As of 5pm on Friday 9/23 (last Friday, that is), the Hibbs v Marvel Class Action Settlement is a done deal, with the last chance for any appeal closing. I was given expectations to see the credits in the next week or so, but we'll see what actually happens as things move through the system. So, hooray!

This week's shipment is... wow, kinda large. Kinda really really REALLY large.

2000 AD #1453 2000 AD #1454 ABC A TO Z TOM STRONG AND JACK B QUICK ACTION PHILOSOPHERS #1 2ND PRINTING ACTION PHILOSOPHERS SELF HELPFOR UGLY LOOSERS ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #644 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #524 ANGEL THE CURSE #4 ARANA HEART OF THE SPIDER #9 AUTHORITY THE MAGNIFICIENT KEVIN #2 BATMAN #645 BATMAN JOURNEY INTO KNIGHT #2 BETTY & VERONICA DIGEST #160 BIG QUESTIONS #7 BLACK WIDOW 2 #1 BPRD THE BLACK FLAME #2 BRIAN PULIDOS UNHOLY #3 CABLE DEADPOOL #20 CAPTAIN GRAVITY AND POWER OF THE VRIL #6 CARTOON NETWORK BLOCK PARTY #13 CATWOMAN #47 DAREDEVIL #77 DEFENDERS #3 DOOM PATROL #16 DRAGONLANCE CHRONICLES KURTH CVR A #2 DRAX THE DESTROYER #1 FANTASTIC FOUR #531 FLASH #226 GIANT SIZE X-MEN #4 HELIOS IN WITH THE NEW #1 (OF8) HULK DESTRUCTION #3 INDIGO VERTIGO ONE SHOT INVINCIBLE #26 JACK CROSS #2 JLA #119 JLA CLASSIFIED #12 JUGHEADS DOUBLE DIGEST #116 KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #107 LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #10 LOSERS #28 METAL GEAR SOLID SONS OF LIBERTY #0 NEIL GAIMANS NEVERWHERE #4 NEW AVENGERS #11 NEW WARRIORS #4 NEW X-MEN #18 NIGHT MARY #2 NIGHTCRAWLER #10 NYX #7 OFFICIAL HANDBOOK MARVEL UNIVERSE ALTERNATE UNIVERSES 2005 OMAC PROJECT #6 OTHERWORLD #7 PENG ONE SHOT PLASTIC MAN #18 POLLY & THE PIRATES #1 PS238 #13 PVP #19 RED SONJA #2 REVELATIONS #2 SENTRY #1 SHADOWPLAY #1 SHAUN OF THE DEAD #3 SILENT DRAGON #3 SIMPSONS COMICS #110 SPAWN #149 SPIDER-MAN HOUSE OF M #4 STAR WARS EMPIRE #35 STAR WARS X-WING ROGUE LEADER #1 STRANGEHAVEN #18 STUFF OF DREAMS #3 SUPER CRAZY TNT BLAST #1 SUPERMAN BATMAN #22 SYNCOPATED COMICS VOL 2 TALES OF TEENAGE MUTANT NINJATURTLES #15 TAROT WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE #34 TEEN TITANS GO #23 THE GIFT #13 TOMB RAIDER GREATEST TREASUREOF ALL ONE SHOT ULTIMATE IRON MAN #4 ULTIMATE SECRET #3 ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #83 VIGILANTE #1 WOLVERINE #33 X-MEN KITTY PRYDE SHADOW & FLAME #4 YOUNG AVENGERS #7

Books / Mags / Stuff ADVENTURES OF WONDERBABY FROMA TO Z HC ANANSI BOYS HC ANANSI BOYS UNABRIDGED CD BACK ISSUE #12 BAREFOOT GEN VOL 3 TP NEW PTG BAREFOOT GEN VOL 4 TP NEW PTG BIGFOOT TP BLOODY MARY TP BOOK OF NOISY OUTLAWS UNFRIENDLY BLOBS AND SOME OTHER THINGS CBLDF SPX 2005 ANTHOLOGY FACELESS TERRY SHARP STORY GN FORGOTTEN REALMS DARK ELF TRILOGY VOL 1 HOMELAND TP FORTEAN TIMES OCT 05 #201 GHOST HUNT VOL 1 GN HELLSING VOL 7 TP I LUV HALLOWEEN VOL 1 GN JUSTICE LEAGUE ALEX ROSS SER 2 MASTER CASE ASST (NET) LADY SNOWBLOOD VOL 1 TP LAST HERO STANDING TP LONG HOT SUMMER GN MAX CANNON RED MEAT GOLD TP MYSTERIES OF THE RED MOON VOL2 ATTACK OF THE CIRCUS GN NEGIMA VOL 7 GN ONE HUNDRED DEMONS TP PREVIEWS VOL XV #10 (NET) PULP ART HC R CRUMBS KAFKA GN NEW PTG RUNAWAYS VOL 4 TRUE BELIEVERSDIGEST TP SCARLET HORN GN SHOWCASE PRESENTS GREEN LANTERN VOL 1 TP SHOWCASE PRESENTS SUPERMAN VOL 1 TP SUGAR SUGAR RUNE VOL 1 GN SUPERMAN BIRTHRIGHT TP THUNDER AGENTS COMPANION SC TOM STRONG BOOK FIVE HC TOMARTS ACTION FIGURE DIGEST #138 WIZARD COMICS MAGAZINE INFINITE CRISIS CVR #169 WOLVERINE ENEMY OF THE STATE VOL 1 TP

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-B

Shipping 9/21

Jeff is married (it was lovely!!!!), and is off on Honeymoon I'm back from my vacation in Hawaii (it was lovely!!!), and am now trying to get desperately caught up (that's the problems with vacation, isn't it?) -- when Jeff gets back, we might have some pics of that up

So, no chance for reviews until next week, sorry -- but hopefully then we'll have some clever news and stuff.

Here is what is shipping this week:

ASHES #2 (OF 13) BATGIRL #68 BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #69 BATMAN JEKYLL AND HYDE #6 (OF6) BETTY #150 BIRDS OF PREY #86 BLACK PANTHER #8 BOOKS OF MAGICK LIFE DURING WARTIME #14 CAPTAIN AMERICA #10 CONAN #20 DAREDEVIL FATHER #3 (OF 5) DAY OF VENGEANCE #6 (OF 6) DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES #1 (OF4) DJUSTINE TALES OF THE TWISTEDWEST #2 (A) DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #332 DOROTHY #4 EXILES #70 GEORGE ROMEROS LAND OF THE DEAD #1 (OF 5) GI JOE SNAKE-EYES DECLASSIFIED #2 (OF 6) GIRLS #5 GOD THE DYSLEXIC DOG #4 GODLAND #3 GOON #14 GREEN LANTERN CORPS RECHARGE #1 (OF 6) HEAD #12 (A) HELLBLAZER #212 HUMAN RACE #7 (OF 7) HUNTER KILLER #4 JANES WORLD #21 JON SABLE FREELANCE BLOODLINE #4 (OF 6) JSA CLASSIFIED #3 JUGHEAD AND FRIENDS DIGEST #5 LADY DEATH ABANDON ALL HOPE WRAPAROUND CVR #2 (OF 4) LENORE #12 LIVING WITH ZOMBIES #4 LUCIFER #66 MACHINE TEEN #5 (OF 5) MANHUNTER #14 MARVEL 1602 NEW WORLD #3 (OF 5) MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR #4 MARVEL MILESTONES GHOST RIDERBLACK WIDOW & ICEMAN MEDIEVAL LADY DEATH BELLADONNA RYP CVR #1 MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #281 NEW AVENGERS #10 NODWICK #29 OZ WONDERLAND CHRONICLES #0 PALS N GALS DOUBLE DIGEST #97 POWERPUFF GIRLS #66 PS238 #12 ROBERT JORDANS NEW SPRING #2 ROBIN #142 ROCKETO #2 RUNAWAYS #8 SEVEN SOLDIERS MISTER MIRACLE #1 (OF 4) SHADOWHAWK #5 SHOJO BEAT OCT 05 VOL 1 #4 SONIC X #1 (OF 4) STRANGERS IN PARADISE #76 STRAY BULLETS #39 SUPERGIRL #2 SUPREME POWER HYPERION #1 (OF5) TEEN TITANS OUTSIDERS SECRET FILES 2005 TEMPORARY A DIRT NAP #4 TOP TEN BEYOND THE FARTHEST PRECINCT #2 (OF 5) ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #23 ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR ANNUAL #1 ULTIMATES 2 #8 WOLVERINE #32 WRAITHBORN #1 (OF 6)

Books / Mags / Stuff ACME NOVELTY LIBRARY HC ANIMATION MAGAZINE OCT 2005 #153 ART OF LUIS ROYO 2006 WALL CALENDAR BATMAN WAR GAMES ACT THREE TP BLACK FOREST VOL 2 CASTLE OF SHADOWS GN BPRD THE DEAD TP COMICS BUYERS GUIDE DEC 2005 #1611 DUNGEON THE EARLY YEARS VOL 1THE NIGHT SHIRT GN ESSENTIAL GHOST RIDER VOL 1 TP EXILES VOL 11 TIME BREAKERS TP GACHA GACHA VOL 1 GN HEAVY METAL NOVEMBER 2005 HELLBOY COMIC 18-IN AF HEROES AND VILLAINS WILLIAM MESSNER LOEB BENEFIT SKETCHBOOK HULK VISIONARIES PETER DAVID VOL 2 TP IDENTITY CRISIS HC BOOKMARKETVERSION IDENTITY CRISIS HC DIRECT MARKET VERSION KAMANDI ARCHIVES VOL 1 HC KUNG FU SEX FIGHTER VOL 2 GN (A) LO FI OCT 2005 VOL 2 #1 LOOKIT VOL 1 A CHEESE RELATEDMISHAP GN MACBETH GN MARVEL MASTERWORKS CAPTAIN MARVEL VOL 1 NEW ED HC NODWICK CHRONICLES VOL 1 & 2 COLL ED HAULING ASSETS TP PS238 VOL 2 TO THE CAFETERIA FOR JUSTICE TP RUROUNI KENSHIN VOL 19 TP SAMURAI EXECUTIONER VOL 5 TP 10 FINGERS 1 LIFE SILENCERS BLACK KISS TP SLEEPER VOL 4 THE LONG WAY HOME TP STRANGEHAVEN VOL 3 CONSPIRACIES TP TALES OF SUPERNATURAL LAW TP TREE OF LOVE HC TRIGUN ANIME MANGA WOLFWOOD VOL 2 TP ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN VOL 6 HC WONDER WOMAN VOL 3 BEAUTY ANDTHE BEASTS TP ZOMBIEWORLD WINTERS DREGS & OTHER STORIES TP

