Arriving 4/4

ANNIHILATION SILVER SURFER #1(OF 4)ANT #5 AQUAMAN SWORD OF ATLANTIS #41 ARCHENEMIES #1 (OF 4) BATMAN AND THE MONSTER MEN #6(OF 6) BATMAN SECRETS #2 (OF 5) BATTLE POPE COLOR #6 BLOOD OF THE DEMON #14 BLOWJOB #17 (A) BOMB QUEEN #3 (OF 4) BOOK OF LOST SOULS #6 CITY OF HEROES #12 CLIVE BARKERS GREAT AND SECRET SHOW #1 (OF 12) DETECTIVE COMICS #818 DOC SAMSON #4 (OF 5) DUEL #3 (OF 4) ED THE HAPPY CLOWN #6 (OF 9) EMO BOY #6 ENVELOPE MANUFACTURER #2 EX MACHINA #19 EXTERMINATORS #4 FRIDAY THE 13TH BLOODBATH #3 (OF 3) FRIDAY THE 13TH JASON VS JASON X #1 (OF 2) GI JOE AMERICAS ELITE #10 HARD TIME SEASON TWO #5 INFINITE CRISIS #6 (OF 7) JETTA RATE ONE SHOT JONAH HEX #6 JSA #84 JUGHEAD #172 JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED #20 KEEP #5 (OF 5) KEIF LLAMA XENOTECH #6 (OF 6) LIONS TIGERS & BEARS VOL 2 CVR A LAWRENCE #1 (OF 4) LITTLE SCROWLIE #13 LOONEY TUNES #137 MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #14 MARVEL TEAM-UP #19 MARVEL ZOMBIES #5 (OF 5) MASTERS OF HORROR #4 (OF 12) MOON KNIGHT #1 NEW EXCALIBUR #6 NEXT EXIT #8 NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST #2 (OF 3) NODWICK #32 OMAC PROJECT INFINITE CRISIS SPECIAL OUTSIDERS #35 PLANETARY #25 PUNISHER #32 PVP #25 REVOLUTION ON THE PLANET OF THE APES #3 (OF 6) SILENT HILL DEAD ALIVE #4 (OF5) SONIC X #7 SPIDER-GIRL #97 STRANGETOWN #1 STREET FIGHTER II #3 ALVIN LEE CVR A SUPERIOR SHOWCASE #1 SWAMP THING #26 TALES FROM RIVERDALE DIGEST #10 TEAM ZERO #5 (OF 6) TEEN TITANS #34 THUNDERBOLT JAXON #3 (OF 5) TICK DAYS OF DRAMA #5 TRANSFORMERS BEAST WARS (IDW) #3 (OF 4) ULTIMATE X-MEN #69 UNDERWORLD #3 (OF 5) WILDEREMERE WINTER MEN #4 (OF 8) X-MEN APOCALYPSE DRACULA #3 (OF 4) X-MEN THE END MEN AND X-MEN #4 (OF 6) [Did not Recieve today] X-MEN UNLIMITED #14 Y THE LAST MAN #44 YOUNG AVENGERS #11

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-B

I have now read the worst comic ever: Graeme's review of the 3/29 books.

It’s the little things, isn’t it? For example, listening to Brian Michael Bendis’s recent three-hour Q and A podcast the other day while on my way to work, I heard him announce that he is a massive fan of “Gilmore Girls”. All of a sudden, all of my previous dislike of Bendis’s work? Gone. Entirely. Because I, too, am an enormous fan of the show, despite Rory’s face, which looks like some weird Manga drawing come to life. But, hey! Arguably the most popular writer in comics likes the same shitty TV shows as me! I feel vindicated. While I’m talking about podcasts and everything, did anyone else listen to Lene Taylor’s interview with Rory Root? I think I have a new comics crush now.

ACTION COMICS #837: Hey, where’s the “One Year Later” comment at the start of the book…? Kurt Busiek and Geoff Johns continue their rehabilitation of the Superman characters, and in the process, make this book feel like the team-up Superman book again with the big name guest-stars. There’s something about this current take on Superman that feels fresh despite the fact that it’s just reusing lots of old Cary Bates (or earlier) ideas - Superman powerless? We’ve never seen that before! Lex Luthor claiming to be over Superman? I give it five minutes! – which is both unusual and pleasant to see. Even the cliffhanger at the end of the book has been done before, I think. It feels as if the books are moving forward again, in some way, and even if the final destination of some of these particular plots are obvious, it’s the execution that’s making me come back. If that makes sense. Good.

ADULT FRANKENSTEIN: You know, I knew that this was going to be bad. But nothing prepared me for just how bad this actually is. I mean, Jesus, this is really, appallingly, your-brain-may-leak-out-of-your-ears bad. Never mind any “Hey, how kitsch can something called Adult Frankenstein be?” type of thinking because, Holy Mother of God, this is so bad it goes beyond kitsch and out into some kind of quality wasteland where kitsch is the fairy tale that bad stories tell to their children to make them stop crying. When the porn content – you know, the actual fucking - is potentially the one redeeming quality of a book, then hopefully you get the idea of just how bad it is, especially considering that the porn itself is really shittily done porn. The stories are just the worst horror fan fiction ideas ever; you can imagine the writer’s thought process being “What if Frankenstein’s monster met [Insert other famous horror character of choice]? Well, they’d fight. And then some woman would appear and fuck one of them! Done!” Almost every single story in this book is exactly like that, and the ones that aren’t only have variations like “And then some woman would appear and fuck both of them!” or “What if we really shake things up and have the woman fuck someone and then they fight? GENIUS!” Ignore Jeff’s cruel attempt to convince some of you that this has its charms because of the John Buscema rip-off art; he’s just trying to trick you into wasting your money. What’s the worst rating that we can do here? Ass? This is Ass to the power of infinity. And then some.

Yeesh.

ALL STAR SUPERMAN #3: Everything is in place here: Grant Morrison is bringing his “Silly ideas that I play straight and magically become great stories” game, Frank Quitely’s art is as good as ever – and I loved Jimmy’s Signal Watch and want one for myself – and it’s another well-done one-issue-story that also moves the larger plot forward. But it really didn’t do it for me like the first couple of issues did. There were bits I really loved, sure, but I felt as if this was Morrison on auto-pilot at times in the dialogue, and there were was something about his portrayal of Lois that bugged me (I think it’s that she still thinks that Superman was only pretending to be Clark – It makes her seem willfully dumb, you know?)… It’s Very Good, sure, but a disappointment after the earlier issues of the book. Next issue has Jimmy Olsen as Britney Spears, though, so I have high hopes.

BLUE BEETLE #1: Excuse me while I go off here, but for the love of Pete: HOW HARD IS IT FOR PEOPLE AT COMIC COMPANIES TO REMEMBER WHAT THEY DID IN THEIR OWN BOOKS THREE MONTHS AGO? In the middle of this issue, we get a flashback to Jaime, the new Blue Beetle, finding the scarab for the first time. Sadly, we’d already seen Jaime find the scarab for the first time in Infinite Crisis #3, and it’s not the same scene. Yeah, yeah, I know, Superboy punched something. But still, it was only three months ago, people. Don’t be so sloppy. Apart from that, this worked for me despite itself – the opener with Guy Gardner attacking Jaime seems forced, as if there had to be an action sequence somewhere in the first issue so it might as well be with another hero to create “excitement” and “mystery”. The rest of the book, which is much slower in pace and mostly domestic world-building, is much more enjoyable and oddly reminiscent of the first few issues of Milestone’s Static, if anyone else besides me remembers that one… Right now, it feels like an Okay “teenager as rookie superhero book” that’ll be worth checking out every now and then, albeit one with amazing art from Cully Hamner, who hopefully won’t be signed to a Marvel exclusive and leave the book now that I’ve said that.

CAPTAIN AMERICA 65th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: I ended up reading this one twice, because the first time, I’d just read Adult Frankenstein and it made me not only hate this book, but all comics ever, and possibly myself as well. A day later and with things in better perspective, I took another pass at it, and what do you know? It’s not that bad after all. Not that it’s that wonderful, either, mind you. Despite the title, there’s no real attempt at celebrating any kind of anniversary in here; it’s just Ed Brubaker writing a Cap and Bucky versus the Nazis story, with Nick Fury and the Howling Commandos as guest-stars, but played straighter (and, to be honest, kind of duller) than you’d expect from Brubaker. You’d want a story where the Red Skull has a giant 500-year-old robot that fights Cap to really focus on that, instead of the lead up to said fight and Bucky fancying a German resistance girl, wouldn’t you? But you’d be disappointed here, considering the robot only gets a few pages and turns out to be worse in a fight than me. You’d also end up being disappointed by Javier Pulido’s art, which continues his slump into a simpler style that’s not as effective as his old stuff (Marcos Martin, who co-illustrates the book, does some great stuff, though). Okay, but it could have been so much better.

CONTINUITY GN PDF: Did anyone else end up downloading the complete PDF for AiT’s next graphic novel this week? It’s an odd promotional tool, I think. Sure, potential customers get to try the whole thing before they pay for it, but that also means that people who were on the fence have the opportunity to read the whole thing for free and spend their money on something else… Being a behind the scenes geek, I really want to know what the orders are going to be like as a result of this, and see if any other publisher follows Larry’s lead if it’s shown to “work”. As for the graphic novel itself, it’s as interesting as the promo; if most AiT books are movies like Armageddon or something, this is Minority Report - There’s definitely a Philip K. Dick quality to it in terms of plot, but with a more mainstream execution than Dick’s own writing (the ending, which admittedly confused me because I am a dull and simple lad, is more upbeat than something Dick would’ve written, for example). It’s something that sticks in your head (which may explain why Larry released the full PDF preview, because it’s not as simple a sell as the high concept books like Astronauts in Trouble or even Demo); when I read it first, I didn’t like it, but the more I think about it, the more it grows on me. Good although I may end up at Very Good if I keep thinking.

FANTASTIC FOUR #536: Finally, an FF book for people who want to read a badly-paced, mean-spirited story featuring the characters. For anyone who picked this up, did you notice the really strange stretch of three pages in the first half of the book where every page ends with a stilted line of dialogue that’s clearly meant to imply that bad things are about to happen (“That’s where you’re wrong, Ben - - Dead wrong.” “S.H.I.E.L.D. can’t get here in time… Same for conventional ground forces… But I’m not sure it would matter, not against them - - Not against Doombots.” “We can deal with that later, Sue. Right now - - I’d say we have bigger fish to fry.”)? You can tell what JMS is trying to do, but it doesn’t work; instead of building tension, you end up being bored and just wanting the big reveal already. Except that the big reveal is already on the cover, so there’s no tension whatsoever. When the last page of the book comes, the full-page panel of Thor’s hammer is entirely anti-climactic, just like the return of Doctor Doom – Wasn’t he dead? No-one seems that surprised to see him running around again, and the terrible dialogue (“Doom! But, it’s - - It’s not possible!”) is entirely undermined by the lack of expression in the corresponding art, which just has Mister Fantastic looking slightly bored, so maybe everyone knew he wasn’t dead. That’s what I get for not reading all of Mark Waid’s run. In fact, this may be one of the most boring “event” books I’ve ever read. It’s not all JMS’s fault, though; Mike McKone may be many things, but something he’s not (at least, not here) is dynamic. His action sequences seem very static, and his characters hardly emotive. I seem to remember his Teen Titans work being better than this, so maybe he’s just been anaesthetized by the script. Awful, and not a good sign for Civil War, if this is part of “The Road” to it.

(Oh, and the Thor revamp? Set up on the second page, fairly obviously.)

GREEN LANTERN #10: My pet theory that Geoff Johns has been playing for time and waiting for the One Year Later jump since around issue 3 of this series seems to be paying off, as the series stops with all the generic plots that could’ve been done elsewhere and starts doing Green Lantern-centric stories again. There’s perhaps too much going on in here, and the storytelling is slightly muddy, but Johns gets his subplot on here, laying groundwork not only for future GL, but also 52 (An international Superhero “Freedom of Power” treaty? The Global Guardians, apparently with Jet, the dead New Guardian from the ‘80s on the team? Sure looks like her. The Sinestro Corps?) while also establishing a new status quo for Hal Jordan as former prisoner of war and current military hero, bizarrely enough. Surprisingly Good, but that may be colored by my relief that things are finally happening again.

(Also interesting – Hal Jordan, like Dick Grayson, is introduced in his OYL book the morning after a one night stand with someone who he doesn’t know the name of. It felt odd when Nightwing did it, but now that it’s happened here as well, I wonder if this is some strange DC-wide “Let’s make our heroes seem more masculine – Women throw themselves at them” meme. I find it somewhat misogynistic and it makes me think that the characters involved all seem kind of dickish, but I’m a fan of Gilmore Girls, so what do I know?)

NEW AVENGERS: ILLUMINATI: There’s really too much text on this cover, you know. It makes it look like the book’s title is THE ROAD TO CIVIL WAR: THE NEW AVENGERS: ILLUMINATI. There’s probably a “Well, it is a Bendis book, and he’s really wordy” joke to be done now, but I’ll let you have that fun yourselves. As someone who has a problem with Bendis’s dialogue – it reads as overly writerly and unnatural to me; people don’t talk with the rhythm that he uses, and his hand is obvious too often, as characters become mouthpieces for whatever plot point he’s trying to reach – this book was never going to be my favorite thing, but I really didn’t expect the awkwardness of the last six pages of the story here. As Jeff says, it comes across as a tacky way to show how this book is supposed to lead into Civil War by having Iron Man predict the opening of Civil War in amazing detail (Something that Marvel hammers home by then running a preview of those Civil War pages immediately after the end of the story. And how many times can I write Civil War in one sentence?); it’s entirely unnecessary and overplays what otherwise might have been a more subtle lead in. And what’s with the characters referring to comics by their titles? When Iron Man starts reeling off recent Marvel comics (“House of M, Nick Fury’s Secret War, the 198…”), you almost expect him to turn to the reader and say “And the trades of each of those stories are available where you bought this very comic, true believer!” It’s Crap. Alex Maleev’s art is nice, though.

Two bad lead-ins to Civil War in one week. That’s not a good sign.

OR ELSE #4: In which Kevin Huizenga goes insane in a good way. I have a sick wrong love for the Monkees movie Head, and this issue of Or Else, I’ve convinced myself, is the comic version of Head. It has the disjointed and disorientating quality of the movie, as well as the satirization of media and corporate cultures that, in the 1960s saw Jack Nicholson writing a movie where Frank Zappa and a talking cow tell the Monkees that they’re part of the machine, man and now has Huizenga remixing drug ads with comic culture (“Ask your doctor for more information. See our ad in The Comics Journal. Side effects may vary: difficulty breathing, heart attack, nausea, angst, schaudenfreude, rabies, reactionary politics, or shyness.”). It’s a break from the feel of his previous work, but not the technique, and it makes me worry for how Huizenga’s doing at the same time as marveling at what he’s doing. Excellent.

SUPERMAN/BATMAN #24: Just like Or Else #4, a stunning attack on corporate… Oh, okay, not really. There was an interview with Jeph Loeb somewhere where he admitted that the death of his son Sam hit his work hard, and that really shows in the current run on this book. It’s entirely lacking in the joy of the earlier issues, and instead just goes through the motions of “Well, they’d never expect this!” without any heart to back it up. There was, despite what many people will tell you, a plot and internal logic to the book up until the return of Ed McGuinness, but since then, it’s been people hitting each other and shouting and things happening for no reason, with unexplained plots apparently headed towards “Well, the Joker had godlike powers, so that’s why nothing makes sense” resolution. Sadly, Awful.

X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL #3: I think I’m immune to Peter Milligan. Everyone I know seems to love this book, and I really get nothing from it. I don’t even dislike it, it just leaves me entirely cold. The most interesting thing for me about it is wondering why all the art seems so blurry. Go with Jeff’s review; he doesn’t have the same malady of Milliganitis that I do. For me, though, the very definition of Eh.

