Comics arriving 11/2

Here is what Comix Experience is supposed to receive this week -- small, but potent, week.... 2000 AD #1459 2000 AD #1460 A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #22 AEON FLUX #2 (OF 4) BACKWARDS FOLDING MIRROR BATMAN GOTHAM COUNTY LINE #2 (OF 3) BEOWULF #5 BETTY #151 BLOOD OF THE DEMON #9 BONE REST #5 CAPTAIN UNIVERSE HULK CONAN & THE DEMONS OF KHITAI #2 (OF 4) CONVENTION CONFESSIONAL #1 DEAD AT 17 PROTECTORATE #1 (OF 3) DESOLATION JONES #4 DETECTIVE COMICS #813 DOGWITCH #18 FINALE SPECIAL EXALTED #1 REG ED FIRESTORM #19 FLAMING CARROT COMICS #4 GI JOE AMERICAS ELITE #5 HOUSE OF M #8 (OF 8) INSOMNIA #1 JONAH HEX #1 JSA #79 JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #237 JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED #15 KEIF LLAMA XENOTECH #1 (OF 6) KOLCHAK TALES OF NIGHT STALKER #7 LIBERALITY FOR ALL #1 (OF 8) LOONEY TUNES #132 MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #9 MARVEL TEAM-UP #14 NEXT EXIT #6 NIGHTCRAWLER #11 NIGHTMARES AND FAIRY TALES #14 NOTHING BETTER #1 OUTSIDERS #30 PALS N GALS DOUBLE DIGEST #98 POWERS #14 PUNISHER #27 REAR ENTRY #10 REX LIBRIS #2 ROCKETO #3 SENTINEL #1 (OF 5) SEVEN SOLDIERS THE BULLETEER #1 (OF 4) SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #155 SPIDER-GIRL #92 SPIDER-MAN HOUSE OF M #5 (OF 5) SPIDER-MAN UNLIMITED #12 STAR WARS X-WING ROGUE LEADER #2 (OF 3) STRAY BULLETS #40 SUPERMAN #223 SUPREME POWER NIGHTHAWK #3 (OF 6) SWAMP THING #21 TOP SHELF CONVERSATIONS #2 ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #85 VIGILANTE #2 (OF 6) WILDSIDERZ #2 (OF 5) WINTER MEN #3 (OF 8) X-MEN COLOSSUS BLOODLINE #3 (OF 5)

Books / Mags / Stuff 676 APPARITIONS OF KILLOFFER GN ATTITUDE FEATURING STEPHANIE MCMILLAN TP BAYBA THE 110 BJS GN CAPTAIN UNIVERSE POWER UNIMAGINABLE TP CATWOMAN WHEN IN ROME HC CHOSEN TP (RES) COMPLETE PEANUTS 1955-1958 BOXED SET COMPLETE PEANUTS VOL 4 1957-1958 HC EDEN VOL 1 TP ITS AN ENDLESS WORLD ESSENTIAL GUIDE TO WORLD COMICS TP ESSENTIAL MARVEL TWO IN ONE VOL 1 TP EXCALIBUR CLASSIC VOL 1 THE SWORD IS DRAWN TP GIVE IT UP AND OTHER SHORT STORIES BY KAFKA SC HEAVY METAL FALL 2005 INVINCIBLE VOL 5 FACTS OF LIFE TP JLU BLACK CANARY MAQUETTE KEIF LLAMA VOL 1 PARTICLE DREAMS TP LOVE MODE VOL 1 GN MITH VOL 1 OPERATION SMOKING JAGUAR GN MONKEYSUIT VOL 5 DEATH COMES TO MONKEYSUIT GN OMAC PROJECT TP ORIGINALS SC SENSES SEQUENTIAL ART ANTHOLOGY VOL 1 SFX #136 SHEEP OF FOOLS A BLAB STORYBOOK HC SHOWCASE PRESENTS JONAH HEX VOL 1 TP SIMPSONS COMIC BOOK GUYS BOOKOF POP CULTURE HC SMAX TP STRANGERS IN PARADISE VOL 17 TATTOO TP SWAN VOL 5 TWISTED TOYFARE THEATRE VOL 6TP YOUNG AVENGERS VOL 1 SIDEKICKS HC

What looks good to you?

-B

Excuses, Excuses, and Picks for 10/25 Books

Hibbs didn't sound like he was doing reviews, but I'm getting out of town for my birthday weekend, so I'm not going to be much help either. I may do full reviews later in the week because there were a lot of books that merited commendation and/or discussion.... but don't count on it. So lemme just go with: PICK OF THE WEEK: Mike Allred's Solo, no question about it. I particularly loved the hilarious, yet thought-provoking, "Batman A-Go-Go," co-written by Lee Allred, that reads like it was written by people who've thought about Batman and his legacy and really have something to say, but the "Doom Patrol Versus Teen Titans" was also wonderful, simply by virtue of its delightfulness. This is the issue to get this week.

PICK OF THE WEAK: JLA #121. Not nearly as embarrassing as last issue, but with lines like "You're my android, not my mother!" still in the realm of the really awful.

AWARD OF DISTINCTION: Zombie Tales: Oblivion and Jenny Finn: Messiah since Ross Richie was enough of a mensch to send review copies of the former. ZT:O does this thing of self-contained stories with continuing characters that kinda works and kinda doesn't, but the truly self-contained stories work quite well. If you like the stuff coming out of IDW, you should definitely check this anthology out. And I'm freaking thrilled to have all of Jenny Finn, finally.

TRADE PICK: The Night Fisher GN looks beautiful, but it suffers from first novel syndrome--it vividly captures a time and a place, then peters out as it follows a presumably autobiographical trail of events. A talent to watch out for, but not necessarily a book to pick up.

Actually, I thoroughly loved Vol. 2 of Beck Mongolian Chop Squad, even though it veered away from nearly every character introduced in Volume 1 and focused on the lead's apprenticeship to the book's version of Yoda, "a porn-loving 44 year old bachelor whose only friend is his pet parrot." The series is well-written, well-drawn and enjoyably profane. March, 2006 can't come soon enough for me.

Very Very tired shipping list for 10/25

Just got back from the store... ugh 12 hours today, since the comics were 2 hours late, and filled with a billion little titles, ow. Apologies, but no reviews from I this week. Just too fucking tired...

1000 DEATHS OF BARON VON DONUT #1 13TH SON WORSE THING WAITING #1 (OF 4) 2000 AD #1457 2000 AD #1458 ADVENT RISING ROCK THE PLANET #1 ADVENTURES OF BIO BOY #2 ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #645 AGE OF BRONZE #21 AMAZING FANTASY #14 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #525 ANGEL THE CURSE #1 3RD PRTG ANGEL THE CURSE #5 (OF 5) ARANA HEART OF THE SPIDER #10 ARCHIE DOUBLE DIGEST #165 ARMY OF DARKNESS #1 AUTHORITY THE MAGNIFICIENT KEVIN #3 (OF 5) BAOBAB #1 BART SIMPSON COMICS #26 BLACK PANTHER #9 BLACK PANTHER SECOND PTG VARIANT #8 BLACK WIDOW 2 #2 (OF 6) BOOK OF LOST SOULS #1 BPRD THE BLACK FLAME #3 (OF 6) BURGLAR BILL #4 (OF 6) CANNON HAWKE #2 CAPTAIN AMERICA #11 CARTOON NETWORK BLOCK PARTY #14 CATWOMAN #48 DAREDEVIL #78 DARKNESS #24 DEFENDERS #4 (OF 5) DETONATOR #4 DOOM PATROL #17 DRAX THE DESTROYER #2 (OF 4) FEAR AGENT #1 FERRO CITY #3 FLASH #227 GEORGE ROMEROS LAND OF THE DEAD #2 (OF 5) GIRLS #6 HAUNTED MANSION #1 HULK DESTRUCTION #4 (OF 4) INNOCENT ONES #1 JACK CROSS #3 JENNY FINN MESSIAH #2 JLA #121 JLA CLASSIFIED #13 JSA CLASSIFIED #4 KABUKI #5 KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #108 LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #11 LITTLE STAR #5 (OF 6) LOSERS #29 LOVELESS #1 MARVEL MONSTERS MONSTERS ON THE PROWL MR NIGHT NEW AVENGERS #12 NEW THUNDERBOLTS #14 NEW X-MEN #19 NEW X-MEN ACADEMY X YEARBOOK SPECIAL NOBLE CAUSES #14 PARIS #1 (OF 4) PURGATORI #1 REVELATIONS #3 (OF 6) SEA OF RED #5 SEASON OF THE WITCH #1 (OF 4) SENTRY #2 (OF 8) SHADOWHAWK #6 SHADOWPLAY #2 SILENT DRAGON #4 (OF 6) SMALL GODS #11 SOLO #7 SOULFIRE DYING OF THE LIGHT #3 SPAWN #150 (NOTE PRICE) STARDUST KID #3 (OF 4) STRANGE GIRL #4 STRANGERS IN PARADISE #77 SUPER F$$$$$S #2 TALES OF TEENAGE MUTANT NINJATURTLES #16 TEEN TITANS #28 TEEN TITANS GO #24 TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES #24 TEENS AT PLAY #3 (A) TRAILER PARK OF TERROR HALLOWEEN SP NELSON CVR #2 ULTIMATE SECRET #4 (OF 4) UNCLE SCROOGE #347 USAGI YOJIMBO #88 VERONICA #165 WALT DISNEYS COMICS & STORIES #662 WITCHBLADE #91 WOLVERINE #35 WONDER WOMAN #222 WRAITHBORN #2 (OF 6) YOUNG AVENGERS #8 ZOMBIE TALES OBLIVION #1

Books / Mags / Stuff 24 HOUR COMICS DAY HIGHLIGHTS2005 TP ASIAN CULT CINEMA #48 BATMAN UNDER THE HOOD TP BECK MONGOLIAN CHOP SQUAD VOL2 GN (OF 19) BUJAS DIARY GN CHUCKLING WHATSIT TP NEW PTG CINEFANTASTIQUE NOV 05 VOL 37 #8 CONAN VOL 2 GOD I/T BOWL & OTHER STORIES TP DOROTHY VOL 1 TP FAUNA GN FAVOLE STONE TEARS VOL 1 TP FORTEAN TIMES #202 FREEBOOTERS HC FRENCH KISS #14 (A) HELLO GN JADE SCREEN BUMPER ED #1 KAMIKAZE KAITO JEANNE VOL 1 LITTLE BOOK OF HORROR DRACULAHC LITTLE LULU VOL 6 LETTERS TO SANTA TP MAD NIGHT FEATURING JUDY DROOD GIRL DETECTIVE TP MARVEL VISIONARIES JOHN ROMITA JR HC MISTER X VOL 2 SECRET LIFE OFMISTER X TP (OF 3) NIGHT FISHER GN ORCS TREASURE HC PREVIEWS VOL XV #11 RICHARD MATHESONS I AM LEGENDSC SENSES SEQUENTIAL ART ANTHOLOGY VOL 1 SQUADRON SUPREME TP (NEW PRINTING) SUNSET CITY GN TRAILERS HC ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR VOL 4INHUMAN TP USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 2 SC NEW PTG USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 6 SC NEW PTG WIZARD COMICS MAGAZINE WOLVERINE & CAP CVR #170 X-MEN THE END VOL 2 HEROES AND MARTYRS TP

What looks good to you? (I liked the SOLO by Mike Allred with the Wonder-Girl-Dancing-the-Batutsi cover!)

