of his very existence. I think he would have liked that and I think you will like this book as it is VERY GOOD!

Before I bought POPEYE #1 by Langridge and Ozella I knew very little about Popeye, shortly thereafter I had bought POPEYE CLASSIC COMICS #1 and POPEYE THE GREAT COMIC BOOK TALES. I don't know much about publishing or retailing but I think I might count that as a success right there for all involved and the persistent magic of the the profoundly stupid or perhaps even the stupidly profound, world of POPEYE!

Have a good weekend, y'all, and read some COMICS!!! (Maybe even buy 'em from HERE!)

Comix Experience ONOMATOPOEIA #200!

This is IT, TRUE BELIEVERS! The BIGGEST CEO in years, as both Jeff Lester and Graeme McMillan pen new "Fanboy Rampage" columns! Plus all of the usual writeups of UPCOMING comics that you've come to KNOW and LOVE! Who says this isn't the Comix Experience Continuum of Comics, EFFENDI?!?!

Plus everything is in frankly surprising COLOR!

This is a LIMITED TIME offer, however -- download it before September 7th -- you can find the CEO by clicking here, and the associated Sub Form here.

[UPDATE: Hey, Jeff here.  Apparently, there was a problem with YouSendIt so I'm going to try something different and host the form and CEO via Dropbox (in no small measure because Graeme's column for the newsletter cracked me up...and because I'd also like my contribution to be out there).

So you can get the CEO by clicking here (not small; it's 9,554kb) and the associated Sub Form here (much smaller at 984kb).  If you have any problems, let us know in the comments, yes?]

-B

The Last Week Of the First Year: A quick DC Survey

Next week starts month #13 for the DCnu, so maybe it's a good moment to take stock? Surprisingly, yes, it is, with what they shipped this week!

The star of the last week of the first year is, without question, Geoff Johns, as he has no less than four comics that has his name on them shipping. Yowsa!

Double Yowsa, two of those comics missed their master-planned  ship weeks, it must be awesome to be one of the bosses!

AQUAMAN #12:  So, here's the thing: here we are at issue #12, and I couldn't tell you one more thing about Aquaman than I could from #1 -- he's pissed off. That's about that. This year has been fairly alright at giving Aquaman reasons to be pissed off, starting with the laughter of the civilians, the treachery of Mera's people, Black Manta, and so on -- but that's not actually characterization; that's just pushback.

Then there's the terrible, casual violence. I mean, I know, I shouldn't be surprised by violence in a Geoff Johns comic, I guess, but, yow, Arthur just whips his trident at Faceless Hood #302, totally gutting him. Ew. And totally 100% gratuitous.

I don't hate reading this comic, or anything, but if I didn't own a comic shop and have the ability to read what I like for free, I'd never have made it to the end of this first year, that's certain. This comic is very EH.

 

JUSTICE LEAGUE #12: On an individual comics level, I thought this was a reasonable enough production -- probably GOOD, even -- but it's so beastly difficult to divorce reading this comic from the meta-narrative of the DC Universe, because this goes against just about everything that I want from this group of characters. They're odd and clumsy and unsure, but not in an endearing "We'll strive to get better!" kind of way, but in an uncomfortable and tortured way. And I just don't think that suits these characters. That's a Marvel thing -- Superman, at the fifth year of his career should not be be a doubting, brooding alien. "Oh....sometimes, I feel... so.... alone!" Jesus, no, that's not Superman. More on him later, I guess.

Same with Wonder Woman, who seems like an entirely different creature than the one in her own book. Then there's the teaser for "Justice League of America", which looks like "Justice League Extreme" to me. Ugh, way too soon for the spinoff, especially one with a market-confusing name like that.

Either way, I just don't like these characters as presented in this comic book, even though it's of a reasonably professional quality.

 

GREEN LANTERN ANNUAL #1: Now, this is really a model of how an annual should be -- it's the culmination of the last year of story, in all ways. THIS is GL #13, and sets off a new status quo for the book for a smidge at least.

Much like JL, I really don't like what is happening in this comic -- especially everything related to the Guardians of the Galaxy, where I think that they're getting dangerously close to actually breaking the franchise here with the "everything you knew was a lie!" stuff going on here -- but it done with solid enough craft, that it's hard to say it isn't at least technically GOOD. But I think I'm much much more interested in a new GL, then I am of any of this dangling-threads from "Blackest Night" stuff going on. Frankly, I think that Geoff really doesn't have a solid post-BN game plan in the way that the build-up to it was.

I think I've said this before, but I for one, would like to have a few months of someone with a wish-making ring socking bank robbers in the jaw again -- Green Lantern has kind of stopped being anything other than just technical things about Green Lanterns, which isn't so exciting, really.

 

JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL ANNUAL #1: Annual # only, for that matter, since the parent book was actually cancelled.

This one is a weird one, since it seems to set a new storyline/direction for Blue Beetle (but this isn't his comic... he wasn't in it before this issue!), as well as what seemed to be erasing Booster Gold from continuity because of the kiss in JL #12 (wait, what?), which continues this weird string of feeling like they're just making this shit up as the go along up there in the editorial offices.

Half of the characters seem crazy out-of-character to me -- especially Guy, and the seemingly contradictory stuff with Booster (his conversation with Godiva insists he's a fraud, but then in his last scene, it implies there's a plan) -- but it also wants to set up a new threat from Brother Eye and his new "programmer", I dunno -- this is all over the map. And I thought it was pretty EH for that.

 

SUPERMAN ANNUAL #1: And here's another "Are they just making this shit up days before it prints"? This comic bears zero resemblance to what was solicited:

"• Abducted by a group of mysterious aliens, Superman is dragged to a remote alien galaxy to take part in THE GAMES, a world hopping game of cat-and-mouse where players are hunted for sport. • Can even the help of a mysterious new GREEN LANTERN overcome the might of an alien empire?""(W) Keith Giffen (A)  Cafu (CA) Tyler Kirkham, Matt Batt Banning"

Yeah, that's not what is here -- THIS is by Lobdell and Nicieza and Pascal Alixe, and seems to be happening in a different universe than JL (there's a thought balloon that seems to be saying how much he loves Lois Lane, for example), but this is all about Hellspont, and Daemonites, and why they're bad asses, and, oh did we mention that they're responsible for the meta-gene on earth, no?

Then there's a lot of checking in with all of the various aliens living on earth, but none of it amounts to anything, and we're left with crying angsty Superman whining in space about he's so alone and no one loves him and whatever.

Holy fuck, why is it that DC seems to have no idea whatsoever what to do with Superman, or what makes him appealing in the first place? He's their flagship character, for crying out loud! (some wag suggested to me yesterday that they're waiting for the new movie to see if they'll tell them who Superman is)

I also have to wonder about this whole Daemonite-centric push that's going on here -- is this Boss Jim Lee insisting on something from the top down, or is this mid-level editors trying to suck up to the boss, I wonder? I'm not sure which would be worse, frankly, but I do know that the Daemonites in general, and Hellspont in particular, are really not a very interesting antagonist.

If you're not clear, I thought this was a pretty AWFUL comic book.

 

FLASH ANNUAL #1: Like GL, a story-driven culmination annual, which is how they should be. One problem here is that I think most of the (ugh) draw of the book is Francis Manapul's art, and he couldn't do more than layouts for this one.

More broadly, I think Flash is possibly the most ill-served New 52 book with the "five year gap" -- it's really evident here as these Rogue's share nothing more than names with any version that we know. They try gamely to fill in some of the backstory we've never read, as flashbacks, but it holds about as much dramatic weight as filled-in flashbacks could offer -- that is, not much, really. These aren't "our" Rogues.

Much like Aquaman, I haven't any real sense of just who this Barry Allen is. It's been masked by some downright heavenly art and layout (especially), but I really need to have an emotional investment in the characters that I read serialized fiction about.

And I barely have that for any DC character, a year later. I call this merely OK

 

That's what I think at least, what about YOU?

-B

 

 

 

 

Wait, What? Ep. 98: Gorilla With An Eyepatch

PhotobucketGorilla with an eyepatch/ I know, I know/ It's really serious... from Boom!'s Betrayal of the Planet of the Apes by Corinna Bechko and Gabriel Hardman

We are creeping ever-closer to magic number 100, as you are probably aware.  But, hey, why fixate on the future?  There's every possibility the world could be thrown into cataclysmic upheaval, giving rise to a world of intelligent rifle-wielding apes that, as here, look cooler than all hell.

So let's just pay attention to where we're at, and what's happening now, and also...show notes!