PICK OF THE WEEK is Or Else #4, because Kevin Huizenga’s pain at the way the world is is my entertainment. Cheap holidays in other people’s misereeeeeeee! And, yes, I know it’s under Books/Mags/Stuff on Bri’s list, but I’m still picking it, Goddammit. PICK OF THE WEAK is Adult Frankenstein, because, well. Just because. Trade of The Week that isn’t Or Else is probably the Trailers book from NBM that I haven’t finished reading yet but am enjoying greatly (Ignore the terrible cover and take a peak inside; it’s much better than the cover implies). Continuity doesn’t count because it’s not officially released yet, and the other trades I’ve been reading this week – Supreme Power volume 1 (which, despite Bri’s attempts, I still really dislike. I just don’t get the point of it. Why bother with “What if the JLA happened in the real world?”? What’s the point?) and the first hardcover Nexus Archives, which I’m loving much more than I’d expected – aren’t new releases… I’m apparently in a collections frame of mind these days and freely admit it; I’m pissed off that someone got those cheap secondhand NewXMen hardcovers from Green Apple before I had the chance to get back to the store with enough money to pick them up myself. If you’re reading this, whoever did it, then you should take them back to the store right now and tell them that they should only resell them to me. You know it makes sense.

Jeff's Reviews of the 3/29 Books....Or Are They??

I realized when I sat down to write this that it's April 1st and at first I thought "hey, wouldn't it be hilarious to write these reviews and completely make shit up!?" But you know, the occasional Google Romance aside, I'm not the biggest fan of April Fool's Day stuff, on or off the 'Net. Part of that is my general inclination toward the "bah, humbug" state of mind, and some of it is I just recently had to wipe the egg off my face after gleefully telling my wife about that whole "exploding space tits" story. I think the Internet and British tabloids should be exempt from April Fool's Day shenanigans because for them, every day is April Fool's Day.

So I scrapped the whole phony review idea (or....did I????) and what follows are my genuine reactions to this week's books (or....are they????)

[Note: they are.]

ACTION COMICS #837: Didn't enjoy this as much as the previous issue but it's still fun. I was mildly annoyed with the special guest-stars and the ending this ish because, I dunno, the idea that Superman loses his powers means 90,000 guest stars have to come in and save his powerless hash is kinda played out. Aren't the DC books strong enough that we can have a gripping story without having a superpowered cameo of some kind to fulfill the requisite formula? Apprarently not. Good, but as you can tell, that kind of thing bugs me.

ADULT FRANKENSTEIN: I know Graeme's gonna review this (and I can't wait!) but I had to chip in my two cents since I read it at the store. The author deserves some credit for knowing what he likes (short "stories" in which Frankenstein fights monsters and usually gets a blow job for his troubles) as well as his versatility--we start off with the Monster encountering Dorian Gray and end with him transcending Hell to become one of Lovecraft's Undying Ones--but it's one of the other artists in the book that really made this for me. There was some article in the Kirby Collector about the big influence Buscema's Silver Surfer had on European artists, and by God, one of these guys is here, swiping from The Silver Surfer and occasionally Conan and then throwing in awkwardly drawn choads and sketchily exposed bosoms all over the place. If you ever wanted to see Buscema draw pr0n, or just wanted to someone so obsessed with Buscema's style they even draw pr0n in that style, this is pretty god-dmaned unmissable. Good, in a very wrong and ghastly kind of way.

ALL STAR SUPERMAN #3: I got my email last night from the Internet Critics' Cabal with a guideline of recommended superlatives for this issue, but I forgot to forward it to my work address. I thought this issue was a lot of fun, and funny, and forgive issue #2 for its unwillingness to try and give Lois's paranoia any credence. I see now the art, like the original Silver Age stuff, needs to be constantly well-lit, straight-forward and upbeat because otherwise an issue where Samson and Atlas show up to compete for Super-Lois's affections just wouldn't work. And also as with the Silver Age stuff, I think the art heightens the poignance and/or tragedy lurking as subtext--there's some sort of "sad clown" effect the team is trying for in this work that's really kinda enjoyably odd. For whatever reason, a lot of the books I read this week had sections where the pages stuck together and I'd misread a sequence, and that happened to best effect here where a page ends with Superman telling Lois there's something he's wanted to do since he first met her, and then I ended up on the final page of the story, which made me go, "Well, that's weird but very, very clever." (The way it's actually supposed to read is pretty good, too.) Yup, it's another Very Good issue of this book. Well worth your time & dime.

BLUE BEETLE #1: It's weird the shit that'll hook you on a book--after that scene with the three kids cracking on each other with some actual wit, I was all-in. Giffen and Rogers have crafted a teen protagonist who seems genuinely smart and decent and a teen without going overboard--there is no Poochie effect here--and the art is strong and clean. Where it'll end up is anybody's guess, but this was a Very Good first issue and I hope it holds up. It could end up being the perfect complement to Ultimate Spider-Man and that'd be a great thing to have on the market. Fingers are officially crossed.

CAPTAIN AMERICA 65TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: I would have preferred this without that little epilogue. Because this special works really well as its own little thing, a neat bit of retro thrills with Javier Pulido and Marcos Martin doing a very Darwyn Cooke-ish take on the art, while the story works in bits and pieces that'll pay off in the current arc of the regular title. But that two page epilogue kind of oversells the tie-in angle, and kind of undervalues the retro thrills end of the deal. Don't get me wrong, I'd still give it a Good but I'd think anyone who picks this up would already be on the CA-Brubaker love train and wouldn't need that extra bit of hard sell at the end.

EAST COAST RISING VOL 1 GN: Becky Cloonan kicks out all the jams and damned if it isn't lovely as all hell: the first six pages are a damned delight as she takes the Paul Pope influence and kicks it up to eleven. And elsewhere her storytelling choices are just superb, slicing up panels like a Comics Iron Chef to nail the impact she wants without being overly showy about it. Artistically, this is incredibly capable work and it gave me the same brassy excitement I got from Sharknife.

Story-wise? Meh. It starts late, dawdles in the middle, seems content to coast on one good joke at the expense of New Jersey until it's not funny, has a great mythos but flat characters unable to inspire interest past their basic visual designs. It's meant, like Sharknife, to be a fun story, and I derived a good deal of enjoyment from listening to the duelling pirates squabble like children on a playground before fighting off a sea-monster that looks like it came straight from a biker's bicep. It was, in its own indie-manga way, intensely Bruckheimerian and depending on how much you like spending your money on empty bombast, you might like or even love this. I thought it was OK, at least, but I was hoping I'd see Cloonan's formidable chops on a story I could care about--or that I at least thought was headed for another big action setpiece perpetrated on something other than ciphers. That would be something really worth getting excited about.

FANTASTIC FOUR #536: God, Mike McKone has this awesomely clean line and a really traditional way of drawing Marvel characters--reminds of John Romita, Sr., in some ways--so why have all the action scenes on his run been so underwhelming? Are the scripts too jammed? Because you'd think a fight scene with the FF, the Army and the Legion of Doombots would have a little, I dunno, zing to it. Instead, there's a cramped half-page panel that looks like something out of Scooby-Doo where everyone's piled on top of each other. Also, isn't Dr. Doom in, y'know, Hell? In magical human-skin armor? As indicated by the run of creators just previous to this? If that's dealt with next issue, fine, but don't just plunk him down in the middle of a bunch of Doombots and not expect some confusion is what I'm saying. Sub-Eh, at best.

IRON MAN #6: Man, if those six issues had come out within six months of each other, what a knock out that would have been. But spread out as they've been over a year and a half, there's something underwhelming about it--odd since the delays between stuff like the Kevin Smith/Quesada issues of Daredevil, and the first arc of The Ultimates, arguably helped those books seem better to me (something to do with outlasting both the swell and backlash of public opinion so that each issue wasn't either overhyped or overdrubbed). This is a really amazing revitalization on Ellis's part of Iron Man--recreating the character so that he's the same but different, and with a very clear set of motivations, interests and passions--and I'm sure that trade'll be great, but I really can't see why these six issues took a year and a half. The art looks rushed, the story itself isn't particularly tricky and, in the end result, it's just an Iron Man story. A good one, but never has a better subliminal argument to wait for the trade been put into the marketplace and that's a shame.

MARVEL ROMANCE REDUX GUYS & DOLL: Jeff Parker has an unfair advantage here since he's dialoguing an early '70s romance story laid out by Jim Starlin which I'm guessing would be hilarious reading in its own right. But nonetheless it's either Parker's or Jon Lustig's story for the win as they both had more going for them than making fun of awkward panel transitions. This issue confirms what I've suspected for some time now: Frank Tieri is the Fozzie Bear of Marvel Comics. Desperately unfunny, particularly because he's utterly sure he's hilarious, Tieri's redialoguing of a gorgeous John Romita story is embarrassing in its lack of humor. Since the highs aren't quite as high as last issue, and the lows are much lower, I'll call this OK.

NEW AVENGERS ILLUMINATI SPECIAL: Unsurprisingly, Hibbs, not much of a Marvel fanboy, didn't mind this and I, an old-school Marvel fanboy, did. Because, wow, the idea of this secret community of Iron Man, Reed Richards, Black Bolt, Sub-Mariner, Professor X and Doctor Strange shreds so much post-Kree/Skrull War continuity--essentially any story where any two of the characters listed above appear after that now makes officially no sense--but also because the idea is just so ineptly handled. Do we see this secret society controlling either Jack or Shit during their time together? No, in fact, the three meetings depicted herein may have well been the only time these characters have met, such is the level with which Jack and Shit trammel the Marvel Universe. Throw in a really tacky scene where Iron Man, "Futurist" predicts six pages of the first issue of The Civil War ("...and because I'm a futurist, I can predict with confidence that young hero will have a 'Speed' in his name. Yes. Perhaps 'Speed Racer?' Or maybe Keanu Reeves, the star of 'Speed?' The spirits--er, I mean, the future--is unclear...") and I think we're in for another plot-hammered Marvel event. I can't totally hate any comic in which nay-saying Namor turns out to be the sharpest thinker, and the art does a great job making a series of conversations feel dynamic, but I can come pretty close. Awful stuff.

SENTRY #7: In a way, it's too bad Steven Seagle already wrote It's A Bird, because Paul Jenkins is a million times better writing stories about what superheroes mean to ordinary people than he is writing stories about superheroes. If this story had played with the metafictional conceit more bravely, he could've had it both ways and delivered something very complex. But now it all falls on whatever the special message is The Sentry "must not hear"--the entire eight issues depends on how well Jenkins can pull off that last issue gambit. Based on the first seven, I'm not very hopeful. Eh.

STAR WARS RETURN OF TAG & BINK SPECIAL ED #1: It's a single joke--whenever there are two characters in the original trilogy whose faces are concealed, it's Tag and Bink--but it's one that still amuses me, God help me. (Finally, Boba Fett's lousiness in Return of the Jedi explained!) And yet, the art tries too hard to be wacky, the story is slight, and it's a little over-priced. OK but maybe how big a Star Wars nerd you are may raise or drop that grade a smidge.

SUPERMAN BATMAN #24: When I asked Hibbs about a continuity error in this, he just shrugged and said, "Superboy punched something." Which then became the running joke of the day, explaining continuity problems in other books, shit we couldn't find around the store, and so on. I almost prefer this to the "Joker is god" excuse DC authors pull out when, as here, they realize their story makes no sense whatsoever. It took twenty-four issues and I don't know how many years for this book to go from "enjoyably demented" to "forgettably cheap." I couldn't give a good god-damn how this story ends up and that's a drag. Truly Eh.

THING #5: What, I forgot to read this? Dammit!

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #92: Probably the most effective comic with more than two superheroes in it Bendis has ever written. Good.

X-MEN DEADLY GENESIS #5: A miniseries so well integrated into the events of current X-Men continuity, than feels more like reading an issue of Uncanny X-Men than Uncanny does. And I like it, despite never really giving a shit about the third Summers brother, which is maybe like what I like about it. I'm curious to see where it ends up, and hope there are some decent twists in the final issue. ON the high side of Good.

X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL #3: Not everybody loves a G.W. Bush slam (although I do) but c'mon, that's just so damn silly, it's hilarious. And then there's more hilarity on top of that with scenes between Tike and Miss America, or Night Rider and Piano Man, or, or, or... Milligan goes way over the top here and it's eleven kinds of snarky (what does it say about Milligan's opinion of superhero comics when fights between costumed heroes is the only enjoyable activity in Hell?) but Christ, I liked this. Very Good.

WALKING DEAD #27: I forgot to read this too? Double-damn!

PICK OF THE WEEK: It should be All-Star Superman #3, really, but I'm gonna give it to Blue Beetle #1 in the hopes that it goes on to fulfill all of its amazing potential and that people actually read and buy and support it as it does. I may be an April Fool, but I'm a foolishly hopeful Fool as well.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Again, should be New Avengers Illuminati but it's one of the few times in recent history Namor was an interesting character. I'm gonna give it to Superman/Batman #24 because it's not like I expect much from the book and it can't even give me that way. I shudder in despair to think of what's going to happen to The Ultimates...

TRADE PICK: What didn't I pick up this week? The BANANA SUNDAY TPB is great; I picked up the last volume of BATTLE ROYALE (now I'm gonna read the whole thing, all in one go); EAST COAST RISING (see above); ESSENTIAL NOVA VOL 1 TPB; the two volumes of IRON WOK JAN, that second Marvel Masterworks volume of Golden Age Comics; OR ELSE #4; and the TRAILERS HC. I spent so much money this week, it was kinda appalling.

MANGA FIX: Since I've become such a manga junkie over the last year, I decided I'd split this into a separate section although my recommendations should be taken with a grain of salt (I was really relieved to find out Brad Curran ended up enjoying Monster after all). Nonetheless, Hibbs turned me on to Tsugumi Ohba & Takeshi Obata's DEATH NOTE from Viz, about a teenager with a demonic notebook that allows him to specify who dies and how. Before picking it up, I was sure this book would go kid-kills-the-high-school-bullies route but instead it takes a weirdly satisfying turn as he decides to kill off all the world's criminals, and from there gets even weirder and more satisfying as it turns into a deadly battle of cat-and-mouse between the teen and the police forces of the world (led by the world's greatest detective). There's eleven million ways this could go wrong and so far (I'm only two volumes in), Ohba & Obata have neatly avoided every one of them. If you're looking for another strange and compelling read, check out the first volume of DEATH NOTE. I'm grooving on it.

And there you have it. Oh, and happy 17th anniversary, CE! Long may you wave and all that...

What Hibbs thought of 3/22 books

Lost more time than I thought I would this week – got the order form done pretty early, but Rob got sick on Monday, killing my afternoon that I planned on writing. So, AlphaSmart at the store’s counter, while the rain pitter-pats down outside. Been open 45 minutes, and we’ve yet to have a customer yet. Good for writing, poor for the pocketbook. I studiously avoided going to the site in the last few days, but I’m going to go ahead and assume that both Graeme and Jeff have posted reviews this week, making this the rare hat trick. Unless they didn’t, in which case… never mind.

(If I read their reviews, it usually kills my interest in writing any of my own)

Next week, I think, I’ll do a big One Year Later review – although we’ll still be at least one book short (TITANS isn’t shipping this week). This is why you’ll see no DC reviews this week,

So, what shall we talk about? Well, in no particular order:

CYBERFORCE #1: Actually, I didn’t read this, but, as a retailer, I really wonder sometimes what Top Cow is thinking with their trade dress. Their TPs have “Top Cow” taking up nearly a third of the spine, in bright yellow, sticking out more than the name of the actual work. And now their periodicals have a massive TC logo nearly as visually dominating as the title of the book. Do they think that general readers give a fuck? I mean, I sell more dollars from say Lightspeed or Airship in an average month (both of which have switched to TP-only, no more serialization) than I do of the entire TC line combined. Go figure. I think this branding chases more people away than it attracts, especially because “Top Cow” isn’t descriptive of, well, anything much at all…

GUN FU SHOWGIRLS ARE FOREVER: Cute little hip hop Bond pastiche thingy, but I was a little surprised to see the credits claim that Dave Sim was a co-scripter. Maybe some of the accents or something? Didn’t read much different than the first GUN FU comics. Either way, fairly clever stuff, but I think I’d lose interest fast if this was a monthly. As a “once in a while” release, this was a solid OK.

FUTURAMA #24: I laughed, I cried, I kissed $3 goodbye. Well, I laughed, at least, which is what you want in a humor comic. A low GOOD.

RED SONJA #8: I also didn’t actually read this issue, but that’s more because they’ve just been jamming them out so fast lately, trying to “catch up” to schedule, rather than just redoing the schedule itself. Sales are also dropping really fast for us, so it seems I’m not the only one. I’ve also had a lot of complaints from customers getting confused by the multiple covers, and buying some issues twice. *sigh*

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #530: Beyond the fact, I really don’t buy the set-up – I mean, what with Peter and MJ living in Avengers Tower, and Peter having the “Iron Spider” suit, you don’t think that some investigative reporter isn’t going to figure the connection out, toot suite? – but, putting that aside, the political stuff worked pretty decently. So much so, that if it weren’t for that extremely brain-damaged dueling editorial caption thing, I probably would have said “GOOD”. But that caption thing was really heinous, knocking the whole issue down to a mild OK.

