Fifteen, Four, and Twenty: Jeff on Being A Guest Star, and on 20th Century Boys, Vol. 3

First off, if you enjoy the roguish way in which I stammer and hum on my way to making a point, you'll probably enjoy my first guest appearance over at the Fourcast!, Fourth Letter's podcast, wherein I chat with the charming and sensible David Brothers and Esther Inglis-Arkell about Mark Waid's run on The Fantastic Four, the differences between DC and Marvel, and (very, very briefly) about how Jack Kirby might've handled The Transformers. I really enjoy listening to the Fourcast!, especially the way David and Esther represent their Marvel and DC fan positions. It's kinda like sitting down to watch a cartoon dog and a cartoon cat battle it out, and seeing them approach things with humor, intelligence, and respect, instead of very large anvils--and so I was pretty gratified to show up and play the podcast's version of the always off-guard animal control handler who ends up cranking his head crazily around his neck trying to take it all in. My thanks to David and Esther for having me on.

Now, then. After the jump, a few words about the third (and second) volume(s) of Naoki Urasawa's 20TH CENTURY BOYS.

20TH CENTURY BOYS VOL. 3: There was a page from volume two--that page where Kenji loses his shit, yelling "Donkey!!!" and lunging at the guy who killed his friend--that literally almost knocked me out of the chair--Urasawa just perfectly paced the sequence leading up to that page, and then used this incredible combination of tricks to make Kenji's reaction as visceral as possible.

I'm cheating you and Urasawa a fuckton here because the pacing leading up to this page helps give this so much power, but still: look at that. First panel tight close-up, second panel medium shot, third panel another close-up (but not as close as the first panel). And each panel is from a different angle. But thanks to the continuity of the one panel and those fifty kajillion speed lines, it all feels unified: it's like a movie shot where the handheld camera shakes at just the right moment, giving a feeling of chaotic spontaneity, of all shit busting loose. (And check out how Kenji appears to be battling those speed lines in the first two panels--they're all but breaking on his body like water--and in the third panel they're behind him, pushing him forward.) Sweet Jesus.

Although Volume 3 didn't have a similar single page that knocked me on my ass in the exact same way, it has at least three showstopping suspense setpieces, two of which are stacked right on top of each other: Kenji finds himself face-to-face with the mysterious Friend in a packed stadium; a ticking bomb scenario plays out differently than you would think; and a gathering of people at a mini-mart has disastrous consequences.

(God, there it is again. Keep in mind how the page reads from right to left--see how the action of the last panel breaks out of the grid, showing how the pulling of the baby out of her arms is showing things literally going out of control?)

In each of these, Urasawa benefits not only from his insanely strong storytelling chops, but his ability to make you care about characters and then put them in breathtakingly tense situations. Because of the structural similarities to Stephen King's IT, the comparison between King and Urasawa comes pretty quickly to mind and I wholeheartedly recommend that anyone who enjoyed King's books to check this series out: to call Urasawa a world-class storyteller is actually an understatement.

And as a fan of both Urasawa's PLUTO and MONSTER, I'm fascinated by the way those books and this one is informed by the plot device of memory. Although not as much a keystone of PLUTO (at least as far as I've gotten into the story), both 20TH CENTURY BOYS and MONSTER revolve around characters who must remember their own past in order to avoid catastrophe. I'm curious as to what extent Urasawa uses this motif as simply a way to craft a story with maximum amounts of suspense (in such a story, the action of the plot unfolds in two different directions, with events in the present gaining sudden momentousness based on what's uncoverd in the past, and events of the past gaining poignance knowing what we do about characters in the present) or to what extent he believes such a motif to be a truism. For whatever reason, I'm more than happy (unfortunately) to consider Japanese creators within the context of their country's history, and I find it interesting to consider how Urasawa's tales take place in countries rebuilt after World War II in images seemingly markedly different from the images those countries held during the war. Whatever sympathies he might hold for those raised in and under those new images, to forget what occurred before is to invite disaster. I'll be interested to see how that might play out in later volumes of 20CB. As I said before, it's EXCELLENT stuff, and I hope you consider checking it out if you haven't already.

Arriving 7/1/2009

Here is what is arriving this week to Comix Experience. Pretty solid week, without being overwhelming...

A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #106 (A)
AGENTS OF ATLAS #7 DKR
ANGEL #23
ASTONISHING TALES #6
ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN #17
ASTRO CITY THE DARK AGE BOOK THREE #3 (OF 4)
ATOMIKA #9 (OF 12) (RES)
AUTHORITY #12
BAD KIDS GO TO HELL #1 (OF 4)
BANG TANGO #6 (OF 6)
BATMAN AND ROBIN #2
BATMAN CONFIDENTIAL #31
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA FINAL FIVE #4 (OF 4)
BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #172
BOYS #32
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #26
CABLE #16
CAPTAIN AMERICA REBORN #1 (OF 5)
CHEW #2
CROSSED #6 (OF 9)
DAREDEVIL NOIR #4 (OF 4)
DEAD RUN #2
DEADPOOL MERC WITH A MOUTH #1
DESTROYER #4 (OF 5)
DOCTOR WHO CLASSICS SERIES 2 #8
EXILES #4
EXISTENCE 2.0 #1 (OF 3)
FANTASTIC FOUR #568
FARSCAPE STRANGE DETRACTORS #4 (OF 4)
FINAL CRISIS AFTERMATH RUN #3 (OF 6)
FINDING NEMO REEF RESCUE #1 (OF 4)
GEARS OF WAR #8
GRAVEL #12
GREEK STREET #1
GREEN LANTERN CORPS #38 (BLACKEST NIGHT)
GREEN LANTERN REBIRTH #1 SPECIAL EDITION
HERE COME THE LOVEJOYS #1 FATHER FIXATION (A)
HOT MOMS #12 (A)
INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #15 DKR
IRREDEEMABLE #4
JONAH HEX #45
JUGHEAD AND FRIENDS DIGEST #33
JUSTICE LEAGUE CRY FOR JUSTICE #1 (OF 7)
KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #152
LOCKE & KEY HEAD GAMES #6
LOONEY TUNES #176
MARVEL DIVAS #1 (OF 4)
MIGHTY #6
MUPPET ROBIN HOOD #2 (OF 4)
OFFICIAL INDEX TO MARVEL UNIVERSE #7
SAVAGE DRAGON #150 (NOTE PRICE)
SCOURGE OF GODS FALL #1 (OF 3)
SECRET SIX #11
SOLOMON GRUNDY #5 (OF 7)
SPAWN #193
STAR TREK WRATH OF KHAN #3
STAR WARS INVASION #1 (OF 5)
STRANGE ADVENTURES #5 (OF 8)
STRANGE EGGS JUMPS THE SHARK
SWORD #18
TERRY MOORES ECHO #13
TOY STORY MYSTERIOUS STRANGER #2 (OF 4)
UNBOUND SAGA ONE SHOT
UNCANNY X-MEN #513 DAX
USA COMICS #1 70TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
VERONICA #195
WAR OF KINGS #5 (OF 6)
WITCHBLADE #128
WITCHFINDER IN THE SERVICE OF ANGELS #1 (OF 5)
Y THE LAST MAN #1 SPECIAL EDITION
ZOMBIES THAT ATE THE WORLD #4

Books / Mags / Stuff
BOYS TP VOL 04 WE GOTTA GO NOW
BRAT PACK NEW EDITION TP
BRAVE AND THE BOLD WITHOUT SIN TP
DAREDEVIL FATHER TP
DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG #25 DEADSHOT
EVERYBODY IS STUPID EXCEPT ME & OTHER ASTUTE OBSERVATIONS GN
FAR ARDEN HC
FORGOTTEN HC VOL 02
GIRL WITH A THOUSAND CURSES GN (A)
GOON TP VOL 08 THOSE THAT IS DAMNED
GREEN LANTERN RAGE OF THE RED LANTERNS HC
HI FRUCTOSE MAGAZINE QUARTERLY #12
LONE RANGER TP VOL 03 SCORCHED EARTH
PRINCE VALIANT HC VOL 01 1937-1938
SOLOMON KANE TP VOL 01 CASTLE OF DEVIL
SPAWN ENDGAME TP VOL 01
SPIDER-MAN ELECTION DAY PREM HC
SUPERMAN BATMAN SER 7 BALANCED INNER CASE ASST (NET)
SYNCOPATED GN
VOICE OF THE FIRE SC NOVEL
WORLDS OF HP LOVECRAFT DAGON & OTHER TALES TP
WRITING FOR COMICS & GN WITH PETER DAVID REVISED ED

What looks good to YOU?

-B

An intimate sitcheeation: Douglas v. June 24 and such

DETECTIVE COMICS #854: As I was at the comics store this past Wednesday, a gentleman going through his very full pull-box announced that he wanted them to stop reserving Detective and Batman for him, because he "didn't think it was right that Renee Montoya was the Question now," and was going to "boycott the Batman titles until they bring back Vic Sage as the real Question." Dude was twice my size, and I try to avoid adding to the general poor behavior that comic book store clerks have to deal with. But I wanted to ask him: just what do you read superhero comics for? Do you actually not like enjoying them? Seriously, this is the best-looking superhero comic book there is right now--I will bet you that people are going to be talking about this in a few decades the way they talk about Steranko's Captain America. It's "fun" and "pulpy" and "thrilling" and tightly constructed as a story, and it hits its engaging-action-adventure marks in a way I wish every mainstream comic did. And you know why you don't get to read it now? Because you want some character to be exactly the way he was twenty or forty years ago. (By this point, I was not really asking inaudible questions so much as inaudibly haranguing him. I realize I'm setting this guy up as a straw man, but I did hear him with my own ears.) Is there something wrong with your old Vic-Sage-is-the-Question comics? Can you not go back to them and read them if you want to squeeze out a little more of what you think in retrospect that they made you feel once upon a time? Or OH WAIT did you slab them all or something? And so on.

