I'm not afraid of the dark!

DARK AVENGERS #1: So this is my theory, and it may be wrong.

Marvel has been very good, maybe especially amazingly good about judging the zeitgeist when it comes to their recent big events. CIVIL WAR and SECRET INVASION were both pretty prefect distillations of the nation's feelings at the time of their initial publication, and that's why they resonated so well with the comics audience, and sold so well. That's what pop comics are supposed to do, of course: reflect ourselves back at us so we can know ourselves better. One can argue this is a tradition that goes back to the start of Marvel, as well: what else are most of the original Marvel characters but perfect pictures of America's fears of the Bomb, the commies, the generational changes between "the 50s" and "the 60s"?

So my theory is this: Marvel (and Bendis, one presumes) really really thought that Obama was going to lose the presidency. Maybe this is from liberal self-loathing; maybe it was just playing the odds -- hell, even here in liberal pinko San Francisco, there's very few of my peers who thought the black guy REALLY had a chance.

Storylines are planned months ahead of time, of course. And once you start something down a certain path, it really is hard to change that path in a group-planning environment.

Because I'm not sure how to otherwise really explain DARK AVENGERS #1 coming out the day after the inauguration of our 44th president. Tonally, it's completely wrong. Here's a man who, in his first week, has strengthened the Freedom of Information Act; is doing his initial interviews with "the Muslim world" trying to show them that America is not their enemy; is shutting down Gitmo.

And in DARK AVENGERS #1 a loathsome and insane enemy takes over super-heroic security of the country, installing twisted parodies of some of our favorite heroes as though they were the real thing, and is ruling based on fear and blackmail and psychosis.

Well, fair enough that I have a few conservative friends who might argue that IS the undercurrent of America '09, but I think they're fair from the majority opinion this time around.

I don't want this to become a big political debate or anything, but the dissonance between watching our President speak, and the workings of America in the Marvel universe is pretty breathtaking -- it's like going to the opera and finding out tonight's selection is the Sex Pistol's greatest hits!

So, yeah, I think they were betting on McCain winning this thing. Could be wrong, but that's my theory and I am sticking with it for the moment.

Putting THAT aside, how was the comic itself?

Actually, surprisingly GOOD.

There was some fine storytelling going on here -- everything you might possibly need to know is right there within the pages of the comic itself, and it unfolded organically, as well as with a reasonable amount of suspense. There was a density of storytelling that I haven't gotten from a Bendis comic in some time -- this is a "crowded" book, with lots going on, and a lot of insight into the individual pieces.

This is one of Marvel's new $3.99 monthlies, but if it keeps this density, that might even be a reasonable price to pay.

The art is lovely and moody, the script is strong, what's not to like?

My one concern is two-fold (hm, does that even make sense?) -- this book's premise is a bit too much like that of THUNDERBOLTS (and TBOLTS changes it's premise a little bit, kinda, to match to that), but because of the high profile nature of the title and the characters, I really really don't see how you can get a lot more than a year out of the premise.

At least TBOLTS had places to run after it's big surprising reveal -- those were, largely, minor characters, who were wide open to change, and there were a number of themes of heroism and redemption that could be explored because of that, in several different directions.

DA really doesn't have that option, as I can see it -- not only CAN'T characters like Venom or Bullseye change or be redeemed or become heroic, the audience would really hate them for doing so.

In some ways, DA's premise reminds me (a SMIDGE) of that of THE SHIELD: bad bad people in charge of your security, and they're going to do bad bad things along the way to enrich themselves as well. The problems that I see is that, unlike Vic Mackey, Norman and his psychos are at the top of the food chain, and there's nothing, no chain of command, no leaders above them to reign them in, or hold them back. At best, you've got public opinion, but that's a weak chain for storytelling. What makes something like THE SHIELD so compelling was "How the fuck do the bad guys get away with this, get out of eating the shit sandwich they made... hell, make someone else eat that sandwich?" BUt that's because they were under CONSTANT scrutiny and political forces arrayed against them.

Plus, I really liked Vic Mackey in a way, and his honor, however twisted, that put his family's life as his main goal (even if he fucked it up constantly by being, y'know, corrupt and evil)

Not so with Norman, not so with the rest of the cast -- I don't feel an "in" there, the character to root for, or a path that things can go that won't end up by issue #12 having to be in the same place as the conclusion of THE SHIELD. The Dark Avengers don't seem to have anything to strive AGAINST.

So yeah, flawed premise, hard to see how it can last, completely wrong for the moment in history... and yet I thought it was GOOD, nonetheless. So figure, eh?

What did YOU think?

-B

Arriving 1/28/2009

Just let me finish the order form and ONOMATOPOEIA (both due tomorrow), and I'll get a review up -- tomorrow latest.

Meantime, here's what is arriving this week...

A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #97 (A) (C: 1-0-0)
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN EXTRA #2
ARCHIE #593
ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN #12 (RES)
AVENGERS INITIATIVE #21 DKR
BATMAN #685 (FOE)
BATMAN GOTHAM AFTER MIDNIGHT #9 (OF 12)
BATMAN THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD #1
BETTY & VERONICA DIGEST #191
BLUE BEETLE #35
BUCKAROO BANZAI BIG SIZE #1
CAPTAIN ACTION COMICS #2 SPARACIO CVR
CAPTAIN AMERICA #46
CARTOON NETWORK BLOCK PARTY #53
CITY OF DUST #4 A CVR LANGLEY
CROSSED #3 (OF 9)
DAREDEVIL #115
DARK TOWER TREACHERY #5 (OF 6)
DEAD AHEAD #2 (OF 3)
DRAGON PRINCE #4 JOHNSON CVR A
ENDERS SHADOW BATTLE SCHOOL #2 (OF 5)
FACES OF EVIL KOBRA #1 (FOE)
FANTASTIC FOUR #563
FERRYMAN #5 (OF 5)
FINAL CRISIS #7 (OF 7)
FINAL CRISIS REVELATIONS #5 (OF 5)
FRINGE #2 (OF 6) (RES)
GALVESTON #3 CVR A
GARTH ENNIS BATTLEFIELDS DEAR BILLY #1 (C: 0-1-0)
GHOST RIDER DANNY KETCH #4 (OF 5)
GLAMOURPUSS #5
GOLEM ONE SHOT
GREATEST HITS #5 (OF 6)
HERO SQUARED LOVE & DEATH #1 (OF 3) CVR A
INCREDIBLE HERCULES #125
JACK OF FABLES #30
JUGHEADS DOUBLE DIGEST #147
JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA #23 (FOE)
LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #50
MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR #44
MARVELS EYE OF CAMERA #3 (OF 6)
MISTER X CONDEMNED #2 (OF 4)
MS MARVEL #35 DKR
NEW AVENGERS #49 DKR
NINJA HIGH SCHOOL #166
NORTHLANDERS #14
NOVA #21
PROOF #16
PUNISHER WAR ZONE #6 (OF 6)
REIGN IN HELL #7 (OF 8)
RUNAWAYS 3 #6
SAVAGE #4 (OF 4)
SAVAGE DRAGON #144
SCOURGE OF GODS #1 (OF 3)
SHE-HULK 2 #37
SKAAR SON OF HULK #7
STAND CAPTAIN TRIPS #5 (OF 5)
STAR WARS LEGACY #32 FIGHT ANOTHER DAY PART 1 OF 2
SUPERMAN #684 (FOE)
TAROT WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE #54
TEEN TITANS #67 (FOE)
TERMINATOR REVOLUTION #2
TERRY MOORES ECHO #9
TRINITY #35
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #130
UMBRELLA ACADEMY DALLAS #3 (OF 6)
UNKNOWN SOLDIER #4
USAGI YOJIMBO #117
WAR THAT TIME FORGOT #9 (OF 12)
WILDCATS #7
WOLVERINE FIRST CLASS #11
WONDER WOMAN #28 (FOE)
WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ #2 (OF 8)
X-FORCE #11
X-MEN WORLDS APART #4 (OF 4)
YOUNG X-MEN #10
ZOMBIE TALES #10 CVR A

Books / Mags / Stuff
BATMAN THE MAN WHO LAUGHS TP
BERSERK TP VOL 27
BONE COLOR ED SC VOL 09 CROWN OF HORNS
CHARLIE BROWNS STRIPED YLLW T/S LG
CHARLIE BROWNS STRIPED YLLW T/S MED
CRIMINAL TP VOL 04 BAD NIGHT
DC LIBRARY SUPERMAN KRYPTONITE NEVERMORE HC
GREEN ARROW BLACK CANARY FAMILY BUSINESS TP
HUNTRESS YEAR ONE TP
JOURNEY TP VOL 02
JUXTAPOZ VOL 16 #2 FEB 2009
MARVEL 1985 PREM HC
ORANGE GN
PIXIE GN VOL 01 (OF 4)
PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES GN
PREVIEWS #245 FEBRUARY 2009
SECRET INVASION TP FANTASTIC FOUR
SHOWCASE PRESENTS HOUSE OF MYSTERY VOL 03
SKATE FARM GN VOL 01 (IDW)
STAR WARS LEGACY TP VOL 05
STAR WARS VECTOR TP VOL 01 CHAPTERS 1 & 2
STREETS OF GLORY TP
TANTRIC STRIPFIGHTER TRINA GN
TRANSHUMAN TP VOL 01
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN TP VOL 21 WAR OF THE SYMBIOTES
VICTORIAS SECRET SERVICE TP
WATCHMEN MOVIE AF ASST #1
WIZARD MAGAZINE #209 WATCHMAN MOVIE CVR
X-MEN PREM HC ORIGINAL SIN

What looks good to YOU?

-B

A long, long time ago...

I can still remember, how the comics used to make me smile... These days it's mostly just yawns or facepalms (or, in the case of FINAL CRISIS #6, both at the same time). I promised Brian I'd step up my contributions to the Savage Critics, which, given that I've had the consistency of Damon Lindelof lately, that's totally fair. Except I then spent two weeks scouring the new releases, looking for anything interesting enough to talk about; hell, I'd settle for some controversial news items, but all I've got is JEFF PARKER'S ON EXILES:

 

 

And I seriously doubt anyone cares about that except me.

It may just be that January's a slow month, and the only noteworthy new launches tie into either DARK REIGN or FINAL CRISIS, and I'm pretty much just waiting for them to be over at this point. So rather than analyze a specific issue in depth, I'm going to run some old-school bullet points this week. UNCANNY X-MEN ANNUAL #2: You know, ever since Matt Fraction went solo on UNCANNY X-MEN, the book's felt a bit... flat to me. It's basically turned into a string of unrelated subplots that don't seem to go anywhere: Magneto teams up with the High Evolutionary, then they disappear for six months while Madelyne Pryor resurfaces and starts putting her own team together, only no one seems to care about that because Colossus has gone AWOL and Emma's having a Moment of Angsty Introspection (tm Tom Welling). It all amounts to a rather disjointed Big Picture, which is pretty much the same problem with this Annual - the story's a sloppy mess even by X-Men standards, constantly jumping back and forth to retcon a link between Namor and Emma Frost (ostensibly because of the whole PURPLE REIGN thing), and it's just... I have no idea what Fraction's trying to do here. Maybe it's an attempt to make White Queen-era Emma more sympathetic, but I've had enough frou-frou apologia from the nice folks over at HEROES. And the dialogue... "You're not my prince. Do you always smell like that?" "Yes. Do you?" I say thee EH.

X-FACTOR #39: Peter David gets a cookie for thinking up a rather inventive way out of the whole parenthood storyline. Unfortunately, the end result takes us to a rather conventional place, a place that's become such a tired cliche in the superhero genre that I can't help thinking it would've been a gutsier, more creative move to see things through, so to speak. Even the sharpest character moments, like Siryn's reaction immediately after the Big Twist, are muted because they're so familiar, bordering on tedious. So that cookie has to be, I don't know, bran or something like that. Not as much fun as chocolate chip, but it's OKAY to chew on for a while.

WAR MACHINE #2: Wow. This... really hasn't gotten any better, has it? I mean, I was willing to write the first issue off as a fluke, because I still think of Greg Pak as the guy who wrote PHOENIX: ENDSONG and that cute WARLOCK miniseries with the surprise ending. But this is just... page 7, that splash of War Machine with half of North America's arsenal strapped to his back? That's straight out of the Dark Ages, people. We're talking Rob Liefeld pecs-out-to-there guns-guns-guns Dark Ages. And then on page 17, War Machine... turns into a tank? I have no idea. Though that makes it a nice tie-in to the TRANSFORMERS movie, which was also about stuff getting blown up and not much else. AWFUL, because I can understand Golden Age retro and I can understand Silver Age retro, but why anyone would want to go back to the days of tin-foil radioactive sub-atomic tri-fold variant covers is beyond me.

STARSLIP: Technically not a new release (or, you know, a comic) but I'd like to point out that Kris Straub has just one-upped DC with his latest storyline by: A) destroying the universe, B) permanently displacing his cast into an alternate timeline two years in the past, which means everything you know is not wrong because it did happen and the characters are now scrambling to rewrite history, and C) blowing up the universe actually had a purpose, as it gave Straub an in-story reason to go from this to this. (Okay, that's technically a three-up.) And to top it all off, he's kept me laughing the whole damn way. EXCELLENT.

Graeme Finds Out That Some Wars Are, In Fact, Good For Absolutely Somethin'. Huh.

THE WAR AT ELLSMERE is the kind of book that makes you wonder why its author - in this case, Faith Erin Hicks, who did Zombies Calling a couple of years ago for SLG, which was also a lot of fun - isn't much better known and feted as a "meteoric talent" or "one to watch" or something similar by a hundred bloggers. To spoil the review, let's start with me telling you that it's Very Good, and go from there.