0:53-3:53:  Some tough work engagements for Graeme this week!  Let him tell you about it.
3:53-11:23:   For example, Graeme talks the Siegel-Schuster lawsuit and the recent article written about the Schuster side of the lawsuit.  For those of you who like Mr. McMillions when he's having ambivalent feelings, these seven and a half minutes are for you.
11:23-19:48:  And then in this corner... Rob Liefeld vs. DC, just weeks after aggravating Marvel's editors. Are you on Team Rob or Team Big Two? (Or is there no Team Big Two?)
19:48-22:41:  And then one of those wacky tech problems pop up and necessitate a call back.  Minor slight delay and then minor chitchat about the Internets.
22:41-38:18: Back to Rob Liefeld vs DC:  Graeme talks about why this story will blow things open wide for DC, while Jeff is not so sure.  It moves into a conversation about emotional attachments to creators, companies, and concepts.
38:18-42:28:  Challenged about what comics can be read in five minutes, Jeff talks briefly about the twelfth issues of Flash, Batwoman, and Wonder Woman, and compares them a bit with Batman, Inc. #3.
42:28-49:08:  Also, Jeff has lots of good things to say about the Betrayal of the Planet of the Apes trade paperback with gorgeous art by Gabriel Hardman (see above) and a strong script by Hardman and Corinna Bechko.  As an Apehead who's late to this book, I have to say it's pretty darn great.
49:08-56:26: And as we are on a recommending roll, Graeme recommends the first issue of Mark Waid and Chris Samnee's Rocekteer: Cargo of Doom.
56:26-1:05:04:  And then, just to keep the balance, Graeme reviews Before Watchmen: Dr. Manhattan #1.  He... is not pleased. The phrase "eye-bleedingly bad" may end up being used.  A bit of stuff about BW: Rorschach is included for your enjoyment.
1:05:04-1:14:08:  Also under Graeme's four color microscope, Amazing Spider-Man #692.  (Jeff requests you ignore most of his comments in this section as they are even more befuddled than usual. Thx.)
1:14:08-1:37:21:  Invited to talk about stuff he's read and liked this week, Jeff declines and instead chooses to complain about...movies.  More specifically, Captain America The First Avenger which is on Netflix Watch Instantly. Also discussed: The Bourne Legacy and Battleship.
1:37:21-1:42:30:  Of course, that trifecta of movie cannot help but inevitably lead to Graeme talking about...Bunheads.  Well, sure.  Of course.
1:42:30-1:54:22:  And then, because somehow we end up out of time, we mention more comics we also find noteworthy SAGA #6, Fatale #7, Batman Inc. #3, Mind MGMT #4, and Glamourpuss #26.  Also some speedy head-scratching from Jeff about the Butcher Baker blow-up.  What does it mean to be a critical darling? Is there a "tastemaker" for comics on the Internet?
1:54:22-end:  And here is where we open up the question to you, our listeners:  have you ever bought a book based on something we said?  If so, what and how'd it go?  Who are the people in the comics blogosphere you consider tastemakers?  We want to know!  So you know...sound off in the comments, please.
Maybe this auditory apparition has haunted the forlorn witch-house called iTunes, perhaps not.  But you can cross the streams, so to speak (not recommended, I know), and also listen below:
And, as always, thank you for listening!

"WAM!" PEOPLE! A King is Born!

On August 28th 1917 Jacob Kurtzberg was born. As Jack Kirby he changed the shape of comics. You may have heard of him. This time out I take a back seat and let Jack Kirby speak for himself in the language in which he was most fluent; the language of  COMICS!!! Photobucket

But first, Jack Kirby's granddaughter has a message for his fans HERE.

And now our Feature Presentation:

Jack Kirby (1917 - 1994)

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All images were sourced from:

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JACK KIRBY'S THE LOSERS By Jack Kirby, Mike Royer and D. Bruce Berry DC Comics, $39.99 (2009)

Happy Birthday, Jack Kirby (1917 – 1994) for you are forever EXCELLENT!!! (With apologies to the work of Clive James.)

Arriving 8/29/12

Much more comics than the last two weeks -- and lots of DC annuals.

2000 AD #1788 2000 AD #1792 2000 AD #1793 AMERICAN VAMPIRE #30 ANGEL & FAITH #13 AQUAMAN #12 AVENGING SPIDER-MAN #11 AVX VS #5 (OF 6) AXE COP PRESIDENT O/T WORLD #2 (OF 3) B & V FRIENDS DOUBLE DIGEST #228 BATMAN BEYOND UNLIMITED #7 BEFORE WATCHMEN MINUTEMEN #3 (OF 6) BIONIC WOMAN #3 BPRD HELL ON EARTH RETURN O/T MASTER #1 (OF 5) CAPTAIN MARVEL #3 CROSSED BADLANDS #12 DEBRIS #2 (OF 4) DETECTIVE COMICS ANNUAL #1 DOMINIQUE LAVEAU VOODOO CHILD #6 DUNGEONS & DRAGONS FORGOTTEN REALMS #3 FERALS #8 FF #21 FLASH ANNUAL #1 FUBAR SUMMER SPECIAL ONE SHOT GAMBIT #2 GODZILLA ONGOING #4 GOON #41 GREEN HORNET #27 GREEN LANTERN ANNUAL #1 HELLRAISER #17 HIGHER EARTH #4 HULK #57 INFERNAL MAN-THING #3 (OF 3) JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #642 BURNS JUSTICE LEAGUE #12 JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL ANNUAL #1 LIL HOMER #1 LOCKE & KEY GRINDHOUSE ONE SHOT LORD OF THE JUNGLE #7 MORNING GLORIES #21 MUDMAN #5 NATIONAL COMICS LOOKER #1 NEW DEADWARDIANS #6 (OF 8) NEW MUTANTS #48 PHANTOM LADY #1 (OF 4) POPEYE #4 POWERS #11 PROPHECY #3 PROPHET #28 RED SONJA #68 SIXTH GUN #24 SKULLKICKERS #17 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #240 SPACEMAN #9 (OF 9) STAR TREK TNG DOCTOR WHO ASSIMILATION #4 STAR WARS DARTH MAUL DEATH SENTENCE #2 (OF 4) STEED AND MRS PEEL ONGOING #0 SUPERMAN ANNUAL #1 SUPERMAN FAMILY ADVENTURES #4 THE LONE RANGER SNAKE OF IRON #2 TMNT MICRO SERIES #7 APRIL TRIO #4 ULTIMATE COMICS X-MEN #15 DWF UNCANNY X-FORCE #30 VALEN OUTCAST #8 MAIN CVRS WARLORD OF MARS DEJAH THORIS #14 WEB OF SPIDER-MAN #129.2 WINTER SOLDIER #9 WITCHBLADE #159 WOLVERINE AND X-MEN #15 AVX X-O MANOWAR (ONGOING) #4 X-TREME X-MEN #2 YOUNG JUSTICE #19

Books / Mags / Stuff COURTNEY CRUMRIN SPEC ED HC VOL 02 GREEN LANTERN ARCHIVES HC VOL 07 GUARDING THE GLOBE TP VOL 01 (RES) IRREDEEMABLE TP VOL 10 JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY TP VOL 01 FEAR ITSELF JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #326 KIRBY GENESIS TP VOL 01 PENNY ARCADE TP VOL 08 MAGICAL KIDS IN DANGER PETER PANZERFAUST TP VOL 01 THE GREAT ESCAPE PREVIEWS #288 SEPTEMBER 2012 (NET) RESURRECTION MAN TP VOL 01 DEAD AGAIN REX MUNDI OMNIBUS TP VOL 01 RIVEN TP SHOWCASE PRESENTS TALES OT UNEXPECTED TP VOL 01 SONIC SAGA TP VOL 01 DARKEST STORM STAR WARS OMNIBUS CLONE WARS VOL 01 REPUBLIC WAR TP TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES CLASSICS TP VOL 02 THE LONE RANGER TP VOL 05 HARD COUNTRY ULTIMATE COMICS ULTIMATES BY HICKMAN TP VOL 01 VINTAGE MARVEL COMICS 2013 12 MONTH WALL CALENDAR X-MEN LEGACY TP FIVE MILES SOUTH OF UNIVERSE

What looks good to YOU??!?!?!

 

-B

Chasing Gentrification

Nothing has really inspired me to want to write comics reviews the last couple of weeks, and it's really appalling for me to not have content for my own blog, so I want to write a bit about my neighborhood. This isn't, in any kind of direct way, about comics; and it's only really loosely about "retailing" like I categorized it, so maybe you won't care about any of this, and I'm going to put the rest below the jump....

I also think this is going to be a good deal more rambly than usual, for what that's worth -- I haven't outlined it or anything, but I've wanted to make a post about this for the last few months. See, a Chase bank recently moved in, displacing a number of small retail businesses.

Well, maybe I need to start somewhere way earlier than that.

(you might want to go open google maps and street view and look around the block, maybe, to make this easier to follow along? Maybe not, I don't know)

(Oh, and to start the earliest note here, Comix Experience has been in the same location since the day we opened, April 1, 1989 -- 23 years ago this writing)

So, the commercial corridor I'm on is Divisadero St., which, essentially, runs from Haight St (where Divisadero makes a small turn and becomes Castro st.), all the way down to Sacramento St., basically a 20 block stretch. Now, the Divisadero Merchant's association says that the neighborhood actually is Haight to Geary (14 blocks), but that seems unfair to the UCSF-side retailers.