Anyway, I also like the fact that both Batwoman and the Question have older men as their "filthy assistant" types, I admire how unobtrusive all the deep-continuity stuff is (Mallory showed up back in 52 #11; guess she wasn't Kate's girlfriend after all!), and I wish Ask the Question were an actual Web site. EXCELLENT.

PAPERCUTTER #10: This Greg Means-edited series is a consistently interesting-to-better-than-interesting bridge between the minicomics and bigger-than-minicomics worlds--Means has a great eye for emerging cartoonists, and Papercutter seems more tilted toward storytelling than some other anthologies of the moment. This issue, actually, has a center-spread by the emerged-and-then-some Jesse Reklaw, whose Ten Thousand Things to Do is my favorite minicomic of this year so far and makes me wish I were as productive and self-observant as he is. But its two main stories, 15 pages apiece, are by Damien Jay and Minty Lewis, who've mostly been minicomics people so far (although Secret Acres has just published a book of Lewis's PS Comics). Jay's "Willy" is a companion piece to his recent mini The Natural World, a surprisingly compassionate little supernatural story set in a medieval village. Lewis's story "Hello Neighbor" has basically the same premise as her other Fruit Pals stories: the interactions of lonely, depressed characters made weirdly hilarious by the fact that they're all drawn as ligne claire pieces of fruit with arms and legs. This one's about a slightly maladjusted, too-helpful apple who gets invited to dinner by one of his co-workers, a kiwi (whose family are all named "Kiwi" too). The whole thing's VERY GOOD, and like most issues of Papercutter, it made me want to seek out more comics by everybody in it.

CEREBUS ARCHIVE #2: The title isn't exactly accurate--this is, more specifically, the Dave Sim archive, and its first few issues are apparently going to be going through his professional career before Cerebus. This one takes us through about half of 1975: a six-page sci-fi story, a five-page horror story, a few letters from Gene Day, a caricature of Cher, and rejection notes from Marvel, Warren and Playgirl, all annotated by Sim in a gently self-mocking mode. (He notes that "hopefully at some point in 2009 I'll be able to release the complete Comic Art News and Archives 1972-1975 as the first volume of Cerebus Archives" ...yeah, I'd sort of rather see that anthology of all the uncollected Cerebus stories, if you don't mind.) I find it fascinating as a self-portrait with 35 years' worth of hindsight, and I bet I'd feel that way about any successful cartoonist's early-years-of-bitter-struggle collection. But I can't imagine many people who don't care about Sim's work as much as I do wanting to bother with his combing through his juvenilia. It's OKAY so far, and I hope he gets to the good stuff soon.

Tucker Found These Capsules On Top Of A Bowflex Machine

In an ever-desperate attempt towards anti-relevance, I gave a kid some money, told the kid to grab comics out of the "read these eventually" pile, ordered them chronologically, and will now proceed as if they came out this week. Even though they didn't.


Zap # 4, Published by Last Gasp, 1969

"... the cartoon is ugly, cheap and degrading. Its purpose is to stimulate erotic responses, and does not, as claimed, deal with basic realities of life. It is grossly shocking, demeaning the sexual experience by perverting it...it is part of the underworld press--the growing world of deceit and sex, and it is not reality or honesty, as they often claim it to be. It represents an emotional incapacity to view sex as a basis for establishing genuine human relationships or as a normal part of human condition."

That's Judge Joel Tyler, talking about Zap #4. It's in the book A History of Underground Comics, written by Mark James Estren. I like that book, but I can't recommend it comfortably until Dan Nadel and Tom Spurgeon argue about it. But it sure seems alright to me.

My "get to these eventually" stack probably has quite a few more of these Important, Ground-Shaking reads in them, but finding them is just going to be dumb luck--I couldn't remember which issue it was of Zap that had Robert Crumb's "Joe Blow" story in it, so I'll admit to being pretty surprised that the exact issue fell into my hands during the random grab. Besides "Joe Blow", I'm guessing I have enough of these types of comics--Naughty Ones--to get me labeled a go-meet-the-neighbors pervert, which is probably something I should make sure my wife is aware of. For those who haven't read it, "Blow" is the cheeky story of an American family and the awesome sex they have with one another. Dad fucks Sis, Junior nails "the greatest mom a guy ever had", and the story closes with the two youngsters heading out into the world, where they will fuck and suck one another, as well as other people not related to them by blood. "Joe Blow" doesn't stand all alone on the cliffs of depravity, either: there's also a nasty piece of filth by S. Clay Wilson, where a couple of richie-rich types bang the hell out of the maid and end up shooting her with a musket ball that makes its way through her entire body before plugging up a guy's urinary meatus. Then there's science ficion fucking. After that it's--well, actually? Every story in here is about cocks, vaginas, semen, scabs, rape, incest, penetration, cunnilingus, homosexuality, heterosexuality, bestiality (with a happy little girl and her happy little cow), except for one, because it's a one-page Crumb-draws-black-people-as-monstrous-jungle-beasts story. So yeah, Zap # 4. This is 40 years old. It's still way further out there than anything that doesn't involve Josh Simmons. To be perfectly frank, a good portion of my time reading it was spent wondering what defense one might make to old Joel Tyler and his claims regarding this particular comic. Is it ugly? Yeah, I can see that argument being made about the subject matter, and except for when Mr. Peanut gets it on, the art isn't "pretty", no matter how much everybody in "Joe Blow" enjoys themselves. "Cheap and degrading" is a tougher sell for me--none of these cartoons have that sort of tossed off hack-ness that the Eros line pumps out. I don't know what to say to the idea that Zap #4 is designed "to stimulate erotic responses". I can see that being possible for some reader, sure, but there's a pretty long stretch of road between "some people might masturbate to Gilbert Shelton's drawing of a woman with eight breasts" and the conclusion "which is exactly why Gilbert Shelton drew it that way." From there, Joel just gets stupid: "[It] does not, as claimed, deal with basic realities of life." Yeah? Neither did Tommy Lasorda, and that man's belly was a thing of magic. Neither do those silly black gowns that judges wear. "Deal[ing] with basic realities of life" doesn't define the job of art, you dick. The job of art isn't a legal argument anyway, it's an aesthetic one, and aesthetics is supposed to be discussed during marathons of Tony Hawk Pro Skater the nights leading up to the final, or on blogs no one reads. "Grossly shocking" is another waste of time too--I'll admit to being a bit thrown by the whole musket-ball-in-the-meatus panel, but all it takes is one high-school girlfriend addicted to V.C. Andrew's Dollanganger series for incest to rapidly become something that's about as shocking as a lukewarm bath. I'd keep going, but it took me forever to decide whether or not to make a sarcastic remark about Jamie Reyes. Anyway, Zap #4: it's EXCELLENT. Just don't tell anybody that I own it.

Shade The Changing Man # 1, Published by DC Comics, 1977

Before you get into Ditko magic, here's case-in-point, example seventeen-thousand, why archiving every fucking comic in the world into a hardcover misses the point: Hostess Cupcake advertisements where Batman and Robin stop the evil Pigeon Person. It's the complete lack of inflection that makes this panel work. Exclamation marks are the sign of mental decay. This is what reading old comics are for. Not just because it's ridiculous, stupid, and worth a cheap laugh.
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Never mind actually. I think just because it's ridiculous, stupid, and worth a cheap laugh.

The other thing they're for is just...well, reading old comics. I'm more turned on by the Milligan Shade, but the Ditko stuff in here is pretty great. It's a smart opener--whatever Shade's M-Vest allows him to do isn't fully explored in issue one, and that leaves Ditko free to teach by showing. It's the showing that jumps the most, the exaggerated arms that expand, the collapsing side of Rac Shade's face as his hair turns into a Spidey-signal against the wall behind him, grinning like a maniac all the while. Ditko's 4th World looking antagonist shows up to cause problems, so Shade assists in killing him with a feedback loop, and the whole plot probably takes place in about six minutes, following the initial World-Goes-Crazy opening. What's most interesting to me about Shade is that he doesn't have the personality normally attributed to the innocent-man-on-the-run type background. (If you haven't read it, Shade and a bunch of death row prisoners escaped the "Meta Zone" and a few have made their way to the "Earth Zone", only to find themselves hunted, U.S. Marshals style.) Shade's got the dogged "I'll find the guy who framed me" determination, he's probably going to try to reunite with his ex-girlfirend turned Tommy Lee Jones as well, but he's also a little bit crazy and mean. Regular people don't interest him, it seems, and he moves around them the way you might imagine Ditko does when he doesn't feel like explaining his politics or talking about Spider-man. This is a VERY GOOD comic. But they should make sure they include Pigeon Person when they reprint it. (Which they apparently have no plan to do, because God hates you.)

Vanguard Illustrated # 4, Published by Pacific Comics, 1984

Although it's the Steve Rude cover and continuing story of the world's most masochistic encyclopedia salesman--is it really worth selling a deluxe edition if you have to fight cannibal tribesman to do so?--that serves as the main feature of this issue of Pacific's anthology-by-way-of-fan-letters comic, there's a back of book story by Paul Neary and Mick Austin that really wins the day. A couple of pipe-cleaning robots meet on their way to blow up each others respective "zone", engage in a debate on the success rate of mutually assured destruction, only to be destroyed by their human overlords when the lil' devils realize that bloodthirsty general-types are rarely sane. The script is clever, but it's the art that kicks ass and makes this one worth the search. Apparently the success rate of Vanguard stories was determined by fans writing in and saying "more please", which is probably why we've never heard anything else about Quark, a young boy hero story that's about as compelling as fixing a water cooler. Still, for an anthology comic, Vanguard's a hell of a lot more interesting than that Marvel thing where they reprint Myspace stories.

