The CE Sale: Part 1 (Apologia)

Okay. A bit of patience, please. I apologize--I had a lot more pictures and I tried to get Picasa to upload them all at one go, but it had no idea what the hell I was trying to do and wanted none of it. And I didn't mean to have these all pop up in different entries, but what the hell.

This isn't all saleswhoremanship on my part by the way--I love a good sale and waited a long time for CE to have something like this. (In fact, it took so long, I ended up working there instead. Sigh.) So I got up this morning, made my way to the store before it opened and rifled through the bins trying to see what kind of stuff Hibbs had put out there.

And I gotta say, I was shocked. He's moving stuff that hasn't sold, but also a lot of overstock of stuff that will sell. I saw the DC Showcase: Justice League of America for ten bucks, for crying out loud. This isn't the kind of sale where you feel like you're robbing the owner blind--this is Hibbs, after all--but if you figure in that offer to blog readers that Brian mentioned in a post below (which expires January 8th), you're gonna see some even bigger savings. If nothing else, all of this stuff is priced at a fair price--the price you always wanted to pay for, say, issues of The Escapist, or the DC Archives.

Anyway, let me walk you through some of the highlights in the entries above. Posted by Picasa

Shipping 1/4/06 .... and more!!

Happy New Year, one and all. I'm *almost* out from the blanket of work that settles at the end of the year, though I ain't there yet.

I spent most of yesterday doing inventory at the store, and pulling off stock for a big Graphic Novel/TP sale -- if I counted correctly, I put 678 GN/TPs out at MASSIVE discounts. We *start* at 50% off, and there's any number of items at 75%+ off.

I mention this here for two reasons -- #1) we normally don't DO "sales" at Comix Experience (It's been more than a decade since our last one) and 2) I wasn't organized enough to get the signage up for the sale yet. That means that you, reading this blog, have exclusive information about the sale, and, if you head to the store in the next day or two, will have FIRST CRACK at all of the wonderful books on sale.

A little something from every category/style/genre is in the sale -- everything from Alan Moore to James Kochalka and every point in between. There's tons of "mainstream" stuff on sale, tons of "alternative" work too.

While a significant percentage of what I marked down is slow/poor moving material (well, duh!), there's also a pretty good percentage of stuff that you ACTUALLY WANT that I just happened to have too many copies of, or is a little shopworn, that kind of thing.

There's even one or two books that were mentioned by Jeff, below, in his read on the best of 2005.

Also, as a one-time special inducement for you blog-readers, buy 3 or more sale-priced books, and take another 20% off the sale price. Buy 5 or more, and take 30% off the sale price. If those 5 books are all manga trades, you can have HALF OFF the sale price. Dayum! WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO FOR THIS SPECIAL PRICE: print off a copy of this blog entry, as "proof" you've read the blog (And so Bennett doesn't think you're full of shit, because I made this up on the spot, and he doesn't know, yet), *and* this offer is only good through close of business on Sunday, January 8th.

I'd go do it before Wednesday when I get the signs up, though, and everyone knows about it.

Right, so with that out of the way, here's what's shipping this week. Pretty small week, which is good after those last two ball-busters. Please don't forget that comics are for sale on THURSDAY this week -- if you go into your LCS on Wednesday, they're just going to point at you and laugh, man.

13TH SON WORSE THING WAITING #3 (OF 4) A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #25 A1 MISTER MONSTER WHO WATCHESGARBAGEMEN SP AEON FLUX #4 (OF 4) AIRSHELL #2 AQUAMAN #38 ARCHIE & FRIENDS #97 ASTONISHING X-MEN SAGA #1 BATMAN AND THE MONSTER MEN #3(OF 6) BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #139 BLOOD OF THE DEMON #11 BONE REST #7 CHIMERA #1 CITY OF HEROES #9 DAY OF VENGEANCE INFINITE CRISIS SPECIAL DEAD EYES OPEN #3 DETECTIVE COMICS #815 DOC FRANKENSTEIN SKROCE CVR A #4 DOC SAMSON #1 (OF 5) DOWN #3 (OF 4) EXTERMINATORS #1 GODLAND #6 GORI LORI #1 GOTHAM CENTRAL #39 HARD TIME SEASON TWO #2 INTERIORAE #1 IRON MAN #5 JON SABLE FREELANCE BLOODLINE #6 (OF 6) JONAH HEX #3 JSA #81 JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED #17 KEIF LLAMA XENOTECH #3 (OF 6) LOONEY TUNES #134 MARLENE #1 MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #11 MARVEL TEAM-UP #16 MARVEL ZOMBIES #2 (OF 5) MASTERS OF HORROR #1 (OF 12) MYTHOS X-MEN NEW EXCALIBUR #3 OUTSIDERS #32 PUNISHER #29 PURGATORI (DDP) #3 RISING STARS VOICES OF THE DEAD #6 (OF 6) RUNES OF RAGNAN #2 (OF 4) SABLE & FORTUNE #1 (OF 6) SENTINEL #3 (OF 5) SEVEN SOLDIERS FRANKENSTEIN #2 (OF 4) SHADOWPLAY #4 SPIDER-GIRL #94 SPIDER-MAN UNLIMITED #13 STAR WARS PURGE ONE SHOT SUPERMAN #225 SUPERMAN SHAZAM FIRST THUNDER #3 (OF 4) SUPREME POWER NIGHTHAWK #5 (OF 6) SWAMP THING #23 TEAM ZERO #2 (OF 6) TEEN TITANS #31 WITCHBLADE #93 X-MEN COLOSSUS BLOODLINE #5 (OF 5) X-MEN THE 198 FILES X-MEN THE END MEN AND X-MEN #1 (OF 6) Y THE LAST MAN #41

Books / Mags / Stuff ALAN MOORE SPELLS IT OUT ARTHUR SUYDAM ART OF THE BARBARIAN HC BATMAN THE LONG HALLOWEEN SER1 MASTER CASE ASST BILLY THE KIDS OLD TIMEY ODDITIES TP CHRONICLES OF CONAN VOL 9 RIVER DRAGONS & OTHERS TP ESSENTIAL OFFICIAL HANDBOOK OF THE MARVEL UNIVERSE VOL 1 TP HEAVY METALS ODYSSEY HC HELLBLAZER STARING AT THE WALL TP KISS & TELL GN LITTLE SCROWLIE VOL 2 DAWN OFFASHION VICTIMS TP MARVEL 1602 NEW WORLD TP MAZE AGENCY VOL 1 TP NEW AVENGERS VOL 1 BREAKOUT TP NEW RECRUITS TP PICTURES & WORDS TP SIN CITY GLASS ASHTRAY BLACK DEATH ICELANDIC SCHNAPPS SQUARECAT COMICS VOL 1 GN SUPERMAN SACRIFICE TP ULTIMATE ANNUALS VOL 1 TP UNIVERSAL MONSTERS CAVALCADE OF HORROR TP WILL EISNERS CONTRACT WITH GOD TRILOGY HC

The ASSHAT OF THE WEEK (for the latest order code) goes to Dark Horse's NEW RECRUITS GN which has a JUN code (for August shipping), yep, that's pretty late. I'm also fairly annoyed that we're just now getting the CONTRACT WITH GOD TRILOGY HC from Diamond now, because I understand it has been in bookstores for over a month.

That's it from me; what looks good to you this week?

-B

First Post(!) of 2006, because I woke up early.

A couple of years ago, Kate and I went to Hawaii for New Year; her brother lives there, working in the Coast Guard and saving lives and telling us how great the weather is in Maui. So, all of Kate's family decides that Maui's obviously the perfect place to see in the New Year, and we all save up our pennies and fly out, ready for sun, sea and surf. It rained for the entire time we were there.

The first three days or so, we managed to convince ourselves that tropical heatwaves were just around the corner. "The rain is the Gods' way of saying aloha!" we were told by locals eager to keep us from being depressed, and we went along with it until New Year's Eve, which we spent outside, soaked to the skin, watching people in fake grass skirts try and smile while freezing to death as they tried to do traditional dancing. We went back to our hotel, where the TV news told us that we were in the middle of the worst rain Maui had seen for over 30 years.

So this year, Kate and I decided to go on a road trip to Portland, Oregon for New Year, just the two of us, getting away from it all. We'd drive up the coast, route 1, then 101, stopping off for an evening in nice local cheap hotels along the way. Guess what happened?

We're cursed when it comes to New Year travelling, I'm telling you. Cursed.

(We're back in San Francisco now, after an epic 14 hour journey yesterday that seemed as if it may never end by the time we got stuck outside of Vacaville for two hours because route 80 was closed. Not that that was the first time we'd found roads closed - 101 North was closed when we tried to go up in the first place, and the 505 was flooded last night as well. We did manage to make it to Portland, though, and stayed here, which we'd highly recommend to anyone looking for a hotel there.)

All of this is a long way to introduce the fact that I've not read many comics lately. But the last comic I read in 2005 was ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN THE BOY WONDER #3, which was really kind of Crap. Miller rips off his own Catwoman origin for the Black Canary, fails to move the plot forward at all, and Superman appears at the end for no good reason. Lee continues to make me think that he's drawing all of this in a rush, and somewhat embarrassed to be doing so, with some more weird proportions on almost every character... It's really not very good at all, which is a shame considering that I actually secretly enjoyed the first two issues.

Here's hoping 2006 sees better comics, better weather, and good fortune for the lot of you reading this. I'll try and not vanish for three weeks at a time again, as well. Happy New Year, all.

Why Not? Jeff's Best-Of Picks for 2005.

Didn't feel much like writing reviews today so I thought it might be fun to dig through my entries for 2005 and pull together a "Best of" list. Way back when (before we used blogger), Brian put together a best-of list that was impressively complete--by assigning numerical values to each grade, he was able to crunch numbers and statistically confirm his picks for the best books of the year. I thought it'd be a hoot to do that, even if I just sorted through my Picks of the Week and grabbed stuff. Of course, it's never that easy. I neglected to even make picks for the first few months of the year. So after spending the morning skimming through the 80,000 words I wrote for this blog this year (that's not a number pulled at random, by the way--I pulled all my entries into Word so I could do searches and decided to do a wordcount as well), I came up with the following:

Ongoing and minis Banana Sunday: Colleen Coover and Root Nibot's four issue mini was great all-ages fun with delightful characters and awesomely cartooned monkeys. I cannot wait for the trade as I hope to handsell a bunch of these.

Berlin: We only got two issues this year of Jason Lutes's masterly study of the city of Berlin at the dusk of its decadent days, but they were two very solid issues. If I was a bigwig at, say, Pantheon Books, I'd give Lutes lots of money so he could focus on this series fulltime. Great stuff.

Death Jr.: This videogame tie-in wasn't as strong as Ted Naifeh's solo work maybe, but his art looked amazing in full-color and the story was enjoyable all-ages work. Would that all tie-in work was this strong (although I don't think even Whitta and Naifeh could have saved, say, Marvel Mega-Morphs).

Desolation Jones: The first issue blew my mind. And although the rest hasn't come close, it's still a strong read, filled with heartbreakingly beautiful art, and a hero that revisits and deepens Ellis's "chainsmoking, miserable bastard" archetype.

Fell: This is equally strong work from Ellis--in fact, I would say it's even stronger since the three issues to date have been done-in-ones with shorter page counts--and the best work I've seen by Ben Templesmith by far. Deserves all the attention and sales it's been getting.

The Goon: I'm still working for a good high-concept pitch to explain Eric Powell's book (currently, I'm fond of "Imagine Bernie Wrightson drawing E.C. Segar's Popeye" but that's not it either) but that's probably because Powell, like Mike Mignola, has created something that draws on all of his interests and strengths that he can execute with complete confidence. One of my big faves.

Gotham Central: Surprisingly, this book popped up as my Pick of the Week a lot in 2005. I thought it would have worked better as a straight procedural stuff--it had just a tremendous line-up of talent the whole way through, and Brubaker and Rucka lavished a lot of time and care on their scripts even when they had bigger gigs to attend to--than as the "Batbook-but-not-really" approach. But what do I know? Maybe it would have sold even more poorly without superheroes and supervillains splashed all over it. I'll be sorry to see this one go.

Hellboy The Island: This miniseries really humbled me because I outright loved it and yet would be hard-pressed to explain anything that happened. Also, I had strangely complex emotional responses to the work even while not understanding it. I hope that means there's more than just "some guy natters on at Hellboy until punching begins" to the piece. Even if not, it's mind-blowing cartooning.

Little Star: Every issue of this I encounter in a kind of free-fall: I read it, love it, am unable to find out while in the store how many issues it is and how close it is to being finished, and then hang in limbo until the next issue. In a way, it's a nice match for Andi Watson's quiet examination of a family man caught between his career dreams and daily life, but I also find myself greedy for the trade to see how subtly Watson worked his themes throughout all the chapters.

Planetary: Not quite sure how many issues we got this year (two? three?) but I admire how Ellis and Cassaday take a slow-but-steady approach to this regardless of impatient fan clamor.

Seven Soldiers: I'm not crazy about the whole thing (at least not yet) but the zero issue, and the Guardian and Klarion miniseries kicked my ass soundly with their dark humor, ambition and fun. That Morrison can live up to his own hype as often as he does is a remarkable achievement.

