Wait, What Lives. Oh yes.

Because someone - actually, in this case, two someones, and their names are Tim Callahan and Lauren Davis (Hello, you two) - demanded it: A brand new Wait, What? podcast starring Mr. Jeff Lester Esq. and myself. In fact, this is the first of three, and I'll post the other two tomorrow and Friday. An early word of apology: These were recorded a long time ago - Long enough, in fact, that I was still with io9, my cat hadn't died (She makes a cameo appearance in one of the episodes), and Blackest Night #7 had just come out. So, as much as anything, these are historical artifacts and should be adored and held in high esteem as such. (The reason for the delay, by the way, is that I was trying to be smart and work out how to get a player embedded in the posts and create an RSS feed and get them on iTunes and all manner of things that are literally way above my intelligence level. Even with the help of David Brothers, I have so far failed spectacularly at this. Luckily, however, I refuse to let this defeat me. One day, you mark my words...)

Anyway: Enjoy. And we'll try to get more regular about these things now, too. Honest.

(Edited to add: I think I've fixed the broken links to the old podcasts as well, now. But don't hold me to it.)

Arriving 4/28/2010

A fairly large week... ACTION COMICS #889 ALADDIN LEGACY OF THE LOST #3 (OF 3) A CVR ROYO AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #629 ANCHOR #6 ANGEL #32 ARCHIE DOUBLE DIGEST #208 AUTHORITY THE LOST YEAR #8 (OF 12) BART SIMPSON COMICS #53 BATMAN THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD #16 CAPTAIN AMERICA #605 CIVIL WAR MGC #1 CONAN THE CIMMERIAN #20 KOZAKI PT 2 (OF 3) COWBOY NINJA VIKING #5 DARKNESS #84 DEADPOOL #22 DETECTIVE COMICS #864 DISNEYS HERO SQUAD #4 DOCTOR WHO ONGOING #10 FALL OF HULKS RED HULK #4 (OF 4) FANTASTIC FOUR #578 FRAGGLE ROCK #1 (OF 4) GARRISON #1 (OF 6) GOLLY #5 GOTHAM CITY SIRENS #11 GREAT UNKNOWN #3 (OF 5) (RES) GREEN LANTERN CORPS #47 (BRIGHTEST DAY) HUSK #1 IMAGE FIRSTS INVINCIBLE #1 INCREDIBLES #8 INVINCIBLE #71 INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #25 HA IRON MAN 2 PUBLIC IDENTITY #1 (OF 3) JACK OF FABLES #45 JUSTICE LEAGUE THE RISE OF ARSENAL #2 (0F 4) JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA #38 KEVIN SMITH GREEN HORNET #3 LAST DAYS OF AMERICAN CRIME #2 (OF 3) A CVR MALEEV LAST UNICORN #1 LOCKE & KEY CROWN OF SHADOWS #5 MADAME XANADU #22 MARVEL ZOMBIES 5 #2 (OF 5) MIGHTY AVENGERS #36 SIEGE NEW AVENGERS #64 SIEGE NORTHLANDERS #27 OUTSIDERS #29 PETER PARKER #2 PUNISHER #16 SCALPED #37 SECRET WARRIORS #15 SHUDDERTOWN #2 SIEGE SECRET WARRIORS #1 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #212 (NOTE PRICE) SPIDER-MAN #1 STAR WARS LEGACY #47 FATE OF DAC STUMPTOWN #3 SUPER FRIENDS #26 SUPERMAN #699 SUPERMAN LAST STAND OF NEW KRYPTON #3 (OF 3) TANK GIRL ROYAL ESCAPE #2 (OF 4) TEEN TITANS #82 TERMINATOR #2 (OF 3) THOR #609 SIEGE THUNDERBOLTS #143 SIEGE TRANSFORMERS ONGOING #6 ULTIMATE COMICS AVENGERS 2 #1 UNKNOWN SOLDIER #19 USAGI YOJIMBO #128 VICTORIAN UNDEAD #6 (OF 6) WALKING DEAD #71 WASTELAND #28 WEB #8 WILDCATS #22 WIZARDS OF MICKEY #4 WOLVERINE ORIGINS #47 WONDER WOMAN #43 WORLD WAR HULKS HULKED OUT HEROES #2 WWHS X-FORCE #26 XSC X-MEN FOREVER #22

Books / Mags / Stuff ABANDONED CARS SC BLAZING COMBAT SC BPRD TP VOL 12 WAR ON FROGS BUFFY & ANGEL FIGURINE COLL MAG #5 FAITH CROSSED HC VOL 01 ENNIS & BURROWS SGN ED DC LIBRARY JLA BY GEORGE PEREZ HC VOL 02 DF ROMITA LEGACY HC FLASH REBIRTH HC FURIOUS ANGELS VS DEVILS TP GALLERY GIRL COLLECTION GIGANTIC TP VOL 01 JERSEY GODS TP VOL 02 AND THIS IS HOME JLA DELUXE EDITION HC VOL 03 JUXTAPOZ VOL 17 #5 #41 KABUKI REFLECTIONS HC KABUKI REFLECTIONS HC LTD ED VAR LITTLE LULU GIANT SIZE TP VOL 01 MMW SILVER SURFER TP VOL 01 MS MARVEL TP VOL 08 WAR OF MARVELS NEW MUTANTS TP VOL 01 RETURN OF LEGION NEW WARRIORS CLASSIC TP VOL 02 OUR GANG SC VOL 04 PREDATOR PREY TO HEAVENS TP PREVIEWS #260 MAY 2010 (NET) RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE GN RAPTURE TP VOL 01 RED ROBIN THE GRAIL TP SAVAGE DRAGON IDENTITY CRISIS TP SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN TP VOL 07 SHREK FOREVER AFTER THE PREQUEL SOLOMON GRUNDY TP STAR WARS INVASION TP VOL 01 REFUGEES STRANGE TP DOCTOR IS OUT SUPER SPY LOST DOSSIERS GN TALE OF ONE BAD RAT HC ULTIMATE COMICS WOLVERINE VS HULK TP VIDEO WATCHDOG #156 WIZARD MAGAZINE #225 A TEAM CVR WORMWOOD GENTLEMAN CORPSE HC VOL 02 ONLY HURTS WHEN I PEE

What looks good to YOU?

-B

In Which I Pay Attention To The Art, For A Second

Not a review per se, but I'm curious - Does anyone else who's read THE FLASH #1 think that Francis Manapul's art - which I genuinely adore, even as I remain convinced that he's the wrong artist for this particular book* - is oddly reminiscent of Fabio Moon's at times in this issue? I mean that as a compliment, because I'm a fan of Moon's also, but... it strikes me as a really interesting direction for a superhero artist, particularly one who's quickly becoming one of DC's more high profile ones. It's the quality of the line as much as anything, but there's also a slight sense of exaggeration to the figures that reminds me of Ba's work, as well. Am I insane? For illustration purposes (and sorry for the crappy quality of the scans; if nothing else, I'm outing myself as someone who'd be a terrible comic scanner for torrent purposes), here's some Manapul from The Flash:

And here's some Ba, from a recent Daytripper (which you are all reading, right?):

Ehhh, maybe it's just me. But what do you think?

(* And as to why I think Manapul's art is wrong for the Flash - I'm from the Carmine Infantino school of Flash iconography, which was much cleaner, harder-edged and modern than the - very pleasurable - watercolor effect and softness that makes Manapul's work so interesting these days. But Manapul doesn't seem hard or fast enough, if that makes any sense.)

Hibbs goes to the 4/14 well again

A quick comic: THE UNWRITTEN #12: This has been a great series all along, but this self-contained single-ass was a serious line-drive home-run. Thunderingly gorgeous, incredibly smart, I thought it was EXCELLENT.

...and a couple of books...:

MARKET DAY HC: I really think the world of James Sturm as a creator -- GOLEM'S MIGHTY SWING was one of the best books of the year that it came out -- and I think this was a solid read as well. It's a really beautiful meditation on art versus commerce, and faith (and maybe those are even the same thing, in some ways), all through the lens of a turn-of-the-(last)-century European Jew. It is strong, powerful, moving, and drop dead gorgeous, relying more on mood and tone than, necessarily, incident. It is also really elegantly designed, and (thankfully) eschews the D&Q "belly band" (I hate those easily-ripped paper things hanging off book's front covers!) in favor of a thicker print for the middle design element of the cover. (Touch it, you'll see)

I have lots of terrific praise for this, and plenty of glowing adjectives, as a work of creation, but when we get to the "letter grade", I can only barely muster a GOOD. Why? The price. $21.95. For what I counted to be 88 story pages.

(Digression: WHY THE FUCK can no one put page numbers on fucking GNs? I can't say I've EVER seen a prose book that wasn't paginated, and it makes a huge difference in citing and discussing a work -- I can't say "check out the technique on page x" or whatever. Man, does that ever piss me off... /digression)

Some of those story pages have 2-3 panels on them, and there's a number of double-page spreads that, while they add immeasurably to the mood of the work (without being manga, there's examples of manga-esque "a tree sheds a leaf" environmental timing here), it makes this not-a-work-of-density. Well, it has tons of EMOTIONAL density, but what I mean is it really is a quick read; if I spent 15 minutes with it that's probably a lot.

Now, to be certain, I'd rather spend 15 minutes with this than 95% of the output of Marvel comics -- and there's no doubt in my mind that this will stick with me far longer than virtually anything else I've read this month, but "value" is an important concept in retail sales, and unless you're a trust-fund comics patron, this was a pretty mediocre value based on cover price.

Great, nay, superlative content; terrible price. If D&Q actually had any kind of a real HC/SC program I'd say "wait for the SC", but that's not usually how D&Q operates, so it's pretty much this or nothing. this is, to be certain, the kind of work that should be nominated for an Eisner, and it also handsome and has decent "hand", but, man, on a cost-per-minute basis this fails almost any test I could come up. So, yeah, the overall grade is GOOD, solely based on price, even though the content is EXCELLENT.

OTHER LIVES HC: This is, I think, the longest single piece of work that Peter Bagge has ever turned out -- 130 solid pages of cartooning (see, page numbers, not so hard!), and it has all of the exaggerated wonderfulness you expect from Bagge's cartooning. Bagge is clearly a master of his craft, but the work suffers from some of the flaws much (all?) of his post-HATE work has -- he's clearly older than his material, and while the thematic underpinnings of the work (what is "identity" in the internet age?) are very strong, you don't get any real sense that Bagge has any real personal connection/experience/connection to the internet-settings like his thin "Second Life"-esque world.

I'm a MMORPGer (I was even a "Seer" in the venerable Ultima Online, leading a team of a half-dozen in creating/supporting player-made fiction for nearly two years), and I've had more than one period in my life where the fantasy worlds seemed perhaps more solid than the "real" one. I think the world is well ready for compelling fiction set between the digital and "meat" worlds, showing how and why humanity changes their behavior when it isn't tied to physical reality and conventions -- but this really isn't it.

Oh don't get me wrong, this IS solid work from a vet creator, but the actual realities of virtual worlds don't seem to have a lot of bearing here -- to a certain extent this same tale could have been set 40 years in the past and been about, dunno, pen pals, and worked just as well.

The characters are well-drawn (and well illustrated for that matter!) and reasonably compelling, but the notional issues of the internet and the changes it can wreak are oddly tangential to the "normal Bagge-ish lovable losers" in general.  It is solid work, but it is a base hit by a comfortable creator, rather than a home run by a burning passion, and I sorta think that Bagge might be better in a writer's room at a sitcom than trying to do comics about characters 10-20 years younger than himself.  The work, itself, is probably a low "GOOD"; something to read if you come across it, but not something you need to chase and track down.

But, very much like MARKET DAY, this seems pretty drastically overpriced to this reader. $24.95 is pretty egregious for a B&W book, especially one that isn't a major homerun. Had it been in color I might not be moaning as much, but, brother, I think this is is at least $5 more than the general market is interested in supp0rting, and that's going to knock down my "Final grade" to no more than an OK. That puts it into "Wait for the SC" territory (and even that will, likely, be $19.95, again, $5 too much)

The thing I kind of want to underline here is that if this had been serialized first, the creatives could have been paid for in that format, and maybe we'd even be looking at an eventual $12.95 SC. You say you don't want to buy periodicals any more? 'sfine, you're the customer, but the hard cold fiscal reality of that stance is that you should expect to spend these kind of egregious prices for your comics, then. Especially stuff that is "literary" (I almost typed "high-brow" which would describe Sturm's work nicely, but seems oddly wrong when talking about Bagge)

At $12.95, I'd be giving this a Thumb's Up; at $25, I have a hard time recommending this to anyone who is not a Bagge completest -- I liked this, I didn't love it, and for $25, I kind of have to love a work...