BLACK PANTHER #14: Did I say this already? That putting the two best-known Marvel black leads together just feels like pandering to me? Coming soon: the wedding of Coleen Wing and Sunfire! Wait, no, make that Dr. Strange’s manservant, Wong – Wing and Wong, quick, someone pitch that! Still, enjoyed this more than the 13 issues preceding it, so that must count for something. OK

DAREDEVIL #83: I really really really don’t buy the set up, and I don’t see how this can even a vaguely successful conclusion, but, oddly, I liked the issue just fine. A solid enough OK

NEW AVENGERS #17: I really liked the thinking behind the first couple of pages, but, man, that was much more suited for a MARVEL HOLIDAY SPECIAL or something, than THE AVENGERS. I mean “…and we’re just going to stand there”? That’s not exactly exciting action in the mighty Marvel manner, is it? I’m sure kids all over America want to read about the Avengers just standing around. I know I do. BUT WAIT, cosmic House of M action intrudes with the really preposterous power of “millions” of mutants in one man. I liked the 2 pages of Iron Man trying to negotiate (“…Korvac?”), but then we’re back to punching as a seemingly out of character Ms. Marvel throws herself in the middle (what happened to trying to be a better hero? No, she just dives in and punches. Swell), and then that dopey last page, which seems pretty damn badly timed just when MM gets her own monthly book, yes? Man, this book is just a crazy-ass train wreck, ain’t it? I can’t call it anything except AWFUL.

NEXTWAVE #3: What’s with the new “: Agents of HATE” subtitle? Someone from Eclipse threaten to sue? (I’m not the only one who remembers that book, am I?) Anyway, “second verse, same as the first”, and, already this seems like it has no legs, nor any forward momentum. Twasn’t even funny. EH.

SHE-HULK #6: A humor book (or even a “humor” book, since this seems to be trying to straddle a few lines) has some particular art needs – not “house style” like this issue. If Bobilla was still drawing this, I’d probably be enthused, but he’s not. We’ve also lost nearly half the readers from the relaunch, which isn’t a good sign for long-term health. OK

SQUADRON SUPREME #1: lots and lots of recap, which I suppose is necessary for any new readers possibly coming in, but kinda killed my interest until next issue. We’re probably the rare and odd store where it being a “Max” book was a prime selling point, and not something to be afraid of – the book was already selling Top 20 for us, so we really don’t HAVE any new readers coming in. I expect its rating to climb once we’re past the “here’s what you missed”, but this time round, I can’t muster more than an OK.

ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #28: That was a bit of a cheat, wasn’t it? I liked Land’s art in a fantasy context, but in the “real world” setting, it looks too “real” or something to me. Big EH.

TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD #16: Don’t remember if I said anything about this when it FIRST came out, 6-8 weeks ago (it was on a “Previews Update”, and, huh, looks like I double ordered it for this week), but this was a terrific issue, moving away from the romantic love to the love of comics. Really sweet stuff, and this week’s sole VERY GOOD.(even if that’s slightly cheating)

OK, just talked to Rob, he’s feeling better, but not 100% so I told him to stay home today so he’s 100% tomorrow. Which means I’ve got a lot more work to do this afternoon than originally planned. Dats dat for reviews, then, sorry.

PICK OF THE WEEK: TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD #16, yes.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Please, NEW AVENGERS #17, though it has its mental charms.

TP/BOOK OF THE WEEK: I kind of liked that the new printing of SILVR SURFER REBIRTH OF THANOS now has THE THANOS QUEST in it – but there’ still like six orphaned issues between TQ and INFINITY GAUNTLET that haven’t been reprinted and for $25, I feel they could have thrown those in.

But that’s pretty irrelevant because this week was the SC of TOP 10 THE FORTY NINERS which easily and immediately becomes the PICK, probably of the month. Fucking A+ level work, and, if you waited from the HC, getthisgetthisgetthisNOWNOWNOW!

Next week (probably): the big One Year Later wrap up….

-B

Arriving 3/29

A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #31 (A)ACTION COMICS #837 ALL STAR SUPERMAN #3 BATMAN JOURNEY INTO KNIGHT #8(OF 12) BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #202 BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #141 BLUE BEETLE #1 BOOK OF SHADOWS #1 (OF 2) BOOKS OF DOOM #5 (OF 6) CAPTAIN AMERICA 65TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL CHICANOS #5 DEADWORLD #3 FALLEN ANGEL IDW #4 (OF 5) FANTASTIC FOUR #536 FROM HEAVEN TO HELL #2 GODLAND #9 GREEN LANTERN #10 HOW TO SELF PUBLISH COMICS #2(OF 4) HYSTERIA ONE MAN GANG #2 (OF 4) INVINCIBLE #30 IRON MAN #6 JLA CLASSIFIED #19 JOVAS HARVEST #3 (OF 3) LUCIFER #72 MARVEL ROMANCE REDUX GUYS & DOLL MARVEL SPOTLIGHT DAVID FINCH ROBERTO AGUIRRE-SACASA NEW AVENGERS ILLUMINATI SPECIAL NICK FURY HOWLING COMMANDOS #6 PARADOX #2 (OF 3) POISON ELVES LOST TALES #2 QUEEN & COUNTRY #29 RISING STARS UNTOUCHABLE #2 (OF 5) ROBERT JORDANS NEW SPRING #5 ROBIN SCREWSO #1 (A) SAVAGE DRAGON #124 SENTRY #7 (OF 8) SOULFIRE #6 SPAWN #154 SPIDER-MAN & ARANA SPECIAL SPIKE VS DRACULA #2 (OF 5) STAR WARS KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC #3 STAR WARS RETURN OF TAG & BINK SPECIAL ED #1 (OF 2) STRANGE GIRL #7 SULLENGRAY #3 (OF 4) SUPER REAL #2 SUPERMAN BATMAN #24 SURROGATES #5 (OF 5) TAROT WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE #37 TEEN TITANS GO #29 THING #5 ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #92 UNCANNY X-MEN #471 UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE PSI-FORCE USAGI YOJIMBO #92 VERONICA #169 WALKING DEAD #27 WARLORD #2 X-MEN DEADLY GENESIS #5 (OF 6) X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL #3 (OF 5) ZOMBIE TALES THE DEAD #1

Book / Mag / Stuff ALIAS OMNIBUS ANT VOL 1 REALITY BITES TP BALLAD OF SLEEPING BEAUTY TP BANANA SUNDAY TP BATTLE ROYALE VOL 15 GN (OF 15) DAREDEVIL VOL 13 THE MURDOCK PAPERS TP EAST COAST RISING VOL 1 GN (OF 3) ESSENTIAL NOVA VOL 1 TP FIRST KINGDOM VOL 2 TP (OF 4) FORGOTTEN REALMS DARK ELF TRILOGY VOL 2 EXILE TP GEORGE ROMEROS LAND OF THE DEAD TP GUNNED DOWN TP HEAVY METAL MAY 2006 HELLBLAZER LADY CONSTANTINE TP INFINITY WAR TP IRON WOK JAN GN #15 IRON WOK JAN GN #17 JUXTAPOZ APR 2006 VOL 14 #4 LADY SNOWBLOOD VOL 3 RETRIBUTION PART 1 TP MARVEL MASTERWORKS GOLDEN AGEMARVEL COMICS VOL 2 NEW ED HC NEW AVENGERS VOL 3 SECRETS & LIES PREMIERE HC NIGHTWING MOBBED UP TP OR ELSE #4 PACIFY GN SEA OF RED VOL 2 NO QUARTER TP SHARKNIFE VOL 1 GN SOLSTICE TP SPAWN MANGA VOL 3 TP STAR WARS CLONE WARS VOL 8 LAST SIEGE FINAL TRUTH TP TALES OF ALVIN MAKER RED PROPHET #1 ARLEM CVR A TARZAN THE JOE KUBERT YEARS VOL 2 HC TRAILERS SC TRANSFORMERS GENERATION 1 VOL2 TP (IDW) WILL EISNERS SPIRIT ARCHIVES VOL 18 HC WIZARD COMICS MAGAZINE SUPERMAN PHOTO CVR #175 X-MEN COLOSSUS BLOODLINE TP X-MEN DARK PHOENIX SAGA TP NEW PRINTING

What looks good to you?

-B

The Onion A.V. Club Goes Savagely Critical This Week.

Just in case you don't check it out on a regular basis, this week's Onion A.V. Club brings the critic with a side-helping of savage this week. Their review of DC's One Year Later titles is really just an overview (so Hibbs should clear some space in his schedule and get to his take on the books), but their Comics of Note section has quick takes on sixteen or seventeen recent books, from La Perdida to Ganges to Daredevil and X-Men: Deadly Genesis. Worth checking out, although comparing Kevin Huizenga to Peter Bagge and Terry LaBan? Hmm...

What I do while Kate watches Lawrence of Arabia: Graeme's review of 3/22 books.

Jeff and I both review on the same day? This kind of thing can only happen… in DC Nation. I admit it; I’m kind of amused by the revamp of DC’s back page version of “Bullpen Bulletins,” especially as it reminds me of the version they had the last time they had a Crisis of Infinite proportions, when Dick Giordano had the Dan Didio role and promised all manner of good things and revolutions and the like. Still, at least DC have finally hired a good designer to do the page this time, even if a third of the page is filled with a stylish black and white portrait of Didio. Shall we begin the reviewing, nonetheless? BATMAN #651: First off, you don’t fool me with that cover, Simone Bianchi – You can’t really connect it to the cover of this month’s Detective Comics. It’s a different drawing, you sneaky wee so-and-so (I am anal enough to notice that the brushstrokes on the gloves on each cover are different. Pity me). This is a first for the One Year Later books – a Part Two. As such, it’s weird to see the “One Year Later” caption at the start of the issue. Sure, it’s One Year Later than the last issue of Batman, but this issue actually starts before the end of the first part of the story, in Detective #817, so I’m guessing that someone in DC’s collections department will have some editing to do before the inevitable trade.

What’s that? You want me to say something about the comic itself? It’s Okay, I guess; the art (by former JSA artist, Don Kramer) is kind of generic and the larger plot doesn’t really get advanced that much, but there are things to like about it, especially the way it reinforces the new “Batman isn’t a dick and can do teamwork” zeitgeist for the OYL set-up, considering that he more or less sets himself up as a diversion while Robin does the primary work beating this issue’s bad guy (Oh, okay: bad girl). But it feels like filler, already, which doesn’t bode well for the rest of this eight-issue storyline. Is it too early to want Paul Dini and Grant Morrison to take over the books?

CATWOMAN #53: The strange thing about this book is how underwhelmed I am by it, even though there are so many details about it that I really liked. Will Pfeifer has the characterization down – Being a big fan of the Brubaker run on this book, but not having picked it up since he left, I really enjoyed the Selina/Holly/Slam scene, with Slam speaking for the reader when he talks about Holly’s role as the new Catwoman – but the plot and pacing feels disjointed, and just like other OYL books, it’s playing entirely to the existing audience (No characters really get an introduction for those unfamiliar with them – Holly’s name doesn’t appear in the entire book, despite her apparently being the title character - and the scene with the cops completely lost me), without acknowledging that the Holly-as-Catwoman thing was done before, at the end of Brube’s run. David Lopez’s art is static and problematic in some scenes, but he does a nice Holly-Catwoman to balance out his weird Selina. Overall, there’s enough here to make me curious enough to maybe pick up another issue, but I wish that Pfeifer would let his characterization run riot more. Okay.

DAREDEVIL #83: I really wish that someone with a sense of humor would change the subtitle in the logo to “The Man Without Freedom” at least once before Matt gets out of prison, but that may just show why I’ll never get a job in Marvel’s production department. Meanwhile, Ed Brubaker and Michael Lark are doing a pretty good job with this book. Ed’s hitting a tone somewhere between his Sleeper and Captain America, and Lark’s stuff is just amazing in certain scenes. I’m convinced that the Daredevil running around New York is Spider-Man, for some reason, but am happy enough to hang around to see just how wrong I am over the next few issues. Good.

HAWKGIRL #50: Howard Chaykin, he likes those nipples, I’m telling you. There’s something so ideosyncratic about both Chaykin’s art and Walt Simonson’s writing that you could tell even without looking at the credits who’s behind this book, and all they’re really doing here is staying within their own comfort zones, with varying degrees of success. Simonson’s writing, with old-school thought balloon-expositions and self-depreciating humor intact, sets up the story fast and heads away from superheroics for the mythological and historical so much that the five pages Kendra appears in superhero costume at the start of the book feel like the result of editorial begging, while Chaykin provides the impressive layouts and unusual fashion choices that you expect from him. Sadly, his actual draughtsmanship is looking kind of weak – the third panel on the page where Kendra meets Grubs features the second worst facial drawing of the week – and his fondness of close cropping in every second panel begins to get a bit repetitive by the end of the book. Nevertheless, this book kind of feels a bit reviewproof: If you like Simonson or Chaykin, you’ll probably come away enjoying it – I did – and if you’ve never liked them, this definitely won’t change your mind. It’s Good, but it’s not only nothing new, it’s almost intentionally old.

JSA CLASSIFIED #10: And this book features the first worst facial drawing of the week. Paul Gulacy, the man who used to be great and then became the man who really ruined the end of Ed Brubaker’s run on Catwoman, continues his artistic decline with the final panel of this issue, where we discover that Vandal Savage is not only a (formerly) immortal caveman, but also someone whose entire head is unusually slanted to the right. And it’s a shame, because Stuart Moore’s story about Savage discovering that he’s not only no longer immortal but now only has eleven days to live, deserves better than Gulacy’s increasingly lifeless linework. Okay, but with better art, it would’ve been a Good.

MANHUNTER #20: Hello, last page reveal that means nothing to anyone other than long term readers, again! Jeff was telling me about this book the other day, and the best he could put it was that it was “ept,” whereas once it was “inept”. Me, I’m not even convinced of that; as a new reader, there was nothing here that made me want to come back, or even think of the book as anything other than fairly bland. Everything from the “superheroing is just a job” attitude to the domestic drama felt as if it’d been done before, and with more style and passion. Eh, and that’s only because it wasn’t even bad enough to get more involved with giving it a rating.

ROBIN #148: Bri and Jeff seemed somewhat surprised when I paid for this, this week, but I’ll admit it: I had a sneaking hope that this would be one of the One Year Later books that worked. I’m not sure what I could put that down to – I don’t think I’ve ever read any of Adam Beechen’s writing before, and even though I’m a fan of Karl Kerschl, I knew he was only on the book for one issue before disappearing to do movie tie-ins. But for some reason, I really wanted to enjoy this. Thankfully, I did (Not that it would’ve been that bad if I hadn’t, of course. At worst, it still would’ve been better than Manhunter). The tone of the book feels light and “young adventure”-ish, despite the murder mystery plot, and, as with Catwoman, I enjoyed the characterisation (This is definitely the week of Batman not being a dick, as his appearance here shows most effectively of all, even down to the offhand mention of he, Robin and Nightwing all going off on holiday together to “build trust” post-Infinite Crisis) – Beechen has a nice line on Robin as intelligent detective without him coming across as arrogant or annoying (Something else that works in the writing is that it’s almost entirely absent of any awkward “It’s been one year since anything special happened,” unlike almost every other OYL book so far. I keep expecting someone in one of the books commenting on how weird it is that all of these heroes who’ve been disappeared for some time all reappearing at exactly the same time). Kerschl’s art is, if anything, better than his under-rated Adventures of Superman run; there’s just something about his kind-of angular style that really appeals to me. If he wasn’t off doing covers and special projects now, I’d say something about him being DC’s best artist on a regular book right now. With the benefit of hindsight, he might’ve been a better choice for the Seven Soldiers Mister Miracle book than any of the artists that ended up working on that series… Hmm. Anyway, this was Very Good, if you ask me.

SQUADRON SUPREME #1: In an effort to guilt Brian into abandoning his already way-too-packed schedule and writing reviews, I really wanted to say that his take on why this issue doesn’t work is spot-on, and leave it at that. Except that I can’t. I feel compelled to ask whether I am the only person who is bored to death, then ressurrected as a zombie, and then bored to death again, by “superheroes - - in the real world!” comics like this. And, as if that wasn’t dull enough, to create a set-up where superheroes are really just a secret military project and, by the way, the military are evil and underhanded and aren’t telling the American people everything, feels even lazier. Luckily, it’s all in the execution, right? And considering that execution reads like sub-Claremont (complete with lines like “Do one last thing for me. Run fast, Stanley… Run so fast… that I never see you leave”), then… Ehhh. Kind of Ass, and when the most entertaining thing in a book is seeing the artist do a bad characture of George Bush, then surely someone somewhere at Marvel must be hoping that the upcoming “Ultimate Power” crossover with the Ultimate Universe is going to keep interest alive where quality can’t.