The bottom end of this corridor, Haight, puts us between two neighborhoods -- the "Upper Haight" is like where Haight/Ashbury and all of the Hippie shit is/was, and there's a separate commercial corridor up there, six blocks on Haight from Central to Stanyan. At this point, the "Upper Haight" is nearly exclusively  "hip" clothing shops, restaurants, and Head Shops. And lots of street kids.

There's also the "Lower Haight" which is pretty much Scott to Webster (five blocks), but except right there at Haight and Fillmore, I'd say is not a "bustling" shopping street.

So, if you're looking at the map, I guess you can see that Divisadero is really between two neighborhoods, and part of neither?  There's also the notion that Divis is a major transportation through-street, being 4 lanes wide.

OK, so down at the bottom end of the commercial bits Divis, the first block is kind of strangely zoned/used -- the eastern side of the street is all shops (Head Shop, cafe, pizza, boutique clothing, flower shop, sandwich shop, copy shop, yoga studio, mexican restaurant, bar), but the western side really only has a single store front, which once upon a time was a magic/occult store (we still get people asking "where'd they go?!?!" a decade later!), and right now is empty. There's a church on the western side of the first block, and a space that's zoned commercial, but has never been used, and down on the Page side corner the little convenience store, but if you're walking on that side of the street, your brain isn't saying "stores!"

On MY block, from Page to Oak most of the "stores" are on the West side, with the East side being a lot less so (they run: Hair Salon, Thai restaurant, dry cleaner, orthopedic supply, pet food, gym, paint store) -- on my side, it's produce store, ME, upscale pizza, hotel, yoga, facial place, consignment store, game store, used cooking supply shop, boutique clothing, dry cleaner, cafe. Frankly, I think that Gamescape and I anchor the block, but I would think that, wouldn't I?

The next block along (Oak to Fell) is utter retail wasteland. Right now, it's three gas stations and now a Chase bank. Oak and Fell are the major east-west traffic paths to/from downtown and 101 -- each are one way streets with four lanes each (one goes east, the other west), hence the THREE gas stations! These are relatively safe, traffic-light intersections, but they carry a ton of east-west traffic, and, from my POV put a pretty big barrier for making Divis a truly good retail walking street.

On the other side of Fell, retail thickens back up again, but, up until a few years ago, this wasn't exactly a stretch of street that was too exciting -- for a good long time the Popeye Chicken's (the only other chain on the entire Divis strip) was the most commercial element of that section. That side of the neighborhood was heavily urban black, with a ton of government housing.

But, of course, with housing being scarce in San Francisco (we've never built the kind of dense rental housing towers that you'll see in a New York or a Chicago), and Silicon Valley minting millionaire after millionaire, of course here comes the gentrification.

It's been moving in that direction a good long time, of course, but I think it really solidified when NOPA opened in 2006 -- a really delicious, pretty upscale restaurant.  "NoPa" means "North of the Panhandle", though, if you look at a map, they really are much more "East" (2 east, 1 north), but "EoPa" doesn't sound very good.

(The "panhandle" is that eight block bit that juts off from Golden Gate Park, that's totally obvious when you look at a map)

NOPA, the restaurant, was successful enough that real estate agents, those paragons of fair naming, renamed the entire neighborhood "NoPa", which is how people refer to it today, though old timers like I just kind of giggle at the idea. BUT, the neighborhood really is kind of actively not urban and black like it was when I opened in '89. In fact, "Old Man Joe" (I never knew his last name), who used to hang out on the corner of Page street with his buddies, drinking beer and just generally watching over the neighborhood, died last week. I was pretty genuinely bummed when I heard. He was an awesome old guy.

So, the "NoPa-ization" (which, like I noted, really WAS in motion before NOPA moved in, but it's a convenient marker) of this neighborhood has also gotten a number of the landlords to think greedy thoughts. For example, we used to have a great vinyl record store across the street -- Open Mind Music -- who got booted when the landlord raised the rent way way up. Now Black Nose (A pet food place) is in the space, and while I hope they are doing enough business, we don't get the kind of crossover walking traffic from them that we used to from the Comics/Game store/Record store trifecta, that's for sure. Plus, we used to also have a medical marijuana place (it's now the gym) that I don't think hurt business at all.

Maybe the most visible examples of "landlord greed" was the NW corner of Oak and Divis which is now where a Chase is. The space they're in used to be three separate retail store fronts -- a Cheese Shop which had been there for, like, ever, and a coffee/truffle joint that never actually really looked like a viable business to me, but they were paying the rent I guess. There was also a corner space that used to be the dry cleaners that moved onto our block, after they had their rent raised to the ceiling.

The corner space then sat open for at least two years... maybe it was 3 or 4? God, it was an ugly blight on the neighborhood, but the landlord wanted more rent than anyone other than a chain was willing to pay.

For a couple of weeks it looked as though a "Batteries plus" would go in -- a store that sells nothing but batteries... and my god doesn't that sound a lot like the  Saturday Night Live sketch about the mall store that sells nothing but scotch tape? But I guess a few people in the neighborhood complained (SF *is* NIMBY-ville), and the franchise-ee got cold feet and pulled out, leaving the blight for another year, and then finally Chase bank wanted the space.

Except, in order for Chase to make it a bank, out had to go the cheese shop and the truffle place. Too bad, so sad!

(Plus, understand, we have a Bank of America a block away, and a Wells Fargo ATM station right there as well, so it isn't like there's a paucity of banking options...)

See, the thing for me is that I'm not exactly sure what the thinking might be to enter into (what I imagine must be) a long-term lease for a physical banking space when it would certainly appear that more and more people are shifting to online banking... and when you have TWO other Chase branches within a half mile -- one is nine blocks away, the other is 10 -- well, it makes way way even less sense to me.

When Chase went in, there was a brief "Occupy" set of protests there, but it never really amounted to anything -- just a day or two of 2-3 cats standing on the street with signs.

Here's the thing, though, I think that the neighborhood kind of HAS responded, because whenever I walk by the branch, I never ever ever see any customers in there. Ever. All I see is 3-4 tellers milling about, talking to one another. Meanwhile, I go to the BofA around the corner at almost anytime, and there are people waiting in line there.

I've seen people in Chase's ATM foyer thingy, but not once in the bank itself. I'm fairly certain that someone MUST be going in eventually, but never in any hour that I've personally witnessed -- I walk past 3-4 times a week, maybe? Now, I don't know how commercial banks rate the viability of what they do, but, from my point of view as a retailer, they've got to be losing thousands of dollars a month in that location as it looks like very few people are using it.

So, this is what kills me: not only did Chase help to hurt the neighborhood by evicting (even if THEY didn't Do the Deed) two local businesses, and the potential for a third (if the landlord wasn't unreasonable), but they did it on a block that NEEDED retail in order to connect OUR block to the rest of "NoPa" -- now we've got this block long no man's land there where at least we had a trickle of people shopping at cheese and truffles.

Seriously, though, walk-by is the lifeblood of any retail business, and we need to be encouraging retail that brings more walk-by for everyone. I'm dreading what's going to go in at the old magic store, kinda... because I'm suspecting that Swankety Swank disappeared they way they did because the Rent Was too Damn High.

I don't mind if the neighborhood is, y'know, safe to walk at night (well, relatively... there's been a rash of grab-and-dash celphone robberies going on in the hood), but I fear that gentrification will eventually boot me out, as well. I have what I think is a very good relationship with my landlord, but with commercial space, at any moment I could have my rent tripled or just be flat out booted out, and there would be very little I could do about it. We're successful, yes, but mostly because the rent is affordable -- if I have to pay "NoPa" rents, I'm going to be in trouble, because there simply isn't enough daytime walk-by to justify THAT kind of expense.

And, y'know, I deeply miss the Church of Saint John Coltrane that used to be on our block, and were the first victims, I think, of being rent-increased out off the block. (They used to be at 351 Divisadero)

At the end of the day, I think neighborhoods depend on neighborhood businesses to give them character -- I despair when I go out of SF and hit one mini-mall after another, going from chain formula retailer to chain formula retailer. How gross! Do you guys even know what it is you've lost in most of this country? And, in San Francisco specifically, I worry deeply about the loss of the working class -- home prices in my neighborhood have gone up like 200% in the last 12 years, which is nice for my equity, I suppose, but not good for people trying to live here without tech stock options.

I worry about these things.

Anyway, thanks for reading this far!

 

-B

Arriving 8/22/2012

Damn, first day of school in San Francisco -- Ben's in fourth grade already? Preposterous! To celebrate, it's a smallish week of comics -- 84 line items? We get that much in just comics alone some times! -- but there's a few beauties in there; especially the STARSTRUCK TP if you've been waiting all of these years for the series to complete, AND be affordable, or the first PROPHET TP. Check more behind the jump!