Solo: All the issues have been great, but those issues three through five (Paul Pope, Darwyn Cooke and Mike Allred) were tremendous works by idiosyncratic artists with things to say about DC characters and DC concepts. I hope DC keeps all of these in print, because we could probably sell those three issues 'til the end of time.

Shaolin Cowboy: Geoff Darrow's rousing series has had two issues that just knocked me off my feet, but all of it is worth time and attention as Darrow takes his trademark meticulous art and uses it as a straight man to his enjoyably deranged story concepts. This stuff made me laugh even while holding me in awe of the talent at work. Wow.

She-Hulk Vol. 2: Dan Slott reteams with Juan Bobillo for another round of impressively crafted stories that manage, by dint of talent and affection, to simultaneously send-up and honor all manners of superhero craziness. I can't tell how glad I am this team and title got another chance.

Young Avengers: More or less ditto with Allan Heinberg's stuff here, although it's not quite as satisfying as Slott's work. It's hit a stumble or two (The Patriot drug thing, the time-travel stuff which always hurts my brain) but for the most part he's taken an absurd premise and made it one of my favorite titles on the stand each month. I'll take it over New Avengers any day.

Stand-outs & One shots: Action Philosophers All Sex Special: Dunlavey and Van Lente tackle the lives (and sex lives) of St. Augustine, Thomas Jefferson and Ayn Rand, and allow the reader to infer how their subjects' philosophies meet and differ. Really knocked me out.

Following Cerebus #5: Dave Sim, in pondering his thoughts about how an editor shapes the work, calls up guys like Paul Pope, Chester Brown and Craig Thompson to see what degree it's played for them. Shows the suprisingly expansive and inquisitive sweep of this magazine to all areas of the comic field, not just Sim's work.

Love & Rockets Vol 2 #14: I always love Jaime and Beto's L&R, but Jaime's work in this issue captured all the bittersweet joys of being middle-aged and seeing life unfold around you. Awesome.

Moxie, My Sweet: A collective of artists tackle a handful of stories by Mark Campos which allows for the sweep of an anthology but the focus of a personal vision. A little pricey maybe but worth it.

Spider Man Human Torch #3: I liked all of this mini by Slott and Templeton but I loved this issue in particular: The Spider-Mobile, The Red Ghost and The Super-Apes and Hostess ads are some of the greatest and goofiest things about comics in the '70s and this issue has them all in a perfectly constructed story.

Ultimate Fantastic Four #19-20: Mike Carey and Jae Lee take old tropes from early FF comics--the Baxter Building under attack, the FF running down hallways in different directions and facing super deathtraps--and update them with wit and panache. Unlike a lot of Ultimate books, this doesn't try to shatter your brain with over-the-top widescreen action and radical reinvention. It just works, and works very well.

Trade Paperbacks, OGNs and Collections 676 Apparitions Of Killoffer HC: I dissed this at release because it was too fucking big and too fucking expensive, but goddamned if some of the imagery hasn't continued to haunt me. It's a stunning achievement worth seeking out, and Killoffer is one of those cartoonists I can't wait to see more of, but couldn't this have worked just as well at a smaller size and price? So I can recommend to people who don't have money falling out of their pockets?

Beck Mongolian Chop Squad: I'd like to think I would have loved the first two volumes of Harold Sakuishi's rock and roll coming of age manga without first reading O'Malley's Scott Pilgrim, but I'll never know for sure. 2005 is the year I've really gotten hooked on manga and the joy of a big, unfolding story. Unfortunately, because this is currently my favorite, it just can't get released fast enough for me. (I also debated about whether to put manga in the ongoing section or the trade section--since they're episodic, most manga are just big floppies in some ways, but I opted to put them here because it's how they categorized, by and large).

Black Hole HC: I still haven't reread it all in one go, but just having this book on my shelf is a triumph. How many publishers did this series outlast? In a way, this is such a distillation of all of Burns' obsessions, I'll be curious to see what his next major work ends up being about. The same things reconfigured? Or will this put some ghosts to rest?

The Best of The Spirit TPB: As I said a few weeks ago, having a greatest hits book and a library of work for completists is the sign of a more diverse marketplace, and I love being able to read some of my favorite Spirit stories without either spending some serious coin or flipping through longboxes for my Kitchen Sink issues. I wish two of the big releases of this year--The Push Man and Walt & Skeezix--could have had the leisure to introduce their artists in such a fashion, rather than starting at the very beginning of their careers and working forward.

Essential Fantastic Four Vol 4 TPB: Similarly, having a inexpensive collection of the best work of Lee & Kirby (and Sinnott--I think Sinnott is what really helped kick Kirby into overdrive on this title) was great. James Masente was shocked I didn't give this an Excellent rating when I first reviewed it, and in a way he's right--it's just right near the tip-top of the best comics work ever done--but that's because, as lovely as it looks in black and white, it's not in color as originally intended.

Ice Haven TPB: Dan Clowes' reworking of his influential standalone issue of Eightball added needed highlighting to themes and subplots (I needed it, anyway). I wish it wasn't so much more expensive than the original issue considering there's not that much more added to it, but it's an important work and having it in a format that can end up in libraries and classrooms is a vital step--one that makes me hopeful the medium has undergone a sea change in public perception that will not be undone.

Kinetic TPB: Thank god this got collected. Too subtle to build a readership, Kelley Puckett and Warren Pleece's very odd book about a teen that gets superpowers is a genuinely affecting work. I can't help but wonder where it might have gone if it'd continued publication, but it was offbeat enough that its sudden conclusion felt fitting.

The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck TPB: I can't tell you how many of these I've handsold this year. In fact, for me, it's been the crucial missing element to our all-ages section. Between this, the one-volume Bone, and the three volumes of Leave It To Chance, I've got a substantial selection of work to show parents. Not only do they usually pick up at least one of those titles, but I feel confident they'll be back for more. This is just a great read for anyone--it's filled with history, action, comedy and characterization. In a way, it's Origin done right and I'm glad it's finally easily accesible. This sucker has got to stay in print.

Love Roma Vol. 1: I'm very much a manga neophyte but even I could tell Minoru Toyoda's love story among two seventh graders is unique. Since it's a romantic comedy of manners, I also have to give kudos to Del Rey for providing the right amount of cultural context for the reader to get it. This is another one where I've been impatiently waiting for the next volume for months.

Perfect Example TPB: Like Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, this collection of John Porcellino's tales from the '80s was previously available as a trade. I'm grateful to Drawn & Quarterly for getting it back into print. Porcellino is unique in his ability to glean the beatific just under the skin of the mundane and to show how each depends on the other.

Scott Pilgrim Vols 1 and 2 OGN: Volume 1 came out in 2004 but it was one of the first things I read in '05. Bryan Lee O'Malley is a major talent, and his tale of a Canadian slacker's love life effortlessly works nearly every major pop culture diversion of the last forty years into his material yet still makes the work effortlessly smart and funny. But the bitch of it is, that's just scratching the surface. This may just turn out to be one of the best bildungsromans seen in any medium, A Portrait of the Artist As A Young Man that's delightful and accessible to everyone. Probably my favorite work of the year, overall.

Sgt. Frog vols. #1-10: I owe John Jakala a bottle of good Scotch or something for hooking me on this absurd and enjoyable comedy series about a group of incompetent invaders ostensibly readying to attack Earth. Mine Yoshizaki and crew are able to do so much with so little, and have mastered the formula of introducing a new element whenever things start to lag. (I think there's also some weird subtext going on in the book, but that's a topic for another day.) This series is a true guilty pleasure for me, and recommended for anyone who likes the deeply silly.

Seaguy TPB: Speaking of deep and silly, this is the collection of Grant Morrison and Cameron Stewart's Vertigo mini from 2004, where an unimportant hero ends up on an essential quest in a world that's seemingly forgotten such things. A lot of people seemed to get tripped up on all the wackiness, but this wasn't just a lark. Seaguy is also a sad and knowing parable about how comic companies retard the growth of even their lamest icons (and, by extension, the people who read them). Great stuff.

Sexy Voice and Robo: Iou Kuroda's offbeat set of stories detail the adventures of a smart teen phone club worker who has adventures with gangsters, killers, mad bombers, and a hapless otaku type. It's the closest I've found yet to a comic equivalent of Haruki Murakami's enjoyably odd novels.

Top Ten: The Forty-Niners OGN: Alan Moore and Gene Ha return to Neopolis, this time to its founding, to show a world and a young man in transition. As (almost) always, Moore effortlessly retools the superhero milieu to heighten the humanity of his story, and in Ha, he's found a perfect collaborator to take his amusingly baroque approach to new levels. Fun, fun, fun.

Trailers HC: Far from perfect, this OGN by Mark Kneece and Julie Collins-Rousseau, about a young man cracking under the pressure of keeping a dark secret in a white-trash trailer park where secrets are impossible, had great art, a strong story and a very decent page-to-price ratio. A very solid read, and I hope this team gets a chance to tell more stories and strengthen their chops.

Tricked TPB: Like Box Office Poison, Alex Robinson's latest tale is nearly peerless in making its reader care about what happens to his characters. Although somehow, like BOP, I found this an engrossing, intensely enjoyable read despite being oddly empty: I can't say it left a lasting impression despite its ambition. But a good read is a good read, and crafting an enjoyable page-turner of this size is no small achievement.

Ultra Vol 1 Seven Days TPB: Girls isn't really doing the trick for me, but this collection of the Luna Brothers' first mini from 2004 is a witty mix of Sex and the City and superheroes. It doesn't sound like it'd work, like it would be too calculated, but I thought it did work, and well.

WE3 TPB: And finally, this collection of Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely's three issue mini of animals in battlesuits trying to escape the military is a masterfully crafted shot of heartfelt adventure.

Wow. I thought that would be easier than reviewing this week's books! That'll teach me.

What'd I overlook? What made your list?

Shipping 12/29

Staff party, Christmas at Mom's, Hannukah at Dad's... Three parties in three days,man, I am pooped! Here's what's shipping this week -- another stupidly large week, yes. Remember, comics are not for sale until THURSDAY, both this week, and next. If you go into your Local Comic Shop on Wednesday, they're going to point thier fingers at you and laugh.

10 ONE SHOT 2000 AD #1467 2000 AD #1468 30 DAYS OF NIGHT ANNUAL 2005 ACME NOVELTY LIBRARY #16 ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN THEBOY WONDER #3 AMAZING FANTASY #16 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #527 ARANA HEART OF THE SPIDER #12 ARCHAIC #1 ARCHIE DIGEST #222 BART SIMPSON COMICS #27 BATMAN #648 BERLIN #12 BETTY & VERONICA #214 BLACK PANTHER #11 BLACK WIDOW 2 #4 (OF 6) BPRD THE BLACK FLAME #5 (OF 6) CATWOMAN #50 DAREDEVIL #80 DAREDEVIL FATHER #5 (OF 6) DRAX THE DESTROYER #4 (OF 4) EVIL ERNIE IN SANTA FE #3 (OF4) EXILES #74 FALLEN ANGEL IDW #1 FANTASTIC FOUR SPECIAL FATHOM #6 FREAKSHOW #12 GEORGE ROMEROS LAND OF THE DEAD #4 (OF 5) HACK SLASH LAND OF LOST TOYS #2 (OF 3) HEAD #13 HUNTER KILLER #5 JLA CLASSIFIED #15 JOVAS HARVEST #2 (OF 3) KEEP #3 (OF 5) LOVELESS #3 LUCKY BAMBOO PRESENTS #0 MALINKY ROBOT BICYCLE METAL GEAR SOLID SONS OF LIBERTY #2 NEW AVENGERS #14 NICK FURY HOWLING COMMANDOS #3 NIGHT MARY #5 (OF 5) OFFICIAL HNDBK ULTIMATE MARVEL UNIV ULTIMATES & X-MEN 2005 PARIS #2 (OF 4) PERHAPANAUTS #2 (OF 4) REVELATIONS #5 (OF 6) REVOLUTION ON THE PLANET OF THE APES #1 (OF 6) ROCKETO #4 SENTRY #4 (OF 8) SHE-HULK 2 #3 SILENT DRAGON #6 (OF 6) SILENT HILL DEAD ALIVE #1 (OF5) SOLO #8 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #157 SPIDER-MAN BLACK CAT EVIL THAT MEN DO #5 (OF 6) SPIDER-MAN LOVES MARY JANE #1 SUPERMAN BATMAN #23 TEEN TITANS GO #26 THING #2 THOR BLOOD OATH #6 (OF 6) ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #26 ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #88 UNCLE SCROOGE #349 VIGILANTE #4 (OF 6) WALT DISNEYS COMICS & STORIES #664 WHAT IF DAREDEVIL WHAT IF THOR WOLVERINE #37 WONDER WOMAN #224 X-FACTOR #2 X-MEN #180 X-MEN AND POWER PACK #3 (OF 4) YOUNG AVENGERS SPECIAL #1

Books / Mags / Stuff BLACKSAD VOL 3 TP CAPTAIN AMERICA & THE FALCON SECRET EMPIRE TP CHARLEYS WAR VOL 2 AUG OCT 1916 HC COMICS BUYERS GUIDE MAR 2006 #1614 CONAN AND THE JEWELS OF GWAHLUR HC DAWN VOL 1 LUCIFERS HALO NEW ED TP DIMONA VOL 2 GN (OF 3) FABLES VOL 6 HOMELANDS TP FEMME FATALES DEC 05 JAN 06 VOL 14 #5 GOON FRANKY MINI BUST HARLEQUIN PINK A GIRL IN A MILLION TP HARLEQUIN VIOLET RESPONSE TP KID BEOWULF GN LADY SNOWBLOOD VOL 2 THE DEEPSEATED GRUDGE TP LEX LUTHOR MAN OF STEEL TP LOTR MAP OF MIDDLE EARTH POSTER MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN VOL 2 POWER STRUGGLE DIGEST MARVEL COMICS PRESENTS WOLVERINE VOL 2 TP MARVEL MASTERWORKS GOLDEN AGEALL WINNERS VOL 1 NEW ED HC RANN THANAGAR WAR TP SENTRY TP NEW PTG SFX #138 SHADOW STAR VOL 7 VICTIMS EYES ASSAILANTS HANDS TP SHAUN OF THE DEAD TP SPAWN COLLECTION VOL 1 HC STAR TREK COMICS CLASSICS VOL2 DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR TP (C: STAR WARS GENERAL GRIEVOUS TP STRANGE GIRL VOL 1 GIRL AFRAID TP TEZUKAS BUDDHA VOL 7 PRINCE AJATASATTU HC TIMES OF BOTCHAN VOL 2 GN (OF10) TOP COWS BEST OF MICHAEL TURNER TP ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN VOL 14 WARRIORS TP VIDEO WATCHDOG NOV 2005 #123 WE ALL DIE ALONE HC WILD ROCK GN

As for the ASSHAT OF THE WEEK, well, it's Christmas, man, so let's skip pointing any fingers. Not the latest title, but, still, I have to wonder why we're getting the 7th volume of Tezuka's BUDDHA when they haven't shipped us the 6th one yet....