CROSSED TP: It is really weird reading the press releases trying to sell the film version of this comic as a "comedy", because there's nothing even slightly funny in here, on any page. On the other hand, the tone of the work as a collected edition is entirely different than it was as a periodical. As a periodical, I thought mostly of the gore, and there's a lot of it -- but as a collection, I was struck, once again, about how Garth Ennis is, without a single doubt, the single-most moral creator working in comics today. Morality infuses every single page of this (and nearly everything that Ennis writes) with humanity, and morality. Even when, or, really, especially when, those damn humans are making the wrong decision.

If comics could only support one single writer, then Garth would be my vote, especially if you're capable of getting past the surface shocks. There's a ton more going on below that surface, and that's where his real talent lay. I thought the collected edition of CROSSED was VERY GOOD.

As always, what did YOU think?

-B

Arriving 4/21/2010

Gotta catch 'em all... AIR #20 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #628 AMERICAN VAMPIRE #2 ANGEL HOLE IN THE WORLD #5 ARCHIE #608 (NOTE PRICE) A-TEAM SHOTGUN WEDDING #4 AVENGERS VS ATLAS #4 (OF 4) AZRAEL #7 BATMAN STREETS OF GOTHAM #11 BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #180 BILLY BATSON AND THE MAGIC OF SHAZAM #15 BLACKEST NIGHT DIRECTORS CUT BRAVE AND THE BOLD #33 CAPTAIN AMERICA WHO WONT WIELD SHIELD #1 CROSSED FAMILY VALUES #1 (OF 6) DARK TOWER BATTLE OF JERICHO HILL #5 (OF 5) DARK WOLVERINE #85 DEADPOOL MERC WITH A MOUTH #10 (OF 13) DEATHLOK #6 (OF 7) DEVIL #3 (OF 4) DO ANYTHING VOL 01 DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #353 DOOMWAR #3 (OF 6) DV8 GODS AND MONSTERS #1 (OF 8) ELEPHANTMEN #25 FADE TO BLACK #2 (OF 5) FALL OF HULKS SAVAGE SHE-HULKS #2 (OF 3) FIRESTAR #1 GARTH ENNIS BATTLEFIELDS #5 (OF 9) FIREFLY PART 2 GI JOE #17 GRAVEL #18 GREEN LANTERN #53 (BRIGHTEST DAY) GUARDIANS OF GALAXY #25 GUILD #2 (OF 3) STAWICKI CVR HELLBLAZER #266 HERCULES FALL OF AN AVENGER #2 (OF 2) HER-OES #1 IRON MANUAL MARK 3 #1 JOE THE BARBARIAN #4 (OF 8) JUGHEAD AND FRIENDS DIGEST #37 JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #44 KATO ORIGINS WAY O/T NINJA #1 KING CITY #6 MAGDALENA (ONGOING) #1 MARVELOUS LAND OF OZ #5 (OF 8) NEW AVENGERS MGC #1 NOVA #36 OKKO CYCLE OF AIR #1 (OF 4) PHANTOM DOUBLE SHOT #3 (OF 6) KGB NOIR PHANTOM GHOST WHO WALKS #9 POWER GIRL #11 REBELS #15 RESURRECTION VOL 2 #10 SHEBUCANEER ORIGINS #1 (OF 3) SIEGE SPIDER-MAN #1 SIF #1 SIMPSONS COMICS #165 SPIRIT #1 SUPERGIRL #52 SUPERMAN BATMAN #71 TICK NEW SERIES #3 TINY TITANS #27 TORCH #7 (OF 8) ULTIMATE COMICS AVENGERS #6 ULTIMATE COMICS SPIDER-MAN #9 WALL-E #5 X-FACTOR #204 XSC X-MEN FOREVER ANNUAL #1 X-MEN LEGACY #235 XSC X-MEN PIXIE STRIKES BACK #3 (OF 4)

Books / Mags / Stuff 100 PERCENT TP ABSOLUTE GREEN LANTERN REBIRTH HC ART OF P CRAIG RUSSELL HC BACK ISSUE #40 (NOTE PRICE) BASIL WOLVERTONS CULTURE CORNER HC BLOOM COUNTY COMPLETE LIBRARY HC VOL 02 CRISIS ON MULTIPLE EARTHS TP VOL 05 DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG #50 HUNTRESS DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG #51 ATOM GREEN LANTERN REBIRTH TP NEW EDITION (RES) GREETINGS FROM CARTOONIA SC GRIMJACK MANX CAT TP VOL 01 HOTWIRE TP VOL 01 REQUIEM FOR THE DEAD KENK A GRAPHIC PORTRAIT GN KINGYO USED BOOKS TP VOL 01 LEES TOY REVIEW #209 APR 2010 LOCKJAW AND PET AVENGERS TP GN MICE TEMPLAR HC VOL 02 .1 DESTINY PT 1 MOME GN VOL 18 OOKU INNER CHAMBERS GN VOL 03 PUNISHER DEAD END TP RUNAWAYS TP VOL 10 ROCK ZOMBIES DIGEST SANDMAN MYSTERY THEATRE TP VOL 08 SHINJUKU HC SHOWCASE PRESENTS DIAL H FOR HERO TP SPELL CHECKERS GN VOL 01 SUPERMAN THE COMING OF ATLAS TP TERRY MOORES ECHO TP VOL 04 COLLIDER THUNDERBOLTS TP WIDOWMAKER X-FACTOR TP VOL 08 OVERTIME Y THE LAST MAN DELUXE EDITION HC VOL 03

What looks good to YOU?

(I'm voting for the SHOWCASE DIAL H FOR HERO, myself!)

-B

Oh, I Can Smile About It Now...

KILL SHAKESPEARE #1 is, in a way, a book that makes me feel that I'm not smart enough. Okay, that's not exactly true. What I mean is, the reaction to the book makes me feel that I'm not smart enough. I look at things like Tim Callahan's scathing review over at CBR or Frank Miller's Shakespeare scholar girlfriend's rant at Bleeding Cool and think, clearly there's something wrong with me that I actually kind of enjoyed it. Don't get me wrong; I'm not saying that it's anything more than an entertaining populist detournment of Shakespeare's characters that takes them into something closer to high concept action movie territory (The McGuffin, that Hamlet can only regain his destiny and free will by stealing the quill that belongs to a wizard whose name is William Shakespeare dances across the line of genius and stupid so often in my head that I really don't know which side it really belongs on, to be honest), but that doesn't mean it's not entirely enjoyable on that level. I disliked reading Shakespeare enough in high school that I can only assume that complaints about mischaracterization are entirely valid, but it also feels to me that that's missing the point, a little - that this is very clearly an INO use of those characters, taking the familiar names and settings and using them for entirely different, meta-textual and referential means.

(What I'm interested to see if whether there's something to this reappropriation, or whether it's just a gimmick. As much as I'm defending it above, I have an anxious desire that there's something more to it than we get with the first issue - If it really turns into a case where the Shakespearean connection is merely a way to get readers' attention and that the book doesn't actually offer any true commentary on the original Shakespearean plays by the end of the series, I'll be disappointed.)

Interestingly enough (to me, at least) is that I feel like the anti-Tim Callahan; while he hated the writing and liked the art, I'm pretty much the opposite. It's not that Andy Belanger's art is bad, but it's wrong for this book, for me - It's too clean, and too polite. I found myself wishing for the brushwork of a Stefano Gaudiano or the energy of a Davide Gianfelice, something to add texture and life to the story and make the period setting feel more authentic and dangerous. With a different artist, Kill Shakespeare could've been great; as it is, I still think it's Good, even if that means I'm not as smart as I'd want to be.

The Future Is Twenty Years Ago

Spot the mistake in this sentence, which paraphrases my thought process in a recent reading of X-MEN: MESSIAH COMPLEX: "Hey, it's a massive X-book crossover, just like back in the '90s, but with writers I really like, like Ed Brubaker and Mike Carey! This'll be like a trip down memory lane, but good!" That's right. It's those last two words. If there's one thing that Messiah CompleX taught me, it's this: X-Men is the Peter Pan of comics, only replace "the boy that never grows up" with "the superhero comic that never seems to change whatsoever."

It's really kind of stunning to me, the way in which writers seem to have absolutely no impact on X-Men comics anymore. Brubaker and Carey (and, for that matter, Peter David, Chris Yost and Craig Kyle, who are the other writers in this collection) are strong writers who normally have individual voices, but there's really no way you could tell that from reading this story; in a way, it's almost a testament to each writer that the chapters written by different people all seem to have the same authorial voice, but the problem is really that said voice is this weird undead Fabian Nicieza thing, as opposed to the sum of its individual parts (Reading recent X-Men comics, it has to be said that there's probably a case for Nicieza being the most influential writer for the franchise in the last twenty or so years - Definitely, the current crop of X-books hew closer to his writing in terms of dialogue and plot than Claremont).

Equally stunning is the fact that Messiah CompleX reads entirely like an X-book crossover from the 1990s, complete with "X"-based pun in the title (Remember The X-Cutioner's Song? Those were the days...). Switch up the artists - or maybe just the coloring - and you could've traveled back 15 years and given it to an X-fan without their blinking. The themes, the atmosphere, the plot points all feel the same - Everyone hates mutants! But maybe there's hope! But there's a traitor in the X-Men's midst! And time travel will be involved somewhere! And look at how much Gambit loves Rogue! - as does the cast (Complete with too many villains with convoluted, if not entirely unclear, motivation), and their relationships. For all the "NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME AGAIN" nature of stories of these scale, the problem is that everything stays the same. It's as if Grant Morrison never happened.

And yet, if you ignore all of that - all of my disappointment in discovering that the X-Men today (well, three years ago) is pretty much identical to the X-Men of twenty years ago, and that creators I like can get lost in stories like this - and approach it on a level of simply, "does it work as a story," then... It does? Kind of? There are dead ends, and unexplained characters and decisions throughout, but the whole thing has a momentum that carries you through nonetheless, no matter how false it is. As the first chapter in a trilogy, it works well as a set-up, especially if the writers wanted to screw with the readers' expectations (In particular, Bishop is proven right at some point), and despite everything, makes me want to read on and find out what happens next... even though I already know that what happens next won't be anything other than maintaining the status quo. A confused, slightly-self-loathing Okay, in that case.

Brian Masticates some 4/14

A fairly short entry today, hopefully with a part two tomorrow... BRIGHTEST DAY #0: In terms of Setting Up The Story, this is a decent enough follow-through on BLACKEST NIGHT -- I'm a little worried if it might be overstuffed though. There are, what, 10-12 "main characters" here to deal with, whereas "52" really only had 4-5 mains. Everyone gets checked in for 2-4 pages, and there's a number of intriguing things set up, but there's "only" 27 issues to move things along, and that's a whole lot of juggling. Some of the characters might have a larger focus outside BD, maybe -- Zoom and Boomerang in The Flash, MM and the Hawks in JLA possibly, whatever, but it's still a crazy large cast and it seems like not so much space to handle it all. I thought the first issue was a low-ish GOOD, and I'm looking forward to the ride, but I'm wondering if Geoff might not be over-extending a bit here...

THE FLASH #1: didn't do a thing for me. sorry to say. Pretty darn EH, and if it weren't for the free Flash ring with #1, I'd be pretty worried about the long-term health potential here. Nothing screams "MUST READ!" to me, which is the kiss of death for entertainment in 2010...

SIEGE: LOKI #1: just mentioning this because I rapped Gillen pretty hard on the knuckles for the Thor Siege tie-in, and I thought Loki was much more "on message" as portrayed here. I kind of liked this one a decent amount (I'll give it a GOOD), but I have to say that the "classified" original solicitations on the five one-shots here really leave me scratching my head -- there's nothing going on here that couldn't have been solicited, and the deeply cynical bit of me says that what was really going on was someone said "we need five more Siege tie-ins, so we're going to schedule them. You, editors, make the books appear from thin air!", and thus these comics were "classified" because, up until 3 months ago, MARVEL didn't know what would be in them or by who. In other words, these were manufactured items created to suck more money out of your pocket, rather than anything done for compelling creative reasons, and even if they end up being decent (like this one), that's more a happy accident than anything else. I'd be happy to be proven wrong on that, however.