 

 

ADVENTURE TIME #7 ALL STAR WESTERN #12 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #692 AMERICAS GOT POWERS #3 (OF 6) ARCHIE #636 REG CVR ASTONISHING X-MEN #53 BART SIMPSON COMICS #74 BATMAN THE DARK KNIGHT #12 BEFORE WATCHMEN DR MANHATTAN #1 (OF 4) BRILLIANT #4 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SPIKE #1 (OF 5) CAPTAIN AMERICA AND NAMOR #635.1 COURTNEY CRUMRIN ONGOING #5 DAN THE UNHARMABLE #4 DANGER GIRL ARMY OF DARKNESS #6 DANGER GIRL GI JOE #2 (OF 4) DARK HORSE PRESENTS #15 DEADPOOL KILLS MARVEL UNIVERSE #4 (OF 4) DICKS COLOR ED #7 FABLES #120 FATIMA THE BLOOD SPINNERS #3 (OF 4) FLASH #12 FURY OF FIRESTORM THE NUCLEAR MEN #12 GLAMOURPUSS #26 GREEN LANTERN NEW GUARDIANS #12 GRIMM FAIRY TALES #76 HERO WORSHIP #2 (OF 6) I VAMPIRE #12 INVINCIBLE #94 INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #523 JUSTICE LEAGUE DARK #12 KEVIN SMITH BIONIC MAN #12 KIRBY GENESIS DRAGONSBANE #3 KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #189 LOBSTER JOHNSON PRAYER OF NEFERU ONE SHOT MARS ATTACKS #3 MARVEL UNIVERSE ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #5 MIND MGMT #4 PLANETOID #3 PUNISHER #14 RACHEL RISING #10 ROCKETEER CARGO OF DOOM #1 (OF 4) SAVAGE HAWKMAN #12 SCALPED #60 (RES) SECRET AVENGERS #30 STAR TREK ONGOING #12 STAR WARS DARTH VADER GHOST PRISON #4 (OF 5) SUPER DINOSAUR #13 SUPERCROOKS #4 (OF 4) SUPERMAN #12 TEEN TITANS #12 TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ONGOING #13 ULTIMATE COMICS ULTIMATES #14 DWF UNCANNY X-MEN #17 AVX UNTOLD TALES OF PUNISHER MAX #3 (OF 5) UNWRITTEN #40 VENOM #23 WASTELAND #39 WEB OF SPIDER-MAN #129.1 WOLVERINE #312 WOLVERINE ANNUAL #1 X-MEN LEGACY #272 YOUNGBLOOD #73

Books / Mags / Stuff ALL NEW BATMAN BRAVE & THE BOLD TP VOL 02 HELP WANTED ASTONISHING X-MEN NORTHSTAR WEAVER HC BEST OF ARCHIE COMICS TP VOL 02 CAPTAIN EASY HC VOL 03 SOLDIER OF FORTUNE COMPLETE PEANUTS HC VOL 18 1985-1986 FAMOUS MONSTERS OF FILMLAND #263 FEAR ITSELF TP FEAR ITSELF TP AVENGERS GANTZ TP VOL 24 INVISIBLES OMNIBUS HC JACK KIRBYS FOURTH WORLD OMNIBUS TP VOL 03 MAD MAGAZINE #517 MMW GOLDEN AGE CAPTAIN AMERICA TP VOL 01 PROPHET TP VOL 01 REMISSION SERENITY HC VOL 01 THOSE LEFT BEHIND 2ND ED SLAINE TREASURES OF BRITAIN GN STARSTRUCK TP SWAMP THING TP VOL 01 RAISE THEM BONES TP WOLVERINE AND X-MEN BY JASON AARON PREM HC VOL 02

 

What looks good to YOU?

-B

"..Towards A Life Of Peace And Justice For All Mankind." PEOPLE! A Brief Farewell To Joe Kubert.

On August 12th 2012 Joe Kubert died. I wrote what follows as a kind of farewell to Joe Kubert. Then I realised it isn't really a farewell, because his work remains and I'll be reading it until I'm no longer around either. So, I guess it's a kind of thank you instead. The kind he'll never read but the kind I need to say. The selfish kind then but it's also the genuine kind so I guess it balances out?

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On August 12th 2012 Joe Kubert died.

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Don't worry, this isn't going to be  a long one.  Nor is it going to be bombastic like my Kirby stuff, because bombast doesn't strike me as being very Joe Kubert. I didn't know the man but he seems to have been  pretty grounded. The kind who'd look after his own and himself, and if there was anything left he'd hold out a hand to you and yours too. Luckily for a lot of people there was a lot of Joe Kubert left to go around, enough that he even opened a school. You want to talk about giving something back to comics? You want to talk about building a future for comics? You want to be talking about Joe Kubert. As I say though, he looked after himself too. Which means that there's no depressing story concerning his treatment by the Industry. In fact it means that there are a whole bunch of books with this delightful stamp on them:

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Joe Kubert seems to have been one of the few to have met the Industry on its own terms and not just survived but prospered. Mind you he got in there early and he seems to have set his feet and tucked in his chin right from the start. The fact Joe Kubert's example is such a lonely one suggests you have to be Joe Kubert to do that, but things are changing and maybe Joe Kubert's exception will become the rule.

My primary consumption of Kubert's art was through his covers. These things were wonders to me in my youth. Over here in the UK distribution of US comics was spotty at best so I imagine there were more than a few of my generation who grew up spinning their own lurid nonsense and attaching it mentally to tiny reproductions of imagination snagging covers. For me Joe Kubert's covers were  so striking that many embedded themselves in my brain only to detonate years later. When the Dark Horse TARZAN collections were announced in 2005 I pounced on them, driven by the suppressed need to discover the contents behind those incredible '70s covers that had taunted my childish eyes decades before. Kubert drew and edited those books and I had no idea, as much as I loved his art, how incredible that stuff was. If you like Joe Kubert you need those books. I read that Kubert himself went all out on them, so, you know, there can't be many higher recommendations for such unjustly neglected work.

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Because, yeah, Joe Kubert edited as well as drew and wrote comics. He was a tough editor by all accounts, I know he gave Russ Heath a larruping for lateness and then there was that time he riled Alex Toth, although I believe Alex Toth was hardly the most unrileable of men. He took it all seriously and as a result his books were seriously good. He'll probably be best remembered for the war books he produced with Kanigher and while these are usually mocked as gung-ho and compared unfavourably to Kurtzman's (incredible) EC books, it's good to remember that DC wasn't EC. Fact is that when Kubert took over the editing he immediately stuck "Make War No More" at the end of every yarn. Given the corporate constrictions he was working under Joe Kubert always tried to do the best, most wholesome and educational work he could. I have deliberately used two hokey terms there, two terms practically guaranteed to have you waving your hands before your rolling eyes, and I have done so on purpose. Because, yes, Joe Kubert's work can appear a bit stolid, a bit too Dad. The fact that this constant undercurrent of morality remained right to the end of his work is worth celebrating even if at times it is a little heavy handed for modern minds. He meant well and it rarely got in the way of his two-fisted tales. Because the primary attraction was his art and his art was powerful enough to blast apart any other reservations.

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Because his art is glorious. Given time enough Kubert would bring you back perfection. But artists of Kubert's generation rarely had time enough. One of the (maybe even the)  prime defining aspects of their art is this very lack of time. The need for speed was possibly the most influential factor in the art of Kubert's generation. And Kubert was quick. Kubert was also gifted enough to be quick and good. Most of the time he was great but he was rarely less than good. Look at Kubert's art at DC when he was at his most prolific and people today can have a real good time picking it apart. But you have to look at it for a fair bit before you can do that. Kubert was so good that he could approximate reality so convincingly he didn't need to make it look real. Every line was a kind of trick he convinced the reader to play on themselves, and the audience was always willing to go along because every line promised it would be worth it. And it was. That's not faint praise either, his work was belted out at a rate of knots and its true excellence is in how excellent it is at merely suggesting excellence. But he had to be excellent in the first place to even approach that. Like I say given time enough not even these caveats are necessary. See the art in DONG XAOI, TEX and his TOR series of 1993 and 2008  to see what Joe Kubert could do when he could lay it down at his own sweet pace. And TARZAN of course. Truly Joe Kubert's art was a gift to us all.

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So, just some brief words there about Joe Kubert. Not comprehensive in the slightest, little more than perfunctory in fact given the scope of his career. But the words were meant in sincere tribute. Joe Kubert enriched my life and th elives of thousands of others with his art. Joe Kubert was an artist, a husband, a father and a teacher. His work encompassed a multitude of genres: war, western, superhero, barbarians, and on and on to versatility's end. He wrote, he edited and he drew comics.  Man, he really drew those comics. Boy, those comics.

Joe Kubert.

He made ink sing.

Goodnight and thank you, Joe Kubert.

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Joe Kubert (1926 - 2012).

All scans taken from TOR Volumes 1,2 and 3 published by DC Comics/The Joe Kubert Library. Tor was created by Joe Kubert.

If you wish to talk about Joe Kubert in the comments do feel free to do so. Otherwise, i wish you all good health and plenty of fine, fine COMICS!!!

Wait, What? Ep. 97: How soon is NOW

waitwhat97Just listen.  Trust me.

Episode 97! We are getting very, very close to the triple digits!  And, as you can see with the show notes after the jump, we are still capable of bringing the high weirdness.

(After the jump: Hi, Weirdness!)