-B

Well, Whatever: Jeff's Reviews of 12/21 Books....

It's not like you have the time to read these reviews, but since I have the time to write 'em... ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #647: Perfect for the holidays since it smacks a bit of the regifting process, or so I assume: I'd think Rucka had this all plotted out long before the Countdown and IC stuff came along, so that the Ruin-ready-to-show-the-world-Superman-killing-him felt like Rucka repeating himself when he probably came up with the shtick here first (where it makes a bit more sense), and decided to run with it later. That, and some other stuff might drive me crazy in another context, but considering I enjoyed reading it: OK. And if you compare it to the other two Superman arcs that started at the same time (Lee & Azzarello, Austen & Reis), you'd probably go much higher than that.

BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #72: Very surprised by how much I liked this for several different reasons--it's one of those rare stories that would work even without the Bruce Wayne/Batman angles, but once you factor that in, it's strangely resonant: Batman's origin touches on all kinds of childhood abandonment issues so a story about whether Thomas Wayne cheated on his wife is far more evocative than, I dunno, what if he was The Crime Doctor or some such. Also since this is the title that has, frankly, shat on parts of the Batman canon, there was no guarantee there would be a pat reassuring ending. I give it a high Good, but can't guarantee you'll feel the same.

CAPTAIN AMERICA #13: Gone are the Stan Lee influenced days when characters could have their meaningful conversations while participating in all-out fight scenes which makes pacing a bitch when you're trying to craft a book that has both meaningful conversations and the slam-bang stuff. Like other Brubaker/Epting issues, the pacing is a bit jerky but I thought this issue had the best blend of exciting action sequences and interesting plot developments. Thus, Very Good.

FANTASTIC FOUR IRON MAN BIG IN JAPAN #3: A really remarkable issue, although I can't decide whether Seth Fisher's amazing art does the story an injustice. After all, Zeb Wells has crafted a story that starts with Japanese kaiju, links it to Lovecraftian Cthulhu pastiche and then takes that into Morrisonian metafictional hijinks--all of which Fisher draws with simultaneously fetishistic detail and genuinely irreverant whimsy. It's like, I dunno, watching an issue of The Invisibles enacted by Jim Henson's Muppets--it's kick-ass, for sure, but you wonder how the material might have ended up in another artist's hands. On the other hand, I guess I should just be lucky it's not Pat Lee cranking it out. Very Good stuff, and it's not like Mignola is gonna draw a four issue mini for Marvel, but still...

FRIDAY THE 13TH BLOODBATH #2: I missed the first issue and didn't realize this was issue #2. Believe it or not, that worked just fine--in fact, while reading it, I thought it was kind of audacious to drop the audience right in the middle of the formula and then explain on the run what made this different. (Joke's on me, huh?) Anyway, depending on how much you appreciate the fine line between clever and stupid, you might like this. I give it an OK, but that may be because I didn't have a first issue to belabor this issue's points.

GOON #15: I blame the impressive amount of holiday traffic as to why I didn't actually finish it--or maybe it was an abundance of dense-seeming text in those first few pages. In any event, it looks gorgeous as always, but No Rating.

GREEN LANTERN #6: Will Hibbs do reviews? I doubt it but he should because he thought Simone Biachi's art on this was exceptionally gorgeous which more than made up for a story that made little or no sense whatsoever. He really went on and on about the art--it's great to see a jaded old hand like Hibbs get well and truly excited by stuff like "the way the shadow fell on that sailor's face on pg. 2" or whatever it was. Me, I like the art okay (I prefer Van Sciver's deeply unsettling stuff, myself) but think part of the reason the story didn't make sense is Bianchi botched some basic storytelling cues. Even if he hadn't, though, Johns' approach to this series--it reads like Green Lantern: The TV Show as done by the guy who does JAG--isn't really frying my burger these days, anyway. OK, but Hibbs would tell you different.

INCREDIBLE HULK #90: I'm no physics whiz, but how is Hulk able to rip or throw anything while floating unanchored in space? I thought that would pretty much the kibosh on this for me but it since Way may pull Hulk Plot #345--"Join me, Hulk, as we are both outcasts and monsters, and together we will crush the humans who..." blah-blah-blah--and I kinda like that one, I may be around for another issue. Eh.

INFINITE CRISIS #3: Didn't think I would like this either since the first ten pages or so are all "here's what's happening in all the books" summary pages, but then there's the plot and a very strange scene between Batman and the Superman of Earth 2 that somehow moved me despite not making a lot of sense. (As Hibbs pointed out, wouldn't Batman cease to exist if he were to successfully aid Superman?) I dunno, there was something about Batman having an anxiety attack over all the emotion he's been trying to suppress for so long that got to me. And although not particularly sophisticated, this miniseries does have a genuine subtext that (almost/kinda/sorta/or-maybe-not) seems like part of a dialogue between creators and readers--and I also find that kinda cool. So, Good.

NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST PARANOID #1: Oh, so this was the first issue? Whew! Although pretty slight on the over-the-top dream sequences (a bulimic drowns in her own vomit? Ewww, and yet, also, meh), the book sticks close to a really effective conceit--as long as the parents demolish the kids' freedoms and keep 'em drugged to the gills, they're safe--that kinda nails modern day America's willingness to take away individual freedoms in order to protect "the children." Ryp's art can look goregous at times as well, so very highly OK, overall.

PVP #21: I thought the LARP storyline was a highlight of Kurtz's year, and it reads very well here. Maybe not so much with the Christmas story but this is still a solid book, highly OK, and manages to not date as poorly as I thought it would.

ROBIN #145: I gotta say--if this had been drawn by Jack Kirby, I would've loved it. Having not read the vast majority of issues in this title (and/or having been indifferent to DC books for so long), it seemed like every page of this book was filled with another new (and usually dumb) character. (Although The Jury--those twelve guys with the numbers on their masks? Frickin' sweet!) It's no way to run a railroad--or tell a good Robin story--but I found myself won over, more or less by sheer exuberance. Also highly OK.

SEVEN SOLDIERS BULLETEER #2: Wha--? And yet, Good, if only for that scene where they get the criminal to talk by breaking the fingers on his detached hand. That was genuinely hilarious.

SIMPSONS COMICS #113: "Springfield Orphanage: 'If Your Parents Were Dead, You'd Be Home By Now.'" And other stuff that made me laugh out loud. Good.

SPIDER-WOMAN ORIGIN #1: Wow, what a solid issue. It didn't get lost in endless blather, it hit more than a single storypoint in a single issue, it had some really nice old-school shout-outs (I was partial to the Miles Warren one) and the art by the Luna Brothers was clean and attractive. But it was the refreshingly concise script by Bendis that really knocked me out. Good. I'm still kinda amazed.

SULLENGRAY #2: It's people! Sullengray is people! (Actually, I didn't read this. Sullengray is probably not people. That pun just kinda jumped out at me.)

TESTAMENT #1: Failed a casual flip test--I picked it up and put it down no less than three times (but then so did The Goon, and this was while working in a comics shop two days before Christmas)--but I kept trying and got dragged in eventually. Parts of the premise and approach remind me of Promethea(which I doubt is accidental), and Liam Sharp's art is gorgeous, plus it's interesting to see DC/Vertigo, normally skittish when it comes to Christianity, publish potentially blasphemous material. But it seemed more interesting the first time when I skimmed it too fast and I thought they were portraying the God of the Old Testament as a fiery bull-headed deity. Too soon to say where it goes from here, but it's of interest, I guess. Since this is the week for it: OK.

ULTIMATE WOLVERINE VS HULK #1: Fun, if you like books where everyone is pretty much an utter bastard. Which is kinda what the Ultimate Universe is about, by and large. OK.

X-MEN DEADLY GENESIS #2: I've heard rumors that Brubaker's gonna be the next regular writer on X-Men and sincerely hope that's the case. Characters, dialogue, structure--he's got a solid handle on all of it. I may not like where this ends up (Professor X is Bucky Barnes? So that's really how he lost the use of his legs!) and I may not be grooving on the editorial side of things (like, what does that cover have to do with the story, other than provide a spoiler/red herring not in the issue) but overall, I'm enjoying this a lot. Quite Good.

PICK OF THE WEEK: I was the least conflicted about Captain America #13 but FF/Iron Man: Big in Japan #3 was mind-boggling in any number of ways. I call a tie.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Tough call. Not only was I a big ol' softie overall this week, I didn't bother to write a review for a book I didn't at least kinda like because it seemed like too much work. I'm gonna give it too Friday the 13th Bloodbath #2 because it wasn't the first issue which means the mini as a whole could be pretty tedious.

TRADE PICK: Couldn't really tell ya. I liked this issue of Mome more than the first but the bang for the buck is still out of alignment. I remember the Veitch stories from that Swamp Thing trade with fondness but I didn't bother picking it up. And although it's not my pick, let me talk about the Year's Best Graphic Novels, Comics and Manga TPB for a second. It's far from polished, but the medium could use a nice big year-end review and this book covers more of the field than I would have thought possible. Too pricey for a book of excerpted promos, and some of those excerpts cut in and out clumsily, but it's a noble endeavor and worth looking at. Let's see another.

But it's volume 13 of the Knights of the Dinner Table: Bundle of Trouble I'm actually taking home--if you've ever spent any time rolling dice and marking off hit points, this stuff will amuse the hell out of you.

And that's that for me--at least for another week or so. If I don't see you tonight at the CE nog-a-thon, Happy Holidays!

More Hours, More Money: Jeff's Friday Challenge

This post is to take of two little pieces of business. First, Hibbs asked me to open the store early tomorrow (Friday, December 23rd) in case of holiday shoppers. We're also planning on staying open a little late, if we get the foot traffic. So if you've got Xmas shopping to do, or just want to swing by and pick up the week's books, we'll be open from 10:00 a.m. 'til....8:00, more than likely.

Second, remember that Penny Arcade comic from 12/7? The 25 cent one that really sucked ass? It's kind of been killing me because I'm a fan of Tycho and Gabe's site and said so in the newsletter and feel like several people gave the book at shot because of me (and BrianE said as much in the comments for Brian's entry).

Now, this is precisely the reason why Comix Experience, if I ran it, would last about a week and a half, but if you bought the Penny Arcade twenty-five cent comic and thought it sucked (and really, how could you not?) bring it back to me and I will refund you the entire quarter you paid for it. In addition, I will pay you an additional ten cents to cover your reading time.

Now there are exceptions to this offer. You must come into the store on a Friday, and get the money back from me personally. This is exactly the sort of thing Hibbs wouldn't want to encourage, I have no doubt, but also it's coming out of my pocket, not the store's. Second, I know we only stocked about 25 of these suckers, putting my total out-of-pocket is capping around nine bucks, so no jokers who got burned buying this book up in Oregon. Third, I'm really, really sorry and hopefully those of you who try out books on my say-so will continue to do so every once in a while.

I'm thinking when I get all those books back, I might mail 'em to Tycho and Gabe with a letter telling them each book represents a potential new readers they lost--it seems like the sort of thing that make an impresison on them. Or maybe the books will just end up in the longboxes the next time I have one of my crazy-ass garage sales. But either way, you have a chance to get your quarter back--with a dime to boot!

So, those are my talking points: store's open tomorrow from 10:00 to 8:00 (unless there's absolutely no foot traffic for fifteen minutes or so after 7:00 p.m.) and to all of you who got that book: I'm really, really sorry.

Are you a friendless loser?