It's a tough book to talk about, because what makes it work so well is the execution as much as anything else; to talk about the plot could make it sound a little too like a less magical, less sentimental Harry Potter (although, I admit, if there was a new "The [Blank] at Ellsmere" book every year, I'd be a happy man) or like too many other stories; a poor girl gets into an exclusive private school on a scholarship and discovers a world of snobbery, cliques and mystery. But Hicks isn't a lazy writer, and for every familiar plot device she uses, she gives it enough honesty and originality to win you over nonetheless (The dynamic between heroine Juniper and lead Mean Girl Emily is more complex than you might expect, and more interesting because of it, for example); for all their familiarity, the characters feel individual and not like stereotypes, and you believe in them.

(Also, the argument can be made that YA fiction - of which this is definitely an example, and in a weird way, the Minx book that never was, although that sounds like more of a backhanded compliment than was intended, especially considering the critical/commercial failure of much of that line. It has much more... energy, perhaps? Enthusiasm? than any of the Minx books, and feels much less studied and focused, in a good way; perhaps it's a good model for what Minx could have been - can get away with a more familiar, simpler story with more familiar, simpler characters. I'm not sure that I completely believe that, but something that I kept thinking throughout the entire book was that it was a perfect book for its target audience, and not in the negative sense.)

All of this is helped considerably by Hicks' art, which has progressed from Zombies Calling towards something simpler, more graphic and immediate - Yeah, I know there've been comparisons to Bryan Lee O'Malley's Scott Pilgrim art, but there are as many differences as similarities, to be honest. It's like a scruffier take on something like Craig McCracken's stuff, but with the occasional surprising note of something unexpected (No-one else will see this, but I swear there's some Dave McKean in there. Some Hope Larson and Craig Thompson, too), but all without seeming too derivative and managing to feel all of its own style, at the same time. If nothing else, take a look at the book for the art alone - especially Cassie talking about trees on pages 63 and 64. It's a wonderful-looking book.

I'm almost suspicious of liking something as much as I did this book; I second-guess myself and wonder if I'm missing some flaw that everyone else will see straight away, or whether I've been lured in by great art and enjoyable story and there's some larger ART point that I've forgotten (That last one I tend to get over pretty quickly), but fuck it: This book isn't perfect (the ending is a little too "THERE MUST BE A SEQUEL") or for everyone; people who want to see Bullseye dress up as Hawkeye and shoot arrows through people might not appreciate it, but who cares? It looks great and warms the heart, while making you smile and worry that everything'll turn out okay. Like I said at the start; it really is very good.

Graeme's 10 Thoughts About Showcase Presents: Brave And Bold Volume 3

1. The title - SHOWCASE PRESENTS: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD BATMAN TEAM-UPS VOLUME 3 - feels as if DC was trying to win some kind of award for longwindedness; would it have killed them to just call it SHOWCASE PRESENTS: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD VOLUME 3 instead? I know, they're probably trying to plan ahead for when they do Showcases of the non-Haney/Aparo issues, but still.

2. If, like me, you've been following the series eagerly up until this point, Bob Haney's weird and poetic way with words has not only become normal by now, but also comforting in a way. "The Brave and Bold Beat continues! Miss it never!" Miss it never? It's like Bizarro Stan Lee, but it works.

3. Also wonderful: The operatic, emotional Batman that Haney writes. Never mind the dour, grim Dark Knight people are familiar with, this is a Batman so filled with life that he'll literally shake a fist in the air and swear an oath if needs be... but also one so secure in his manliness that he's got no problem calling Aquaman beautiful at the end of one story.

4. To be fair to Bats, Aquaman is pretty beautiful in that particular story, thanks to Jim Aparo's lovely, lovely art. Aparo's work in this collection is variable; you can see when he's rushed and hacking it out, at times, but there are also some pages that just make you wonder why he's never really gotten his due as an artist. As someone who first came across his work in Batman and the Outsiders, but soon came to consider his Batman as "the" Batman of my childhood, it's somewhat gratifying to see that the preteen me wasn't entirely lacking in taste.

5. Something that's very apparent in black and white: What a magpie Aparo could be, stylistically. There are some very Neal Adams-ish panels in this book, and during the Sgt. Rock issues, some great Joe Kubert-style touches in the inking.

6. The Batman scene in last week's Final Crisis that everyone's not been talking about? Add in some ridiculous narration and that could've easily been the opening to one of the stories in here; the follow-up, of course, would be precisely the same follow-up that Morrison is inevitably going to end up doing himself - Batman lost in either time (the Forever People solution) or the Life Trap (Morrison's Mister Miracle solution), and fighting his way out by being the Ultimate Man. Morrison's Batman was pretty much always Haney's, but a little bit older and grumpier, anyway.

(6.5. I pretty much think that FINAL CRISIS #6 was Good, all of the problems with it, aside; I liked the choppy sense of immediacy that Morrison brings to the writing, the genuine sense of emergency and everything happening at once making it feel like a Crisis, if not necessarily the "Final" one... Whether that's intentional or the result of rewrites, I'm not entirely sure, but it still worked for me; I also like that a lot of it happens off-panel, but not in such a way that you feel completely cheated, or at least, not yet. It's a shame that deadline issues and stupid production mistakes - Since when was Mister Miracle white? How is Hourman in two places at once at the end of this issue? - have killed a lot of this series' momentum, because it's really kind of awesome, in its own way. That said, I still think that it's definitely not the kind of thing that linewide event books are made of, and that it suffers from its more overt attempts to fit into that hole.)

7. Haney's choices for guest-stars is enjoyably B-list, for the most part (Wildcat, Mister Miracle and the Metal Men all appear in more than one story in this collection), and when big-name heroes appear, it's not as fun (Well, with the exception of the Green Lantern story).

8. That Green Lantern story, though... Man. It made me realize how much of this book - and the previous two collections -don't fit into what we now think of as the superhero formula. For one thing, they're mostly devoid of supervillains; lowlife hoods or criminal masterminds, sure, but guys in costumes with superpowers? Not so much. And, as over the top as the emotion may be, there's no angst or soap opera; it's literally "Here we are introducing the concept, here we are dealing with it, now we're done."

9. That economy - and, to be honest, also the way in which you get the idea that Haney might be ripping off whatever the movie or TV show he saw last night may have been (Seriously, how else do you get a story where Batman gets mentally tortured with the latest brainwashing techniques and almost breaks after following Green Lantern once he defects?) - really reminded me of early 2000AD, especially John Wagner and Alan Grant's stuff before they started taking themselves more seriously. On the one hand, they were hacking the stuff out, trying to write as many pages as possible as quickly as possible while still being entertaining, but "hack" is too much of pejorative to use, because the stories are still readable - enjoyable - and successful in what they set out to do decades later. Someone needs to tell me what this kind of thing is called when you're trying not to insult it (Pulpy? No, that's not it, either).

10. If these collections were weekly, they wouldn't come out quick enough for me. Fun, stupid, thrilling and never-really-giving-a-fuck, this book was Excellent.

Arriving 1/21/2009

I'm nearly undrowned, but not quite...

Here's what is shipping this week (And, he said, editing the original post, while Monday WAS a holiday, it was not a UPS holiday, so comics are WEDNESDAY, per usual:

100 BULLETS #99
1001 ARABIAN NIGHTS ADVENTURES OF SINBAD #7
2000 AD #1617
3 GEEKS SLAB MADNESS #1 (OF 3)
AIR #6
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #584
ANGEL AFTER THE FALL #16
ASTONISHING X-MEN #28
BETTY & VERONICA SPECTACULAR #87
BIRDS OF PREY #126 (FOE)
BLACK LIGHTNING YEAR ONE #2 (OF 6)
BRAVE AND THE BOLD #21
CAPTAIN AMERICA THEATER OF WAR AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL
CONAN THE CIMMERIAN #7
DARK AVENGERS #1 DKR
DARK DELICACIES #1
DARKNESS #74 KEOWN CVR A
DOCTOR WHO FORGOTTEN #6
DR DOOM MASTERS OF EVIL #1
ELEPHANTMEN #15
EPILOGUE #4
FACES OF EVIL DEATHSTROKE #1 (FOE)
FALLEN ANGEL IDW #33
FINAL CRISIS SUPERMAN BEYOND #2 (OF 2)
GARTH ENNIS BATTLEFIELDS NIGHT WITCHES #3 (OF 3)
GHOST RIDER #31
GIANT-SIZE GRIMM FAIRY TALES #1
GREEN LANTERN #37 (FOE)
GUARDIANS OF GALAXY #9
HACK SLASH SERIES #19 SEELEY CVR A
HELLBLAZER #251
JUGHEAD #193
JUGHEAD AND FRIENDS DIGEST #31
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #29 (FOE)
KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #147
LONE RANGER AND TONTO #2
MARVEL ADVENTURES AVENGERS #32
MIGHTY AVENGERS #21 DKR
MOON KNIGHT #26
MYSTERIUS THE UNFATHOMABLE #1 (OF 6)
NEW EXILES #17
PALS N GALS DOUBLE DIGEST #128
PUNISHER FRANK CASTLE MAX #66
ROBIN #182 (FOE)
RUINS #1
SCOOBY DOO #140
SIMPSONS COMICS #150
SPAWN #188
SPIDER-MAN NOIR #2 (OF 4)
SPIRIT #25
SQUADRON SUPREME 2 #7
STAR TREK COUNTDOWN #1
STAR WARS KNIGHTS OF OLD REPUBLIC #37 PROPHET MOTIVE PART 2
STORMWATCH PHD #18
SUPERGIRL #37 (FOE)
SUPERMAN BATMAN ANNUAL #3
TANGENT SUPERMANS REIGN #11 (OF 12)
THUNDERBOLTS #128 DKR
TINY TITANS #12
TRINITY #34
UNCANNY X-MEN ANNUAL #2 DKR
VIGILANTE #2 (FOE)
WAR MACHINE #2 DKR
WEAPON X FIRST CLASS #3 (OF 3)
WOLVERINE ORIGINS #32
WORLD OF WARCRAFT #15
X-FACTOR #39
X-FILES #3 (OF 6)
X-MEN KINGBREAKER #2 (OF 4)
X-MEN LEGACY #220
X-MEN MANIFEST DESTINY #5 (OF 5) CORRECTED COPY
YTHAQ FORSAKEN WORLD #2 (OF 3)

Books / Mags / Stuff
ANGORA NAPKIN GN
ARCHIE NEW LOOK SERIES TP VOL 02 JUGHEAD THE MATCHMAKER
BACK ISSUE #32
BATMAN THE STRANGE DEATHS OF BATMAN TP
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER OMNIBUS TP VOL 06
COMPLETE ARANZI HOUR TP
ESSENTIAL WOLVERINE TP VOL 01 NEW PTG
FANTASTIC FOUR VISIONARIES JOHN BYRNE TP VOL 00
FLASH EMERGENCY STOP TP
GANTZ TP VOL 03
GON VOL 07
GORGEOUS AND HUNG SC (A)
HARLEY QUINN PRELUDES AND KNOCK KNOCK JOKES TP
IMMORTAL IRON FIST TP VOL 03 BOOK OF IRON FIST
INDIANA JONES IDOL REPLICA BANK
IRON MAN DIRECTOR OF SHIELD TP IRON HANDS
JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #280
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA LIGHTNING SAGA TP
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA SANCTUARY HC
MISS DONT TOUCH ME GN
PATH OF THE ASSASSIN TP VOL 14 BAD BLOOD
SECRET INVASION TP CAPTAIN MARVEL
SECRET INVASION TP HOME INVASION
SECRET INVASION TP WAR MACHINE
STUART & KATHRYN IMMONENS NEVER BAD AS YOU THINK HC
SUPERMAN SHADOWS LINGER TP
TED MCKEEVER LIBRARY HC VOL 02 EDDY CURRENT
TEZUKAS BLACK JACK TP VOL 03
TOKYO DAYS BANGKOK NIGHTS TP
TOMARTS ACTION FIGURE DIGEST #174

What looks good to YOU?

-B

The New TILTING is up!

Personally, I think I did a really good job this month. You can judge for yourself, by going here.

Dirk Deppey calls the beginning A "feelgood throat-clearing", and I know why he does, but, honestly, a lot of that is the great feelings that Ben's school instills in me for the Future and America.

Like I JUST got back this morning from the school, and Jazz musician Marcus Shelby (who is one of the "Artists in Residence" there) just performed a concert for the kids. In between songs he talked about Obama's presidency, and MLK and Rosa Parks, and all of the first graders and Kinders got up to sing "We Shall Overcome", and I had a genuine lump in my throat.

It is easy to be cynical; but I'm trying to live for Hope these days...

Anyway, go read the column, lemme know what you think!!

-B

You already know what happens, right?

Final Crisis #6 (of 7):

Oh no, he's come for my interest in this series!

Hang on - let me run for a bit. Get that blood flowing. A little Speed Force never hurt! If there's one thing about this issue that really stands out to me, a Grant Morrison tragic, it's how the Doomsday Singularity and its accordant collapse of Earthly reality has resulted in a quantity of infinite Morrisons.

Look! The Atoms are shoving off on an emergency trip to a new reality not unlike the Atom 1,000,000 story in the old DC One Million 80-Page Giant, and the Marvel family is pulling off a depowering stunt not unlike that from the Black Adam climax of 52! You know about Batman this issue, right? His little throwdown with Darkseid evokes both The Invisibles and JLA: Rock of Ages, all while rolling around in Seven Soldiers references (visual and otherwise) and literally concluding Batman: R.I.P. - it's the heart of the storm, after all.