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Annual #6, Published by Marvel, 1986
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I got this for free. I was willing to go as high as a quarter, but when I asked the guy how much a beat up copy of a comic featuring a variant Purple Rain cover cost these days, he just sneered and said "i could care less. Get it outta here." I don't know that there's any point in saying "this comic is sort of a generic story", because it's an annual, and that's an accuracy across the board--annuals are shitty comics as a rule. There's exceptions, sure, but I imagine a back-to-back annual take down would collapse under the weight of overly long shittery around the 12th copy of "When Green Arrow fell asleep and dreamed he was Robin Hood." There aren't even credits in the comic, although there are a few "editors notes" explaining that the word "Joint" means "Jail", so apparently there was a human hand involved in the construction and not just a crappy Spider-man story generator. Half of the panels are either unfinished or some kind of weird homage to Patrick Nagel, although you can find a couple of worthwhile drawings of a guy on a motorcycle where the speed lines go completely berserk. The strongest page in it is some ad for Marvel's New Universe imprint, an ad that chooses not to showcase any of the New Universe titles or characters, just a gigantic bolt of lightning destroying about 35% of the globe. That's kind of interesting. Apparently even in the 80's Marvel didn't even need to worry about the content when it came to hawking their wares: Something IS COMING YOU BETTER BUY IT, you don't see that kind of campaign too often, unless you're an Apple freak, or...well, Marvel Comics, honestly. Oh, there's a story too, it's about some gangbanger who decides to go legit after meeting Spider-man and besting him in combat. (The gangbanger can shut down Parker's spider-sense and avoid punches, making for some of the worst fight drawings I've seen since...oh, I'll be honest, I saw some just as bad about three hours ago.) Anyway, the guy's mom dies. He leaves town. I have the worst radar for Spider-man comics, apparently. It's CRAP, in case you're wondering, although it probably deserves some credit for ganking the iconography of Prince.

Elementals #2, Published by Comico, 1984

Why this got sent to me, I couldn't tell you. Maybe because I don't like Fables? I have no idea why someone would send a stranger two issues of Bill Willingham's 1980's Elementals comic. I do not want one issue of Bill Willingam's 1980's Elementals comic. After reading it, I guess the person who sent this thought I would do something funny, or say something funny, or...I don't know why people do things. This is just a boring super-hero comic about boring super-heroes and, if I remember it at all, it will be because it had a panel featuring an old man in a no-secrets spandex outfit talking to a woman who is also wearing a NO-SECRETS spandex outfit, and the woman's rear end is the focus of the panel. That was the only panel in the entire issue that I looked at for longer than it took for my brain to grasp the information in the panel and continue with the narrative. In other words, cheesecake caught my eye, but I'm sure I would've stopped at a panel where there was a close up of an old man's firm buttocks too, because that is unusual and therefore worth my time. Otherwise, this comic reminded me of a rulebook for those old Palladium role playing games, where almost every page had a drawing of some generic super-hero with rip-off powers. I'm not even sure what these Elementals can or can't do. One of them looks like She-Hulk, but she's apparently an Aquaman type of character. Somebody whose name I forgot dies, but I've already thrown the comic out the window into the abandoned lot that I threw my broken microwave into, and I can't be bothered to go all the way outside with a flashlight to check. It's CRAP as well.

The Princess of Time, Published by Picturebox, 2007

This is silent comic, sort of like the first issue of The Many Deaths of the Batman cross-over, except that one was about Batman and it was drawn by Jim Aparo and this one is about Ashley Glasscock, Gordon Hammie and Barnabus Conrad and it was drawn by Jon Vermilyea who I know because I secretly like his mean installments of fighting breakfast dishes in MOME more than I like the serious comics that David B includes, because I am a philistine. Princess of Time, if I was going to be a stickler, doesn't seem to have a Princess in it, unless that warped monster creature that gets slit open Tauntaun style to reveal a smaller monster is a female, and the slit is supposed to be a vagina, but I'm pretty sure the title has an arty meaning that Jog understands. I liked this one, it's big and gross and funny and it's printed on newspaper, which makes me less inclined to treat it seriously than I imagine most of its fans would prefer, but again, I don't care, because I'm old enough that I don't need more friends. The whole printing comics on newsprint is sort of genius to me, especially if you read some of what the random asshole club says about that Wednesday Comics thing, i.e. "How will I have a mint copy of this", which is sort of like--really? Really. Do you wet the bed, dickboy? I'd like to run over your face with a truck, shit-for-brains. I'd like to make your mom into a mint copy. I'd like to...this really doesn't have anything to do with anything, but seriously: there's no words in Princess of Time, how the heckfire am I supposed to talk about the comic without the words, I need the words, I gotta have a plot to grab ahold of, otherwise it's just art and stuff, and I'm not that guy, katzenjammer. But yeah, mint copies. Fuck mint copies. Newspaper comics--oh, just imagine the stores, if everybody did newspaper comics. We'd all stand around like a bunch of 1930's types, hats and all, Seth would get called "trendsetter", they'd deliver them in satchels, there'd be twine everywhere. I'd write blogs on a mimeograph machine, you'd never hear from me again, it would be the sweetness and the light. Oh, and this comic is GOOD up until the last panel, and then it either becomes VERY GOOD, or EXCELLENT, or VERY EXCELLENT.

Jeff on the Late Freight: Some Thoughts on The Return of Fin Fang Four and Muppet Show #3

Hey, you don't mind me writing about two Roger Langridge comics, one of which came out months ago, do you?

(If you do, don't click the link!)

FIN FANG 4 RETURN: I dug the original one-shot (from 2005? Fuck a duck!) but wasn't really sure if the characters were strong enough to merit a follow-up, frankly: not only are we lucky enough to see much more Langridge in the marketplace now than in 2005, but we're also seeing him on a licensed property to which he's almost perfectly matched. As much as I love the way Gray and Langridge handle Marvel continuity (it reads like it's written by someone who read everything Marvel published up until 1968, and then kept a pretty close eye on things until 1978, before finally saying to hell with it), all the initial juice for this concept, that of classic Marvel monsters re-emerging in modern times and trying to fit in, seemed used up in the first go-round.

And, honestly, the first twenty pages or so make a pretty convincing case for this viewpoint. The four main characters are re-introduced in an opening story that barely shows them together, and then rest of the issue is divided into short pieces for each individual character: it smacks of back-up pieces being reconfigured for a one-shot (r maybe just of an attempt to get another note out of a one-note concept. Although the first few stories have typical top-notch cartooning from Langridge (who gets more characterization out of Fin Fang Foom's eyes and lips than Salvador Larocca has managed to forcibly wrestle into his entire oeuvre), I was pretty bored.

Fortunately, the last three stories pick up the pace (and, probably just as importantly to me, the amusing continuity shout-outs) as Googam gets adopted by the richest woman in the world, Elektro the robot gets mistaken for the Spider-Man villain and ends up in the "S-Wing" of prison, and Fin Fang Foom fights Hydra for the fate of Christmas.

I'd like to think it's more than the dinner bell of Marvel continuity making my Pavlovian chops salivate: the Googam and Elektro stories have more than one gear to them, keeping moments small until the stories blow up big and crazy at the end, and the Fin Fang Foom story benefits from coming after these two smaller pieces. But if pressed, I'd also say that, yeah, having a Latverian nanny instruct Googam on all the many joys of her beloved homeland ("...Lake Doom was created in 1983 when ze Doom Dam was built as the ze mouth of Doom River...") or having Herbie the Robot act like a big douche really aided and abetted in my enjoyment of this book. Also, for what it's worth, I thought the colors by J. Brown were lovely throughout and exceptional on the final story, which takes place at twilight on Times Square--rather than playing up the Christmas angle, Brown pulls in purples, pinks and oranges to give the events a feeling of happening at dusk. Nice work, that.

So: it's not Langridge's Muppet Show, but I was won over by the second Fin Fang Four one-shot and would give it a GOOD, with the caveat that your love of anachronistic Marvel continuity may easily make or break this one for you.

MUPPET SHOW #3: Speaking of which...can I be a doomsayer for a minute and talk about why I'll be surprised if Muppet Robin Hood ends up working? It's not just that Boom! has found itself in the could-be-worse situation of having to do a follow-up to a miniseries (that has already found the perfect creator) with a team different from aforementioned perfect creator, it's that the Muppets themselves aren't nearly as enjoyable featured in long-form narratives as they are in bits and pieces. After the big origin story of The Muppet Movie, each movie goes on to feel a bit more uninspired until they fall into the position of having Muppets prop up public domain classics (and vice-versa).

The Muppets are at their best when encountered in bits and pieces, as on their show and Sesame Street, where they can quickly set up a situation, just as quickly blow that situation to pieces, and move on to the next situation before anything risks becoming dull. If there's one emotion I'd associate with the damn things (nothing is more humbling than typing Muppets twenty times in two paragraphs), it's delight, and delight, like Chinese food, works best when it's served hot and fresh: if left out long enough to get cold and cloying, one's impression of the whole experience suffers.

And this is--as if we're not all tired of reading and typing this--why Roger Langridge is so perfectly matched to this material. The third issue of this series focuses on the mystery of what, exactly, the Great Gonzo is (a subject that's been covered by other Muppet properties, as I recall) but what works is that this focus is given marginally more attention than the skits themselves, some of which focus on Gonzo (or on the theme of perceived identity) and some of which just have top-notch funny drawings. If you don't like a particular sketch, it's gone in a page or two; if you do like a particular sketch, your affection for the work carries you through the next sketch or two you might not like. It's more than the old "throw-everything-at-the-wall-and-see-what-sticks" approach: Langridge mixes up pacing, panel placement, joke payoffs, all while throwing in regular two page routines from the show to keep the reader off-guard, all to heighten the surprise and, yes, delight.