STAR TREK: MCCOY #1: Or, as the cover says "Leonard McCoy, Frontier Doctor", which is a MUCH better title. John Byrne has been really hit or miss for me for much of the last decade, and I thought this one was a solid "hit", I'll go with a solid GOOD here, with my wanting to see more.

GREEN ARROW #32: Really? I don't want to beat up on this book too much, I really don't, but man this is a steaming pile of CRAP. There's a few conventions of comics that don't really withstand scrutiny -- like "Secret Identities", but that's because sledom do comics underline just how fucking stupid they are. But, it is double-underlined here, then highlighted with an orange highlighter pen. "Gasp, you mean Green Arrow is ex-Mayor Oliver Queen? Wha-?!?" OH, PLEASE! Trust me, if I threw on a domino mask, you'd still be able to tell it was me, and I'm neither the mayor of a city, nor a high-profile member of the JLA.

Then there is the whole trial/verdict thing which was just unbelievably bad -- "I'm tempted to overrule the jury, but, ah, what the hell, let's just banish you." How is that even remotely plausible anywhere anyhow? Stinnnnky!

"I saw part of me in Mia's eyes"? Really, through the non-eye-showing mask? Really?

Ugh, and the whole dismantling of the GA/BC marriage for just goofy mandated reasons...

And the ending with Hal standing in for the JLA and saying, in essence, "we don't care that you're a murderer, since a biased Jury let you off" *shudder*

I read a lot of bad comics, but I think I can completely say that Green Arrow #32 is the worst one I've read so far in 2010 -- it's not even crap, it's (the dreaded) ASS.  Foo!

***

Like I said, hopefully more tomorrow (or maybe Friday) -- I want to talk about OTHER LIVES and MARKET DAY and a few more comics, too.

In the meantime, what did YOU think? (And are these "same day" reviews working for you? Or is it too early?)

-B

Arriving 4/14/2010

Oh, I knew we had a back-breaker coming up... and here it is! PLUS, we're getting the first wave of FREE COMIC BOOK DAY books to stash in the back before the event... I think my back will be hurting this week, and I've got Jury Duty, to boot, yay!

2000 AD PACK MAR 2010 ACTION COMICS #888 ADVENTURE COMICS #10 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN PRESENTS JACKPOT #3 (OF 3) ANCHOR #7 ANGEL BARBARY COAST #1 ANGELUS #3 (OF 6) ARCHIE DIGEST #263 ATOMIC ROBO REVENGE O/T VAMPIRE DIMENSION #2 (OF 4) BATGIRL #9 BATMAN #698 BETTY & VERONICA #247 BLACK WIDOW #1 HA BOOSTER GOLD #31 BPRD KING OF FEAR #4 (OF 5) BRIGHTEST DAY #0 BUCK ROGERS #10 CHEW #10 COLD SPACE #1 DAREDEVIL #506 DAYTRIPPER #5 (OF 10) DEAD AT 17 WITCH QUEEN #2 (OF 4) DEADPOOL TEAM-UP #894 DMZ #52 DOC SAVAGE #1 DOMINO LADY #5 ENDERS GAME LEAGUE WAR EXISTENCE 3.0 #3 (OF 4) FABLES #94 FALL OUT TOY WORKS #4 (OF 5) FEVRE DREAM #1 (OF 10) FLASH #1 FORGETLESS #4 (OF 5) GEN 13 #35 GOD COMPLEX #5 GREEN ARROW #32 GREEN HORNET YEAR ONE #2 HELLCYON #1 (OF 4) HUMAN TARGET #3 (OF 6) IMAGE FIRSTS AGE OF BRONZE #1 IMAGE FIRSTS SAVAGE DRAGON #1 IRON MAN LEGACY #1 IRREDEEMABLE SP #1 KILL SHAKESPEARE #1 LIGHT #1 (OF 5) LOCKJAW AND PET AVENGERS UNLEASHED #2 (OF 4) MAGOG #8 MICE TEMPLAR DESTINY #8 MUPPET SHOW #4 NEW MUTANTS #12 XSC PANTHEON #1 PHANTOM CAPTAIN ACTION #1 (OF 2) PILGRIM #1 POWERS #4 PUNISHERMAX #6 SAVAGE AXE OF ARES #1 SAVAGE DRAGON #159 SCOOBY DOO #155 SECRET SIX #20 SHIELD #8 SIEGE CAPTAIN AMERICA #1 SIEGE LOKI #1 SIEGE YOUNG AVENGERS #1 SONIC UNIVERSE #15 SPIDER-MAN ORIGIN OF HUNTER #1 STAR TREK MCCOY #1 STAR WARS DARK TIMES #16 BLUE HARVEST PT 4 (OF 5) SUPER HERO SQUAD #4 SUPER HEROES #1 TOY STORY #3 ULTIMATE COMICS ENEMY #3 (OF 4) UNCLE SCROOGE #390 UNWRITTEN #12 WE WILL BURY YOU #2 WEB OF SPIDER-MAN #7 WEEKLY WORLD NEWS #4 WIRE HANGERS #1 WOLFSKIN HUNDREDTH DREAM #1 (OF 6) WORLD WAR HULKS HULKED OUT HEROES #1 WWHS X-FACTOR FOREVER #2 X-MEN FOREVER #21

Books / Mags / Stuff 4 GIRLFRIENDS GN VOL 03 (A) ARCHIE NEW LOOK SERIES TP VOL 04 MY FATHERS BETRAYAL ART OF TONY HARRIS ART & SKULLDUGGERY HC (IDW) BODYWORLD HC CHEERFUL EROS PROJECT GN (A) CROSSED TP VOL 01 DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG SPECIAL DEMON DUNGEON TWILIGHT GN VOL 03 ESSENTIAL IRON MAN TP VOL 04 EXCALIBUR VISIONARIES WARREN ELLIS TP VOL 01 G FAN #91 GOTHAM CITY SIRENS UNION HC HOME FOR MR EASTER GN JONAH HEX SIX GUN WAR TP JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #296 JUDGE DREDD RESTRICTED FILES TP VOL 01 LIFE & TIMES OF SCROOGE MCDUCK HC VOL 02 LOST OFFICIAL MAGAZINE #29 PX ED MARVEL 1602 NEW WORLD FANTASTICK FOUR TP MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN TP PARKER VS X-MEN DIGEST OTHER LIVES HC POE TP POWER GIRL A NEW BEGINNING TP RASL TP VOL 02 FIRE OF ST GEORGE ROGUE TROOPER TALES OF NU EARTH GN VOL 01 SLAINE DEMON KILLER TP SPIDER-MAN DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT TP SUPERMAN CHRONICLES TP VOL 08 TEEN AGED DOPE SLAVES AND REFORM SCHOOL GIRLS TP UNDELETED SCENES TP WOLVERINE WEAPON X TP VOL 01 ADAMANTIUM MEN YOTSUBA & ! GN VOL 08

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-B

Housecleaning, While No-One's Around On The Weekend

Because you demanded it, literally: Showcase Presents: Ambush Bug, The Fountain and Stagger Lee are all on order from the Multnomah Library. In case you all thought I'd forgotten. In not-really-related news, next Claremont X-Men post will go up early next week, probably after a post where I respond to and disagree with all of you pretending that the Romita run wasn't awesome. Oh, and I promise, there's a Wait, What coming up. And, to answer Tim Callahan, Lauren Davis and others, either Jeff and I will fix that fact that we accidentally lost all the old ones when we moved servers. Now, go about your business while I go off and do taxes. Pray for me.

What's That Buzzing Sound?

I'm running behind on, oh, almost everything post-WonderCon - I blame the late nights and con-going debauchery (Breakfast with Heidi MacDonald sounds innocent enough, but any breakfast in Mel's Diner is pretty damn debauched, if only from the "That can't be good for you" viewpoint) - but I wanted to drop in and say this: Dynamite: Please stop driving me away from your Green Hornet books. I'm not the first, nor even the fiftieth person to say this, but there're no reasons whatsoever for there to be five Green Hornet books at the same time (That's as many Avengers books that Marvel have, and people actually want to read about those characters in large numbers). I'm vaguely convinced that there's something going on behind the scenes about this decision, because it's flooding the potential market on such a scale that even Dynamite don't normally do (Look at their Stargate books, which're finally being solicited; that franchise, which has a proven market, unlike the Hornet, is getting a slower and apparently smaller roll-out) - Maybe there's something about the terms of the license that means that Dynamite have to do this many series, or have X number of books released by a certain date?

Something that's particularly annoying as a reader, though, is that I have no idea how they interrelate. I mean, I know that The Green Hornet and Kato both take place in the same "Kevin Smith" continuity, and that The Green Hornet: Year One and Kato: Origins are, again, paired in terms of continuities (The Green Hornet Strikes series is off on its own, as far as I can tell), but... Are they all part of the same world? Is the Green Hornet whose origins we see in Year One the same character who's retired in Kevin Smith's series? Will Smith's series ultimately lead to the near-future of Strikes? I am reading the books and have no idea.

And the worst part is: The books aren't that bad. Yes, that sounds like damning with faint praise, but they're perfectly enjoyable - Smith/Phil Hester and Jonathan Lau's Hornet is slick enough, if a little rushed (Why should I care about the new Kato at the end of the second issue? Why would I be bothered by someone dying next issue - it's totally the original, retired Hornet, of course - when I don't even know who any of these characters are, yet?), and Matt Wagner and Aaron Campbell's Year One is a solid chunk of pulpy goodness so far - and already overwhelmed by the weight of all the other books. If the line had launched slowly, with either one of these books, then maybe the line would've had the chance to build a fanbase, and slowly grow over time to the point where it could support multiple titles. As it is, I can't help but feel that Dynamite have not only doomed the franchise, but also made themselves look at worst greedy and best naive in pushing out so much product at once. Shame, really.

Brian Gambols with 4/7 books

What?!?!? Reviews of the books that aren't even "5 minutes old" on the West Coast? Yeah, thought I'd try this for a week, and see the reaction. ReadySteadyGo! AVENGERS ORIGIN #1 (OF 5):  I don't know what all to say about the umpteenth retelling of the Origin of the Avengers -- it's a yeoman's job on the writing, and the Phil Noto art is relatively keen -- but I was much more interested that this is an "A" (ll ages) title from Marvel, and all of the house ads/etc, are aimed at a tween-or-younger audience. That makes it, somehow, not feel like the "real" Marvel U. I don't really think the book looks to appealing to tween-or-younger readers, however, and the retro-nature of it (Cunning, angry Hulk, pointy-headed Jan, Clunky Gold Iron Man) also works against that audience. If you're actually going for tween-or-younger, then more focus should have been put on Rick Jones and the other "kids" in his...gang? would that be the right word? But Rick is barely identified by name, and it's wholly unclear that he's the "leader" of the group, and there's less than no understanding of Rick's relationship to Banner... so I dunno. My point is target audiences are important things, and this wasn't properly presented as an "A" book in the initial wave of solicitations. This issue was solidly OK.

BOYS #41: I've kinda drifted away from THE BOYS lately -- feeling like Garth was sort of repeating himself over and over, but for some reason I grabbed the trades off my shelf when I went out for a smoke recently, and I chewed right through them in like a day. There's a real long game going on that's only barely discernible on an issue-by-issue basis, and there's lots of mythology going on that's just going to fly past you if you don't read it in big doses. On the other hand, the Annie/Hughie thing is much less plausible on the Long Game canvas, so I guess it's a trade off. I have to say though, I strongly disagree with the decision to mark "Herogasm" as THE BOYS v5 -- that storyline, despite having a few important moments in it, sucks so much forward momentum from the series that it isn't even funny. I think that's the reason that my sales on v6 have been so disappointing. Anyway issue #41 is part 2 of a storyline, so not a place to jump back on the book, if you've drifted away, but I wanted to mention that the book maybe reads better in collection anyway, and, perhaps, this is as major and transforming work for Ennis as something like PREACHER, it just hides that nature in jokes about penises and assrape. #41 was GOOD.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #34: I'm not sure how I feel about the hand-grenade that has just been thrown into Slayer continuity with this issue. In fact, I'm not even sure if I understand that ending particularly well. But I'm intrigued enough to come back next month to find out. I just wish the likenesses were as strong as they were early on. I still can't tell which character is which on more than a few pages. A reasonable GOOD.