There's a great little joke(?) in that; if R.I.P. was a dark version of Morrison's All Star Superman, the shared-universe Gotham to a fabulously aloof Metropolis, then it's very fitting that Batman's *GASP* *CHOKE* violation of his twin vows against killing and discharging firearms outside of an authorized target range should recall the finale of a crucial All Star influence, Superman: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?, in which what happened to the Man of Tomorrow was that he killed a reality-crushing threat and then had to scrub his confirmed capacity for murder away with fast-acting Gold Kryptonite. Morrison's Batman is darker to the end, shooting the essence of evil and dooming himself to a succession of hopeless lives-within-life.

Well, until he gets out. And he will - Morrison says so through a separate allusion: Darkseid's chamber as the Dark Side Club. Final Crisis itself has always functioned as something of a mirror image of Seven Soldiers -- transformed from a set of songs about superhero renewal to an all-out black alert of evil creativity remaking the world into shit and struggle -- so why not have Batman relive (and relive, and relive) Mister Miracle's run-in with the Omega Sanction? Shit, we know he's coming back now, because Mister Miracle is standing around elsewhere in the issue! His whole 'not really dying' thing was the last image of Seven Soldiers! You're wrong - Batman (and Robin) will never die!! It's Lex Luthor's stifled yawn at Final Crisis #1's roast of the Martian Manhunter on a cosmic scale, the enthusiastic shrug of Writers and Time Tailors midwifing the Fifth World from the stuff of innumerable alternate numbers.

Is that guy on the skis still behind me? Oops, shouldn't have lo

There's fundamental problems with Final Crisis #6. Mainly, it's sort of boring and the art isn't very good. It's probably a decent model of how a supercompressed comic can go wrong, devoting mannered attention to uninteresting plot devices while sapping the immediacy of the work's flow. Morrison, for his part, has already promised that the final issue will zip beyond supercompression into something that's "almost a new style." Channel-zapping comics, apparently fit for the televisions surrounding Nix Uotan’s head.

I hope that happens. I certainly thought the frenzied second half of last issue was as good as the series has ever been, with Morrison and his rapidly expanding art team really starting to cook all the DCU's clashy superhero concepts and their planet-spanning peril into a bubbling stew of absurd glee. To switch metaphors, it was very loud and very layered, and merrily discordant in the way a collage of diverse metahuman properties probably ought to be when thrown together by a dire threat. It's the patchwork coat of Seven Soldiers facing an especially tough wash cycle, one that threatens to soak out all the ill-fitting superhero style, all the idealism of the construct. Decadence! Anti-Life!

Unfortunately, this is neither last issue nor next issue, and it isn't terribly keen on universe-shattering metaphors rendered in broad genre strokes, or even much in the way of cacophonic style. In fact, it's the very picture of aesthetic conservatism in Event comics, a deeply formulaic plot-resolution-through-hitting piece, the kind of thing that settles on lining up the subplots and knocking them off with a minimum of fuss (if a maxiumum of space, since there's a lot of field to plow). It could have worked too, I guess, had the series been particularly effective at building up subplots in a traditional manner.

But earlier issues focused Morrison's density of content mainly on burbling, doomy mood, with dozens of flavors of corruption arriving to sour the good world, slowly. Superman's specific plight, for example, was never all that well-tuned as a plot point -- an explosion hits the Daily Planet juuust right, sending Lois Lane into a near-death state that only Clark's frequent attention can preserve, at which point he's whisked away to a tie-in -- but that didn't quite matter, because it mainly functioned as the concept of heroic self-sacrifice fading in luster as a distraction from endemic problems. And when Anti-Life struck, the results tossed the series and concepts into disarray, sometimes strikingly so.

Here, however, the series primarily hones in on specific resolutions to the conflicts facing specific groups of superheroes, few of which prove to be interesting. I imagine the Tattooed Man summoning the mark of Metron to his face in resistance to Anti-Life is supposed to be rousing, but there really hasn't been much done with his character save for a bog-standard redemption arc in a tie-in, to say nothing of the Green Arrow/Black Canary conflict, which leans entirely on the reader's preexisting investment in the characters for even the slightest resonance.

I mean, I'm 12 years old, so I laughed at Talky Tawny ripping a mean tiger's guts out and straightening his bow tie, sure, but the final fate of Bad Mary Marvel amounts to little more than Freddy Freeman puzzling out a (pretty obvious) means of depowering her, then goodness restoring itself via a decent pair of slacks. There's hardly any impact, partially because we're now up to six credited artists, some of which appear more rushed than others and none of which manage much panache in the midst of keeping the story information straight, but also because few of the subplots have to foundation to withstand the focus they're given. It all seems like a lot of flying around over nothing; pages filled up, maybe some pieces being put in place for future storylines.

It's not all dreary, no. Sometimes the flavor creeps though. I liked the first three pages a lot, a perfectly Morrisonian slice of silly high science synching up with superheroic wonder; the feeling it engenders manages to overcome the glaring absence of a pertinent tie-in issue, late in true Final Crisis fashion. These things have power. Style has power. Form. This issue seems so beholden to typical concerns, just far enough off from the series' poise to knock the whole thing down.

I wonder if it can get up? Maybe I can still escape the Black Racer. Maybe I'll think of Batman, and live by his example. Ah, but how am I supposed to embrace the poetic resonance of Bruce Wayne shooting a god with the very bullet that caused the series' first murder, the very kind of weapon that moved Batman to begin, when it's conveyed through a plot apparatus that requires all the legions of Darkseid to have somehow forgotten to check the Caped Crusader's utility belt for dangerous items in all the time he'd been held captive? Kind of a synecdoche for the whole series, that. What kind of asshole world conquerors are these?! Maybe the whole series is really a critique of governmental mismanagement? A little realistic. Let's get going to the next plane. EH.

Arriving 1/13/2009

Yay, ANOTHER week with very little different comics. Y'know, it is a lot harder to prevent "January is dead" from coming true when publishers don't send us much to sell! This is my smallest invoice in a really really long time...

ACTION COMICS #873 (FOE)
AMAZING SPIDER-GIRL #28
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #583
ANGEL AFTER THE FALL CVR GALLERY
ANITA BLAKE VH LAUGHING CORPSE #4 (OF 5)
ARCHIE DOUBLE DIGEST #195
ARMY @ LOVE THE ART OF WAR #6 (OF 6)
BATMAN CONFIDENTIAL #25
BIG HERO 6 #5 (OF 5)
BOOSTER GOLD #16 (FOE)
BPRD BLACK GODDESS #1 (OF 5)
CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI 13 #9
CARTOON NETWORK ACTION PACK #33
CIVIL WAR HOUSE OF M #5 (OF 5)
CLEANERS #2 (OF 4)
DEADPOOL #6 DKR
DEATH DEFYING DEVIL #2
DMZ #38
DOCTOR WHO CLASSICS SERIES 2 #2
DREAMLAND CHRONICLES IDW #7
E-MAN THE IDOL (ONE SHOT)
FABLES #80
FACES OF EVIL PROMETHEUS #1 (FOE)
FALL OF CTHULHU APOCALYPSE #2 (OF 4) CVR A
FINAL CRISIS #6 (OF 7)
GEN 13 #26
GHOST WHISPERER THE MUSE #2
GI JOE #1
GRAVEL #8
GREEN ARROW BLACK CANARY #16 (FOE)
GREEN LANTERN CORPS #32 (FOE)
I KILL GIANTS #7 (OF 7)
INVINCIBLE #58 (RES)
LOCKE & KEY HEAD GAMES #1
LORDS OF AVALON KNIGHTS OF DARKNESS #3 (OF 6)
LOVE AND CAPES #9
MAD MAGAZINE #498
MANHUNTER #38
MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #47
MARVEL ADVENTURES SUPER HEROES #7
NIGHTWING #152 (FOE)
NOVA ORIGIN RICHARD RIDER
PERHAPANAUTS #5
PHANTOM ANNUAL #2
PUNISHER WAR ZONE #5 (OF 6)
RESISTANCE #1 (OF 6)
SIMON DARK #16
SOLOMON KANE #4 (OF 5)
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #196
STAR TREK LAST GENERATION #3
SUPER FRIENDS #11
TERMINATOR SALVATION MOVIE PREQ #1 (OF 4)
TITANS #9 (FOE)
TRINITY #33
WASTELAND #23
WITCHBLADE #123
WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ #2 (OF 8)
X-INFERNUS #2 (OF 4)
X-MEN SPIDER-MAN #3 (OF 4)
YOUNG LIARS #11

Books / Mags / Stuff
ALTER EGO #83
ANITA BLAKE VH TP FIRST DEATH
ANNIHILATION CONQUEST TP BOOK 02
DAREDEVIL PREM HC BORN AGAIN
ECLIPSO MUSIC OF THE SPHERES TP
G FAN #86
GHOST TALKERS DAYDREAM TP VOL 03
HEAVY METAL MAR 2009 #121
HOUSE OF MYSTERY TP VOL 01 ROOM AND BOREDOM
HULK VISIONARIES PETER DAVID TP VOL 06
MARVEL ADVENTURES TP VOL 01 TRIPLE THREAT DIGEST
MYTH OF 8 OPUS GN DOOMED BATTALION NEW PTG
PARADE WITH FIREWORKS TP
PIGEONS FROM HELL TP
ROUGH STUFF #11
SHOWCASE PRESENTS HOUSE OF MYSTERY TP VOL 01 NEW PTG
SLUM NATION HC VOL 02 CRAZY OF LOVE
SLUM NATION HC VOL 03 LIKE A ROLLING STONE
SPARROW WILLIAM WRAY HC
TOYFARE #139 GI JOE MOVIE CVR
WALKING DEAD OMNIBUS HC VOL 02
X-FORCE TP VOL 01 ANGELS DEMONS
ZOMBIE COP GN

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-B

I'm going to tell you some things I've thought about saying to several Americans, and various foreigners too: And I didn't think I'd get the chance

The Winter Men Winter Special

God, The Winter Men. Where did this thing start publishing? Atlas/Seaboard? Was issue #1 published on the date of my birth? Be this my destiny to write a spoiler-packed internet review of the final issue? Is this really the final issue? Two and a quarter years after the last one?

I mean, that's pretty remarkable. That it's here, I mean. A lot of things happen in 27 months - plans change, publishers shift gears. The WildStorm of 2009 is very different from the WildStorm of 2006, far less inclined toward supporting a self-contained quasi-superhero book, or really much of anything that isn't a shared-universe title or some media tie-in thing. Oddly enough, one of the few exceptions has been the 2007-08 Peter Milligan/C.P. Smith series The Programme, which dealt with the deadly return of a hidden legacy from the Cold War, much like The Winter Men, although all 12 of its issues were released within the gap between this Winter Special and its direct predecessor.

But at least the new comic is here. And 40 pages long! With no ads! A real ending, just as promised! It's a rare thing for a seemingly dead series to even get such a chance, and rarer yet that it's not only VERY GOOD, and a very logical, satisfying part of a whole, but oddly contemporary too, as if it somehow had to show up in 2009, even as it bears the marks of earlier times. Doesn't the 'Winter Special' designation seems like a wink at the old seasonal specials WildStorm used to run every so often? Actually, the Wildstorm Winter Special came out in late 2004, back when this series was still cooking, though not yet published.

Here, let me explain.

As far as public knowledge goes, The Winter Men was initially intended as an eight-issue Vertigo miniseries. The creators were writer Brett Lewis -- best known at the time for his contributions to Bulletproof Monk, a 1998-99 Flypaper Press production for Image that later got adapted into a movie, albeit without credit to the comic's working-for-hire creative team (which also included artist Michael Avon Oeming) -- and artist John Paul Leon, working in collaboration with colorist Dave Stewart and letterer John Workman. A two-page sample of the upcoming miniseries appeared in the April 2003 Vertigo X Anniversary Preview, a promotional pamphlet that the reader was given the privilege of paying 99 cents for; neither Stewart nor Workman were credited in that excerpt, and both the colors and letters would change when the pages later appeared in the series proper.

And as it went, those two pages were the only Winter Men material actually published by Vertigo; by the time issue #1 appeared in August 2005, the series had become part of the short-lived WildStorm Signature Series line of creator-owned works (with DC Comics retaining the applicable trademarks), although Vertigo senior editor Will Dennis shared an editing credit with WildStorm's Alex Sinclair on issues #1 and #2, suggesting that the switchover came a good ways into production.

(tangentally, the Vertigo X preview also featured coverage of another famously troubled work, Garth Ennis' & Steve Dillon's perpetually forthcoming 'literary' comics opus City Lights - "there's no stopping us now," declared Ennis, inaccurately)

When it eventually arrived -- and I'll confess I only picked that first issue up when I heard people enthusing about it online -- The Winter Men already seemed a bit like something from years earlier, a 'superhero' comic wherein the superhero elements were pushed as far to the back as possible, as was the trend among several of Marvel's early 21st century projects under the tenure of president Bill Jemas.

Yet it sure didn't read like a Marvel comic of that time, or 2005 for that matter - loaded with narration and labels and dialogue and tight, buzzing panels, the first issue seemed the very antithesis of decompressed 'widescreen' comics, with Leon's modulated linework (thick 'n inky up close, scratchily cartooned in longview) blending with Stewart's muted palette and solid hues to create a tone more akin to some handsomely understated European album than nearly any North American super-comic. The plot was both intricate and enigmatic; Lewis' density of scripting focused mainly on detailed scenes redolant with offhanded cultural references and carefully metered dialogue, as if to evoke a very intuitive translation of something originally in Russian. Bits of story progression were sometimes only sprinkled among chit-chat about the Moscow power grid or the web structure of Russian organized crime.