-B

Many Thanks, and Reviews of 10/19/05 Books

First, I really want to thank everyone who posted to the previous thread--it really helped get a handle on what people's preferences were for the use of color on this site. And if you haven't commented yet, feel free to do so: I'm not ruling anything out, and it's always good to hear from people who read the site. Special thanks go to Steve Pheley for being the first to suggest tweaking the template--whether we stay with color or not, we've got a byline now right after the post title. I wish I had thought of it. I also want to thank our long-lost pal Hayden who amused Edi for hours with his "Way to lock that down" comment, but, really, anyone who took the time to comment, be it on the color or the content, I want to thank you. It's a +10 to our morale, at least.

Finally, before getting to the reviews, I wanted to address what Craig and others asked about on the thread: the dialogue posts, where Brian and I would each post on the same books, and there was a lot more give and take. We would love to do more of those, as they get the most positive feedback by far, but it seems very, very unlikely for the immediate future. It took buttloads of my time back when we did them, and at the time I was single and Hibbs was Benless. We also did it in Word and Dreamweaver in a very time-consuming way (for me), and I'm not sure there's an easy way in Blogger to replicate it.

All that said, I'm kinda sorta looking into this year's hula-hoop, podcasting, as a way for us to try something like that: get a Griffin iTalk (or maybe that Belkin thing) for my Ipod, bring it into the store on a Friday, and get us gabbing. Maybe for 2006, we'll see.

And as for this week at the racks:

AMAZING JOY BUZZARDS VOL 2 #1: I spent a lot of time second-guessing the art choices for Volume I because a lot of it seemed unclear and clumsy. I'm happy to report I found Volume II a vast improvement in this regard: storytelling choices were clean, similar looking characters were given identifiers to make one another stand out, and only a few areas where perspective seemed flattened out. In addition, the transition of the race sequence to diagonal page layouts was playful and smart. Really fun. I was a bit more put off by the writing, in that the opening sequence in particular tries to bite off more than it can chew (and there's a bit of extra 'splaining quickly jammed into an inside front cover) but this what I was hoping the first issue of Volume I would be, way back when, and consequently I'm giving this a very, very high OK. I'll be back for issue #2 and my hope is this title will continue to grow.

AUTHORITY REVOLUTION #12: This had the cruel and clever wit and enjoyably absurd one-upsmanship of impossible situations of classic Authority stories; unfortunately, it comes at the very end of what felt like a far-too-long arc. If this whole thing had been compressed down to between three and six issues, there's a chance I would have really enjoyed it. But as it is, it's a pretty Good ending to a pretty less-than-Eh run.

BANANA SUNDAYS #3: Storywise, this is the issue where the padding happens, as every question important to the reader isn't answered, and no new ones are put on the table. But I didn't care because the mix of witty (if a bit clunky) writing, and clever and assured cartooning, make this a continuing pleasure to read. A high Good.

BATGIRL #69: Since The Comics Shrew is pretty high on Andersen Gabrych's run on this, I gave this book another shot and, ultimately, liked it. While the current staus on the Lazarus Pits, like everything else in DC continuity these days, keep yo-yoing all over the place (The pits are opened, the pits are closed, they only work once, except this one, etc., etc.) I can accept it here since it's used with the end of bringing back Mr. Freeze's wife, something that I don't think *has* been done. (Fire up those correcting emails, DC fans.) I'm giving this issue only an OK because it's still part of an arc that had a hog-headed biker several issues back, but I found this a pleasant surprise and will try to keep an eye out for future issues.

BATMAN #646: I think I mentioned in a previous entry I really got into DC titles through reading Wolfman and Perez's Teen Titans, so I always thought Deathstroke the Terminator was pretty cool. However, Identity Crisis made him this year's Macarena; he's everywhere now, unavoidable, and growing more annoying each time he turns up. Maybe there's some sort of "Where's Waldo" contest going on with him I don't know about. Between his anticlimactic appearance here, and the (hopefully temporary)change in art team, I gotta go with OK.

BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #70: The Clayface virus was, uh, interesting, I suppose (although a Clayface performing the murder in the form of Alfred would have been more satisfying), but between static art, major plot-hammering, and a bunch of other complaints, I gotta go down to Awful. Too bad because some of the cops' dialogue was nicely Bendisish. I could see someone really loving this stuff, but they'd have to be doing a better job at it than the creative team is at theirs.

DAREDEVIL VS PUNISHER #5: Weird how things work. I think Lapham's art can be satisfying and, if not sophisticated, at least somewhat nuanced in Stray Bullets, but here, maybe it's the coloring or something, it seems stiff and very awkward. Now that I think of it, the final Miller/Janson issues of Daredevil did too, but the stories were compelling enough one could ignore that sort of thing, and this just isn't. Bummer to be giving it an Eh but there you have it.

JUSTICE #2: Jim Kreuger has a very set way of taking a hero or villain's defining characteristics and spinning them (I still remember, for example, his explanation as to why they call Sue "The Invisible Girl") which can be either pleasantly surprising or annoyingly pat--and, because I can't decide which, this issue, with its attribution of The Riddler's M.O. to a bit of childhood abuse, is a bit of toss-up. Also, in case you've forgotten, I live in San Francisco and got my B.A. in P.C., so a scene of natives of a foreign country bowing down and calling The Flash a god and offering him all forms of tribute seemed embarrassingly anachronistic, in tandem with the fact that The Riddler's gang were multicultural but you only saw Batman beating up the African-American henchmen, made me a little uneasy. So, uh, OK, I guess? You'll probably rate it higher if you really like Ross's art and don't come with the same unfortunate kneejerk hardwiring I do.

MARVEL KNIGHTS SPIDER-MAN #19: Pat Lee does better work here than I've seen in some time, which means he only partially causes the story to crap out, rather than trashes it entirely. (The emphasis on Mary Jane makes me wonder if David wrote the script thinking, I dunno, Frank Cho might end up on it.) Although, now that I think about it, the violent stalker fan angle seemed pretty cliched and kinda crappy without any help from Lee, so I dunno... The parts of David's script I liked, I really liked: the stuff I didn't like (and there was more of that here than in FNSM #1), I really, really didn't like. So maybe it could have been a medium OK if it hadn't been for Pat Lee's art (maybe?), but I'll go with a straight Eh.

MARVEL MONSTERS FIN FANG FOUR: Of course, that one wordless page where The Thing watches Elektro ask the FF's robo-receptionist out is pure Roger Langridge, but the rest of this seems to be a very smooth collaboration between Langridge and Scott Gray (who if I read this interview on Spurge's Comics Reporter correctly, had a hand on piecing a lot together on the Marvel continuity end of things). I found it very enjoyable, although the menace seemed kinda silly and unthreatening, which was the only offnote in a piece that blended whimsy and seriousness with a nice balance. I may have enjoyed this even more than Powell's Devil Dinosaur/Hulk issue, because it was longer and gave the characters more of an "arc." Again, my kneejerk P.C.ness would have appreciated an introductory context about the Fin Fang Foom reprint but that's just me. A high Good.

MR. T #2: Goddammit. I bet we only got one copy of this for the racks (maybe two) and it was gone before I made it to the store Friday. Rats.

NICK FURY HOWLING COMMANDOS #1: Oh, man. I was actually pitying the poor sonsabitches who preordered this three months ago and then still had to buy it after reading those awful preludes printed in every Marvel book for the last three weeks and then, of course, at the end of the day, I realized one of those poor sonsabitches was me. This book was an enormous slipshod piece of Crap, with lousy, ugly amateurish art, garish, painful coloring, and dull, stilted writing. The last part really stings since I, like probably everyone else, pre-ordered this on the strength of Keith Giffen's previous work. I mean, don't get me wrong, I think the art really killed this, and made reading it a fucking horrible exercise in eyerape, but looking at the elements of the script separately, I think only a very good artist could have made this a decent read: it starts with a lot of action, but, by the end, only Clay Quartermain (introduced in the second half) is anything other than a cipher. This is the kind of book one's embarrassed to have in their collection. I can't even think about it without wincing. Heinous, heinous Crap.

ROBIN #143: Why did I pick this up? I haven't been following this book at all, but if they're all like this, they should change the title of the book to OTHER PEOPLE (GUEST-STARRING ROBIN!) That alone puts it at Eh, but the rest of it is nothing to write home about, either.

SEVEN SOLDIERS KLARION THE WITCH BOY #4: There's a whole narrative leap there (Klarion merging with his cat) that I didn't follow at all (and maybe also that very abrupt opening) but man, I really enjoyed this issue, and this whole mini overall. I admit Morrison made his villain a little too Millarish (i.e., very "Would you like some RAPE with your RAPE?" in his dialogue), but so far, this was only second to Guardian. Let's go with Very Good.

SHAOLIN COWBOY #4: Motherfuckin' yes. I didn't finish this, but unless the last eight pages featured the Shaolin Cowboy and his mule sitting around knitting (and maybe even if it does) this kicks extraordinary amounts of ass (pun unavoidable). The art is so impressively crafted and drawn, it elevates its innate stupidity into some previously uncharted realm of genius, all the more because Darrow is doing so very deliberately. I can't think of the appropriate metaphor to describe this (it's like if Richard Wagner was resurrected and staged an opera based on Three Stooges shorts? Or if Alejandro Jodorowsky was hired to write new Bugs Bunny cartoons for Warner Brothers?) but don't let my sputtering ineptitude dissuade you. If extravagant absurdity is even remotely your thing, then this is your thing. Very Good, for sure.