FLASH SECRET FILES AND ORIGINS 2010 #1: Kinda-sorta "FLASH #0", but I have to say that, especially for $4, I was pretty bored with this. Barry Allen just isn't that compelling, and the continuity implant of his dead mom really isn't compelling at all -- it feels tacked on, and forced. The Flash shouldn't be coming from a point of tragedy, but of joy and continuity (After all, Barry is the one guy in the DCU that we KNOW read comics as a kid, and specifically modeled himself on his predecessor, rather than falling into sideways [GL, The Atom]) On the other hand, I really really like the Rogues, especially the "classic kind", so I'm willing to give the ongoing a chance. I guess I just feel like this is now the 10th issue of Barry, and I can't muster anything better than an EH about the whole affair...

INVINCIBLE RETURNS #1: Don't you have to go away before you return? A decent attempt at giving a jumping on point, but it just seemed like a lot of talk to me "I don't want to kill, so I'll change my costume", but what's going to happen when he walks back into war? I can't see the essential nature of the character moving in any real different direction. Solidly OK, but not amazingly stellar, and I don't think there's much here that would convince a newbie they HAD to jump on the "real" book next month.

NEW AVENGERS LUKE CAGE #1 (OF 3): Pretty ugly I thought, and it didn't seem to fill a point other than taking up a shelf-spot. Maybe too strong, but SC-scale-wise, I'll go with AWFUL.

SHIELD #1 (MARVEL): On the other hand, I really liked this one. I can't see how (at all) it has anything to do with Nick Fury, et. al., but, based on this first issue, I'm willing to give it the six months until they tell us the connections. It is kind of 1602-ish, except that it is actually IN 616 (at least I think so), and I can't really see the "natural Marvel constituency" really getting into all of the 15th century hijinx, and a S.H.I.E.L.D series is a hard sell in the best of times, so this might not make it through the first year, but I really thought it was VERY GOOD.

TURF #1: On the plus side this is one DENSE comic book. There's, what, 13 or 14 named, speaking characters? It took me TWO (different) smoke breaks to get all the way through this, and that's pretty much everything you might want from a $3 entertainment package. The characters are compelling, well-drawn and distinct. The world is interesting and rich, and for a talk-show host, it is clear that Jonathan Ross has, in fact, done his homework and "gets" how to write for comics, bringing a distinct voice, and I very much would like to see more comics work from him, going forward. In fact, from a certain POV, this was probably the very best thing that I read this week, and I'm going to go with a very easy VERY GOOD. On the minus side, I want to say that I think this would have been a better comic if it had had a strong editor reining Ross' obvious enthusiasm in just a tad -- virtually all of the dialogue could have been chopped down by 10% and retained the same meaning and richness, because economy is also a virtue. Also, though we'll see how it plays out, I'm thinking that Vampires vs Gangsters was probably enough for a first series without adding in the additional complication of the space aliens. We'll see though -- either way, I'm enthusiastically recommending that you check out this first issue.

WORLD WAR HULKS #1: This may represent what's wrong with Marvel in a snapshot: trading on the name of a successful crossover, and filling it up with a bunch of completely and totally inconsequential filler. I mean, I guess it is nice to know that Bucky Barnes and Glenn Talbot have a cold war connection... but WTF does that have to do with the Hulk, or even the thrust of this storyline? There was no "World War" here, or even a page of actual "hulk", let alone "(s)", and they are still no closer to resolving any of the various mysteries about the "red" characters than they were before. AND it is $4, AND it leads (badly) into another mini-series that just seems utterly bankrupt in idea AND execution from what they've shown us so far. Gawd, I thought this was complete CRAP on all levels, and cynical and hollow to boot.

That's what I have for you this morning... as always, what did YOU think?

-B

Arriving 4/7/2010

Still recovering from the CE:21 celebration (it was AWESOME -- we throw good party, and thanks very much to everyone who came, and our sponsors!), but I'll have a lot of verbiage for you in a day or two. Here's what is shipping this week...

28 DAYS LATER #9 ARCHIE & FRIENDS #142 ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN #22 (RES) A-TEAM SHOTGUN WEDDING #3 AUTHORITY #21 AVENGERS ORIGIN #1 (OF 5) AVP THREE WORLD WAR #3 (OF 6) BATMAN AND ROBIN #11 BATMAN CONFIDENTIAL #43 BETTY & VERONICA DIGEST #203 BOYS #41 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #34 TWILIGHT PT 3 (OF 5) JO CHEN CV CAPTAIN AMERICA BLACK PANTHER FLAGS OF FATHERS #1 (OF 4) CARTOON NETWORK ACTION PACK #48 CINDERELLA FROM FABLETOWN WITH LOVE #6 (OF 6) DEADPOOL AND CABLE #25 DEADPOOL CORPS #1 DEMO VOL 2 #3 (OF 6) DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS SC VOL 01 DOUBLE DUCK DOOM PATROL #9 ELECTRIC ANT #1 (OF 5) FLASH SECRET FILES AND ORIGINS 2010 #1 GI JOE ORIGINS #14 GREAT TEN #6 (OF 10) GREEK STREET #10 GRIMM FAIRY TALES #46 HATE ANNUAL #8 HOUSE OF MYSTERY #24 IMAGE FIRSTS CHEW #1 IMAGE FIRSTS SPAWN #1 INVINCIBLE RETURNS #1 JONAH HEX #54 JSA ALL STARS #5 JUGHEADS DOUBLE DIGEST #159 KING CITY #7 KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #160 LONE RANGER #21 LOONEY TUNES #185 MARVEL ZOMBIES 5 #1 (OF 5) MASS EFFECT REDEMPTION #4 (OF 4) MUPPET SHOW #4 NEMESIS THE IMPOSTORS #2 (OF 4) NEW AVENGERS LUKE CAGE #1 (OF 3) PHANTOM GENERATIONS #10 REALM OF KINGS SON OF HULK #3 (OF 4) RED ROBIN #11 RED SONJA WRATH OF THE GODS #3 (OF 5) SHIELD #1 (MARVEL) SPARTA USA #2 (OF 6) SPIDER-MAN FEVER #1 (OF 3) STAR WARS PURGE HIDDEN BLADE ONE SHOT STARSTRUCK #8 STEPHEN KINGS N #2 (OF 4) STREET FIGHTER II TURBO #12 (OF 12) A CVR RYU SUPERMAN LAST STAND OF NEW KRYPTON #2 (OF 3) SUPERMAN SECRET ORIGIN #5 (OF 6) (RES) SWEET TOOTH #8 TANK GIRL DIRTY HELMETS (ONE SHOT) THOR AND WARRIORS FOUR #1 (OF 4) TURF #1 ULTIMATE COMICS X #2 UNCANNY X-MEN #523 XSC VENGEANCE OF MOON KNIGHT #7 WALT DISNEYS COMICS & STORIES #705 WARLORD #13 WEIRD WORLD OF JACK STAFF #2 WOLVERINE WEAPON X #12 WORLD WAR HULKS #1 WWHS ZOMBIES VS ROBOTS AVENTURE #3 ZORRO MATANZAS #3 (OF 4)

Books / Mags / Stuff AREA 10 HC BATMAN AND ROBIN DELUXE HC VOL 01 BATMAN REBORN BLACK HISTORY LEADERS TP CLASSIC BIBLE STORIES HC VOL 01 JESUS COURAGE MARK DISCIPLE DAREDEVIL GUARDIAN DEVIL TP NEW PTG HOT MOMS TP VOL 01 (A) IRON MAN VS WHIPLASH TP JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE TP VOL 14 JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #295 LIL ABNER HC VOL 01 MARVEL ZOMBIES 04 TP ROCK N ROLL COMICS TP VOL 02 HARD ROCK HEROES SECRET SIX DEPTHS TP TOYFARE #154 MCFARLANE PRINCE OF PERSIA CVR UNCLE SCROOGE THE HUNT FOR OLD NUMBER ONE SC VIKING HC VOL 01 LONG COLD FIRE WITCHFINDER IN THE SERVICE OF ANGELS TP VOL 01 WONDER WOMAN AMERICAN ICON HC

What looks good to YOU?

-B

Abhay Did Capsule Reviews in April 2010

I think the last time I tried to do capsule reviews was in 2008; honestly, I don't think I'm too good at them.  But let me type anyways, let me stretch the old "whine about comics, boo-hoo, comics make me :( emoticon" muscles, lest they atrophy. Oh, what a tragedy that would be.  If you'll indulge me.