The primary narrator and key anti-hero was Kris, a former Spetsnaz man and self-styled poet who was once a member of Red-11, a Soviet-originated team of specialists clad in flying armored suits, nominally for use in dangerous missions but really to act as a check against the nation's potentially dangerous superhuman program, which was centered around a near-legenday propoganda figure known as the Hammer of the Revolution. All of these competing forces were known collectively as the Winter Men, even as they were tasked by design with destroying one another for power's or suppression's sake - draw your own USSR metaphor.

But it wasn't superhumans that killed the Red-11 squad. They suffered a crushing defeat in Chechnya -- presumably the First Chechen War, with all accordant symbolism as per the troubles of the post-Soviet Russia -- and the haunted Kris was left a man between useful seasons, doing odd, dirty jobs for judges and the mayor of Moscow. This frozen state led him to a confrontation with Drost, a lifelong soldier for something or another and a fellow ex-Red-11, who agreed to swap a quick resolution to a nagging criminal-political matter (in the series' privatized Moscow, a free-for-all among rival gangs and governmental bodies, crime and politics are pretty much the same thing) for a no-win murder/kidnapping case involving a young girl who got a black-market liver transplant from what turned out to be a Very Special Source: a potential superhuman.

Needless to say, the plot then spread to include approximately half the population of northern Eurasia, with a special emphasis on three of Kris' four surviving Red-11 teammates: Drost, the aforementioned soldier; Nikki, the gangster; and Nina, the bodyguard. A mystery teammate known only as "the Siberian" remained off-page.

Kris travelled to America to infiltrate the Russian mob and crack its organ trade. He faced off with the CIA, and raised an army in Western Asia with a handful of money. He murdered trusting friends in cold blood, got lambasted for never moving forward, got a mafiya tattoo urging him (specifically his fist) to move forward, and never saw his wife leave him. Hell, he even rescued the little girl at the end of issue #3, although it soon became clear that the saga was far from over.

All the while, writer Lewis structured each issue as a discreet unit, with each chapter's action broken off from the others by time's passage and shifts in location (hardly a trait of decompressed superhero comics!). And even within each issue, small segments would bump Kris forward in time -- months and months pass in issue #2's America alone -- as his narration doled out pertinant trivia and background information. Often, while sinking deeper and deeper into the international conspiracy, Kris would opine as to the obsessive-compulsive nature of the old Soviet intelligence, never prone to allowing for coincidence - it sometimes came off as Lewis trying to cover for his less tenable plot contortions, just as all that lived-in detail occasionally seemed like heavy research getting plopped onto the page.

Also in issue #3, as he waited to brief CIA operatives on his mission, Kris mused that "I'll have to leave out some small other things too -- and with what's left -- the story becomes difficult." That later became very important.

Issue #4 of the series didn't arrive until April 2006. Scott Dunbier had become the editor, and suddenly, according to the cover, the miniseries was only going to be six issues. All that despite the issue itself posing as an Interlude (one suspects for the halfway mark), focused on Kris & Nikki driving around town, picking up protection money, restoring citizens' power, discussing the plot, drinking heavily with strangers and shooting a man in the head at the behest of a local judge.

I think that was when I realized that the series was truly something, a crime comic matched perfectly with a vividly drawn foreign locale, and warm and authentic friendships (and very crisp dialogue) contrasted harshly with moments of amoral cruelty, the former informing the tolerance of the latter. The superhero content acted as strict, potent metaphor, the dangerous days of a world superpower recalled with wonder and fear, and the people left scrambling for dangerous shards of that old Communist power in a post-super world, after the big times ended. Even the romantic/terrible grit of lawless Moscow was real enough to work; when Nikki the gangster mentions good times of dealing in Ninja Turtle toys, it brings to mind that old interview Kevin Eastman did with The Comics Journal (issue #202; read it here), in which he mentions signing with a Turtles sub-licensing agent and possible gangster on a deal to truck toys into Russia - the copyright/trademark would be defended with his fists.

Then the series vanished for a while. Issue #5 landed in October, its solicitation announcing that there'd be eight issues again, and its final page happily noting that it was the final regular issue, with a special edition forthcoming to resolve everything. Plot points were hustled through with considerable speed; some content promised in issue #4's Next Issue box simply didn't appear. Hints and suggestions appeared. "Your endgame is rushed," an elderly architect noted to Kris, who later ended the issue's narration with an even more telling line: "And wouldn't that have been a good ending?"

Do you think?

So this is the real, 100% authentic final issue of The Winter Men, may it trade and multiply forever, and I think it's safe to declare it a choice example of 'supercompression' in North American comics, akin to Casanova and the later, crazier bits of Seven Soldiers in poise (if not tone). There may be two issues' worth of space in this comic, but Lewis packs in three or four issues worth of stuff; that doesn't quite make up the difference, mind you, since the each issue of the series typically included the stuff of two, but it's still noteworthy.

The supercompression approach serves both creators well. Leon -- still with letterer Workman, although frequent collaborator Melissa Edwards has replaced colorist Stewart, to a slightly washed-out effect -- is perfectly adept at packing small panels with minutely-carved detail, while Lewis builds upon the self-aware and 'self-contained' style of earlier issues to advance the plot forcefully in the same bursts of action that marked earlier issues, although this time (probably) to the effect of leaping over material he can't otherwise hit from space constraints. As a result, the series reads shockingly well as a whole, given the endless problems it encountered during production. Not to mention its narrator's tendancy to say things like "I will just tell you the good parts..." - hey, it's just Kris being Kris by now.

It's not just plot-plot-plot either. Actually, I'd suggest that a trait of the supercompressed comic (among straightforward genre works, at least) is that it doesn't just stuff in shitloads of plot, but layers on digressions and backstory and flavor, as a means of making the work especially rich. I don't think there was any particular need for Kris to enjoy a two-page sexual idyll with his separated wife, but I'm extremely glad it's there for the dimension it adds to Kris' character, which Lewis then cannily exploits three pages later when Our Hero cuffs a girlfriend in the face to scare her away from the dangerous life of the Red-11.

There's also a sudden resurgence in the fantastical elements of the story, with a trip to a 'former' Gulag featuring a flame-spewing cyborg guard, and a train ride to Siberia seeing Kris & Nina facing off with a flying armored suit, itself prompting a flashback to the Red-11 calamity in Chechnya and some awesomely clunky mecha designs. Granted, the dark secret of Kris' trauma turns out to be somewhat pat -- he was once in love with Nina, but left her for another female teammate who died when Kris froze, maybe due to equipment malfunction, maybe due to sheer stupid terror -- but it does explain why Nina is so lightly characterized compared to Drost & Nikki. This is Kris' story, told by him, and subject to his edits and biases, and he adores Nina as a perfect element of a happy, lost past; there's a fight sequence in issue #5 where Nina kills the hell out of oncoming forces and Kris' narration just stops for a full page until she's done and she gazes straight at the reader in close-up and Kris simply declares "Nina -- the barricade girl." And it all becomes so weirdly romantic the second time through.

The Siberian also comes into play this issue, probably the most bloodied from the series' abridgement. You can all but see his journey from the Gulag to civilization doled out through issues #6 and #7 (or maybe some earlier version of issue #5, since issue #4's Next Issue thing promised his involvement), building him up as a consummate badass armed with info that even his teammates aren't aware of, and noting his secret connection to the man behind the whole crazy affair, the chessmaster moving the pieces. As it stands he remains something of a puzzle, if given exactly the detail needed to explain his motivation for taking on the Hammer of the Revolution.

That's right. Lewis eventually reveals that the Hammer, the legend himself, was behind the whole deal, scheming extravagently to erase any weapon that might kill him, and hopefully getting different weapons to destroy one another. He's quite a charged figure, blue and glowing in his true form as an obvious evocation of a certain temporary anti-Communist from another DC-released comic book; the timing couldn't be better!

But Lewis' marvel of science isn't nearly as prone to transcendence. He's like the glowering spirit of revolutionary impulse, his origin tied to the Tunguska event of 1908, so close in proximity to the 1905 Russian Revolution. Stalin couldn't control him, though, so the Soviet state roiled itself into finding ways to both mimic him and counter him, creating a mad rush of competing interests that eventually broke down totally into the web of gross desires that runs the streets.

He tells Kris of the collapsar -- a notion first brought up by a schemer in issue #3 -- where both of them are, chess pieces on the same space, superman and rocket man set by politics to erase one another, somehow despite the collapse of the State itself. Revolution Means a Circle, as the issue's title proclaims, and it does seem that nobody, least of all Kris, has moved forward. Need I mention that the Hammer was posing in the mayor's office as an architect -- amusingly, the same one that delivered the above-mentioned line alluding to the series' lack of space -- whom Kris once told to 'go build something,' that very wish repeated with a different connotation as part of this issue's all-action climax? The promise of a beautiful, revolutionary future spoiled?

Everything seems inevitable by the end, as if there really aren't any coincidences. The Hammer was present in issue #1, in disguise. Reading the series over again, I noticed all sorts of little hidden aspects, like a traitorous gangster character from issue #3 hanging around in the background of issue #2, or little hints that Kris' girlfriend is going to begin an affair with Nikki. In issue #4, Nikki is already showing Kris bits of the Winter tech he'll use in the endgame. The Hammer is eventually brought to his knees by Drost, the man who was supposed to head the whole damned investigation to begin with before he traded off with Kris at the top of the first issue.

Through it all, some flaws remain evident - for all its oft-stated claims of being unlike your typical Western action tale (yeah, like everything, that's mentioned in-story), the whole thing does build to the old-as-the-hills trope of the (sympathetic) villain offering the (anti-)hero the chance to work with him and Our Man turning him down to set up the final throwdown. Which leads to another problem, one common to supercompressed works - the action just doesn't have a lot of room to build up power on its own, so three pages of Kris strapping on a cobbled-together approximation of the ol' armor to fulfill his purpose seems less mighty than pat from lack of space, like it's something he just had to do to gild the circular lily.

Yet, in the end, The Winter Men is about people and a society going in circles; its title refers to competing, mutually destructive forces crated for the 'good' of a state, and its depiction of Russia is full of the echos of a lost superpower, and most of its poorer traits as made even worse. From there comes the crime and the mystery. Good thing it's a strong, well-made genre piece, deeply clever and strangely immediate, given its own life of struggles. At least something moved forward to a conclusion! It even has the cheek to nod in the direction of a sequel, so maybe a Winter Men Spring Spectacular will show up in 2012, along with Big Numbers #3 and City Lights #1. If I can go by what's here, it'll seem like no time has passed at all, its heavy approach given the tenor of good conversation and a keen sense of skipping around and honing in on what's important. Like Kris says:

"...and it is what you leave out that makes the story."

A preview of 2009

I've put together a list of some interesting-looking comics-related books that are scheduled to come out this year, and figured other people might find it useful too. DISCLAIMER: This list is mostly ganked from Amazon listings, which is why it's heavy on a few publishers--notably Fantagraphics, DC and Top Shelf, which list things way, way in advance. It is not anywhere close to comprehensive. It is not anywhere close to reliable. The entire publishing industry could crumble in the next week, in which case none of this stuff might come out at all. JANUARY:

Lewis Trondheim: Little Nothings: The Prisoner Syndrome (NBM) William Messner-Loebs: Journey vol. 2 (IDM)

FEBRUARY:

Boulet/Joann Sfar/Lewis Trondheim: Dungeon Zenith vol. 3: Back in Style (NBM) Greg Sadowski/Jonathan Lethem: Supermen! (Fantagraphics) VA: Korea As Viewed By 17 Creators (Ponent Mon) Gilbert Hernandez: Luba (Fantagraphics) Miss Lasko-Gross: A Mess of Everything (Fantagraphics) Koren Shadmi: In the Flesh (Villard) Grant Morrison/Tony Daniel: Batman R.I.P. (DC) Grant Morrison/Frank Quitely: All Star Superman vol. 2 (DC) Larry Marder: Beanworld vol. 1: Wahoolazuma! (Dark Horse) John Wagner et al.: Judge Dredd: Complete Case Files vol. 12 (Rebellion) Bryan Lee O'Malley: Scott Pilgrim Vs. the Universe (Oni) Nicholas Gurewitch: The Perry Bible Fellowship Almanack (Dark Horse) Harvey Kurtzman et al.: Humbug (Fantagraphics) Pascal Blanchet: Baloney (Drawn & Quarterly)

MARCH:

Ronnie Del Carmen: And There You Are (AdHouse) Gabrielle Bell: Cecil and Jordan in New York (Drawn & Quarterly) Lynda Barry: Nearsighted Monkey (Drawn & Quarterly) John Stanley: Melvin Monster vol. 1 (Drawn & Quarterly) G. Willow Wilson/M.K. Perker: Air vol. 1 (Vertigo) Showcase Presents: Ambush Bug (DC) Larry Gonick: Cartoon History of the Modern World Pt. 2: From the Bastille to Baghdad (Collins)

APRIL:

Captain Britain by Alan Moore & Alan Davis Omnibus HC (Marvel) Jim McCarthy/Steve Parkhouse: Sex Pistols: The Graphic Novel (Omnibus Press) Gilbert Hernandez: The Troublemakers (Fantagraphics) Yoshihiro Tatsumi: A Drifting Life (Drawn & Quarterly) Jeffrey Brown: Funny Misshapen Body: A Memoir (Touchstone) Ariel Schrag: Likewise (Touchstone) Paul Hornschemeier: Life with Mr. Dangerous (Villard) Showcase Presents Doom Patrol vol. 1 (DC) Tony Millionaire: Billy Hazelnuts & the Crazy Bird (Fantagraphics) Tom Spurgeon/Jacob Covey: Comics As Art: We Told You So (Fantagraphics) Alan Moore/Kevin O'Neill: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Century 1910 (Top Shelf) Gene Luen Yang/Derek Kirk Kim: The Eternal Smile: Three Stories (:01) C. Tyler: You'll Never Know, Book 1: "A Good and Decent Man" (Fantagraphics)

MAY:

Len Wein/Berni Wrightson: Swamp Thing: Dark Genesis HC (DC) The Best of Simon & Kirby (Titan) Brendan Burford: Syncopated: An Anthology of Nonfiction Picto-Essays (Villard) Doug Wright: The Collected Doug Wright Vol. 1 (Drawn & Quarterly) Seth: George Sprott 1894-1975 (Drawn & Quarterly) Kevin Cannon: Far Arden (Top Shelf) Andre Molotiu, ed.: Abstract Comics: The Anthology (Fantagraphics) Jaime Hernandez: Locas II: Maggie, Hopey, & Ray (Fantagraphics) Jason: Low Moon (Fantagraphics) Fletcher Hanks/Paul Karasik: You Shall Die By Your Own Evil Creation! (Fantagraphics) Ben Schwartz, ed.: Best American Comics Criticism (Fantagraphics) George Herriman: Herriman's Humans (Stumble Inn/Us Husbands) (Fantagraphics)

JUNE:

David Mazzucchelli: Asterios Polyp (Pantheon) John Stanley: Nancy vol. 1 (Drawn & Quarterly) Tove Jansson: Moomin vol. 4 (Drawn & Quarterly) Ben Jones/Frank Santoro/T. Hodler: Cold Heat (PictureBox) Kurt Busiek/Mark Bagley: Trinity vol. 1 (DC) Grant Morrison et al.: Final Crisis (DC) Garth Ennis/Steve Dillon: Preacher vol. 1 HC (DC) Showcase Presents: The Creeper (DC) VA: Final Crisis Companion TPB (DC) Marguerite Abouet/Clement Oubrerie: Aya vol. 3: The Secrets Come Out (D&Q) Peter Bagge: Everyone Is Stupid Except for Me (Fantagraphics)

JULY:

James Jean: Process Recess 3 (AdHouse) Eddie Campbell: Alec: The Years Have Pants (Top Shelf) Neil Gaiman/Andy Kubert: Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader? (DC) Alan Moore/Curt Swan: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow? Deluxe Edition (DC) Warren Ellis et al.: Planetary vol. 4 (WildStorm/DC) Showcase Presents: Bat Lash (DC) Jeff Lemire: The Nobody (Vertigo) Sandman by Kirby & Simon HC (DC) Charles Burns: Skin Deep (Fantagraphics) Michael Kupperman: Tales Designed to Thrizzle (Fantagraphics) Zak Sally: Like a Dog (Fantagraphics)

AUGUST:

Pat Mills/Kevin O'Neill: Marshal Law Omnibus (Top Shelf) Matt Kindt: Super Spy: The Lost Dossiers (Top Shelf) Alan Moore/David Lloyd: Absolute V for Vendetta (DC) Showcase Presents Eclipso (DC) Los Bros Hernandez: Love & Rockets: New Stories #2 (Fantagraphics) Willy Linthout: Years of the Elephant (Ponent Mon)

SEPTEMBER:

Alan Moore/Kevin O'Neill: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Century #2 (Top Shelf) Kathryn & Stuart Immonen: Moving Pictures (Top Shelf) Joshua Cotter: Driven By Lemons (AdHouse)

OCTOBER:

Jooste Swarte: Modern Swarte (Fantagraphics) Gary Panter: Dal Tokyo (Fantagraphics) Mats Jonsson: Hey Princess (Top Shelf) Simon Gärdenfors: The 120 Days of Simon (Top Shelf)

NOVEMBER:

Walt Kelly: Pogo: The Complete Daily & Sunday Strips, vol. 1 (Fantagraphics)

DECEMBER:

The Don Rosa Library Vol. 1: 1987-1988 (Gemstone) VA: AX Vol. 1 (Top Shelf)

SOMETIME IN 2009, MAYBE:

R. Crumb: R. Crumb's Book of Genesis (Norton) Paul Pope: Battling Boy (:01) Paul Pope: Total THB (:01) Lawrence Klavan & Susan Kim: Germantown (:01) Lawrence Klavan & Susan Kim: The Fielding Course (:01) Farel Dalrymple: The Wrenchies (:01) Paul Guinan & Anina Bennett: Boilerplate: History's Mechanical Marvel (Abrams Image) Glenn Eichler/Nick Bertozzi: Stuffed (:01) Will Eisner: The Spirit Archives vol. 26 (DC)

Corrections are welcome in the comments; so is accurate information on other books you, as readers, are looking forward to.

Hey, Didja Hear About This Movie Frank Miller Directed? Jeff Watches The Spirit

Frank Miller has a small role in The Spirit, the movie he wrote and directed, playing a cop by the name of Liebowitz. Miller's character dies about ten minutes into the picture; his directing career follows suit ninety-five minutes later. Counting me, there were twelve people in the showing I attended and four of them walked out before the movie ended. (Another one snored audibly when I passed him on the way to the head.) Since Miller considers himself a provocateur in the comics world, I wish I could say the four that left stormed out furious, but no: they left with the resigned air of people cutting bait, already figuring which multiplex theater they'd stop by next.

Me, I was busy trying not to succumb to the myth of linear filmmaking--the first twenty minutes had me convinced I was watching the worst movie ever made, the middle hour was tedious, and the last twenty were basically competent although already scuppered by everything preceding it. It was tempting to think Miller had gotten better as things went on.

[More--by which I mean "more amateur Freud than you can shake your father's stick at"--after the jump.]

Although frequently dull, The Spirit never bored me: the pretty visuals, the constant shout-outs, and the fascinating smear of psychological subtext all kept me preoccupied. I guess that last is to be expected--most of my sub-rudimentary knowledge of Freud comes from Miller's own comics, where I inferred the Oedipal implications of Daredevil's origin by Miller's creation of a female character with a parallel origin named Elektra. (And let's not get into that sequence from The Dark Knight Returns where Bruce Wayne remembers the death of his parents in super slow motion, his mother's string of pearls slowly breaking apart in panels separated by shots of Bruce Wayne's horrified rictus--an evocation of ejaculation in the midst of all that death, the underlying childish Oedipal fantasy become nightmarish reality that causes the guilt that leads Bruce to punish himself with his heroic undertaking.)

So, I admit it. Until I'd seen the first leaked footage of The Spirit from SDCC, the trailers had me thinking Miller's adaptation would be a canny bit of transference: he would adapt the character best identified with Will Eisner--his artistic mentor, sparring partner, father figure--and savvily usurp it. I figured that was why there were so many Millerisms in the first trailer (so many, many Millerisms) and so few Eisnerisms. To put this even more crassly: if Eisner was the father of Miller's inspiration then The Spirit was the mother, and Miller was going to put it to Mom nice and good while all of Hollywood cheered him on. Either the movie would be a hit, and everyone would associate The Spirit--and The Spirit--with Miller, or the movie would be a flop, and the mother (and by extension, the father) would be ruined.

(Yes, yes. As Hibbs would say: "Lester, you have issues.")

But the footage leaked from SDCC made me re-think things: oh sure, The Spirit and The Octopus slugged it out in what appeared to be an overflow of liquid feces--nope, nothing Freudian going on there!--but the banter, the cartoon sound effects, the vaudevillian slapstick...it reminded me, however faintly, of Will Eisner. (Kyle Baker goes on to underline this much more emphatically, and amusingly, than I could ever hope to, here.)

Long before the movie came out, I began hoping that Miller was trying to update Eisner's Spirit for a modern audience and had tumbled to the idea that the closest analogue to Eisner's oddball mix of noir and vaudeville, slapstick and sturm-und-drang, melodrama and high yucks, that the audience might know would be...Frank Miller.

Miller's work--even his later work as a god-damned cartoonist instead of a writer/artist--isn't Eisner's, but you can see in the movie a bridge being made to carry Miller's moviegoing audience of today to Eisner's comic-reading audience of yesteryear. (That bridge, alas, snaps about ninety seconds in, and the remaining hundred and six minutes are watching the interesting shapes made by the wreckage splintering on the shoals.) For a guy who likes to have draw mustaches and Satanic van dykes on the faces of Jim Lee's DC Universe, Miller turns out to be a more dutiful son in the pinch than I might have imagined.

Well, at least as far as the father is concerned, anyway. The one fascinating bit Miller adds to The Spirit mythos, at least as far as I'm concerned, is The Spirit's relationship to women and his city. Although I'm not the best read Spirit fan in the world, I think Feiffer's explanation in The Great Comic Book Heroes (for all the superheroes of the Spirit's time) explains The Spirit's relationship to women nicely:

Our cultural opposite of the man who didn't make out with women has never been the man who did--but rather the man who could if he wanted to, but still didn't. The ideal of masculine strength, whether Gary Cooper's, Lil Abner's, or Superman's was for one to be so virile and handsome, to be in such a position of strength, that he need never go near girls. Except to hep them. And then get the hell out. Real rapport was not for women. It was for villains. That's why they got hit so hard.

Instead of just a modified version of this tack, Miller's Spirit is a man who is catnip for the ladies, but clearly can't help flirting back. While proclaiming to love Ellen Doran (Sarah Paulson)--here, a surgeon who keeps sewing his semi-invulnerable body back together--he is haunted by the lost love he shared as a teen with Sand Saref (Eva Mendes, not nearly as bad here as in Ghost Rider, although I should tell you I consider that one of the worst performances in movie history), but capable of flirting with rookie cop Morganstern (Stana Katic), while having visions of the mysterious and thanatic Lorelei (Jame King), and still finding time to make time with Plaster of Paris (Paz Vega), etc., etc. (etc., etc.).

Factor in The Spirit's voiceover referring to Central City, his city, as a woman that needs him, referred to alternately as his lover and, yup, his mother. The Spirit says he loves women, and I'm sure Frank Miller does too, but then why in this movie is embracing a woman equated with embracing death, and a mother is equated with a couple of garbage cans in an alley? Although Miller offers up his props to Sergio Leone in The Octopus's absurd sombrero in the opening (and the plaintive harmonica near the closing), the parts of The Spirit I enjoyed most--and were disturbed by the most--were when the movie played like Fellini's done as an episode of the Batman TV show.

There's shitloads of problems wrong with the movie, mind you: Miller spends so much time trying how to shoehorn Eisner's work into a modern context (and it's probably not a good sign that even though I could kind of imagine how the movie might play out on a comic book page by Eisner, I could imagine precisely how it would do so by Miller), he didn't bother to shoehorn a good story into that. But where else can you see stuff like Samuel L. Jackson playing one scene in blackface, or an African American actor and Jewish actress romping around in Nazi outfits (I still don't know what to make of the fact that The Octopus, delightfully jumping about and cutting henchmen in half for the hell of it, or dressing up as a Nazi or a samurai or a glam rocker whenever he feels like it, isn't evil so much as pure unbridled id) or the weird sexual anxiety in a scene where The Spirit loses his pants while dangling from the edifice of a building in the shape of ram's horns? (Yeah, where'd I get all that crazy Freudian nonsense from, anyway?)

That all of this still manages to be so dull and walk-outable is a testament to the world of difference between the pacing of a filmmaker, who must sculpt time, and a cartoonist, who must sculpt space (and then there's the cartoonist's use of their own chops as compared to a filmmaker's use of their actor's, which in the case of Eva Mendes is a very difficult task indeed, the woman being essentially chopless). While The Spirit is more or less terrible, it's interestingly terrible, and even shows promise. With time, Miller could maybe make a movie that could be enjoyed even without the use of vicodin and animal tranquilizers. Hard though it may be to believe, I genuinely hope that, like the title character of his movie, Miller's directing career is harder to kill than one would expect.

Douglas looks at some latter-day Dredd

JUDGE DREDD: ORIGINS: I picked up this 2007 paperback from a half-off bin a little while back, noting that the front cover misspells artist Carlos Ezquerra's name. One of my minor New Year's resolutions is to read more of John Wagner's future-cop Judge Dredd stories; I've actually been batting around the idea of working my way through the twelve "Complete Case Files" volumes that are sitting on my shelf and reviewing them all here. (If Laura and Leigh can do it with Cerebus, I can do it with Dredd, right?) I like the fact that Dredd is an American character whose stories are almost always by British writers, for a British audience--he's a European nightmare of what an American hero would be like. It's great to see Dredd's co-creator Ezquerra drawing most of this volume; I can't think of any other superhero series where an artist's new work is still so potent and so contemporary-looking 30 years after he started drawing the strip. (I bet it'll continue to age much better than the uncredited, airbrush-happy coloring, too.) His style is enormously different from the kind of Brian Bolland/Cliff Robinson continuum that's more closely associated with Dredd (at least in the States), and I can see why the publishers went with a Bolland cover for this volume, but I love Ezquerra's nasty, grimy felt-tip-marker-ish dots and blobs, and the enormous chins he draws on half his characters. (There's even a gag in here about how "chins have kinda grown since the big rad hit.")