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-B

Shipping 9/13

Here's what's shipping this wednesday.... more next week from me 100 BULLETS #64 2000 AD #1451 2000 AD #1452 ACTION COMICS #831 ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN THEBOY WONDER #2 ANGRY YOUTH COMIX #9 ANT #2 ARCHIE #560 ARCHIE DOUBLE DIGEST #164 BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #195 BATMAN STRIKES #13 BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL #105 BMW FILMS THE HIRE #3 (OF 6) BONE REST #3 BREACH #9 DAREDEVIL VS PUNISHER #4 (OF 6) DARKNESS #23 DESOLATION JONES #3 FABLES #41 FANTASTIC FOUR PRESENTS FRANKLIN RICHARDS SON OF A GENIUS FERRO CITY #2 FIRESTORM #17 GRAVITY #4 (OF 5) GREEN ARROW #54 HAWKMAN #44 HOT MOMS #6 (A) HUNGER #4 JLA #118 JSA #77 JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #235 MAJESTIC #9 MARVEL KNIGHTS 4 #22 MARVEL KNIGHTS SPIDER-MAN #18 MARVEL NEMESIS IMPERFECTS #5 (OF 6) MATADOR #5 (OF 6) MEGA MORPHS #3 (OF 4) MNEMOVORE #6 (OF 6) MUTOPIA X #3 (OF 5) NEW THUNDERBOLTS #12 NIGHTWING #112 OF BITTER SOULS #2 PULSE #11 RANN THANAGAR WAR #5 (OF 6) SCOOBY DOO #100 SOULFIRE DYING OF THE LIGHT #2 SPIDER-MAN UNLIMITED #11 SPUNKY KNIGHT XXX #3 (A) STAR WARS EMPIRE #34 SUPER MANGA BLAST #55 THOR BLOOD OATH #1 (OF 6) TOXIN #6 (OF 6) ULTIMATE X-MEN #63 WEAPON X DAYS OF FUTURE NOW #3 (OF 5) WILDCATS NEMESIS #1 (OF 9) WINTER MEN #2 (OF 8) X-MEN #175 ZORRO #4

Books / Mags / Stuff ABSOLUTE BATMAN HUSH OVERSIZED HC CINEFEX #103 OCT 2005 COMIC CREATORS ON FANTASTIC FOUR SC ELECTRIC GIRL VOL 3 TP FULL MOON FEVER GN GIANT ROBOT #38 HELLBLAZER BLACK FLOWERS TP PUNISHER MAX VOL 1 HC ROBIN BATGIRL FRESH BLOOD TP RONIN HOOD OF THE 47 SAMURAI GN SALAMANDER DREAM GN SFX #134 SIN CITY PLAYING CARDS STAR TREK COMICS CLASSICS VOL1 TO BOLDLY GO TP TORI AMOS 2006 WALL CALENDAR TOYFARE HOT BABES TOY CVR #99 WOLVERINE CLASSIC VOL 2 TP WORLD WAR 3 ILLUSTRATED #36 YOU AINT NO DANCER VOL 1 GN

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-B

Reviews of 9/7 Books and Absotively, Posolutely The Last Entry From Jeff For A While..

A tri-purpose post. One, to announce this will definitely be my last post until I get back from the honeymoon, and two, to test the theory that people getting married in a week should not review comic books on the Internet. Although I feel perfectly relaxed, comfortable and cheery, I’m having trouble remembering my own name, much less what happened to Scorpion in Amazing Fantasy #12. Either it’s early Alzheimer’s or I am freaking the fuck out on a level at which I’m only vaguely aware. It’s cool. Oh, and three is, I got to hang out at the shop on Friday with Fanboy Rampage’s Graeme McMillan who is cool and funny and gives very good wedding advice. (So does Geoff Johns, as long as I’m namedropping.) I’m tempted to say I want to be Graeme when I grow up but since I’m already older than he is, I should admit I've missed my chance. “Grim” was a very welcome addition to the regular crew of crazy bastards, and I’m really glad he stopped by to chat. Thanks, dude!

AMAZING FANTASY #12: Uh…so, like…stuff happened? I’d missed the last couple of issues of this but still kinda enjoyed it. And the back-up story had nice art and a guest appearance from Werewolf By Night, which is enough to make an old-school Marvel geek like me happy. Let’s say OK, despite my shocked realization that Leonard Kirk is apparently drawing one out of every four comic books on the stands.

AUTHORITY THE MAGNIFICIENT KEVIN #1: I’d skipped the last couple of these (in fact, not sure I ever got past the first issue of the first mini) but thought this particular issue was funny, in a very, very cheap way. Also, since I’m an old school Marvel geek, I thought Ennis’ (more than likely unintentional) updating of Gerber’s “dwarf…with a gun!” shtick to a demonic whirlwind that shouts “I…Am…A…Vagina!” while hurtling coma-inducing cream pies was pretty darn keen. Almost makes up for having to read about The Authority. OK.

BAKERS #1: The price point stings, but it’s self-published, whattya going to do? The character design and body language are top-notch, the gags can be a little threadbare, and it’ll be a delight to read in a format where the price point doesn’t make me quiver. If $3.00 for you is the equivalent of a dime, you’ll find this Good. The rest of us reading three wordless black and white panels per page will probably be more Eh-ish about the whole thing.

BLOOD OF THE DEMON #7: I thought it was pretty cool that Etrigan was in a prison formed by cross sections of Jason Blood’s face. And then when he busted out? Dude. Apart from that and some vivid drawn and quartering, nothing made any lasting impression on me whatsoever. Eh.

CABLE DEADPOOL #19: I guess it’s an attempt to show why these two characters should still be sharing a book by casting some light on their respective pasts. And it works, I think, along with a nice little narrative mix-‘em-up at the end. My problem is that the art is just—I dunno—too cute? Too flat? I mean, Christ knows, Cable and Deadpool don’t deserve the Alex Ross treatment but this seemed so coloring booky. OK.

EXILES #69: I’m kinda sick of House of M tie-ins, frankly. For a company-wide crossover, I’d say the quality has been pretty good (as in this issue here) but I just…don’t…care. Eh.

FELL #1: I thought this was really Very Good. The reduced page count means neither Ellis nor Templesmith can fart around, and they don’t: the storytelling is brisk, fresh and open. The story reminds me of a bit of the Frank Ironwine one-shot Ellis did for his Apparat, but I liked the approach there and I like it here. And it’s under two bucks! Worth getting your grubbies on.

GHOST RIDER #1: I don’t know if the artist can do motion yet, but man, has he got an eye for light! Some of those panels were just gorgeously lit. But his people can look a bit stiff, and Ennis spends enough time making fun of the original premise that the whole enterprise seems on shaky ground. Still has a chance to transcend its limitations so I’m going with OK, but I admit to being a little worried.

HOUSE OF M #6: Yakkita-yakkita-yakkita…Just shut up and hit something already! Also, I hate books where someone comes up with a half-assed plan (“Let’s find Xavier!”) and it just happens to be the correct plan on which everything hinges. Why not find the Cosmic Cube, for example, or the Infinity Gauntlet? Eh.

MARVEL TEAM-UP #12: I thought this was big lousy pile of padding, but maybe that’s because I missed the last few issues. Or maybe because Scott Kolins didn’t draw the issue. Or maybe because it was a big lousy pile of padding where one of the more pointless villain origins in recent history was dragged out to an entire issue. Ow. Awful.

OUTSIDERS #28: Normally, I’m a sucker for these issues where characters get all introspective and deal with their grief, etc., but hasn’t this book already had five or six issues like that already? And it’s only on issue #28! Eh.

SEVEN SOLDIERS GUARDIAN #4: Unsurprisingly, I loved this. Oh man, that Newsboy Army crew was just great (I haven’t gone on to double-check, but I assume those kids are all littered through the other minis. Like, does Kid Scarface grow up to become the gangster in Shining Knight?) and even though it ends on an even more dramatic cliffhanger than Shining Knight, I feel like I got more than my money’s worth out of this mini. Very Good stuff.

SHAZAM SUPERMAN FIRST THUNDER #1: Looks mighty pretty, but why am I paying so much for it? Just for the pretty? Cuz I don’t think it’s $3.50 worth of pretty. OK.

SUPERMAN #221: I more-or-less liked the interpretation of Bizarro here, and the character stuff worked okay. But I was still wondering what the hell was going on with that cover until I got to the last page. Is this another storyline running through all the Super-titles? I hope not. OK.

SUPREME POWER NIGHTHAWK #1: I’m not sure I want to see spin-offs from Supreme Power—it just seems like a great way to dilute the power of the product—but Steve Dillon art, so… I also liked how Way’s script toys with our expectations by introducing a hardened police commissioner talking to Nighthawk in one scene and then introduces a creepy-seeming clown in the next. Considering I was kinda opposed to the project overall, I’m surprised I found this OK.

SWAMP THING #19: The art was alternately creepy and charming, and the reference to the original Swamp Thing story worked nicely, particularly since the digest came out on the same day. I don’t see why I should care—I don’t think they should have relaunched this book without a stronger follow-up to Diggle’s first arc—but it might make peek in next issue to see if things are getting better. Eh.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #82: Back when the whole Ultimate Universe was announced way back when, this is just what I was afraid it would become: stories where the only resonance revolves around the introduction or reappearance of this or that Ultimate character. I give Bendis credit for restraining himself for so long (God bless selective memory. It’s like every trace of Ultimate Marvel Team-Up has been completely wiped from my mind…) but after Ultimate Black Cat tried to hump Ultimate Spider-Man, and before Ultimate Kingpin hired Ultimate Elektra to wipe everyone one out-—in short, right around the time I had to read more than one page about Ultimate Moon Knight—it became clear to me that’s what this has become. Pity. Eh.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Shit, either Guardian #4 or Fell #1. Morrison’s canny updating of Kirbyesque energy is nearer and dearer to my heart, honestly, but Fell #1 is impressively strong work from Ellis and Templesmith, plus it’s a rather daring format that deserves to succeed. Get ‘em both.

PICK OF THE WEAK: It was busy enough at the store and my brain hurt enough that I decided I wasn’t going to read any books I didn’t think I’d like. But Marvel Team-Up #12’s was a really shocking waste of time. Glad I hadn’t pre-ordered it, otherwise I would have been pissed.

TRADE OF THE WEEK: Oooo, a lot of good stuff. I’m a sucker for Englehart’s Avengers run so I got that Serpent Crown trade. I actually was surprised what a good deal the Swamp Thing Digest was (232 pages of color comics for $9.99? That’s really quite good.) I’m shocked Vol. 13 of Iron Wok Jan is here so soon. But what really caught me off-guard was Following Cerebus #5: Dave Sim picks up the phone and calls a bunch of cartoonist pals about the role of an editor so you’ve got short interviews with Paul Pope, Chester Brown, Neil Gaiman and Craig Thompson (all in one issue!) which, while far from groundbreaking, are still funny, chatty and revealing. If it had only managed to hype Fell #1, this would have accomplished everything Ellis launched The Engine for. Pick it up if you get a chance.

NEXT WEEK: Who knows? But I won’t be around for it, is the point. Thanks again to everyone who took the time to wish me well or throw a compliment my way. I’ll see you again in October!

Short Reviews from a Long Weekend: Jeff's Reviews of 8/31 Books

Aghhhhh…so…much…to…do… AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #523: Reminded me of those ol’ Tales of Suspense stories that Stan and crew used to crank out, twelve pagers (ten pagers?) that managed to barely get the hero from one cliffhanger to the next—Marie Severin should’ve drawn this, really. But what’s (kinda) charming in ten pages for twelve cents becomes (more than a little) annoying at twenty-two pages for $2.50, a feeling only amplified by that cover of Toy Biz’s next big action figure, Second Trimester Spider-Man. Eh.

ASTONISHING X-MEN #12: Okay, okay! So it wasn’t as good as the previous arc; so it barely made a lick of sense with established continuity; so the idea that Xavier would enslave a newly sentient life form because he couldn’t come up with another way to throw enormous beer kegs and flaming spitwads at his team is more than a little absurd. As long as Cassaday is drawing Professor X with those feathered-out eyebrows, I don’t care. Eh compared to the rest of the run, but Good compared to any other x-book on the market, I think. Let’s hope the quality ramps back up a bit during the hiatus.