NOT SIMPLE by Natsume Ono:  This was the book of the moment briefly in January; it's sort of like Pokemon, but with gay longing instead of adorable monsters.
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What is the Pokemon formula, the shonen formula?  A (1) young character goes on a (2) quest that (3) takes him from places to place, a quest to (4) be the very best at something, in order to (5) fulfill a dream that he's had (6) since childhood; his (7) optimism and (8) kind nature (9) shock but (10) ultimately attract others to aid him in his quest.  And that's the story of NOT SIMPLE-- it a 10 out of 10.  The only difference with NOT SIMPLE is that tragedy upon tragedy is inflicted on the main character, in place of fun, shonen hijinks.  I mean-- it's a great formula; I like the formula; but not so much in a serious adult drama.  FROST/NIXON/LIGHTSABERS?  I would watch that; opening night.  Just not so much if it were pretending to be a serious adult drama.
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(Sure-- maybe you could make a reasonable counter-argument that I'm advancing a false and spurious notion that "art" has to, like, defy the industry of its creation in order to be "art."  Maybe.  Maybe you should stop undressing me with your eyes).
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The story is told sometimes from the viewpoint of a gay Japanese author watching the main character's tragedy from afar, maybe in love with the main character but too depressed to act on his feelings.  With that character, I thought Ono was on to something-- that character felt real and his depression seemed interesting.  I wanted to read a comic about that character, but I wanted to see the gay Japanese guy interacting with another character in his weight class, instead of Luffy from One Piece. I just couldn't be persuaded to believe in the main character. Was the juxtaposition of the two a sort of genre commentary?  I suppose that's one way we can read it, that Ono was suggesting the manga formula is a lie beacuse real life is "not simple"...?  I don't know-- do you think that's interesting, comics about comics?  Me, not so often.
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Ono can put together an effective scene, but I didn't end NOT SIMPLE feeling like she was making an observation about the world or people in it.  It felt instead like she'd built a contraption of misery, and was simply revealing the contraption.  Her drawings are striking, very immediate-- I love how her characters consume the page.  But it all felt mechanical; Rube Goldberg but with child molestation, instead of dominos (i.e. worst OK GO video ever).
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BLACK BLIZZARD by Yoshihiro Tatsumi: This is basically an EC crime comic, but at 128 manga pages instead of being an 8-page EC comic.  I can see how it'd be of interest to, like, comic critics, people smarter than me:  if you're intersted in how manga's format allows it to investigate the psychology of a moment, I suppose seeing dull, cliched material like this stretched out to an unnecessary length would be of academic interest.  If you're interested in Tatsumi-- this isn't really like the good Tatsumi but I suppose it's... well, more...?  And I suppose there's always something interesting about comics that have been quickly made-- some of the drawings are funny, I think on purpose.
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I should probably be more into it, but I'm lazy-- I'd rather have read the 8-page Johnny Craig version and just gotten on with my night.  Internet porn's not going to surf itself.  A great cartoonist (at least later in his career), improvising a crime comic as he goes...?  I can see how that would be of interest. But if that's what you're looking for, I think Gilbert Hernandez's book from January THE TROUBLEMAKERS already nailed that vibe perfect-like.  Yeah, it's unfair to compare a young Tatsumi with a veteran Gilbert Hernandez.  But everything I felt Hernandez did right with THE TROUBLEMAKERS, I didn't feel with Tatsumi.  With THE TROUBLMAKERS, I never felt that either Hernandez or I knew what was going to happen next-- anything could and does, in that book-- but whatever happened was going to be dark, cryptic, a little slimy.  Fun times; swell book.  I never felt that anything could happen with BLACK BLIZZARD-- and not much really does.  There are effective stretches of storytelling; the book sustains a nightmare "someone's chasing us" vibe effectively at least until it jams a slab of exposition down your throat at the end; certainly, the book design is swell.  But it just stayed very earthbound.
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Plus, I know it's uncool to say; I'm an uncool guy; I'm sorry, but:  it kinda really doesn't make any sense at all something this minor's been translated into English, and L'AUTOROUTE DU SOLEIL hasn't been.  I know, I know-- uncool.
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THE SNAKE by Eric Kutner and Adam Goldstein:  Patton Oswalt mentioned this movie in a GQ interview; it's available on Netflix On Demand.  Oh, man, you guys. The movie's not perfect--  some pretty dopey parts run a little long, the second act is a little long in the tooth, the creative team try to mix in some pretty worthless Borat-type antics into the narrative which aren't interesting at all, and there's a slow part in the middle where the movie really fools you into thinking you're watching a Hollywood comedy that's a bit of grind; Margaret Cho has a cameo, and I can't say I'm a fan.
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But Adam Goldstein's performance.  Oh, man.
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If you have the stomach to appreciate it, Adam Goldstein plays maybe the worst, most repulsive fucking douchebag maybe in movie history.  And he's the star of the movie; he's the main character-- the entire movie is watching this complete piece of shit.  There's a kind of piece of shit, if you hang out in a certain neighborhood, or go to a certain kind of bar, you hate that fucking guy on sight, and Goldstein plays the King of Those Fucking Guys; he plays their Emperor; he commits to that character so fucking hard, it's almost like watching some kind of awful Olympics.  He so overwhelmingly is that guy, that even the parts of the movie I wasn't that into, I couldn't stop watching, wanting the entire time to suffocate the main character with a pillow. It's not a mumblecore movie, but it has no budget; no big actors; just this performance.
Here's BEST SHOW ON WFMU's Tom Scharpling talking about Goldstein:
After fifteen minutes you want to murder the bag of human garbage... It’s one of those performances that you cannot believe you’re seeing. Goldstein plays it SO slimy at every single turn. There’s barely a line that comes out of his mouth that doesn’t make you want to punch him. But he’s hilarious - it’s like Chris Elliott’s character as performed by Daniel Day-Lewis. An absolute turn of brilliance...  it’s almost like THE SNAKE is a nature film documenting the worst animal on earth, who just happens to be human... Adam Goldstein gives the performance of all of our lives."
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It's not for everyone; the SNAKE is a comedy about fucking eating disorders, which... not everyone finds those funny, maybe. (If you prefer really intensely stupid, juvenile humor, there's a totally-dumb, very-dumb PG-13 kids movie that I'm fond of called the SASQUATCH DUMPLING GANG, also on Netflix on Demand).  But if you can handle super-black, cringe humor, I think the SNAKE is worth a look for Goldstein's performance.
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I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BAND by Julie Klausner.
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Speaking of guys being douchebags-- if you have a lady friend  whose having a hard time with the dating, this may be something you might want to get them.  It's not a dating manual or anything like that-- Klausner is a comedienne writing about her history of failed relationships with assorted hipsters, rockers, losers and perverts. One chapter is entitled "Star Wars is a Kids' Movie"... I haven't read that one yet, but I'm guessing it hits close to home.
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But it's a funny book-- funny stories.  For relationship stories, I guess I like things that hit both "vulgar" and "sweet," which I think Klausner does.  A story about a guy Klausner dates who enjoys the taste of his own semen-- that's probably vulgar, I suppose.  But there's something so sweet and sad when Klausner describes how it made her feel unnecessary to the relationship:  "I mean, what's the point of having a girl in the room if all you want to do is dine on your own jizz?  Why not cut out the middleman?"
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Hipsters, rockers, losers and perverts-- I guess I've known a few of those, and I guess I can admit I've had that thought cross my head of... "I like my friend; my friend is a great guy; I should hang out with my friend more;  his new girlfriend seems nice and normal-- why is a nice, normal girl like that dating a total scumbag like my friend?!"  It's nice getting to hear the other side of those stories (without crying involved)...
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The book's intended audience is plainly women-- a good chunk of the book involves pep talks, for the ladies, or talking about sexism, or what have you.  Men versus guys; "nerds who fear women and aren't sensitive despite their marketing; they just dislike women in a new, exciting way"; men are like Kermit and women are like Miss Piggy (it might not sound like it, but that part's actually really good); so on.  I don't know that I'm the best audience for those parts; I don't know that I agree with everything there, necessarily.  But I just enjoy reading this kind of thing, lately-- it's been a big surprise for me because I always thought of relationship books as being the type of thing I'd never enjoy, until just recently.  I don't know what's changed.  I guess I just feel like I've read enough from guys; I kind of know what guys think about.  They think about robots, on fire, murdering dolphins.  There was that one song, in the 80's:
I know what boys like / they like ro-bots,
murdering dol-phins / while on fi-re,
BOYS LIKE ME.
(Hand Claps; Hand Claps)
You can hear Klausner read one of her stories on youtube.
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POWERS #3 by Brian Michael Bendis, Mike Avon Oeming, and Co.:  I was very, very unhappy with POWERS #2; I didn't like #1 much either, but especially #2.  They tried to do a big superhero action spectacle in #2, which is just something too many other books do, which Bendis himself does in too many other books.  I don't want POWERS to be like other books; I want it to be special; POWERS is my "thick or thin" book, the comic I'm sticking with until they end it, come what may; man, #2 was a bummer.
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So, Issue #3 was that much more of a relief!  Relief!  It's as much as I've liked a superhero action piece in a good while, as much as I've liked a comic from everyone involved in years maybe; POWERS doing the kind of action that I think the book excels at, that I want from the book more than anything:  superhero comic as survival horror.   I think the book's always been at its very best when it's mined that vein, and POWERS #3 is 41 pages of it.  The whole issue is three people in a car, trying to get away from a crazed superhero flying after them.  Acton spectacle, but something fresh, from a different perspective, from a different point of view.
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Plus, Bendis brings back something I haven't seen him really do for a while, too long, where the book's got a second level of tension that arises from the book's main character doing the Wrong Thing.  A main character making a morally wrong decision, out of selfishness and stubbornness-- here, Walker has superpowers but he's keeping them a secret from the people around him.  He can save the day if he's willing to sacrifice everything in his life, but he refuses to do it.  He makes the morally wrong choice; he makes the selfish choice; it's not even mentioned in the comic-- it's all under the surface.  The entire 41 pages of action spectacle are all about characer, the main character's integrity being tested, finding out through action who the main character is, the fun of watching a character make decisions.  This!  Not the other stuff!!  THIS!!!
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Bendis, Oeming, the entire POWERS crew, everyone just seemed in their zone on this one.  I think volume 3 still hasn't quite explained why the story is continuing past what felt like a very definitive ending at the end of volume 2-- both Walker and Deena had been on very fully journeys by the time the end of #2 rolled around.  (Though, I guess it would be cool if volume 1 was act 1, volume 2 was act 2, and volume 3 was the final act in Walker's story, I suppose-- if they could pull that off).  And boy, am I ever confused where all the pieces are, anymore, after all the delays and breaks-- the federal government storyline, the Powers-have-been-around-forever storyline, that cosmic-storyline (didn't the Pope die in POWERS at one point??).  But it's just so fucking nice to feel glad that the book's back, finally.  Sweet, sweet relief!
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GARY PANTER, at the Hammer Museum: I was at that Gary Panter talk a couple months back, at the Hammer Museum at UCLA.  As part of the Hammer's big Robert Crumb exhibition, the museum brought Gary Panter in to talk about modern art.  At least up until the Q&A session, where it of course almost immediately became question-time from art school kids wanting Gary Panter to talk about drugs.  I was sitting next to the stoned art school girls (a.k.a. the entire audience for the speech), all of whom were whispering "yesssssssssssssssss" in unison every time Panter mentioned drugs.  I love you so much, stoned art school girls.  I love you so much.  Yesssssssssssssssss.
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September 2009 in 6 minutes from DaveAOK on Vimeo.

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2009 IN 6 MINUTES by Dave Seger:  Oh, I don't even remember how I found out about these; I found these by accident.  In 2009, Seger would film part of his life every single day, and then at the end of every month, cut the footage down into 6 minutes, with each day receiving no more than 15 seconds of screentime, all set to music.
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And so over the course of twelve 6-minute movies, you see every day of a year in this guy's life (with only a couple exceptions that i can recall).  You slowly start to recognize faces-- blonde guy, brunette girl, etc., but mostly it's a blur of these tiny moments.  A couple seconds of a party, a couple seconds in a car, a couple seconds in a line;  Seger started working in some capacity on the NBC show COMMUNITY in 2009, and so that's sometimes in the background, but just in the tiniest of intervals.  Sometimes happy moments; usually, quiet moments; everyone seems pretty aware of the camera, Seger and friends pout and make faces to  the camera constantly, but that doesn't really ruin it for me anyways.
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I like these videos, I guess, because while I watched them, I did get to thinking what the movie for a year for my life would look like.  It wouldn't be much of a movie, really; honestly, it wouldn't be as good as David Seger's probably. But there would be some good parts, I hope. I hope. It was a good thing to think about.
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THE ASSASSINATION OF ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND AND SOPHIE, DUCHESS OF HOHENBERG:  I just hope that someday, the guy who letters CAPTAIN AMERICA can be brought to justice.
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SPARTA #1 by Dave Lapham, Johnny Timmons and Co.:  It has a pretty cool premise, this comic-- it's about a remote small town, nestled in the mountains, absurdly obsessed with football, controlled by facist forces, where mysteries abound.  Lapham goes all-out, as usual.
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But it's got these distracting, Tiger Beat drawings of Colin Farrel.  He's the artist's model for the main character.  I like the premise, but I don't know if I can get past it, guys.  Here's a panel next to the very first image google turns up for Colin Farrell-- feel free to tell me I'm nuts:
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Dude, Colin Farrel's not even an obscure actor; he was almost an A-list actor for a while there.  TIGERLAND.  IN BRUGES.  MINORITY REPORT.  MIAMI VICE.  He's been in a ton of movies, a ton of them.  He's very, very recognizable.  I can watch Colin Farrel movies, on the Superstation, movies created by small armies of skilled professionals.  And they're free!  TBS doesn't charge me $3 to see Colin Farrel have an adventure.  Why would you purposefully remind me of that fact?  "My comic is called 'There's a Lot of Free Porn Easy to Find on the Internet.'"  What? No! That's a horrible title!
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I mean, do you even know how inexpensive cameras are?  If an artist wants to use photo-reference, there's cameras everywhere.  I have a camera that came with my phone.  All you need is either to (a) own a phone, or (b) know someone who will lend you their phone for 5 minutes.  That's it.  That's all.  Take a photo of yourself.  Take a photo of your best friend. Take a photo of your dad.  Take a photo of your mom.  Your mom is about as manly as Colin Farrel.  Your mom has stubble.  Take a photo of your he-mom.  All you need to avoid punk moves in your comics is to just live somewhere where phones exist.
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RANDOM THOUGHT ABOUT COMICS:  I was in a suit the other day; pretty often, I have to wear a suit for work.  And ... I like suits, but I hate having to wear suits; does that make sense?  Anyways, I realized that almost every singly time I'm in a suit, my mind flashes on that opening shot of that movie OUT OF SIGHT.  Man, I must think about that shot pretty much every single time I'm in a suit.
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And I have dozens of things like that.  I work in an office; if I go outside and the skies are super-blue, there's a moment when I think of playing hooky, and flash on that moment in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, right at the beginning:  Ferris opening up his windows, "How can I can be expected to go to high school on a day like this?"  The kid on the Big Wheel riding down the hallway in the SHINING, when I'm in a hotel. Sandler dancing in PUNCHDRUNK LOVE, in certain cereal aisles.  That shot of Faye Wong on the escalator in CHUNGKING EXPRESS, on airport escalators.  William H. Macy walking into the bar in MAGNOLIA-- which isn't even a movie I like all that much.  There's a moment from an episode of KATE AND ALLIE, I shit you not, when I see coins in a fountain, which is especially weird and something I really, really wish wouldn't happen-- why can't I think about LA DOLCE VITA?  Nope, fuck you, Fellini:  KATE AND fucking ALLIE for the win.   I think of FREDDY VERSUS JASON every-time I climax, sexually.
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Do you have those, too? Tiny, tiny bits of business from pop culture that just sort of flash into your head involuntarily?  (I sure hope so, otherwise this is a little awkward, you guys.)
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Any of them from comics?
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I can't really think of any, myself.  I remember that line "San Fran turned manga" popped into my head the last time I drove into San Francisco, that I laughed at myself for being such a lame, lame nerd.  It's a line from one of my favorite comics, THE INVISIBLES, one of the best-est issues of that book maybe, but ... I don't drive into San Francisco often enough to know if that was a regular thing, or just a sad thing that happened once.  Maybe-- maybe the kids lying on the hills in BLOOM COUNTY..?  But I don't hang out on hills.  I don't live anywhere there's winter or snowmen, so no to CALVIN AND HOBBES. I don't go to a psychiatrist, so no to PEANUTS. If I drive through a certain kind of town to get gas, on the way somewhere else, one of those "why is this town even here; why are these people staying here" type places, there are drawings of the town in ACME NOVELTY LIBRARY, maybe. But I don't go on those kinds of drives too often.  Anyone, anything?
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CERVICAL CANCER:  What? No!  I didn't-- how did that--
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Oh, ads for Cervical Cancer-- you're exactly like that movie the WEDDING CRASHERS, only funny.
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FRANKENCASTLE by Rick Remender, Tony Moore, & Co.:  This is the only comic of its ilk I'm really getting any kind of charge out of right now.  I don't think I've read every issue, but I think they're onto something here.  They killed the Punisher and transformed his comic into a monster comic.  Tony Moore took a breather the other day, and Dan Brereton filled in.  The Brereton fill-in kind of underlined how I enjoy the book as being... Guys on a project that plays perfectly to what I think are their strengths, maybe...?  Do I want to read Rick Remender write a crazy, moody monster comic with colorful villains and messed-up heroes?   Do I want to see Tony Moore draw a bunch of gross, disgusting weirdos having crazy adventures?  Dan Brereton drawing giant Japanese monsters...?  Yeah: I think I can be persuaded.
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I'd enjoyed Remender-Moore on things like FEAR AGENT and especially XXXOMBIES, but I'm really very much not in the mood for this particular kind of mainstream comic right now.  So, I drag my feet with this comic, more than a little.  But, heck:  it's a fun comic.  If there's anyone else in the mainstream right now who are on a book as well suited for their strengths-- it's gotten by me...
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Anything else going on in the mainstream?  I'm partial to that Howard Chaykin DIE HARD: YEAR ONE book-- I really admire how Chaykin used a DIE HARD comic book as an excuse to do his own thing about New York in the 1970's.  It still satisfies the basic DIE HARD formula, but the early issues especially, he even gets away with ignoring John McClane for long stretches.  In a DIE HARD comic.  Which I thought was funny.  Beyond that book and the Remender-Moore... Gosh, slim pickings from the mainstream for me.  I tried a couple issues of that Jonathan Hickman FANTASTIC FOUR run people seem excited about-- I didn't get much a charge from it. His SECRET WARRIORS book seemed okay, the couple of those I saw; if I were more patient. But FF-- I didn't see what other people apparently are seeing.  Maybe I picked the wrong issues; color me envious, I guess.  DC... You know, if Cameron Stewart can't get me to enjoy reading Grant Morrison's BATMAN, nothing can; so, so boring!  I guess I've been sleeping on a lot of people, but I don't really have the sense that I've been missing anything special.  Am I missing anything?
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TALES OF THE GOLD MONKEY -- OPENING CREDITS:  I'd never heard of this show before, and I really wish I could explain how delighted I was the first time I saw this.  "I never heard of this bit of pop culture, and now I know this exists" kind of has its own weird, sad vibrational frequency of happiness.