This volume is where Wagner lays out the chronology that was the mostly-unstated foundation for the previous 1500 or so Dredd stories: how America turned into a fascist police state, how its big cities grew into Mega-Cities, and what's up with Dredd's genetic heritage. It's pretty GOOD, not as much for its broader strokes of violence and comedy (as far as Wagner's concerned, yokels are always funny) as for its hot jets of political bile and the way the backstory--which mostly gets revealed in long, moderately unwieldy flashbacks--evokes a whole culture's slide into catastrophe. (Wagner's obviously writing for the trade: this was serialized over 27 issues of 2000 A.D., and I couldn't even tell where most of the installment breaks were.)

But a couple of times, Wagner does my favorite trick of his: the sudden jolt when you realize that as a reader you're rooting for the wrong side. There's a little moment like that when you see Dredd softening to the idea of mutant rights, not because he's seen the light but because he now knows that some mutants are his blood relatives; there's a bigger one when we see the villain of the piece, President Robert L. Booth--who's got GWB's smirk and Reagan's knack for sanctimonious cornpone speechifying, not to mention a resonant last name--ranting about how Dredd and company "called democracy a failed experiment! These, the judges who ripped up the Constitution!" Of course, he's absolutely right.

There's also a huge payoff at the end, when Dredd's ultimate authority figure, from whom he's been longing for approval the entire book (as much as he can allow himself to desire anything, which isn't much), tells him that the system to which he's devoted his life is completely fucked:

Ah, deathbed confessions.

--Which, of course, Dredd can barely even process, and can't admit he heard. And which makes me want to read Wagner's other recent Dredd material even more. Any suggestions about other Dredd volumes from the last ten years or so I should pick up?

Reign Down, Reign Down, Come On, Reign Down On Meeeeee

I have to admit, I'm not sure I get Dark Reign.

I mean, on the one hand, I get why Marvel are doing it; The Initiative branding gave the post-Civil War books a feeling of importance and consistency that they wouldn't really have had otherwise, so why not do the same thing for the post-Secret Invasion books?

(And to take a detour for a second, I may have missed the last couple of issues of Secret Invasion because of the move and the citizenship thing and everything else, but still: What happened? As much as the entire series was kind of playing for time and everything, what with nothing actually happening for most of it and all, the last couple of issues still managed to feel like an incredible anti-climax.)

But, plotwise, I don't see the point of Dark Reign; it feels like Marvel's creative hivemind has decided "Hey, that whole Police State thing that worked so well with the Initiative? The kids loved that. Why don't we just do that, but moreso?" and then tried to sell it by claiming that it's yet another All-New Status Quo and Everything We Know Is Wrong. Only problem being... it's pretty much the same Marvel Comics that we've been reading for the last two years or so, isn't it?

Don't get me wrong; I haven't missed the whole "Norman Osborn is now in charge of things! And he's evil! And nuts!" schtick - partially because it keeps being rammed down our throats - but... well, hasn't he been in charge of governmental superheroes since the start of the Ellis Thunderbolts? And, aside from the fact that we keep being told that he's, like, crazy and could destroy America just to make Spider-Man frown! and whatever, I don't get why a police state run by Norman is necessarily worse than a police state run by Tony Stark, no matter how sympathetic Matt Fraction tries to make him.

Okay, yes; obviously benevolent dictators are better than psychopathic dictators. I understand that. But in terms of plot mechanics, all this really means is that we have different characters playing the same roles: We have vigilantes who are really good guys but forced to operate outside the law (Still the New Avengers, but we now have Iron Man joining this side), we have good guys operating within the system despite the unjustness of the system (Still the Mighty Avengers and, presumably, the Initiative), and we have bad guys given freer-rein-than-they-should-be by the system (I look forward to the "Dark Avengers Are The New Thunderbolts" t-shirts). There may be an added threat of Osborn losing his shit and going nuclear on Howard The Duck or whoever, but that won't happen until Marvel's ready to finish off this status quo in favor of whatever comes next.

(Hibbs, in his infinite wisdom, pointed out to me that Dark Reign is clearly act III of an overarching "This Is Why The Superhero Registration Act Is Ultimately Wrong" plot that started with Civil War. So, does this mean that the next New Status Quo is really just the old status quo? I hope so, but can't really see what else they could workably do otherwise. I shudder to imagine, however.)

The problem is, I guess, that I've seen this before, and it didn't end well last time. I mean, if Marvel were really being honest about their "DC's Greatest Hits" medley (Civil War was Legends, Secret Invasion a mash-up of Millennum and Invasion!), Norman would have to shave his head and get a promotion, but fudging the details doesn't stop this from feeling like a rehash of the whole President Lex Luthor storyline that went... well, nowhere, really, from DC at the start of this decade. Should we start preparing for the end of the story being done in a new "Captain America/Iron Man" series by Jeph Loeb and Ed McGuinness already?

(Even the name is derivative; remember Black Reign, the JSA/Hawkman crossover from a few years ago?)

All of which is just a preamble to:

SECRET INVASION: DARK REIGN #1: Yes, yes, I'm late to the party, but come on - You can't look at that cover and not wonder whether Alex Maleev had ever seen Norman Osborn before in any other comic ever, or just got a quick description of him from Tom Brevoort before the cover was due: "He's, like, a slimy businessman. I don't know. But could you make Doctor Doom look like he's shaking his fist at the reader and saying 'Get off my lawn?'"

The weird, unnecessary, feeling of the issue isn't helped by the fact that Maleev draws almost every single character differently inside the book - Maybe it was Skrull Alex that drew the cover - and Bendis fails entirely to either sell the concept behind it or convince the reader that he's just spinning his wheels for 30-odd pages in order to give his new branding an appropriately expensive launch. Entirely Awful, although drunken, lecherous balding Namor was an unexpected (and maybe unintentional) joy.

DARK REIGN: NEW NATION #1: Well, this is more like it. Admittedly, it'd be even more like it if it'd been free, or $1 or something other than $3.99 for what is essentially five trailers for new series launching around the brand, but I'll take what I can get, and at least two of the teasers (Secret Warriors, surprisingly, and Agents of Atlas, unsurprisingly; I love Jeff Parker's stuff) made me want to pick up the first issue of their respective series, at least. The others... I had no interest in War Machine before, and the Vertigo-lite preview possibly made me actively dislike the idea of the book. The Skrull Kill Krew strip seemed... okay? I guess? I kind of forgot about it before I'd finished reading it, to be honest. And the New Avengers: The Reunion short was just depressing; it wasn't that it was bad, because it wasn't, more that... I don't know, I guess I'd hoped that we weren't going to go from "You're alive! You're alive!" to "I am running away from you and keeping secrets" cliche quite so quickly, I guess. I'd wanted to like it much more than I did, to be honest, because I like Jim McCann, but... Yeah. Not for me. Overall, though, this book did its job pretty well, so I guess it's an Okay, in a way...?

SECRET INVASION: REQUIEM #1, THE MIGHTY AVENGERS #20 and AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE #20: Here's how you know that you failed with your big emotional climax of your big crossover event - When you have to spend three separate books afterwards telling people that it was a big deal, and it still feels like you're trying to explain why Xanadu was a fitting end to Gene Kelly's career. There wasn't any real reason for Janet Van Dyne to die, other than the misguided idea that doing so would give Secret Invasion some weight (Misguided because, well, in order for that to have been the case, someone would have to have done something - anything! - interesting with Janet Van Dyne at any point in recent memory, so that we'd care that she wasn't around anymore. And, no, having her say things like "Hey, Tony, how much damage can some aliens to do to New York in a day... Oh my God" doesn't count), and by the end of reading these three special memorial issues, I started to become convinced that the only people who actually care about, or believe in, her death are Dan Slott and Brian Bendis. Also, Hank Pym? Not any more interesting with the addition of self-righteous anger, guilt and a lot of "How could you let this happen while I was kidnapped by aliens," sadly. Crap, Awful and Awful, in that case.

NEW AVENGERS #48: Is it just me, or did this feel like a rehash of everything we'd seen in this title before? Here's the team getting together - again! And they're underground! Again! But there's a traitor having to betray the team - again! And that last part just didn't ring true at all; I believe that Luke loves his kid more than life itself, but it felt too soon for him to go to Osborn - half an issue wasn't long enough for we as readers to feel like every other avenue has been exhausted, and I can't believe that going to Osborn was anything other than a last resort for him. Overall, the entire issue felt half-assed and rushed, as if Bendis was going through the motions in order to get the characters where he wants them to be for the stories he really wants to tell. Awful, sadly.

In a weird way, I can't help but feel as if Dark Reign is really, really shittily timed. Dark Avengers, the core book for the branding, gets released the day after Obama gets sworn in as President of the United States, and it's that cognitive dissonance that sticks in my mind. Marvel, for all their faults, are normally more in tune with the cultural zeitgeist than Dark Reign; it feels oddly... wrong, and somewhat DC-ish, to see them plunge into a depressing world of misuse of power at a time when we're about to bring in a President who made the country believe in Hope and Change again. Maybe they know something we don't... or maybe this is a sign that they've lost their touch.

What doesn't make the cut

I'm nearly done with organizing my year-end figures for the accountant (should be done next week, I think), and I'm prepping to sit down with the 2008 BookScan numbers as soon as I get my hands on them. So I figure I'm still... 2 weeks? from doing regular review posting again.

I've just paid the Critics for the last six months of advertising (thanks for clicking through to our advertisers!), as well as the direct donations since June (Thank you to Evan D, Steven D, Ralph M, and Sandy M!), and everyone gets a cheeseburger! If you like what you read here, that's always a great way to show your support. Just sayin'.

But, I thought I should post something more than sales figures (and I'm SHOCKED about how few comments it drew this year... scroll down a bit and you can see CE's 2008 figures), without having to use the full part of my brain that I need to do proper reviews, so here's something new...

Every week I take home pretty much every comic that comes out, with the intent of staying up on what's going on. When I was a young man (and without a REALLY young man in my house who needs attention), I *did* get through everything in a week, but now...?

So, here's a list (with maybe some minor commentary) of the stuff even I didn't get around to reading this week...

30 DAYS OF NIGHT: 30 DAYS TIL DEATH #2: #1 didn't grab me by the throat as it were. JACK OF FABLES #29: I alwyas have a hard time working up the enthusiasm BACK TO BROOKLYN #3 GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY #8: That "War of Kings" banner SCARES me

And from the week before...

WOLVERINE ORIGINS #31: This "Wolverine's Son" thing is just going on and on... MISTER X: CONDEMNED #1: Hm, I wanted to read this one, just ran outta time CAPT AMERICA THEATER OF WAR: AMERICA FIRST! RUNAWAYS #5 IMMORTAL IRON FIST #21 PATSY WALKER HELLCAT #4: The delays between issues has leeched much of my original shining joy DAREDEVIL #114: Really? BILLY BATSON AND THE POWER OF SHAZAM #3: Like HELLCAT above, but also "really?" like DD...

Maybe I'll read those last three right now if there's time between unpacking the Baker & Taylor box and when the New Comics Truck arrives today...

So, what comics do YOU have sitting in a pile waiting for you to read them? And why won't you probably get to those specific ones?

-B

Arriving 1/7/2009

Here's what is coming this week -- and note, I WAS WRONG two weeks ago... comics ARE on WEDNESDAY this week...

Of SUPER-SPECIAL note is CTHULHU TALES #10, featuring the scripting debut of the sensational comics find of 2009: Mister JEFF LESTER. Buy a copy, and let Boom! know that they (and every other publisher!) should hire him immediately!! If your local store doesn't HAVE a copy in stock, tell them to order one using OCT083937.

2000 AD #1615
2000 AD #1616
A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #96 (A)
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #582
ANNA MERCURY #5 (OF 5) PAINTED CVR
AUTHORITY #6
BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #167
BLACK LIGHTNING YEAR ONE #1 (OF 6)
BLUE MONDAY THIEVES LIKE US #1 (OF 5)
BOMB QUEEN V #5 (OF 6)
BOYS #26
BROKEN TRINITY ANGELUS (ONE SHOT) STELFREEZE CVR A
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #21 CHEN CVR
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #21 JEANTY CVR
CABLE #10
CRIMSON GASH MEETS SATAN #1 (A)
CTHULHU TALES #10 CVR A
DEAD OF NIGHT FEATURING WEREWOLF BY NIGHT #1 (OF 4)
DETECTIVE COMICS #852 (FOE)
DOKTOR SLEEPLESS #11
EL DIABLO #5 (OF 6)
ETERNALS #7
FACES OF EVIL GRUNDY #1 (FOE)
FULL CIRKLE II #2 (OF 3) (RES)
GRAVEL #7
HAUNTED TANK #2 (OF 5)
HELLBOY WILD HUNT #2 (OF 8)
HEXED #1 (OF 4) CVR A
HOUSE OF MYSTERY #9
HSU AND CHAN #8
INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #9 DKR
JONAH HEX #39
KULL #3 (OF 6)
LAST REIGN KINGS OF WAR #2 (OF 5) CVR A
LOONEY TUNES #170
MARVEL SPOTLIGHT DARK REIGN DKR
MARVEL SUPER HERO SQUAD HERO UP
MARVEL ZOMBIES 3 #4 (OF 4)
MERCY SPARX #2 (OF 3) MERHOFF CVR A
NO HERO #3 (OF 7)
NYX NO WAY HOME #5 (OF 6)
OFFICIAL INDEX TO MARVEL UNIVERSE #1
PUNISHER #1 DKR
SANDMAN DREAM HUNTERS #3 (OF 4)
SECRET INVASION WAR OF KINGS ONE SHOT
SECRET SIX #5 (FOE)
SGT ROCK THE LOST BATTALION #3 (OF 6)
SHRAPNEL #1 (OF 5) A CVR LANGLEY
SPIDER-MAN FEAR ITSELF #1
SUB-MARINER DEPTHS #4 (OF 5)
SUPERGIRL COSMIC ADVENTURES IN THE 8TH GRADE #2
SUPERMAN SUPERGIRL MAELSTROM #5 (OF 5)
SWORD #14
TERROR TITANS #4 (OF 6)
TERRY MOORES ECHO #8
TRINITY #32
VERONICA #192
VIXEN RETURN OF THE LION #4 (OF 5)
WALKING DEAD #57 (RES)
WOLVERINE POWER PACK #3 (OF 4)
WOLVERINE SWITCHBACK
X-MEN MANIFEST DESTINY #5 (OF 5)
X-MEN NOIR #2 (OF 4)