SHE-HULK 2 #1: This is also Very Good work, in a very different way from Shaolin Cowboy (just as SC #4 is from Klarion #4 above it). I'm kind of in awe of Slott's scripting here--he squeezes a "don't wait for the trade" argument perfectly into his previously established meta-commentary; he simultaneously critiques and integrates She-Hulk's behavior in Avengers Dissembled into his series; and makes a book about a superpowered lawyer both packed with comic book action and comic book law. Equally good is Bobillo's art, which is delightfully expresive and sympathetic. I hope that, similar to how Runaways picked up readers in its reboot, this book does the same and gets a genuine chance in the direct market. It deserves it. As I said, Very Good.

SUPERMAN #222: Oh, come on now. That's really, really dumb. Even if I buy all the other Infinite Crisis related plot hammering, am I really supposed to believe that Superman, fearing for his lack of control (or whatever), replaced himself with robot and didn't bother to mention it to his wife? I'm kinda stunned that this is the same Mark Verheiden who's been working on Battlestar Galactica this season (although I thought the episode with his name as scripter was easily the worst of the season to date) because that show goes to some pretty great lengths to make the characterization seem natural, and this--well, this really doesn't. Awful.

SUPREME POWER HYPERION #2: I skipped issue #1 of this, and thought issue #2 kinda screwed the pooch: JMS went to such great lengths to introduce superpowers throughout the regular series that introducing (at least) three people with them at the same time, out of nowhere, really kills the atmosphere he was going for. Now it's just a superhero book with swears (swears to leave soon, I guess). Plus, the art, by Dan Jurgens and Klaus Janson, makes this look exactly like an issue of The Defenders from the mid-'70s, and although that's actually a compliment in my book, I know that won't hold true for hardly anyone else. Bottom of the Eh.

ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #24: The people behind the Ultimateverse seem aware that the Marvel Universe had a disprorportionate amount of orphan superheroes, but I wish someone other than Mark "hatched from an egg" Millar had handled the return of Sue and Johnny's mother: her characterization isn't flat, it's frickin' concave. Maybe it'll all pan out if Ultimate Submariner has some of the innovation of Millar's recharacterization on The Ultimates, but this left me even more underwhelmed than the zombieverse story of last arc. Eh.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #84: By contrast, I thought this came very close to perfectly paced--a big ol' punch-up scene contrasted with a humorous phone conversation and a surprise change 'em up. Bendis and Bagley's Spider-Man is starting to remind me less of the "regular" Spider-Man and more of Bugs Bunny, but that's not such a bad thing, somehow. Hard to believe this book might be back on track, but this pretty Good issue suggests that might be the case.

WALKING DEAD #22: Even though Rick had a pretty good point about everyone being deeply unhinged and about ready to off themselves, he still came off as a sanctimonious asshat. I'll give Kirkman credit that he did so deliberately since Rick himself is also one of the deeply unhinged, but taken on its own terms the scene was pretty flat. The story is at a point where the more sophisticated he can be in detailing everyone's deterioration, the more satisfying it'll be when everything really hits the fan. I'll go with Good, but reservedly so.

X-MEN #176: Didn't read any of the previous issues but this perfectly sums up the strengths and weaknesses of Peter Milligan's characters: the better-known the characters are, the duller and more out-of-character he writes them (The Black Panther--chatty? Ororo--prissy?), whereas the lesser-known the characters are, the more interesting and closer to in-character he writes them. The talking hypno-baboon not being able to count to five, and Red Ghost and his two Super-Apes (where the servile Super-Apes able to see the failures of communism far better than the zealous Ghost) were terrific (credit should go to Larroca's art, which really sells the Apes' scenes). Get these guys off X-Men and put 'em on a Red Ghost and The Super-Apes miniseries. Eh, but worth flipping through.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Hmm, I guess the real standouts for me were all in the esses, but of the three I'll go with Shaolin Cowboy #4 for doing so much with so little.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Nick Fucking Fury and His Fucking Fucking Howling Fucking Commandos #1, fucking fucking fucky fuck.

TRADE PICK: I'm looking forward to sitting down with the Chiaroscuro TPB, one of my very first "wait for the trade" mistakes, but the Black Hole HC is the book I keep picking up, again and again, kind of in awe at its actual presence. And I've also got Plastic Man Archives Vol. 7. Good stuff.

Hmm. Okay, so hopefully we'll get Hibbs' take on some of this stuff on Tuesday; a few of my reviews this week seem suffer a bit from the "this book has too much blue in it so I give it an Eh," maybe. Let's see what he has to say.

When You Have A Minute?

Can you sound off in the comments on how you feel about the colored text: does it help you tell who's writing what, or can you generally figure it out pretty quick? If we do end up adding a mysterious personage (or...two?) to our ranks, I'll either have to (a) set up some sort of different style for each writer so they don't have to go through the hoops I do to get colored text; or (b) drop the colored text altogether. I know what I'd prefer, but I very much want your opinion: what works best for you?

Crimes and Misdemeanors

So last week I posted the picture of all the comics that had accrued during my honeymoon. This week, I'm posting a picture of all the books I picked up just last week. Kinda criminal how similar the two pictures are, aren't they? But what's really criminal is that I didn't take the time to review FINDER #38 last week. I've been a fan of this book for a long, long time but kinda stopped paying attention when I missed the jumping on point for "The Kidnappers" arc.

Well, that arc is over, and this is a great self-contained issue about crazy chicks. Oh, sure, it says "Part One," but it stands fine on its own with a lovely little anecdote about the things that are important to men and women--like cake, for example.

Anyway, this was Very Good work and you should come 'round to the shop and pick up a copy. Or you can go to Speed's website and read it online if you're cheap...and very patient: She's putting up the issue at the rate of two pages a week. Either way, well worth your time. Posted by Picasa

Reviews of some 10/12 books

Once again, in no particular order. Really fighting the deadline this week -- lost a bunch of time this weekend, and had a longer-running than it should have doctor's appointment this morning (waiting room, nothing to do with me) We're going to have some really terrific news for you in 2-3 weeks, as a Mysterious Personage has agreed to join the Savage Critic team, and I think you're going to be damn happy with the snark and resources they'll bring. I know I am anxious to see how it works out.... but soon on that, not today.

So, as fast as I can....

HOUSE OF M #7: Judged purely on the 22 pages between the covers here, I pretty much thought this was a success. With a few exceptions of storytelling in the battle sequences (who did what to who now?), this moved along like a rocket, happily setting up the next bit of the story. I do think Bendis has problems with things spiraling out of his hands (a of that talk about "kids gloves coming off", but it didn't seem all that different than a "normal" fight to this reader), and, had this been issue #3 of the comics, I think we'd all be cheering for how good it was.

On the other hand, this was issue #7.

Still, I'm down with trying to "stuff the genie back into the bottle" -- the X-Franchise *has* spiraled completely out of control in the last decade, and anything that can make it more compact and accessible is a good thing. On the other hand, launching 2 new monthlies and 5-6 mini-series out of the aftermath of this does seem a bit counter intuitive, doesn't it? I like Phil Boyle's joke that there will be 198 mutants left, and each one is going to get their own title....

Still, I'm pretty curious about how the mechanics of this are going to work out -- Wanda evidently had the power to CHANGE HISTORY (still not sure about how *that* worked, really), so one might logically assume that any "No More Mutants!" wish would have gone into effect retroactively, but I can't really see how that could work with current continuity.

(From the "retail intelligence" POV, we sold 107 copies of INFINITE CRISIS #1 as of 11 am this morning, but only 69 copies of HoM #7. Also, our generic X-MEN sales are at their lowest point in the 16 years I've had my own shop -- we're down to below 40 copies of some issues of the main 2 titles in the last quarter, which is frighteningly sad. Hell, when Morrison was doing the book, we were selling in the 120 copy range. ANd that's not even a historical peak or anything.)

Anyway, I liked these 22 pages enough to call it a middling GOOD, though the entire min-series is stil probably lingering in the EH range.

JLA #120: This is the way to celebrate a tenth anniversary, isn't it? With a wholly putrid piece of shit masquerading as a Justice League comic book. It's hard to imagine a more bungled or boring issue, with a lot of standing around and blabbing and moaning about why they should put the JL back together. Um. You're all standing right there, guys, why are you even saying it broke up in the first place? If that wasn't bad enough, there's some sort of hoopty-ass touchy-feely ceremony bullshit where they're dropping sand in the wind or some shit. Who the fuck wants to see super heroes act like a bunch of middle aged attendees of a New Age festival? But the cake has to be taken by the fifth- or sixth-stringer Raven Manitou Dawn (or whatever the fuck her name is) having some sort of bullshit vision of J'onn. I mean, first off, what's she even doing here, second off why would j'onn contact HER of all people, and third, I'm surprisingly unconcerned about the where abouts of the invulnerable, shape-changing, able-to-go-intangible Martian Manhunter. Clearly, there's not a chance he actually blew up on the moon. This is what comics-by-committee yield, and I guess shouldn't be much surprise that this piece of tripe was foisted upon us by Bob Harras, the lead man for the absolute nadir of X-MEN continuity of the 90s. Here's my best example of the editorial ineptness of this whole package: someone breaks out of jai, all shadowy darkness and foreshadowing... but we're never told WHO it is within the actual pages of the comic. Instead, we have to learn from the next issue box that (be afraid!) The Key has escaped. Even Morrison wasn't able to make him an actual threat of anything against anyone. This comic was so bad that it gets my below-CRAP rating: this was ASS. It's not just crap, it's where crap COMES from.

HAWKMAN #45: As long as I'm being pissed off by bad comics, I want to thoroughly object to the ridiculous bait and switch involved here with "Oh, sure, Dr. Fate teleported me away, and created an illusion" bullshit. That's not playing fair with the AUDIENCE, guys. AWFUL.

100 BULLETS #65: I've lost the main thread of the plot (at least a year back, maybe more) though confusing character shifts and byzantine plot mechanisms, but I still look at this every issue because of Risso's fucking fabulous artwork. Which is good, because I really thought this issue was terrific and made me have a great deal more faith in Azzarello's writing ability. Top notch material, and really gripping: VERY GOOD.