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Noel Murray wrote an essay the other day about 22 SHORT FILMS ABOUT SPRINGFIELD, with this passage-- I thought of it as I was watching those opening credits:
One value of a good reference is that it can send fans of one pop-culture artifact on little expeditions, tracking the secret history of the shows, music, and movies they like by digging through their footnotes. We become archaeologists of pop, like the heroes of the Warren Ellis/John Cassaday comic-book series Planetary. (How’s that for a reference?) There’s a longstanding tradition of this kind of digging in the arts, often under the loftier guise of creating and studying canons. But the ’90s were more about rewriting the canon, and making sure that all the junk of the past got preserved alongside the classics. Was all that pack-ratting worth it in the long run?
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I'm sure a lot of you remember this show, but I would swear I'd never heard of it until Shout Factory announced they were bringing the show out on DVD last month.  After Indiana Jones, after RAIDERS, ABC tried to create its own show in the classic adventure mold, with a premise ripped every which way from Milton Caniff.  This was a Donald Bellisario show-- he did Magnum, P.I., Airwolf, Quantum Leap, others.  I might not even like the show, if I ever see it, but just that feeling of "This is totally a thing that exists."  Hard to believe it's even real, those opening credits-- it looks like something Rob Schrab might have created for Channel 101.  There's a dog in an eyepatch in the first fifteen seconds!  But it's real! It's totally a thing that exists! I know it's not discovering King Tut's tomb by any means, but... it's just its own, weird frequency of happiness, the only way I can think to put it.
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THE NERDIST PODCAST by Chris Hardwick, Jonah Ray, & Co.:  This is a solid podcast, if you do the whole "listen to podcasts while working late hours because your life is grim and gray" thing, if you like hearing funny people interview comedians.  There are many such podcast,  of late-- Marc Maron's WTF Podcast is also quite good.  But this one, in particular, I feel like they've been on such a terrific roll, with consistently excellent interviews so far with Drew Carey, Andy Richter, Adam Corolla, Jim Gaffigan, and more.  Hardwick himself is one of my favorite people to see perform; the conversations all range nicely from silly to insightful; and more than anything, more than anything-- John Hamm doing a Brody Stevens impression.  If you understand what that means (and you probably do; you're hip people; you're on the internet, you're reading blogs)-- holy shit, goddamn, that made me laugh.
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DRAWINGS FROM 2008 INSPIRED BY HANSEL & GRETEL by Lorenzo Mattotti:  In 2008, Mattotti reduced the story of Hansel and Gretel to six drawings, as part of a group of artists creating art based on the classic fairy tale in connection with a production of Engelbert Humperdinck’s Hansel and Gretel opera. They've been on the internet for a couple years now; I don't remember who reminded me of them the other day; the internet just has a pleasant way of re-noticing and re-linking to things past their initial shelf date.  Besides just enjoying the drawing on their own terms, I think, moreso than the other artists interpreting Hansel and Gretel, Mattotti gets something essential about the story into his drawings, by focusing on the difference in scale between the children and the dark world around them.  Mattotti's Hansel and Gretel seem that much more fragile, being so surrounded by the woods, by Mattotti's thick, slashes of black.
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NEMESIS by Mark Millar and Steve McNiven:  With the hype building on KICK-ASS, I thought I'd check up on Millar, his new thing.  I'm not a fan, but Millar's The Guy Who Won-- worth paying attention to, for that reason.  I suppose I agree with most of the negative criticisms I've heard of this, most of all that it's just a movie pitch masquerading as a comic, most of all that.  But, that said, I enjoyed it regardless.  It's a comic book about violence, featuring violence, and starring violence, and so I approve of the message that this comic was trying to convey, to the youth, that message being: violence.
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I can't stand the character design for the main character, though. Does McNiven have no talent whatsoever for character design, or was something this dull requested of him?  Setting aside the character design,  the idea of reviving the old French character Fantomas for the modern age? I think there's a cleverness to that.  (Fantomas's character design had panache, but...) Looking at the U.S. market, and saying, "The U.S. audience hates itself enough now to root for Super-Bin-Laden"-- that takes a mix of total stupidity and market savvy that Millar arguably is the best at; that mix is arguably his specialty.
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My gut say he's right-- the time does feel perfect for a Fantomas revival.  If nothing else, it was pretty obvious to a lot of people that last BATMAN movie would have been a much better movie without Batman, so Millar being fast enough to profit from that observation-- you know, what else can you say but well done.
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I hope future issues of NEMESIS feature Super-Bin-Laden wreaking total havoc upon decadent Western civilization.  Violence; explosions; kaboom!  This sounds like I'm joking, but I very sincerely enjoy seeing violence in a comic book-- I really am not a very sophisticated human being.  As long as the comic is violent, and I don't have to deal with Millar writing about race, or sex, or ... really, any kind of attempt whatsoever to write about real human people or real human concerns.  If he can avoid those three things, please, please, we should be good to go here.
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CALIFORNIA ROLL by John Vorhaus:  My life's been pretty hectic this year, so I've downshifted lately from serious books back to crime comedies.  I just finished CALIFORNIA ROLL; headed into the sequel to the SPELLMAN FILES.  This book, CALIFORNIA ROLL, I don't know if it was very good or not.  It's about Con Artists, and I have a huge blind spot when it comes to con artists.  I really think con artists are the very best thing a story can be about.  Since I was a kid, with the STING; anything Mamet; DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS; I didn't really like that movie the BROTHERS BLOOM very much at all, as a movie, and even then, I still walked out of it completely happy just because... You know, people got conned in it.  (Everything but MATCHSTICK MEN, basically-- that movie was the exception to the rule-- it was all stinky).
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It's about a half-dozen con artists colliding in Los Angeles.  What I like about it is ... You know, a movie about con artists, you're always sitting there the whole time thinking "Oh, I know what's going on-- the con artist is being conned.  I went to college."  You're always playing that game of trying to outsmart the characters.  With this book, the main character is doing the same thing: he realizes he can't trust a single thing anyone is telling him, and so most of the book is his internal process of trying to figure out if he's being outsmarted or if he's overthinking the situation he's in, getting paralyzed by a fundamental uncertainty as to what the hell the plot of the book even is.
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That was enough fun for me.  If the rest of the book was terrible, I wasn't really paying close attention.  The book walks through a half-dozen cons along the way, big and small.  That said, a con artist story does kinda live or die by its ending, and I thought CALIFORNIA ROLL fell apart near its end with (a) a contrivance concerning the main character that I really didn't care for, and (b) some physical action, which is not what I want from this particular genre: I want to see characters win because they've outsmarted other characters, not worked out harder at a gym.  But I need frothy right now; I don't have the energy for anything besides frothy?  On that level, this did okay enough by me.
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RANDOM ANIMATED GIF:  I love this animated gif so, so much, but I don't want to know anything about it.  Did you see that last Coen Brothers movie, A SERIOUS MAN?  I think they made the point in that movie that applies equally to this animated-gif:  sometimes, you just have to embrace the mystery.

Am I weird for...

... having the two people I most wanted to have a long conversation with at WonderCon by Heidi MacDonald and Tom Spurgeon? Mission accomplished, too.

Fun time tonight at the Cartoon Art Museum's party -- thanks to SF's own Comic Outpost for stepping up and paying for the refreshments.

Less than 24 hours to our own bacchanalia -- I think it is going to be epic!

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Comix Experience is 21 today

About 3 hours from now, 21 years ago, I walked down the block (I literally only lived a block away back then) and threw on the lights for the very first time. As I recall, we made $56 the first day open -- I was so proud!

I was 21 years old myself when I opened the store, which means from now on, I've been doing this longer than I haven't been doing it. Jinkies!

I'm wearing the teal and pink CE shirt today, to celebrate -- well, in my defense, it WAS the 1980s.

Plus, Ben lost his second tooth today, so it's a real day for milestones!

-B

No Pictures: Derby Dugan

There were times, while reading the Derby Dugan trilogy of novels, when I wondered if author Tom DeHaven really, really hated Michael Chabon. Or, at least, was jealous of the success and praise he'd received for The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Chabon's 2000 novel that in many ways does the same trick of mixing comic industry and social history as the Dugan books, but to much louder acclaim. Maybe DeHaven felt like he should've written about superheroes instead, which'd explain why he went on to write the wonderful It's Superman!, who knows? The trilogy - FUNNY PAPERS, DERBY DUGAN'S DEPRESSION FUNNIES and DERBY UNDER GROUND - span more than a century, beginning with the dawn of newspaper cartoons, then jumping to the creation of comic books, before an ambitious final book about Underground Comix and the beginning of the 21st century. The ambition of the final book is actually its undoing: It bites off more than it can chew, and comes off as scattered, obvious (There's a chapter that feels too much like a character is possessed by an apologetic DeHaven, explaining himself and his choices, and the book ends with a fictional letters column deflecting imaginary criticism) and, ironically considering it features a comic called Misanthrope, bitter and hateful towards its characters. It's a sad, frustrating ending for what, until that point, had been an enjoyable series, one that feels like DeHaven lost his balance in an attempt to make a Grand Statement about creativity and creators.