There are very few people in the industry who've worked for so long to deliver their work in such variation as Langridge (although does it mark me as too much of a buffoon to say I'd love to see what Eddie Campbell could do writing the characters?) so I pity who tries to take on the Muppets next, no matter what the length they're attempting. But full-length miniseries? I hope the creative teams figure out a helluva good way to change up the tempo. A lot. The Muppets are damn demanding little dance partners.

(Oh, and VERY GOOD stuff, obviously.)

Lonely

I don't think I've mentioned here that Ben and Tzipora are off in Israel to visit Tzipora's parents -- they've been gone for 11 days now (yes, during my birthday and Father's Day), and I still have 17 days alone to go.

I've been starting to get depressed over the last few days -- I've done all the cleaning chores, and blown through the laughs to be had in doing what I want when I want, and now I'm just feeling lonely and desperately wanting to hold my wife and child in my arms.

We're talking every day, via Skype, which certainly helps in seeing their faces and all (I'm able to keep reading to Ben nearly every day -- we just started book 12 of A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS), but, still, this is getting to be harder than I thought it would be, earlier on.

Working every day AND having to do all of the cooking/cleaning/shopping/whatever is also a big shift. Call me a big 'ol baby, but I haven't been single... well, since I was like 17 (and I'm 42 now), so I don't really know what being a bachelor is like, and I find myself getting exhausted, both physically and emotionally, earlier every day.

See, I sorta thought when they were gone I'd have MORE time for posting and stuff, but, perversely, it seems like I have LESS, and by the end of each day I just want to sit there and veg out. *sigh*

Anyway, if I seem gloomy (or, maybe more gloomy than normal), that's the reason...

Reviews... Let's get started! (Hm, of course I just got the call the truck is coming in under 30 minutes while I started typing, so let's see where I get)

RICHARD STARK'S PARKER: THE HUNTER HC: One of the rare perks of owning a comics shop is getting advance copies of stuff. Super-generally I don't bother reviewing any of it before the books actually arrive in the store (why get people all excited if they can't do anything about it), but I'm more than willing to make an exception in this case.

Damn, was that EXCELLENT.

I mean, no surprise, right? Darwyn Cooke is obviously a major talent, and this kind of gritty period piece is absolutely playing to the core of his strengths, but the main thing is that you can SEE it is a labor of love, that his heart and soul is there on every page.

I love the wonderful two-tone art, the character designs, the choreography, and just everything about it. This is a major work from a major talent and deserves a very prominent place on your book shelf when it comes out at the end of next month. Hell, buy two, you must have a friend who could get into this, too.

CAPTAIN AMERICA #600: Y'know, no matter what I have to say about this as a retailer who is watching out for my rights, it DID sell well, and it was a good solid value at 100 pages. The main story was, perhaps, a little too set-up-y for REBORN, but I quite liked the Stern and Waid stories, and the Golden Age reprint was a hoot (though, really, why was the Red Skull wearing a rising sun on his chest for half the story? That was weird). If every comic gave that kind of story value, no one would be bitching about comics prices... a solid GOOD.

Oh, frack, the truck is here already. More, I hope, tomorrow...

What did YOU think?

-B

Wait, What ep. 1.3 Now Available...

Don't think we resolved the stereophonic boondoggle, but the third part of our initial podcast is now available for your auditory delectation. I'd like to have a follow-up review of LOEG: Century #1 to embellish some of the points made herein, but considering I've spent almost two full hours trying to catch up on overdue emails, it may come later rather than sooner.

Regardless, thanks for listening and let us know what you think!

Arriving 6/24/2009

Biggest week of comics in quite some time -- I hope you've been saving your pennies...

2000 AD #1637
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #598 DKR
ARCHIE #598
ARCHIE DIGEST #255
ASTONISHING X-MEN #30
AVENGERS INITIATIVE #25 DKR
AVENGERS INVADERS #12 (OF 12)
BARACK THE BARBARIAN #1 A CVR OBAMA
BART SIMPSON COMICS #48
BATMAN THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD #6
CARS ROOKIE #3 (OF 4)
CEREBUS ARCHIVE #2
CHURCH OF HELL #2
CLEANERS #4 (OF 4)
DAREDEVIL #119
DARK AVENGERS #6 DKR
DARK AVENGERS UNCANNY X-MEN UTOPIA #1 DAX
DARK REIGN ELEKTRA #4 (OF 5) DKR
DARK REIGN HOOD #2 (OF 5) DKR
DARK REIGN LETHAL LEGION #1 (OF 3) DKR
DARK REIGN SINISTER SPIDER-MAN #1 (OF 4) DKR
DARK REIGN ZODIAC #1 (OF 3) DKR
DARK WOLVERINE #75 DKR
DETECTIVE COMICS #854
DYNAMO 5 #22
END LEAGUE #8
FANTASTIC FOUR GIANT-SIZE ADVENTURES #1
FARSCAPE DARGOS LAMENT #3 (OF 4)
FEMALE FORCE #4 CAROLINE KENNEDY
FINAL CRISIS AFTERMATH INK #2 (OF 6)
FREDDY JASON ASH NIGHTMARE WARRIORS #1 (OF 6) CV A
FRINGE #6 (OF 6)
FUSION #2 (OF 3)
GI JOE #6
GOTHAM CITY SIRENS #1
GREEN LANTERN #42
GRIMM FAIRY TALES #39 CVR A RON ADRIAN
GUARDIANS OF GALAXY #15
IMMORTAL IRON FIST #27
INCREDIBLE HERCULES #130
INCREDIBLES FAMILY MATTERS #3 (OF 4)
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #34
JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA #28
KILLAPALOOZA #2 (OF 6)
LAST DAYS OF ANIMAL MAN #2 (OF 6)
LILLIM #4 (OF 5)
LITERALS #3 (OF 3)
MADAME XANADU #12
MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #52
MARVEL SPOTLIGHT CAPTAIN AMERICA
MS MARVEL #40 DKR
MUPPET SHOW #4 (OF 4)
NEW AVENGERS #54 DKR
NORTHLANDERS #18
NOVA #26
PERHAPANAUTS #6
PREDATOR #1 (OF 4)
PVP #42
RED SONJA #45
RIFTWAR #1 (OF 5)
RUNAWAYS 3 #11
SECRET WARRIORS #5 DKR
SGT ROCK THE LOST BATTALION #6 (OF 6)
SKAAR SON OF HULK #12
SONIC UNIVERSE #5
SPIRIT #30
SQUADRON SUPREME 2 #12
STAR TREK MISSIONS END #4
STAR WARS LEGACY #37 TATOOINE PT 1 (OF 4)
STARCRAFT #2
SUPERMAN #689
TALES FROM WONDERLAND RED QUEEN ONE-SHOT
TEEN TITANS #72
TERROR INC APOCALYPSE SOON #3 (OF 4)
THOR #602
THUNDERBOLTS #133 DKR
TIMESTORM 2009/2099 X-MEN
UNCANNY X-MEN #512
UNKNOWN SOLDIER #9
USAGI YOJIMBO #121
VIKING #2
WILDCATS #12
WOLVERINE FIRST CLASS #16
WOLVERINE NOIR #3 (OF 4)
WOLVERINE WEAPON X #3
WONDER WOMAN #33
X-FACTOR #45
X-FORCE #16 XMW
X-MEN FOREVER #2
YTHAQ NO ESCAPE #3 (OF 3)
ZORRO #14

Books / Mags / Stuff
ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN THE BOY WONDER TP VOL 01
ALTER EGO #87
ANCIENT BOOK OF SEX AND SCIENCE HC
AWESOME 2 TP AWESOMER
CALIBER TP VOL 01 FIRST CANON OF JUSTICE
CITY OF DUST TP VOL 01
CLASSIC DAN DARE HC VOL 11 PHANTOM FLEET
CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAG #92 BISHOP
CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAG #93 VALKYRIE
CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAG #95 IMPOSSIBLE MAN
COMICS JOURNAL #298
DARK REIGN ACCEPT CHANGE TP
DC COMICS COVERGIRLS BARGAIN HC ED
DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG #12 TWO FACE
DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG #27 DEATHSTROKE
DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG #29 BLACK ADAM
DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG #30 CAPTAIN COLD
DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG #31 AQUAMAN
DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG #9 CATWOMAN
EMPOWERED TP VOL 05
ESSENTIAL DOCTOR STRANGE TP VOL 04
GANTZ TP VOL 05
GEEK MONTHLY JUL 2009
GOATS INFINITE TYPEWRITERS TP VOL 01
GOLDEN AGE STARMAN ARCHIVES HC VOL 02
GRAPHIC CLASSICS VOL 17 SCIENCE FICTION CLASSICS GN
GREEN LANTERN TALES OF THE SINESTRO CORPS TP
GRIMM FAIRY TALES TP VOL 06
HEAVY METAL SUMMER 2009
HERCULES TP VOL 01 THRACIAN WARS
IMMORTAL IRON FIST FRACTION BRUBAKER AJA OMNIBUS HC
IMMORTAL IRON FIST TP VOL 04 MORTAL IRON FIST
INDIANA JONES TP VOL 01 TOMB OF GODS
JIM BUTCHERS DRESDEN FILES STORM FRONT PX HC VOL 01
JLA DELUXE EDITION HC VOL 02
JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #285
JUXTAPOZ VOL 16 #7 JUL 2009
LUIS ROYO DEAD MOON
MIJEONG GN
NEIL GAIMAN DAVE MCKEAN CRAZY HAIR YR HC
OUTLAW TERRITORY GN VOL 01
PATSY WALKER HELLCAT TP DM ED
PREVIEWS #250 JULY 2009 (NET)
REMAKE GN VOL 01
SHERLOCK HOLMES CASES O/T TWISTED MINDS TP
STAR TREK MAGAZINE #19 SPECIAL NEWSSTAND ED
SUPERMAN TALES FROM THE PHANTOM ZONE TP
TAROT WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE TP VOL 07
TEZUKAS BLACK JACK TP VOL 05
TREASURY 20TH CENTURY MURDER HC VOL 02 FAMOUS PLAYERS
TWISTED TOYFARE THEATRE TP VOL 10
VENOM TP DARK ORIGIN
WIZARD MAGAZINE #214 SPIDER-MAN ROMITA JR CVR

What looks good to YOU?