VILLIANS UNITED #6: I have to say that I can't, for the life of me, figure out the two Luthors thing, or what any of that is supposed to be (At least back in the day there used to be some physical differation between multiple-earth variants of a character -- even if it was "Yellow Circle"/ "No Yellow Circle"), but despite that this twist seem ed like less of a twist than a gyre, I thought this was the only one of the Countdown mini-series that provided a strong and compelling story in and of itself. I liked it: a solid GOOD.

METADOCS THE SUPER ER: I review wayy too many DC and Marvel books, I think -- so I'm going to try to be conscious of that over the next few weeks and offer up a bit more of a mixture if I can (though slight this week because I'm almost out of time for the day). This is a very nicely done stand alone comic about a Super Emergency Room -- it got bogged down, I think, in some of the medical terminology and such, but the characters were reasonably compelling and the art serviced the story well. A very strong OK, and if you're looking for something super, but different, this might be the thing for you.

7 DAYS TO FAME #1: this really could have been exploitive and crappy (the premise is a reality show that shows suicides), but I thought this eluded many of the pitfalls better than I thought it would, and found a nicely human core to do the idea. Not great, but a solid OK.

Annnnnd... I'm out of time. 10 minutes until teh delivery truck shows up with the NEXT batch of comics, sheesh. Sorry I didn't cover more....

So, PICK OF THE WEEK: Take your pick from 100 BULLETS #65 or FABLES #42 (Which I didn't specifically review) -- both were very solid, and crisp and pretty.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Oh come on, no contest: JLA #120.

BOOK / TP OF THE WEEK: 3-way tie on ASTRO CITY: LOCAL HEROES TP, DOOM PATROL v3 TP, or GREEN LANTERN: REBIRTH HC. All super-stuff, but all very different approaches to the genre, and all well worth your coin.

More in 7 more, and another step closer to our Big Announcement (which will become anti-climatic once it comes, probably, because I've built it up too much. Well, I think it's cool, at least.

As always, what did YOU think?

-B

PS To the Comics Shrew: Jesus, get out of my head, girl! I made a point of not reading any IC #1 reviews until I typed mine up, and hers are almost word-for-word mine. Scary! The Comics Shrew is MY personal favorite reviewer that isn't on this site, so that's either very very good, or very very bad, your call...

Ariving 10/19

Yet another big pile. Some great books coming out, including BLACK HOLE, and the long-long-long overdue TP of CHIAROSCURO.

A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #21 (A) ABIDING PERDITION LITTLE RED CVR B #1 AMAZING JOY BUZZARDS VOL 2 #1 ANAL INTRUDERS FROM URANUS #2(A) ARCHIE #561 ASTRO CITY THE DARK AGE #4 (OF 16) AUTHORITY REVOLUTION #12 (OF 12) BANANA SUNDAYS #3 (OF 4) BATGIRL #69 BATMAN #646 BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #70 BATMAN JOURNEY INTO KNIGHT #3(OF 12) BATTLE HYMN #4 (OF 5) BIRDS OF PREY #87 BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL #106 (NOTE PRICE) BLOWJOB #15 (A) BOLD BLOOD #1 BOOKS OF MAGICK LIFE DURING WARTIME #15 BRIAN PULIDOS MEDIEVAL LADY DEATH #7 CAPTAIN ATOM ARMAGEDDON #1 (OF 9) COMMON FOE #3 (OF 4) CONAN #21 DAREDEVIL VS PUNISHER #5 (OF 6) DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES #2 (OF4) DEADWORLD #2 DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #333 DORK TOWER #32 DRAGONLANCE CHRONICLES BURNS CVR A #3 (OF 8) GARTH ENNIS 303 #6 (OF 6) GI JOE SNAKE-EYES DECLASSIFIED #3 (OF 6) GIANT MONSTER #1 GREEN LANTERN CORPS RECHARGE #2 (OF 6) GRENUORD #1 (OF 6) HELLBLAZER #213 HERE COME THE LOVEJOYS AGAIN #1 (A) HOLIDAY FUN DIGEST #10 INTIMATES #12 JUGHEAD #169 JUSTICE #2 (OF 12) LONELY TOMBSTONE ONE SHOT LUCIFER #67 MANHUNTER #15 MARVEL 1602 NEW WORLD #4 (OF 5) MARVEL KNIGHTS SPIDER-MAN #19 MARVEL MONSTERS FIN FANG FOUR MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #282 MR T #2 NICK FURY HOWLING COMMANDOS #1 NIGHT MARY #3 (OF 5) OFFICIAL HANDBOOK MARVEL UNIVERSE HORROR 2005 POWERPUFF GIRLS #67 ROBIN #143 ROBOTECH PRELUDE TO THE SHADOW CHRONICLES #2 (OF 5) RUNAWAYS #9 SEVEN SOLDIERS KLARION THE WITCH BOY #4 (OF 4) SHAOLIN COWBOY #4 SHE-HULK 2 #1 SIMPSONS COMICS #111 SONIC X #2 (OF 4) SPIDER-MAN FAMILY #1 STAR WARS REPUBLIC #78 SUPERMAN #222 SUPREME POWER HYPERION #2 (OF5) SURROGATES #2 (OF 5) TALES FROM RIVERDALE DIGEST #6 THOR BLOOD OATH #3 (OF 6) TOP TEN BEYOND THE FARTHEST PRECINCT #3 (OF 5) TRANSFORMERS #0 ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #24 ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #84 VICE KIRKHAM CVR #1 WALKING DEAD #22 WEAPON X DAYS OF FUTURE NOW #4 (OF 5) WYATT EARP DODGE CITY #3 X-MEN #176 X-MEN AND POWER PACK #1 (OF 4) X-MEN COLOSSUS BLOODLINE #2 (OF 5)

Books / Mags / Stuff ALISON DARE LITTLE MISS ADVENTURES VOL 2 TP ANIMATION MAGAZINE NOV 2005 #154 ARMAGEDDON & SON GN BATTLE ROYALE VOL 14 GN (OF 15) BLACK HOLE COLLECTED HC CHIAROSCURO TP COMIC ART TRIBUTE TO JACK KIRBY CARD SET COMICS BUYERS GUIDE JAN 2006 #1612 COMPLETE CALVIN & HOBBES HC DAREDEVIL VOL 12 DECALOGUE TP GLOOMCOOKIE VOL 4 CARNIVAL WARS TP JUXTAPOZ NOV DEC 2005 VOL 13 #12 KODT BUNDLE OF TROUBLE VOL 12TP LIVING AND THE DEAD GN NYC MECH VOL 1 LETS ELECTRIFYTP OUTSIDERS VOL 3 WANTED TP PLASTIC MAN ARCHIVES VOL 7 HC RUULE GANGLORDS OF CHINATOWN TP SIN CITY MOLLYS ESCORT SERVICE ZIPPO LIGHTER SUPERMAN IN THE FORTIES TP SUPREME POWER VOL 3 HIGH COMMAND TP TOMORROW STORIES BOOK TWO TP TRIBECA SUNSET GN VIDEO WATCHDOG OCT 2005 #122 VISION YESTERDAY AND TOMORROWTP

What looks good to YOU?

-B

Jeff's Reviews of 10/12/05 Books....

Not trying to steal Hibbs' thunder (like that's possible!) by posting right after him, but he said I shouldn't read his review of IC until I post mine. And I figured as long as I was at it.... ACTION COMICS #832: Guh? Reads more like an inventory story than anything really tying in to Day of Vengeance (or a holiday issue crafted a looooooong time before all the Infinite hoo-ha came around), which is fine, I guess, but could have used a bit of finetuning. Also, kinda bummed that a really nice hook (the appearance of Lois's dad, whose mortality status was a nifty dangling thread from Loeb's Superman run) got used to such spectactularly cliched effect (Lois hollering "nothing I ever did was good enough for you," or some such). Just an Eh, but easily could have been better if editors acted more like editors and less like air traffic controllers.

APOCALYPSE NERD #2: In a way, that absurdly long delay between issues reinforced the idea that the two jerks have been out in the woods for an extended period of time. On the other hand, like last issue, I don't like the characters and find the whole scenario less amusing than frightening. And, like last issue, I greatly enjoyed Bagge's biographies of heroes from the American Revolution. I can't remember if I went all the way to Awful with issue #1, so I'll keep this tottering at the lowest rung of Eh (with only those great bios holding it there). Bummer.

DOOMED MAGAZINE #1: An attempt to bring back the old black and white horror comic mag of the '70s, with mixed results: Richard Matheson's "Bloodsong" gets adapted by Chris Ryall and Ashley Wood and doesn't quite work (Wood's art makes the story feel allegorical too soon, robbing the ending of some of its impact), F. Paul Wilson's voodoo hollywood story kinda does (although, again, Ted McKeever's art makes this feel too unreal to really have the kind of impact it should) and I didn't get past the page of the naked chick in the David Schow story adaptation. And although the mascot looks lovely, her origin was really dumb and her name (Ms. Doomed) is even dumber. Ms. Doomed? It just sounds awkward. Is there a pun there I'm not getting? If they wanted a dumb name, why not Black Masscot? Count Chickula? Eyepatcherella? Malvella Monovision? Anything's gotta be better than Ms. Doomed. OK.

EX MACHINA #15: Recent arcs seem crafted with an eye toward showing the Mayor as more complex and unpredictable than he appears on the surface. And that's fine, I guess, but I'm not completely on the bus for some reason. That might just be a matter of expectation, as I was hoping for this series to be like a superhero version of Eagle, and instead it's more like, I dunno, a ratings-challenged TV series: currently, there's more of a focus on focus on the character of the mayor, and less on the process of being a mayor(which the first arc or two did very well). It'll probably all change up once we're given enough essential info on Mitchell (and maybe once Vaughan's got enough research done to really immerse us in the politics again) but until then, only an OK from me.

EXILES #71: Has a sense of urgency to it that the last ten to fifteen issues or so have pretty much lacked. With any luck, they'll be able to keep that moving through the arcs from now on. More or less Good.

FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #1: I really liked the non-crossover parts to this issue--David's Spidey is genuinely witty and the villain seemed sharper and less disposable than you'd expect--but I'm sure it's the crossover parts that will make this sucker sell. And whereas Weiringo's art always looked too comical on Fantistic Four, it suits Spider-Man to a T. I'll be following this title while David's on it (and maybe even pick up the other issues of "The Other" he's writing) but I wish he'd gotten a chance to start this series cleanly. Good.

GHOST RIDER #2: Very much crafted in the "Jemas" style, unfortunately: the majority of this issue consists of the angel telling Ghost Rider most of what he told the other angel last issue. Again, some pretty art but Ennis has picked up some bad habits working for Marvel and this shows off most of them. An Eh at best.

GOON 25 CENT COMIC: I handsold about a half-dozen of these yesterday and could have done more if it'd been a busier day. I mean, it's a full issue of one of the best books on the stands and it's only a quarter! Seriously, if you haven't tried the book before, get this. It's great. Very Good, and unbeatable for the price.

HAWKMAN #45: Pretty much went down as I expected even if I had no freakin' idea who Golden Eagle and Hawkman were talking about, and the fight was much gorier than I expected (broken bones shown jutting out of arms and everything). The whole thing could have been a lot better frankly, but it could have been a lot worse too. OK.

HOUSE OF M #7: I liked the twist, I liked the scenes with Wanda, I liked just about all of this, to be honest (although a lot of the action scenes were astonishingly abstract, and the panel-to-word ratio went absurdly off-balance in a few places). But despite the $2.99 price tag, this issue really costs $20.93 once you include the six issues building up to it. So I'll give this issue, on its own, a Good, (if you keep in mind that you can't really read this issue on its own) and the whole project a very low Eh. Not enough bang for the buck here.

INFINITE CRISIS #1: Back when I was a kid, I'd just started really reading DC titles (going from Claremont's X-Men to Wolfman and Perez's Teen Titans and from an ad in those pages, thank god, to Alan Moore's Swamp Thing) when Crisis on Infinite Earths came along which even to my young eyes, seemed like a noble mess, far better than the flatly panderous bullshit of Secret Wars, but still a mess nonetheless. It was obvious that Wolfman, Perez and DC were trying to address and correct something at the same time they were trying to make fanboys' brains melt at the scope of it all.

I wish I felt a similar vibe coming from Infinite Crisis--the sense that what I'm seeing is a noble mess--but at this point, all I'm getting is that sense of mess, like some four-color version of Los Angeles, the comic book equivalent of urban sprawl. It is, to be fair, a very well-organized mess, with Geoff Johns doing a capable job introducing the ends of four miniseries, staging a dramatic scene with Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman, bumping off the Freedom Fighters (but giving me the Human Bomb scene I more or less always wanted), and introducing sub-conflicts a-go-go. (And Jimenez does his best Perezesque moves, although, to be honest, I've thought that Jimenez was always the In-And-Out Burger to Perez's McDonalds: less wasteful and probably better for you overall yet still not quite as satisfying).

But perhaps unsurprisingly, after months and months of plot-hammering in all the different titles, the scene between Wonder Woman, Batman and Superman had no heft to me--of course, they don't get along! They won't get along until they have to, according to page ____ of the Infinite Crisis outline. And weirdly, I guess I'm okay with that if there's the corresponding sense that the plot hammer is being used to do actual construction work, not just knocking square pegs into round holes for the maximum in cheap drama. Is there really a sense that this whole thing is being undertaken to fix something, to correct some little error in the balance of the DCU that keeps throwing things off? Or is it just blood and guts and spectacle and cameos, The Poseidon Adventure with Superman and Batman in the roles of Gene Hackman and Shelly Winters and a universe in place of a boat?

It seems weird to ask those questions (because nobody asks those questions of TV shows or movies--with the exception of Star Wars movies--or books or any other form of popular culture for the most part) but they're important ones to ask--DC and Marvel may be the landlords, but these are the houses of the mind most of us grew up in. Unfortunately, it's too soon to tell if these questions'll be answered or not. Depending on your patience with this type of stuff, you'll find it either OK, or maybe even right in the Good range. It defintely brought enough to the table that you won't feel empty, except in that "I just ate a big plate of junk food" kind of way. We'll see where it goes.

JLA #120: I wonder if the only associations most comic book writers have with the term "break up" comes from their high school relationships, where couples "break up" one day and then, the very next, can be found in the back of a van making out. That would explain a lot, at least in this case: last issue, the JLA broke up, but here they are again, in the back of the van making out. And it's just as embarrassing as high school, particularly with that dust-spreading ceremony. Oy. Eh.

MARVEL MONSTERS WHERE MONSTERS DWELL: A lot more new content than the previous one-shot: Giffen and Allred's story really nails the spirit of things, it's nice to see Arnold Pander's art again although I think he's mismatched with Peter David's script, and Jeff Parker's story actually works as a straight faced update of the Where Monsters Dwell blueprint. But I can't really give it a higher rating than the previous one, because there's no Devil Dinosaur fighting the Hulk, as written and drawn by Eric Powell. Good, if you can clear the price hurdle.

NIGHTWING #113: Ugh. Give Devin Grayson a Nightwing manga title (I'd actually read it) because this is so abbreviated as to be ludicrous. Rose has been hanging out with Nightwing for two issues and she's in love with him, too? I'm always happy to have love triangles within love triangles within love triangles (some strange byproduct of my love of the old Flash Gordon serials and Bollywood musicals) but can't we have a little context for it? Eh.

VILLAINS UNITED #6: In its way, packed with more "What the fuck?!" than Infinite Crisis #1: Luthor as Mockingbird? The Secret Society of Villains Luthor as an alternate worlds Luthor? Last minute supervillain lesbian doublecrosses? Catman and Deadshot all but making out at the end of the mini? What the fuck? And yet, I mean that in more or less a good way. And at least there was some kind of a body count there at the end, so Good.

Y THE LAST MAN #38: Who doesn't like a sexy one-eyed pirate? And the kite flying scene was sweet. But the rest of it, kinda don't care too much--someday, a scholar will make a really interesting argument as to why the vast majority of these stories deal with Yorick being "outed," but it's just not that interesting to me at this point. Eh.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Same as my Trade Pick: D&Q's reissue of John Porcellino's Perfect Example. These stories plucked from King-Cat all take place in 1986 when the author was a teenager, and they perfectly capture that mix of free-floating despair, romantic anxiety, unforced friendship and all the other teen hallmarks with total empathy, yet without any empty sentiment whatsoever. I'd just read recently about Hemingway's "Iceberg Theory" ("If a writer of prose knows enough about what he is writing about he may omit things that he knows and the reader, if the writer is writing truly enough, will have a feeling of those things as strongly as though the writer had stated them. The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one-eighth of it being above water.") and Perfect Example has exactly the sort of dignity of movement Hemingway writes about. It's great stuff.

And pick up the Goon for a quarter while you're at it.

PICK OF THE WEAK: JLA #120. If the point of Infinite Crisis is to make JLA read like an X-Men book from the mid-90's, you can just let me off here, thanks.

TRADE PICK: See above, but also Doom Patrol Vol. 3 TPB, Essential Werewolf By Night TPB (ends just as Moench comes on board, dammit, but some lovely Ploog work in there), Essential Spider-Man Vol. 7 TPB (the definitive Spider-Man work for me, I have to admit), and Krazy & Ignatz: A Wild Warmth of Chromatic Gravy, which wins the award for porniest title of a highbrow book this year.

Okay, now to see what Hibbs wrote...

Hibbs' thoughts on INFINITE CRISIS #1

INFINITE CRISIS #1: You'd be hard pressed to find a bigger DC fan than me, really -- at least one that doesn't work at DC (because, OK, I can't beat, say, Mark Waid) I've always been a DC fan, even when it wasn't very fashionable. I can recite you Pre-CRISIS continuity up and down and backwards and forward. I can tell you which character came from which earth and the ones who moved and changed, though, really, it wasn't really that hard to keep it all straight. I pretty much liked CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS (although, reread all these years later it is a pretty badly constructed mess), though I didn't, at the time, really think it was very necessary.

Post-Crisis, continuity became a bit of a mess (to understate things) -- even years after Geoff Johns tried to fix Hawkman continuity, for example, I can't really tell you which stories "happened" and to which version of the character. Really, the fundamental mistake they made was in not starting EVERYthing over with a brand-new no-previous-continuity #1, instead doing a "rolling" reboot where some characters restarted and others didn't, and trying to patch holes "on the fly".

So, one might think I would relish the return to pre-CRISIS continuity with multiple earths back in the mix.

One would probably be wrong.

"You can't go home again", they say, and I think "they" are right on target, at least in this regard -- that was TWENTY YEARS ago. Things are different now, and there's an accretion of two decades that almost certainly can't be rolled over, and I think any attempt to recast old continuity today will make the immediately-post-Crisis attempt look like pure elegance.

That's what I think, at least.

I'm assuming here, though, and you know what they say about assumptions -- maybe there won't be a reset of any kind, maybe it will be all forward movement of continuity just with a handful of new ground rules.

But here's the thing: I can't really do much BUT make assumptions because I read the first issue of INFINITE CRISIS #1, after something close to a year of build up, AND I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS MINI-SERIES IS ABOUT.

How can you read the first issue of a 7-issue comic (14%!) and not have a CLUE as to what the story is ACTUALLY about? (Well, besides HOUSE OF M, I guess....)

We talk a lot about spoilers and how it "ruins it for the audience" or whatever, but does everyone forget that the "audience" knew a LOT about CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTS before it happened? Not just talking about the cover images being released long before, but even the tagline of the book spelled out the intentions of CoIE very clearly: "Worlds will live. Worlds will die."

All we have here is "The Countdown is over!", but since the "countdown" is referring to the event itself, that's a pretty empty circular loop, right?

To a large degree, not a whole lot actually happens in INFINITE CRISIS #1 -- it is mostly recap of all of the countdown stuff, with a smidge of character stuff. The "big 3" have an argument on the moon, there's a big Mystery In Space post-RANN/THANAGAR WAR, the OMACS are doing something or another, the VILLAINS UNITE to kill the Freedom Fighters (50 cents says they'll be back before issue #7, though), and Gotham is shown, slightly, post DAY OF VENGENACE (did you notice the other ones got double page spreads and build up, but DoV was kind of just "oh yeah, that happened too"?) -- but excepting the last few pages, we're not being shown anything that we didn't already know.