SUPERGIRL AND THE LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES #16: Well, that’s an interesting cliffhanger. Supergirl comes to the book, as “hinted” at by the cover portrait of the Maid of Might and that whole “changing the name of the book to include Supergirl’s name” thing, but only revealed in the book itself towards the end. Hibbs and Lester both pointed out that this seemed like somewhat strange plotting, considering that it was fairly obvious that the “mysterious impending disaster” with the S-shield was really Supergirl, and yet somehow Kate, my wife and person-who-avoids-all-the-hype-about-these-books, was still hooked on what was happening, and wondering if Superman was about to appear. Which just goes to show what they know.

(Kate’s just asked if I’m trying to show everyone that she’s dumb. I’m really not. I’m trying to show that people who don’t read blogs like this don’t read stories waiting for the obvious – to us - reveal. She had much more fun reading New Frontier than I did for the same reason.)

Anyway. Like Birds of Prey last week, this is pretty much the same book as it was prior to (One Thousand and) One Year(s) Later, and as a result, it’s the non-Supergirl aspects of the book that are more interesting – the political status of the Legion, the somewhat bratty attitude of the main characters, and just how much society doesn’t like them. I’m hoping that Supergirl doesn’t overwhelm what made those aspects, and what made the first year of this book work so well for me (Waid’s humor, and the done-in-one pacing that also moved larger plots forward simulataneously), but given that the title of the book has been changed, I’m not sure if I’m that hopeful. This issue was Good, but the series has been much stronger than this.

SUPERMARKET #2: I missed reviewing the first issue of this because I missed it in the store (Chris Hunter sent me a copy, because he is wonderful and kind), but enjoyed it very much, mostly because of the stunning art by Kristian (Donaldson). This second issue opens up the story slightly, and for some reason makes me wonder if Brian Wood has been channelling Grant Morrison. Not only does the set-up of warring porn and Yakuza armies have a Morrison-esque quality to it, but some of the dialogue is reminiscent of my bald countryman as well… Or perhaps I’m reading into it. Nonetheless, this is another side to Wood, closer to his Couriers than his current DMZ or Local books, and with Kristian continuing to provide wonderfully stylized (and wonderfully colored) work, he’s matched with his best collaborator since Demo’s Becky Cloonan; taking all of those books, along with next month’s “The Tourist” OGN from Image, I think there’s a case to be made for Wood to be one of the most versatile writers in the mainstream these days, something made all the more interesting for his refusal to engage in that mainstream in any way other than his own. For that alone, he’s someone to pay attention to. This book alone? Very Good.

PICK OF THE WEEK, my friends, is going to be Robin, just to blow your minds. Well, that and it actually being one of the books I enjoyed most this week. PICK OF THE WEAK is Squadron Supreme, one of those things that make me wonder just how I ended up so out of step from mainstream opinion. I mean, lots of people liked Supreme Power. Lots of people I like like Supreme Power. So is it just me, or is this really as horrible as it seemed? We may never know. But I’m probably right, and you’ll all come round to my way of thinking sooner or later. Trade of the Week, though, is something that escapes me, because I’ve not read any of them. If the Jack Kirby: Visionaries Volume 2 hardcover hadn’t been so expensive, it would probably have been that one, though… Instead, I spent my trade-reading powers this week cracking open Crossover Classics, Volume 1, which collects the first four Marvel/DC crossovers from the ‘70s and early ‘80s. There’s really something to be said for those first couple of Superman/Spider-Man books, you know…

Oh, Sweet Sloth: Jeff's Reviews of 03/24/06 Books.

[Insert clever intro that, as per Hibbs and G-Mc, almost-but-not-really-spoils the end of Battlestar Galactica this season.] [Add ancillary para talking about nerdly pleasure received playing Metal Gear Solid: Subsistence, nerdly frustration in being forced into either piracy or poverty to watch that one god-damned season of the animated Planet of the Apes.]

[Provide clumsy transition from previous paras to reviews of this week's comics. Realize meta-introduction crutch has been utilized twice before. Grimace. Shrug. Begin.]

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #530: In an attempt to break irony-measuring gauges worldwide, JMS, who works with no editorial interference, illustrates exactly why everyone needs an editor, via a terrifyingly unfunny page of asides set as, of course, duelling Editor's Notes. A working man might go on to hypothesize how such a blatant and distracting bit of editorial intrusion is also a perfect working metaphor for Marvel's upcoming Civil War storyline, where characters and continuity will be relentlessly plot-hammered into a hot button issue, but I am not that man. Besides, that ghastly page aside, the rest of this was pretty competent no matter how much I disagree with it. Eh.

ARES #3: I liked the first issue, missed the second, and return to the third to find a story sabotaged by an artist completely out of his depth. If I remember correctly, the first eight pages have two splash pages and two double splash pages, and the rest of the book goes on to tell as much of its story with as many quasi-splash pages as possible unless there's, you know, action and stuff, in which case it gets taken care of in lots of sketchy tight panels. It's funny that Bri just mentioned this book as an example of a book that sells because of the Marvel brand assuring "a level of quality and professionalism of at least such-and-such," because this is a disheartening fall from the quality of the first issue. Way to drop the level of such-and-such, guys! Awful.

BATMAN #651: I also thought the artist on this was overwhelmed, although I'm aware a guy fighting plants isn't easy to make look dramatic. Here, there's some sort of sloppy, quasi-Colanish approach to show Batman, I dunno, cartwheeling through ferns that looked hilariously dumb. But, overall, some nice touches (It's Batman trapped and Robin who saves his hash) and as long as the Batman-after-charm-school approach continues to feel novel, the creative team probably don't have to do too much to keep me interested. I just hope they don't realize that. OK.

CAPTAIN AMERICA #16: It's a shame people can't just spout tons of dialogue while punching people out, Stan Lee style, because it means stories have to slow their pacing so people can talk, exchange exposition, build up motivation, etc. Here, you'd think Cap, trying to discover if Bucky is still alive and/or suicidal and/or completely fucked up thanks to Cap's winning way with a cosmic cube, would be a sweaty, palpating driven man. But instead we've got a Captain America surprisingly happy to work government hours: "You say this entire town is covering something up, and Bucky's involved?! Wow! Hey, howzabout a burger and a quickie?" I can't see a way around it, and Lord knows this book is popular enough so I guess nobody minds, but it just feels...odd. Good.

CATWOMAN #53: One of the better One Year Later books in that the creative team starts with the big twist and then moves on from there almost immediately, seeding the story with little twists related to remaining plotlines. I find this approach works much better than the "spend the last page getting to the big reveal they gave away on the cover" approach of Green Arrow or Supergirl & the Legion. A high OK, because I wasn't grooving too much on the story pre-OYL, but I appreciated the competence.

DAREDEVIL #83: Kinda like Brubaker's run on Captain America, I strongly disagree with some of the stuff going on here. And yet, I'm completely captivated by it and feel it's being done really, really well. So Very Good, although I'm very conflicted about it.

DAUGHTERS OF THE DRAGON #3: Works a little too hard to make with the funny, but the mad rush of absurd C-list characters and the unique and ambitious art of Khari Evans (notice how the Trapster's nose slowly slides out of his mask during his fight with Whirlwind? What kind of goofy attention to detail is that?) still made it an enjoyable read. Highly OK, but didn't wow me as much as previous issues.

EVERY GIRL IS THE END OF THE WORLD FOR ME GN: Oh, man, I was so totally looking forward to this, and I was so totally wrong to do so. What I thought would be Jeffrey Brown's swan song/afterword to his unhappy love trilogy is just a whimpery shout-out to all the other women he's ever flirted with, presumably so they'll stop pestering him about popping up in one of his books. Kinda makes me spit blood to think about it. Awful.

EXILES #78: Ach, it's terrible. I've read nearly every issue of this title but once I heard Chris Claremont was taking over, I can't even bring myself to crack the cover. (And he's not even on the title yet!) I can only appreciate current-day Claremont in that campy way one can appreciate, say, Showgirls. The idea of him being associated with anything I actually currently like is just too painful. No rating.

FUTURAMA COMICS #24: Not without its charms (Giant Robot Santa versus Giant Robot Easter Bunny) but it felt more slapdash and shrill than genuinely funny. Also, nice/odd to see Mike Kazaleh doing work on the title: I haven't seen that guy's work in a dog's age (a pantsless, sexually neurotic dog's age, I guess). He's not a perfect fit for the characters, but man, if they ever do a crossover with Hanna-Barbera characters, I can't imagine anyone better. Eh.

GUN FU SHOWGIRLS ARE FOREVER #1: Kind of rough to see those Dave Sim emphases without Dave Sim lettering--the work suffered a bit for that, particularly with those charmingly musical spitting noises offered up by the French showgirls. Overall, it was charming, albeit anachronistic, and gave me some hope that we can get some future work from "entertaining Dave" without "wildman prophet Dave" popping out unexpectedly. Definitely OK.

HAWKGIRL #50: Well, fuck. Who would have guessed that Howard Chaykin was going to outsource the artwork to Mike (Shatter) Saenz? Who knew Walt Simonson was going to retool his script for a Nancy Drew comic book ("Oh no! Falling cornice!" "Oh no! No brakes!" And the delightful last page cliffhanger, "Oh no! I'm trapped in the dark!") into a Hawkgirl script? Nobody came out looking particularly good here, including chumps like me who signed up for this one in advance. Crap, and humiliating in that "two of my acting idols are reduced to performing The Odd Couple at the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater and they're really, really bad" kind of way. Jeezis.

INCREDIBLE HULK #93: Like Snakes on a Plane, "Hulk as Intergalactic Spartacus" should be too stupidly effective to screw up, and if we had Ladronn doing more than just the covers, you probably wouldn't hear a peep out of me. But the art is slapdash enough that the story's creakiness really stands out. I mean, that whole "I don't trust anyone; that's why I'm going to elliptically mention my alter-ego and that he's tooo weak to survive this planet" comment from Hulk? Ummm...yeah. Eh, alas.

JEREMIAH HARM #2: Kinda bummed I didn't review last week's Annhilation Prologue because I wanted to point out how Giffen's love of sweeping galactic storylines and down-on-their-luck gritty antiheroes inevitably produces an opening scene in an intergalactic prison. Here, in issue #2, we get the other reliable staple of the Giffen sweeping galactic storyline--the mouthy, innocent bystander who gets drawn into the action (just like Drax, which also had the intergalactic prison motif). And that's all fine, albeit a little numbing, as long as you get an artist capable of delivering the cosmic "Wow" side of things to make up for it. I was pretty sure Rael Lyra was going to be that artist until the big fight scene where any sense of basic anatomy suddenly disappeared. Now, I'm a lot more dubious.

Oh, and p.s. to Alan Grant: Thanks to the Internet, phrases like "I tasted his taint" should probably be retired, yes?

To sum up: Eh.

JSA CLASSIFIED #10: At about three a.m. last night, I realized Paul Gulacy draws exactly the way Robert Evans speaks--with the same sort of highly stylized, oily machismo I find simultaneously hilarious and hypnotic. I also realized I think of Stuart Moore's scripts exactly the same way I think of red flannel shirts--serviceable, and obviously appreciated by somebody because you keep seeing them all over the place. I also realized I perhaps need to adjust my Ambien dosage. In any event, add all that together (but take away the Ambien) and you've got this story telling you Vandal Savage has been up to...One Year Later. If you enjoy the charms of Gulacy and Moore, you'll find it OK. If you only kind of do, then Eh, at best. I'm somewhere in the middle.

MANHUNTER #20: This book, One Year Later, but since I haven't read an issue since #2, I guess for me it's Two and a Half Years Later. And it's been a pretty okay two and a half years, it looks like. There's a decent-sized supporting cast and superheroes are cracking wise while socking jaws. It actually does a good job of sprinkling in some OYL references that suggest the book has its place in the larger DCU. So, even though I wasn't particularly interested, I'd still give it a high OK. Maybe I'll even check out next issue, which I think is supposed to be the point of all this, yes? We'll see.

NEW AVENGERS #17: Dumb, to varying degrees--the whole "Avengers on street corners" would've been fine if it hadn't derailed the supposed nail-biting momentum of the previous issue. (One page of that, maybe. Six pages? No.) Teamed with the Ms. Marvel dumbness in the second half, it makes for just a Crap book. It's embarrassing how inept Bendis is at this big-action team book stuff.

NEXTWAVE AGENTS OF HATE #3: Yup. Diminishing returns, I'm afraid. The soda gets flatter every time you come back to it. A few good pages here and there, but those opening six pages of unfunny bad cop hijinks killed the new fun deader than any Dirk Anger joke could resuscitate it. Please prove me wrong, next nine issues. Please?? Eh.

SHE-HULK 2 #6: Never enjoy this book as much when Bobillo's off it, but this was still an OK issue. (As amusing as parts of it were, nothing was quite as funny as Eros looking like a long-lost Baldwin brother on Greg Horn's cover.) Also lacking a certain sense of drama but we'll see where it ends up.

TESTAMENT #4: At first, this seemed really, really cool, in part because I'd missed issue #3. Then I realized it's just a big ol' mess. It comes across like The Matrix as rewritten by Jack T. Chick and Ed Wood but not in a good way, no. Less thanEh, but the art is too lovely to go to Awful.

TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD #16: In the same way the first issue of this grabbed me by the heartstrings and got me fired up by the possibility of true love, this issue really moved me in its conveyence of the daring and the dedication needed to pursue the creative life. I think it might lose some impact to those who don't know anything about the comic celeb cameos at the end, but I couldn't say for sure. Very Good, and very moving.

ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #28: Sure, that "twist" at the end would've wrecked it anyway, but Greg Horn's art [oops, I mean Greg Land. Thanks for the correction, Peter] really hampered this: Millar's shooting for a Silver Age feeling where everyone's a superhero and all the world's problems are abolished, and the best Horn can give him are three smiling children in jumpsuits--less a "Superman Red/Superman Blue" feeling than a "Minute Maid Orange Juice Now With Extra Vitamin C" feeling. But then that really dumb ending would've tanked it all regardless, so Eh.

ZOMBIE TALES: THE DEAD: I never know what to do with review copies that come early. Hold off 'til release week? Blab about 'em early? Mean to wait, and then forget? In any event, the stories here run the gamut from Good (Rogers and Tadem's "4 out of 5," Giffen and Lim's "Deadest Meat") to OK (Stokes and Martin's "Zoombies") to incomprehensible (Pascoe, Simpson, Moreno's "A Game Called Zombie") with no award given to "I, Zombie" and the special Savage Critic Quibblage award to Nelson & Moder's "The Miracle of Bethany" (if you're gonna have zombies in the Vatican, but you don't have Christ's last supper at the corner of your zombie mythos, you get no love from me). Boom! Studios gets huge props for milking the zombie fad and still keeping things creatively vibrant, but I'm relieved they seem to be moving on to different challenges.

PICK OF THE WEEK: True Story Swear To God #16, because it was heartfelt and moving. Also Daredevil #83, even though I should probably know better.

PICK OF THE WEAK: In March 2007, it'll be One Year Later...and I'll still feel like a tool for buying Hawkgirl #50!

TRADE OF THE WEEK: I walked out with Vol. 5 of Runaways but haven't read it yet (nor have I read vol. 4 for some reason). And I probably don't need to tell you that if you didn't get the hardcover, the softcover of Top 10: The Forty Niners is really, really worth your time and money.

But what I've really been reading and enjoying this last two weeks is Planetes by Makoto Yukimura, which is a surprisingly humanistic hard sci-fi story about garbage men in space. Yukimura has a really great way of creating quirky characters and pushing their concerns to the fore in a way that reminds me of Carla Speed McNeil or Terry Moore (with Warren Ellis serving as technical advisor). It's not flawless--there's been at least one storytelling leap in each volume that's left me in varying degrees of befuddlement--but eminently recommendable. If you like any of the above creators (McNeil, Moore, Ellis), you should check it out. Really good stuff.

