Only in New York!

Airplane writing on the Alpha-Smart, here (with later editing/linking now that I’m home) I just got back from the NY con (well, the trade show, more accurately – I left back for home on Saturday morning), about which more later.

First though, let me tell you my “Only In New York” story….

I got into town on Wednesday, and went to the current restaging of Sweeney Todd that night. To be honest, I generally hate musicals, but I really really like Sweeney. Perhaps it is the dark story, which ends in horror and insanity, without a single bit of redemption – that’s not what musicals are, right?

I’ve actually seen Sweeney before on Broadway – when I was…. Hm, 10, 11 maybe, I was taken to the original production with Angela Lansbury and Len Cariou

That original production was mesmerizing to me, especially because of how the sets worked. Effectively, the set was a giant cube on wheels, with one face of the cube being Mrs. Lovett’s Pie Shop, one being a street scene, and so forth, and as the action in the play moved from place to place, the extras, or sometimes the principles, would turn the cube on its wheels, creating an illusion of distance or speed or volume that a single set couldn’t possibly achieve.

Thanks to Jeff Lester doing a recent search, after I leant him my very very worn out video tape of the Great Performances telecast, I now know that the Lansbury/Hearn version is back in print on DVD. I strongly urge you to seek out that performance, just to see the masterful way they approached the technical challenges.

Anyway, back in 2006. THIS version of Sweeney has a whole ‘nother set of technical challenges to face. See, the play, as originally mounted has ten “speaking” (and/or singing) roles, easily an equal number of extras providing chorus, and of course, a full orchestra doing the score. The current version only has the 10 principals – so that the principals have to not only being their own stage hands and chorus, which would be kind of insane enough, but they top that by being their own orchestra as well.

I mean that literally – they’re carrying their instruments around the stage, each taking turns playing parts! Some fun can be had in playing “Watch how they hand off piano duties as the various actors are needed upstage”

Understand how complex this is – not only does the crew have to act and sing, but they also have to tackle a pretty damn complicated score, while also being their own stage hands. That is, frankly, insane! There’s almost always someone or something moving on stage. And while it is a very minimalist stage and dressing (Pretty much two chairs represent 50% of the physical objects in the production – set that way to be a boat, this way to be a couch, and so on), there’s a kineticism on display that I’ve never seen before.

These are pretty astonishing performances, as well – Patti LuPone, for example, brings a wickedness and sensuality to her interpretation of Mrs. Lovett… and she does it while carrying a tuba around the set! Just…. Wow! Is all you can think.

On The Savage Critic scale, I’d give the strongest possible VERY GOOD, just a gnat’s breadth from “Excellent”, which is quintessentially unfair to this cast and production, because my qualms pretty much all come down to “Huh, why’d they make THAT choice?” or “Well, that’ not what I’d do” kind of things. For example, there’s lots and lots of instances where the cast is looking at the audience, and not each other. This can be jarring when Anthony sings “Oh, look at me, look at me miss, please look at me!” to Joanna, while HE is turned away from her. The problem was, I couldn’t see a consistent pattern of when they did or did not engage each other – sometimes characters WOULD make eye contact, sometimes they wouldn’t, and I couldn’t see the rhyme or reason.

Much of the staging truly worked – even when you thought it couldn’t. How on earth could “God, That’s Good!” or “City on Fire!” work without extras?! Yet, work it did, exceptionally well. On the other hand, I KNOW the play, and I know exactly what everyone is supposed to be doing and motivations, etc. So the minimalism worked just fine for me. I do wonder if a viewer just seeing Sweeney for the very first time would think the same thing?

I was also happy that the somewhat simpler score allowed some bits -- “Quartet” might be the best example -- to fully appreciate all four vocal lines of the song. In the fully orchestrated version, the orchestra tends to utterly overwhelm the performers, but with never more than 6 instruments at any one moment, everything was much clearer.

I thought the performances were very strong, especially Lauren Molina who portrayed Joanna, and Manoel Felciano who was Tobias. Both do a lot of “background” bits and action, that really add to the mounting insanity of the story. One of the conceits of the show is that the set and setup is reminiscent of an insane asylum, where the inmates are putting on this play – rather than it being that *we’re* watching the story of Sweeney, himself, it is more that we’re watching lunatics act out the story of Sweeney, which at once makes the play more immediate and horrifying (if that were possible), and yet also slightly distancing. So, Molina and Felciano really did a lot of “selling” this conceit -- Tobias creeping around the stage, or perching up on chairs observing the action, looking bug-fuck nuts, Joanna quivering her lip in mad, nervous panic when scary actions she isn’t involved in happen cross stage. Also of note is Donna Lynne Champlin who plays Pirelli (and interestingly, the didn’t change any gender references whatsoever, so she says “…when I was just a lad”, and things like that.) starts off the play as one of the keepers of the asylum, so there are several occasions where as the violence of the play escalates, Champlin steps closer in as if to be saying “Huh, if they take it too far, I need to be able to step in and stop it.” It’s a very effective device, really.