Those last few pages were described to retailers (on the private CBIA bulletin board) by a high-ranking DC person as being "a 12 on a 10 point scale" when we asked (feeling stung by HOUSE OF M #1) "does anything happen", but I don't know about you, but I didn't really think that was much more than a 7 or an 8. ESPECIALLY coming on the heels of VILLIANS UNITED #6 (more about that later), which sort of makes any "they're here!" moment anticlimactic, because they've been here all along.

Certainly, I didn't NOT like this -- things zipped along, the art was pretty (though, I thought it was garishly over-colored, not wholly dissimilar to the way CoIE made our eyes bleed with the flexographic printing), there are good beats here and there (I quite liked the bits with the Human Bomb), and it more or less hangs together.

I just don't know what's happening, and after, what, close to 1000 pages of build-up in all of the assorted "Countdown" stuff, I expected this first issue to have a bit more of a solid direction and point.

The Savage Critic scale is good for certain forms of snark and snapshots, but it's pretty useless in a case like this -- on the seven point scale I'll go with a pretty middle-of-the-pack OK, but that's both too low and too high. I guess a better reaction might be "...that's IT?"

I'll try to be back later today with some thoughts on HOUSE OF M #7, then the rest of the reviews on the "usual" Tuesday.

What did YOU think?

-B

Reviews of 10/5 comics

Again, in no particular order, here are some thoughts on last week's funny books -- 2 in a row, there's no stopping me now (what a joke) SPELLGAME #1: Damn fine cover by Darwyn Cooke got me to pick this up to read, and the insides kept my interest decently. There was a little too much "What the hell is going on?" going on to really give this the big thumbs-up, but it was a professionally produced and executed comic, and I have little qualms giving it a low GOOD.

BATMAN: GOTHAM COUNTY LINE #1: Three books on the stands that have "Gotham" in the title, that's sure smart, ain't it? Even smarter to have 2 of them ship in a single week. I really wish publishers would think just a teeny tiny bit more about thier schedules. "Batman in the suburbs" was how this was pitched, but, except for a Rocket-Pack (!!!), it really wasn't much different than any other Batman story. Damn nice art from Scott Hampton, yes, but that $6 cover price gives me the shivers. A really low GOOD -- woulda have been "Very" had the price been cheaper...

GOTHAM CENTRAL #36: Terrific ending to the arc, first time I didn't mind Batman interjecting himself into the book, really. VERY GOOD.

AQUAMAN #35: And here's the first OMAC crossover that actually added to the book it was crossing over into. Didn't do much for OMAC itself, but that's basically OK. I quite like the moral dillemma, and I was pretty surprised by the conclusion as well. I even liked the Atlantis stuff, which I generally hate in Aquaman stories. Surprisingly VERY GOOD.

FELL #2: What I like best about this book is how it reads as densely as a "regular length" comic, and doesn't feel "short" at all. Spiffy art, crisp writing, low price, my only possible quibble was they need to mix up the design of the "Γ«xtra" material a smidge -- at first I had thought there was a production error and it just repeated the stuff from issue #1. Going with EXCELLENT heree.

FANTASTIC FOUR IRON MAN BIG IN JAPAN #1: Gorgeous looking, yes, but 28 pages of ads and 22 pages of story for $3.50 does not make Brian a happy boy. I kept being ripped out of the story by the ads, and that's a shame, because this was top notch stuff. Still, there's no way to recommend this as a periodical. I have to say -- and consider the source -- that you should wait for the trade. VERY GOOD for content, EH for packaging.

RETURN OF DONNA TROY #4: Man, that was a waste, wasn't it. Not even a good explanation about HOW she returned, and lots of jibber jabber about mutiple earths and what not. Y'know, when I was 8 (and even when I was 20) I had no problem keeping track of Earth 1, 2 and 3, X, S, and Prime. But this whole "well, some of it sticks and some it didn't" really hurts my brain. There used to be rules, but it feels like it is all exceptions these days. A big AWFUL from me.

CONAN & DEMONS OF KHITAI #1: I tried to care, but couldn't -- I don't even much like Conan on a good day, but at least the main book seems to have a direction and a point. This just feeels like filler to capitalize on the relative success of the main book. Pretty looking, yes, but didn't care. OK.

POWERS #13: Don't care about the main police stuff this issue, but I was thrilled to death with the banter and especially the stand-up scenes. VERY GOOD.

That's enough comics, I think, let's do some trades and stufff...

BONE SHARPS COWBOYS & THUNDER LIZARDS: The cut-throat world of 19th century paleontology is not something that I thought would interest me, but I was surprisingly affected by this story. I had a few problems sorting through who was who (its the beards that everyone in the 1800s had, man), but it was stil both pretty AND edumicational! A solid GOOD, for sure.

PUSH MAN AND OTHER STORIES HC: Didn't realy work too well for me -- clearly Tatsumi is a skilled creator and its nice to see this colection of his work, but I felt there was a pretty significcant sameness and lassitude to the stories, and by about the hafway point I was just flipping through to get to the end rather than geniunely enjoying what I was reading. OK... or maybe, just maybe, a low GOOD, but I'd be more enthusastic for a presumably cheaper SC edition. (Not that $20 is insane or anything)

PYONGYANG A JOURNEY IN NORTH KOREA HC: WHile, on the other hand, I thought this was just super spiffy -- I was affected both by the outsiderisms, as well as the strong look inside a cuture I know little about. Like PERSEPOLIS beefore it, I walked away from this work feeing like I knew more about our world while still getting that people are people. Super-terrific material, and, despite the HC status, I thought it was EXCELLENT.

QUITTER HC: Haspiel is a good match for Pekar's storyteling style, and I thought this was pretty good stuff -- but I also felt I've walked this road many times before. By the time I got to the last 20 or so pages I found myself reallyy hoping that this was fiction and not auto-bio, and that the story could have actually gone somewhere and said something than "just" being "American Splendor #0" (as it were). Perfect for someone on the cusp of understanding what comics can do, but if you're already there, relatively slight and wholly unsurprising. A solid, if low, GOOD,

Okie dokie, out of time this morning, that's what you get.

PICK OF THE WEEK (comics) will go to FELL #2 -- a nicely executed, inexpensive complete story with pretty art and crisp writing.

PICK OF THE WEAK: of what I reviewed, RETURN OF DONNA TROY #4: I don't *really* understand how she returned, or, more importantly, why -- other than "Jimenez has a crush on her". Anti-Harbinger my ass.

BOOK/TP OF THE WEEK: Easially goes to PYONGYANG, but that's a hell of a field of competition, isn't it? Great stuff, go get yourself a copy.

What did YOU think?

-B

Shipping 10/11/05

Did I mention Ben is two, and I should probably get Jeff to put some recent pictures up? He's really talking now, starting to put together complex thoughts and sentences together. Plus, and this may embarrass him 10 years from now, but he's used the potty by himself for the first time (poop, hurrah!) He's fucking awesome, btw.

Anyway, here's your shipping list for 10/11 -- INFINITE CRISIS #1 aqnd HOUSE OF M #7, so it is head to head event time in the Direct Market.

Plus a whole godamn lot of not-brokereed comics shipping this week. Damn.

100 BULLETS #65 2000 AD #1455 2000 AD #1456 7 DAYS TO FAME #1 (OF 3) ACTION COMICS #832 AMELIA RULES #15 APOCALYPSE NERD #2 ARCHIE & FRIENDS #95 BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #196 BATMAN STRIKES #14 BATTLE POPE COLOR #3 BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #137 BONE REST #4 BREACH #10 CABLE DEADPOOL #21 CITY OF HEROES #6 DEAD EYES OPEN #2 ESCAPE OF THE LIVING DEAD #1 (OF 5) EVIL ERNIE IN SANTA FE #1 (OF4) EX MACHINA #15 EXILES #71 FABLES #42 FATHOM #4 FINDER #38 FIRESTORM #18 FREAKSHOW #10 FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #1 FUTURAMA COMICS #21 GHOST RIDER #2 (OF 6) GHOST RIDER DIRECTORS CUT #1 GODLAND #4 GOLDEN PLATES #3 (OF 12) GOON 25 CENT COMIC GRAVITY #5 (OF 5) GREEN ARROW #55 GRIMM FAIRY TALES #1 GRIMOIRE #6 HAWKMAN #45 HOUSE OF M #7 (OF 8) HUNGER #5 INFINITE CRISIS #1 (OF 7) IRON GHOST #4 (OF 6) JLA #120 JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #236 KEEP #1 (OF 5) LITTLE SCROWLIE #11 MAD MAGAZINE #459 MAJESTIC #10 MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR #5 MARVEL KNIGHTS 4 #23 MARVEL MILESTONES BLADE MAN-THING & SATANA MARVEL MONSTERS WHERE MONSTERS DWELL MARVEL NEMESIS IMPERFECTS #6 (OF 6) MEGA MORPHS #4 (OF 4) METADOCS THE SUPER ER MUTOPIA X #4 (OF 5) NECROMANCER #2 NIGHTWING #113 NODWICK #30 OCTAVIA TRILOGY OF BITTER SOULS #3 POISON ELVES DOMINION #1 SCIENCE FAIR #1 (OF 8) SCOOBY DOO #101 SEX WARRIOR ISANE XXX #7 SHOJO BEAT NOV 05 VOL 1 #5 STAR WARS EMPIRE #36 STREET FIGHTER II #0 STUDENTS OF THE UNUSUAL #6 SUPER MANGA BLAST #56 THIEVES & KINGS #47 ULTIMATE X-MEN #64 VILLAINS UNITED #6 (OF 6) WILDCATS NEMESIS #2 (OF 9) WOLVERINE #34 Y THE LAST MAN #38

ASTRO CITY LOCAL HEROES TP BERSERK VOL 9 TP BLAB VOL 16 CINEFANTASTIQUE JULY 05 VOL 37 #4 COMICS JOURNAL #271 COMPLETE CLIVE BARKER THIEF OF ALWAYS TP DAMPYR #6 LAMIAH DIMONA VOL 1 GN (OF 3) DOOM PATROL VOL 3 DOWN PARADISE WAY TP DOOMED MAGAZINE #1 ESSENTIAL SPIDER-MAN VOL 7 TP ESSENTIAL WEREWOLF BY NIGHT VOL 1 TP FROM EROICA WITH LOVE VOL 5 GOON FANCY PANTS ED HC GREEN LANTERN REBIRTH HC HACK SLASH VOL 1 FIRST CUT TP HELLBOY COMIC AF ASST KODT TALES FROM VAULT VOL 5 TP KRAZY & IGNATZ 1935-1936 A WILD WARMTH OF CHROMATIC GRAVY LEES TOY REVIEW OCT 2005 #156 LIVEWIRES CLOCKWORK THUGS YO DIGEST TP MATCH TO WORLD WAR 3 ILLUSTRATED #36 MUTTS SUNDAY EVENINGS TP PERFECT EXAMPLE TP NEW PTG RGK THE ART OF ROY G KRENKEL SC RING OF ROSES TP SFX #135 SPELLBINDERS SIGNS AND WONDERS DIGEST TP SPIES VIXENS & MASTERS OF KUNG FU ART OF PAUL GULACY SC (C: STANDARD CATALOG OF COMICS 4TH ED TP STAR WARS CLONE WARS ADVENTURES VOL 4 TP SWORDS OF ROME VOL 1 THE CONQUERORS GN (OF 2) TONY MILLIONAIRE LITTLE & LARGE HC TOYFARE TOP 100 GEEK MOMENTS CVR #100 WALLY WOODS LUNAR TUNES SC WALLY WOODS WAYOUT SC WELCOME TO THE INBETWEEN STORY OF LITTLE APPLE DOLLS HC X-MEN BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE TP

What looks good to you?