So, right.  Show notes.  You are still digging these, I hope?  Because they do add a bit of extra duty to my editing chores...

1:04-2:45: All apologies:  Jeff is late, Graeme is behind.
2:45-13:30: But we are once again quick to start talking comics--more particularly, The Essential Incredible Hulk volumes and the art of Herb Trimpe.  We also talk Hulk and the crucial Harvey character that Jeff can't seem to remember.
13:30-38:39: And since we are talking old comics, Jeff brings up the curious case of Aquaman #56 (1971).  He was able to explode Graeme's mind with this story; hopefully, he can explode yours as well.  (There's also a harbinger of our tech problems to come in the middle of this.)  Also included: words of praise for the mighty Jim Aparo and frustrations about accessing reprints.
38:39-43:30:  On to other comics!  Jeff talks highly of Double Barrel #3 (Master of Feng-Shui!), Amelia Cole #2 (story by Adam Knave!), and Archie #635 (art by Gisele!).
43:30-48:08: Also discussed:  The 64 page 2000 AD sampler (partially read, partially too-completely discussed) and our hopes for their offerings as they leap into the digital marketplace.
48:08-55:34: Unsurprisingly, this leads to talk of Dredd as Graeme has recently read a span of Judge Dredd and tells us about it.  How is Judge Dredd like the silver-age Superman?
55:34-58:33:  And somehow I work in Spider-Man, X-Men, and the near-impossibility of reading every appearance of a superhero character. I assure you it organically flows into our discussion of...
58:33-1:04:34: Miss Thing and the Marvel NOW! announcements.  Graeme makes his picks; Jeff suggests that the Fantastic Four are done with.
1:04:34-1:10:49: And why should that be, exactly?  The answer might lie in a very different area than is typically discussed.  Belated props are given, btw, to Jonathan Hickman and we also mention the Waid and Wieringo run.
1:10:49-1:25:59: Speaking of which, Graeme has been re-reading Waid and Kitson's Legion of Super-Heroes book. Also Waid-related: his recent Four Panels That Never Work  about which we (incorrectly, apparently) assume the worst.  But on the plus side, Jeff hypes vol. 13 of Bakuman which is god-damned delightful and highly recommended.
1:25:59-1:37:58: And then, even though Jeff tries to talk about the new Archer and Armstrong reboot from Valiant, we talk about the second Walking Dead lawsuit between Tony Moore and Robert Kirkman about which...hoo boy.
1:37:58-1:41:13: No, we weren't done talking about the lawsuit, but Skype or Jeff's microphone just up and gave up on us.  It takes a minute or two for us to get back into our groove.
1:41:13-1:49:10: Like, Joss Whedon and his exclusive deal with Marvel? Hell yes, we'll talk about that!
1:49:10-1:52:39: Oh, and Archer and Armstrong?  Jeff does get around to talking about it.  Graeme has some good things to say about other books in the Valiant reboot: the new Harbinger and the new Bloodshot.
1:52:39-1:55:08: Also, Becky Cloonan on Batman #12 is a little bit of all right.
1:55:08-1:58:42: Also, Jeff picked up G0dland, Book Thirty-Six from the other week and found it (and we quote) "Kirby as fuck."  Tom Scioli does tremendous work,Joe Casey ups his game, and Skype (or Jeff's microphone) shits the bed.  (Due to the number of awesome double-page spreads in G0dland, Jeff recommends you do not pick this up in digital.)
1:58:42-end:  Graeme has a closing question!  Also, next week is our skip week...so we will be back two weeks from now.
And, well, there you have it, eh?  I'm a little exhausted at the moment so lemme just point you to  the direct link in case you don't have access to our feed on iTunes:
And, as always, we hope you enjoy!

Arriving 8/15/2012

Not, numerically, a lot of comics, but there's some fine fine fruit in there.

ALABASTER WOLVES #5 (OF 5) AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #691 ARCHIE DOUBLE DIGEST #232 AVENGERS #29 AVX AVENGERS ACADEMY #35 AVENGERS VS X-MEN #10 (OF 12) AVX BAD MEDICINE #4 BATWOMAN #12 BEFORE WATCHMEN RORSCHACH #1 (OF 4) BETTY & VERONICA #261 BIRDS OF PREY #12 BLOODSHOT (ONGOING) #2 BLUE BEETLE #12 BUTCHER BAKER RIGHTEOUS MAKER #8 CAPTAIN ATOM #12 CAPTAIN MARVEL #2 CATWOMAN #12 CLASSIC POPEYE ONGOING #1 CROSSED BADLANDS #11 CROW #2 DAREDEVIL #17 DARK AVENGERS #179 DARK TOWER GUNSLINGER MAN IN BLACK #3 (OF 5) DC UNIVERSE PRESENTS #12 DEADPOOL #59 DEADPOOL KILLS MARVEL UNIVERSE #3 (OF 4) DOCTOR WHO DAVE GIBBONS TREASURY ED #1 ELEPHANTMEN #42 EVERYBODY LOVES TANK GIRL #2 (OF 3) EXTERMINATION #3 FATALE #7 FERALS #7 GARTH ENNIS JENNIFER BLOOD #15 GREEN LANTERN #12 GREEN LANTERN CORPS #12 GREEN LANTERN THE ANIMATED SERIES #5 HARBINGER (ONGOING) #3 HELLBLAZER #294 HULK #56 JERICHO SEASON 4 #1 (OF 5) LADY DEATH (ONGOING) #20 LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #12 LIFE WITH ARCHIE #22 MICHAEL AVON OEMINGS THE VICTORIES #1 (OF 5) NEW MUTANTS #47 NIGHTWING #12 PATHFINDER #1 PEANUTS VOL 2 #1 (OF 4) PIGS #8 RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS #12 REVIVAL #2 ROBERT E HOWARDS SAVAGE SWORD #5 ROGER LANGRIDGES SNARKED #11 SAGA #6 SAUCER COUNTRY #6 SENSATIONAL SPIDER-MAN #33.2 SHADE #11 (OF 12) SIMPSONS COMICS #193 SONIC UNIVERSE #43 REG CVR STAR TREK 100 PAGE SPECTACULAR SUMMER 2012 SUPERGIRL #12 SUPREME #66 UNCANNY X-FORCE #29 WALKING DEAD #101 WASTELAND #39 WONDER WOMAN #12 X-FACTOR #242 X-MEN #34

Books / Mags / Stuff ART OF WAR GN BATMAN STREETS OF GOTHAM TP VOL 03 HOUSE OF HUSH BETRAYAL O/T PLANET O/T APES TP BPRD HELL ON EARTH TP VOL 03 RUSSIA CAPTAIN AMERICA BY ED BRUBAKER TP VOL 01 CONAN DAUGHTERS OF MIDORA & OTHER STORIES TP CREATIVITY OF STEVE DITKO HC ELEKTRA ASSASSIN TP ESSENTIAL WARLOCK TP VOL 01 FOUR HORSEMEN O/T APOCALYPSE SC VOL 02 (OF 3) GREEN LANTERN GREEN ARROW TP HULK SEASON ONE PREM HC ILLUSTRATION MAGAZINE #38 KILL AUDIO TP MANARA LIBRARY HC VOL 03 OPERATION BROKEN WINGS 1936 TP RED DIARY RE(A)D DIARY FLIPBOOK HC STAR WARS THE CLONE WARS SITH HUNTERS TP TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES CLASSICS TP VOL 01 TREASURY 20TH CENTURY MURDER HC VOL 05 LOVERS LANE ULT COMICS SPIDER-MAN BY BENDIS TP VOL 01 UNCANNY X-FORCE TP VOL 04 DARK ANGEL SAGA BOOK 2 VIDEO WATCHDOG #169

 

What looks good to YOU?

 

-B

Ten Things: PROPHET

It's one of the more critically well-received periodical comics of the year, so THAT MEANS 10 THINGS about PROPHET by Brandon Graham, Simon Roy, Giannis Milogiannis, Farel Dalrymple, Joseph Bergin III, Ed Brisson, Eric Stephenson, Richard Ballermann, and FRIENDS and/or ACQUAINTANCES. Usual Spoiler Warnings.  And usual quality warnings-- I don't know how I feel about how this one turned out; this turned out to be a tougher comic to talk about than I'd hoped-- I got distracted a lot, I failed to say enough about the art really which is pretty numbingly stupid of me for a book where the art's as important as it is here, and I don't really know that I actually talked about anything important, and it gets a little creepy there at the end, so I thank you in advance for your generosity and/or I sympathize with your derision.  Anyways, I took a shot at it.  And yeah-- eventually, we're going to do really quick, sloppy 10 Things and get back to the original premise where it was quick and sloppy... that's going to be how we do things from here on out.  I don't know-- now I have to debate what I want to do with the rest of my day; lazy day.  Okay.  Well.  It's time to play the music and light the lights.

The PROPHET comic we're talking about here is the resurrection of an earlier comic launched in about '93-ish, that ended sometime in, I don't know, 96-ish(?). They just started publishing it again, starting with issue 21 -- I guess they thought the cuteness of starting a comic at issue 21 for no reason was worth potentially blowing their foot off with new readers. Sweet...?