16 years running, Comix Experience throws it's annual Christmas Eve Eggnog (with or without brandy) (and beer) party. If you're a friendless loser, or just someone who hates the holidays, feel free to come by on Christmas Eve (around 5 PM), and bask in the communal misery of Comix Experience! No reviews from me this week -- Matt Brady forced me to write a TILTING, even though I didn't have the time, and the holiday season means I'm up to my ears in Stuff To Do. I also got an email from Graeme saying that he was too swamped to do it this week, as well.

Also, let me second Heidi and recommend you watch "The Chronic of Narnia" video that ran on SNL this weekend -- http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

Funny stuff.

LOTS of stuff this week, lots&lots&lots&lots!

2000 AD #1465 2000 AD #1466 A1 BOJEFFRIES TERROR TOMES #1(OF 3) ABIDING PERDITION DELGADO CVRA #2 ABIDING PERDITION LITTLE RED CVR B #1 ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #647 BATGIRL #71 BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #72 BATMAN JOURNEY INTO KNIGHT #5(OF 12) BETTY & VERONICA DIGEST #162 BIRDS OF PREY #89 BOOK OF LOST SOULS #3 CAPTAIN AMERICA #13 CONAN #23 DAUGHTERS OF THE DRAGON DEADLY HANDS DEAD AT 17 PROTECTORATE #2 (OF 3) DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #335 DRACULA VS KING ARTHUR #3 (OF4) DRAGONLANCE CHRONICLES KURTH CVR A #5 (OF 8) DUEL #1 (OF 4) ELKS RUN #4 EMILY THE STRANGE #2 ESCAPE OF THE LIVING DEAD #2 (OF 5) EXALTED #2 REG ED FANTASTIC FOUR #533 FANTASTIC FOUR IRON MAN BIG IN JAPAN #3 (OF 4) FLASH #229 FRIDAY THE 13TH BLOODBATH #2 (OF 3) GENERATION M #2 (OF 5) GI JOE SIGMA 6 #1 GI JOE SNAKE-EYES DECLASSIFIED #5 (OF 6) GIRLS #8 GOON #15 GREEN LANTERN #6 GREEN LANTERN CORPS RECHARGE #3 (OF 6) HELLBLAZER #215 HERE COME THE LOVEJOYS AGAIN #2 INCREDIBLE HULK #90 INFINITE CRISIS #3 (OF 7) INTIMIDATORS #1 IRON MAN THE INEVITABLE #1 (OF 6) JASON X SP WRAPAROUND CVR #1 JOVAS HARVEST #1 (OF 3) JSA CLASSIFIED #6 JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #238 JUGHEAD #170 JUGHEADS DOUBLE DIGEST #118 JUSTICE #3 (OF 12) KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #109 KONG 8TH WONDER WORLD MOVIE ADAPTATION #1 (OF 3) LITTLE SCROWLIE #12 LUCIFER #69 MAD CLASSICS #3 MAD MAGAZINE #461 MANHUNTER #17 MARVEL SPOTLIGHT JOHN CASSADAY SEAN MCKEEVER MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #284 MINESHAFT #16 MUTATION #3 NIGHT CLUB #2 (OF 4) NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST PARANOID #1 (OF 3) POWERPUFF GIRLS #69 PUNISHER VS BULLSEYE #2 (OF 5) PVP #21 ROBIN #145 ROBOTECH PRELUDE TO THE SHADOW CHRONICLES #4 (OF 5) RUNAWAYS #11 SEASON OF THE REAPER WINTER #1 (OF 3) SEVEN SOLDIERS BULLETEER #2 (OF 4) SHADOWHAWK #8 SHOTGUN WEDDING #1 SIMPSONS COMICS #113 SPIDER-WOMAN ORIGIN #1 (OF 5) STAR WARS EMPIRE #38 STAR WARS REPUBLIC #80 STAR WARS X-WING ROGUE LEADER #3 (OF 3) SULLENGRAY #2 (OF 4) SUNDOWN #3 (OF 3) SUPREME POWER HYPERION #3 (OF5) TESTAMENT #1 TOP 10 BEYOND THE FARTHEST PRECINCT #5 (OF 5) ULTIMATE WOLVERINE VS HULK #1(OF 6) ULTIMATE X-MEN FANTASTIC FOURSPECIAL VICE #3 WHAT IF FANTASTIC FOUR WHAT IF SUBMARINER WRAITHBORN #4 (OF 6) X-MEN DEADLY GENESIS #2 (OF 6)

Books / Mags / Stuff ANIMATION MAGAZINE JAN 2006 BLOOD RIVER GN BLUE EYES VOL 2 TP CHIP KIDD BOOK ONE TP CINEFEX #104 NOV 2005 CLASSIC DAN DARE VOL 7 PRISONERS OF SPACE HC COYOTE VOL 2 TP CRISIS ON MULTIPLE EARTHS THETEAM UPS VOL 1 TP DAMPYR #8 SKELETON CLOSET DAYDREAMS & NIGHTMARES SC FORTEAN TIMES #204 FREAKSHOW VOL 1 TP G FAN #74 GANZFELD 4 ART HISTORY TP HELLSING IMPURE SOULS ANIME MANGA TP HOUSEWIVES AT PLAY SUGAR & SPICE TP IMAGE FIRST TP JUXTAPOZ JAN 2006 VOL 14 #1 KING KONG OFFICIAL MOVIE MAGAZINE KODT BUNDLE OF TROUBLE VOL 13TP LIGHT BRIGADE TP LITTLE NEMO IN SLUMBERLAND HC1905-1910 MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR VOL 1 FAMILY HEROES DIGEST MOME VOL 2 GN NEW X-MEN ACADEMY X VOL 3 X-POSED TP OWLY VOL 3 FLYING LESSONS TP PLASTIC MAN VOL 2 RUBBER BANDITS TP POOR SAILOR GN PREVIEWS VOL XVI #1 REIKO THE ZOMBIE SHOP VOL 1 TP SIN CITY RECUT & EXTENDED 2-DISC DVD SPAWN COLLECTION VOL 1 TP SPAWN MANGA VOL 1 TP SWAMP THING SPONTANEOUS GENERATION TP TED MCKEEVERS EDDY CURRENT VOL 1 TP TED MCKEEVERS EDDY CURRENT VOL 2 TP TED MCKEEVERS EDDY CURRENT VOL 3 TP TOM STRONG BOOK FOUR TP ULTIMATE GALACTUS BOOK 2 SECRET TP WIMBLEDON GREEN GREATEST COMIC BOOK COLLECTOR I/T WORLD HC WIZARD COMICS MAGAZINE SUPERMAN MOVIE CVR #172 WRITE NOW #11 YEARS BEST GRAPHIC NOVELS COMICS AND MANGA TP

See? LOTS of stuff.

The ASSHAT OF THE WEEK... well, we don't have any ONE stupidly-late shipping comic this week, best we can do is a 3-way tie for Supposed-to-be-August title: Abiding Perdition #1, Star Wars Republic #80, and Freakshow v1 TP, but I have to single out Markosia's ABIDING PERDITION because not only are they shipping that first issue very late, and not only do they only offer a truly pathetic 35% discount on thier work (I didn't notice when I ordered them... otherwise, I wouldn't have ordered it -- the BEST you can do at 35% off is break even, and even that's a trick), but they're ALSO shipping #2 of ABIDING PERDITION this week. Yep, two issues in the same week, both very late. *sigh* Asshats!

Anyway, what looks good to you in that VERY VERY LONG list of titles?

-B

Meaning To Do This For the Longest Time...

Since Graeme and/or Brian haven't posted yet, thought I'd take a second and point out that I updated the links. This is something we really should do more often, but don't because I always feel like it's something Brian should do, and I have no doubt Brian feels it's something I should do. Anyway, I finally added Paul O'Brien's The X-Axis which is absurdly overdue: there are weeks where reading Paul's reviews is the incentive I use to finish my own.

I started reading Christopher Butcher's Comics.212.net only recently to fill the hole left by Graeme's Fanboy Rampage and am hooked. There's just tons and tons of great information on the site, and his list of recommended manga hit me at just the right time.

Finally, Jog's comics blog is another one that's been linked everywhere and I only got around to checking out recently. But, my god, that Golgo 13 essay! Exhaustive in nearly all senses of the word, it took my love for the ellipsis-muttering assassin and helped raise it to a new level.

And now I can just click on them from our sidebar. It's a beautiful thing.

Good Morning Sunshine: Jeff's Reviews of 12/14/05...

It was kinda awesome to check in on the blog this last week. Not too long ago, I was fretting about posting all the time, and whether or not Hibbs was gonna post, and how many days we could go without just dropping off viewers' websurfing patterns--and this last week I was able to read five different entries, without one of 'em having to be me. Plus one of the people posting is Graeme so it's also one of my favorite people to read on the Web. Life is good. Because despite Hibbs calling me out on some books, I was just too busy at my regular gig and with the CE newsletter to cover anything. However since it's now the day after the company Christmas party, and all is currently quiet:

ACTION COMICS #834: If you think outside the box on this issue, it's interesting: here's a story about Kryptonian fairy tales drawn by John Byrne, the guy who scrapped all that Kryptonian folklore back when he rebooted Superman. Byrne probably didn't give it a second thought but there's something kinda Requiem for a Heavyweight-ish about it to me. Additionally, this reminds me of nothing so much as an Elliot S! Magin/Curt Swan issue of Action before Byrne knocked it off--a good, competent Superman story where Superman has to use his wits as much as his strength. Good stuff--I'm still shocked DC Editorial is kicking this team to the curb....

BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #198: There's something kinda hinky about this issue and I just can't work out what it is--probably because Chris Weston's art overrides almost any objections. That sniping sequence was pretty goddamn neat, I thought, and just on the grounds of awesome art for a decent price, I'm giving this a Good. If I can work out what's bugging me, I'll let you know.

BOOKS OF DOOM #2: Wow, I really disagree with this. It's competently done, easy on the eyes and Brubaker clearly put a lot of thought into each turn but I really, really disagree with it. Removing that crucial turn, where Reed points out the error in Doom's calculations and Doom blows him off, just discards one of the more (or most) archetypal components of the character. Some future issue may well have a compensatory action but for now it reminds of that Stoppard's quote about the unicorn and the thinning of reality: "'Look, look,' recites the crowd. 'A horse with an arrow in its forehead! It must have been mistaken for a deer.'" Eh.

CABLE DEADPOOL #23: Until Whedon/Cassaday's Astonishing returns, this is my favorite x-book on the stands although I'm hard-pressed to justify why: as far as I can tell, Nicieza will take any Marvel character, no matter how absurd or how convoluted the history, take a quick cheap shot or two, and then proceed to treat that character with some degree of dignity. In other words, Nicieza more or less the way I remember Marvel comics reading, and I enjoy that. The art's a little weak--the telepathic battle between Cable and Commcast on the borders of the information bleed sounds like something straight out of delirious late era Kirby but looks like late era Jim Valentino--but there's enough there to give you the gist of things. So, despite my better instincts, I'm giving this Good although it's really more of an Okay experience, probably.

DMZ #2: Writing about this is kinda giving me the flopsweats, because I'm not sure I can ever remember reading something where the premise is so perfectly aligned with the creator--I really think this is the story Brian Wood's interests have been moving him toward for a long, long time--and still feel like something's not clicking. I'd think this book's theme is how a government must dehumanize the people it makes war against, and how the media is complicit in that, and ties that to the similar approach the government and the media take to true urban culture, but if so, those ideas aren't dramatized competently. There's one great scene that nails it, when Roth makes a comment that the media's been telling him (and the rest of the country) that Manhattanites are eating rats, when in fact they've been dining on vegetarian fare in beautiful rooftop eateries, but the rest of the time it's very clumsily dramatized--no more so than with young snipers in love, one merrily popping off lethal ammunition at another to get their attention, and with Roth's awakening to the humanity around him, which is terrifyingly banal: "Yeah, I thought these people would be monsters but they're hip and cool so they must be human!" (I'm paraphrasing, but it's kinda close to that.)

It's a tough subject to do justice to, and I sincerely hope Wood gets more adept as the series goes along, or some blinder falls from my eyes, or something. It's a really great premise, and there's the potential to do great things with it, but this issue leaves me wary as to how that premise will be fulfilled. Eh.

GHOST RIDER #4: Considering that this issue features someone riding a motorcycle and remorselessly destroying terrified thugs--and considering that person is not The Ghost Rider--I feel pretty safe in saying this mini's run into the ditch and won't be crossing the finish line. Really a drag. Awful.

GLX-MAS SPECIAL: It's really weird seeing Paul Grist in a Marvel comic, isn't it? I thought this was dark but enjoyable. I found it easier to enjoy than Slott's recent GLA recent mini because there Slott only shone light at the end, and here he frontloads it, allowing me to enjoy the free range of the whimsy (culminating in a squirrel fight where one of the participants is the embodiment of death). Funny stuff (although the more fannish your tastes, the funnier you'll find it) and Good.

GREEN ARROW #57: Everything you wanted to know about DC Editorial, Part 1: The cover says "The Shocking Conclusion!" (punning on Black Lightning's appearance, I guess.) The last page ends with a cliffhanger. Nice. If you cannot pay any attention to your own books--which you are paid to do--then why should I? Not really a bad issue or anything, but that stuff only adds to the feeling that this is being cranked out by the yard by people who can competently do it in their sleep. Eh.