The best of the books is Depression Funnies; self-assured, tight and given swagger through the narration of well-meaning heel Al Bready, ghost-writer for the Derby Dugan newspaper strip who's fallen in love with the character (A running theme throughout all three books: Protagonists who feel protective about Dugan even though they have no control over him - Funny Papers' Walt Geebus steals the character from his true creator, and Under Ground's Roy Looby is an underground comix creator who makes his name ripping off the character decades after Dugan has disappeared from newspapers), and there's a knowing pulpyness to the book that keeps it from the sprawl of the other two, with an ending that feels both anti-climactic and perfectly fitting everything that'd come before.

Funny Papers, the first of the books - and one written a decade and a half earlier than the others - is rough and, at times, self-indulgent, but more rewardingly so than Under Ground; it's a novel that I always found entertaining, but not really compelling, if that makes sense - I would manage to be easily distracted into reading other books in between bouts of it, even though everytime I picked it up, I felt hooked. I'm not sure how to describe that feeling, properly: Good, but not great, maybe...?

Comparing this trilogy to Kavalier and Clay may be unfair - Both share an interest in legitimizing comic culture, yes, as well as providing an overview of American history, but the Dugan books are less grandiose and mainstream than Chabon's book, and ultimately more self-destructively true to their subject matter. Even with the mess that Under Ground becomes, there's something honest about the journey of the fictional-even-within-the-fiction character of Derby Dugan that keeps you reading all the way through to the end, hoping despite everything that there's a happy ending for everyone.

An Interview with Donald Glut, by Abhay

I noticed a promotional campaign for a vampire novel the other day:  PULP 2.0 Press, a pulp-fiction company, was promoting the re-release of BROTHER BLOOD, a "Blaxploitation" vampire novel written in 1969, set on Los Angeles's Sunset Strip.  The author's name-- Donald Glut-- rang a bell; sounded familiar.  Much later, I realized that I had seen his name any number of times in the last couple years, looking through the great old Warren magazines like EERIE for which he wrote extensively.  Some of you may also recognize his name from the novelization of the EMPIRE STRIKES BACK.

Mr. Glut was gracious enough to agree to an interview.  I had intended this interview to concern his career in the comics, seeing as this is a comic book blog and all, but this one really didn't go as planned.  Over the course of my research, I found that Mr. Glut's comic career was just the tip of the iceberg, in a varied career in the entertainment business, which has included stints in film, rock music, Saturday morning cartoons, non-fiction, pulp fiction, voice-over, comic books, and possibly more. My thanks to Mr. Glut again for agreeing to the following, which I hope you enjoy.

As I understand from other interviews, you started making amateur movies as a teenager in Chicago, and then continued as a USC film student in the 1960's, where your student films included your own films featuring Superman, Captain Marvel, and the Spirit.  How common were those kinds of fan movies for superhero characters at that time?  I know that it's become relatively common lately, with youtube filled with these very lavish, comic book movies from amateur filmmakers.  But I don't really know the history of that sort of thing, I suppose.

Actually, I made my first amateur movie, a dinosaur film titled DIPLODOCUS AT LARGE, back in 1953 when I was only nine years old, still a few years away from being a teenager. Then, discouraged by the way that turned out, I went into “hiatus,” not attempting another amateur movie until 1956, when I made another dinosaur movie called THE EARTH BEFORE MAN. At that point I got bitten by the “bug” and making amateur movies became my main hobby. For a number of years I didn’t know of anyone else on the planet besides myself who was making amateur movies.

I didn’t start making superhero-type films until the early 1960s, after meeting artist (and amateur superhero-movie-maker) Larry Ivie. As far as I knew back then, Larry and I were the only two fans making films about superheroes.

What stood out to me about your amateur movies was that you were often making movies of some very particular comic characters or comic stories, like the Spirit or Superduperman.  Were there lessons you took from those experiences, especially when you ended up writing some of those same characters later on in your career?

I think the amateur superhero movies I made back then were as much influenced by the old movie serials made by Republic Pictures and other studios as much as the comic books themselves. So I don’t think my amateur movie-making had any real influence on what I did or saw later in life.

I guess 90% of what I know about film history is from that Peter Biskind book EASY RIDERS RAGING BULLS, and what I remember from that is how the auteurs of the late 1960's and 1970's  (some of whom like George Lucas and John Milius, I guess, were your classmates at USC), how they were reacting to the counter-culture but also to the great Italian directors, the French New Wave, European art films. What was your sense of it at the time? In reviewing your resume, you seem to have always been more inspired by the classic horror films, monster films, Republic serials-- fantasy filmmaking which has only really just become "acceptable," but at that time was probably frowned upon.

How true, and you summed that up very well. I was always getting in trouble at USC because of my interests in those kinds of movies. Once or twice the cinema department had seriously considered booting me out, not because of my film-making abilities, but because of my personal tastes, including the fact that I liked reading comic books! It’s ironic and also a little hypocritical that USC has been so financially enriched by contributions by people like Lucas who became rich making the kinds of movies I nearly got expelled for liking back then.

You mentioned in one interview, that after your film school years, you were a musician, you went from film school into the music business.  Were you in the music business in Los Angeles in the late 1960's?  Were you working in the music business during the Sunset Strip curfew riots?  I can't imagine you wanted for meeting interesting people.

I’d been a musician since 1957, having played electric guitar in various Chicago “garage bands” before making my Big Move to Los Angeles in 1964. When I graduated from USC, I was so soured by my experiences at that university and the faculty’s attitudes towards me based on my personal tastes, that – when a music opportunity came up that might lead to big things – I promptly went with it.

Yes, I was working in the music business in LA/Hollywood during the great late 1960's days of the Sunset Strip. I played bass guitar in the Penny Arkade, a rock group produced by then-Monkee Mike Nesmith. The infamous Sunset Strip riots happened in November of 1966. The Penny Arkade formed the following year. That was one of the best periods ever for rock music – and one of the most creative. Yes, I met a lot of celebrity rockers during that time, many of them friends of Mike.

At a certain point, though, in the late 1970's, as I understand the story, Forrest Ackerman calls you up and gets you involved in the business of writing comics, starting with the great Warren magazines like EERIE.  And you start there, end up writing stories for the very first issue of VAMPIRELLA, writing for Gold Key, writing for Marvel, creating your own barbarian comic DAGAR THE INVINCIBLE.  Were you in New York at the time, or sending in work from L.A.?

Around the same time, you're writing for kids cartoons like Scooby Doo, Dynomutt, the Flintstones, the Go-Bots, Transformers, and so on, up to and including being involved in the creation of the HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE characters.  Were you doing comics at the same time as your career in children's television or-- I'm a little fuzzy on the timing?  What was your average workday like at that time?

I did all of my comic-book work from Los Angeles (except on a few occasions where, on vacation, I wrote them from wherever I happened to be, usually Chicago). Yes, I was doing comics and TV animation writing – also books, movie scripts, etc. – concurrently. Back then, on days that I was writing (and really on a “roll”), I could write for maybe eight hours or more, sometimes into the wee hours of night. Now my work days tend to be shorter. I get cabin fever and like to go out at night, especially if there’s a party.

Compared to film and music, and so on, what was the culture of comics like at that time?  Did you feel a part of it?  There's less money in comics; probably less of the sex and the drugs than movies or music (but I'm guessing more drugs than children's television...?); creator rights weren't really respected at the time, from what I understand. Did you have a sense of what kind of people your colleagues at that time were?

I never felt like I was really “one of the guys” (that is, the closely knit community of comic-book writers and artists based on the East Coast), even when a lot of the New York comic-book talent moved to California back around the 1970s. I guess I’ve always felt more a part of the rock ‘n’ roll community, maybe because of my days as a kind of “street kid” growing up in Chicago. Some of that may have been retained in my personality, which may explain some things. You’re probably right about the sex and drugs, which have always been a big part of the music business, long before anyone ever heard of rock music. And no, creator rights were still in their infancy, at least as comic books (as opposed to strips) were concerned. Thinking back, I believe that pretty much everyone I knew was trying to do their best work.

You went from making Captain America fan films to ultimately writing Captain America comics.  I tracked down your Captain America run, four issues which involved Captain America fighting The Corporation on the set of a new Captain America serial.  What stood out to me, though, was you didn't write the conclusion of the story you were telling (which involved Captain America fighting the Ameri-droid)-- it was handed off to Steve Gerber mid-storyline.

That's something that seemed to have happened quite frequently in that era of comics, at least Marvel comics, that writers who'd begin a series or begin a story would often not be the one to conclude it; it happened any number of times to Steve Gerber too, actually, if I remember right.  Did you expect to write the ending?  Did you have plans for the book?  Did you feel... I don't know... did you feel "respected as an artist" during your time in comics?  Was that important for you while you were working in comics?

I also wrote the character Captain America into two TV cartoon episodes, for SPIDER-MAN and SPIDER-MAN & HIS AMAZING FRIENDS. As I remember things about the comic book, I was in Chicago on vacation when Roy Thomas – who, as I recall, had been writing the CAPTAIN AMERICA book – phoned from California and asked if I’d like to write an issue.  Roy, at the time, was also pursuing a screen-writing career and, to do that, had to cut back on some of his comics writing. Of course, I wanted to write one of my all-time favorite characters!

Anyway, the story had already been penciled from Roy’s plot and all I had to do was, as Roy termed it, “dialogue” the book. Roy must have liked the job I did, because he then turned the book over to me completely. And yes, I did plan to complete the Ameridroid storyline and continue beyond that. But then, Steve Gerber entered the picture and told the Powers That Be at Marvel that he wanted to write CAPTAIN AMERICA. Steve, of course, was a Big Name at the company, and, unlike me, part of that previously mentioned “community.” So, without warning or ceremony, the book was pulled from me and given to Gerber. I had indeed planned ahead, but I no longer recall the direction I would have taken that story. Yes, I think I did want to be “respected as an artist” back in those days.

In one of the interviews you gave about your work for Gold Key, you mention "I also had a problem working black characters into the stories. One of the editors was kind of paranoid that no matter how positively we treated a black character, the NAACP or Black Panthers or someone would picket our offices – or worse. And one editor was an out-right racist!"  Was that attitude prevalent at Gold Key? Was that attitude something you ran into often in comics?

Yes, that’s true. The company as a whole – at least the West Coast branch – seemed really concerned that if a Black character were portrayed in even the slightest negative light, or as an outright villain, there would be those kinds of problems. As to one editor being a racist, I’ll never forget this … Some other comic-book company had just issued a book about a little African American kid. I’ve forgotten the title, but it was the same as this character’s name. The book also happened to be written and illustrated by an African American. I was in one office, having a discussion with one editor, when the other editor came in carrying that book. He was visible upset, angry, red-faced and physically shaken. He threw the comic book on the first editor’s desk and exclaimed (I’m remembering this verbatim), “Can you believe this?! A [the n-word] has got his own book!” That was the first and only time I’d ever heard this person express such an attitude, and the other editor and I were just stunned.

I don’t think such an attitude reared its ugly head at the other companies, at least as far as I’m aware. Look at their books from that time and you’ll see lots of ethnic characters, good and evil. In the example I gave, I don’t think there was prejudice against minorities in general or by the company; it was just this one editor who, as I discovered that day, obviously didn’t like Blacks.

Is there a particular story you think of especially fondly from your time in comics?  I would have guessed Dagar since that was a character you created, but what was surprising in my research is that despite having written numerous books like Dagar or Marvel's Krull series, you mention that you weren't really a fan of that type of fan of sword and sorcery material; you mention in an interview how Dagar was created because that kind of fantasy material happened to just be hot at that moment.

Not so much DAGAR THE INVINCIBLE. I was never much of a sword and sorcery fan and didn’t enjoy writing it much, including the KULL THE DESTROYER and SOLOMON KANE stories I wrote for Marvel. Most S&S stories – to me, anyway – seem pretty much the same, the heroes virtually interchangeable. And with all the Gold Key restrictions I had to deal with, I knew from the start that I could never bring the book up to the level I’d have liked it to reach, especially with books like Roy Thomas’ excellent CONAN out there. I was quite proud, however, of some of my other series, like TRAGG AND THE SKY GODS, but especially THE OCCULT FILES OF DR. SPEKTOR. And I really enjoyed writing THE INVADERS and WHAT IF?

I don't know if this is something you're okay talking about, but on your website, there's a cover of an adult comic you did with Brian Forbes called FANTA, published in 1984.  But I guess what stood out to me is if you did that in 1984-- you were doing adult comics around the same time as you were helping to create HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. I'm honestly not sure what the right question here is. Uhm-- what was 1984 like for you?

And... you know, as a kid, I never understood why they called that show the MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, incidentally.  That used to confuse the heck out of me.  I was always waiting for the Masters of the Universe to show up and kick everybody's ass.  I don't know.  Just wanted to mention that.