ASTRO CITY THE DARK AGE #3: I guess an important part of criticism is understanding what the work is trying to do, and criticizing it on its own terms. And in that regard, this is a Very Good Astro City story—it works as both a melodrama of two conflicted brothers set against the backdrop of a superhero-riddled ‘70s, and a vivid simulacrum of superhero books in the ‘70s. But it’s good enough to make me wish it did more, particularly after recently finishing Jonathan Lethem’s Fortress of Solitude. Lethem’s book is also about brothers (of a sort) against the vivid backdrop of ‘70s New York and uses superhero flavored magical realism for some of its resonance, and I felt something approximating that here, where the recounted stories of the superheroes (a ghostly hero afflicted by a vengeance spirit, the First Family conquering a magical demon but torn apart by governmental restrictions) reflect on the conflict between the brothers. But whereas Lethem painstakingly crafts complex main characters, the two brothers here are cut straight from melodrama’s cloth, a bit more nuanced than Ditko’s Hawk & Dove, maybe, but not by much. And that’s all well and good if that’s what you want—as a piece of nostalgia capable of recreating, and maybe even trumping, your original experience of reading a superhero comic, it’s, as I said, Very Good. But it’s good enough to make me want more, and frustrated that I’m unlikely to get it.

BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #68: Huh? I haven’t been following this title very closely so I couldn’t really make heads or tails out of what happened this issue. If I’m right, at least part of it shows Hush discovering a shape-changing MacGuffin that may have been used to undo the whole “Hush is Bruce Wayne’s boyhood friend” revelation or maybe the “Hush is not Bruce Wayne’s boyhood friend” revelation, or maybe the recent “Alfred iced that guy” storyline, or even maybe the whole “Batman is a big ol’ asshat” storyline that’s been going on for several years now. And maybe the MacGuffin also is the bad guy from Brubaker’s first Catwoman arc as well… But really, the only thing I took from this book is a very strong desire for McDonald’s to make and market a product called the McGuffin—something with cheese on it, definitely, and maybe sausage. Why hasn’t this happened already? The book, to the extent that I could follow it? Eh. The idea of an egg and cheese McGuffin? Good or Very Good, depending.

CAPTAIN AMERICA #9: God bless Paul O’Brien, by the way. I thought changing things up over at The X-Axis was a very smart way to address reviewing superhero books in our for-the-trade era. Because more and more, books like this make your average "this is what you paid for, this is what you get" review very difficult. As part of a larger storyline, Brubaker and team are painstakingly moving all the pieces into place, maximizing the tension and laying the groundwork for future dramatic reversals and advancement. As an issue on its own that I paid almost $3.00 for, it feels a trifle draggy—the carefully woven time structure almost conceals a copious amount of chatting, and a superficially similar set-up in structure to previous issues. It's Good work, for sure, but it's also the closest I've come to deciding to wait for a trade on a book that I like. Tough call.

EX MACHINA #14: I very much like the "A Story/B Story" approach being taken here, but Vaughan's still got kinks to work out—the A story with Mitchell and the hostage situation had a lot of drama but felt contrived, the resonance of the B story with the old friends and the comic book guy felt forced because it didn't have enough room to develop. Like Cap, a Good issue but there's still the feeling something's missing.

FLASH #225: Geoff Johns' final issue of The Flash shows all the strengths of his run on the title—an affection for the characters, an eye for structure, a willingness to up the ante, emotionally and visually—and two of its most frequent weaknesses: overambition, and artist Howard Porter. This regular-sized issue has a battle between two Flashes, two Reverse-Flashes, the Rogues and the resolution of two subplots. Maybe a savvier artist might be up for the job, but Porter's art looks like he couldn't be bothered: the Flashes don't really run as much as bound, and everyone seems hunched into skimpy underdeveloped panels. The storytelling is okay as far as how the eye follows the page and like I said, maybe nobody could pull off as much frenzied free-for-all as the script calls for. But check out that splash page where the Barry Allen Flash looks like a cookie jar with delusions of grandeur. Bleah. A high OK because it really does tear along and Johns' strengths are formidable, but I almost wish they'd double-sized it and done the "gallery of Flash's greatest artists" trick.

FRESHMEN #2: If you want to read D.P. 7 by somebody who hasn't mastered the verbal-visual blend of comics, this is for you. For what's essentially a comedy superhero book, there's a boggling amount of exposition (yes, I know that's part of the talking beaver's shtick) and I'm just not engaged with the characters particularly. So, pretty much an Eh through and through.

GREEN LANTERN #4: Oh, Comics Code Authority, whatever has become of you? You're right there on the cover, and yet we've got an impressively gruesome (and gratuitous) final page. Van Sciver's art kicks the book out of its doldrums all right, but the book went from boring to icky without addressing any of the title's larger troubles. For all the "look at how awesome Hal is!" scenes, he's kind of like the superhero equivalent of Fonzie—he just stands around looking cool until somebody comes to him with a problem. (Hey, maybe he can jump over Tiger Shark next issue!) OK because it wasn't dull, but it's still not frying my burger.

JLA CLASSIFIED #11: Liked it more than last issue, although it's very oddly paced—a part of Paradise Island blows up on page 1, and by page 22, Wonder Woman's hasn't done anything other than fly around, while the people shown tumbling about in the conflagration have conveniently disappeared. The Batman panel was nice, and the Superman scenes were very well-done, but I can't tell whether this is dragging because Ellis is inexperienced with superheroes, or because he wants to savvily fill out the story arc—it's either OK or Eh depending on how cynically you want to approach it.

NEW AVENGERS #9: I liked this because I'm a real sucker for playful metacommentary and Bendis pushed it more than I expected. (Emma Frost asking why the Kirby origin panels looked the way they did, did a number on me in a good way.) And McNiven's art was very cool in some spots—I loved how different the scene with Mastermind seemed. I still don't really care about The Sentry, but I thought this was the first Good issue of the title. Go figure.

POWERS #12: Read a little fast and loose, mainly because they took the time to set up the story-within-story format to justify two different styles and then Bendis had to bail on his end of the art. But they keep tightening the screws on the characters, bit by bit, and it's a lot of fun. For all the extra content at only a dollar extra, I'd consider this is a Very Good value (even though the celebrity guest star letters column felt cruel and plodding rather than actually funny).

SEVEN SOLDIERS SHINING KNIGHT #4: Gorgeous looking, but I thought it was, at best, a big ol' freakin' mess, like Morrison took his outline for a six issue mini and haphazardly jammed it into four. It also was more than sufficiently creepy, but it had nothing uplifting as counterpoint—like watching the ugly stretches of the movie Excalibur over and over. I shouldn't give it Awful because the art was really, really nice, but I didn't like the mini much at all and I'm trying to be consistent.

SUPREME POWER #18: I would have liked a little more surprise to this—for one thing, it's kind of a standard comic book trope that once people find out a superhero is an "other," they shy in fear, but would you really? I mean, if I was in New Orleans, say, and stuck and dehydrated and starving and surrounded by dead bodies and human waste, would I really flip out if I was rescued by a guy who was an alien from outer space? Or would I suddenly become much more forgiving of cattle mutilating maybe even pro-abduction and anal probing? That, and JMS' stately pace made me feel like I'd read the entire comic before I was even two pages in, and I guess that bumps it down to a high OK.

WHA HUH: There's some really funny stuff here, and if it had come out in that same fifth week, it would have felt hilariously slapdash. But, legal issues aside, after a seven month delay it read as if nobody but Jim Mahfood gave a crap about crafting it. And as much as I like Mahfood and feel he should be given lots of money, variety on the part of the artists would have mitigated that feeling. Eh at best.

YOUNG AVENGERS #6: Time travel stuff made no sense, but I really enjoyed the characters and their interplay. I didn't think this would turn out to be one my favorite Marvel books but at this point, it is. Hope the second arc is as strong as the first. Very Good.

PICK OF THE WEEK: In fact, let's make Young Avengers #6 my pick of the week although keep in mind there's a shitload of books I didn't read. Good ol' Usagi Yojimbo might have blown it out of the water and I wouldn't know.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Seven Soldiers Shining Knight #4 because I expect more from Morrison and it's a darn shame to have so much good art used for such a clusterfuck of a story.

TRADE PICK OF THE WEEK: Maybe it's because of the impending nuptials, or because I'm a big ol' girl generally, but I loved Minoru Toyoda's Love Roma Vol. 1. Although Del Rey's opening notes on honorifics was pretty basic, it helped position Toyoda's story exactly right—this is a romantic comedy that gets its laughs from the guy’s obliviousness to social conventions. It’s got a more open, looser feel than some of the other manga I’ve read, but mainly I just like how goddam sweet it is. Charming as hell. If you’re looking for the other end of the spectrum, check out the new printing of Clowes’ Like A Velvet Glove Cast In Iron TPB which was supposed to be out this week (I didn’t see a copy at the shop but it may well have sold out by Friday). Although Clowes has gone on to really develop his chops since, Velvet Glove should still have enough nightmarish kick to knock you through a couple of doors. Good stuff.

Shipping Thursday 9/8

IMPORTANT NOTE: because of the holiday, all shipments are 24 hours late -- New Comics Day, nationwide, will be on THURSDAY 9/8, *not* Wednesday this week! Don't go into your local Comics Shop thinking things are going to be in, they will shake thier head in dismay at you! Pretty good lookign week, this week -- I think I am most excited by FELL #1....

A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #19 (A) ADVENTURES OF BIO BOY #1 AMAZING FANTASY #12 AQUAMAN #34 ARANA HEART OF THE SPIDER #8 AUTHORITY THE MAGNIFICIENT KEVIN #1 (OF 5) BAKERS #1 BLOOD OF THE DEMON #7 CABLE DEADPOOL #19 CITY OF HEROES #5 CITY OF TOMORROW #6 (OF 6) DETECTIVE COMICS #811 DRACULA VS KING ARTHUR #2 (OF4) EL ARSENAL #2 (OF 3) EXILES #69 FANTASTIC FOUR HOUSE OF M #3 (OF 3) FELL #1 GARTH ENNIS 303 WRAPAROUND CVR #5 (OF 6) GHOST RIDER #1 (OF 6) GOTHAM CENTRAL #35 HOUSE OF M #6 (OF 8) INCREDIBLE HULK #86 INTIMATES #11 IRON MAN HOUSE OF M #3 (OF 3) JUGHEAD #168 JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED #13 LOONEY TUNES #130 MAD MAGAZINE #458 MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #7 MARVEL TEAM-UP #12 NOBLE CAUSES #13 ORORO BEFORE THE STORM #4 (OF4) OUTSIDERS #28 PUNISHER #25 PVP #18 REX MUNDI #14 RISING STARS VOICES OF THE DEAD #4 (OF 6) RUNES OF RAGNAN #1 SEA OF RED #4 SERENITY MIDDLETON CVR #3 (OF3) SERENITY PHILLIPS CVR #3 (OF 3) SERENITY YU CVR #3 (OF 3) SEVEN SOLDIERS GUARDIAN #4 (OF 4) SHAZAM SUPERMAN FIRST THUNDER #1 (OF 4) SHOCKING GUN TALES #1 SHUCK THE SULFURSTAR #2 SIMPSONS SUPER SPECTACULAR #1 SMOKE AND MIRRORS #1 SON OF VULCAN #4 (OF 6) SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #153 SOULFIRE #5 SPIDER-GIRL #90 STARDUST KID #2 (OF 4) SUPERMAN #221 SUPREME POWER NIGHTHAWK #1 (OF 5) SWAMP THING #19 TALES FROM RIVERDALE DIGEST #5 ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #82 UNCANNY X-MEN #464 VAISTRON #1 VAMPIRELLA REVELATIONS #0 VILLAINS UNITED #5 (OF 6) WITCHBLADE #89 X-MEN COLOSSUS BLOODLINE #1 (OF 5) Y THE LAST MAN #37

Books / Mags / Stuff ALTER EGO #52 AVENGERS SERPENT CROWN TP BAD IDEAS COLL TP CHRONICLES OF CONAN VOL 8 TOWER OF BLOOD & OTHER STORIES TP CINEFANTASTIQUE SEPT OCT 05 VOL 37 #6 / #7 COVENANT VOL 1 GN COYOTE VOL 1 TP EX MACHINA VOL 2 TAG TP FOLLOWING CEREBUS #5 GRENDEL RED WHITE & BLACK TP ILLUSTRATION MAGAZINE #14 IRON WOK JAN GN #13 JLA VOL 17 SYNDICATE RULES TP KATSUYA TERADA THE MONKEY KING VOL 1 TP LAST TEMPTATION 2ND ED HC LEES TOY REVIEW SEP 2005 #155 MARS IDW TP MOPED ARMY VOL 1 GN NORTH COUNTRY GN POCKET ESSENTIAL ROBERT CRUMBNEW PRTG R CRUMBS JAZZ GREATS T/C BOX SECRET OF THE SWAMP THING TP SGT ROCKS COMBAT TALES VOL 1 TP THRILLS & CHILLS GN WORLDS GREATEST SUPER HEROES OVERSIZED SLIPCASE HC (reprints the Alex Ross oversized DC specials)

What looks good to you?