LOCAL #2: You know when Rich Buckler was drawing Fantastic Four and Joe Sinnott was inking it, and it almost felt like you were really actually reading an FF book by Kirby even though you weren't? I liked those. Admittedly, I was seven or eight, but I liked them. Similarly, this issue felt like I was really actually reading a Paul Pope comic book even though I wasn't. And I don't mind, really. I want there to be more Paul Pope comics out there for me to read, and this was close enough to do the trick. As you can imagine, there are caveats that come with a recommendation like that, but I'll leave them to you to work them out. Good.

MARVEL KNIGHTS SPIDER-MAN #21: Thank God the previous part's "Death of Superman" riffs didn't carry over--I thought we'd be stuck with at least one more issue of them--and now we're back to JMS's "Anatomy Lesson" riffs. Back when Straczysnksi started on this book, I put up with the Spider-elemental thing because I thought his dialogue was funny, the characterizations were decent, and the John Romita Jr. art was lovely. Now all that's left is the Spider-elemental thing and it's deeply frustrating. Hibbs seems to think the previous part was competently done; I think he was just relieved Count Chocula didn't eat anyone else's eye in an "all ages" book. If the best you can do is to completely (but competently) misunderstand what makes the character work, I can't give you more than Awful.

SECRET WAR BOOK FIVE: I've sooooo not been following this book since the second issue or so, but to gather all those heroes on a big ultra-covert mission (that Bendis keeps explaining over and over again, I guess to remind us how cool it sounds) and then have Angelina Jolie from Hackers deliver the coup de grace shows a nearly criminal lack of conviction. And it was either painted or reproduced way too dark so it was kinda impossible to see what was happening to whom during the big action sequences. A real waste of time, money and patience, I thought. Awful.

TEEN TITANS #30: Between this, GLX, the GLA trade, and Punisher Silent Night, it was a good week for bleak humor. It was great seeing Captain Carrot again, and it looks like Johns is at least toying with using that goofy old team to comment on the current dark trend in comics, but then again maybe not, because the rest of this is all blood-sucking, and evil-soul-returning and an case of Oedipal longing turned up to 11. I really have no idea where this is going, and that's kind of interesting: there could be a really spectacular car crash in store here, or Johns might really pull something clever out of left field. Either way, I'm along for the ride. Good.

X-FACTOR #1: I think I liked this even more than the previous Madrox miniseries, which is a pleasant surprise. I can chalk that up to David's facility with throwing a lot of stuff into action at once while still building on the interesting stuff from the previous mini, and Ryan Sook's art which gives all the characters a nice, believable range of emotion and body language. I'm sure Hibbs had the twist figured out three letters into the first caption, but I didn't and I thought it was great. Very Good, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of this.

ZOMBIE TALES DEATH VALLEY #1: At first, I thought Rhoald Marcellus's art was a little too cute for a zombie book, but this all came together nicely: by being more Night of the Comet than Dawn of the Dead, this book still managed to hit most of the zombie movie highlights without feeling like a cliched retread. I've never quite adjusted to the post-IDW indie market, so this still seems a litle pricey to me but I'll give it between an Okay and a Good depending on where your disposable income's at. I liked it.

PICK OF THE WEEK: X-Factor #1, as it turns out.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Not entirely fair since I didn't read all five damn dull issues, but I thought Secret War Book Five squandered the most talent, resources and good will of anything this week.

TRADE PICK: as per Laurenn's recommendation, I sat down with Jim Mahfood's Further Adventures of One-Page Filler Man but things got busy and I never cracked the cover. So I guess it's going to The Best of The Spirit which, to be fair, I haven't cracked the cover of either, but it passed the quick scan of the contents (The Killer? Check. Gerhard Shnobble? Check. Ten Minutes? Check.) and barring some printing nightmare, should be a great read or gift. The market needs more introductory books for the medium's masters, I think, and maybe there's finally room enough in the marketplace to have both their complete works and a greatest hits package. So I hope this sells a ton.

The future is now, apparently.

What is a comic? That's the question on everyone's lips, if lips were fingers on a keyboard and everyone was defined by Joe Quesada, Rich Johnston and Kieron Gillen! It all started, dear reader, last Friday when Joseph Quesada reconsidered webcomics at Newsarama: "For the longest time I’ve been an advocate that fans will always want the tangible book in their hands, and I came to that feeling because of what I saw as the reading habits of most folks on the net. But recently I’ve been a convert, I’m watching a very young generation of kids who are born into today’s computers and I realized that my take on this was completely selfish and was coming from a point of all that I knew and not what was really happening out there... there is a time coming, when for some kids the very first time they read a comic they’ll be reading it on their computer or their phone or PDA. That’s what comics will be to them and that number of kids will grow rapidly. Fans ask how we can bring the price of comics down; this is how it may happen. No print cost, minimal distribution and no shipping."

Wait... no print cost? No shipping? This "internet publishing" sounds like something that a smaller company, say one that prints critically-acclaimed but low-selling books, might consider as a way to save money while keeping certain books under contract. But who would do that? The answer, according to Rich Johnston, is Adam Fortier, at Speakeasy:

"The pattern goes as follows, according to Fortier. A book's first issue sells okay, makes money, the second breaks even, the third and fourth lose money. So rather than cancel the book outright, just cancel it in print and put the last two issues online for free. With no printing or handling fee for the creator from Speakeasy. Those readers following the book get a great deal, are guaranteed to be able to finish the series with no comics left hanging, and a completed mini series can then be represented for foreign of mass media rights - which might then lead to the book becoming financially viable again, finishing the series in print or as a graphic novel... And this model has other opportunities. Promoting comics. Completing series from other publishers, by putting already published issues online. This way they can continue the series and allow new readers to get on board. And also create a business model to pay to download comics that have been printed, if a reader has no local comic shop."

According to Rich, this is Fortier "living up to his Smartest Man In Comics TM tag", and he's doing it because "Adam Fortier doesn't want to saddle creators with debt or force them to cancel a book in mid-run if orders are too low." So, instead, he's going to cancel a book in mid-run if orders are too low, but use cutting edge PDF technology to keep the books alive online! And you can even use it to promote books through PDFs, you say? Why has no-one ever thought of this before?!? Truly, he is the Smartest Man In Comics.

Okay, now I'm just being a dick. Rich has a book at Speakeasy, in case you're wondering why he's pushing this as such a good thing. Me, I think it's interesting, but more as Carla Speed McNeil's policy being adopted as a company-wide thing than anything else. I think dressing it up as trying to save the creators money is a sleight-of-hand thing, as Speakeasy could adopt Image's print policy and save creators money that way, if that was the main focus; clearly it's more about the company's bottom line than anything else. I wonder how many of Speakeasy's books will make it past the 1750 initial order cut-off mark, and what the plus is for Speakeasy to publish the PDFs, as opposed to the creators doing it themselves. Presumably, Speakeasy's contract terms - whatever they may be - will stay in effect if they "publish", so that's the plus for them if there are media rights or whatever... But what are the creators getting out of it?

Speakeasy creators are starting to talk about it. Matt Maxwell, of the upcoming Strangeways:

"Now if I were a retailer, and I knew about this, I'd be far less interested in taking any kind of risk on a couple issues of a Speakeasy book if I knew that my preorders were going to possibly evaporate. But that's me. If I were a buyer and knew about this (which would assume I had to know who Speakeasy was as a publisher--and there are plenty who don't), then I'd probably be wary of picking up that issue #1. Why should I buy what I could get for free later on (on the assumption that if you publish issue #3 and #4 of a comic on the internet, you'd make #1 and #2 available in that medium as well.)"

Interesting to see how this pans out...

Anyway, back to defining comics. Kieron Gillen makes my head hurt:

"Cattle class on a British Airways flight to Seattle. I’m off to see a developer. I’m sitting next to Mathilde Remy, the legendary insane French-Woman of Joystick Magazine and probably the most important games journalist alive... She argues that Understanding Comics is - in fact - not a comic. It uses the tools of the form, but is in fact something else entirely. Comics exist to provoke emotion - they are a narrative form... She is stating the word 'comic' should /not/ be expanded to include anything that shares its tools. Comic is a specific use of these tools, rather than a description of the tools itself. Therefore, I expand, Comics is a subset of a greater over-arcing technique of Sequential Art - images placed in juxtaposition to one another to express meaning."

As you may expect, The Engine is all over this one.

Meanwhile, have we all agreed that Manga is comics? That's good. Manga is also, in certain cases, being shrinkwrapped to avoid more scenes like this in the future. Chris Butcher weighs in with some comments on this that are worth reading. Obviously, the solution is clear: If this manga was never a book, but instead downloadable onto the poor child's handheld electronic device of choice, chances are the parents would never have seen the offending images. Everything must be digitized. Now.

Brian's reviews, and list of shipping books, are below. Go read 'em.

Wealth and fame, he's ignored -- Action is his reward!

Ben likes him some super-heroes. I've told you all about his absolute Superman fixation, but he's started branching out recently. Now he's also into Spider-Man.... or at least the theme song. After about the 10th time of singing it for him, with him singing along on the "'pider-man, 'pider-man!" parts, I got sick of it and decided to try and find it on the WWW.

Then I found this version, sung by a "Michael Buble", apparently released with the second Spidey movie -- kinda big band swingy version, as sung by an absolute Lounge Lizard -- it never made the final movie, I think? Dunno, I didn't sit through the end credits. Ben can watch this 6-8 times in a row, easy.

I get a big laugh out of it, especially because of the over-the-top stylings in the second half, and maybe you will too.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2644156

-B

What's shipping to CE on 11/14

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ASSHAT OF THE WEEK: is Dark Horse's SAMURAI HEAVEN & EARTH #5, which was originally due to arrive in April. Eight months late, sheesh! That never woulda happened at CrossGen....

What looks good to you this week?

-B

Friendly Neighborhood Reviews of 12/7 comics

In friendly neighborhood alphabetical order, here's a sliver of what I thought about this week's comics: BATMAN AND THE MONSTER MEN #2: I'll happily be Matt Wagner's bitch, just so you know. I love his clarity of storytelling, and he does "classic" Batman oh so well. Makes you sorta wonder why work of this quality doesn't run in BATMAN itself, and instead we have to have spin-off mini-series. I think putting this kind of "timeless" Batman work out in front of the general population would be the smartest course of all. Wonderfully terrific stuff, and a super easy VERY GOOD.

DEADPAN #1: Sometimes dream comics work, and sometimes they don't. Sadly, this is the latter case -- rather than illuminating essential human truths, David Heatley instead seems like a person I wouldn't want to spend any real amount of time with. Nor with his comic, which at $5 seems nearly half over-priced, and not using color to any specific effect or impact. That's my way of saying that I don't think the work would be, in anyway, diminished by being in B&W. Probably look nicer, actually. I'm going to go with AWFUL, but that grade is two steps harsher than this would have been at $2.95...

DETECTIVE COMICS #814: Lapham's "City of Crime" ends (finally), and while this overwrought vision worked well for me here (and on the first issue, as I recall) it also made me think that a huge chunk of the middle 10 issues were overkill. Not many people stuck around to the end (We lost something like 1/3 of the readers from part 1 to part 12), but I thought it was a GOOD ending, if on the lower side of the rating.

DOWN #2: I thought this issue worked a lot better than #1, though I wonder why the fuck Top Cow thought it was the right thing to do to release this 2 weeks after #1? We've waited... well, when was this title first announced? 2001? It was a good long while anyway... so, give us a chance to sell through at retail, yes? Especially when Warren has Too Many Comics on the shelf at once, like right now. That's why I hate being a comic retailer, some days -- trying to predict the sales patterns through the flood of recent work (FELL, JACK CROSS, DESOLATION JONES, the ULTIMATE stuff, etc.) can be like reading tea leaves? Why do I still have more than 40% of my copies of DOWN sitting on the rack, when all of the OTHER books have sold just about what I expected they would? We sold more copies of JACK CROSS than we did of DOWN #1, and DOWN is a better looking and reading book... Ah well. What was I saying? Oh, yeah, my gut tells me that absolutely everything our protagonist was told this issue was pure horse shit, but then I think "huh, already at halfway point, that would be a lot of exposition to reverse in just 2 issues". Well, I still have a feeling those were GOOD cops she murdered. Anyway, liked the issue, call it the low side of GOOD.

FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #3: This comic book has a "rating" of "A", probably as you would want from a comic titled "Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man". That Rating, according to the December MARVEL PREVIEWS, means the comic is "Appropriate for Ages 9 and up." Mm. Pulped faces, murder, death, yes, that's what I want to give a 9 year old!

This isn't what I want from a Spider-Man comic, to be honest. I don't want to read a comic that should be titled "Grim Worldly Spider-Man", where the hero kills, or loses an eye, or dies, or becomes some sort of Spider Avatar or something. I really really don't. I like a happy-go-lucky Spidey, one whose internal monologue is all doom, sure: "nobody loves me/I need money/whatever whine?" that kind of thing... but not one who is like what HAS to come out of this.

Despite hating every single development in this issue, I have to say that it is executed well - it moves crisply, is genuinely suspenseful, and was very pretty. I just hated all of its ideas. AWFUL.