Books / Mags / Stuff
AGENTS OF ATLAS TP
AMERICAN SPLENDOR ANOTHER DOLLAR TP
BIRDS OF PREY KIDS CLUB TP
CLASSIC GI JOE TP VOL 01
CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAG #79 WONDER MAN
CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAG #82 MOON KNIGHT
CLASSICS ILLUSTRATED DELUXE SC VOL 03 FRANKENSTEIN
COMPLETE LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE HC VOL 02
DAREDEVIL BY FRANK MILLER TP VOL 03
DC UNIVERSE ILLUSTRATED BY NEAL ADAMS HC VOL 01
DR JEKYLL & MR HYDE GN
DR SLUMP TP VOL 17
FANTASTIC FOUR WORLDS GREATEST PREM HC
GREEN LANTERN WANTED HAL JORDAN TP
GROO HELL ON EARTH TP
HI FRUCTOSE MAGAZINE QUARTERLY #10
HIM & HERS SMUGGLING VACATION GN
HUSTLERS TABOO ILLUSTRATED #8 (A)
INFINITY CRUSADE TP VOL 02
JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #279
JUSTICE LEAGUE AMERICA SER 3 BALANCED INNER CS (NET)
JUSTICE TP VOL 03
KISS COMIX #186 (A)
KISS COMIX #187 (A)
KUROSAGI CORPSE DELIVERY SERVICE TP VOL 08
LUCKY LUKE TP VOL 14 DASHING WHITE COWBOY
MANGA SUTRA FUTARI H GN VOL 04 (OF 5) (A)
MARVEL ZOMBIES TP DEAD DAYS
NEW AVENGERS HC VOL 09 SECRET INVASION
RASL TP VOL 01 DRIFT
SECRET INVASION TP
SHOWCASE PRESENTS STRANGE ADVENTURES TP VOL 01
SPIDER-MAN PREM HC BLUE
TALES OF THE BATMAN TIM SALE TP
ULTIMATE ORIGINS PREM HC
ULTIMATE ORIGINS PREM HC DM ED
UNIVERSAL WAR ONE PREM HC VOL 01
WALKING DEAD TP VOL 03 SAFETY BEHIND BARS (New Printing)
WALKING DEAD TP VOL 09 HERE WE REMAIN
WORMDYE GN

What looks good to YOU?

-B

A Flock of Reviews: Jog struggles to keep the short stuff short in re 1/2

Final Crisis: Secret Files:

Ha ha, well, turns out the real secret here has been 'what the hell is in this thing?' And anyone trusting in DC's original solicitation for "Art by Frank Quitely and various" are gonna be pretty steamed when they notice it's all various, no Quitely on the inside. Nor is alleged co-writer Peter Tomasi anywhere to be found, although there is some interior content by Greg Rucka & Steve Lieber, who are not credited on the cover. The best I can say is that it all somehow seems too bona fide haphazard to qualify as a bait 'n switch - I really do wonder what the original idea for this thing was.

Anyhow, the vast majority of what your $3.99 will get you is a 24-page Origin of Libra comic, in which character co-creator Len Wein effectively remakes his original 1974 Justice League of America Libra story -- which I do believe was just reprinted this past July in DC Universe Special - Justice League of America #1 -- with artist Tony Shasteen in place of the late Dick Dillin. There's also some added background details, and a crossover-appropriate through line to bring us right up to the present, which sort of suggests that the character's mysterious nature won't be playing much of a role in Final Crisis proper at all.

That's a shame, although it doesn't reflect too much on Wein's script, which I thought was actually charming at times in its old-fashioned 'supervillain has a story for YOU' style; I liked Darkseid's grandiloquence ("Or are you so foolish as to tell me that, for even an instant, you would dare to forget DARKSEID!") and I loved that last page. Shasteen's visuals do a decent enough job of squaring away the '70s origins of the stuff with the glossy realist Final Crisis style set down by J.G. Jones. But the irony of this expanded Libra's motivation -- a man seeking the power of the cosmos to escape his ugly family situation, only to fall happily into the thrall of the ultimate Anti-Dad -- don't have much of the resonance of conclusion, since this is a crossover tie-in and we can't really end the arc here. I do understand now what Grant Morrison saw in the character, though, even while I suspect I might have gotten the same effect from reading that reprint half a year ago.

The rest of the comic is filler of various types: Morrison himself presents a one-page mini-essay on the Anti-Life Equation that falls somewhere in between a recap of past storylines and an answer he might have been saving for an interview at some point in the future; Rucka & Liber have an excerpt from the Words of Lilith, which I presume ties in with Final Crisis: Revelations, and is otherwise too oblique to have much value; and then, since there's four pages left, we get stuff that was apparently left out of the Final Crisis Sketchbook, in much the same captioned designs format (this is the basis of J.G. Jones' cover credit, by the way), honing in on the Final Crisis: Superman Beyond supporting cast, various Anti-Life figures, and, er... Aquaman. Because... he's there?

Hmmm, maybe that says something about the comic as a whole. Deep, deep EH, although your feelings will probably be lower if you're already up on Libra.

Punisher: War Zone #4 (of 6):

Now here's some happier dissonance: a movie tie-in that has absolutely nothing to do with the movie it's tying in with, save for the presence of the title character. And I'm pretty fine with that! More than anything, this weekly series has behaved as an amusingly early opportunity for writer Garth Ennis to return to his signature corporate-owned comics character and show 'em all how a toss-off storyline gets goddamned done, even though I secretly know that Santa isn't real and the script has been sitting around completed for over three years, by Ennis' own admission (as to the script, not Santa).

It's been a good time, but what's striking is how much Ennis' pacing is aided by the miniseries' weekly schedule; what occasionally seemed a little too deliberate in monthly form (I can't be the only one who stockpiled issues of the MAX series before reading them) comes off as nicely needling when you know it's only a few days until the next part. Granted, that's all academic if you're just planning on reading this in trade form -- which is probably what Ennis is really pacing for, and arguably what more people will opt to buy since these weekly suckers are $3.99 a pop -- but it's nice to have a smoother experience for those who can't wait or like pamphlets and/or hate money or something.

And what's even more nice is that Ennis is skilled enough a writer to maintain a high level of accessibility for a plot that's essentially a chain of callbacks to the writer's 2000-04 Marvel Knights version of the character, in particular the character-reviving Welcome Back Frank storyline; frequent cohort Steve Dillon again provides the art. This particular issue sees Frank and witless mob underling Schitti (yep) still on the tail of the alive and seemingly omnipresent family boss Ma Gnucci, despite having already killed her multiple times this miniseries alone; little does Our Man know that a deeply odd supervillain team-up is happening behind the scenes!

Now, admittedly that's nothing you didn't know last issue - the plot is in 'inching forward' mode right now, and while Ennis has drawn the best comedy of the series out of steely police lieutenant Molly Von Richtofen and her increasingly horrible obsession with her roommate/lover, the level of zany antics in this particular issue (including a two-page fantasy sequence!) smacks a bit of padding. But few can bide time quite like Ennis, and Dillon always seems to tease out something a little better onto the page. OKAY as an issue, but you can bank on the whole being better.

Incognito #1 (of 5):

I don't know if Criminal has set my expectations too high by this point or if there's just so damn many superhero comics around that it's harder to be striking, but I wasn't very piqued by this new Ed Brubaker/Sean Phillips creation from Icon, despite my bottomless love for the term 'science-villain' and a general fondness for rough, pulp magazine-informed costumed adventure folk. This is a sort of supervillain noir piece set in a dim urban setting, with one-half of the infamous Overkill Brothers, our narrator, planted uneasily into witness protection.

But on a more immediate (if superficial) level, it's remarkably similar to Mark Millar's & J.G. Jones' Wanted, featuring an angry man with awesomely violent potential skulking around a boring work life, filled with loathing for everyone who pisses him off and half the people who don't, suddenly gaining the means to taste the power and freedom of amorality. There's a dead super-relative in his past, a mad science mentor and a shady organization that's wormed its way behind the operations of society, keeping the human sheep in the dark.

It's close enough that I wonder if this introduction isn't intended as a deliberate takeoff; certainly Brubaker is less fussy about the concept than Millar, letting us and his narrating character in on his wicked past right at the top. The dead relative is a twin brother and the mentor is also the 'father,' carrying through Brubaker's usual theme of family. Heaven knows Phillips and colorist Val Staples are far away from the slick glamor of Jones and Paul Mounts. And interestingly, the shady controller types are the heroes -- Jess Nevins presents a short backmatter essay on The Shadow, who wasn't exactly a paragon of active democracy -- while Brubaker cleverly has his villain blow off his newly re-powered steam by becoming a superhero, in the classic leaping down and socking muggers manner.

The thing is, all I'm seeing right now is potential, coursing through some fairly bland sequences of misanthropy and worldbuilding. Brubaker tends to a character-focused writer anyway, so maybe he just needs to get some added science-people into the picture to get the thing crackling, but for now it's mostly Phillips & Staples heating up the violence (outer and inner) with color and grit to keep attention. And even then, they're working in tight panels that mainly serve to muffle the science-action impact and draw attention to the former Overkill's psychological strife, which just isn't terribly interesting in its longing for freedom of the fists and skies.

OKAY in terms of possibility and technical chops, but it hasn't gotten me itching for the next issue like the better of this team's work.

Comix Experience Top Sellers 2008: Comics

Here is the same exercise, but this time with periodical comics. It, too, is under the cut.

Comics were slightly over 41% of my gross sales.

This is a list of SALES, not of orders -- though there are a few places where those numbers were exactly the same (there's one little really obvious clump of that in the 50s)

In reality, my #1 best selling "comic" was "Quarter Book - 10 for a buck", while #2 was "dollar book", and #3 was "Quarter book - single". That looked really weird and awful on the resulting chart, however.

You can see that, especially in the first half of the chart the watchwords are "Whedon, Morrison, Bendis"

1 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #13 2 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #11 3 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #12 4 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #14 5 DC UNIVERSE ZERO 6 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #16 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #15 8 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #10 9 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #17 10 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #18 11 SECRET INVASION #1 12 FINAL CRISIS #1 13 GIANT SIZE ASTONISHING X-MEN #1 14 SECRET INVASION #2 ALL STAR SUPERMAN #10 16 SERENITY BETTER DAYS #1 17 ALL STAR SUPERMAN #11 18 ASTONISHING X-MEN #25 19 ASTONISHING X-MEN #24 20 ALL STAR SUPERMAN #12 21 FINAL CRISIS #2 22 FINAL CRISIS #3 (OF 7) 23 SERENITY BETTER DAYS #2 24 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #19 25 ASTONISHING X-MEN #26 26 SECRET INVASION #4 SI 27 SECRET INVASION #7 (OF 8) 28 SECRET INVASION #3 SERENITY BETTER DAYS #3 30 SECRET INVASION #6 (OF 8) SECRET INVASION #5 (OF 8) 32 UNCANNY X-MEN #500 33 ANGEL AFTER THE FALL #7 34 DARK TOWER LONG ROAD HOME #1 35 FINAL CRISIS #4 (OF 7) 36 ANGEL AFTER THE FALL #3 37 ASTONISHING X-MEN #27 BATMAN #677 39 SECRET INVASION #8 (OF 8) BATMAN #679 41 BATMAN #676 42 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #20 CHEN CVR HELLBOY THE CROOKED MAN #1 (OF 3) ANGEL AFTER THE FALL #5 45 FANTASTIC FOUR #554 46 ANGEL AFTER THE FALL #6 47 FINAL CRISIS #5 (OF 7) NEW AVENGERS #38 49 HELLBOY THE CROOKED MAN #2 (OF 3) NEW AVENGERS #43 SI ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN THE BOY WONDER #10 52 NEW AVENGERS #44 FINAL CRISIS LEGION OF THREE WORLDS #1 (OF 5) NEW AVENGERS #42 NEW AVENGERS #41 NEW AVENGERS #40 NEW AVENGERS #39 FANTASTIC FOUR #555 JUSTICE LEAGUE THE NEW FRONTIER SPECIAL ANGEL AFTER THE FALL #4 ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN THE BOY WONDER #9 62 ANGEL AFTER THE FALL #8 BATMAN #678 64 ANGEL AFTER THE FALL #9 65 JSA KINGDOM COME SPECIAL SUPERMAN #1 FINAL CRISIS LEGION OF THREE WORLDS #2 (OF 5) WOLVERINE #68 JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #17 69 SANDMAN DREAM HUNTERS #1 (OF 4) (MR) ANGEL AFTER THE FALL #10 ULTIMATES 3 #2 72 UNCANNY X-MEN #501 KICK ASS #4 MIGHTY AVENGERS #14 THOR #7 NEW AVENGERS ANNUAL #2 77 UNCANNY X-MEN #504 UNCANNY X-MEN #503 ANGEL AFTER THE FALL #11 WOLVERINE #67 81 HELLBOY IN THE CHAPEL OF MOLOCH ONE SHOT NEW AVENGERS #45 BATMAN #680 RIP FINAL CRISIS SUPERMAN BEYOND #1 (OF 2) TRINITY #1 86 NEW AVENGERS #46 HELLBOY THE CROOKED MAN #3 (OF 3) RASL #1 89 WOLVERINE #66 UNCANNY X-MEN #499 DARK TOWER LONG ROAD HOME #2 UNCANNY X-MEN #494 FELL #9 94 BATMAN #682 BATMAN #681 RIP (NOTE PRICE) UNCANNY X-MEN #502 MIGHTY AVENGERS #16 MIGHTY AVENGERS #13 CAPTAIN AMERICA #36 100 FINAL CRISIS RAGE OF THE RED LANTERNS #1 MIGHTY AVENGERS #17 MIGHTY AVENGERS #15 AVENGERS INVADERS #1 UNCANNY X-MEN #495 CAPTAIN AMERICA #35 CAPTAIN AMERICA #34 THOR #66

-B

 

Comix Experience Top Sellers 2008: Books

I still need to get a little more caught up with End of Year stuff before I start writing reviews again (it's really insane how Thanksgiving to Christmas kills me to do anything else whatsoever), but here's some data stuff to look at, if you're interested. You'll find it after the jump!