-B

Hibbs' 8/17 & 8/24 reviews

So, I'm borrowing a laptop to write this -- not sure if I have all the setting right, so if this is late, well that's why. As Jeff mentioned, he's getting married next month; and I? Well, I'm crazy swamped between the last of the Settlement stuff, working with ComicsPRO (www.comicspro.org), and a couple of things I'm not going to tell you about right now (I'll tell you when I'm done)

What does this mean? That September is going to be a very thin month for posting on this here blog. Like, I-might-not-even-getting-the-shipping-lists-up-for-the-next-few-weeks thin.

On the other hand, when Jeff and I come back to it, we'll be tanned, rested and ready, and our (my!) post counts should be going up.

Ben continues to be the light of my life, and the bane of my "free time", but mostly in a good way. I took him to the Renaissance Faire in Golden Gate park this weekend (sffaire.com), and we had an amazing blast. We saw a Punch & Judy show, and scenes from Midsummer's Night Dream, and a joust, and acrobats, and a blacksmith, and a Drum Circle and wandering minstrels, and all kinds of wonderful stuff, and Ben seemed pretty captivated by it all. He also participated in as much of it as he could -- wandering into the Drum circle and forcing his way into playing, that kind of thing, as 2 year olds are wont to do. The really nice part was we went on a slow Sunday morning, so there were like 200 "actors", and maybe 50 normal people -- which meant people could be patient with Ben, since there wasn't much else to do.

Normally a music class or a swimming class or whatever costs like $10-15 for an hour (or less) -- $15 here got me nearly 4 hours of worked-for-Ben entertainment, so, bonus! I hope they continue the Faire in GG park -- it's a nice spot for it (much better than driving 90 minutes to the dust-chocked field in Novato where the "real" RenFaire gets held)

Funny thing though, and maybe it was just because it was the end of the day and he was getting tired and cranky, but Ben kinda freaked twice. Once was during the Midsummer's Night Dream scene, because I think he got scared by how much the Puck was overacting; the other time was during one of the juggling shows, and the performers were being so frantic and shouty, that I think Ben thought they were trying to hurt each other. He was getting so cryish about it that one of the performers actually came down from the stage to reassure Ben that they were just fooling around. I hate being one of "those parents" with a squally brat, but sometimes you got to let them cry and work things out on their own I believe.

Anyway, for some reviews, just skimming off the top of the last two weeks, let's start with 8/17 books:

BIRDS OF PREY #85: I can't say that I am the biggest fan of THE KILLING JOKE. To a certain extent, it is the darker half of WATCHMEN -- all of the grim, and not enough of the hope. If it hadn't been for the crippling of Babs Gordon, I don't know that any of us would really remember it today. Certainly that last "joke" isn't especially funny. But, it happened. I don't much like reversing out major events like that. So, I have some trepidation from this issue of BoP where there's every indication that Gail Simone is trying to reverse that action -- all the while using some crazy pseudo-science thing, when all of the other "more natural to the DCU" crazy pseudo-science was being happily ignored. Maybe there's someplace deeper this is going, I suppose we can trust Gail, but keeping Babs'status quo was good for 2 reasons: 1) it showed that there WERE ramifications to stories, and, probably more importantly, 2) that it gave the DCU a handicapped character who was shown to be both competent and heroic. Losing that, I feel, leaves the DCU a weaker place, far more than bringing back everyone's favorite redhead crime-fighter (dude, I had SUCH a thing for Yvonne Craig when I was 8). Like I said, maybe Gail is going somewhere different than that, but I don't want my Babs being able to walk around and unravelling all of that. As a single comics this was on the high side of OK.

QUEEN BEE SC: Chynna Clugston's new series (?) for Scolastic's Graphix imprint begins here... and, huh, it pretty much sucked. Every trite high-school device is on display here, and as Lester noted, the first 20 pages (or whatever) are all Tell, Tell, Tell, with no show. I literally groaned out loud when it got to the "locket of my long lost sister" because that couldn't have been more blatent and obvious within the story. I suppose if you're 12 years old and you've never read any of these trite clichés before, you might like this -- Chynna's art is certainly energetic and pretty, "American manga" without being too off putting to a western reader -- but if you've ever read any fiction ever, anywhere, of any kind, you can recite EVERYthing that will happen, and all of the "very special lessons" that characters learn, just like rote. AWFUL.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN ANNUAL #1: Yeah, the pairing of (young) Peter and Kitty makes a lot of sense -- that was pretty sweet and touching and clumsy and nice, and I thought it was a really enjoyable read.... even without Bagely. I don't know that I'd like that to be a permanent thing, but, for the moment I liked it a lot. VERY GOOD, and was my PICK OF THE WEEK for 8/17 comics.

My BOOK/TP of the week for the 8/17 books was RABBI'S CAT. What a nice little book. Too bad that neither Last Gasp nor Cold Cut seems to be carrying it, whcih means I am stuck with Diamond.... who is out of stock. Gotta love books that can't be stocked, but rock that much. QUEEN BEE will be my PICK OF THE WEAK.

For 8/24 books, here is what I have to say:

ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #643: On the one hand, if you're reading OMAC, etc., at least half of this issue was a massive fucking waste, narratively speaking -- just recapping everything already said before. But, actually, it turned out to be... well, not clever per se, but an interesting issue balanced against 8/31s WONDER WOMAN #220, which does the other side flip. Plus, I'm going to go an assume that someone figured it out, and that this would end up as the first issue in the 4th trade of Rucka's run, and so, it works fairly well if that's going to be the case. I don't buy the angst and the reactions, though, but then I'm just a big fucking sourpuss, I guess. OK.

BATMAN #644: This is my new working theory: everyone working on Batman right now secretly hate the character, and are doing everything they possibly can to get the book(s) cancelled. How else can you possibly explain this kind of out-of-left-field, out-of-character inanity? I mean, there's no terms that this can possibly work -- the plan is to kill off a child to get Batman to stop being Batman? Huh, that sure worked when it was Jason Todd, right? Like, Jeff Lester, I am waiting for the big reveal when they show it was Jim Gordon who was Hush all along, right? That's the next inevitable step, right? Then Tim Drake will get sent back in time to become Joe Chill, sure. I mean, what the fuck? The only thing we can possibly hope is that we'll get a HOUSE OF M crossover, and a white-burst can wipe this all away from continuity, forever. Pure CRAP. ["Retail Intelligence" note: sales of BATMAN have dropped down (about 1/3) to DETECTIVE sales for this storyline, rather than DETECTIVE rising up to match BATMAN.]

DAY OF VENGEANCE #5: I was going along with it thinking that maybe this was a "new" Nightshade or something... and then it referenced the Suicide Squad stuff, and I was all, BLAM, "Uh, no that's not the same character". Same thing with the portrayal of the Spectre -- that's NOT how moonface works, based on any of his own comics. The characters were so far off characterization, that I really disliked this issue intently. AWFUL.

INVINCIBLE #25: Normally the anniversary issue should be the "something big happens" issue.... but that doesn't mean just in the cliffhanger. Something big should happen in the course of the story. And, while I'm sure that seeing his childhood hero is all kinds of intense for Mark, it's pretty jaw droppingly dull for the audience -- we have no emotional connection to the occasionally-mentioned fiction inside the fiction. So, for the price and all, and I was pretty non-plussed by this issue. EH.

JACK CROSS #1: "Now Terror Has Something to Fear"? How does terror fear? Wouldn't that be like "Now Pain Has Stubbed Its Toe"? Unobjectionable start to this new series, but it's also pretty uninspired, and I never have liked Erskine's art very much. I was also shocked by just for violent it was, being a "DC logo" book. I felt the same thing about the end of this week's GREEN LANTERN #4. I'd rather than level of gore was kept to other imprints, honestly. This issue was OK.

OMAC PROJECT #5: The 1.3 million OMACs roughly matches the number of metahumans Max mentioned to Beetle in Countdown, by the way. Unstoppable menace, Deux Ex Sasha, that about covers it, right? She sure smells like Harbinger II, don't she, though? Still, if you take it for what it is, rather than what it is not, I thought this was adequately done and is somewhere on the low side of GOOD.

TEEN TITANS #27: I just give you some Retail Intelligence, and leave it at that: Our first-weekend sell through is probably just over half of what it normally is. If DC had a Marvel-style FOC system, I'd be cutting next issue waaaaaaaaay back.

I don't really have a PICK OF THE WEEK for this week -- other than our best-reviewed OMAC PROJECT #5, I also thought the not reviewed WALKING DEAD #21, but neither of those are exatly ringing endorsements, are they?

PICK OF THE WEAK for 8/24 is easy: BATMAN #644

BOOK / TP for 8/24... huh, well best I can do ya is probably one of 2 reprint books: HANK KETCHAMS COMPLETE DENNISTHE MENACE 1951-1952 HC or LITTLE LULU VOL 5 LULU IN THEDOGHOUSE TP. Nothing less than 40 years old though, I am afraid.

So, I know, I don't post in near a month and that's the best I can give you, huh?

I'm going to *try* to squeeze 8/31 in as soon as I get enough comics read.

What did you think?