GOTHAM CENTRAL #38: Best fucking issue in months, and, despite the "Spectre" on the cover, the thing I liked best about it was that it proceeded purely on its own internal character interactions -- no supervillians, or DCU intrusions, or Batman at all, and hit a homer all the way back to the fences without them. Despite the fact that I guess it WILL resolve with the DCU, in the end (That whole Spectre thing), there's not even the barest sense of it in here now, and that makes me like this issue more. All around an EXCELLENT. (Hopefully Jeff will post in his reviews what he thought the twist was going to be, because his idea was pretty clever.)

HARD TIME SEASON TWO #1: I thought it suffered from not having enough forward momentum, and way way too much recap. I liked the first series just fine, and would like to see this find an audience, but this wasn't an auspicious start, with there not being enough event to make me automatically come running back for #2. A very low OK, I'm sorry to say.

IMAGE COMICS HOLIDAY SP 2005: Half killer stuff (most of the Savage Dragon, and -spinoff stuff; and I also liked the Scenes from a Bar stuff, even if it didn't go anywhere) and half absolute dull phone-it-in stuff, just like pretty much any other holiday-themed anthology in the history of holiday-themed anthologies. Problem is, this one is $10. No, that's proportionate price, for the content involved, but, yikes man, $10!! Overall, I'll go with an OK, I guess, because none of the good work was good enough to overcome that $10 price tag for me.

JSA #80: This was the issue that made me realize I don't need to read the JSA any longer. It's not the issue itself either, necessarily -- lots of blah blah and fight fight, and it was all handled competently enough -- but it might be those covers. I mean, it will be cool once the whole set is done, and you can see a whole Alex Ross portrait of the JSA like that, but month after month after month and it is basically the same thing in different colors, and you just grow tired of it, y'know? OK

LOOKING GLASS WARS HATTER M #1: I was really worried about this when I read the description, 'cuz anything involving characters from Alice in Wonderland runs the extreme risk of being stupid. ESPECIALLY "Alice in the real world!" But, happily, Ben Templesmith's art helps it over the stupid-hurdle, and I found myself won over by the situation well enough. Gonna go with a low GOOD.

MARVEL ZOMBIES #1: I was wondering how the hell you could get 5 issues of that out, and I see you do it by kinda cheating, and having the characters just be their normal chatty selves. It is a really weird effect when reading the issue, though I was at least "bemused" pretty much all of the way through. I'm still not sure this is even slightly sustainable past 2-3 issues, but I liked the first one well enough. A very high OK.

NAT TURNER #2: What Graeme said, below -- this is terrific, emotionally investing material. On the other than, I got to knock down the grade a notch for that wretched and nearly unreadable font chose for the bio material. Even if it is "historically accurate", it is still really hard to read cursive, and I wish the shit would be banned in comic books. IN spite, that takes us down to VERY GOOD.

PENNY ARCADE 1X 25 CENTS: Now, see, the idea of promotional pricing is to get people to buy further product, and pay full price for that. The best way of doing this is putting your super a-game, solidly introducing your characters, situation, and providing (in the case of a humor strip) some serious belly laughs. What you don't want to do is pick what looks to be a purely random collection of strips, with absolutely no context or continuity whatsoever, none of which are funny because you, the new reader, has no idea whatsoever you're looking at. Up until now, I didn't think it was possible to waste a mere 25 cents on a comic. Now I do. CRAP.

ROCK N ROLL ONE SHOT: Lovely lovely lovely. Not much of a "read", but still very very nice to look at and flip through. On art alone, lets say GOOD.

SEVEN SOLDIERS MISTER MIRACLE #2: Understand first, that I never really liked the New Gods to begin with. So, that colors everything. I also think that Mr. Miracle is pretty much the least interesting of the NG, and the least sustainable -- when your one and only trick is "to escape", well, that can be a potent enough metaphor, but it's pretty ass for an ongoing character -- or to put it another way: once you've opened with an escape from a black hole, where is there to go from there? Again, I hope Jeff posts his bits this week, because he had some really terrific MM/NG theories and I would ruin them if I tried to paraphrase.

I also really don't think that tying something classic specifically to an individual cultural moment or event is the way to "reinvent" something -- and I think that 20 years from now that "Hip Hop New Godz" will seem about as quaint as, y'know, the Disco Dazzler. Jeff tried to tell me I'm wrong because of WEST SIDE STORY, but, with a weekend past to reflect on it, I think it was the addition of music that made that retelling of ROMEO & JULIET "timeless" rather than the tying of R&G to 1950s gang culture (sorta)

So, that long way of saying "I am predisposed to dislike this work" shouldn't leave much of a surprise that, huh, I disliked this work? Really, truly, and deeply. Even as I thought SHINING KNIGHT was a failure, I thought this was both a failure, and a really boring and unfocused comic book on top of that. The first real failure of "Seven Soldiers", I say: AWFUL.

SPIDER-MAN BLACK CAT EVIL THAT MEN DO #4: Totally lost for the first half as I was trying to remember what the hell happened 2-3 years ago when the first three issues were released. Both Spidey and DD's conversation seemed pretty horrifically out of character for each. The art also seemed rushed or something, too. Not worth half of the wait, hate to say it. EH.

SUPREME POWER NIGHTHAWK #4: A better Batman/Joker take than I've read in some time from DC, so there's that. Moving a bit slow, I guess, but still liking it enough (yay! Steve Dillon!) for a GOOD.

ULTIMATES 2 #9: Kind of astounding that Marvel would publish this, the centerpiece of their Ultimate line, and one of the most anti-American comics I've ever read in my life. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but let's all hope Fox news doesn't catch wind of this. Having said that, very very well executed book, and highly readable stuff -- a solid VERY GOOD from me.

WHAT IF CAPTAIN AMERICA: Ew, stinky. AWFUL. Somehow made even stinkier as being the first of 6, this month, new WHAT IF comics, rather than issue #6 of an ongoing monthly.

X-MEN UNLIMITED #12: The lead story by Stuart Moore and C.P. Smith was really terrific, if essentially a throw away. Still, best 12 pages of Wolverine I've read this year. The Puck story was pretty clumsy though, and felt more like the author running through his own issues than anything that came from the characters. VERY GOOD for the former story, EH for the latter, which probably averages out to a high OK. Still, the lead story might be worth the cover price alone.

PICK OF THE WEEK: I'll go with GOTHAM CENTRAL #38, though I suspect I'll be iffy on the ending of this arc. NAT TURNER #2 would have taken the spot if it wasn't for that damn lettering...

PICK OF THE WEAK: FNSM #3 was really really bad, but I think that PENNY ARCADE 1X 25 CENTS was the biggest waste of time and money this week. Rather than filling me with promotional love for the book, I have an active derision, bordering on actual loathing. Yow.

BOOK / TP OF THE WEEK: The easy, and possibly correct, choice of the week is the DEMO TP, and I remember solidly liking at least 8 of the 12 stories. But I do think that I should also heap some praise on CHARLES BURNS LIBRARY VOL 1 EL BORBAH SC, hooray, back in print at a reasonable price!

That's (some of) what I thought: how about you?

-B

It's All Frank Miller's Fault: Reviews of December 7th books

I still haven’t read any holiday books, I shamefully admit. I almost did, but then I got an attack of the Grinches and figured that I should wait until closer to December 25th before I start reading about Robin and Starfire kissing under the mistletoe (Not that that’s stopped me from watching White Christmas and Holiday Inn this weekend, on a Bing Crosby-athon). Luckily, I managed to stay topical and read the first book below on the little-celebrated holiday Frank Miller Loves Patterned Underwear and Making Fanboys Horny Day. ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN THE BOY WONDER SPECIAL EDITION #1: God, that’s a long title for what’s just a reprint of the first issue of the late-running and internet-breaking-in-half Ultimate Batman book without the inks and with Frank Miller’s script. It’s the script that makes this picking up, to be honest – Jim Lee’s pencils are a thing of wonder, true, and more impressive without Scott Williams’s overly slick inking and Alex Sinclair’s coloring, but Miller’s script is worth the entire cost of the book purely for his panel descriptions of the Vicki Vale in underwear pages. “Make them drool, Jim,” he writes, and you know that Frank knows just who his target audience is and how cynically he’s out to get them. For ghoulish peeking at the man behind the curtain value, the script pages make this Very Good. If I’m being more realistic, though, it’s a pointless cash-in on a pretty overhyped book, and really just Eh.

If they do an All Star Superman one, I’m still going to buy it, though.

BEAR #10: Am I the only person who thinks this is what you’d get if Warren Ellis had to write some random kid’s book? For those of us who remember Deadline, this is the kind of strange, funny, wrong thing that used to appear in there. Good, if given to Milk and Cheese syndrome (as in, you only really need to read one issue ever in your life because the central joke is always going to be the same).

GOTHAM CENTRAL #38: The third DC title that Greg Rucka is going to be responsible for the death of (Adventures of Superman and Wonder Woman being the other two) starts the slow slide into non-existance with a stronger issue than it’s seen for awhile, just to remind me of what how good the book was for the first year or two. Ignoring the unsubtle Spectre logo on the cover – Yeah, yeah, you’re dealing with the Jim Corrigan storyline, we get it – Rucka finally gets back to characters leading the plot, instead of the other way around, trying to bring some sense of closure to the long storyarc he’s been writing for Montoya for… well, years, now. Relatively new art team Kano and Stephano Gaudiano reach back to bring the same spacious visuals that Michael Lark gave the book back when it started, as well, almost making me forget how pointless the series has felt for the last few months. A late return to Good form, then.

HARD TIME: SEASON TWO #1: I hadn’t read the first series – sorry, season - of this series, but had heard enough good things about it to make me curious enough to pick up this first issue of the relaunch, figuring that there’d be some kind of “This is what you missed” along the way. Little did I know that the whole issue would be flashbacked set-up, telling a story of tormented geek revenge gone wrong. Only thing is, I still don’t feel like I know what the series is all about. The main character – the tormented geek in question – has some kind of superpower of nature and origin that was never explained, and if there’s any theme beyond “prison is a microcosm of society, just like high school”, I’m not sure what it is. I don’t even know why a schoolkid is in jail with adults – Shouldn’t he be in “juvie” or something? Maybe the last series explained all of this, hell, maybe this issue explained it, but my eyes had already glossed over with the cliched plot and dialogue and missed it. Steve Gerber normally does better than this, so here’s hoping that this was just a bad start and things’ll get better next issue. Right now, though, it was kind of Crap.

MARVEL TEAM-UP #15: You know what made me pick this up? The fact that Arana and X-23, two of Marvel’s most-recent hype objects, are starring in a story-arc called called “League of Losers”, which makes me think that Robert Kirkman understands (Well, that and the fact that I was really surprised by how much I enjoyed the last issue). Anyway, it turns out that this is a story that you know the end to just by how it starts, purely because there’s no way that the Avengers, X-Men and Fantastic Four are going to still be dead by the time this all finishes because of that thing called “Marvel’s love of money, from both licensing and publishing.” Knowing that, the only thing that it could have going for it is the execution, which is… Okay. Kirkman’s script is functional with the occasional nice line – again, normally at the expense of Marvel’s big guns – and Paco Medina’s art has taken on a nice Ed McGuinness meets Terry Dodson quality since I last saw him on a Superman book years ago, but everything moves at a snail’s pace past the first few pages, and only three of the eight characters on the cover actually appear in the book. So, y’know, feh.

My favorite thing in the book ends up being the work of neither Mr. Robert Kirkman nor Mr. Paco Medina, however; instead, it is the creative genius of various Mr. Marvel Licensors, who have chosen to advertise their wares within the pages of this issue. Because, really, who could resist such items as Marvel Heroes Shoes – “Experience the evolution in shoes […] The only shoes in the US that light up and talk to you,” saying things like “Hulk smash!” and “It’s clobbering time!”, apparently – or the Hulk Valentine’s Day Candy, that says “I Could Really use a HUG!”? Some people might think make some kind of comment along the lines of “God, Marvel really will license out their characters to anyone these days, won’t they?” but me, I’m thinking that any world where the Hulk is used as a romantic analogy for a frustrated lover on February 14th is a world in which I want to live.

NAT TURNER #2: Someone should give Kyle Baker some kind of “Role Model for comic creators” award. At the same time that he’s making fun of everything that DC Comics stands for in a comic published by DC, he’s also self-publishing the family sit-com of The Bakers and this, his mostly silent biography of Nat Turner, all of which are illustrated in different art styles and aimed at different audiences. And to top it all off, all of them are pretty good. Turner is probably the best of the books, with more of a focus and less of a tendency to overwork a scene than either Plastic Man or The Bakers. On the last page of the book, Baker jokingly describes this series as “his greatest epic ever” and “the most important comic book of all time,” but his beautiful artwork and understated (but unafraid to be graphic when necessary) adaptation of Turner’s autobiography easily fulfills the first of those claims and your mileage may vary, but it may potentially have a claim to the second, as well. Depending on where you stand in your love for nonfiction comics and historical epics, your enjoyment of the book may vary, but I think it’s Excellent.

SEVEN SOLDIERS: MISTER MIRACLE #2: Well, we all knew that there’d be a dog in the Seven Soldiers bunch, but who would’ve expected it to be this one? I’ve always thought that Grant Morrison was today’s Jack Kirby, and his JLA Rock of Ages sure made it seem like he got that whole New Gods thing. But this just doesn’t work, for some reason. Maybe it’s because of the shifting art teams, from last issue’s wonderful Pascul Ferry to this issue’s slightly less wonderful Billy Dallas Patton (as well as the more promising Freddie Williams III), or maybe it’s the somewhat unnecessary recasting of the Fourth World characters in “urban” disguise. For every idea that works – Mother Box’s reinvention, the creepy psychiatrist who may or may not be DeSaad, Granny Goodness as Missy Elliot as pimp last issue – everything in the book still feels unfinished and unconvincing, not to mention entirely unconnected to the rest of the Seven Soldiers mythology. Kind of depressingly Eh, especially considering that Manhattan Guardian had such a strong Kirbyesque feeling to it.