Having grown up in a family that didn’t have a lot of money, I got into the habit early on to take on just about any job that came my way – especially when I had no idea what the future might bring – including the stories collected in the FANTA book, whose magazine series title was THE HOUSE OF PLEASURE (and other “adult” material I did for that publishing company), and also MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. I have no idea why the latter was called that. That was a name I didn’t make up. Someone at Mattel did (and was probably paid Big Bucks for it.). I did, however, come up with the name Fanta. And, as Fate would have it, I was surprised with a divorce around that time and lost most of what money I had at that time, including that earned by THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. So my additional income made by writing those adult-oriented comics turned out helping me just to survive.

You become a filmmaker again, beginning with 1996's DINOSAUR VALLEY GIRLS, and continuing thereafter with VAMPIRE HUNTERS CLUB, EROTIC RITES OF COUNTESS DRACULA, MUMMY'S KISS, COUNTESS DRACULA'S ORGY OF BLOOD, MUMMY'S KISS: 2ND DYNASTY and BLOOD SCARAB, all of which you wrote, directed in and apparently sometimes appeared in singing songs.  For starters, what changed for you in 1996 that you ended up a filmmaker again?

I didn’t really appear in them singing songs, but worked some of my recorded songs – on which I both played and sang -- into the movies’ soundtracks. How did I get back into film-making? Easy – a producer friend, Kevin Glover, dropped by my house and said that the Playboy Channel had approached him to make a movie for them. He asked me if I’d like to write and direct it. I’d already worked with Kevin on several video projects, plus a cable-access TV show. So Kevin gave me this opportunity which I’d have been crazy to have turned down. I came up with the idea, story, title, etc. for DINOSAUR VALLEY GIRLS. But we decided we really wanted to own the property, not turn it over to Playboy. So off we went on our own, looking for investors, forming a company, and so forth. That’s how it all started.

The full story is in DINOSAUR VALLEY GIRLS: THE BOOK, which I later wrote for McFarland and Company, the same company that publishes my series of dinosaur encyclopedia books.

You've primarily made monster movies-- that kind of material sort of threads through your whole life, from your amateur movies to your work in comics to your other writing.  What do you think the appeal of that material is for you?  Why do you think it's something you keep going back to?

I really don’t know. I’ve loved monster movies ever since I saw CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON upon its original release back in 1954 … and then, a couple years later, reissues of some of the old Universal Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolf Man and Mummy movies, in theatres before they were released to television. They just pushed buttons in me that have remained pushed to this day.

Five of your seven movies feature Del Howison, one of the owners of the Dark Delicacies horror bookstore in Burbank, four of them playing the same character, the Bram Stoker character Renfield.  Can you tell me about that?  Is that something that's based on your friendship with Mr. Howison, or did you want something linking your movies, a "continuity" like in the comics?

Both, really. Del and I are long-time friends, but initially I didn’t even know he was an actor. Then, about 10 years or so ago, I was hired to direct a short film called THE VAMPIRE HUNTERS CLUB. Del played himself in the movie. At the same time I was gearing up to direct my second feature length movie, which was originally titled SCARLET COUNTESS (released on video and DVD as THE EROTIC RITES OF COUNTESS DRACULA, although we’re going back to the original when we reissue it). I was struck by the clarity of Del’s voice and liked the way he delivered his line. That, plus his long white hair, conjured up in my imagination a new take on the Renfield character. I didn’t want my Renfield actor doing an impersonation of any previous Renfields, particularly Dwight Frye. And yes, I wanted to maintain continuity.

There was a brief time when it looked like a scheduling conflict would prevent Del from being in BLOOD SCARAB. But I waited it out and my producer Dan Golden worked it out for Del to come back to play “Rennie.” I really didn’t want to cast anyone else but Del in that part.

You've mentioned in interviews how filmmaking is the favorite thing, of all the things you've done.  Why is that?  What's the "good part" for you?  Is it being on set?  Is it the editing?  Or is it just the final product has a certain magic to it that your other work hasn't had?

My favorite stages of making a movie, I think, are the casting and directing. I really enjoy meeting actors and also the on-set experience of directing, with all the challenges that arise, some of them requiring immediate decisions. But I also love the experience of seeing a project come together from inception to completion. Before I even start writing the script, I can see and hear in my mind some approximation of the completed movie. And seeing that movie come together – stage by stage – is to me a real turn on, especially when the finished project bears some resemblance to the original conception. The same is true for me with music. I have a song in my head, then I write it, and then hear it come together in the recording studio. That’s a great thrill for me.

Many of your movies supposedly have a certain amount of nudity if not soft-core sexual content.  So, if you'll indulge me... Okay, you have the exploitation films of the 1970's, and it's before plastic surgery hit or everybody started waxing everything, so you see really normal-looking girls, which makes the movies, I don't know, dirtier somehow.  Then, you have the 80's, and the post-Porky's wave of bad teen sex comedies, where there's a fat guy, a nerd, a hot dog stand, and it's all mysteriously funded by Canadian tax dollars.  Then, the 90's, those movies get too dark, too serious; Shannon Tweed's constantly trying to figure out if Andrew Stevens is a serial killer.  And finally, the 00's, everything gets corporatized, synergized, and there are 5 billion super-depressing "sequels" to mainstream movies, direct-to-DVD sequels to AMERICAN PIE or VAN WILDER, RATATOUILLE 2: COOKING WITH FIRE or whatever.  And that's basically my sense of four-decades worth of T&A movies and/or American history.

And what doesn't make sense to me...  There are still outlets for exploitation movies-- netflix, say.  And more importantly, there's so much technology now that wasn't available before-- digital cameras, software, amazing things.  And it's not hard to find attractive ladies who'll take off their shirts, on the internet-- I'm pretty sure that's why they built the internet.  I'd expect those kinds of movies to have gotten really great in recent years, but that hasn't really seemed to have happened, at least that I've noticed.  I'm curious if you agree or disagree, as someone whose films may be linked to that genre.

I’m not really sure what you’re asking me. My company Frontline Entertainment has made four (out of a total of six) of what are called “soft core” movies (which we’re no longer making, let me point out). We were talked into this by one of our former distributors on the prospect of their making us a lot of money. They essentially were built around a series of simulated love scenes between good-looking naked actresses. But it’s very difficult finding young, beautiful women who will get naked and do such scenes, and who can also act. At least it’s difficult when working with the small budgets we’ve always had on our movies.

So, while all of the foregoing was going on, the comics, the kid's cartoons and the filmmaking, you're also an author of numerous books, the novelization of EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, numerous non-fiction books about dinosaurs primarily, but also a good number of pulp horror titles.  I know that the great GROOVY AGE OF HORROR blog is particularly fans of your 1970's eleven-novel series, NEW ADVENTURES OF FRANKENSTEIN, most of which were only available in Spanish and German until recently.

PULP 2.0 Press is now re-releasing, BROTHER BLOOD, a book you wrote in 1969, a "horror 'blaxploitation' novel set in 1969 Los Angeles in and around the world famous landmarks of the Sunset Strip," again previously published in German.  What is it about these novels that you think are inspiring people to bring them back into print (or into print in English for the first time), decades later?

In the case of Pulp 2.0 Press, publisher Bill Cunningham is presenting them in some very creative formats. Bill is looking at these books as “productions” rather than “publications,” and as movie productions come out on DVD with all sorts of bonus features, so will these books. As far as the Frankensteins are concerned, when these stories were recently reissued by the Scary Monsters company, they were loaded with lots hundreds of extremely embarrassing (for me) typos, misspellings, repeated words and phrases, etc. Their presence was basically my fault. When I rewrote them for new publication, I was just learning to use Word … and I did the rewriting quite fast. As a result, the mistakes came in and I never caught them. They should have been dealt with by the editor, as they were all quite obvious (and easy, in my opinion) “fixes.” But they weren’t. And even some new mistakes managed to infiltrate the text. So now, when I sign a copy of one of these books, I won’t have to make anymore excuses. I hope!

What people expect of vampires seems to have changed a lot in recent years-- the big trend in vampires has been guys alive hundreds of years hitting on high-school aged girls, which people seem to find romantic instead of sad, somehow.  How do you think BROTHER BLOOD will fit into the "current landscape"?

It’s a very traditional vampire story, so maybe it won’t fit in. There’s no scene where some vampire hunter tells someone, “Now forget everything you ever knew about vampires. They can come out during the day, they’re not affected by crosses, they do cast reflections,” etc. The vampires in BROTHER BLOOD play by the old rules. And the book is very retro. No homoeroticism, no lesbian vampires, and so forth. Maybe it’s best if the novel doesn’t really fit in.

Was BROTHER BLOOD written while you were in the music business?  What was your life was like when you wrote the novel?  Was there something in particular going on with you where you felt like you wanted to see vampires devour the people around you?

BROTHER BLOOD (the original draft) was written just after my career with the Penny Arkade ended. So it would have been written in or around 1969, the same year that the story is set. At the time I was going through my “hippy” phase and spent a lot of time on the Strip, hanging around clubs like the Whiskey, the Galaxy, Gazzarri’s, etc. I had the really long hair, bell-bottom pants, boots, the whole works. At the time I also had a lot of African American friends and got to know more about what is sometimes called the “Black Community.” So those experiences might have had something to do with my decision to write a story that – in those pre-BLACULA days – would probably have been, if published, the first novel about a Black master vampire.

So as I mentioned above, your horror novels seem to have been better received in the Spanish-language and German-language.  Why do you think that sort of pulp fiction died out in this country before it did in other countries, like Germany?  That seems to be a recurring thing, where the U.S. comes up with some bit of pop culture, and other countries keep it alive longer than we do.

Hard to say. Mexico, too, was making movies into the 1960s that were basically imitations of American horror films of the 1930s and ‘40s. I guess we Americans are not only trend-setters, we also get bored a lot faster.

I can't really justify taking up your time to talk about other things, like that you're listed as an extra in the movie THE GRADUATE, or voice-over work you may or may not have done for Japanese anime.

Well, to address those issues really fast, I basically “crashed” THE GRADUATE set and walked through a scene – without pay, of course. They happened to be shooting part of the movie on  the USC campus. I never saw myself in the scene. Maybe the editor noticed the FANTASTIC FOUR comic book I was holding. And yes, in the past year I’ve done voice-over acting dubbing 21 (so far) Japanese movies into English, 20 Anime and one live-action.

When I was a kid, the kind of fantasy material that you've spent your career working with, it was not really a reputable thing. It sure didn't feel that way anyways.  Now with every year that passes, fantasy material becomes more and more recognized-- alien invasion movies get nominated for Oscars, novels about magicians and vampires become global phenomena, etc.  At the same time, it makes it more ordinary, and I don't think what I was looking for as a kid was more ordinary, another spoonful of ordinary. What do you think about what's going on?  Do you see it as a validation?

When I was a kid, there was something rebellious about liking the fantastic stuff, just like it was in liking rock ‘n’ roll music. And if you got a horror, science-fiction or fantasy movie that was even “pretty good,” that was really special. Today, the movies are almost all fantastic and rock music – a half century after those early 78 recordings – is mainstream, with the same four or five musicians on stage playing the same instruments, adopting the same stances and body language, you name it. It’s the music of the kids’ grandparents! There’s nothing rebellious or anything the kids can call uniquely their own, anymore, and I think that’s kind of sad.

I'm not sure what "finding your voice" means exactly.  But do you remember when you got to the point where you felt like you had a good idea what a "Don Glut thing" was?

Well, maybe this will answer that question. When I was a senior in high school there were a lot of things I enjoyed doing – making amateur movies, writing stories, playing music, drawing, and so forth. At the time – living in Chicago, basically a “blue collar” and sports-oriented city – I didn’t really understand that any of these “hobbies” could be turned into a profession. Then, as graduation day approached, our school had what was called “College Day,” where representatives from local and near-local colleges and universities came to make their pitches. One school was best for engineering, one for chemistry, another for business, etc. – none of which was for me.

Then, as a graduation present, my Mother took me on a vacation to Los Angeles. And it was during that trip that I learned, for the first time, that there was such a thing as USC film school – going to school to learn how to make movies! Imagine that! I still wasn’t sure exactly what I wanted to do at that point, but – especially after “College Day” – I knew what I didn’t want to do, which was work for the rest of my life some boring nine-to-five job. I think that’s where I found that “voice” you mentioned.