Arriving 3/22

I will have reviews this week, I promise (-ish) Meanwhile: Here's what is arriving at CE this week:

13TH SON WORSE THING WAITING #4 (OF 4) 2000 AD #1476 2000 AD #1477 ADULT FRANKENSTEIN (A) ALICE IN WONDERLAND #2 (OF 4) ALL NEW OFF HANDBOOK MARVEL UNIVERSE A TO Z #3 AMAZING FANTASY #19 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #530 AMERICAN WAY #2 (OF 8) ANGEL SCRIPTBOOK #1 ARCHIE & FRIENDS #99 ARCHIE DIGEST #224 ARES #3 (OF 5) BATMAN #651 BLACK PANTHER #14 CAPTAIN AMERICA #16 CARTOON NETWORK BLOCK PARTY #19 CATWOMAN #53 CONVENTION CONFESSIONAL #2 CYBERFORCE LEE CVR #1 DAREDEVIL #83 DAUGHTERS OF THE DRAGON #3 (OF 6) DRAGONLANCE CHRONICLES KURTH CVR A #8 (OF 8) EXILES #78 FATHOM #8 FUTURAMA COMICS #24 GUN FU SHOWGIRLS ARE FOREVER #1 HAWKGIRL #50 HELLBLAZER #218 INCREDIBLE HULK #93 INTIMIDATORS #4 IRON GHOST #6 (OF 6) IRON MAN THE INEVITABLE #4 (OF 6) JEREMIAH HARM #2 JSA CLASSIFIED #10 LADY DEATH LOST SOULS WRAPAROUND #1 (OF 3) LIVING IN INFAMY #3 (OF 4) LOVELESS #5 MANHUNTER #20 METAL GEAR SOLID SONS OF LIBERTY #5 NEW AVENGERS #17 NEXTWAVE AGENTS OF HATE #3 NOBLE CAUSES #18 PLANETARY BRIGADE #2 RED SONJA #8 REX MUNDI #17 ROBIN #148 SABLE & FORTUNE #3 (OF 4) SGT ROCK THE PROPHECY #3 (OF 6) SHADOWHAWK #10 SHE-HULK 2 #6 SHRUGGED PREVIEW FLIPBOOK SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #160 SPIDER-MAN LOVES MARY JANE #4 SQUADRON SUPREME #1 STARSHIP TROOPERS HART CVR C #1 (OF 4) STORM #2 (OF 6) SUPERGIRL AND THE LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #16 SUPERMARKET #2 (OF 4) SUPREME POWER HYPERION #5 (OF5) TESTAMENT #4 TOUPYDOOPS #1 TRANSFORMERS GENERATIONS (IDW) #1 TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD #16 ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #28 UNCLE SCROOGE #352 UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERS DP7 WALT DISNEYS COMICS AND STORIES #667 WOLVERINE #40 X-FACTOR #5 X-MEN #184

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What looks good to you?

-B

The man from DIDIO.

I had a dream, dear friends, the other night. And it was a dream in which I met DC's Dan Didio, and he was wearing an old-fashioned circus strongman's outfit, and his moustache was newly waxed to match. As he led me through the house where I grew up, he told me in no uncertain terms about the secret cabal he belonged to, and how said cabal was looking to change the way the world viewed "old media" such as print. At one point, I asked him if he was telling me all of this because he wanted me to join the cabal, and he laughed as if I'd just said the funniest joke in the world.My subconscious? Not so kind to me, apparently.

Anyway, for those of you who read Brian's column on Friday, you may be interested in Tom Spurgeon's response, the (surprisingly small) thread on The Engine, and a more direct market-centric commentary from Millarworld. Alternatively, you might want to check out the 22 page preview of upcoming Image graphic novel The Five Fists of Science on (Five Fists writer) Matt Fraction's site, which he was nice enough to put up in a format crappy enough that even I could read it at my work computer, running Windows 95 (Yes, dear readers, I am who he's talking about at the end of his post there). Just some things to keep you busy until the new comics come out tomorrow...

A week late and no-one even remembers Ron Moore: Graeme's review of the 3/15 books

After the dreaded lurgy last week – nowhere near as bad as Hibbs’s lurgy, because I was only off my feet for a couple of days – I’m back, fighting fit (albeit with a runny nose), and mad that me missing the reviews last week meant that Brian got to the “Battlestar Galactica did that One Year Later thing better than DC” bit before me. Damn you, sickness! A LATE FREEZE: This is a mini that a mutual friend of the artist and m’good self sent me earlier on in the week, and it’s probably the best thing I read all week. Danica Novgorodoff is the artist in question behind this almost-silent story of a bear that falls in love with a robot, and everything that happens in the winter that follows, and it’s something that’s unexpectedly beautiful, despite the comedic broadness that you think of from the “it’s a bear in love with a robot” premise. With an art-style somewhere between Chris Ware and Lauren McCubbin – and something that has an amusing eye for detail, as the floating Hanes briefs underwater show – and writing that reminds me of Hope Larson and the Perry Bible Fellowship, this is something that’s well worth looking out for. Excellent.

AMERICAN VIRGIN #1: Am I the only one who thought that this was Y: The Last Man for Christians? I’m not even sure why I got that feeling all through the issue – Steven Seagle isn’t Brian K. Vaughan when it comes to the fast-moving pop-culture-filled writing, but there seemed something Yorick-esque about the main character’s well-meaning-but-confused-slave-to-plot role, as well as his devotion to his girlfriend being the prime mover in getting the larger plot running. I’m sure that the book will get more of its own identity as it goes on, but right now, there’s something very generic Vertigo about the proceedings. Becky Cloonan’s art is the best thing about this OK book.

ANNIHILATION PROLOGUE: It does what it says on the tin: it’s a prologue, pure and simple. Forget any beginning, middle and end stuff here, it’s all… well, it’s actually all kind of middle, really. Boom! Disaster! Things blowing up! People dying! And that’s about all I really got from this book, because it’s full of places and things that don’t really get introduced that well. Space prisons and space police get exploded, and the stars of all the spin-off miniseries get to comment on it in one- or two- page cameos (well, except for Nova, who gets the majority of the book to go through his own version of Emerald Twilight). There are fact files at the back of the book to underscore how little introduction most of the characters and concepts got in the actual story, but not even the greatest Mark Gruenwald fact file could fix how flat and generic this whole thing seems. Eh.

BIRDS OF PREY #92: It’s One Year Later, and you could hardly tell. Which is, actually, a good thing, because I know that my life hasn’t changed that much in the last twelve months, and all of the changes that Aquaman, Batman and the Outsiders have gone through were making me feel pretty inadequate. Sure, there are some things that are different – Gypsy! - but this is more or less the same book as before, with Gail Simone and Paulo Siqueira providing both fine superheroic action and a bit of a sequel to Villains United from last year. It’s Good, and an odd relief from all of the other OYL books.

GREEN ARROW #60: It’s the West Wing but with superheroes. As in, it’s literally the structure of the first episode of the West Wing, but with superheroes – Lots of people talk about things, introducing the status quo and supporting characters – before the main character appears at the very end of the story. Sadly, it just doesn’t work here, because we already know the main character, so keeping him out of the picture just feels forced, especially when the big reveal has not only been revealed by all of the pre-release hype but also the cover to this very book. Instead of paying attention to what everyone is talking about, you spend the issue thinking, “Show us Green Arrow, already.” Not that what everyone is talking about is that interesting, as the whole Star City has been abandoned by the government set-up (a) is an obvious New Orleans analog (Has Star City always been New Orleans, or are the “We used to have Jazz festivals” comments new?), and (b) has been done already with Gotham City a few years ago. It’s not bad, exactly (It’s Okay), but I can’t see many new readers reading this and suddenly thinking, “I must rush out and order the next issue!”

INFINITE CRISIS SECRET FILES AND ORIGINS 2006: Now, there’s a title that makes you worry that there’s going to be an Infinite Crisis Secret Files and Origins 2007. Is the Crisis that Infinite? Surprisingly, though, this isn’t the entirely pointless cash-in that I’d been expecting, with Marv Wolfman explaining what happened to the survivors of the original Crisis and just why they all ended up kind of crazy (You know, the part that Geoff Johns accidentally left out of Infinite Crisis proper). For the continuity anal, it also explains Superman-2’s cameo in The Kingdom, years ago, so finally we can sleep well at night again. Sure, the plot logic will make your head spin, what with Superboy magically changing continuity by punching things and all, but if you’ve bought into it so far you’re kind of stuck… It’s Okay, which is probably about as good as you can get with this type of thing.

NIGHTWING #118: It’s not often that I’m thankful for the next issue solicits at the end of books, but this time, it’s very helpful. “While Dick Grayson and Jason Todd battle over the identity of Nightwing,” starts the solicit, which is handy, considering that Jason Todd’s name doesn’t appear anywhere else in the book. Sure, there are two Nightwings – you can tell, because their narration boxes are different colors, and they have different lengths of hair – but at no point does the one that isn’t Dick Grayson get identified in the story itself. Mind you, Dick Grayson isn’t really seeming like himself, either, so maybe it’s some kind of double-bluff. Or maybe just crappy writing, as the rest of the dialogue would tend to suggest (The bedroom scene is bad enough to make me wonder if Bruce Jones has never met any real human being, and instead gets his dialogue ideas from daytime soap operas). It’s a really weak issue, with an unclear plot, unlikable characters, generic villains and an overall Ass quality. Sorry, former Boy Wonders.

SUPERMAN #650: I don’t know what it says about DC’s overall strategy that the most successful One Year Later books so far have been the Batman and Superman books. Just like the Batbooks, the Superman line gets back to basics in most ways: Everyone is back at the Daily Planet fulfilling their classic roles, Lex Luthor is once again an evil genius who’s hated by the general public, and there’s a hint of Titano to come (They’re experimenting with kryptonite and monkeys – That can only mean one thing, surely). That said, it was the other things that really worked for me: The sense of place that the creators have managed to give Metropolis (that place being New York, for me, finally), the way that it was revealed that Clark no longer had his powers (and the signal watch), and Pete Woods’ art, which is scratchy enough to seem unusual on a Superman book, but strong enough to carry the traditional superhero story. Very Good.

TEEN TITANS ANNUAL #1: Finally, those of you who’ve wanted to see Superboy and Wonder Girl have sex have your dreams come true! Well, almost; there are levels of decency to be met, after all. Sadly, the same doesn’t appear to be true for levels of quality, as this is 48 pages of Crap, as only two writers, four pencillers, five inkers and not enough editing can bring you. There’s nothing here beyond Infinite Crisis-related filler, and Superboy and Wonder Girl talking about their relationship in exceptionally bland terms, which means that no-one except for Teen Titans-obsessives will get that much out of it.

PICK OF THE WEEK is a bit of a cheat, as it wasn’t on Diamond’s list, but A Late Freeze really was great. PICK OF THE WEAK was Nightwing, because apparently two ex-Robins really aren’t better than one, and Trade of The Week goes to Essential Godzilla, purely on principle: What could be more worth your less than twenty dollars than C-level Marvel characters going up against a giant mutant lizard?

Shipping 3/15/2006

Nearly back to "fighting trim" -- my green mucus is now back to clear, and I'm only having to blow my nose first thing in the morning. I expect I'll be back to 100% by this weekend. I'm at 96-97% right now. Now that my brain is starting to work again, I've got to pound out a TILTING AT WINDMILLS for Friday on Newsarama, plus, this week is ONOMATOPOEIA week, so I don't think you'll see any reviews from me until next week. Actually, what I really want to do is to do a big "One Year Later" catchall, I think.

Heh, though the second season finale of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA probably did it better than any of the OYL comics I've read to date.

Plus today makes 2 weeks without smoking a cigarette (Right, well, I had about 1/4 of one last Friday -- but the racking coughing fit it brought on was really good for me) -- that's how sick I was, and I think that it's going to stick this time. I stopped smoking for... 2 months? when Ben was born, but then Tzipora's mother came from Israel, and stayed with us, and my stress level went so crazy high that I fell off the wagon. I certainly WANT a cig, but "one day at a time" feels right for me right now. And, unlike last time, this is crutchless -- no patch, no Wellbutrin (fuck those altar-your-brain-chemistry drugs!), so I feel more like it's from me, if you see what I mean.

What else? My mother reads this blog (and Googles me -- doncha love moms?), and said that I should say what a lovely lunch we had at Lulu's this weekend. Which we did. So I am.

Mom is (Probably, let me not jinx it!) moving up to San Francisco proper (she's in San Jose now), which will be great for Ben having her closer. He's ALLLLMOST ready for the sleepover, I think.

Right, and Graeme decided not to mention his new bi-weekly column on Comic World News. Thankfully Ace McDonald mentioned it today, because that's not a site I usually go to. Guess I have to start now!! Find it at http://www.comicworldnews.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi?column=grimtidings&page=26

So, here's what's coming out tommorow at Comix Experience -- another smallish week (five Wednesday month, donchaknow?), but there's a few gems in there

100 BULLETS #70 A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #30 (A) ANGEL OLD FRIENDS #4 (OF 5) ANNIHILATION PROLOGUE ASPEN SWIMSUIT SPECIAL #1 ATHEIST #3 (RES) BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #201 BATMAN YEAR ONE HUNDRED #2 (OF 4) BETTY & VERONICA #216 BETTY & VERONICA DIGEST #164 BEYOND AVALON #3 (RES) BIRDS OF PREY #92 BLACK HARVEST #4 (OF 6) BODY BAGS 3 THE HARD WAY ONE SHOT CVR A CONAN #26 CONAN BOOK OF THOTH #1 (OF 4) DMZ #5 DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #338 ELFQUEST THE DISCOVERY #2 (OF4) EVIL ERNIE IN SANTA FE #4 (OF4) FATHOM #7 FLAMING CARROT SP FOUR #28 (Actually, not retitled on cover -- still "4") FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #6 FURY PEACEMAKER #2 (OF 6) GENERATION M #5 (OF 5) GIRLS #11 GREEN ARROW #60 INFINITE CRISIS SECRET FILES 2006 JETTA RATE ONE SHOT JLA CLASSIFIED #18 JUGHEADS DOUBLE DIGEST #120 KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #113 LIVING WITH ZOMBIES #6 LOOKING GLASS WARS HATTER M #2 (OF 4) MAJESTIC #15 MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #287 NEW MANGAVERSE #3 (OF 5) NIGHTWING #118 PAINKILLER JANE #1 PERHAPANAUTS #4 (OF 4) PLANETARY BRIGADE #2 (we didn't receive it, in actuallity) PUNISHER VS BULLSEYE #5 (OF 5) PURGATORI (DDP) #5 PVP #24 RED SONJA CLAW DEVILS HANDS #1 (OF 4) RUNAWAYS #14 RUNES OF RAGNAN #4 (OF 4) SCOOBY DOO #106 SEVEN SOLDIERS BULLETEER #4 (OF 4) SIMPSONS COMICS #116 SPIDER-WOMAN ORIGIN #4 (OF 5) SPIKE VS DRACULA #1 (OF 5) SUPERMAN #650 SUPERMAN SHAZAM FIRST THUNDER #4 (OF 4) TALISMEN #2 (OF 4) TEEN TITANS ANNUAL #1 TRANSFORMERS BEAST WARS (IDW) #2 (OF 4) TRUTH JUSTIN & AMERICAN WAY #1 (OF 5) ULTIMATE EXTINCTION #3 (OF 5) ULTIMATE X-MEN #68 UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE JUSTICE WALKING DEAD #26 WITCHBLADE #96 X-MEN APOCALYPSE DRACULA #2 (OF 4)

Books / Mags / Stuff ANIMATION MAGAZINE APR 2006 #159 BACK ISSUE #15 CALL OF THE WILD PUFFIN GN CHRONICLES OF CONAN VOL 10 GIANTS WALK THE EARTH TP CONCRETE VOL 4 KILLER SMILE TP CRYING FREEMAN VOL 1 TP DRACULA PUFFIN GN DRAX THE DESTROYER EARTH FALLTP ESSENTIAL GODZILLA TP FAIRY TAILS VOL 1 TP FRENCH KISS #15 (A) GRAY HORSES GN HARLEQUIN PINK IDOL DREAMS TP IRON WOK JAN GN #17 JACK KIRBY COLLECTOR #45 KODT BUNDLE OF TROUBLE VOL 16TP LUBA THE BOOK OF OFELIA TP MORA VOL 1 ALL BEASTS WILL SHOW THEIR TEETH TP OUR EVERLASTING VOL 2 GN PHOENIX VOL 6 TP PIZZERIA KAMIKAZE TP SAMURAI EXECUTIONER VOL 9 TP SHOWCASE PRESENTS SUPERMAN FAMILY VOL 1 TP SUPERMAN THE DAILY PLANET TP SWAN VOL 6 TALES OF COLOSSUS GN TERRITORY HC TOYFARE GI JOE SIGMA SIX CVR #105 ULTIMATE IRON MAN VOL 1 PREMIERE HC ULTIMATE X-MEN ULTIMATE COLLECTION VOL 1 TP WIZARD BEST OF BASIC TRAININGCHARACTER CREATION TP

What looks good to you?