-B

Where's Wait, What Ep. 1.3? Well....

It's been a busy weekend. Plus, we're trying to work on the audio quality a bit.

Plus, we did just enough trash-talking of Alan Moore, we're trying to figure out if we can post this without bursting into flames.

(Plus, Robert made us cry.)

But we're planning on having this posted--today, in fact--and I'll update accordingly when we do.

Thanks for your patience!

Wait, What ep. 1.2: JLes and GMc Talk GMo....

Thanks for those of you who took the time to comment on our first installment. Although this installment will have a little more of that angel/devil-on-the-shoulder stereo mix, we have dutiful drones hard at work to clear that up for our third installment, which we'll be posting Monday. But, today: Graeme and I talk about the recent works of a certain Grant Morrison as well as how other critics affect our reading. (In fact, Graeme's analysis helps tiny-brained me think about some of the work at hand as we speak! You can all but hear the rice-krispyish popping of my befuddled synapses...)

Hope you enjoy it, and thanks for listening!

Listen to Graeme & Jeff Babble: Wait, What? Edition 1.1 now available...

Okay, so I'm not particularly on top of the new-fangled technology, otherwise this would've gotten to you sooner and better, but Graeme and I spent a few hours last week talking about comics and put it into convenient podcast form for you. We hope you give it a listen and let us know what you think... Some notes:

(1) the opening music is Track 18 from Nine Inch Nails' excellent ambient album Ghosts I-IV, because Trent Reznor, bless him, actually has a creative commons license for the work that allows us to use it.

(2) I think I sound like a bozo for the first two minutes or so. Just hold out until you hear Graeme get going--it's more than worth it.

(3) I'll be uploading Part 2 of the conversation tomorrow on Saturday and we should have Part 3 for you by Monday. Who says this isn't the Savage Critic age of Sonic Gratification?

And here is the rest of it.

Abhay: GUS AND HIS GANG by Chris Blain

On account of the whole “busy” thing, I’ve missed out on most of the Big Books of the Year so far. And on account of the whole “$4! For what???” thing, I’ve missed out on most of the mainstream, too. Halfway into the year, I think my favorite book so far is probably GUS AND HIS GANG by Chris Blain, published by First Second. Hell, not even a 2009 book, released in 2008, already definitively and thoroughly reviewed by my betters, placing the following somewhere between drastically unnecessary and deeply embarrassing, really. Now up for an Eisner Award in the category of Best Book No One Cares Won an Eisner. The nomination is well deserved for the art alone; perfectly paced, expressive, *funny*, fast-moving. Enormously pleasurable. But: I liked the story, too, I think, in case that matters especially (it doesn’t).

The premise: three cowboys, robbing banks, getting into adventures, violently dealing with a variety of enemies. None of which ends up mattering very much, none of which the book is particularly about. The cowboys don’t really care about being cowboys; it’s a French comic— the cowboys are just interested in girls.

Westerns. Why do you think “the Western is dead”? The chattering class says that every so often, when some minor movie like Russell Crowe’s dopey 3:10 TO YUMA remake fails at the box office. “The Western is dead.”

A common sub-species is to claim some great movie ended it, usually Clint Eastwood’s UNFORGIVEN. “UNFORGIVEN ended the Western, and now the Western is dead.” I don’t know that I understand that. UNFORGIVEN might say “the traditional Western story was all lies.” But why would that matter commercially? What genre fiction doesn’t rely on a little lying? They made four DIE HARD movies regardless, and even the fourth one is pretty rad. Die Hard fights evil computers in it, but he refuses to die thereby making him hard to die a death caused by computers, skyscrapers, airplanes, or terrible Samuel L. Jackson movies. Why not cowboys?

Actually, snobbier types usually blame everything on the same two movies: “STAR WARS and JAWS ended the Western. They ended the 1970’s. They ended actors, writers, directors, and parents mattering. They ended Robert Kennedy’s bid for the Presidency, cookies tasting good to children, and the myth of the vaginal orgasm.”

But I don’t know that I disagree with the premise that the Western is dead, particularly. Genres do sort of diminish in popularity over time. Screwball comedies. Point & Click adventure games. Sitcoms with super-bizarre premises. Steve Guttenberg, in toto. People used to love the Goot; I still think he’s hilarious. Go figure.

I’m inclined to say there’s no ailment on earth that swearing and hookers can’t fix, but there’s a non-existent fourth season of DEADWOOD saying I might be wrong about that.

My guess: I think people’s tolerance for looking at dirty people has gone down over the years. Cowboys, all covered with dust and dirt, with deodorant nowhere to be seen? Maybe that’s all too gross for our sissified age. I remember that was a reaction I heard a couple times over to a non-Western, Kevin Costner’s box-office disaster WATERWORLD: “Why is he so dirty the entire movie if he’s living on the Waterworld? Why can’t he just go bathe in the Waterworld? He’s surrounded by water!” The Western dies around the same time as the rise of metrosexuality and lady-boy action stars— coincidence? Or just one more thing Orlando Bloom needs to answer for, besides fucking ELIZABETHTOWN.

Some day we all must answer for fucking ELIZABETHTOWN, as a species, and there will be no cowboys there to save us.

The Western comes up among comic fans on occasion, strangely prominent on the cliché list of What’s Missing from Comics: “Where are the mystery comics, the romance comics, the Western comics?” But mysteries happen, in life. Romances happen, in life. Walk down the wrong alley at night with money hanging out of your pants, and either and/or both of those things could happen to you.

But when do Westerns happen, in daily life…?

“This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.”

The thing GUS AND HIS GANG most reminded me of wasn’t a Western anyways. It was SEINFELD. SEINFELD, Season 8, Episode 143, entitled “The Abstinence.” That’s the episode where Jerry Seinfeld’s sidekick George has a girlfriend (Louise) who gets sick. As a result, George has to give up sex for six weeks.

When George gives up sex? He becomes a genius.

Jerry, from that episode: “Yeah. I mean, let's say this is your brain. (Holds lettuce head) Okay, from what I know about you, your brain consists of two parts: the intellect, represented here (Pulls off tiny piece of lettuce), and the part obsessed with sex. (Shows large piece) Now granted, you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap. But with no-sex-Louise, this previously useless lump, is now functioning for the first time in its existence. (Eats tiny piece of lettuce).

I think about that episode basically all the time. And by all the time, I mean the time I spend looking at internet pornography. I could have been a genius, cam whores! All that time, lost! To the internet, magazines, flipbooks. On one confusing yet magical night, a rerun of BARNEY MILLER. Lost, so much time lost! There are entire advanced degrees I could have earned. If I had that time back? I could have easily earned a Ph.D. You would have to call me DOCTOR SHITHEAD in the comments section of this post.

The best way to look at it is, “These things aren’t distractions from work. We work so that we can afford time to spend trolling for creepy thrills in DAWSON’S CREEK chatrooms.” But I’m just not that care-free. It’s just too difficult to spend time guilt-free watching something called PIRATES 2: STAGNETTI’S REVENGE. Because I’m really not sure how Stagnetti got any sort of revenge in that movie whatsoever. Herpes, maybe, but revenge? Aah, sweet mystery of life.

Of course, a more puritanical sort would say the ability to say no, to refrain, is what separates Man from the apes. Guy on the public radio the other day, though, was saying what actually separated man from the apes is that man cooks his food. I prefer that. If we’re lowering the bar to mankind to the ability to sauté, I feel like my cause in this world has been advanced, however slightly. I can cook up all sorts of shit; suck on that, you damn dirty apes.

Success, education, upbringing— none of that might keep a person from unraveling completely, if certain launch codes are pushed in the correct order. People I've known? Lawyers, architects, engineers, all equally screwed up once they're off the clock. Rich, powerful business executives with elaborate “understandings” and "loopholes" in their relationships more sophisticated than a damn WTO treaty. Even in comics: as soon as Spider-man learns to take off his glasses and comb his hair, and he’s 5% less of a nerd socially, he’s out trying to get revenge for his high school years by hate-fucking a model?

(Rhino on the Rampage...)

The characters in GUS AND HIS GANG are similarly distracted. Blain draws what they’re thinking right onto their face: “This could all be so much easier if I could just keep my mind on what I’m supposed to be doing. Robbing banks. Shooting guns. Riding horses. Running from the law. Living a proper, cowboy life.”

But, yeah: no. Not meant to be. Blain takes the most macho of genres, and uses it to wallow in male self-pity. Blain’s cowboys are completely awesome at being cowboys; macho’s easy. But past that, they’re stumbling around in the dark, like the rest of us. I like that; that’s clever.