I was less impressed with Benjamin Magnuson who played Anthony, and Alexander Gemignani who plays the Beadle. In the former case, it may simply be that my brain is far too locked in on the DVD ’82 performance of Cris Groenendaal in the role. THAT Anthony is essentially Dudley Do-Right – a big, strapping, utterly earnest, and thoroughly clueless person who has his entire life turn to shit thanks to Todd. So, my brain has a hard time accepting a much weedier guy, who looks more like an NY intellectual than a young and vital sailor, in the role. His actual performance was good, but not, I thought, fully up to the level of his cast mates. Still, this is the difference between “really good” and “really really good”, so perhaps I’m being unfair.

As for Gemignani as the Beadle, the choice was made to deliver most of his dialogue in a monotone. You can practically hear the periods between. Each. And. Every. Word. I don’t know if it was the actor’s choice, or the director’s, but I thought it was a really poor choice. Other than that he was fine – the Beadle has some really difficult lines to sing, and he acquitted them very well.

Patti Lapone was really terrific as Mrs. Lovett, bringing, as I said, a real raw sexuality to the character that once certainly never get from the Lansbury version. I was pretty iffy on some of her readings and interpretations in the SF Symphony production of the play that she participated in 2001 (also on DVD), but in the intervening years, she’s really claimed the part.

Michael Cerveris as Sweeney was a revelation. While he’s not really old enough in appearance to be convincing physically, he absolutely psychically takes upon the mantle of Todd, and sells it 100%. It’s a very challenging role, and Cerveris sticks the landing (to mix a metaphor badly)

Bottom line: this is an astounding and audacious production of a play that was always a masterpiece of its own. If you’re in the New York area, I whole-heartedly recommend you see this production if/while you can.

Anyway, back to the “Only in New York” portion of the story… So, I really like Sweeney as a play, and I know the libretto backwards and forwards. It’s pretty disturbing on my part, actually.

So, I’m… well, I’m not actually SINGING along, because, y’know, you can’t actually DO that at a play, but I’m “mouthing” along with the music, if you see what I mean. My hands are also moving in my lap with the different musical lines. In short, I’m Really Fucking Into It, and It Shows, right?

2 seats over from me (which reminds me, I owe Mark Evanier a big wet kiss for advising me that I was better to sit in the 7th row than the first or second – I had my pick of the theatre when I booked the tix, and I ended up with superb seats thanks to ME’s advice), was sitting Michael Imperioli, who was Chris on the Sopranos, right? He was with a fairly large party of people, and they, in turn, had a friendship with an artist (whose name I didn’t catch) who was doing a “live sketch” of the performance, during it. “Capturing the energy” or something.

Anyway, during the intermission, some of the women in this party start up a conversation with me, “Who are you? How do you know all the words? Where are you from?” that kind of thing. We chat all pleasantly, and the second act begins and that’s that, right?

Well, we’re getting up to leave, and I say my goodbyes, and one of the women (Eva, I think?) says, “Look, we’re going backstage, how’d you like to come along?”

Obviously, I told them to fuck off. Er…. No wait, the other way, “What? Are you nuts, of COURSE I’d like to go.” So I got to go backstage, meet most of the cast, ask several questions on the staging, and wander around the set, and examine the props and dressing close up! Totally awesome!

As they say, it was a truly magical night. There was even an after party that I could have gone to, but I thought it better to not be “a leech” and know when to leave on my own. That makes it at least a little more likely that they’ll continue to be kind and inviting to absolute stranger in the future, y’know?

(Having a reasonable amount of contact with the comics talent, and watching as people sometimes have inappropriate fangasms sometimes, I’ve largely learned to restrain myself in my own encounters with celebrities)

Anyway, how cool is that? A great night at the theater, topped off with a backstage visit just from being excited about the work. Only in New York City though, right?

Garth Ennis and Ruth Cole were gracious enough to offer to let me stay at their place during the con, not only saving me a big wad of money from the hotel, but allowing me to spend some real quality time with one of my dearest mates, and turning my experience from just “going to a con”. I don’t think I would have heard about the Paul Pope/John Cassaday party at the Slipper Room, for example, without Garth – which ended up not only being a tremendous amount of fun, but being very productive in setting up a few things in the future.