-B

Remember, Remember...

After a hideously short period of time, you'll have to register to read this, but for now you can read this keen little profile on Alan Moore and his frustrations over the V For Vendetta movie here at the New York Times. So far, I think my favorite quote from Moore is, "I am what Harry Potter grew up into...and it's not a pretty sight." But I'm not all the way through the article yet.

The Change-Up: Jeff's 3/9 Reviews of 3/8 Books....

Yeah, I had to go pick up a package I had shipped to CE yesterday, and all those bright shiny new comic books were just staring at me, so I figgered, you know, what the hell? AMERICAN VIRGIN #1: Oh, Becky Cloonan, what have you gotten me into? That's not entirely fair; I try to pick up any first issue of a ongoing Vertigo to help give it a little nudge out of the gate, but the draw for me here was Cloonan. I'm impressed the previews led me to believe the storyline was going to go a certain way--it helped keep the turn of events surprising--but overall, I didn't dig this too much. Cloonan's scenes only intermittently show the charm we saw regularly in Demo, probably because the script ricochets through the introduction of eight main characters, two seduction scenes, two rallies, and seven changes of location, with tons of dialogue in every scene. (Little wonder the scene with the bum in the gas station was poorly staged--it's evidence of Cloonan's talent and skill they didn't all turn out like that.) Seagle introduces us to a ton of characters but--again, unsurprisingly, because of the script's speed--none of them seem either likeable or complex: a teen sex comedy on the same subject would hit most of these same notes with only the slightest difference in tone. Only the ending, which is more The Constant Gardener than 40 Days and 40 Nights, gives me any reason to come back for issue #2: one of the things that was effectively conveyed in this issue was Adam's conflation of God and his girlfriend, and it'd be nice if a genuine examination of faith came out of all this--or more chances for Cloonan to cut loose. Technically, this is probably sub-Eh, but first issues of ongoings are almost always choppy, so I'll toe the line at Eh, and see what the next issue brings.

BOMB QUEEN #2: Lord knows, as a big ol' pinko liberal of the San Francisco ilk, I'm down for a book that examines why people tolerate so much blatant corruption in their government. But Jimmie Robinson's mini, about a town under the thumb of a violent supervillain for so long the citizens actually prefer her to the prospect of any real change, can barely pose that quandry, much less ponder a solution with any clarity. And that wouldn't be a problem if all the madcap bombings and killings and superhero fights that fill up the issue were done with any inventiveness but a single page aside, this was just loud, dumb and dull. Reading Bomb Queen is like listening to your neighbor's kid practice heavy metal guitar every day. It may pay off for them somewhere down the line and you've got to admire their moxie, but it's a chore to put up with nonetheless. Awful.

DOWN #4: Not that I'm keeping track, but a little bit of a lag between the first three issues and the last, yeah? It sure seemed like it, and yet the art also seemed very rushed, with the colorist working overtime to keep the art from feeling flat. Lord knows, I'm all for women with pigtails shooting men in the head, but this seemed too compressed to have any real weight: I neither felt like Deanna became truly corrupted, and the only revelation about her character--that's she's willing to further to make sure that the people who deserve to die get killed than anyone might have imagined--lacks any oomph to it. It's merely a case of the baddest of the badasses winning. Maybe I'm missing nuances to be seen in the trade, but I also found this sub-Eh.

EXTERMINATORS #3: Feels like the third strike to me. A seduction scene where two characters who don't know each other talk about cockroach mating habits and end up having sex is straight out of a Revenge of the Nerds movie, but I'd be hard-pressed to say it was any worse or less realistic than any other scene in this issue. I firmly believe there is a Great American Graphic Novel to be written about pest controllers in modern day Los Angeles, and I am now firmly convinced this will never be it. Bummer. Awful.

FANTASTIC FOUR FIRST FAMILY #1: Great art is a wonderful thing. Without Chris Weston and Gary Erskine's gorgeous art, I would have found this story perfectly serviceable, albeit a little padded. The idea of setting it between the events we know about in FF #1 seems sensible, and there's no real bones of contention to pick about the characterization. I also liked the decision to break it into chapters like the early FF issues did, and working the name of a Master P song into one of those is, uh, commendable, or something. But at this point, it's all about the art. Weston and Erskine excel in technical detail and identifiably real people--they're a dream match for the Fantastic Four, and this issue gets a high Good from me just from the look of it. Fans of the FF and/or Ministry of Space should check this out. It's lovely.

FELL #4: Reveals the only real flaw with the format Ellis and Templesmith have cooked up--if there's no story for them to turn their super-compressed chops on, it's kind of underwhelming. The issue does other pieces of work, mind you: it establishes Fell as a guy who's willing to cheat the rules to put away a bad guy, and it continues to embellish Snowtown's many urban failures. But you know when you watch an episode of a TV show you really like, and it's not nearly as good as the previous episodes, but you like it anyway because you've developed a fondness for the show itself? This is that episode. Good, but not great.

FIRESTORM #23: I thought I'd try this issue as a jumping-on point since I haven't really read anything since issue #2 or #7, or something. And it was perfectly serviceable, even if the final twist seemed lifted from the old Rutger Hauer/Mimi Rogers flick Wedlock. I worry a bit about having every piece of drama in the issue (crazy missles! strange attackers! arbitrary distances!) come from everything but the main characters, but hopefully that'll be unique to this issue. A high OK.

HARD TIME SEASON TWO #4: The most ambitious of the four issues, and, unfortunately, suffers for it: we've got Cindy's "origin," increasing prison tensions, the Cutter subplot and its still unexplained effects on Ethan, all jammed into 22 pages. It kept me turning the pages, certainly, but I never felt like I could synch up with the material. As for the majority of it, Cindy's story, it was sympathetic but unoriginal, the kind of thing that gets points for trying but not much else. I've been enjoying this since the reboot, so I'm hoping this is just a momentary Eh in the overall picture.

HYSTERIA ONE MAN GANG #1: This is a very much a glass half-empty/half-full comic (as is usually the case when the storytelling is first-rate but the story isn't). The idea of a guy who is so tough he's a one-man gang is funny and you gotta like a gang who wears eggs on their shirts (it's like The Warriors carried to even more absurd extremes), but there's no characterization, there's no story, and just because the obnoxious child ward is beind done so deliberately (at an almost Kricfalusian level), it doesn't make her any less obnoxious. Still, those action sequences are pleasingly kinetic. If you've got money in your budget earmarked for supporting new talent, you could much worse than picking up this very OK book, but it's kinda slight.

POWERS #17: Probably not really jumping the shark as much as much as working its way up to a misguided third act but I find that cold comfort. I care about the characters enough to hang around for the ride, but giving both cops Powers is one of those hooks that manages to be both utterly unique and utterly generic at the same time. (How many movies have we seen where the third act utterly subverts the first?) Despite the bitching, this gets a Good because of high quality execution and that Oeming interview of Ellis on the letters page that I didn't bother to read on the Web. It's very good reading, and I felt like I learned more about Ellis than in his last ten interviews put together.

PULSE #14: Made me all nostalgic for those issues of Alias, but the emphasis is different since Jessica is no longer as much of a fuck-up: not even in the recounted flashback to when she was fucked up, is she a fuck-up. That's not really a big problem or anything. I mean, it's not like even the worst fuck-up is a mess 24/7, but I liked Jessica much more when she was a mess and you didn't quite know why. So this is a pretty good place to wrap things up, more than likely, and certainly an OK issue, but it would've been nice to be all verklempt about it, and I wasn't.

RETRO ROCKET #1: I liked Tony Bedard's writing on Exiles enough to check this out, despite not being a Mecha fan, and I thought it was decent: Bedard lays out his setting with a lot of skill, and the character and situation of Retro is nicely set-up without being too over-explained. And Jason Orfalas' art is elegant and clean, with a lovely color palette backing things up. If there are problems, it's that the conflict isn't particularly clear--Retro's biggest problem seems to be that the people around him are dicks and talk openly about mothballing him--making this read feel a bit too lightweight. But it's a Good first issue, and if people like me, who lack the giant-robot-appreciation gene, enjoyed it, hopefully the people this is aimed at will really like it.

SENSATIONAL SPIDER-MAN #24: "His webline-advantageous!" "His webline-advantageous!" Come on, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, you know you want to write it, so go ahead. Every other element of this feels like an issue from Mr. McF's million selling Spider-Man title so why not? (Christ, I feel like Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo badgering Kim Novak to put on Madeline's dress...) I can undersand the appeals of going retro (hey, if they put anyone on this team that draws like Ross Andru and Mike Esposito, I'll be the last one you'll hear complaining) but the stinkiness of McFarlane's run hasn't really had time to fade. Give it another three or four hundred years, maybe. Awful.

SEVEN SOLDIERS FRANKENSTEIN #3: Wow. In this issue, Grant Morrison wields the exclamation point like it was a barbarian sword, lopping off the top of my head and exposing my brain to a frightening new world. I think I liked this issue even better than the first, since the enemy is sentient water(!) and you've got the Bride of Frankenstein finally showing up. Plus, just the other day I was thinking about that golden age Human Torch story where all the pets of the world turn on their owners, and how much that story realy disturbed me as a kid even though the threat seemed, compared to Galactus, relatively lame. And here's a lovely updating complete with carnivorous hamsters, angry bunnies, and--well, I dont want to give page 14 away but I both laughed and shivered a little bit (and then laughed a lot more). This is my dream superhero comic for 2006 and between it, Nextwave, Shaolin Cowboy, and other titles like Daughters of the Dragon, I feel like this might be a new trend. (Maybe, I dunno, the "New Fun" or something...) Anyway, whatever you call it, I thought this was absurd and entertaining and Excellent, and I heartily exhort you to go get it. More like this, please.

SEVEN SOLDIERS MISTER MIRACLE #4: Morrison goes for a series of super-tight switcheroos--maybe Grant's the one escaping? First, from Kirby's New Gods mythos? Then from his own Seven Soldiers storyline?--that aims at catapaulting this right into Flex Mentallo territory, where the hero's resurrection transforms the first three issues into a metaphor for the resurrected character's psychological imprisonment (or, depending on how you look at it, it was always that way)/ I don't think it works nearly as well good ol' Flex, but it's kind of touching to see Chaos Magician Morrison craft one of the most Christian comics I've ever read. And there's tons of wonderful ideas and lines in here: when Dark Side says, "If the god-machine has merged her consciousness with his, then she too is doomed. There can be no escape from Omega. Omeaga is the life trap!" it's about as as close to my long dreamed-of Phil Dick/Jack Kirby collaboration as I'm going to get. Very Good, although I think it won't rate nearly as high with Seven Soldiers apostles and agnostic New Gods fans.

TEEN TITANS #33: Essentially a lead-in to IC #6 although the resonances with the Titans Future storyline makes it a good fit as an issue of Teen Titans. And if you're not as violently tired of the twin caption narration of Loeb's Superman/Batman, you'll have more patience at seeing it used, to even far less effect, here with Nightwing and Superboy. Marv Wolfman co-wrote the script which explains why everybody seems even more whiney and nearly every character has a a scene where they put a hand to their head in pain or angst, but the mix of plot references, character appreciation, and mutual admiration shows the hand of co-scripter Johns. Despite my bitchiness, it's probably OK if you're still emotionally invested in IC but, hot on the heels of Infinite Crisis, this suggests to me that I'm not.

Tomorrow Stories Special #2: Alan Moore and Rick Veitch do a that nouveau-retro thing with an "America's Best" story that reads like a Gardner Fox Justice League story, Steve Moore and Eric Shanower do another lovely Margie/Promethea story, Steve Moore, Arthur Adams and Joyce Chin do another Jonni Future tale, and Alan Moore and Jim Baikie grace us with another First American story. And if you've followed these creators, you're getting exactly what you expect: The America's Best story is charming but seems missing the modern context Moore would wrap around such pastiches; the Promethea story looks stunning and reads dully; the Jonni Future story is gorgeous and mildly titillating but also dull; and, despite a story idea perfectly and brilliantly suited for the characters and tone of The First American, the First American story has moments of pure brilliance but overstays its welcome by about eight pages. If it were $4.95, the quality would trump the banality, but at $6.99? Sure, it's 64 pages, but I still can't give it more than OK.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #91: I like the Peter/Kitty romance, and Bendis has managed to make them neurotic teens in a way familiar to any fan of Stan Lee while still feeling fresh. That's really an impressive accomplishment. Even with that bad patch, this may still end up being the Bendis book I most enjoy reading. A high Good.

UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE NIGHTMASK: What a shame that the storyline that's gone unfinished for so long gets drawn by Arnold Pander while he's waiting in the drive-thru at In-N-Out. I didn't really care, mind you, but if it'd be drawn by Chris Weston I bet I would have. Eh.

PICK OF THE WEEK: "And murder comes to the farmyard!" Absolutely, positively SEVEN SOLDIERS FRANKENSTEIN #3. Brilliant.

PICK OF THE WEAK: I was pretty rough on the group this time out--I wonder if that's what happens when you review the books at home with them right in front of you instead of at work when you're dredging 'em up from memory? (Which might explain why Graeme's been such a holy terror since he started...) I say EXTERMINATORS #3 since it pisses away a lot of potential, money and good will.

TRADE PICK: I'd like to say LA PERDIDA GN but I haven't picked it up to see if my major concerns with the last issue got resolved. I'll let you know. Until then, I'm most interested in giving an extended sit-down to ROCKETO VOL 1 JOURNEY TO THE HIDDEN SEA TPB and see if it measures up.

Oh, and it didn't come out this week but Naoki Urasawa's first volume of Monster was tremendously engaging melodrama. I loved it.

There. Now to figure out what I'll be reading about at the store Friday and doing if work is quiet on Saturday....

Sick of being sick: shipping 3/8

Going on somehting like day 10 of the Plague That Maggie Thompson Gave Me -- though I actually managed a full day of work yesterday. This is starting to get damn tiresome. All I want to do it sleep and blow and my nose, I can't muster more than that. Same with Tzipora and Ben, ew.

Here's what showed yesterday -- I'm hoping I'll have the strength to write a review or something soon (I want to talk OYL, too!), but, man, I've got to get this flu off my back....

2000 AD #1474 2000 AD #1475 30 DAYS OF NIGHT DEAD SPACE #2 (OF 3) AMERICAN VIRGIN #1 ARMY OF DARKNESS #5 (RES) BATMAN AND THE MONSTER MEN #5(OF 6) BATMAN STRIKES #19 BETTY #154 BJ BETTY #1 (A) BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL #111 BOMB QUEEN #2 (OF 4) CABLE DEADPOOL #26 CAPTAIN ATOM ARMAGEDDON #6 (OF 9) CAPTAIN BLUEBUSH #1 CAVEWOMAN PANGAEAN SEA #9 DOLL & CREATURE #1 (OF 4) DOROTHY #5 DOWN #4 (OF 4) ESCAPE OF THE LIVING DEAD WRAPAROUND CVR #4 (OF 5) EXTERMINATORS #3 FABLES #47 FANTASTIC FOUR FIRST FAMILY #1 (OF 6) FELL #4 FIRESTORM THE NUCLEAR MAN #23 GI JOE VS TRANSFORMERS VOL 3 ART OF WAR CVR A #1 (OF 5) GRENUORD #2 (OF 6) HARD TIME SEASON TWO #4 HEAD #14 HI HI PUFFY AMIYUMI #2 (OF 3) HYSTERIA ONE MAN GANG #1 INVINCIBLE #29 JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #242 JUGHEAD AND FRIENDS DIGEST #9 KEIF LLAMA XENOTECH #5 (OF 6) MAD MAGAZINE #464 MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR #10 MASTERS OF HORROR #3 (OF 12) MATADOR #6 (OF 6) MAZE AGENCY #3 (OF 4) NEW X-MEN #24 PALS N GALS DOUBLE DIGEST #101 POWERS #17 PULSE #14 RETRO ROCKET #1 (OF 4) SENSATIONAL SPIDER-MAN #24 SENTINEL SQUAD ONE #3 (OF 5) SEVEN SOLDIERS FRANKENSTEIN #3 (OF 4) SEVEN SOLDIERS MISTER MIRACLE #4 (OF 4) SILENT HILL DEAD ALIVE #3 (OF5) SKY APE KING OF GIRLS ONE SHOT SON OF M #4 (OF 6) SONIC X #6 SPIDER-MAN UNLIMITED #14 TEEN TITANS #33 THUNDERBOLTS #100 TOM STRONG #36 TOMORROW STORIES SPECIAL #2 TRANSFORMERS INFILTRATION #3 ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #91 UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE NIGHTMASK VAMPIRELLA REVELATIONS HORNE CVR #3 VICE #5 WILDCATS NEMESIS #7 (OF 9) X-MEN THE 198 #3 (OF 5)

Books / Mags / Stuff ABANDONED VOL 1 GN (OF 3) ALTER EGO #57 ARTHUR SUYDAM ART OF THE BARBARIAN VOL 2 SKETCHBOOK SGN AUTHORITY REVOLUTION BOOK TWO2 BIRDS OF PREY BETWEEN DARK AND DAWN TP BROWNSVILLE HC CINEFANTASTIQUE MAR APR06 VOL38 #2 CYCLONE BILL AND THE TALL TALES TP DARE DETECTIVES VOL 2 THE ROYALE TREATMENT TP FORTEAN TIMES #207 IDENTITY CRISIS SERIES 2 INNER CASE ASSORTMENT (NET) INCREDIBLE HULK PLANET HULK PRELUDE TP LA PERDIDA GN LEES TOY REVIEW MAR 2006 #161 LENORE VOL 3 TP MAD CLASSICS #6 MAXX BOOK SIX TP PLACEBO MAN TP ROCKETO VOL 1 JOURNEY TO THE HIDDEN SEA TP ROGUE TROOPER TO THE ENDS OF NU EARTH TP SLAVE CONTRACT GN SOCOM SEAL TEAM SEVEN GN VIDEO WATCHDOG DEC 2005 #124

What looks good to you?