-B

Shipping 8/31

Honest to god I have reviews coming this week - they're half written already! Tomorrow, midafternoon, I'm guessing? 2000 AD #1449 2000 AD #1450 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #523 AMELIA RULES #14 (RES) ASTONISHING X-MEN #12 ASTRO CITY THE DARK AGE #3 (OF 16) AUTUMN #4 BART SIMPSON COMICS #25 BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #68 BEOWULF #4 BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #136 BODY BAGS FATHERS DAY #2 (OF 2) BPRD THE BLACK FLAME #1 (OF 6) CAPTAIN AMERICA #9 CATWOMAN #46 DAREDEVIL FATHER #2 (OF 5) DAWN THREE TIERS #6 (OF 6) DEATH JR #3 (OF 3) DOOM PATROL #15 ED THE HAPPY CLOWN #3 (OF 9) EMILY THE STRANGE #1 EX MACHINA #14 EXPATRIATE #3 FLASH #225 FORGOTTEN REALMS DARK ELF HOMELAND CVR A #3 (OF 3) FRESHMEN #2 (OF 6) GI JOE AMERICAS ELITE #3 GREEN LANTERN #4 GRIMOIRE #5 HERO CAMP #4 (OF 4) HERO SQUARED #2 (OF 3) HOAX #3 JLA CLASSIFIED #11 KHAN #1 LOSERS #27 MARVEL 1602 NEW WORLD #2 (OF 5) NEIL GAIMANS NEVERWHERE #3 (OF 9) NEW AVENGERS #9 NYC MECH BETA LOVE #3 OFFICIAL HANDBOOK ULTIMATE MARVEL UNIVERSE 2005 OR ELSE #3 POWERS BENDIS COVER #12 QUICKEN FORBIDDEN #13 REVELATIONS #1 (OF 6) ROBIN #141 RTA PERSONALITY CRISIS ONE SHOT RUNAWAYS #7 SEVEN SOLDIERS SHINING KNIGHT #4 (OF 4) SHADOWHAWK #4 SILENT DRAGON #2 (OF 6) SOLO #6 STAR WARS EMPIRE #33 SUPREME POWER #18 TEEN TITANS GO #22 TOM STRONG #34 TRAPDOOR SPIDERWOMAN #2 (A) USAGI YOJIMBO #86 VERONICA #164 WHA HUH (RES) WONDER WOMAN #220 X-MEN KITTY PRYDE SHADOW & FLAME #3 (OF 5) X-MEN THE END HEROES AND MARTYRS #6 (OF 6) YOUNG AVENGERS #6

Books / Mags / Stuff 106U #7 (A) 2020 VISIONS TP 30 DAYS OF NIGHT BLOODSUCKERSTALES VOL 1 TP BRODIES LAW TP CLOUDS ABOVE HC DESPERADOES BANNERS OF GOLD TP EARTH X HC EIGHTBALL LIKE A VELVET GLOVECAST IN IRON TP NEW PTG (O/A) ERIC REDS CONTAINMENT TP ESSENTIAL X-MEN VOL 6 TP FORTEAN TIMES OCT 05 #200 GUNDAM SEED VOL 5 GN (OF 5) JAPAN TP JUSTICE LEAGUE HAWKGIRL 4 INCH RESIN FIGURINE JUXTAPOZ SPECIAL #2 LITTLE SCROWLIE VOL 2 DAWN OFFASHION VICTIMS TP LOST DOGS VOL 1 GN LOVE AS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE #3 LOVE ROMA VOL 1 GN LUIS ROYO CONCEPTIONS VOL 3 HC NEAL ADAMS ROWDY AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN SKETCHBOOK "PERSEPOLIS 2 STORY OF A RETURN SC (Man, Diamond sucks -- I've been selling this for going on 2 months now, already!)" RUROUNI KENSHIN VOL 18 TP SIZZLE #27 (A) SMOKE & GUNS GN STRANGE BEGINNINGS AND ENDINGS TP SUPERMAN BATMAN SER 1 PUBLIC ENEMIES MASTER ASST TOM STRONGS TERRIFIC TALES BOOK ONE TP ULTIMATES 2 VOL 1 GODS AND MONSTERS TP WIZARD COMICS MAGAZINE ALL STAR BATMAN CVR #168

What looks good to you?

-B

The Timer is Running: Jeff's Reviews of 8/24 Books.

Dude. I’m getting married in three weeks! What does this mean for you, the SavCrit blog reader? Mainly, it means you should go see One Night in Mongkok at the Presidio Theatre because I can’t. Yes, my busy schedule means you must overcompensate for me, because that’s the kind of dysfunctional shell game I’m running here. Also, it means that you’ll be getting reviews from me of the 8/31 books and maybe the 9/8 books and then I’ll be offline until mid-October. Since I can’t speak for Hibbs even a little, it may mean the site will lay fallow for a little while or, alternatively, maybe it won’t. But at least your eyes will get a break from all these red letters for a bit.

Which is why you should go see One Night in Mongkok—to celebrate!

As for the comix, I’m still a few books short (picked up that gorgeous looking Rocketo from last week but haven’t read it or Conan yet) but here’s what I thought about:

ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #643: I know Rucka was trying for something different, but Superman sorta came across as “Wait a minute, you can’t kill someone in cold blood! Hot blood? Sure! But cold-blooded murder? That’s inhuman!” I feel the weight of the plot hammer about to drop again… OK.

ANT #1: I’m a fool. As if the cover wasn’t bad enough, the “Dedicated to Todd McFarlane,” really should have given things away. This has McF’s “tell, tell, tell, until you get to the fight scene and then show, show, show” storytelling all over it, overwrought and intellectually desolate. It’s like early era Image all over again. Even supervillain mimes couldn’t save this one. Awful, more or less.

BANANA SUNDAY #2: I thought this was great. It’s like Coover and “Nibot” have reinvented Harvey Comics all over again—perfectly cartooned characters given perfect comic obsessions—except there’s extra wit in the dialogue, to boot. I hope they can sustain this long enough to get collections into the kids’ market. For an enjoyable all-ages (mostly--there's a bit of sexy talk) read, this is in the upper echelons of Very Good.

BATMAN #644: I’m a little late to the Internet garment-rending party, but I wholeheartedly agree with it. This was an intensely stupid story, all the moreso because it pointlessly wrecks a perfectly good character for no reason other than to sell a few more books. Hibbs went on about this at great lengths on Friday, so I bet you’ll see a review on Tuesday, and I’ll save all the good points for him. What I will say, since the Bat-team is so set on trying to create a working Millerish version of Batman but have only managed to catch the unlikeable asshat part: it’s not the media riffs; it’s not the sadistic villains; and it’s not the snark. Miller’s Batman only works if traditional positions of authority are irredeemably corrupt, either in the government (Dark Knight Returns) or the police force (Batman: Year One). Otherwise he just seems like a churlish dickhead. I’m going right to the Crap end of the scale here, because of the sheer waste involved. Very sad.

BLACK PANTHER #7: Yummy art plus a guest-star ass-kicker on the last few pages made this a highly OK read. Won’t make you swoon, but good art does go a long way, doesn’t it?

DAREDEVIL #76: Like Black Panther #7 only better: Alex Maleev’s art has improved so much during his run on this title, it’s daunting. It was able to sell me on the story even though I found myself a bit emotionally detached. It may be because I know this is the last (or, uh, next to last?) Bendis/Maleev storyline and I don’t feel like any of the Murdock-as-Kingpin material got explored at all (another reason the ninja demon baby storyline left me a little nonplussed). But I’d call it Good.

DAREDEVIL VS PUNISHER #3: Nice action setpieces, but the Stray Bullet type sequences and the superhero punch-‘em-ups are awkwardly jammed together. Hopefully, they cohere down the road in some other way than the villain-grabs-the-family-Frank-Castle-seems-emotionally-invested-in route one would expect. OK.

DAY OF VENGEANCE #5: Again, hopefully a book Hibbs will cover because he had some pretty sound points about its weaknesses. Me, I didn’t like any of it, really, but didn’t hate any of it either. Eh.

FANTASTIC FOUR #530: About as thin as the skin on a grape, but as a by-the-numbers FF story that lazily attempts to throw a bit more into the mix, OK.

HULK DESTRUCTION #2: Much better than last issue, in part because another artist does a lot of the flashback sequences. And David’s script is clever although, of course, occasionally too clever. A drastic improvement over the last issue (even with a page of dropped dialogue), but still only Eh, sadly.

JACK CROSS #1: Good setup and really keen art—in fact, the body language in the interrogation sequence was great. The main character is maybe a little underdeveloped for a first issue and I didn’t put this down feeling anything was particularly at stake, either for him or generally, but the talent involved guaranteed I’ll be back next issue to see if/how that changes. Good.

JSA CLASSIFIED #2: Without Amanda Conner’s art (and Johns loosening up his scripting style for the art) this really could have been a bore. But thanks to some terrific cartooning from Conner and the promise of a larger “I’s will be dotted!! T’s will be crossed!” payoff, I found this pretty Good.

LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #9: The art wasn’t terrible or anything, but without Kitson’s very clean pencils, I find myself overwhelmed by all the narrative detail. In short, I gave up about five pages in and didn’t finish it, so No Rating.

MARVEL KNIGHTS SPIDER-MAN #17: I think I’d rather read an FF book by Hudlin than a Spider-Man book—those scenes struck me as not bad at all. Eh.

MEGA MORPHS #2: If you want to break your brain, try to imagine a giant robot Spider-Man swinging on a web. From trees. My hats off to the creative team if they actually completed this job while sober. So hilariously Awful, I kinda enjoyed it.

OMAC PROJECT #5: So Batman’s ex-girlfriend is the new DC Deathlok? The idea of it makes me feel like Marcello at the end of La Dolce Vita: jaded, tired, cruel. A very low Eh, unless Sasha turns out to conveniently be the resolution to this issue’s cliffhanger, in which case I’ll retroactively drop it down to Awful.

SIMPSONS COMICS #109: Would ya believe it’s been almost two years since I’ve seen an episode of The Simpsons? So I may not be the best judge of these things any more, but I thought this was pretty damn funny. Why hasn’t anyone hired Ian Boothby to, I don’t know, ruin the Batbooks or something? Shouldn't work this good generate more work? Very Good.

TEEN TITANS #27: “And this is just my day job.” Oh, how that sloppy, awkward first page made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Hiring Rob Liefeld to draw comics is like hiring Mike Milken to manage your retirement funds, and yet it still happens. God bless you, comics! Awful.

WALKING DEAD #21: The ending more or less fizzled, but I actually preferred that to another “Dear God! Yet another surprise murder!” This book still has me hooked. Very Good.

WOLVERINE #31: As the Bard said, there’s a thin line between clever and stupid, and the end to the big fight struck precisely the right balance with me. The final pages seemed like a padded afterthought, but this was a satisfying wrap-up to a big, enjoyably dumb epic overall. Good.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Banana Sunday #2, because it was just a fun little read, and I’m a sucker for monkeys.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Not even close: Batman #644 stank up the joint, screwed the pooch, and broke a useful and important part of the Batman mythos. Yay, team!

TRADE PICK: Iron Wok Jan, Vol. 12. It’s been such a long time since the last volume, it took me a while to get into this. But around the time the demented Richie Rich character drove up two massive kitchen RVs so he and Jan could have a cooking streetfight, I was in love all over again.

Settlement entered and served!

The Hibbs v Marvel settlement was entered into court yesterday, August 23rd, and has been served to Marvel as of today 8/24. A 30 day appeals window has now opened, where any members of the class who haven't opted-out may appeal the settlement.

Presuming no one does that, Marvel has 30 days, beginning Friday September 23rd, to pay the settlement monies. Therefore, unless something strange and odd happens, all credit should be paid no later than Monday, October 24th. Marvel, of course, may choose to begin payments on "day #1" rather than "day #30".

At a completely wild-ass, wholly uniformed guess that's based upon nothing whatsoever, timing of the payment might depend on whether Marvel wants the liability on thier books in the end of the 3rd quarter or the beginning of the 4th quarter.

Either way, unless a member of the class appeals, credit should be issued between 9/23 and 10/24.

-B

Hibbs will probably have to eat a bug, and shipping 8/24

Just because I am a big enough man to admit when I was wrong, I stumbled across a post in the Comic Book Industry Alliance boards from 3/2/01 where I said this about ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN: >>>LONG TERM...I really really really don't think it will succeed. By the time it hits issue #50, how is it really going to be any different than the "real" Marvel universe, RE: the accretion of history? If it makes #100, I'll eat a bug.<<<

While I do think the line has become SOMEwhat inaccessible now because of that accretion of history, I was clearly really really really wrong, and it seems all but inevitable that ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN will, in fact, make it to #100.