What was the 1990's PROPHET like? I don't feel qualified to answer that. Or at least, I realized I knew someone else who could talk about the 1990's Prophet, more eloquently than I could hope to.

So, ladies and gentlemen, here is Jon Davis, screenwriter, gentleman, and auteur of the upcoming web-series "Jon Davis Gets a Sex Robot" (now casting!), and a story about what the very first issue of PROPHET meant to him. As a preface, I wrote to him asking him if my half-memory of this story he'd told previously was true:

Oh, it's all true. And a source of only good things in life, actually.

When I was in college, my roommate and I carved out the Prophet #1 cover, specifically the groin area and placed it over the light switch. So whenever we turned on the light, Prophet with his shoulder pads and creased face and small hands and bulging thighs and too many teeth looked like he was having a raging, angry boner. It never got old. People came into our room a lot. And it was a great conversation piece.

Did you know Dan Panosian inked this cover? I met Dan a few years ago. In our first ever meeting, I took a conversational risk and told Dan exactly what I did to Prophet. We are now very close friends. Sometimes, he and I, while driving to Vegas, talk about Prophet. About the boner. About life. That raging light switch boner has been an instigator of friendship twice in my life. In 1993 and 2010. 

Is that Prophet cover one of the best things that's ever happened to me? Maybe. It's definitely up there. I'd say it's important, that's for sure.

So, the relaunched PROPHET.

Start with description, categorization, classification? I'd file Prophet under "BIOPUNK SPACE OPERA."

Sometimes, I see PROPHET labeled as science fiction, and some ancient, dumbshit, kneejerk snobbiness in me twitches. Half-memories of ancient arguments that these things are DIFFERENT, of a different intellectual caliber, for a different audience, one cultured, the other beyond any ability to be civilized. Space opera was always hopelessly less than "true" science fiction (WHICH MUST NEVER BE REFERRED TO AS SCI FI because ... I don't even remember why...). I'm also old enough where "space opera" still buzzes in my ear with negative connotations, some ancient divide that started before my time because, I don't know, Harlan Ellison and Andy Offut probably had words in some Society of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers Hilton ballroom soiree in Rhode Island way back when. (Offut was more a fantasy guy, but spare me a google search for a better name there). Space Opera was the world of Waldenbooks trilogies, bereft of Allegory or Extrapolation-- science fiction's critical secret sauces.

This was all before the "New Space Opera", though-- Iain Banks and his Culture novels; whatever else has gotten published after I stopped paying attention to science fiction. (I discovered girls, in a rainforest, so you can all suck it using your erotic mouths, non-traditional literary genres!)(I don't know why; the future just got old). These are probably old, dead "rules," and I've just forever got my backpack only on one shoulder, here. The last time I checked, the hot noisiness in science fiction was "mundane sf", a depressing-sounding strain built around a hopeless surrender to the currently understood limitations posed by various scientific laws e.g. "science fiction ... with advice from a scientist, and with an endnote by that scientist explaining the plausibility of the story". Weee!

There seems to be a strain of scientific fanatacism, good story be damned, that science fiction sometimes seems to invite, even if to its peril, that I guess I've been / maybe-still-am jerk enough to be sympathetic to. Some shitty part of me's always got the square/cube law in the back of my head, trying to ruin giant Kaiju monsters. (Kaiju monsters win anyways because of course they do, but). To be fair, though, as Bruce Sterling put it in one of my all-time favorite speeches: "A good science fiction story is not a 'good story' with a polite whiff of rocket fuel in it."

There's also obviously a strain of it that seems susceptible to subcults, rival schools, manifestos, fashion-- the cyberpunk guys never really called themselves the Cyberpunk Pals; they thought they were the "Movement."

But so, PROPHET: space opera-- guys with swords fighting it out in a conveniently monster-filled expanse of outer space, plus the requisite amount of used-bookstore paperback covers sexuality (e.g. the last issue featuring one of the he-man protagonists straddled by some kind of cross between a salamander and a girl from the Freek-A-Leek video).

I'd throw on the word biopunk-- not 100% sure if I'm using that term correctly, though. By biopunk, I just mean to say it's more interested in wet things than sleek hardware, organic slop more than the ergonomic, erotic plugs and silicon ports of a William Gibson novel (the Sharper Image future Marc Laidlaw satirized in Dad's Nuke way back when, before he became the Half Life 2 guy). (Yay, obscure references to books I read in high school! I'm building to a Robert Aspirin Phule's Company monologue).

PROPHET's built more on clones, monsters, slime, muck, decay, body horror than tech. The engine of each issue so far has tended to be a manipulated clone struggling to survive a hostile, alien environment. Actual, purposeful antagonists have tended to be rare-- the only one that springs to mind had motivations as inscrutable as its surroundings; simple survival's made for enough drama.

I do have one half-memory about the 1990's PROPHET, that may be pertinent to chatting about the current iteration, though-- but it's not one google seems to be backing me up on, so buyer beware: did Rob Liefeld sell 90's Prophet in the interviews of that era as an expression of his faith as some variety of Christian? Half-memories.

I didn't read 90's PROPHET so I don't know how that panned out. You know: according to pre-release interviews, YOUNGBLOOD was going to be about celebrity culture; Hank Kanalz maybe didn't get that memo.

Is there a spiritual reading to the current iteration?

Heck, that reading's probably unavoidable with a title like PROPHET. One of the great delights of the current PROPHET comic has been the slow, gradual emergence of what looks to be one of the book's major plotlines: the 90's PROPHET surprisingly re-emerging at the same time as current-era PROPHET clones (i.e. the stars of the first few issues), who he insists upon murdering on sight.

I've never been able to make it all the way through most of your major holy books, but true prophets driven to slaughter false prophets of fraudulent dieties? That sure sounds like it could be a Thing from what little I did manage to read.

The bit about the spiritual reading of PROPHET that I'm keen on is how divorced the reader is so far to what they're fighting over, how little the universe around them and its oblivious aliens seem to care. That appeals to me, that at the heart of the book is a religious conflict presented with a total apathy that is closest to how I consume and process actual religious conflicts. Most comics dramatize their religious conflicts-- Marvel with its dirt-stupid evil Muslim aliens, or whatever. But I don't process religious conflicts as dramatic so much as clownish, pathetic and primitive because blah blah blah, I'm close-minded and I don't respect the beliefs of others, basically.

The book started with a heroic character wanting to restore humanity to the universe-- an essentially religious mission-- but the book has been subsequently ambivalent to that mission.  PROPHET has never attempted to buttress that first characters' mission with any moral imperative, never argued any reason why it would be a good thing for humanity to be restored; indeed, if anything, later issues have cast that initial protagonist in a negative light, suggested that humanity's restoration would plunge the universe back into endless warfare.  I haven't read as much 2000AD as other people, but these themes feel more cynical and of that tradition, than the typical North American "Oh shit dude, it's people that are the Walking Dead, like in the title you guys" speechifying from "proud liars and fraudsters." No one in PROPHET seems to care about humanity being restored to the universe, except to the extent they've been neurochemically programmed to. No one in PROPHET is really even very human, at least under our current, maybe limited definitions. (See, Chip Zdarsky, re: science fiction about What It Means to Be Human).

Of course, this is all pleasurable when talking about the specific four corners of the book, but maybe troubling beyond that. I should probably have more of a fucking rooting interest in the human species than I do. If there were no humans, who would we make fun of on the internet? "Oh shit Oh shit," your brain just said.

As referenced above, PROPHET is more a issue-by-issue pleasure. Each issue tends to shift protagonist, based on that issue's artist with (seemingly) Simon Roy and Farel Dalrymple so far featuring the Clone Prophets, Giannis Milonogiannis featuring the Old Prophet, and Graham himself so far featuring the Old Prophet's robot sidekick (plus a worthwhile selection of backup comic artists with 4-page art-driven comics). Each issue tends to "stand-alone" and feature a complete adventure, but with each issue published, a greater narrative comes slowly into focus: something about war... something about betrayal...

This emphasis on the "stand-alone" is maybe coming into fashion, too...? This last little while, maybe even the last couple weeks especially, I feel like I've picked up on this sentiment more than once-- an affirmation of the importance of the single issue. (I feel like I've heard about more than one Marvel book where a focus on the issues is part of the sales pitch. I've just been chalking the mainstream end of that talk up as just ride!-ride-the-coattails-forever! on Warren Ellis's well-received SECRET AVENGERS run, but I know I've read enough $4 comics that have gotten stuck in long, go-nowhere arcs with no end ever in sight -- and I've probably put up with less of those than some of you may have-- to chalk it all up as good news, as a W.  Still, pour Mountain Dew into a wine glass-- you ain't drinking merlot, all the sudden)

The positive thing, there: a comic that treats the issue like a destination is a comic more likely to go memorably off the rails, to feature brief, singular shocks that books oriented to larger arcs can't accommodate. Obvious examples: The Doom Patrol-- I fetishize the Monseur Mallah issue, the Beard Hunter; Daredevil-- I've had that Inferno crossover on my mind lately; Sandman-- Prez, the Serial Killer convention; I have half-memories that Neal Gaiman used to shout-out the Curse issue of Swamp Thing as being a turning point for him, as a reader. Heck, Gaiman built a pretty decent career off using the serial comic as a short story container-- a career move that proved bizarrely un-influential, if you look around you now, anywhere other than online where the comic short story is arguably being resurrected.