-B

And I even liked Ms. Marvel. What's that all about?: Graeme's reviews of the 3/1 books.

So, it’s an odd week. DC’s first One Year Later books appear while other DC books ship late and confuse people who aren’t paying attention. Meanwhile, Marvel launch Ms. Marvel really quietly, and wonder whether they’ll have to change the name of their Civil War series if the situation in Iraq gets much worse. Ttt. Comics, huh? Who’d bother with them? ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #649: Or, as the cover calls it, “The Last Adventures of Superman”. Of course, that’s not true in any sense; it isn’t even the last part of this particular (and peculiar) three-part Superbook crossover that appears to take place between pages of Infinite Crisis #5. Even the art on the cover has nothing to do with the story inside whatsoever: It’s got Superman and Lois from Earth-2, plus some blonde Superboy from Earth-Pantene and Evil Alex Luthor from Earth-3, all looking very dramatic and everything. Thing is, Evil Alex and blonde Superboy don’t appear anywhere in this book. I’m guessing that this is one of those cases where the cover was drawn waaaay before the book was written, and the editor probably just made some guess as to what’d happen inside. “It’s an Infinite Crisis crossover, right? Aw, put Alex Luthor on there. And Superboy, too. But, hey! Make him blonde. Kids like those blonde superheroes.” The story itself really doesn’t work for me as it seems to rely on the assumption that both Supermen are arrogant, self-centered and unsympathetic… That’s not really the Superman that I want to read about, you know? I don’t care if he’s married to Lois or not married to Lois, or whether he’s the Last Son of Krypton or the third-cousin-twice-removed of multiple sons of Krypton who are all around, but, come on. Superman is meant to be a good guy, sometimes too nice, sometimes a bit naïve, but definitely not someone who has internal dialogue like “I almost pity him… almost. Too blind to see that his world was a shell. Empty as his black and white ‘morality’. The falseness of it all is part of his very being.” Here’s hoping that the whole One Year Later relaunch is better than this Crap.

AQUAMAN: SWORD OF ATLANTIS #40: One Year Later, Aquaman is suddenly and suspiciously much closer to what the upcoming TV version of him is going to be like: Teenage, confused about his origins, and two-handed. Feel that corporate synergy at work, aquafans. Kurt Busiek’s revamp of Vincent Chase’s favorite hero starts out fairly slowly, not helped by heavy-handed narration of the “Great things are expected of this young man, lo, it has been written” variety. Butch Guice’s scratchy art stays as ideosyncratic as ever – he still draws limbs too long whenever he gets the chance – and given coloring that makes everything muddy where it should be clear. Kind of a disappointment, to be honest, but that might be because I’m not a fan of the fantasy genre that’s being introduced here. Okay, if you like that kind of thing, I guess.

BLOOD OF THE DEMON #13: John Byrne books have become kind of review-proof these days, haven’t they? Here’s my cheap-shot one, anyway: One Year Later, I’ll be surprised if this book is still being published. Eh.

DETECTIVE COMICS #617: I’m completely torn on this one. It’s Very Good, I should get this out the way straight off, and probably the best a regular Batman book has been since Ed Brubaker’s Detective run was cut short way back when. Like Jeff said, James Robinson comes up with the best use of the One Year Later gimmick so far to reintroduce old characters and set up the idea that significant things have happened that we don’t know about, while also putting a current day plot in motion that offers up a few things of interest. But at the same time, I’m kind of annoyed that all of the changes to the status quo are steps back – James Gordon is the Commisioner again, Harvey Bullock is back on the police force and Harvey Dent clearly soon to be Two-Face again. Yes, it’s the classic Batman set-up, I can see that, but… it’s all been done before…

I (HEART) MARVEL: MASKED INTENTIONS: Given the rumors that are floating all around the comics internet about the fate of the New Warriors, this seems like a strange parting gift that Marvel’s giving fans of those characters – A one-shot with two short stories, both written by original NW writer Fabian Niceza, centering around the love lives of various NW characters. The first story, starring Joe Quesada’s favorite Speedball, is the most successful by far; Paco Medina’s art giving the story some bounce – sorry – and Niceza’s writing keeping pace with some fun classic romance story plotting and dialogue (“I felt a fire in my belly, and then my heart melted.”) that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The second story, about the break-up of minor characters Justice and Firestar, drags on and feels painful for all the wrong reasons in comparison. It’s not just that the reason for the split isn’t given any context in the story, but there’s nothing there to give you any reason to care about it one way or another. Apparently, Firestar doesn’t want to get married but does want to have parties in college. Um. Okay. The first story’s Good, but the second story drags the book overall down to just Eh. New Warriors fans, savor it, though; they’re all getting blown up in Civil War. Allegedly.

INFINITE CRISIS #5: If that last page reveal is meant to be taken seriously, then I’m very worried that the final two issues of this series are going to lose the goodwill that it’s generated so far. He’s meant to be the big bad guy of the series? What about Evil Alex Luthor? Why isn’t he getting a page to himself wearing Anti-Monitor cast-offs and trying to catch flies in his mouth? As we get further and further into the “Oh My God, Nothing’s Going To Be The Same Ever” series, Geoff Johns seems to be losing control of the pacing, even if certain scenes still work (The Superman versus Superman battle is much better here than in the Superman books, perhaps because neither Superman seems like a pompous dick). In one way, Johns is to be commended for keeping so much of the book centered around Wonder Woman, Superman and Batman, considering their rift was meant to be the central conflict to the series originally, but the Batman plot feels shoe-horned in here, and somewhat unbelievable (“I want to fight an invisible satellite in space with its own army of invincible cyborg defenders, so I want the best team! Black Canary! Green Arrow! Blue Beetle who doesn’t even know his powers yet! You’re with me!” And he’s supposed to be the smart one?); Wonder Woman’s role in the Superman fight was nice, as well, but how she got there was gratutious Crisis fanboy wankery of the highest order. I’m guessing that it’s unlikely that everything can be resolved in the next couple of issues, so I’m preparing myself for either a deeper downturn following this issue, or some crazy expositioning over the next couple of months. Okay, with a nervous forecast for the remainder of the series…

JSA #83: The fourth of the One Year Later books this year, this is the one that really pushes the whole “What’s the point” thing home. Really, it’s just a JSA story. There’s no obvious benefit or result of the one year jump, and it seems to ruin a couple of Infinite Crisis dangling plots (Flash has his powers back, so presumably the Speed Force comes back, and everyone seems to all be on the same earth, so I’m guessing that the multiple earths aren’t sticking, either), so… well, maybe this was one of the few DCU books that no-one thought could be improved on? Or maybe Paul Levitz didn’t want to rock the boat too much during his fill-in run. About Mr. Levitz, however… You can tell that he’s got his roots in 1970s and 80s team comics, as Mr. Terrific brings back two hallmarks of X-Men, Teen Titans and Legion comics of my youth: Characters saying “ohmigod” and very bad accents (“I’ve told ya, lad, ya canna fight like this”). It’s almost enough to make this more than just Okay. But only almost.

MS. MARVEL #1: Remember back when Bill Jemas was at Marvel, there were rumors about people trying to come up with a Sex And The City-style book starring superheroines? The first half of the book seems to be the result, mixing Spider-Woman and Ms. Marvel talking about their days over lunch, with flashbacks to the appropriate plot points (The second half settles into a more traditional first-person narration of an uncertain hero thrown into an unfamiliar situation scenario, and it’s much less interesting as a result). Surprisingly playing down the cheesecake factor suggested by Frank Cho’s bland-but-busty cover and the character’s recent (Frank Cho-illustrated) New Avengers appearance, this reminds me of nothing as much as the first four issues of Grant Morrison’s Animal Man, before he got all metatextual… There’re some funny sequences – Captain America’s cameo, in particular – and the tone for most of the book feels appropriately light and devoid of the recent “event” thinking of Marvel’s core books. If you liked the mix of respect for the original material and irreverance for fanboy convention of Allen Heinberg’s Young Avengers, you might be as pleasantly surprised by this as I was. Very Good. No, really.

NEW ORLEANS AND JAZZ: Yeah, this is going to be a tough one to review. Because it’s a charity book, raising money for the American Red Cross’s Hurricane Katrina relief effort, and that means that I feel guilty saying that it’s a really bad book, because, you know, it’s for a good cause. But still. It’s a really bad book. Everyone involved has clearly the best intentions but worthiness isn’t enough to protect the contents from being occasionally tasteless, especially in the one story that seems to say that Hurricane Katrina happened because the devil couldn’t steal someone’s hat. Billy Tucci’s “pouting Mardi Gras dancer with one lone tear” cover kind of sets the tone, really. Crap, but, hey. Help out the Red Cross and donate the money directly, instead.

NEXTWAVE #2: Not as good as the first issue, true, but still worth your time and money. Warren Ellis is still playing the stupid comedy card, and even though the pace is less frenetic this time around, he finally manages to work “Kick! ‘Splode! This is what they want!” into a comic. Stuart Immonen is still an art god, with his lovely cartoony cleanness looking unlike else Marvel is currently publishing, and this is what I wish New Avengers was like. Very Good.

OUTSIDERS #34: Everyone who bought this book, turn to the last page right now. Right there, while Nightwing is finishing his sentence? That is the kind of thing that I thought we’d managed to get rid of in comics, Goddammit. You can’t even pretend that the rest of the team is just standing around listening to him; they’re quite clearly posing for the camera. Look at Metamorpho! He’s doing that whole flex thing! Even if the rest of the issue had been the greatest comic ever created, that last page would have left a sour taste in my mouth through its sheer unnecessariness. Thankfully, this was far from the greatest comic ever created, as it’s lacking in anything other than a painfully drawn-out set-up for yet another super-team that gets involved in real world politics that will lack complexities and be solvable through blowing things up. Crap, and the type of crap that makes you wonder yet again if the 1990s are back in full force. Dan Quayle will be revealed to be an alien invader in this book within a year, I’m telling you.

UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE: STAR BRAND: I really liked Star Brand when I was a kid. Not the whole thing, mind you, but the Jim Shooter run with John Romita Jr. art. If there was an Essential Star Brand collection, I’d get that in a second. Is that wrong of me? So, I guess that I’m the target market for this one-shot “celebrating” the 20th anniversary of the failed New Universe by Jeff Parker and Javier Pulido. It’s a fun book, with Parker pretty faithfully riffing off Shooter for the majority of the book before a new character offers a pretty accurate list of complaints about what was wrong with the original series, and Pulido’s art managing to look like Romita’s without slavishly copying it. There’s a pretty strong “But what’s the point” feeling to the whole affair, but overall this offers something surprisingly enjoyable in terms of nostalgia without the rose-tinted glasses. Good, and really, who expected that?

STAR WARS: REBELLION / STAR WARS: KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC #0: Okay, so Rebellion, I can understand. It’s set between Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back, so, cool. That’s Star Wars. But Knights of The Old Republic? Set four thousand years before Episode One? Why bother? It’s not got anything Star Warsish going for it apart from people with lightsabers that you’re not familiar with, calling themselves Jedi. Not being an obsessive fan of all things Lucas, both of these previews for the relaunch of Dark Horse’s Star Wars franchise leave me pretty cold, but they’re both fine for what they are. Eh, but perhaps only because I don’t know how many parsecs it took Han Solo to do the Kessel Run.

(Although if I remembered the name of the run that Han Solo boasted about correctly, I may be showing off my geek points nonetheless.)

PICK OF THE WEEK, despite my conflictedness, is probably Detective #617, because it was a strange relief to see a well done Batman story after so long. PICK OF THE WEAK is Adventures of Superman #649, and I’m hoping that it’ll act as some kind of exorcism of shitty Superman stories for the foreseeable future. Trade of the Week for me, I’m entirely ashamed to admit, is Essential Official Handbook Of The Marvel Universe Deluxe Edition Volume 1, purely because I got it the first time around when I was ten years old and I still love the dry straight-faced way in which all of the ridiculous stories are recounted. But I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone with taste, that’s for sure.

One Year Later Two Weeks Later: Jeff's Reviews of 03/01 Books

Man, where to start? Hibbs is really, impressively ill--it's the closest I've seen anyone in real life looking like a zombie from a Romero movie--so I worked nearly all of yesterday at the store by myself. This means I didn't plow as deeply into the week's comics as I would have liked, nor did I get as far into my backlog of stuff as I would have liked. But here's my two cents about:

AQUAMAN SWORD OF ATLANTIS #40: My first "One Year Later" book reviewed (although not the first one read) and I think "Aquaman meets Conan" is a very smart approach to the title, since the undersea oceans are as distant and strange as any fantasy realm. I wasn't exactly down with the presentation, however, because it took a while to get to the barbarian hijinks and when they did show up, Guice's art made it look a little murky and unclear. I also think the whole "Is this really Aquaman card?" got played a little too soon. The new Aquaman is a bit of a cipher and, frankly, the old Aquaman was a bit of a cipher. I'd have rather been eased into who this new guy is (by how he acts) and hear from other characters who Aquaman is supposed to be rather than getting thrown into full-page montages in the middle of the first issue. But that's all quibblage, by and large. A very high OK, and worth checking out.

BATMAN ANNUAL #25: So Jason Todd came back to life because Superboy punched stuff? If Judd wanted an explanation that nobody could have guessed, well, mission accomplished, I guess. But by any other measuring stick, it's weird, crappy and dumb, and the issue never really recovers. The whole damn thing just ends up being dull and a waste of cash and really frustrating--pretty much everything you'd want in a Crap comic. Fuck.

DAUGHTERS OF THE DRAGON #2: Read this right after Nextwave #2, and it made me think the creative team here is going for a similarly "plastic fun" approach where the absurdity of the genre is used as a joke without being the butt of that joke. It's far from profound, and I'll be god-damned if I can remember anything after the first seven pages, but I thought it was OK.

DETECTIVE COMICS #817: This was the first "One Year Later" book I read, and it still seems like the best of the bunch: Robinson is able to seed the work with both hints and pay-offs, and the art is really lovely. But, of course, you know, it's Batman. Batman has sixty years of accreted history to pull from so it's pretty easy to change things around (hey, it's Bullock! And Gordon!) in a way that has immediate resonance whether or not there's an immediate payoff. Is, I dunno, Manhunter going to have the opportunity to do anything remotely similar with the One Year Later hook?

I think I see part of the thinking behind OYL (apart from the money grab)--after all, very few of us start reading comic series at the beginning, and half the hook, part of the reasons why the characters loom so large in our memory, is that when you start reading comics there are all these references to stories that have happened that you haven't read, and that's part of what really lights the fires of your imagination. So OYL seems conceived, in part, to make these characters mysterous and evocative again, even if only for a year, and to fire our imaginations about who they are and what they've gone through.