-B

The Long Goodbye (and The Longer Hello): Jeff's Return and 10/5 Books

Getting married is great. Having a long honeymoon is fantastic. Coming back from a long honeymoon and having to return to your job, your cluttered apartment and a short box full of comics you haven't read but have to buy? Ai-yi-yi. I'll save the picture of the short box, a link to Robson's short blog of the wedding, and the like, for next entry. Right now, I should get back into the reviewing of the books: my vague understanding is the point of this whole "savage critic" enterprise is actually critiquing, or savaging, or something. This'll be short, because most of my time at the shop was spent catching up on books I missed and I just wasn't grabbed by a lot of the non-TPB stuff out this week. I'm starting slow, in other words.

AMAZING FANTASY #13: I like new characters. When I was a kid, I used to love titles like Marvel Premiere and Marvel Spotlight that would introduce them. So it's kind of a shame that this title isn't doing well in the marketplace. Having said that, this new character, Vegas, was so dull I didn't make it past page six. Also, naming your character Vegas and then having the first issue take place in Austin is such an obvious misstep I don't know where to begin. I can't tell you the exact rating, but I'm afraid it's sub-Eh.

BLOOD OF THE DEMON #8: The closer Byrne's work comes to being utterly insane, the more I like it. This should have been a paint-by-numbers "hero realizes they're trapped in an illusory realm controlled by supervillain" story, but the contrast of Byrne's workmanlike ways and what I perceive as his inability to control those ways, made this an unpredictable read. If I'd been twelve and read this, it would have scared the shit out of me because bad art made by crazy people is scary. Plus, bonus points for the speed with which the faceless women/vagina dentata monsters became enormous evil penis monsters. That's some mighty fine craft right there, yessir. OK.

BONEYARD #19: Like Powers below: even when I don't care too much about a storyline (let's face it, spoofing Friday the 13th movies is far from timely, particularly if there's going to be 3+ issues of it), the strength of the characters keeps me happily reading. Because of that, even though I should really just give this an OK, Good.

FELL #2: Another top-notch issue and, again, the concision of the format keeps everything very lean and powerful. Also, to then read how Ellis thought out and solved the pacing problems made me feel like I'd watched a very satisfying magic trick and then got to see how it was done. Very Good stuff. You should be buying this.

FRESHMEN #3: Overambitious, I think. There's too many characters so no one gets enough "screen time," so when one of them finally dies, I just didn't care. I could see where this might work as a TV show or something, where an actor's charisma can do some of the work the scripts aren't, but overall, I'm just embarrassed I bought into the hype and got this. A low Eh.

GOTHAM CENTRAL #36: A pretty good end to the arc, and, frankly, a pretty good end to the series since it's the closest the department comes to learning to love the Bat. Why, then, was I kind of bored? Could be post-vaction blues, or it could be that the whole hostage-stashed-away-and-time-running-out is kinda cliche and, despite all the other dead Robins, kinda tensionless. A reserved Good, but Good nonetheless.

JSA #78: Again, fine and lovely and interesting, but also kind of dull. And, again, it's probably because it's not like lying on the beach in Cancun next to one's newly wedded wife. But maybe it's also because the Battle for the Fifth Dimension is abstract enough that it's hard for me to care, and the art representing the Fifth Dimension as just a funny background color and some dirt kind of compounds the abstraction and the don't-careness for me. Also in the reserved Good category.

MARVEL MONSTERS DEVIL DINOSAUR: Yes, I read this and dammit I really liked it. Powell draws a terrific Hulk (no surprise there) and the story was light and fun. I will admit to being baffled by the scale gradations (I guess the moon people are really tiny, so Devil Dinosaur can be Hulk-sized for convenient Hulk-smashing?). I know not everyone is like me and will happily pay this much money for a not-long Eric Powell story and an old stinky Marvel Monsters reprint (featuring Xenmu, whose entertainingly awful story where he becomes an evil children's show host was recently reprinted in Essential Defenders) but if you are, you'll find it Good.

MARVEL TEAM-UP #13: I'll concede that having both of the stories presented in MTU #12 be fake is clever, but the pacing still kills this. And having a supervillain trick everyone by crushing his own head? Even when this book turns out to be only half as inept as it originally seems, that's still far too inept for me to be comfortable with. Awful.

OUTSIDERS #29: I read it and can barely remember a thing about it, other than the idea of a team book where the characters are forbidden from congregating or fraternizing is kind of interesting. Is this the issue where the whole Shazam/Rock of Ages subplot kind of comes out of nowhere and suddenly there's a superpowered demon guy at the end threatening to kick everyone's asses? I honestly can't remember. Sorry. No rating.

POWERS #13: All hail the strength of well-crafted characters--I don't care one lick about the homicide Pilgrim and Walker are investigating, but I'll happily read page after page of their conversations. So, a high Good just on the quality of some very enjoyable yakkity-yak.

TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD #15: Kind of a nice transition issue, as we see things slowly start to change for Tom. Again, like the other books I really enjoyed this week, the characters, not the events, were what kept me engaged. (I suspect I might be suffering from "Company-Wide Eventitis.") Good.

WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WET THE BED GN: One of the things I first enjoyed about Hibbs' reviews, and which I try to keep aware of when writing for the Critic, is factoring in the price of a book when reviewing it. It can make me uncomfortable, though, when encountering work I like and want to encourage is in a format that keeps me from doing so. Liz Prince's very cute anecdotes about her and her boyfriend are really sweet and charming, and this would have made a really great two dollar minicomic. But as a seven dollar GN, it feels like a bit of a burn: Prince's work uses a sketchy style (a la Jeffrey Brown) to capture very sweet, slight moments from her relationship with her boyfriend (a la James Kochalka). But Brown's sketchy style helps accentuate his stories' emotional rawness, and Kochalka's cartoonish style lend his slice of life bits an iconic weight. Prince's work is that of a cartoonist just starting out, openly showing her influences (kind of like Brubaker's first issue of Lowlife from way back when), with enough charm and talent to deserve encouragement and support. But seven bucks worth of encouragement and support? I know I suck but, really, that's just too rich for my blood. Eh.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Fell #2, a perfect blend of strong work at an unbeatable price.

PICK OF THE WEAK: A lot of the stuff I didn't like I either didn't finish or suppressed all memory of, so let's go with Freshmen #3. It wasn't horrible, but I bought into the hype and now have three issues of steak-dwarfing sizzle cluttering my longboxes.

TRADE OF THE WEEK: A lot of really keen stuff this week: both Push Man & Other Stories and Pyongyang: A Journey In North Korea are gorgeous looking hardcovers of substance. I thought Push Man, like some recent retrospectives, suffers from offering comprehensive work of an artist better introduced to the market with a more varied sampling, but enough of Tatsumi's stories in the collection are devastatingly great to make this worth the purchase. And I haven't read Pyongyang yet, but Hibbs said it was great. I also picked up Absolute Watchmen which I admit is crazily expensive but look at it this way: considering it's too unwieldy to lend out, I'll be saving money in the long run. I figure I've bought a copy of Watchmen at least once every three years due to people borrowing it and never returning it.

Some reviews of stuff, whoa!

So, really, I'm still catching up. It is ugly. I really thought I'd be out of my pit of work by now, but I forgot I was going to lose all day Thursday and Friday of last week because Sue is out, and Jeff wasn't back from his honeymoon yet. My bad. I've made a Mysterious Offer to a Mysterious Personage, and while tentatively the answer was yes, we're waiting for the final word; if it stays that way we've got some terrific news for the Savage Critic, but I'm not counting any chickens before they, y'know, hatch.

Anyway, I'm still not up to speed yet to do a full load of reviews, but I have want to get at least SOMEthing up so you all didn't go writing us off...

JLA #119: So INFINITE CRISIS is 2 weeks away (or here, if you believe the cover blurb), and, still, really, I haven't any idea what it is ABOUT. Even going after to the (forced feeling) cliffhanger here, I don't have clue one where this is going. I don't know, every character feels like a little action figure being pushed around and asked to spout this line or that because that's what they need to do to advance things to the place they "need" to be.

Like, when Hal opened his mouth I was all "what? What do you mean Batman quit? All he said was "get out" or whatever. He says shit like that ALL the time, man."

But, OK, the JLA is "broken up" -- leaving us with Aquaman and J'onn: the masterminds behind JL Detroit, right?

I don't know, it wasn't awful or anything, but it felt... felt... oh, I don't know, all resigned, maybe. A big ol' EH from me.

OMAC PROJECT #6: Also terrifically problematic. It sort of felt like the last 10 minutes of a weaker episode of STAR TREK TNG -- "If we insterpositate the ramenfraz on the hyperperambulator, then the megahynadyne of the whathefug will zamriffian!" Problem introduced and (mostly) solved snicker-snack, snicker-snack.