(Unless something were to happen to Bendis. And we wouldn't want that. No.)

So, although I have a year-ish to go before the actual #100, I post this for 2 reasons: A) I know my memory, I WILL forget about this by then. You are now being pressed into Keeping Me Honest when that day comes. and B) I am entertaining suggestions for What Kind of Bug I should eat.

My especial apologies to Brian Michael Bendis and Mark Bagely for doubting their creative acumen, and to Joe Quesada and Bill Jemas for doubting their marketing instincts. They were right, and I was wrong.

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Here's what is shipping in to Comix Experience this week: the usual cavaets about how this may or may not be similiar to what arrives in YOUR Local Comic Shop apply. Different Diamond warehouses receive books at different times, there can be manufacturer error, maybe I fucked up and didn't order something I should have, etc. etc. ad infinitum.

A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #18 (A) ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #643 ANGEL THE CURSE #3 (OF 5) ANT #1 ARCHIE & FRIENDS #94 ARCHIE DIGEST #219 BANANA SUNDAYS #2 (OF 4) BATMAN #644 BATMAN JEKYLL AND HYDE #5 (OF6) BATTLE POPE COLOR #2 BLACK PANTHER #7 CARTOON NETWORK BLOCK PARTY #12 CITY OF TOMORROW #5 (OF 6) CONAN #19 DAREDEVIL #76 DAREDEVIL VS PUNISHER #3 (OF 6) DAY OF VENGEANCE #5 (OF 6) FANTASTIC FOUR #530 GIFFENS WHAT WERE THEY THINKING ONE SHOT GLOOMCOOKIE #24 GOD THE DYSLEXIC DOG #3 GROUNDED #2 (OF 6) HELLBLAZER #211 HULK DESTRUCTION #2 (OF 4) INVINCIBLE #25 IRON GHOST #3 (OF 6) JACK CROSS #1 JSA CLASSIFIED #2 KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #106 LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #9 LETHARGIC LAD JUMBO SIZED ANNUAL #3 LITTLE STAR #4 (OF 6) MACHINE TEEN #4 (OF 5) MARVEL KNIGHTS SPIDER-MAN #17 MEGA MORPHS #2 (OF 4) MONSTER WAR DARKNESS VS MR HYDE #4 (OF 4) MUTATION #2 NEW X-MEN #17 NIGHTCRAWLER #9 OMAC PROJECT #5 (OF 6) OTHERWORLD #6 (OF 12) PURGE BLACK RED & DEADLY #2 (OF 4) QUEEN & COUNTRY DECLASSIFIED VOL 3 #3 (OF 3) RISING STARS VOICES OF THE DEAD #3 (OF 6) SIMPSONS COMICS #109 SPELLBINDERS #6 (OF 6) STRANGE GIRL #3 SUPER MANGA BLAST #54 TEEN TITANS #27 ULTIMATE X-MEN ANNUAL #1 UNCLE SCROOGE #345 WALKING DEAD #21 WALT DISNEYS COMICS & STORIES #660 WOLVERINE #31

Books / Mags / Stuff AUTHORITY REVOLUTION BOOK 1 TP BATTLESTAR GALACTICA VOL 2 MEMORY MACHINE TP CATWOMAN WILD RIDE TP COMICS BUYERS GUIDE NOV 2005 #1610 COMICS JOURNAL #270 DAMPYR #5 UNDER THE STONE BRIDGE HANK KETCHAMS COMPLETE DENNISTHE MENACE 1951-1952 HC HISTORY OF VIOLENCE NEW TP NEW EDITION HOWLS MOVING CASTLE FILM COMICS VOL 1 TP ILLUSTRATION 05 MAGAZINE #1 IRON WOK JAN GN #12 (RES) LITTLE LULU VOL 5 LULU IN THEDOGHOUSE TP MARVEL VISIONARIES CHRIS CLAREMONT HC PREVIEWS VOL XV #9 (NET) ROBIN ARCHIVES VOL 1 HC ROCCO VARGAS WALKING WITH MONSTERS HC SHIRLEY A SEX COMEDY VOL 1 TP(A) SIN CITY VOL 1 DURO ADIOS HARD GOODBYE SPANISH ED SLOP ANACLETA TP SMOKE #3 (OF 3) SPIKE OLD TIMES ONE SHOT SUPERMAN THE MAN OF STEEL VOL4 TP VAMPIRE HUNTER D VOL 2 NOVEL RAISERS OF GALES SC WAR ON FLESH VOL 1 GN (OF 3) WESTERN GOTHIC BALLAD OF UTOPIA TP

What looks good to you?

-B

(who should have reviews up sometime tomorrow, and thinks Jeff's "Topless version of Gremlins" line in his reviews this week (just below this message) was the funniest and most insightful thing I've read this week)

Something Hasty Is The Soul of Something Funny? Reviews of 8/17/05

Blah, blah, blah, busy…yadda, yadda, newsletter…yak, yak, yak, not nearly as many comics, etc.: Oh, and new Tilting from Hibbs.

BALLAST ONE SHOT: On the plus side, this was a strong enough issue that I want to read issue #2. On the minus side, this is solicited as a one-shot, so who knows when we’ll see issue #2? As a hook to a series (a brutal hitman finds himself forced to do the Lord’s work), it’s very enjoyable. As a one-shot, it’s the first chapter of a book sold as a self-contained story. Which it’s not. So, as the latter, Eh.

BATGIRL #67: Except for the apparently-standard “let me greet you by trying to kick your head off” scene, I liked this. The Bat-family has become a confoundingly large constellation of individuals, but there are times when that pays off, like in the scenes between Barbara and Cassandra here. Exasperations with previous parts of the storyline keep me from rating this Good, so let’s go with a very high OK.

BATMAN JOURNEY INTO KNIGHT #1: Tan Eng Huat’s work is a little more subdued than I remember it, but it suits the story well, and by setting the story early in Batman’s career, Helfer’s witty dialogue doesn’t cut against the grain of the milieu as much as it might. Not a showstopper, but a relatively enjoyable read. Also a high OK.

BIRDS OF PREY #85: The team on this clicks more and more each issue, and I thought this ish was a particularly good read…while I was reading it. But afterward, I felt like it didn’t hold together very well. What’s the point in having a fight with honor if you’re going to cheat? For that matter, if you’re going to cheat, why don’t you just have your buddy Green Lantern come by and sweep all your vicious killer opponents to jail? (A point reinforced by all the superheroes on every other page of the book.) Rather than go for the conflicted Good, lemme once again chicken out with a high OK.

DEFENDERS #2: Although it’s got pages and pages of witty banter, there’s still the sense that something is at stake here and I appreciate that. And if you had to pick a team to turn into a bunch of self-absorbed bickerers, the original Defenders is a pretty good choice. I wouldn’t want every book on the stands to read like it, but I’d call this Good if you have a fondness for the characters.

DETECTIVE COMICS #810: If you were the new crime lord of Gotham, would you dress up as Batman to try and discredit him? I failed my saving throw against suspension of disbelief. Toss in a back-up story gruesome enough to make me search the book for a comics code seal (did DC abandon that, too?) and I guess I’d call this Awful.

GI JOE SNAKE-EYES DECLASSIFIED #1: I read this because, although I have a slight fondness for Snake-Eyes, I don’t really have any sort of emotional investment: hell, make him a former loud-mouthed draft dodger turned silent ninja type if you want, I don’t care. But although the script here avoids any such dynamic reversals, it seems pretty lacking in any dynamism whatsoever. As was the case with Boba Fett, some silent types are better off without any origin whatsoever. Eh.

GIRLS #4: I guess I’m just going to have to accept I’m not getting what I want from this mini and move on. I admire the Luna Brothers for trying something so different from their last project but, four issues in, it reads like a topless version of Gremlins. If something particularly interesting comes from this, I might write about it again, otherwise this disconsolate Eh will probably be my last word on the subject.

GODLAND #2: Making the bad guy a cosmic druggie was funny and, as with last issue, that Kirbyish art really scratched an itch. My hope is the creators can walk that fine line between having fun with the material and making fun of the material. Good.

GREEN LANTERN #3: It’s got explosions and robots and fighter jets and deadlines and superheroes robbed of their powers…so why so dull? Maybe it’s not, maybe it’s just me. But the issue felt less than organic, as if Johns had carefully constructed it to correct for years and years of “wuss Hal.” And there’s nothing wrong with careful construction, Lord knows, but it felt so calculated as to be pat, and pretty unengaging. For me, anyway, this was in the lowish OK range.

LEX LUTHOR MAN OF STEEL #5: Some of the art on this miniseries was terrific and I appreciated that Azzarello’s wordplay strove to do more than call attention to its own cleverness…but I was also pretty lost a good chunk of the time: do the events in the miniseries allude to other Superman stories? Because they seem so heavily truncated as to not stand on their own here, which gave this issue, in particular, a very “glass half-empty” feel. Despite all the talent, I’ll go with Eh.

LIVEWIRES #6: I guess I should feel pleased with myself for figuring out where Warren was going with this ahead of time, but instead it just kinda points out how lackluster the whole miniseries has been. Clever and had lots of the ol’ splodey, but the emotional side of it didn’t work and the end just kinda lies there like a sick dog. Maybe it’ll read great as a trade, but it was a very disappointing Eh to me.

SEVEN SOLDIERS KLARION THE WITCH BOY #3: Ahhhh. That’s the stuff. This issue read like, I dunno, a Goth version of Disney’s Pinocchio or something, and I thought it was great. Nothing more to say here but Very Good.

TOP TEN BEYOND THE FARTHEST PRECINCT #1: Unfortunately, my artsy-fartsy lit snob thing will doubtlessly cloud my critical judgment here: any writer who’s gonna use the first sentence of Gravity’s Rainbow as an issue title is going to get something like a free pass from me. True, it’s not as deep as the first mini, but Ordway does a great job planting all those lovely visual puns in every panel, De Filippo has smarts and wit to spare, and I was happy to see these characters again—I’m fond of them. There’s some real problems with storytelling—confusion as to who’s speaking and the transitions between scenes in particular—but nothing critical. I liked this a lot more than I thought I would, errors and all. Good.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN ANNUAL #1: Dang, I totally forgot to read this at the store. Was it any good?

PICK OF THE WEEK: No reason you should take my word for it since I read so little, but Seven Soldiers Klarion The Witch Boy #3 was the best of the batch as far as I’m concerned.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Unsurprisingly, Detective Comics #810. “Gee, Al, that Elliott Ness is really hot on your trail!” “You’re right, Johnny! I better dress up like him and discredit him! Much easier than getting you to do it!”

TRADE OF THE WEEK: Would that it would have been Chynna Clugston’s Queen Bee, but I thought the first 30 pages or so were so amateurish (wayyyyyyyy too much telling, not nearly enough showing) I was really disappointed—I’m assuming there were deadline problems or something because this wasn’t up to Clugston’s usual standard of work at all.

It didn’t come out this week, but I took home the ineffably strange Pure Trance by Junko Mizuno. It is blowing my tiny mind.

Greetings From Lake McLatey: Some Reviews of 08/10 Books....

I am running behind. As I think I mentioned in a previous post or two, I did not read a lot of comix Friday. In fact, when planning out this entry yesterday at lunch, I realized that there were books I still hadn't read, despite the fact I had, you know, bought 'em and stuff. So up I was at the crack of dawn...to read comix. The following reviews are probably tilted toward the "Ooo, look pretty" side of the spectrum as a result. Unless I read them on Friday, in which case there will be a distinct "Uhhh...what happened again?" bias. This is comic book reviewing as it is meant to be practiced, my friends: hastily and inadequately. Let's hop to.