(On the other hand, equal time: there were reasons people started wanting longer arcs, to begin with. No abscribing morality to a pendulum, right? So, I take this kinda talk just as fashion more than anything worth speaking about prescriptively, how-life-should-be, etc. And these were all diversions from books that would have been fairly memorable without them, undiverted).

PROPHET, though-- well, it hasn't gone too far off the rails yet. About every issue has featured a Prophet-character journeying from point A to point B. The structure lets Graham & co. focus on world-building, idea-driven digressions,  the contextual details that Graham was rightly praised for with KING CITY, small-moment storytelling (I especially liked the bit where one of the Prophet clones pisses off a cliff)(not because I got to see wieners, you don't see wieners, get your mind out of the gutter). It's a move that has kept the creators/book's strengths in the foreground. The cost? Each issue has tended to end on a note a reader might say "oh, okay" to, more than anything one can imagine a reader feeling any emotions for, more than notes of tragedy or comedy, say. There's usually not a sign of any structure being fulfilled to these issues other than the journey completed, travel to PROPHET being what fights are to other comics.

(Issue 24 with its poisoned, decaying Prophet clones comes closest to providing "emotional content", I'd say, to the extent you care about that kind of thing-- that was my favorite one so far, at least, though it's pretty difficult for me to speak ill of time spent with some Farel Dalrymple art).

Half-memories again: old film reviews, science fiction writers of the hey-day complaining that the production design in ALIEN drowned out the science fiction-- that was a thing some people cared about back when. So, granted: maybe I'm paying attention to the wrong things; history may not be on my side here.

The thing that makes PROPHET noteworthy more than any intrinsic quality is how it seems to be a little eruptive point for people otherwise bubbling under the surface. I'd somehow gotten wind of Giannis Milonogiannis's OLD CITY BLUES in 2010 sometime-- that's all worth a look, by the by; but other people in the mix here-- Simon Roy, some of the backup artists-- are fresh names for me. A big part of the appeal of PROPHET is seeing Brandon Graham use the book as a stage for people he finds worthwhile, people in his "scene" (for lack of a better word).

My apartment lately is filled with these comics I've ordered over the internet, a couple that got sent to me. In arm's reach, I have let's see: Michel Fiffe's Suicide Squad comic and ZEGAS books, Ryan Cecil Smith's SF comics, Box Brown's FUCK SHITS, something called DARK TOMATO, something called PEDESTRIAN, a comic about transvestite gentleman-bandits called DRAG BANDITS. Comics don't really have the rival gangs like science fiction, everyone wants to be nice (YUCK), but it at least has these studios, cliques, small press outfits, lone operators out in the wilderness, micro-scenes, etc., that maybe aren't really reflected in a Joe Average comic shop, that you could read comics and not be plugged into, not even know that you're not plugged into. That's only becoming more the case now with the internet, this centrifugal action.

So there is a kind of excitement of PROPHET, at least for me, where it feels like a slightly greater mass of comics-dom plugging into a community of cartoonists that would otherwise be scattered or it would take more of an effort on a reader's part to connect with. I'm curious how much of PROPHET's audience is interacting with it in that way.

I feel like the word we keep circling around is "fashion." I guess I think PROPHET is a "cool" comic. I guess find it fashionable.

Its influences seem relatively hip. Metal Hurlant / Heavy Metal gets thrown around a lot in talking about the comic (usually referring more to Moebius or Corben than Serge Clerc); some Conan comics that'd be lost on me; based on Brandon Graham's blogs, probably a mess of other comics I'm way, way too snooty for.

It's more likely than not that the person with this Philippe Druillet tattoo would vibe way harder with PROPHET than I would. Or ... at least their back would.

So, then: am I crowing about PROPHET's merits more because those merits (single issue stories! funny acknowledgments of the importance of sex!) are unusual in the context of their publication, "scratching an itch" that had gone unscratched, etc.? It's a serial storytelling environment; we can review these books in isolation from one another, but anyone who's ever spread their comics across their floor and carefully chosen which book to read first knows that's not how they're getting read, right?

I mean, probably it doesn't matter, but what's interesting to me and why I raise this is that some kind of unspoken analysis does actually seem to be getting done by PROPHET readers. 9 times out of 10 that I've seen someone online reference PROPHET, it's some variation of "I'm glad that SAGA and PROPHET are both coming out at the same time." I feel as though I'm constantly seeing those two books being linked. No one seems to be consuming PROPHET in isolation. And the implication is always that there's some greater good in that.

Why?

What is that greater good? If you're reading both, is there a synergy to that linkage, some greater electricity for you that both are being published at about the same time, or is it just a curiosity, a quirk of history? Does one good science fiction comic make the existence of the other good "science fiction" comic better somehow? And if so, what does it mean? Is PROPHET good because it's fashionable, or fashionable because it's good? Does it matter either way?

In the most recent issue of PROPHET, issue # I don't know what number because they started these things in the goddamn 20's and I can't even remember phone numbers anymore, and people think I'm going to remember some crazy arbitrary two-digit number-- anyways, the August issue commences with Old Prophet riding an alien space-worm.

What the fuck is up with science fiction / fantasy dudes and worms? What is that even about?

I get why, if you're Frank Herbert, you'd want to spice up outer space-- I WIN I WIN BECAUSE I MADE YOU READ THAT.  When NASA's not flinging robots out there, outer space is mostly some empty-ass, boring shit.  But ... why is a goddamn worm so constantly salt and pepper and cumin for science fiction people? Why is THAT the #1 Alien Other spirit animal of skiffy?

Granted, according to the latest science, worms used in experiments on the space station not only "seemed to enjoy living in a microgravity environment," but also received a lifespan boost. Pretty interesting stuff there, science. But that's a fairly recent development, well after the widespread penetrance of worms in science fiction culture.

I haven't dug any of PROPHET's covers.

One cover will be a (digitally painted?) painting of Prophet with his back to readers, waving a wrench a knife at a bird. Another cover will be a (traditionally colored?) ink-drawing of Prophet sitting ... somewhere?... with everything colored grey-ish brown, the color of fun. Another cover is back to the (some kind of) painting, of Prophet and ... it looks like he's stuck in a wad of bubblegum, and trying to finger-bang a pre-adolescent ghost-girl, and they're all floating somewhere... somewhere black...?

This is made all the more difficult to comprehend by the fact this is a comic with Frank Teran's phone number.

I've followed Brandon Graham's blog for some years now, and it's a fine thing to follow-- a collection of images and comics that suggest from where he's constructing the aesthetic reflected in PROPHET. But having done so, I can say the part where he usually loses me is with covers, where it's usually some manga girl with cat ears, on a robot bike, licking a popsicle or whatever. So, if I'm more generous about it all, I have to figure maybe I'm just not on the same train re: comic covers, generally, and say the things I like about PROPHET are at least built out of some of the same materials as this thing I don't, you know?

So, I thought writing 10 Things about various Image comics would be fun to do because I'd get to talk about creator owned comics, and with all the hype of this year, I could do that finally with less of that sour taste I usually get from that enterprise. "You made this comic for no money out of love? Thanks-- I needed something to wipe my butt with." I don't think there's anything wrong with doing that, but all the same it can be a bummer to dwell on. But with all the hype of this year, the Year of the Creator, I'm a little more okay with that, so here we are.

But here we are and we're talking about PROPHET, a work-for-hire comic. And two or three lawsuits in, you'd really have to have your head all the way up your ass to think Image-logo is any promise you're handing your money to necessarily ethical people, and everything's going to turn out roses.

Who are we dealing with? Rob Liefeld. What does that mean? It's hard to say-- the fact he draws so badly tends to dominate any conversation about he guy, so you usually end up hearing either "Something something feet" (as a dude who's not into feet, dudes being into feet is the most alien of space-worms for me), or "he created Deadpool!" Liefeld: 20-Year Businessman doesn't get much talk after all that Weirdo Passion has exhausted itself.

I realized I had half-memories, again, people claiming that Image's spectacular failure to timely ship DEATHMATE put stores out of business. Wikipedia on DEATHMATE includes a section labelled Aftermath. I thought it wise to put it  to a certain Mr. Brian Hibbs, for comment:

It wasn't all Deathmate, for sure, because while late shipping books were a problem (oh yes!), the BIGGER problem was that all of the speculators left the market en masse, once they figured out how they were being rooked on their so-called "investments". Deathmate was a problem... but Turok #1 and Adv of Superman #500 (The "Superman Returns!" issue) were at least as large of a disaster for the market... and they were right on time.