But can you fire an audience's imagination simply through corporate mandate? I'd be a little surprised, frankly: even this issue, as good as it was, will feel like cheap padding if this mix of shilling and obfuscation contnues, say, three or four issues down the road.

All that said? This was pretty Good, and was much more of a success than I thought it would be.

EX MACHINA #18: This book needs less scenes of Mayor Hundred and his inner circle tossing around theories, and more scenes of political enemies of the Mayor blaming the Mayor for stuff: there would be more urgency to prove or disprove the idea an old supervillain was responsible for the ricin gassing, and it'd just give things a little more dramatic snap. But what do I know? I can't even remember how the issue ended, try as I might. OK... I think.

FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #5: Not as, uh, "friendly" as I thought it would be, now that "The Other" is finally out of the way, but it's a done-in-one and Weiringo is one hell of a Spider-Man artist so I'm not too worked up. If this is the tone David's going to set for the rest of his run, though, maybe SLIGHTLY BITTER NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN would be a more suitable title. OK.

GODLAND #8: Finally gave me that sense of cosmic tingles the book's been promising, due in no small part to Sciolli really stepping up to the plate for those ultra-large "unknown universe" sequences (and if he did the coloring as well, all the more so--the coloring really gave it that extra bump up). I think the narrative is extraordinarly unfocussed in a way neither Kirby nor any of the '70s cosmic greats (except maybe Gerber) would have gotten away with, but I was entertained the entire time I was reading it, and that counts for Good in my book.

HELLBOY MAKOMA #2: These days, Mignola's approach to Hellboy reminds me--and not necessarily in a bad way--of Chris Carter's latter days with The X-Files (or, hell, even later seasons of David Chase's Sopranos). These creators were very aware of what their audience wanted, but were ambivalent about providing it, and so put forward very offbeat, unexpected material with promises to tie it into the larger storyline. It's a way for the artist to remain true to their instincts without taking the financial gamble of striking out in a new direction, but it risks alienating the audience in the long run. I expect I'm not the only person, for example, who finished this issue thinking, essentially, "Yeah, so?" and wondering why Mignola couldn't have teamed up with Corben to do this amazing interpretation of African myth as its own thing, and not as part of the Hellboy mythos. And while that "Yeah, so?" is almost entirely drowned out by the quality of the material, of Corben's amazing art, and Mignola's dry humor and deft storytlelling, it's still there. A very high Good, to be sure, but that little nagging question keeps me from pushing that rating higher, because I can't help but wonder, at least a little, where or when we'll get the full payoff, if ever.

INFINITE CRISIS #5: Fumbled the ball, I thought, and kind of spectacularly--unlike previous issues, I felt like some very crucial pieces of information weren't being communicated. Like, why does Earth 2 only have eight people on it? And why would the Superman of Earth 2 think that Lois would be restored to health just by being put back on Earth 2? Wouldn't it ever occur to him that she is, like, old and stuff? And about a dozen other bits where it just seems like the plot has been lost and things are powering forward strictly on the writer's say-so. And yet, this issue's failure really underscored for me how successful the previous issues of this have been. It's taken some serious skill and craft to keep the whole thing from reading this badly. So, I'm going with Eh, even though a very good case can be made for it being less than that. Hopefully, it'll pick up next issue.

JSA #83: Yeah, I tried to crack this fucker three times, and never got farther than page eight. Johns' JSA did a great job of passing the subplot baton from issue to issue, so I kept reading it well after I would have otherwise stopped. But now that it's "One Year Later," I just couldn't get interested. I'll try again next issue, maybe. No rating.

MARVEL TEAM-UP #18: Kirkman has an interesting way of giving his stories in this title a twist, in that he consistently chooses the least interesting way to wrap things up. Here, our time-jumping heroes handily defeat the bad guy and realize they've only saved another timeline, not their own, and so have little choice but to stay where they are in their comfortable little niche future. Sure, it avoids the cliche "Days of Future Past" style ending I was expecting, but it also underlines the story's dramatically inert structure--it doesn't really matter what happens as long as Kirkman gets another story written and another paycheck cashed. But maybe I would've felt differently if this had been, say, a jam-packed annual rather than three ultra-leisurely go-nowhere issues. Awful.

MARVEL ZOMBIES #4: Conversely, Kirkman's leisurely pace works much better here, as it really allows the story's dark humor to blossom fully: since it's particularly hard to care about any of the characters here (except maybe the Black Panther), the plot isn't isn't half as interesting as the scenes where the Marvel Zombies realize they can keep pulling the food out of their stomachs and re-eating it to stave off hunger pains. There are probably too much threads to wrap up satisfyingly by next issue, but I've found this work surprisingly Good so far. Go figure.

NEXT WAVE #2: Not quite as funny as the first issue, but still funny enough. (The short scene with X-51's predecessor is what made this issue for me.) The next issue, I think, will be crucial--if we're in for diminishing returns on the laffs, we'll probably know by then. I've got my fingers crossed. Good.

OUTSIDERS #34: Hmmm, yeah. Didn't care. Part of that may have been the writing, which laid out the plot in a style that tried for terse and settled for leaden, and part of it may be that The Outsiders is a team that's rebooted itself every eight issues anyway, so who cares really? Even if my suspicions about One Year Later Nightwing pan out, I think my original investment in this title, limited though it was, has been spent. Eh.

PUNISHER #31: Goran Parlov's art on this was great, I thought--it reminded me of early Gibbons or something. Very clean, very strong but with a surprisingly convincing grit to it. The story wasn't bad, either, but wow, that art. If I was a Vertigo editor, I'd poach this guy pronto. Good stuff for that alone.

THUNDERBOLT JAXON #2: Reminds me of the stuff you'd read in Warrior Magazine way back when--grim, but very efficient, offbeat adventure. The brutal, undying vikings turned East End gangsters may be almost too brutal--I don't see how the kids stand a chance against them, even with possible magical superpowers--but it's got me eager to see next issue. Good stuff.

ULTIMATES 2 #10: Little more than three scenes where the heroes turn things around--of the three, I thought the Tony Stark one was well-done, the Hawkeye scene was silly but almost effective, and the Wasp/Cap one was cliched and nonsensical. Sadly, I think those percentages will be applicable to the Millar/Hitch run overall. A really awesome two issues of asskicking could change my mind, but for now, OK.

UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE STAR BRAND: I've really got to give it up for Jeff Parker--despite what my recent reviews of Exiles might make you think, I don't really have that much affection for Marvel's New Universe. So the fact that I really enjoyed this is quite the accomplishment. It helps that Javier Pulido's art manages to evoke the early John Romita Jr. work without recreating that art's tediousness, but it's really Parker's clever script that really does the job: it introduces all the tropes of the Star Brand title, analyzes them, turns them inside out and then tosses around a dozen different possible ideas and directions before changing things up for the finale. Even better, I found myself genuinely feeling for dumb ol' Ken as he gets just a taste of identity and direction before the status quo comes along to turn him back into the same old tool. If you get a chance, pick this sucker up. It's, I shit you not, Very Good. For the first time ever, I find myself hoping Marvel editors read this blog, just so they might get Parker to pitch to them for some heftier titles. The guy's got loads of potential.

Y THE LAST MAN #43: A very witty (and very true) conversation about how mutual objects of disdain make for a better relationship bond than mutual objects of appreciation doesn't really cover up the fact that Yorick and 355 have almost no "chemistry" together. I don't know if it's the way their body language is depicted, or what we know about the characters, but I just don't believe these two characters might genuinely be attracted to each other and that may or may not be a huge stumbling block to where Vaughan wants to take these characters in the future. But witty dialogue goes a long way in my book, so double-plus OK.

PICK OF THE WEEK: UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE STAR BRAND. Strange, but true. If you're looking for more conventional kicks, Brubaker and Lark's first issue of Daredevil (which came out, uh, last week?) was shit-hot.

PICK OF THE WEAK: BATMAN ANNUAL #25, because it sucked. A lot.

TRADE PICK: Two of 'em, at least. I wasn't here when GOLGO 13: SUPERGUN (finally!) made it to our store, but that shouldn't stop me from haranguing you to go out and buy it. Golgo 13 is kind of the alpha-omega of tight-lipped antiheroes, and his over-the-top awesomeness (not only is Golgo 13 going to lay the female agent assigned to brief him, he's going to do in under four pages and he's not even going to bother removing his disguise to do it) that I find simultaneously hilarious and satisfying. The two stories here also have a terseness in tone meshed with an attention to detail and research that's satisfying on its own. (This week's issue of Outsiders? This is the tone it was trying for.) It's not for everyone, I admit, but those of us who dig snipers capable of outgunning quarter-mile supercannons will find this stuff to be like catnip.

Second, the third volume of BECK just broke my heart, mainly because I have to wait until June for the fourth volume--I want to read the whole damn thing now, dammit. (I was also horrified to read in Chris Butcher's blog that BECK is selling "okay but not great." (It's in the February 27 entry--unfortunately the direct link to the archived entry isn't working at the moment.)) While this volume gets a bit predictable once it starts off on its "Karate Kid"-ish turn of events, the best part (apart from the expressive, almost sensual, art) is that poor Yukio, after an entire volume of practicing his little heart out, has only come far enough to realize how much farther he has to go and has to practice, practice, practice even more. Despite all its goofy charm, BECK is quite serious about the amount of work required for any artist to even think about success--which makes the promise of coming achievements seem all the sweeter. C'mon, Tokyopop--I'm sure these will start selling like hotcakes once you get to the volumes with the payoff. Can't ya speed it up just a little? Like the next fifteen volumes out by this time next year?

I also have Iron Wok Jan, Vol. 16 right in front of me. Life is good.

So, to sum up: I have become a big ol' manga whore. Also, if you've ever liked any of Ellis's tough guy stuff, get GOLGO 13: SUPERGUN. If you've ever liked Scott Pilgrim, Akira, or pretty women, get BECK VOL. 3. Your aesthetic sense will thank you.

Long Way Round: Jeff's Blabbity-Blab About Buenos Aires.

Hey. I'm back from a great time in Buenos Aires where my wife and I went to visit her best friend who's subletting a place for a few months down there. The weather was great, the food was even better, and the exchange rate was downright dreamy. I'm not officially "back" in that we returned yesterday and I probably won't get to CE until Friday, but thought I'd share what I gleaned about the comix scene down in Buenos Aires. This is long, and has not a comic review in it, so if you want to skip it, I won't mind. Hibbs has a great write-up about Sweeney Todd just below, so while this may not be your week to get your snarky comic reviewer fix, it's certainly content-rich. Anyway, The Master List of Comics shops has four stores in Buenos Aires listed. I visited two of those stores, Entelquia and Punto de Fuga, as well as a third, Club del Comic, which Edi found through the Time Out Guide, while I was there.

If you know anything about Buenos Aires (and I basically didn't), five or six stores is not something to jump up and down about. Buenos Aires proper has close to three million people, and the Buenos Aires area, which includes the metropolitan area surrounding the city proper, claims more than eleven million inhabitants, approximately a third of the entire population of Argentina. While one shouldn't generalize about how many stores there actually are in such an area based on one website and one travel guide, that's a lot of people and I didn't see anything close to that in comic stores. Club del Comic and Punto de Fuga were located about two long blocks apart from each other, and both were almost achingly tiny. Club del Comic is jammed with toys and anime in the front, and then set with shelves on each side and through the center, while graphic novels and some bound volumes are set in racks that reach almost to the ceiling giving the upper walls a scaly feeling. Punto de Fuga feels even smaller, but that's probably because they also do duty as an Internet cafe, with five or six computer stations, and some sort of area where they make the coffee and the tea and the mate and stuff.

(Amusingly, whether through predilection or economic necessity, Club del Comic seemed to be more of a DC store, and Punto de Fuga more clearly a Marvel store. They both had some Corto Maltese volumes, Spanish translations of various internationally published volumes (at CdC, I was thrilled to find all of the volumes of Grant Morrison's Zenith for only 100 pesos, but discovered it was indeed in Spanish), and some neat stuff here and there, but by and large it was mainly the big two, and only the most mainstream of those works. I'm not sure why, but there wasn't a copy of Watchmen in graphic novel form to be had anywhere.)

The third store, Entelequia, was located right where you'd expect a comic store to be--close to the University (or maybe the law school, I couldn't quite tell from all the surrounding bookstores which all had legal volumes in the window)--and had the far more extensive selection of the three stores. The top floor was all non-superhero stuff, while the capes were consigned to the basement. But the stuff in the basement was all pretty current and in English--they order their stuff from Diamond and it ships once a month There, I talked to a really sweet guy who patiently answered all of my questions, and cleared some stuff up. According to him, the comics market in B.A. went through the same collapse as the market here in the mid-'90s but it suffered the additional blow of the economy's collapse in 2001. Before that crash, Entelequia had approximately 80 to 90 subscribers; now, it has approximately 40. (This is probably true for the one location I visited, and not the second location--if it still exists.) The retailer certainly had the same party line as U.S. retailers: the guys who grew up reading comic books are still buying comics, but their kids aren't; the kids use their disposable income on stuff like video games; manga is seen as an emerging force but they're not seeing as many kids in shopping for it as he'd like; and so on.

Anyway, that's the retailing side of things, but I'm no Brian Hibbs so I can't tell you what it means or how to change things up for those shops. Although if I was DC, I'd see what was up: not being able to buy a translated trade of Watchmen or Dark Knight makes no sense at all to me.

All this is lengthy preamble to what I actually did buy, pictured above at right. There are a lot of kioscos in B.A.--little shops where you buy candy, cigarettes and drinks--and I was right off several areas where the streets were only for pedestrian use and where there were kiosco de diaros on every block. These had all the current magazines, but also sometimes had terrifyingly old, torn-up comic books that were just there to fill up shelf space--I came across a copy of X-Men from early in Joe Casey's run that looked as if it'd been dug out of the ground--and at a few places, there were these cellophane wrapped books with iconic cartoon figures on the cover and a logo, "Biblioteca Clarin de la Historieta." They were thick books, over 200 pages, but I couldn't tell if they were essays or reprints or what. After seeing them briefly on our first day walking around, I became obsessed with trying to find them again and buying them, particularly Dick Tracy: Chester Gould's work is so iconic and masterful in its own right, it didn't matter if I could read it or not.

Of course, it being the volume I wanted the most, it took me forever to find it again. The next day, we couldn't find the kioscos with the volumes at all, and I didn't see the volumes until we ended up at Club del Comic, which had multiple copies of the Superman and Batman volumes, some volumes I wasn't interested in at all, and the Flash Gordon copy. The Superman and Batman volumes were marked up to sixteen pesos (as opposed to nine at the kioscos) and the Flash Gordon copy was marked down to eight. I bought it, tore open the wrapping when we hit the street, and was relieved and delighted to see that it wasn't essays (I love Raymond's Flash Gordon, but think even the staunchest academic would be hard-pressed to fill two hundred pages on the topic) but black and white reprints that was one-third Rip Kirby and, of the remaining two-thirds, one-third Dan Barry material. I was hooked. Because I didn't have a ton of space (either in my luggage or at home), I tried to keep my shopping choices limited. Of course, now I'm kicking myself for not picking up the two volumes of El Eternauta by Oesterheld and Solano-Lopez, which may well have been the raison d'etre of the Biblioteca Clarin de la Historieta line in the first place. El Eternauta is a classic of Argentinian comics. (I was kind of shocked that there wasn't more work available of Francisco Solano Lopez, one of the few Argentinian cartoonists whose work I recognized but maybe I just didn't come across it while I was there.)

In the end, I found a kiosco that had a torn and ravaged copy of Dick Tracy on the ground for cover price. Fortunately, the kiosquero took pity on me and took a less-ravaged copy out from under his glass display and also sold me a similarly well-preserved Corto Maltese volume (that has color pages!), for ten pesos each. Entelequeria had a five peso copy of El Loco Chavez that rounded out my little mini-collection--eleven hundred pages of reprints for thirty three pesos, or approximately eleven bucks. The Dick Tracy volume is the only one I've spent any time with, and it's worth all those pesos just on its own. Even the "Lunar Chica" story from 1963 is as insane and interesting as anything Ditko's ever done--if the deluxe strip collections continue to gain ground in the book market, I hope we'll see some major retrospective of Gould's work some time soon.

So yeah, that's what I've been up to the last ten days or so. Next week: some comic book reviews, maybe both old and new depending on what catches my fancy. I've also got a Wondercon pic of Ben and Hibbs and some other stuff I'll be posting in the next few days. Anyone who knows more about the B.A. scene or Eternautas, feel free to throw info or links in the comments.

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