ACTION COMICS #830: I liked that classic cover, and having Dr. Psycho run around calling himself Nietzsche was very fun (having Byrne draw him as a pint-sized version was even more fun). Fun banter, fun ideas, fun, fun, fun. Of course, you have to be reading at least four other comics to be enjoying any of the fun, but that's pretty much the way with DC these days, isn't it? If you're plugged in to all the DC x-overs, you'll also find it Good.

BATMAN #643: For a few minutes, this book had me deeply embarrassed: had all my bitching about Batman being out of character in last week's Detective been in vain? Had that really been the actions of the duplicate Batman found on the first few pages of this book and I'd fallen for a switcheroo? After re-reading Detective, I decided I had not been fooled and the whole second Batman stuff was just Bill Willingham deciding that the storyline wasn't chaotic enough in the first place. Anyway, after that, I don't remember much of anything (it's a Friday book, can you tell?) except the Alfred-Batman batcave dialogue felt especially strained (it must be tough writing variations on the same scene over and over and over), something like, "You know, Master Bruce, maybe if you weren't being such a passive-aggressive dickhead..." "Alfred, when I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. Old Friend." Infinite Crisis better change something up, or these scenes are going to read like Glengarry Glen Batcave in about six months. Eh.

GRAVITY #3: Ah yes, the issue where our young hero grows disillusioned and turns his back on superheroing except, oddly, I found myself hoping that he continues to stay gone and this turns into a very lovely little Felicity-style romance comic. I'm much more interested in the characters than the bang-and-smash. OK.

GREEN ARROW #53: Yay, it's Bill Messner-Loebs writing! Unfortunately, it was really boring. But! That should not stop the DC editors from giving the man more work. If nothing else, I enjoyed this more than Batman #643. Put the guy back on Flash or something. Eh.

HAWKMAN #43: I think I know where this story is going, but that's not a bad thing: if it was running directly in the direction it seemed to be, I'd be pretty cranky and annoyed. Still, since this title tends to suffer from "Why am I reading this, again?" syndrome (and has since before the current creative team started in), I'm not sure if people are going to hang out and wait to see how it all pans out. OK.

HOUSE OF M #5: Hibbs quite liked this, and I really didn't. Admittedly, part of me not liking it was predicated on forgetting this was an eight issue mini, and getting annoyed that five issues had been spent gathering the heroes and next issue was the big wrap up (and then being very embarrassed once Hibbs corrected me). It's OK, I guess, but I almost found myself wishing the heroes were actually split on their course of action--someone like Spider-Man choosing to fight to protect Magneto would actually be kind of justified here--even though the part I liked most about this issue was the lack of hesitation in the heroes deciding to do what was right.

INCREDIBLE HULK #85: The art on this looked almost coloring-book crude at some points. It's still a fun little read, if I remember correctly. A high OK.

IRON MAN #4: If this had come out all at once as an OGN, I might be shitting myself over its coolness. But there's just not enough of it to be sure, and it doesn't feel like a substantial enough read on its own. Low side of Eh.

JLA #117: Anyone else feel like there's some sort of bait-and-switch going on here? On the cover: "This issue, Superman finds out!" Inside: "No, I knew that already. Batman told me." Just think if they had approached the Silver Age books that way: "This issue, A Story You Never Thought You'd Read: Lex Luthor Joins The Justice League!" And inside: "Hmmm. Lex Luthor's mail keeps getting delivered to Justice League headquarters. We'll have to speak to the postman about that. Now, back to that freaky Star Sapphire chick..." Eh.

MEGA MORPHS #1: You know, if one does pick up the first issue of a "Marvel Super Heroes in Giant Robots fighting Marvel Super Villains in Giant Robots" comic, the main thing you want to know is: how and why did they get in those damn giant robots? And when the answer is an editor's note saying, "See the six issues packed in the Mega Morph toys on sale now!" The whole endeavor brutally crashes and burns below even the already lowered expectations one had set. Sean McKeever does his best though (in fact, tries a little too hard in places) and, merch screwing aside, I guess you could say this was OK for what it was. But factor in the "to get the complete story, spend an extra thirty bucks on the toys" and I'll drop it down to Awful.

NIGHTWING #111: The Shrew did a spot-on review of Nightwing #109 a while back and it really nails why this arc isn't working. It's not just the whole Dick-Grayson-going-undercover-as-Dick-Grayson thing (although that really, really makes this all pretty nonsensical), it's that, as The Shrew wittily put it, everyone wants Dick. It's taken as a priori by the writer, to the point where a sixteen year old Mafia princess is writing love letters to Nightwing, and breaking pictures of his girlfriend and, and...huh? I don't mind romantic melodrama--I very much liked the little triangle between Nightwing and Batgirl and Dick's police partner--but there was no development here, just us being told over and over that Sophia (or, uh, Sonia?) loves him, and being shown over and over that she loves him, but never being shown, you know, why. And we'll never get shown, of course, because of that whole a priori thing. In a perfect world, Devin Grayson would be writing volumes of Nightwing manga for CMX and get the time and the space to develop the romantic melodrama as fully as she wants (and, with manga, the tools to convey sudden infatuation), but Nightwing #111 shows that we are a long, long way from a perfect world. A low Eh.

SEVEN SOLDIERS ZATANNA #3: G-Mo throws in a few oblique references to the whole Identity Crisis fiasco, but even more impressively, weaves the story here even more closely to the stories in his other Seven Soldiers tales (and maybe his JLA: Classified story? I can't quite tell.) without making it imperative to know those stories for it to have an effect. Admittedly, part of the way he succeeds in doing that is by making each of the Seven Soldiers minis very episodic, strewn with casual wonders, so no piece seems more important than any other, but I still like it much more than, say, The OMAC Project approach. This mini has been very slow to click with me (and next issue is the last?) but I really enjoyed this issue a lot. A very high OK.

SHANNA THE SHE DEVIL #7: Oh, that ending was a big pile of lame chickenshit. "And after that, they all lived happily ever after, in their diseased, dinosaur-trodden Nazi-infested hidden land. The End." LAME. And Awful.

SUPERGIRL #1: What impresses me about Jeph Loeb is that once he sets out to do something, he doesn't let a little thing like doing it well get in his way. An introductory issue that's almost twenty-two pages of non-stop fighting, with guest stars, and also a summation of Supergirl's origin and major conflicts, along with a developing subplot? No problem! Just throw in malfunctioning powers, the entire JSA trying to stop Solomon Grundy from beating up a forest, don't explain a thing, and voila! Instant collectors' item! I thought it lacked that mysterious fun factor Superman/Batman usually has, but that could be because the formula seemed pretty blatant and because this worked harder to be "serious." Eh.

TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD #14: Hmm. I enjoyed this quite a lot, and thought it was a perfect capper to the plot of Tom being unhappy in P.R. And yet, I have to admit, I totally skimmed Lili's final speech, presented as it was in thick blocks of text. The fact the issue worked for me even though I didn't bother with the emotional climax of the story is potentially troubling, I think, but I can't get my tired little brain to parse out why. Good.

ULTIMATES ANNUAL #1: Quite smartly, Millar treats this as just an extra issue of Ultimates with the smallest number of pages utilized to make it seem like a stand-alone story as possible. Steve Dillon isn't nearly as good as Hitch with the widescreen action, but he fakes it okay. Good.

ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #22: Oh, Mark. The fake-out was pretty good, but the whole "superheroes-turned-into-vampire-zombies-from-outer-space"? Did Mansquito not lend itself to easy comic book cut and pasting? Very disappointing. Eh.

VILLAINS UNITED #4: Again, Simone's Dr. Psycho for the win. I can't say I was too overwhelmed by anything else here, other than the realization that the Clown is a guy. I don't know why I thought the Clown was a chick but that shows you how keen my reading skills are. OK.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Geez, I dunno. Ultimates Annual #1?

PICK OF THE WEAK: Shanna #7. If I never read the oath "Holy Buckets!" again, it will be one day too soon.

TRADE OF THE WEEK: Remember that promised essay about Alex Robinson's Tricked? This will not be it. Damn shame too, since Tricked, perhaps even more than Box Office Poison, really challenges my perception of what I want from a graphic novel. Until I do write that essay (and it's gonna be a while since I've got the newsletter hanging over my head this week), why don't I just go with Finder, Vol. 7: The Rescuers? I just cracked it open this morning, but I'm already swoony with affection for it.

Shipping 8/17

Kind of a small week this week -- maybe this will help people get all caught up, then. A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #17 ARANA HEART OF THE SPIDER #7 ATOMIKA #4 AUTHORITY REVOLUTION #11 (OF 12) BALLAST ONE SHOT BATGIRL #67 BATMAN JOURNEY INTO KNIGHT #1(OF 12) BATMAN STRIKES #12 BETTY & VERONICA DIGEST #159 BETTY & VERONICA SPECTACULAR #71 BIRDS OF PREY #85 BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL #104 BONE REST #2 BOOKS OF MAGICK LIFE DURING WARTIME #13 BRIAN PULIDOS MEDIEVAL LADY DEATH WRAPAROUND #6 CABLE DEADPOOL #18 DEFENDERS #2 (OF 5) DETECTIVE COMICS #810 DEVILS REJECTS #1 DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #331 DRAGONLANCE CHRONICLES #1 (OF8) GENIE #2 GI JOE SNAKE-EYES DECLASSIFIED #1 GI SPY SAVING LADY LIBERTY CVR #1 (OF 3) GIRLS #4 GODLAND #2 GREEN LANTERN #3 HUMAN RACE #6 (OF 7) HUNGER #3 JUGHEADS DOUBLE DIGEST #115 LEX LUTHOR MAN OF STEEL #5 (OF 5) LITTLE GLOOMYS SUPER SCARY MONSTER SHOW #1 LIVEWIRES #6 (OF 6) LUCIFER #65 MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN #4 (OF 4) MANHUNTER #13 MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR #3 MARVEL KNIGHTS 4 #21 MARVEL MILESTONES CAPTAIN BRITAIN PSYLOCKE GOLDEN AGE SUB METAL GEAR SOLID #12 MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #280 MUTOPIA X #2 (OF 5) NEW THUNDERBOLTS #11 NEW X-MEN HELLIONS #4 (OF 4) OF BITTER SOULS #1 PIRATE CLUB #7 POWERPUFF GIRLS #65 REX LIBRIS #1 ROCKETO #1 SEVEN SOLDIERS KLARION THE WITCH BOY #3 (OF 4) SILVER COMICS #4 SMALL GODS #10 SPAWN #148 SPIDER-MAN HOUSE OF M #3 (OF 5) STAR WARS GENERAL GRIEVOUS #4(OF 4) TOP TEN BEYOND THE FARTHEST PRECINCT #1 (OF 5) ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN ANNUAL #1 ULTIMATE X-MEN #62 WEAPON X DAYS OF FUTURE NOW #2 (OF 5) WITCHBLADE #88

Books / Mags / Stuff ASIAN CULT CINEMA #47 DAREDEVIL VOL 4 HC DONT TREAD ON MY ROSARIES HIPIRA THE LITTLE VAMPIRE HC HUMOR CAN BE FUNNY TP ILLUSTRATED HISTORY OF UNION COUNTY TP INCREDIBLES TP JSA VOL 9 LOST TP LORNA DART-AN-GOR BY AZPIRI HC MARK SCHULTZ VARIOUS DRAWINGSVOL 1 SC MAXX BOOK FIVE TP NOBLE CAUSES VOL 4 BLOOD & WATER TP POWER PACK DIGEST TP QUEEN BEE SC RABBIS CAT GN SESAME STREET CINEMANGA VOL 1ELMO & ZOE FLY A KITE GN STORMBREAKER SAGA OF BETA RAYBILL TP SUPERMAN FOR TOMORROW VOL 2 HC SWAMP THING BOOK 2 LOVE IN VAIN TP TERRA OBSCURA VOL 2 TP TOMARTS ACTION FIGURE DIGEST #137 WOLVERINE SOULTAKER TP

What looks good to you?