Other half-memories: attacking Alan Moore-- though in 2012, that's become more fashionable than anything in PROPHET. Google's got my back on half-memories re: Dan Fraga, stating "you backhanded me in front of my 12 year old brother and the receptionist," with Liefeld responding "You were a man, not a child. You acted like a punk and I popped you." Googling Hank Kanalz finds you 90's Peter David, talking about how Liefeld blamed the deficiencies of the first issue of YOUNGBLOOD on Kanalz (though to be fair, in an epically horrible series of essays from David, where he contorts himself into stating "Ultimately—insanely—the only answer [as to who created CABLE] would seem to be: Marvel Comics" as Liefeld ONLY created Cable's look and name--!!!  The lawsuits we now get to read about are arguably only manifestations of a disregard for comic artists that existed way back when that zombie guy was in diapers).

So: nothing resembling a smoking gun; but nothing where I'm exhaling a long deep breath, either, and throwing confetti in the air.

I don't know. If we wait to give our money to only Good People, we'd likely wait a long time. At the same time, Image's marketing campaign in the last year has been built around positioning Image as some kind of ethical choice. I don't think they've been wrong to do that-- comics are a high-priced luxury good; thinking about the consumption of those in an ethical way doesn't seem like the greatest burden. There are people whose comics I don't buy (or TV shows I don't watch)-- and you know, people mind when you say that, but fact is I don't miss any of them, not one bit.  There's too much good stuff in the world to do that.

Hopefully, most PROPHET readers won't be bringing the Joe-versus-the-Volcano level baggage that I do to this comic, any comic, these mountains of maybe-incorrect half-memories re: Liefeld, Harlan Ellison, Prophet's boner, people I never met doing things I never saw to other people I don't know. And in an ideal world, I could tell you that I'm feeling more okay with myself about buying PROPHET than I do when I buy the FLASH (the only DC comic I'm really reading these days) or FURY (same for Marvel, unless you count ICON).

Referenced above, sometimes the back-up comics featured in PROPHET are by Frank Teran.

Those are incredibly sweet.

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HEY ALSO:

If you don't have a comic shop in walking distance, you can preview/buy PROPHET starting with issue 21 at Brian's digital comic shop.  I've also heard exciting rumors that you might soon be able to order a wife through Brian's digital comics shop, one that almost speaks English.  Do you dream of marital bliss with a desperate communist?  Our operators will probably soon be standing by.

End of the Road -- Hibbs' 8/8/12

Today is day 13 of 13 days working in a row. Oh, how I doth long for thee, seven pee em! Let's clear the plate for this week, so I can meet the next with joy and not weariness!

ARCHER & ARMSTRONG (NEW) #1: While I enjoyed this new take (and I say this as, largely, a liberal), I honestly hope that future issues are a little more balanced, politically speaking. I mean, yes, the idea of  a cult wearing bull and bear masks calling themselves "The 1%" is kind of amusing, as is the idea of a cult of assassins HQed in a Christian Theme Park where animatronic dinos and cavemen frolic together -- but it did make things feel less like a story, and more like a polemic. But, I did find this first issue entertaining enough to come back for next issue which is better than I can say for so many comics... GOOD.

 

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE #6: I read this on Tuesday night, then looked at it again blankly on Wednesday morning, because I had forgotten that I had. Even after that, I can barely recall it. Guardians of the Galaxy, travelling in space, banter banter banter, Thanos shows up at the last page, the end. This book has been completely lifeless all the way along, feeling, I guess, as a way to "capitalize on the film" rather than to be a passion project for anyone involved. Joyless comics are never good comics. AWFUL.

 

BATMAN #12: I really liked the Becky Cloonan portions of the book (though some of Snyder's script was wooden on the page -- that whole scene with the gang, "Hey. let's see who swells up first!", ugh), but that sudden change on the last 7 pages to Andy Clarke... well, damn, those two styles just aren't compatible at all.I loved that Rich Johnston tried to spin that switch as being on purpose ("A switch to the superhero POV" or some silliness, belied by last three pages though), but, yeah, I thought this was a sweet issue, with a much needed different tone than The Owl Show the book has been for a while. But I just want to state for the record that the last thing this comic needs is another "Harold"-style supporting player who gets ignored a whole lot. Or, god, another Robin. But, that's the future, in the now I thought this issue was (on the balance) VERY GOOD.

 

GAMBIT #1:  There's a kind of mental sigh that comes when you're talking about a comic like Gambit -- basically, no matter who does the book, or how much wit and verve they could theoretically bring to bear to the creation of it, at the end of the day it is, still, about Gambit. It will, if they're lucky, last a single year (which thanks to MarvelMath(TM), could now be up to #18), but it's more likely to be selling at cancellation levels before issue #6. James Asmus and Clay Mann do the best they can reformatting Remy to a more Bond-like-but-with-superpowers Adventure Caper (or, maybe, Mission: Impossible, without a supporting cast [Movie M:I, I guess, rather than TV]), and it really really is a noble stab. But, end-of-the-day? It's, still, about Gambit. Which really makes it EH.

 

GODZILLA HALF CENTURY WAR #1 (OF 5): Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing! Wow, Swellsville, as James Stokoe, and his detail-oriented style takes on a soldier who has been fighting the big G for 50 years, starting from the original film. This is a pretty impressive Godzilla, and I was especially taken by the first double-page spread where Stokoe renders the sound of G's famous bellow halfway as a design element and halfway as an onomatopoeia and halfway as a, dunno, a sigil, maybe. It was the most thrilling translation of something that's screen-only that I think I've ever seen. Give the man an Eisner nominee for lettering just for this one, Judges! Terrific stuff, and I never ever ever thought I'd be saying this about a Godzilla comic book: VERY GOOD.

 

IT GIRL & THE ATOMICS #1: Struggling what to say about this one, but I think this might be it: Trying Too Hard To Be Cute. EH.

 

Only six books? Lazy bitch! But that's where I am this week.

As always, what did YOU think?

 

-B

Wait, What? Ep. 96: Cool as Cooks

PhotobucketOur first non-food podcast pic in a month and of course it's David Aja from Marvel's Hawkeye #1.

Graeme and I are getting dangerously close to the big #100. (Almost in time for Onomatopoeia #200!)  I feel like we should do something special but...God only knows what?

Anyway, join me behind the jump, won't you, for show notes so you can discover what we did for this episode. (Hint: it rhymes with "balk a lout's tonic schnooks...")

Notes about the show:

1:00-21:09 : We jump *right* into the funny books. Seriously.  Our brains are broken by Howard Chaykin's Black Kiss 2, and we have to talk about it.  (Spoilers: obviously). Lots of discussion ensues about discussions, genitals, and (of course) Eddie Campbell.
21:09-29:40: Talking about the possible digital sales of Black Kiss 2 leads to us talking about the No. 2 top selling comic on Comixology, Earth Two, the second wave of DC's New 52--World's Finest, Dial H for Hero, and G.I. Combat--as well as the upcoming third wave.
29:40-37:50:  Hawkeye #1! (see above) Graeme can and has read it; Jeff cannot and has not.  We talk about it anyway, as is our want. Graeme has some very good things to say,
37:50-58:19: Graeme has some, uh, less good things to say about Avengers Vs. X-Men #9.  We talk about the current plot, possible swerves, the nature of Emma Frost, and more.  Will Cyclops die? Should Cyclops die? And other rhetorical questions...plus proof that Jeff is bad at math.  (Among other things.)
58:19-1:35:18:  Mark Waid vs. Newsarama!  It starts as part of our conversation about the challenges of creating today (one of which is instant feedback) and then becomes its own thing about personal ethics, obligations, how malleable the Internet actually is, and understanding comics creators and commentators on the Net.  Sadly, neither of us think to pull a "Waid, What?" pun.
1:36:18-1:53:23:  And then...comics!  We discuss Darwyn Cooke's Parker: The Score.  Graeme and I have similar reactions, but I feel like maybe we go in different directions with them.  Also, at some point, I think Graeme also coins the phrase "Princess TitsOut" while discussing European graphic albums and God do I want that phrase on a t-shirt.
1:53:23-2:07:21:   Back when I thought Black Kiss 2 would be working the crime vibe of the first series, I wanted to talk about it in relation to Cooke's adaptation of Parker: The Score and an amazingly formatted paperback graphic novel adaptation of Donald Goines' Daddy Cool by Donald F. Glut and Alfredo Alcala.  Fun fact: when I say on the podcast that Abhay interviewed him at a retrospective, it was actually during a promotional campaign for the book I mention on the 'Cast--Brother Blood, the "African vampire on the Sunset Strip during the '60s book" (That was written before Scream, Blacula, Scream).  Of course, we can't help but being slightly sentimental about the horrible way comics ended up chopped into bits to fit into a standard paperback.
2:07:21-2:16:57: Action Comics #12.  Not really much like either The Score or Daddy Cool, but we talk about it anyway.
2:16:57-The End: Closing comments!  They come so suddenly.  Graeme mentions he has a Formspring account where he's answering questions.  Oh, and remind me to ask Graeme about the Crackle and Frost which he doesn't have time to tell us about this time.
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And, as always, thanks for listening and we hope you enjoy!