We ended the year up by 6% compared to 2007. That's pretty damn good for a nineteen year old business in a down economy, I think!

Here is a list of the Top 100 best selling "Book" items for 2008. "Book" is sometimes oddly categorized, but this is how Diamond uses the term -- which is why, say, NEW LOVE & ROCKETS #1 is on this list, and not on the "comics" side.

"Books" were just over 51.5% of my gross sales

Item #1 is more than 300% of item #2.

Item #2 is more than 200% of item #25. Item #25 is just under 200% of item #100.

A list that was JUST "released for the first time in 2008" would look VERY different than this one, of course -- this shows you the power of backlist!

There are also more than a few books on this list which could have risen dramatically if only there was ANY source for them (DM or Bookstore market) for all 12 months of 2008.

1 WATCHMEN TP 2 Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 10 WHYS AND WHEREFORES 3 Y THE LAST MAN VOL 1 UNMANNED TP 4 Y THE LAST MAN VOL 2 CYCLES TP 5 WALKING DEAD TP VOL 08 MADE TO SUFFER 6 BUFFY SEASON 8 TP VOL 02 NO FUTURE FOR YOU 7 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER LONG WAY HOME TP 8 FABLES TP VOL 10 THE GOOD PRINCE 9 THE FART PARTY TP 10 Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 03 ONE SMALL STEP 11 LOVE & ROCKETS NEW STORIES #1 Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 05 RING OF TRUTH Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 09 MOTHERLAND 14 BOYS TP VOL 02 GET SOME Y THE LAST MAN VOL 4 SAFEWORD TP 16 FABLES TP VOL 11 WAR AND PIECES (MR) LOEG VOL ONE TP 18 BATMAN THE KILLING JOKE SPECIAL ED HC 19 JUDENHASS GN Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 07 PAPER DOLLS 21 DMZ TP VOL 04 FRIENDLY FIRE Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 06 GIRL ON GIRL Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 08 KIMONO DRAGONS 24 BATMAN DARK KNIGHT RETURNS TP BLACK HOLE COLLECTED SC COMPLETE PERSEPOLIS TP DMZ TP VOL 05 THE HIDDEN WAR WARREN ELLIS AETHERIC MECHANICS GN (MR) 29 UMBRELLA ACADEMY APOCALYPSE SUITE TP 30 HELLBOY TP VOL 08 DARKNESS CALLS HELLBOY VOL 01 SEED OF DESTRUCTION TP POWERS VOL 11 SECRET IDENTITY TP SAM & MAX SURFIN HIGHWAY TP SANDMAN TP VOL 01 PRELUDES & NOCTURNES 35 ACME NOVELTY LIBRARY VOL 18 HC ASTONISHING X-MEN TP VOL 4 UNSTOPPABLE CRIMINAL TP VOL 03 DEAD AND DYING (MR) EX MACHINA TP VOL 07 EX CATHEDRA (MR) FABLES TP VOL 01 LEGENDS IN EXILE LOEG VOL TWO TP V FOR VENDETTA TP 42 ACME NOVELTY LIBRARY HC #19 (MR) BOYS TP VOL 01 CRIMINAL TP VOL 02 LAWLESS EX MACHINA VOL 6 POWER DOWN TP SHORTCOMINGS HC WALKING DEAD VOL 1 DAYS GONE BYE TP 48 SANDMAN TP VOL 02 THE DOLLS HOUSE 49 100 BULLETS TP VOL 12 DIRTY (MR) LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN THE BLACK DOSSIER HC SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN TP VOL 02 52 BATMAN YEAR ONE DELUXE SC BOYS TP VOL 03 GOOD FOR THE SOUL DC UNIVERSE THE STORIES OF ALAN MOORE DMZ TP VOL 03 PUBLIC WORKS PREACHER TP VOL 01 GONE TO TEXAS NEW EDITION 57 ALL STAR SUPERMAN TP VOL 01 BUFFY SEASON 8 TP VOL 03 WOLVES AT THE GATE FABLES TP VOL 02 ANIMAL FARM HELLBOY VOL 07 THE TROLL WITCH & OTHERS TP LAST MUSKETEER SC PREACHER TP VOL 02 UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD NEW EDITION WANTED GN (NEW PTG) WE 3 TP 65 ARKHAM ASYLUM ANNIVERSARY ED SC CASANOVA TP VOL 01 LUXURIA EX MACHINA TP VOL 01 THE FIRST HUNDRED DAYS EX MACHINA TP VOL 02 TAG FABLES 1001 NIGHTS OF SNOWFALL SC FILTH TP PREACHER TP VOL 04 ANCIENT HISTORY NEW EDITION SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN VOL 1 TP SCOTT PILGRIM VOL 04 SCOTT PILGRIM GETS IT TOGETHER GN TOP 10 BOOK ONE TP 01 ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE TP 76 ALL STAR SUPERMAN HC VOL 01 CRIMINAL VOL 1 COWARD TP EX MACHINA TP VOL 03 FACT V FICTION FABLES VOL 9 SONS OF EMPIRE TP INVISIBLES TP #1 SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION VOL 01 (OF 7) PREACHER TP VOL 03 PROUD AMERICANS NEW EDITION 82 BATMAN AND SON TP BATMAN GRENDEL NEW PTG TP BERLIN TP BOOK 02 CITY OF SMOKE (MR) BPRD TP VOL 08 KILLING GROUND BPRD VOL 07 GARDEN OF SOULS TP FREAKANGELS TP VOL 01 (MR) HELLBOY VOL 02 WAKE THE DEVIL TP JOSS WHEDONS FRAY FUTURE SLAYER TP LOBSTER JOHNSON TP VOL 01 IRON PROMETHEUS NEW YORK FOUR PROMETHEA BOOK ONE TP VOL 01 WORLD WAR Z ORAL HISTORY OF ZOMBIE WAR SC 94 DARK TOWER GUNSLINGER BORN PREM HC DMZ TP VOL 02 BODY OF A JOURNALIST EX MACHINA TP VOL 04 MARCH TO WAR FABLES TP VOL 04 MARCH OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS HELLBOY VOL 04 RIGHT HAND OF DOOM TP JACK OF FABLES TP VOL 03 THE BAD PRINCE JEFFREY BROWN LITTLE THINGS SC MEMOIR IN SLICES PREACHER TP VOL 05 DIXIE FRIED NEW EDITION PRIDE OF BAGHDAD SC THE ARRIVAL GN WALKING DEAD VOL 07 THE CALM BEFORE TP

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Now, here's the same calculation sorted by dollars, instead, which changes some of the complexion of the list in fairly substantial ways. Suddenly you can see why $50+ HCs are being published!

1 WATCHMEN TP 2 Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 10 WHYS AND WHEREFORES 3 ABSOLUTE SANDMAN HC VOL 03 4 ABSOLUTE SANDMAN HC VOL 01 5 Y THE LAST MAN VOL 1 UNMANNED TP 6 FABLES TP VOL 10 THE GOOD PRINCE 7 COMPLETE PERSEPOLIS TP 8 BUFFY SEASON 8 TP VOL 02 NO FUTURE FOR YOU 9 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER LONG WAY HOME TP 10 BOYS TP VOL 02 GET SOME 11 WALKING DEAD TP VOL 08 MADE TO SUFFER 12 LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN THE BLACK DOSSIER HC 13 Y THE LAST MAN VOL 2 CYCLES TP 14 FABLES TP VOL 11 WAR AND PIECES (MR) 15 BATMAN THE KILLING JOKE SPECIAL ED HC 16 JACK KIRBYS FOURTH WORLD OMNIBUS HC VOL 04 17 ABSOLUTE SANDMAN HC VOL 04 (MR) 18 THE FART PARTY TP 19 LOVE & ROCKETS NEW STORIES #1 Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 05 RING OF TRUTH Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 09 MOTHERLAND 22 SAM & MAX SURFIN HIGHWAY TP SANDMAN TP VOL 01 PRELUDES & NOCTURNES 24 HELLBOY TP VOL 08 DARKNESS CALLS POWERS VOL 11 SECRET IDENTITY TP 26 BLACK HOLE COLLECTED SC 27 ASTONISHING X-MEN TP VOL 4 UNSTOPPABLE V FOR VENDETTA TP 29 LOEG VOL ONE TP 30 UMBRELLA ACADEMY APOCALYPSE SUITE TP 31 Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 03 ONE SMALL STEP 32 SHORTCOMINGS HC 33 HELLBOY VOL 01 SEED OF DESTRUCTION TP 34 ACME NOVELTY LIBRARY VOL 18 HC 35 Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 07 PAPER DOLLS 36 ABSOLUTE DARK KNIGHT HC 37 STARMAN OMNIBUS HC VOL 01 38 SANDMAN TP VOL 02 THE DOLLS HOUSE 39 ABSOLUTE LOEG THE BLACK DOSSIER HC ABSOLUTE SANDMAN HC VOL 02 (JUN070259) (MR) 41 Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 08 KIMONO DRAGONS 42 Y THE LAST MAN VOL 4 SAFEWORD TP 43 BATMAN DARK KNIGHT RETURNS TP 44 BOYS TP VOL 03 GOOD FOR THE SOUL DC UNIVERSE THE STORIES OF ALAN MOORE 46 SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN TP VOL 02 47 BOYS TP VOL 01 48 WANTED GN (NEW PTG) 49 DMZ TP VOL 04 FRIENDLY FIRE Y THE LAST MAN TP VOL 06 GIRL ON GIRL 51 ACME NOVELTY LIBRARY HC #19 (MR) 52 COMIC BOOK TATTOO SC (C: 0-1-2) 53 LOEG VOL TWO TP 54 DARK TOWER GUNSLINGER BORN PREM HC 55 DMZ TP VOL 05 THE HIDDEN WAR 56 FILTH TP 57 ACME NOVELTY DATEBOOK VOL 2 HC 58 CRIMINAL TP VOL 02 LAWLESS 59 HELLBOY VOL 07 THE TROLL WITCH & OTHERS TP 60 LOST GIRLS DLX SLIPCASED ED CURR PTG WATCHMEN THE ABSOLUTE EDITION HC 62 HOWARD THE DUCK OMNIBUS 63 OMEGA THE UNKNOWN PREM HC 64 ALL STAR SUPERMAN HC VOL 01 INVISIBLES TP #1 SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION VOL 01 (OF 7) 66 GRENDEL GOD & THE DEVIL TP 67 ARKHAM ASYLUM ANNIVERSARY ED SC TOP 10 BOOK ONE TP 01 69 SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN VOL 1 TP 70 EX MACHINA TP VOL 07 EX CATHEDRA (MR) 71 KIRBY KING OF THE COMICS HC 72 FREAKANGELS TP VOL 01 (MR) 73 BONE ONE VOL ED SC 74 BATMAN GRENDEL NEW PTG TP BERLIN TP BOOK 02 CITY OF SMOKE (MR) JOSS WHEDONS FRAY FUTURE SLAYER TP 77 ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN THE BOY WONDER HC VOL 01 CIVIL WAR TP 79 EX MACHINA VOL 6 POWER DOWN TP 80 BUFFY SEASON 8 TP VOL 03 WOLVES AT THE GATE 81 FABLES VOL 9 SONS OF EMPIRE TP 82 BATMAN YEAR ONE DELUXE SC PREACHER TP VOL 01 GONE TO TEXAS NEW EDITION 84 POWERS VOL 1 WHO KILLED RETRO GIRL TP (NEW PTG) 85 CRIMINAL TP VOL 03 DEAD AND DYING (MR) 86 THE ARRIVAL GN 87 PREACHER TP VOL 02 UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD NEW EDITION 88 MAKING COMICS STORYTELLING SECRETS OF COMICS MANGA & GN SC 89 BPRD TP VOL 08 KILLING GROUND BPRD VOL 07 GARDEN OF SOULS TP HELLBOY VOL 02 WAKE THE DEVIL TP LOBSTER JOHNSON TP VOL 01 IRON PROMETHEUS 93 BLACK SUMMER TP (MR) ANGEL AFTER THE FALL HC 95 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER OMNIBUS TP VOL 01 96 100 BULLETS TP VOL 12 DIRTY (MR) 97 JOKER HC 98 FABLES 1001 NIGHTS OF SNOWFALL SC PREACHER TP VOL 04 ANCIENT HISTORY NEW EDITION 100 BLANKETS GN (NEW PTG)

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Always willing to listen, if you have any thoughts on any of this!

-B