I thought that was a pretty ball-less solution, actually -- the landmine of there being 1.2 million metahumans (or whatever the number was) running around the DCU is still there, and while we saw a few minor deaths (presumably) (and, wow, got rid of the Supermen of America and the Demolition Team -- should be a massive fucking outcry over that, huh?), this could have been a great excuse to wipe a number of slates clean.

But, still, there's over 200k of the Omacs still running around -- moving from completely inane to just insane, I guess, and not really resolving much of anything.

If I was bugged by one thing more than anything else, it was the leaden last page with the Big Broadcast. To me this was pretty weak storytelling -- I was actually expecting this to be the first page of issue #4 (propaganda being the best tool of control of all) -- it waas like Rucka knew he couldn't end on the kiss, and since there's no actual resolution to the events, he had to drop that in.

Ultimately I think I'll go with an OK, and leave it at that -- this should have been much better, but it was all plot-hammers, and ended up with no room for explanation or actual story.

DAY OF VENGEANCE #6: This one, on the other hand, was really stinky-bad -- it had even less resolution that JLA or OMAC, if that's possible. Correct me if I'm wrong, but absolutely nothing was accomplished by the "Shadow Pact"(what a lousy name for a group) -- Spectre and Eclipso are still running around trying to "destroy all magic", or whatever their ill-defined plan actually was, and the "destruction" of Gotham was dealt with in such a basically off-hand manner, more like "well, my plot memo says this happens, so sure!" rather with any meaning or depth. I get the feeling that this will be sorted out like the "Clark nearly kills Bruce" thing -- one artist draws Bruce in a full body cast, with tubes coming out of his nose, while in the next issue he's just got a little bandaid on. But, I don't know, I tend to think if you drop an exploding mountain on a city, that's got to be a legitimately big deal. Why Gotham, anyway? It didn't work when they tried it with an earthquake and a plague.... DoV #6 was truly AWFUL.

NEW AVENGERS #11: I'm pretty damn annoyed this shipped the WEEK after #10 -- honest to god, if you're trying to make up your production schedule, doing so on the backs of the retailers isn't the way tto go. First week sales on #11 are 17% less than first week sales on #9 or 10, and three guesses who has to eat THAT in the long and short terms. "Who is Ronin"? My response is generally "who cares?" because I'm much more about the "Magnificent Seven" style approach to team books than introducing New Hot Characters. Having said that, I generally liked this issue -- it doesn't feel a whole lot like an Γ„vengers" comic book, but it seems like it is making a decent enough use of the Marvel U as a backdrop, I guess. I'll go with a really low GOOD, muchly for the art.

ULTIMATE SECRET #3: I barely remember what happened in #1 & 2, but overall that doesn't matter as this is reasonably self-contained. Fairly crisp hero writing, kinda meh-ish art, it was still solidly GOOD

YOUNG AVENGERS #7: with the really great origin story out of the way, here we go with "now, what's the point of this book?" portion of the show. Sadly, I'm not really sure WHAT the point is, at this stage -- these are alright characters, but it feels pretty much like, I don't know the New Warriors or something. I'm not sure what makes them Young AVENGERS, per se. Plus the art was pretty bland. And, while I'm willing to give a benefit of the doubt, I was pretty distressed that the single black member of the team was "pulling a Speedy" there on page 22. Let's very much hope that's not how it seems, because that's pretty yucky. A solid OK, but nothing more.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #83: Yeah, liking this arc -- feels like the "good days" of the book are back. Solidly VERY GOOD.

INVINCIBLE #26: Hm, solid solid stuff, but I'm not too sure that I buy Mark's father little transformation there. Feels a bit happy-coincidence, if you know what I mean. Still, a low GOOD.

LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES #10: I dunno, I really don't. I'm not invested in this world, or these characters, especially when freed from the Bonds of Nostalgia. Trying to do Big SPace Epic is all well and fine, but there's no POV character that lets the audience RELATE. Plus I miss the drawn lettercol. That was really nice and charming. A modest OK.

VIGILANTE #1: Full of mood, and nicely drawn, but I didn't CARE. At all. Definitely the wrong week to launch this, sales speaking -- too much competition on the shelves, and we sold through poorly on mediocre orders. Can't really picture this extending into a second mini-series, based on this launch. EH.

AUTHORITY: MAGNIFICENT KEVIN #2: The first issue was pretty odd, with the pie throwing genie yelling "vagina!", and all, but this was solid character-study stuff in this issue. Worth your coin, and VERY GOOD.

BLACK WIDOW 2 #1: Er, this is BLACK WIDOW 4 isn't it? Plus the indicia calls it that, but the cover doesn't. Odd. Bill Sienkiewicz inking Sean Phillips is a strange mix (they kind of merge into Klaus Janson, if you ask me), but I thought this was a solid debut issue. AN easy GOOD, I think.

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #524: The hydra story is resolved, mostly, off camera, while this sets up (and up and up and up....) the "Others" storyline. I was, largely, bored. So, call it an EH.

That's about all I have time for this week -- more next I promise. I also hope to give you that Mysterious News I hinted at above by this time next week. But... we'll see.

My PICK OF THE WEEK was.... well, hm, not really sure. Probably ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #83, but there wasn't a clear unbeatable Must Have this week.

PICK OF THE WEAK-wise, well I didn't do a full write up, but what I liked the least was probably HULK DESTRUCTION #3, a book I simply don't get the point of.

For the BOOK /TP OF THE WEEK there are a number of choices... SPX 2005 is a GREAT contender (I especially liked Jesse Reklaw's piece), but I have to deduct WTF points on that cover -- basically impossible to tell what the hell it was, or why you should care. It's a rare book that becomes MORE commercial by going spine-out.

So that means I'm going to go with either of the volumes of SHOWCASE that shipped this week -- SHOWCASE PRESENTS SUPERMAN or SHOWCASE PRESENTS GREEN LANTERN. 500+ pages for $9.99? Yes, sir, sign me up!! If you make me pick one, I'll edge over to SUPERMAN, me thinketh.

What did YOU think this week?

-B

Shipping 10/5/05

A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #20 (A)AEON FLUX #1 (OF 4) ALBION #3 (OF 6) AMAZING FANTASY #13 AQUAMAN #35 ARCHIE DIGEST #220 BART SIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR #11 BATMAN GOTHAM COUNTY LINE #1 (OF 3) BETTY & VERONICA #212 BLOOD OF THE DEMON #8 BONEYARD #19 CANNON HAWKE #1 CASEFILES SAM & TWITCH #19 CONAN & THE DEMONS OF KHITAI #1 (OF 4) DC SPECIAL THE RETURN OF DONNA TROY #4 (OF 4) DETECTIVE COMICS #812 ELKS RUN #1-3 COLLECTED ED VOL 1 TP EMO BOY #3 FANTASTIC FOUR IRON MAN BIG IN JAPAN #1 (OF 4) FELL #2 FRESHMEN #3 (OF 6) GENIE #3 GI JOE AMERICAS ELITE #4 GOTHAM CENTRAL #36 GROUNDED #3 (OF 6) INCREDIBLE HULK #87 JACK STAFF #9 JSA #78 JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED #14 LITTLE GLOOMYS SUPER SCARY MONSTER SHOW #2 LOONEY TUNES #131 MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #8 MARVEL MONSTERS DEVIL DINOSAUR MARVEL TEAM-UP #13 NEW THUNDERBOLTS #13 OUTSIDERS #29 POISON ELVES VENTURES #3 PURPLE MARAUDER POWERS #13 PUNISHER #26 RAISIN PIE #4 RANN THANAGAR WAR #6 (OF 6) RISING STARS VOICES OF THE DEAD #5 (OF 6) ROBOTECH THE SHADOW CHRONICLES #1 (OF 5) SAW REBIRTH SON OF VULCAN #5 (OF 6) SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #154 SPELLGAME #1 SPIDER-GIRL #91 SUPERMAN SHAZAM FIRST THUNDER #2 (OF 4) SUPREME POWER NIGHTHAWK #2 (OF 6) SWAMP THING #20 THOR BLOOD OATH #2 (OF 6) TICK DAYS OF DRAMA #2 TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD #15 UNCANNY X-MEN #465 UNCLE SCROOGE #346 USAGI YOJIMBO #87 WALT DISNEYS COMICS & STORIES #661 WITCHBLADE #90 WONDER WOMAN #221 X-MEN UNLIMITED #11 YOUNG WITCHES VOL 6 WRATH OF AGATHA #2 (OF 3) (A) ZORRO #5

Books / Mags / Stuff ALTER EGO #53 ARKHAM ASYLUM ANNIVERSARY ED SC BAGHDAD JOURNAL AN ARTIST IN OCCUPIED IRAQ HC BASTARD VOL 9 TP BATMAN STRIKES VOL 2 IN DARKEST KNIGHT TP BEG THE QUESTION SC BONE SHARPS COWBOYS & THUNDERLIZARDS GN CONAN THE GOD IN THE BOWL ANDOTHER STORIES HC CURSE OF DRACULA TP DAMN NATION TP DAREDEVIL REDEMPTION TP ELFQUEST ARCHIVES VOL 3 HC FATHOM DAWN OF WAR VOL 1 TP FOG TP G FAN #73 INNOCENCE GN (A) JINGLE BELLE TP KEITH GIFFENS TRENCHER TP KONG KING OF SKULL ISLAND TP3 & 4) MAGNUS ROBOT FIGHTER VOL 1 GN(RES) MARY JANE VOL 2 HOMECOMING DIGEST TP MIRRORMASK ILLUSTRATED CHILDRENS ED HC NEW X-MEN HELLIONS TP PUSH MAN & OTHER STORIES HC PYONGYANG A JOURNEY IN NORTH KOREA HC QUITTER HC RISING STARS HC SLIPCASE ED ROADSTRIPS GRAPHIC JOURNEY ACROSS AMERICA TP SEA OF RED VOL 1 NO GRAVE BUTTHE SEA TP SHOWCASE PRESENTS METAMORPHO VOL 1 TP STEVE NILES CELLAR OF NASTINESS TP TRIBECA SUNSET GN TRUE PORN VOL 2 TP (A) V FOR VENDETTA NEW EDITION HC VERTIGO FIRST OFFENSES TP WATCHMEN THE ABSOLUTE EDITIONHC WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WET THE BED GN X-MEN COMPLETE AGE OF APOCALYPSE EPIC BOOK 2 TP YOU DESERVED IT TP ZORRO VOL 1 SC

What looks good to you?

-B