And I suppose that’s not a lovable comedic topic for everybody, male self-pity. I’m amused by it, but I’ll acknowledge it can be kissing cousins to a very tiresome “men are all dogs, am I right, ladies?” type of humor. Or Benny Hill comes to mind, say— not a lot of people defending Benny Hill in the world. On the other hand, they say Benny Hill was a workaholic who died a lonely, mean virgin, surrounded by cash and un-deposited checks— which, you know, there’s probably a metaphor there somewhere. At least, if you want to listen to what They say. They say the “Western is Dead” and they say “Bennie Hill died a workaholic virgin” and they say “Aliens did not insert a probe into your anus.” Well, how come my rectum is sore, you government sons of bitches? Oh, right: I was fingering my ass while watching reruns of THE BENNY HILL SHOW. That’s what I’m into now. The nervous system gets desensitized to stimuli over time, so you’ve got to up the ante now and then. I upped it to stimulating my prostate to the soulful sound of Yakety Sax. Right… I forgot…

But the older I get and the worse I get, I basically find stories about failure comforting. Blain’s cowboys struggle to interpret a lady’s conflicting signals properly. They struggle to work the bar scene properly. They struggle to keep from cheating. Fail, fail, fail.

So, I relate to that. And yes: I also relate to crying. Why do people keep asking me that?

Stories about characters deciding this or deciding that-- those are fun. When you read them, you get to pretend to believe fun things like “You create who you are. You’re in charge of how you respond to conflicts. You decide your destiny.” But it’s pretty relieving, something like GUS AND HIS GANG. Sometimes, you don't get to decide how your brain works, or control every last thought; sometimes, you just enjoy the ride. That doesn’t seem like such a bad thing to me for a comic book to be about.

Did I ever pitch you my idea for a yaoi Western called WOWBOYS?

GUS AND HIS GANG is divided into a series of shorter comics of varying length. I hope against hope that this is the sort of comic that’s featured by MAD MAGAZINE in France. You know how they have international editions of magazines like TIME? Is that true of MAD? Oh, how I wish MAD FRANCE were true.

American 4th grader, talking about latest issue of MAD: "The new issue, it’s like STAR WARS except Luke Skywalker is called Leaky Aircrutch. They really take the piss out of STAR WARS, man."

French 4th grader, talking about latest issue of MAD FRANCE: "Ahh, yes, the new issue is about a sexual cowboy. Sometimes, there is carnality, and yet sometimes, he is frustrated by his inability to understand women. But alas, life is sometimes like that. Let us smoke and think upon these things, then laugh as we must at the futility of trying to control our manhood. My greatest ambition in life is to become immortal, and then die."

Woman: "You have no values. With you, it’s all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm."

Woody: "Hey, in France, I could run for office with that slogan, and win!"

On REBORN (update 2)

Happy birthday to me! (No, really, it is my birthday -- and yet I'm working. What's up with that?)

Just for a quick follow up: The New York Daily News has now run the story that REBORN #1 is, in fact, the return of Steve Rogers. (It also doesn't say anything about CAPTAIN AMERICA #600, out this week, ah well)

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That's me waiting for the phone to ring.

Yeah, not going to happen -- resurrections just don't pack the same punch that deaths do.

At the end of the day, Marvel decided to fuck with retailers in the hope that news would break big. That doesn't seem to have happened.

The shame of it is that if they had told us this at point of initial solicitation I could have played it up in store, I could have gathered subs and interest and preorders, and I would have had a stronger order placed because there would have been excitement about the "how" of it.

Now, not so much.

I'll sell plenty of copies, I'm sure -- but not "Civil War" plenty or "Secret Invasion" plenty, or, most certainly, not "Spider-Man and Obama big". Or even "Death of Captain America" big.

I feel bad for those retailers who bought/are buying the book at any of those kinds of "big" levels, BUT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET A PUBLISHER "GAME" THE SYSTEM.

At the end of the day YOUR orders determine what publishers do. If you automagically buy 10% more copies of a book to get that 1:10 variant cover, you're guaranteed they will do more and more variant covers. If you order blindly on the HOPE that there's a story published in the news, AND that that story will have meaning and resonance with the general public, then they're going to continue to do that, as well.

Just something to think about.

-B

(Oooh, seconds before I was about to hit "post" I got a call asking for CAP #600. As near as I can tell, no one in town bit on the early shipping thing? Anyway, he didn't sound like a civ, though I didn't interrogate him or anything)

Arriving 6/17/2009

Here's what is coming this week....

ACTION COMICS ANNUAL #12
ACTRESS AND THE BISHOP #1
AIR #10
ALL NEW SAVAGE SHE-HULK #3 (OF 4) DKR
ANGEL #22
BARACK OBAMA THE ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE #1
BATMAN STREETS OF GOTHAM #1
BETTY & VERONICA #242
BETTY & VERONICA DIGEST #195
BOMB QUEEN PRESENTS ALL GIRL COMICS (ONE SHOT)
BOYS HEROGASM #2 (OF 6)
BRAVE AND THE BOLD #24
CABLE #15 XMW
CAPTAIN AMERICA #600
CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI 13 #14
CARTOON NETWORK BLOCK PARTY #58
DARK REIGN FANTASTIC FOUR #4 (OF 5) DKR
DARK REIGN HAWKEYE #3 (OF 5) DKR
DARK REIGN MISTER NEGATIVE #1 (OF 3) DKR
DARK REIGN YOUNG AVENGERS #2 (OF 5) DKR
DARK TOWER THE FALL OF GILEAD #2 (OF 6)
DEAD AT 17 AFTERBIRTH #1 (OF 4)
DESTROYER #3 (OF 5)
ELEPHANTMEN #20 (RES)
EX MACHINA #43
EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT IRIS #1 BENITEZ CVR
FALL OF CTHULHU NEMESIS #3 (OF 4)
FANTASTIC FORCE #3 (OF 5)
FINAL CRISIS AFTERMATH DANCE #2 (OF 6)
GENEXT UNITED #2 OF(5)
GREEN ARROW BLACK CANARY #21
GROOM LAKE #3
HELLBLAZER #256
INCOGNITO #4
INVINCIBLE #63
INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #14 DKR
JACK OF FABLES #35
JUGHEADS DOUBLE DIGEST #151
MADMAN ATOMIC COMICS #16 (RES)
MAN WITH NO NAME #11
MARVEL ADVENTURES AVENGERS #37
MARVEL PETS HANDBOOK
MARVEL ZOMBIES 4 #3 (OF 4)
MASQUERADE #4
MIGHTY AVENGERS #26 DKR
MYSTERIUS THE UNFATHOMABLE #6 (OF 6)
OUTSIDERS #19
PHONOGRAM 2 #3 (OF 7) SINGLES CLUB
POWER GIRL #2
PROJECT SUPERPOWERS CHAPTER TWO #0
PUNISHER #6 DKR
RED MASS FOR MARS #3 (OF 4) (RES)
REX MUNDI DH ED #18
SIMPSONS COMICS #155
STAR TREK WRATH OF KHAN #2
STAR WARS KNIGHTS OLD REPUBLIC #42 MASKS PT 1 ( OF 3) (C: 1-
SUPERGIRL #42
SUPERMAN BATMAN #61
TALES FROM WONDERLAND CHESHIRE CAT ONE-SHOT
THOR TRIAL OF THOR
TINY TITANS #17
ULTIMATUM SPIDER-MAN REQUIEM #1 (OF 2)
VIGILANTE #7
WAR MACHINE #7
WAR OF KINGS ASCENSION #3 (OF 4)
WOLVERINE ORIGINS #37 DKR
WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ #7 (OF 8)
WORLD OF WARCRAFT #20
X-MEN LEGACY #225
X-MEN ORIGINS GAMBIT #1
YOUNG ALLIES COMICS #1 70TH ANNIV SPECIAL
YOUNG LIARS #16

Books / Mags / Stuff
BATMAN THE BLACK CASEBOOK TP
BODY BAGS TP VOL 01 FATHERS DAY
BORIS VALLEJO & JULIE BELL ULTIMATE ILLUSTRATIONS SC
CINEFEX #118 JUL 2009
CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAG #50 HAWKEYE
COMPLETE JUST A PILGRIM TP
DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG #10 RAS AL GHUL
DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG #11 LEX LUTHOR
DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG #28 SINESTRO
FAT CHUNK GN VOL 02 ZOMBIE
GREEN LANTERN SINESTRO CORPS WAR TP VOL 02
HITMAN TP VOL 01 A RAGE IN ARKHAM TP NEW PTG
LOST OFFICIAL MAGAZINE #23 PX ED
LOW MOON
MAGIC TRIXIE GN VOL 03 MAGIC TRIXIE & THE DRAGON
MARVEL ADVENTURES AVENGERS TP VOL 09 DIGEST
MICE TEMPLAR TP VOL 01
NAOKI URASAWA 20TH CENTURY BOYS GN VOL 03
NEXUS AS IT HAPPENED TP VOL 01
POWER PACK CLASSIC TP VOL 01
PUNISHER YEAR ONE TP
QUESTION THE FIVE BOOKS OF BLOOD TP
RED SONJA HC VOL 06
REQUIEM LE CHEVALIER VAMPIRE COLLECTION TP
REX LIBRIS TP VOL 02 BOOK OF MONSTERS
SEX LIES AND PRIVATE EYES (RES)
SIZZLE #42 (A)
SLEEPER SEASON 1 TP
SPIDER-MAN LOVES MARY JANE SEASON 2 TP SOPHOMORE JINX
SPIDER-MAN NEW WAYS TO DIE TP
STARMAN OMNIBUS HC VOL 03
T RUNT HC
THE IRREDEEMABLE ANT-MAN TP
ULTIMATE ORIGINS TP
WASTELAND TP VOL 04 DOG TRIBE
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO WORLD OF TOMORROW HC
WILL EISNERS SPIRIT ARCHIVES HC VOL 26 (RES)
WONTON SOUP GN VOL 02
X-INFERNUS HC
YTHAQ PREM HC FORSAKEN WORLD
ZORRO YEAR ONE TP VOL 01 TRAIL O/T FOX PX ED

Arriving 6/10/2009

So. Very. Tired...