PICK OF THE WEEK, dear holiday elves, is Nat Turner. PICK OF THE WEAK is Hard Time. TRADE OF THE WEEK is a killer this week, because there are three excellent trades deserving of your cash and/or credit card donations this week. Grant Morrison’s Vimanarama (which I may have spelled incorrectly, as I did it from memory and normally I just call the book The Philip Bond One) gets a collected edition for people to read and marvel at Philip Bond’s art and Grant’s Bollywood-influenced choreography and teen love melodrama, Showcase Presents Justice League of America Volume 1 appears as if the world needed a perfect Christmas present for superhero fans who find stories where Wonder Woman has to clean the JLA secret headquarters because she’s the girl in the group, but my heart belongs to Brian Wood and Becky Cloonan’s Demo. Demo was where Wood ditched the self-consciousness of things like Channel Zero and The Couriers and started writing about more personal (and for me, more interesting) things that don’t have names, all of it illustrated by Cloonan, bouncing stylistically from issue to issue but keeping all the good parts consistant. The collection is a nice object, somewhere between “digest” size and the size of the original issues, and the decision to collect the stories and only the stories – none of the background material or even the covers from the series – lets them flow into and play against each other in ways that the original presentation didn’t allow. Me, I think the whole thing gets more optimistic as it goes on, but then, I’m weird like that. But, yeah, it’s twelve short stories for less than twenty bucks, and highly recommended for both the superhero set and those who want stories about more than people in tights punching each other. “Result,” as someone would surely say.

Next week: Infinite Crisis misses its ship date, and throws the entire DC Universe into continuity confusion. Well, even more continuity confusion. Will Superman of Earth-2 complain about why the current DC Earth suffers from deadline problems in the next issue?

Why Are People Grudgeful?

Joe Quesada, why don't you try and sell me on this Moon Knight revamp that you're doing? "I obviously wasn’t here when Moon Knight came into inception, but I’ve always heard that he was created to sort of be Marvel’s Batman. Now while I can see the similarities with Moon Knight of the past, this incarnation is pretty hardcore. Yes, he has just as cool a cape and his hood is pretty sweet, but this Moon Knight is kind of the character you wish Batman can be in many ways. This Moon Knight would never just jail the Joker in order for him to go on another mass murder spree just to jail him again. If this Moon Knight were confronted with that kind of problem, he would dispose of the villain and in the most heinous way possible. Trust me there’s a scene in the first issue in which he deals with a villain in a way I’ve never seen before. Totally hardcore."

Oh. So he's a psychopathic Batman clone. Sorry, I mean "hardcore" Batman. Um. Great. That's exactly what the world needed. Still, I guess Joe has to be excited about something now that Stephen King has pushed the Dark Tower comic back 10 months and Bill Jemas has returned to comics publishing.

Meanwhile, the comics internet has found itself polarized by Larry Young's latest column, about comics criticism. As ever, there is fine discussion to be found at The Engine on this very subject, with Tom Spurgeon and Larry's conversation being worth a look in particular, while Johanna takes a different tack to responding, including a link to some interesting (which learned readers should realize is a euphemism for something less pleasant) persons with interesting (there I go again) perspectives on the whole affair.

Why must people be such "hata"s, I ask myself reading that last link, especially when they could be anticipating Scott McCloud's latest magnum opus instead. Or even arguing over whether Batman is guilty of the creation of the OMACs, and therefore the derailing of Wonder Woman and half of DC's line of books. Hell, they could even prepare for the horrifically named The ICv2 Graphic Novel Conference: Manga and Anime, Movie Superheroes and Anti-Heroes, and the New Literature that's happening in New York next February if they were really bored. But, no. It's all about taking other people off comp lists and wanting to fuck Warren Ellis.

You know what? I bet they're the kind of people who want a hardcore Batman. Bastards.

(Meanwhile, Brian and Jeff are reviewing below, so go and read them. Alternatively, join the Comic Book Legal Defence Fund and become part of the Second Annual CBLDF Fund Drive.)

Arriving 12/7

I'm sick with something -- no mucus or anything, but super-achy joints and head, and the big yucky queasy stomach. So, if I'm terse, that's why. Scroll down past this post to see three (!!) different review columns for this week, hurray!

AEON FLUX #3 (OF 4) AGE OF BRONZE #22 ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN #1 SPECIAL EDITION #1 ANGEL OLD FRIENDS #1 (OF 5) ARCHIE #562 ARCHIE DOUBLE DIGEST #166 BATMAN AND THE MONSTER MEN #2(OF 6) BATTLE HYMN #5 (OF 5) BEAR #10 BLOOD OF THE DEMON #10 BONE REST #6 BONEYARD #20 CASEFILES SAM & TWITCH #20 (RES) CAVEMAN ROBOT #1 CONAN & THE DEMONS OF KHITAI #3 (OF 4) DANGER GIRL BACK IN BLACK #2 (OF 4) DEADPAN #1 DETECTIVE COMICS #814 DILDO #10 DOWN #2 (OF 4) EMO BOY #4 FATHOM #5 FORGOTTEN REALMS DARK ELF EXILE SEELEY CVR A #2 (OF 3) FRESHMEN #4 (OF 6) FRESHMEN YEARBOOK ONE SHOT FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #3 FSC VOL 5 THWAR AND THUS GI JOE AMERICAS ELITE #6 GNOMES FAIRIES & SEX KITTENS GOTHAM CENTRAL #38 HARD TIME SEASON TWO #1 IMAGE COMICS HOLIDAY SP 2005 JLA CLASSIFIED COLD STEEL #1 (OF 2) JONAH HEX #2 JSA #80 JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED #16 LADY DEATH WICKED MARTIN CVR #1 LOOKING GLASS WARS HATTER M #1 (OF 4) LOONEY TUNES #133 LOVE & ROCKETS VOL 2 #15 MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #10 MARVEL TEAM-UP #15 MARVEL ZOMBIES #1 (OF 5) MAZE AGENCY #1 (OF 4) NAT TURNER #2 (OF 4) NECROMANCER #3 NEW EXCALIBUR #2 NEW WARRIORS #6 (OF 6) NIGHT MARY #4 (OF 5) NYC MECH BETA LOVE #4 OUTSIDERS #31 PENNY ARCADE 1X 25 CENTS POISON ELVES DOMINION #2 POWERS #15 PUNISHER #28 PURGATORI #2 ROBOTIKA #1 ROCK N ROLL ONE SHOT SAVAGE DRAGON GOD WAR #4 (Of 4) SEA OF RED #7 SENTINEL #2 (OF 5) SEVEN SOLDIERS MISTER MIRACLE #2 (OF 4) SHADOWPLAY #3 SOULFIRE DYING OF THE LIGHT #4 SPAWN #151 SPELLGAME #2 SPIDER-GIRL #93 SPIDER-MAN BLACK CAT EVIL THAT MEN DO #4 (OF 6) STRANGERS IN PARADISE #78 STREET FIGHTER II #1 ALVIN LEE CVR A SUPERMAN #224 SUPERMAN SECRET FILES 2005 SUPREME POWER NIGHTHAWK #4 (OF 6) SURROGATES #3 (OF 5) SWAMP THING #22 TAILS #1 (OF 3) TEAM ZERO #1 (OF 6) THOR BLOOD OATH #5 (OF 6) TOWN O CRAZIES VOL 3 #1 ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #87 ULTIMATES 2 #9 VAISTRON #2 WALKING DEAD SCRIPT BOOK #1 WHAT IF CAPTAIN AMERICA X-MEN COLOSSUS BLOODLINE #4 (OF 5) X-MEN UNLIMITED #12 Y THE LAST MAN #40

Books / Mags / Stuff ALTER EGO #55 BATGIRL KICKING ASSASSINS TP CHARLES BURNS LIBRARY VOL 1 EL BORBAH SC DEMO COLLECTION TP EASY WAY VOL 1 TP ESSENTIAL SPIDER-WOMAN VOL 1 TP FOLLOWING CEREBUS #6 GOLDEN AGE HAWKMAN ARCHIVES VOL 1 HC HEAVY METAL JANUARY 2006 ILLUSTRATION 05 MAGAZINE #2 KARNEY VOL 1 TP MAJESTIC WHILE YOU WERE OUT TP MARVEL TEAM-UP VOL 2 MASTER OF THE RING TP ROCKY THE BIG PAYBACK GN SHOWCASE PRESENTS JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA VOL 1 TP SIZZLE #28 SPIDER-MAN BREAKOUT TP SUPERMAN IN THE NAME OF GOG TP VIMANARAMA TP WHAT IF CLASSIC VOL 2 TP

ASSHAT OF THE WEEK is Robert Kirkman and IMage, again -- with SAVAGE DRAGON GOD WAR #4 (Of 4) This comic was due in October…of 2004! OVER a year late, wow!

I'm sick and grumpy, so what looks good to you?

-B

Hibbs' reveiws for 11/30

IMAGE COMICS HC: Well, that's a pretty....astonishing document, isn't it? From a production stand-point, this is a pretty terrible looking book -- the chapter pages with that dot pattern straight out of WHO'S WHO IN THE DC UNIVERSE (except with rainbow colors!), stories that bleed into the gutter (The SAVAGE DRAGON story was hardest to read because of that), text pieces that are laid out so your eye doesn't track them properly, numerous typos of all kinds and stripes (Mistaking "loose" for "lose" is one of my biggest pet peeves of all), etc. and so on. Content-wise, it's weirder than weird, too -- a SAVAGE DRAGON story that makes the character a repulsive beast; a CYBERFORCE story continued into JLA/CYBERFORCE, a comic that came out, what? 18 months ago?; a SPAWN story that was the very definition of "phoned in" (besides the utter lack of anything to say that hasn't been said 27,894,356 times before, you really have to wonder how Toddy thought he could get away with a number of spot-illos, rather than doing panel-by-panel continuity -- THAT took him 4 years to draw?!?), and a perfectly adequate SHADOWHAWK story, again, predating the current comic.

There are text pieces that feel schizophrenic -- moving from celebrations of creator ownership, to Todd's listing of the Work-For-hire people he has doing spawn, and back again as though it is all the same; or that "Image timeline" that reads more like it is actually about MARVEL than Image. Or what about the back cover text that made me feel like the other Image founders are dead or something ("Well, they're dead to us, man!!!")

It is really hard to think of this as anything other than AWFUL, except that, in many ways, it is a perfectly perfect presentation of the schizophrenia of Image, which might, thus, make it a GOOD as a document.

ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #646: Loved the art, really really loved the coloring, and liked much of the beat-by-beat content (Except for the Lois bits, which don't parse very well), but WTF on the Ruin reveal? That's nearly as clumsy as "It's Vice President Pete Ross!", which was very clumsy indeed. Despite that, a very solid and high OK

AMAZING FANTASY #15: I don't think this "Spider-Man" character is going to catch on, I mean, who likes spid.... er, wait, wrong AMFAN #15! Actually, this one was an earnest and well-meant little package, but I don't see any of these c-listers sticking around at all. None of the stories felt like an entire thought, either -- I had the sense that this was written by everyone involved between subway stops as they waited to get home that night. I chuckled once or twice, and kinda grinned once, but, overall, I'll go with EH for the whole package.

BATMAN #647: Largely prolonging the story without adding anything new to it, I still thought this was a pretty solid single issue, looking at it alone and by itself. a low GOOD, I think.

DOOM PATROL #18: Let's start a poll to see how long it takes before someone retcons this away as a Crisis-related alternate earth, or a bad dream sequence or something. I say.... 72 hours! EH.

EXILES #73: the celebration of the New Universe continues, and I found myself suprised and nodding that, huh, I actually have a certain amount of vestigal affection for those guys. I also really liked the use of Proteus, and was pleased that they (at least for now) had the stones to do what they did with Calvin. This isn't art -- it is superhero silliness, but I am shockingly entertained by this book, and feel OK about giving this a (low) VERY GOOD, as long as you understand all that they're referencing.

FELL #3: No real problem loving this issue to pieces; we're three-for-three now, and I think it was EXCELLENT.

GENERATION M #1: A somehwat interesting lead, a nice "human angle" on the HOUSE OF M stuff, well written, decently drawn -- well, it may be ultimately superfluous, but I liked this issue enough to go with a low GOOD.

INCREDIBLE HULK #89: Our HULK sales have dropped into the basement lately -- I think a lot of people had a lot of hopes for the Second Coming of PAD, and when that... didn't exactly work out....decided, en masse, that they could finally walk away from the character. Sadly, not much here is going to change anyone's POV, I don't think -- Nick Fury seems wildly out of character (Kill the Ruskies! KILL!!!), and the premise of asking Banner to get the Hulk to do something makes it seem like that nobody up there has read a Hulk comic in the last 3 decades. On the low side of AWFUL, but AWFUL nonetheless.