-B

Garage Sale Aftermath....

Essentially, it was an awesome garage sale. Admittedly, you have to kind of stretch your definition of awesome to include "cold, drizzly, and underserved by foot traffic," but if you can, then yeah, it was awesome. Blessed be to Hibbs for letting me advertise the sale here and at the store--the bulk of the people who showed up were CE customers and subs who totally bowled over Edi with how funny, polite and kind they were. Most of them seemed pretty pleased with their purchases, to the point of more or less apologizing for robbing me blind by buying so many comic books and stuff at such low prices, but I was really happy to move some stuff and see people happy at getting a good deal. (As I've said, a comic store run by me would be out of business in six months.) Randy asked in a previous thread if the parting process was painful, but that all took place before I put stuff out to be sold. Once I did, I only wanted to see it gone (with the exception of my copy of The Megalomaniacal Spider-Man, which Sam convinced me to keep). The general foot traffic totally sucked, though: not only was it a horribly cold day that threatened to rain more than once in the first few hours, but considering it was supposed to be a hillwide garage sale day for Bernal Heights, there was nobody. I actually did better business with people walking their dogs at 9:00 a.m. than I did through registering through the neighborhood center for this community event. And I found out later that Cortland, the main street of Bernal, was apparently the place to be, with dealers staking out big sections of sidewalk and hawking their wares, and customers skipping from dealer to dealer with money all but falling out of their pockets. All that careful assembly of sets to appeal to the non-comics reader? Basically wasted. Grrr.

But, to get back to the point, I sold at least 1200 comics, half a dozen complete sets, about forty to fifty graphic novels, and cleared away four longboxes, thanks to Joel, Josh, their buddy who had worked all night (Chris, maybe?), Frank (the only one who showed up with a car and cleared away a longbox and a half all by himself), Robson, Sam, Brian, the Hibbs familia, and a couple of great passerby. This leaves me pretty well situated to try moving some stuff through Ebay after the wedding and the holidays and stuff.

Okay, work is a bit crazy today. Let's see if I can get out any reviews of something at some point...

Last Freakin' Garage Sale Update...

Because tomorrow is the big sale, and at the moment I'm trying to figure out if I should put prices on some of these odds and ends, like memory cards and stuff, or if that's just dumb. I'm really, really glad there are people like Hibbs who can do what they do, because if I was running a comic book store? It'd make it maybe a year, tops. I mean, I was glad to spend three bucks on the seventh issue of Shanna so I can now bag it with the other issues and sell the whole set tomorrow for six bucks. That's a hard thing to type knowing Brian is going to fall off his chair laughing when he reads it, but it's true. Another step I'm taking to make sure the whole realm of financial dumb-assedness is covered are trade paperbacks. I'm not actually selling that many of them, between fifty and sixty tops, but I'm pricing them at $3.00 apiece or 5 for $10. Some of this includes manga I didn't much care for (seeya, Heat Guy J!) but also some that I dearly love (seeya, first two volumes of Tezuka's Black Jack!), as well as stuff like Swamp Thing: Love and Death, Flash: The Death of Barry Allen, two different Jim Mahfood Grrl Scouts trades, Jack Staff, Stray Bullets, and others. I'm trying to make a garage sale that I've always wanted to go to and, apart from that one where I bought a hardcover first volume of Love & Rockets for a dollar, never have. Hopefully, some of you will want to attend as well.

Okay. So for the last time: This Saturday, the 13th, from 9:00 to 5:00 at 3225 Folsom Street, 94110. Edi said the tiny URL (http://tinyurl.com/bevxq) of the googlemap was inexact but it's still working fine for me. I planned out the trip on Muni through 511.org and you can see that list of what Bart and Muni busses to catch at http://tinyurl.com/7779k. In an earlier comments thread, pal Dave Robson also suggested either catching the J Church to Cesar Chavez and then hiking or bussing his way along that to Folsom, or catching the 22 to Folsom and then catching the 12. He says that should work, and I have no reason to doubt him.

Reviews on my end may be spotty but I figure I'll post something by Monday morning. I spent most of the day reading Alex Robinson's Tricked and maybe I'll be able to say a thing or two about my reaction to it then. But mainly I hope to be hanging out and selling comic books, and I hope I'll see some of you tomorrow.

And as I said previously, you can write me at pig.latin AT gmail.com if you have any questions you don't want to leave in comments.

Thanks and have a good weekend!

FUCK YEAH! (aka: FINALLY!)

Sorry to interrupt Jeff's "Please buy my shit so Edi doesn't eat my liver!" posts, but some good news here. As I mentioned already, the former Judge of the Marvel Class Action suit went bug-fuck insane and recused himself after the Appeal (Appellate? The law confuses me!) court told him he had to approve the Settlement

Well, we got a NEW Judge, Judge Khan (And dig, I get this image in my head of Bill Jemas shaking his fist at the sky, screaming, "KHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNNN!!!!") (I'm doing the obvious joke, so you don't have to)

Annnnnyway, Judge Khan signed off on the Settlement on Tuesday, 8/9, so we're basically a "done deal"

Apparently, the Settlement needs to be "entered" in the court (or something like that) -- basically, just the paperwork being routed where ever it needs to be in The System.

"How long will that take?" I asked. "Not sure" came the response -- apparently it usually just takes a couple of days, but could be 4-6 weeks if the wrong person is on vacation or something. I was told to expect "about a week"

Once the Settlement has been "entered", then it needs to be "Served" to Marvel, but my lawyers indicate that they believe that will be 24 hours from being entered, maybe within an hour or two (it is a short cab ride between legal offices!)

Once those two things are done there will be a 30 day period where the Settlement can be contested (by whom or what, I'm not sure, since both Marvel AND the Class have agreed on the Settlement). Once THAT period is finished, then Marvel has up to 30 days to pay the Class members. With any luck, they won't take the whole 30, but they do have the option.

So, if we were to pretend that the Settlement will be "entered" tomorrow, 8/12, and served on Monday, 8/15, then the 30 days to contest the Settlement would end on 9/15, and Marvel would have to make all payments in full by.... well, 10/15 is a Saturday, so Monday, 10/17. And, I suspect that "making payment" means "telling Diamond", and Diamond runs invoices on the weekend, so if they told Diamond on 10/17, the credits wouldn't show up until 10/26 invoicing. Marvel could make it before, if they so choose, of course, and I hope they release the credits on day #1 (9/16, in this example), instead of day #30.

I doubt that will happen, though :)

So that's what would happen if the Settlement were to be "entered" tomorrow -- the dates roll forward to when it ends up being "entered". Still, I feel pretty darn confident in saying that this will be 100% done with by Thanksgiving, at the outside, and it's possible it will be done before Halloween.

Hooray an' shit!

-B

Another Garage Sale Update....

Yes, another one. Don't worry. By Saturday night, this will all be over. So more cling-wrapping for sets, but I also decided to follow Hibbs' advice. He said if I wanted to guarantee that the stuff moves I should mark it ten for a buck. I kinda didn't want to do that considering the money I've spent on this stuff over time but then again, I want to sell it on Ebay even less. So I do hope some of you are planning on stopping by, because the post office's loss is your gain. I've got over seven long boxes of comics that are a dime apiece, and I think it's a pleasing mix of good, bad and indescribable. Those of you who remember how little I liked Mark Millar's run on MK Spider-Man, for example, will be pleased to know I'm selling all twelve issues of that for a dime apiece; a very large number of Waid's Fantastic Four and JMS's Amazing Spider-Man are in there, as is stuff I quite like but have replaced with trades, like Reload and Ministry of Space by Ellis, Ennis issues of Hellblazer, Fables, Boneyard, Age of Bronze, and a lot, lot more.

I also have a weird mix of older comix, not in mint condition or anything, but still well worth more than a dime, including an issue of Kirby's OMAC, Uncanny X-Men issues from around #175, a few obscure 100 page giants, that Baxter paper collection of Kirby's New Gods from the early '80s, a smattering of Master of Kung-Fu, and a oddly large number of issues of Spider-Woman.

After deciding to do the dime longboxes, I'm now worried that the sets are overpriced although they're mainly to appeal to people who want a complete story or set of stories in pack, which is why I'm selling the entire run of Burns' Black Hole for $10(!, if I do say so myself), the entire run of Global Frequency for $6.00, and the first two Blue Monday minis (plus one-shots) for $4.00. I've got more sets to make this evening (and probably tomorrow after work) but a lot of them are loose aggregations of Simpsons comics, or other things local parents might buy for their kids, and a few more things I'm trying to work out.

The two problem sets, both pricing and packaging, are the entire run of Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol, and Knights of the Dinner Table #46-104. I have no idea how to price them, and no idea, because of their size, how to package them. If you have any idea particularly as to a good price point, leave 'em in the comments.

God. With each sentence of this entry, I'm realizing there is not enough beer in the house to get all this done.

So there you have it. this Saturday, the 13th, from 9:00 to 5:00 at 3225 Folsom Street, 94110. Edi said the tiny URL (http://tinyurl.com/bevxq) of the googlemap was inexact but it works fine for me and I'm wondering if it's because she's using Safari as her browser. I planned out the trip on Muni through 511.org and you can see that list of what Bart and Muni busses to catch at http://tinyurl.com/7779k. And as I said previously, you can write me at pig.latin AT gmail.com if you have any questions you don't want to leave in comments.

Okay. Off to do something about that beer situation....

In Which Jeff Advertises His Upcoming Garage Sale...

The battle with cling wrap continues...or will be, shortly. It's already past two and I've pissed most of the day away watching G.I. Samurai (an old fave I just discovered was on DVD last night) and The Wicker Man, an old copy of which I discovered digging through my stuff. A great double-feature, but it doesn't bind up the ol' JLA/Avengers miniseries in cling wrap, unfortunately.... Anyway, what follows is the text that I posted to the garage sale section of Craigslist just now. Fortunately I can do stuff here that I couldn't or wouldn't on Craigslist and can give you both a tinyURL for the googlemaps location of the sale, and an email address in case you have any questions. I hope if you're in S.F. that day you'll think about coming by--I'm really trying to get rid of a lot of stuff and I'm throwing in some great loss leaders (if you ever wanted to boast about buying a Criterion DVD for less than $10, this would be your chance):

Comics! Toys! Video Games! All the stuff that makes life worth living—is being sold off at Jeff Lester's garage sale!

Come 'round 3225 Folsom (Two blocks up the hill from Cesar Chavez) on Saturday August 13th from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. to help make room for a new life of marital bliss.

Perfect condition PS2 games for $7! Mint on Card action figures for $4! Hellboy and Grendel action figures $5, mint on card! Godzilla playsets for $2! True Crime Cards! Sin City lunchbox for $4! A complete run of Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol—for less than cover price! Sets of: Bendis' Daredevil! Simpsons Comics! An entire run of New Avengers for less than half cover! Real Kirby! Faux Kirby And (God help me) hundreds more!

Where: 3225 Folsom (off Cesar Chavez) Google map at: http://tinyurl.com/bevxq

When: Saturday, August 13th 9:00a.m.-5:00 p.m.

A portion of the proceeds will be donated to the Bernal Heights Neighborhood Center.

Questions? Feel free to email me at pig.latin AT gmail.com

See you there!!