2000 AD #1635
2000 AD #1636
ABSOLUTION #0 (OF 6)
ACTION COMICS #878
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #597 DKR
ANGEL BLOOD AND TRENCHES #4
ANNA MERCURY 2 #1 (OF 5)
ARCHIE & FRIENDS #132
BATMAN #687
BATMAN CONFIDENTIAL #30
BETA RAY BILL GODHUNTER #1 (OF 3)
BILLY BATSON AND THE MAGIC OF SHAZAM #5
BOOSTER GOLD #21
BPRD WAR ON FROGS #3 (OF 4)
BUCK ROGERS #1
CHANNEL EVIL #1
DEADPOOL #11 DKR
DMZ #42
DOCTOR WHO AUTOPIA (ONE SHOT)
ENDERS GAME RECRUITING VALENTINE
FABLES #85
FANTASTIC FOUR #567
FINAL CRISIS AFTERMATH ESCAPE #2 (OF 6)
FLASH REBIRTH #3 (OF 6)
GEN 13 #30
GREEN LANTERN CORPS #37
JSA VS KOBRA ENGINES OF FAITH #1 (OF 6)
LIFE AND TIMES OF SAVIOR 28 #3
LOCKJAW AND THE PET AVENGERS #2 (OF 4)
MARVEL ADVENTURES SUPER HEROES #12
MISS AMERICA COMICS #1 70TH ANNIV SPECIAL
PALS N GALS DOUBLE DIGEST #132
PHANTOM GHOST WHO WALKS #3 CVR A
PRIDE & PREJUDICE #3 (OF 5)
PUNISHER FRANK CASTLE MAX #71
REBELS #5
RED ROBIN #1
RESURRECTION VOL 2 #1
SAVAGE DRAGON #149
SCOOBY DOO #145
SHERLOCK HOLMES #2 (OF 5)
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #201
SOUL KISS #5 (OF 5)
SPIRIT #29
STAR TREK WRATH OF KHAN #1
STORMING PARADISE #6 (OF 6) (RES)
STRANGE ADVENTURES OF HP LOVECRAFT #2 (OF 4)
STREET FIGHTER LEGENDS CHUN LI #3 (OF 4) A CVR DOGAN
SUPER FRIENDS #16
TERMINATOR REVOLUTION #5 (OF 5)
THOR TALES OF ASGARD BY LEE & KIRBY #2 (OF 6)
TITANS #14
TOY STORY MYSTERIOUS STRANGER #1 (OF 4)
UNCANNY X-MEN #511
UNCANNY X-MEN FIRST CLASS GIANT-SIZE SPECIAL #1
UNKNOWN #2 (OF 4)
UNTHINKABLE #2 (OF 4)
UNWRITTEN #2
VEIL #1
WALKING DEAD #62
WAR OF KINGS SAVAGE WORLD OF SKAAR
WITCHBLADE DARKNESS ANGELUS BLOOD ON SANDS (ONE SHOT)
WOLVERINE #74
X-FACTOR #44
X-MEN FOREVER #1

Books / Mags / Stuff
30 DAYS OF NIGHT 30 DAYS TIL DEATH TP
ART OF HARVEY KURTZMAN HC
BLEACH TP VOL 27
CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI 13 TP VOL 02 HELL COMES TO BIRMINGHAM
COLOR OF WATER GN
CONAN HC VOL 07 CIMMERIA
DARE GN
DARK REIGN DEADPOOL THUNDERBOLTS TP
DC SUPERHERO FIGURINE COLL MAG SPEC ANTI MONITOR
DOUGLAS FREDERICKS & HOUSE OF THEY TP (RES)
DRAGONERO TP
ESSENTIAL THOR TP VOL 04
EXCALIBUR VISIONARIES ALAN DAVIS TP VOL 01
FINAL CRISIS COMPANION TP
FINAL CRISIS HC
FLASH THE HUMAN RACE TP
FOUR FRIGHTENED WOMEN (RES)
HEAVY METAL JULY 2009
JSA SERIES 1 BALANCED ONE THIRD CASE ASST
JUXTAPOZ VOL 16 #6 JUN 2009
LEES TOY REVIEW #199 JUN 2009
PIXIE GN VOL 02 (OF 4)
RED TP NEW EDITION
RUNAWAYS TP DEAD WRONG
RUNAWAYS TP VOL 08 DEAD END KIDS DIGEST
SHOWCASE PRESENTS GREEN LANTERN TP VOL 04
STAR TREK MAGAZINE #18 SPECIAL NEWSSTAND ED
SUPERMAN LAST SON TP
SUPREME POWER HIGH COMMAND PREM HC
TOYFARE #144 MATTEL GHOSTBUSTERS CVR
WITCHBLADE ORIGINS TP VOL 02 REVELATIONS
X-MEN THE END TRILOGY TP
YOUNG LIARS TP VOL 02 MAESTRO
ZOMBIE TALES VOL 04 (OF 4) THIS BITES

What looks good to YOU?

-B

Croonin' into the beer of a drunk man: Douglas vs. 6/3

BATMAN AND ROBIN #1: I love just looking at Frank Quitely's art for this comic. The little details are the most immediate pleasure: the evenly spaced blobby teeth in Toad's mouth, the cutaway diagram of Wayne Tower, and most of all the utterly indignant, entitled expressions on every single iteration of Damian's face. And the in-art sound effects are a particularly nice touch, a subtle riff on the '60s Batman TV show that Morrison and Quitely are rehabilitating here. Going back to re-read it, I'm noticing more of Quitely's layout tricks, especially the preponderance of extreme closeups and long-shots; almost every page is composed as a cascade of pagewide panels, with the prominent exception of a couple of sequences that are all about vertical motion. (There are also not one but two scenes in which characters are climbing vertical ladders while holding something away from the ladder in one hand.) I don't know about the weird pixelated colors Alex Sinclair is using for a lot of the backgrounds, although I like the dominant-color-in-each-panel scheme he uses for that Geoff Johns-style "preview of coming attractions" page--yes, okay, these are all going to be different storylines! A VERY GOOD start. SEAGUY: SLAVES OF MICKEY EYE #3: Yes, I am a Morrison stan. But this is one of the most purely delightful comics I've read this year, from Chubby da Ché on the cover to the Silver Age-y expository dialogue ("If he's Doc Hero, let's see him prove it by picking up those ten-ton chains"). I think I laughed aloud at almost every page, sometimes at particular gags but more often from how dead-on the whole thing is and how neatly it milks whimsy out of bubbling existential discomfort. Cameron Stewart seems to have drawn this issue in bolder strokes than he has before (literally--I can't remember the last non-kids' comic with contour lines this thick), and it's appropriate for the fabulistic tone of the story. Also, the conclusion to the big revolutionary showdown, in which everything is Disneyfied right back to old-fashioned consensus reality, and our hero gets offered the chance to serve the game now that he's beaten it--"S.O.S. the status quo!"--is a nice corrective to the excesses of Morrison's familiar "why destroy your corporate masters when you can become them?" rhetoric. The X that Jog pointed out on the last page also stands for EXCELLENT.

CHEW #1: First issue of what is apparently an ongoing Image title by John Layman and Rob Guillory, and I can scarcely think of a concept that's seemed less likely to sustain an ongoing series since The Mundane Adventures of Dishman (where the narrowness of the joke was kind of the point). Our hero, Tony Chu, is a "cibopathic" detective--he can eat anything (except beets) and get psychic images of its entire history. (He's kind of a cross between Matter-Eater Lad and Josie Mac, if anyone remembers her.) On top of that, the series is set in a near-future scenario in which bird flu has caused the U.S. government to pass an amendment outlawing chicken, which is only available in "chicken speakeasies"... and so on. This is a premise for a one-off comedy sketch, not an open-ended epic. So there's an odd dissonance between the ways in which Layman and Guillory are taking it seriously (the book's tone and, in some ways, its color schemes have a lot in common with Fell, and there are some impressive bits of storytelling, like a two-page spread in which Chu is overwhelmed by hundreds of tiny panels' worth of psychic impressions of a spoonful of soup) and the ways in which they're playing it off as a goof ("nutty" dialogue, the super-broad caricatures of Guillory's character design). It's highly OKAY--at the moment, I find it promising much more for Layman and Guillory as creators to keep an eye on than for itself as a series, but I'm prepared for it to surprise me.

Hibbsian Capsules for June 4

I'm not going to speak for anyone else here, but there are weeks at a time where I just really don't have anything meaningful to say about that week's books, and I don't just want to post in order to post, y'know?

But I thought this was a nice week o' comics. Let's go!

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #596 DKR: Man, Phil Jimemez was only on for one issue of this storyline? Foul! Say what you will, Spidey is more readable than it has been in a long-ass time. I'm still frustrated by the "DKR" intruding on each and every thing in the Marvel U (especially because it feels like we got at least another year of this to go), but this is still basically OK stuff.

BANG TANGO #5 (OF 6): I can't review this -- I haven't read past issue #1, but I do want to note that this is the first Vertigo comic ever where I've reduced my rack copy orders down to a single copy at FOC. I actually don't think that Vertigo is capable of selling a periodical mini-series any longer because of their trade policies. Here's the thing though: one subber, one rack copy sold -- why would I order any copy of a theoretical trade paperback of this story? Discuss.

BATMAN AND ROBIN #1: Pretty, fun, but probably a little thin -- this was more of a vignette than a story, wasn't it? An extremely high GOOD, but it wasn't meaty enough to push it up much higher.