JLA CLASSIFIED #14: Colorists should read the captions on the pages they're coloring, yes. This is pretty by-the-numbers JLA-fluff, sorry to say, and I got real bored of it about halfway through. EH.

LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES #12: Graeme's review (below) is just about perfect -- this absolutely should have resolved this issue. ALso, am I the only person who doesn't see Supergirl (be it the new one, or some sort of a Power Girl-becomes one scenerio) as fitting in in this team or world at all? I'll go with an OK for this issue, but expected much more....

MARVEL HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2005: The Ultron story was charming and funny (but was about 1/4 too long -- would have been much funnier and poignant if it was chopped down), while the other two were pretty instantly forgettable. Still, who expects anything from a holiday-theme package of superhero comics? So.... OK

NEW AVENGERS #13: I thought Echo was deaf? So, how is she reading everyone's lips through that big ponderous mask, while thier heads are turned? How can she understand ANYthing Iron Man has to say? His lips never move! I also thought she was mute, too... or at least, y'know, deaf-speech, but that might just be a false reading on my part. If you put all of that aside, I suppose this was OK... but I can't put that aside at all -- IRON MAN HAS NO LIPS TO READ, man! AWFUL.

PLASTIC MAN #19: This gets a "GOOD" just for the "Shirtless Fighting!" stuff, but here's a comic aimed at an audience not reading regular DCU books, referring incessantly to DCU books. No wonder it can't find either audience. Still, that "Shirtless Fighting!" stuff was just fucking grand.

TAROT WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE #35: Worth it just for the pictures of the Darth Vader/Slave Leia wedding pictures at the back. Honestly. How fucked up can the Direct Market really be when stuff like this has found 35 issues worth of an audience? AWFUL, but in a subversively enjoyable way...

ULTIAMTE FANTASTIC FOUR #25: This seems like a non-starter of an idea to me - while it is a very clever twist (and, really, the best part is that Lester was wrong about Namor hitting on Sue's mom), there doesn't seem to be anywhere whatsoever this can possibly go. I'm also starting to get a smidge sick of the stiffness of Land's art. -- some individually pretty pictures, but there's no flow or life to it of any kind. PLus namor's hair looks fine in battle, but like complete shit in the non-fighting panels. I'll go with a very low EH.

USAGI YOJIMBO #89: An interesting pre-emptment of the "if you don't see a corpse" thing. If there was any justice in the world, this comic would be selling 100k copies a month. GOOD.

WOLVERINE #36: Lots of nothing in the first half, while the last few pages of everyone buring documents and smashing computer screens (?! Sure, that will help!) sets up... well, very little. Does anyone actually care about "the secrets behind Weapon X"? I know I sure don't. OK.

WONDER WOMAN #223: Again, Graeme has the right shape of things (below) -- two years of various buiuld-ups all seemingly thrown on the ash heap of INFINITE CRISIS. The individual content of this issue was acceptably OK (But, much like the Asgardians, or the Atlanteens, I honestly don't care about the Amazons, except in direct connection to Diana), but in the grander scope, this is AWFUL.

X-MEN #178: Surprised that G didn't touch on the Shocking Last Page Surprise where they can't apparantly even wait a full month before undoing some aspects of HOUSE OF M. Hopefully, this is a feint of some kind, but, even if it is, it is way too soon, and crosses that fine line between Clever and Stupid. This is why my X-MEN sales are at the lowest nadir they've EVER been at -- if we continue at this rate, they're going to vanish below 25 copies in another 6 months. AWFUL.

PICK OF THE WEEK goes to FELL #3 (no real surprise)

PICK OF THE WEAK is the lip-reading in NEW AVENGERS #13

BOOK/ TP OF THE WEEK probably goes to the supplemental book to the ABSOLUTE CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS HC

What did YOU think?

-B

Home From the Wars: Reviews of 11/30 Books...

Whew. I crossed the Nanowrimo finish line last week and it looks like it did what it was supposed to: not only did I get a chance to bask in my 50,000 words of crap but I'm still working on it past the deadline, making my hopeful I'll be able to actually finish one of my crappy books and begin the process of revising and crap removing. Naturally, I celebrated my literary ways by playing lots and lots of Resident Evil 4 for the PS2. Oh, man. There have been a lot of exceptional games for the PS2 in the last twelve months and this is right up there. Shooting Lovecraftian European villagers in the brain just never gets old....

Oh, and I read a few comics. Unfortunately, so did Graeme and we tend to post right next to each other so don't miss his critical savagings just below, yeah? (And if you put our reviews right next to each other, you can pretend you're reading them in 3-D....)

Oh, and you know about the spoilers, right? Lots of spoilers.

ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #646: Unlike my esteemed colleague, I thought this was one of the better issues of AoS I've read in a long time. It's chock full o' nits, however, many of which I can't help picking--Supes has some throwaway line like, "I can't believe Professor Hamilton has turned evil again!" which, uh, you know, if I was being taunted by a superpowered guy who claimed to be someone close to me, I would start checking this list, you know, with the people who have an evil track record. (And when the hell was Prof. Hamilton evil?) But it was nice to see some of the threads on this title finally get sewn up, and seeing Mxy as a bum with a funny hat is cheap sentimentality, but effective. I'm going lowish-Good here.

BATMAN #647: A little loosey-goosey with the big fight scene (I find it hard to believe Captain Nazi didn't just break Red Hood's neck) but this also worked for me. The Bat-sonar thing is the sort of thing a big ol' Batman geek like me has been waiting for, and the Red Hood stuff is still interesting. Like Brube's "Winter Soldier" story over in Captain America, it's paced much more slowly than I would expect (at the end of each issue, Batman makes an "important decision" about The Red Hood that has him act more or less the same next issue), but Christ knows, the milking of storylines in comics isn't exactly new. Good.

BLACK PANTHER #10: Generally enjoyed it (as an enjoyable Luke Cage story) until I realized where it was going: a Black Panther/Storm romance, like the Superman/Wonder Woman thing that seems to get broken out over at DC every so often, just seems to me like a bad idea. Particularly now that it seems like Storm has had a failed romance with everyone in the Marvel Universe but The Mad Thinker. As long as you don't mind watching thirty years of continuity take it in the butt, OK.

DOOM PATROL #18: So at the end of this, everyone's alive, Robotman's happy and in love, the Chief is jolly, and a new generation of heroes is already lining up to be trained--I'm surprised Byrne didn't go all the way and change their name to "The Sunshine Squad." J.B. is like those programs you submit your text to that strips all of the program-specific formatting out: he creates the comics equivalent of ASCII text. Bleah. Awful.

EXILES #73: Bedard's fondness for the New Universe is almost infectious, and whether or not Mimic is actually dead, taking him out of the picture for a good, long time is probably smart. Depending on how long you've been a Marvel fan, but you might also find it Good.

FEAR AGENT #2: Back in the day, I used to show up at the shop on Wednesday, read a big stack of comics, write the reviews with the books in hand, and return them all to the shop for my Friday shift. Kinda wish I did that, so I could actually tell you what I liked about Fear Agent #2. The press I'd read positioned it as a mix of the E.C.'s war, horror and sci-fi books, but what I read reminded me of Firefly, if there'd just been Mal and nobody else (which I guess means it also reminds me of Cowboy Beebop, too). Funny, and with a lot surer grip on characterization and pacing than I see in Remender's other book. It didn't exactly lodge in my brain, but it made enough of an impression that I'll be checking out next issue. Very, very OK.

FELL #3: Interesting to read without Ellis's back pages explaining every little thing--it actually held up, which was a distinct relief. As someone pointed out in an earlier thread, Ellis can actually talk a good game so reading an issue that, although more laid back, continued to deepen the book's themes and fine-tune the very dark humor makes me more confident about where this book's future. Thought the last page was a bit of a cheat, however, although I can see where everything wrapping up peacefully would have been anti-climactic. Still, quite Good.

GIANT SIZE INVADERS #2: Christ, putting Vince Colletta on Frank Robbins? No wonder I hated the art on Invaders back when I was a kid. (Although Robbins, let's face it, was completely and utterly lost in a post-Kirby universe--our heroes look like a bunch of goosestepping hunchbacks.) And the new story was extraordinarily lame with FDR acting like an asshat just to get any drama going (when Namor the Sub-Mariner is reduced to pushing a car out of a pond, you've come a long way from the mighty Marvel era of over-the-top action.) And the book was pricey to boot, so I'm giving the whole thing an Eh, although I bought it, read it and enjoyed it: I'm a fetishist, and doubt I could expect anyone else to feel the same.

IMAGE COMICS HC: This book is a crowbar to the brain on nearly every level. And did Todd McFarlane make a deal with the devil that he'll be fiscally solvent as long as he never draws another full page of comics again? Considering this work supposedly held up the publication of the project for three full years, it's worthy of any derision one can muster. Throw in a very cowardly "I'm-gonna-use-Miracleman-but-not-in-any-way-that-opens-me-to-litigation" tactic, and you've got a neat little summary of why McFarlane's Spawn work sucks. The rest of this I found unreadable, except for Larsen's Savage Dragon origin which I only wish I hadn't read. Awful.

INCREDIBLE HULK #89: So, check it: this issue has Nick Fury explaining to Banner why they need his help, and Banner gives lots of reasons why he shouldn't and the dramatic hook, one would assume, is whether Banner agrees to help. So how does this issue start? With The Hulk being shot into space as part of the job, of course. Daniel Way may be part of Marvel's Tangy Ten or whatever, but unless the Ten are rated by their willingness to shamelessly pad, I'm not seeing it. Plus, as Hibbs pointed out: why would you ask Banner, when you need The Hulk? Just because Banner agrees to something, that doesn't mean the Hulk's gonna do it. Eh.

KEEP #2: Getting a Mignolaish artist to work on Wilson's tale of Nazis and vampires-or-are-they? seems a smart move but Smith has some real weaknesses with movement and lighting that lead to static sequences. And Wilson's adaptation of his own work is impressively brisk, but, in tandem with those art problems, make this a pricey Eh.

LIVING IN INFAMY #1: Decent high-concept (trouble brews in a town of supervillains in a government protection program) biffed by some unfortunate storytelling--except for the Tony Soprano riff, nothing is conveyed about any of these characters' psersonalities and some of the scenes are short on believability. As Hollywood option bait, it'll probably do the trick, but as an actual book, I'm leaning to the very bottom of the Eh.

NEW AVENGERS #13: Hmmm, so Echo, who is deaf, is actually Ronin? Too bad there are scenes in this very issue (if not earlier--didn't Matt Murdock pick up a phone and call and ask her to help out? Just the sort of stuff one shouldn't share with one's teletype assistance people...) like Iron Man facing away from her and saying stuff, and her responding. I won't even get into how this is the third book with Silver Samurai in it this week, and how he's completely different characters in each one, and moreover suffers from Bendisitis something fierce. Very, very sloppy. Eh.

NIGHTCRAWLER #12: The acknowledgments page from Robertson and Aguirre-Sacasa was very, very sweet--almost to the point where I forgot how incredibly dull and misguided this whole series was. Thank goodness the dull and misguided Mephisto stuff was there to remind me. Should be Eh, but considering the wasted potential of the book, let's go to Awful.

PLASTIC MAN #19: The jabs at the Infinite Crisis were pretty decent, but the R'as Al Ghul "shirtless fighting" sequence was hilarious. Couldn't they have tried to see how these would have done as Digests before axing this book? Good.

SEASON OF THE WITCH #2: Rolled along okay as whasshername learns and hones her skills until suddenly at the end where she's suddenly beheading traitors and it reads like someone dropped in the ending from the next issue by mistake. What the fuck? Eh.

SECRET VOICE #1: I liked the earnest and strange Dr. Galapagos story, and The Smog Emperor stuff was fun and odd. And I miss the days of early Eightball and self-published Optic Nerve, where a cartoonist did a bunch of stuff they found interesting until something stuck. So although Zack Soto's book doesn't really cohere, and he may have a lot longer road ahead of him (compared to Clowes and Tomine) until his style and his subject matter really clicks, I thought this was highly OK and want to see more.

SENTRY #3: Must be a drag when another writer groks your own concept better than you do--as it stands, I'd say Bendis's take in New Avengers is a jillion times better than this mess. Jenkins is either too stingy or too timid to push his metafictional conceit into overdrive, and so this just reads like a Marvel writer who's barely bothered to read Marvel books. Dull and Awful.

TAROT WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE #35: Just when I thought Jim Ballent's book couldn't skeeve me out any more, I got to the pictures of his wedding where he's dressed up like Darth Vader and his bride's wearing a Slave Leia outfit. Bless his heart, it may be this unembarrassed willingness to embrace his passions that makes Tarot the intriguingly fucked-up read it sometimes is, and the essential triteness at the heart of those passions that make Tarot the rather depressing piece of work it always is.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Oy. Um, Batman #647? Kinda lame, but there you go.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Image Comics HC is like being mugged by your old coke dealer--the nostalgia is tempered by the fury, which is tempered by the relief of that lifestyle being long behind you.

TRADE PICK: Maybe mighta woulda been the Red Sonja trade except I thought something horrible happened to the line reproduction that made it look pretty crappy. I was just glad to get my hands on Sgt. Frog Vol. 10 TPB--a series that Hibbs openly derides me for every time I buy a new volume. Too bad, he's missing some funny stuff.

And you?