BOYS #31: I'm much less interested in this book when Robertson isn't drawing it. I really LIKE Ezquerra (or McCrea on HEROGASM), but when your name is above the title, then you should be drawing the book. Ennis very surprisingly kills a major character -- even if that character kind of doesn't HAVE a character yet. I would have thought we would have learned more before he got to that stage. I thought this one was oddly EH.

BTVS TALES OF THE VAMPIRES ONE SHOT: OK, this is goofy continuity point, but my understanding of the mythology of the Buffyverse was that when you became a vampire, "you" were effectively possessed by a demon who essentially took over your body and your memories (That's one of the reasons that all Vampires know "kung fu" the moment they rise, yeah?) -- and this would seem to completely ignore that concept altogether. It wasn't bad or anything, but shouldn't one follow the "rules" of the world you're in? Kinda EH.

CHEW #1: I think John Layman might have finally hit on the right concept for him. More darkly humorous than humorously dark, this concept seems fairly sustainable, and I enjoyed it quite a bit: GOOD.

FINAL CRISIS AFTERMATH RUN #2 (OF 6): I don't know about anyone else, but these FINAL CRISIS AFTERMATH books have been utter retail death for us -- single copy preorders, under-one-hand rack sales, I've NEVER seen follow-up series sell this far below the series they have spun from. A teeny part of it was leading with the wrong books -- RUN is the adventures of Captain Loathsome, after all -- but even DANCE with a solid author, and the I-thought-people-liked-them-at-least-ironically Super Young Team sold less than 3 rack copies for me. And the best of the bunch -- last week's INK (a solid GOOD), was down to a single rack sale. Sheesh. And there's five more months of these things scheduled. I nearly doubt that I'll be carrying rack copies of ANY of them by the time we get to the end... Anyway, RUN #2 is slightly AWFUL.

IRREDEEMABLE #3: I really really want to like this, but even the creepy sexual thing at the beginning didn't work because there isn't any context for anything that is happening. I don't think that it's enough to have a hooky premise -- "what if Superman suddenly turned evil" -- what matters is what you DO with it. I can't get into the premise because I never "saw" him be good, nor do we know why any of this happened. I guess Waid thinks the "why" is the story? It really isn't -- it's the ignition. I guess we're supposed to feel for Scylla and Charybdis here? But why? They're absolute ciphers -- there's no real reason for us to care other than "look, a few more of the character boxes now will have an X through them!". Sorry, this is EH.

KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #151: Other than SAVAGE DRAGON and NINJA HIGH SCHOOL, are there any other independently produced comics that are currently being published, that have crossed the 150 bar? (if I was at the store, I could answer that easily with the POS, couldn't I?) And, y'know, support a whole writing staff? This is a really amazing accomplishment, ESPECIALLY because no one in the comics field other than me ever even mentions this book. You'd think Spurge or Ace or maybe even Deppey would at least mention KoDT every once in a while. (Or NHS for that matter)

The best part is it really is funny -- albeit it aimed very sharply at a specific niche audience (gamers). If I have complaints (and I have two), they are these: A) I just don't think the World of Hackcraft stuff (obviously parodying WoWarcraft) is even a third as funny as the tabletop stuff. "Table chatter" is what MAKES KoDT, in a lot of ways, and they just can't pull that off in the WoH sections; B) they're often juggling too many storylines at once, stripping some of them of their inherent drama. As an example: this month's chapter of "Gary Returns" basically just restated what we learned in part 1, with virtually no new information.

What KoDT really REALLY needs, though, is their own version of Essential or Showcase volumes -- 20-25 issues worth for $20 (or less); preferably parsed in storyline order so the reading experience is worth it. The most recent "Bundle of Trouble" (their version of TPs -- they're at.. um, 23? 24?) was really essentially "all middle" because of the choice of material that was in there, and was less than a good read for it.

I wouldn't recommend you start here with 151, (150 was a much better jumping on point), but I'd VERY much recommend buying a Bundle of Trouble and going from there. 151 was GOOD.

MUPPET SHOW #3 (OF 4): I was reading the comics at home and both Ben and Tzipora asked me "Why are you reading a Muppet comic, isn't that for little kids?" Cracked me up. Then Tzipora asked "And just what is Gonzo anyway?" (Well, I think she said "that creature" because she doesn't have them memorized, BUT THE POINT REMAINS), which was funny because that's the very plot of this issue. This is solidly GOOD stuff.

SOLOMON GRUNDY #4 (OF 7) STRANGE ADVENTURES #4 (OF 8): I just want to observe that these are two DCU comics that I had to stop racking because I wasn't selling a single rack copy in the first few weeks. They both come out the same week, too, which is weird. Oddly, SOLOMON GRUNDY sells better than 2 or 3 other DCU books that I DO rack, because of sub requests from pre-#1's release. I was talking with Jeff Lester today about the shape of the business, and I think it is literally astonishing that there is a Jim Starlin comic I can't sell ANY rack copies of. I would not have pictured that as actually possible.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #133: Fuck. Seriously, you can't do a wordless comic for $4. FUCK, and no, you can't end your run on the book on such a downer note. Especially not a book like this. It is betraying the very thematic underpinnings of the book to do so. Completely ASS.

ULTIMATUM #4 (OF 5): plus, if you're going to do the Big Event, then you have to fucking get it out on time. AND have it be something more than just "Lots of people die, the end". This is really starting to smell like the last Wildstorm reboot to me, in terms of audience interest. EH.

As always, what did YOU think?

-B

REBORN #1 follow-up

As hoped, Marvel has officially extended the FOC date for REBORN #1 to Tuesday June 16th, so we should have basic information about REBORN in place before our orders are due.

"REBORN FOC MOVED TO TUESDAY 6/16 TO ALLOW MORE TIME FOR ORDERS!
Reborn #1 (MAY090412D, $3.99) is expected to receive nationwide mass media coverage on June 15, and in an effort to give retailers more time to adjust orders, the issue’s FOC date will be moved from Thursday, June 11 to Tuesday, June 16. The on sale date of July 1 is unaffected by the FOC adjustment."

Therefore, Comix Experience WILL now be able to rack the book.

See, complaining in public does occasionally do some minor amount of good.

However, everything about this sort of hinges on trust: how much does one trust Marvel to be able to "deliver" "nationwide mass media coverage". Clearly a news story has been brokered, but it is utterly an open question whether or not it will actually RUN (Any number of stories could very easily push it out of the "news cycle"), and, much MUCH more importantly, whether any one or not will CARE about whatever the revelation is.

There are several possibilities of what "Reborn" might be referring to, of course -- some suggest it might be the return of the Cap from "Truth: Red, White and Black", or, it could be the "Heroes Return" Cap (Since that version of Bucky is evidently in CAPTAIN AMERICA #600), or it could just be "our" Steve Rogers coming back from the dead. Or it could be something else. We won't know until 6/15. Happy birthday to me!

One of those stories might entice the general public (and the "Obama Grandmothers"), one won't even create a ripple within the Direct Market, and the last is likely to create a collective "So?"

(People seem to like Bucky-Cap just fine, after all)

If it IS the most obvious result (The return of Steve Rogers), then I'm willing to predict a still birth on this -- Brubaker's CAPTAIN AMERICA is a fine comic book, indeed, but rebirths almost never generate any real market heat, with the possibly notable exception of GREEN LANTERN: REBIRTH which had on its side the fact that probably half (?) of GL readers actively disdained Kyle Rayner (the other half LOVED him), as well, to my mind, the idea that that would usher the return of the GL CORPS (Probably the best idea that comics, up to that point, had ever "thrown away")

It is worth mentioning (largely because this is getting fairly confusing) that CAPTAIN AMERICA #600, the putative lead-in to REBORN #1, will be "early released" on the Monday the news is meant to hit. For those who wish to pay for it, natch. That kind of direct shipping cost is fairly likely to run at about 5% of retail on the book, completely wiping out the benefit from the order incentive that Marvel ran.

But if the news DOES hit, there will be a bifurcation in the market -- because retailers have to pay the incoming shipping, additional staff and labor, etc etc, I'm not going to expect that a majority of retailers will actually pull that particular trigger. Which means the stores that DO will have a fairly hefty advantage. On the other hands if it is "just" "the return of Steve Rogers", I don't see a lot of civilian consumers biting -- people like death, they're less excited about returns.

(And, if you don't believe that, I'm sure I could act as a broker on AS MANY CASES of ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #500 as you might possibly want)

Comix Experience will not be one of those stores -- partly because we have Tuesday delivery, so paying 5% of retail for a (maybe) 24 hours advantage doesn't seem sensible to me; and partly because I'm not *expecting* any revelation other than "Steve Rogers returns" at this time.

What's horrifically fucked up about the CAPTAIN AMERICA #600 portion of this game is that that, effectively, most retailers had about a 3 hour window (on a Wednesday, fercryinoutloud -- when most retailers are frantically trying to help customers and don't have time to be obsessively checking email every 3 minutes) to make the decision whether to bring in those Monday CAPs or not. If you waited until Thursday it was too late to place order increases. Too bad, so sad.

Whatever these books end up being, however they end up selling, Marvel in my opinion handled this very poorly -- not giving retailers enough information OR time to make a properly formed decision. It was all "trust us".

And so far in this case, I'd argue they haven't given us enough reason to do so for these specific books.

On the other hand, they've generated a LOT of conversation, and way more "free press" then they would have otherwise, and I'm sure there are PLENTY of stores out there spiking their numbers up over all of these books. MARVEL is going to sell a whole lot more of these comics then they would have otherwise.

I just hope they sell THROUGH at retail.

-B