I went out to NY for 2 specific reasons: 1) Marvel, in the original plan, was gong to have a “retailer day” of some kind, which got turned into “just” a cocktail party (We were there 4-5 hours, actually) after I booked the trip. But I thought it was REALLY important to go out and support Marvel working with retailers (especially as the guy who sued them, y’know?), because Marvel is getting better and better in working with us each month, and it is good to have a closer relationship. I met Dan Buckley, and Joe Quesada and I have buried the hatchet (If there was a hatchet to begin with, really) – we did it in email a few months back, but I wanted to do it face-to-face as well. Plus ay opportunity to tell more people what a godsend David Gabriel has become to Marvel and the retail community is always welcome.

I also went out to NY because 2) the first day of the con was a trade show. We need more trade shows in this business, especially ones that aren’t directly controlled by Diamond comics. I was, I think, the only retailer from west of the Rockies to show, but I thought it was very important to support the thing.

Of course, the trade-only *day* turned into “4 hours” (noon to 4) until they started letting the fans in, so it “wasn’t much” of a trade show this year, but still, a man has to do what a man has to do, right?

The con itself was pretty impressive for a first show – attendance seemed pretty huge to me. Even during the trade show portion, there were times it wasn’t possible to move in the aisles. Once they started letting in the fans it became a real madhouse. When I finally left the Javits ~6 pm, there were STILL a couple hundred people standing in line to get badges.

I suspect Saturday is going to get ugly, and I’d lay coin that the fire marshall shuts it down at least once during the day. The aisles aren’t nearly wide enough to accommodate the NY comics community – they need to be twice what they are, really. Really really glad I’m going home and not staying for the con, proper, because it will be a madhouse.

Also on the trip, I visited Rocketship in Brooklyn, which is a fab looking store for only being open 6 months. They looked like they were doing well, and I’m really proud that I’ve been able to help them succeed.

I also spent some time up with DC at their offices on Thursday– had Lunch with Dan Didio, and an afternoon meeting with the Vertigo editors, offering up a retailer’s brain to pick. All part of the service, ma’am.

Anyway, so that’s my little travelogue. I’ve really not read much this week – ASTONISHING X-MEN #13, which I’d rate an EXCELLENT, GREEN LANTERN #9 (I think? Comics are packed away right now), which I thought was a solid GOOD, and CATWOMAN #?? Which I’d say the same. That’s all I’ve read so far, despite 11 hours of flight time in the last 96 hours! (slept a lot of those plane hours, really) So, uh, PICK OF THE WEEK is ASTONISHING X-MEN #13, PICK OF THE WEAK is “I have no idea, hurray!”, and TRADE OF THE WEEK is…”your guess is as good as mine, I have no internet 30k miles in the air here I am, and I don’t recall what shipped this week.”

I am gong to be SOOOOOO happy to see Ben when I get home, though. I REALLY missed the little guy. Tzipora, too, but it is different with the 2 year old – four days away is…what? One half of one percent of his entire life?

Suck ass part is I have to do the weekly reorders, this months ORDER FORM (haven’t even cracked it yet), and the March subscriber setups all before Tuesday. That’s gonnnnnnna suck! So If you hear noting from me next week, that’s the reason why.

-B

Arriving 2/22

Plenty of reviews below this post, if you only scan the front page... A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #29 (A) ALL NEW OFF HANDBOOK MARVEL UNIVERSE A TO Z #2 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #529 AMERICAN WAY #1 (OF 8) ASTONISHING X-MEN #13 ATLAS #2 (Still missing over half our order…) BART SIMPSON COMICS #28 BATMAN #650 BATMAN JOURNEY INTO KNIGHT #7(OF 12) BIG QUESTIONS #8 BLACK PANTHER #13 BLACK WIDOW 2 #6 (OF 6) BOOK OF LOST SOULS #5 CAPTAIN AMERICA #15 CARTOON NETWORK BLOCK PARTY #18 CATWOMAN #52 CRICKETS #1 DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES #4 (OF4) DRAGONLANCE CHRONICLES KURTH CVR A #7 (OF 8) DUEL #2 (OF 4) EXILES #77 FANTASTIC FOUR #535 FRESHMEN #6 (OF 6) GI JOE SIGMA 6 #3 GLOOMCOOKIE #26 GREEN LANTERN #9 I HEART MARVEL OUTLAW LOVE IN THE BLOOD #1 (OF 4) INTIMIDATORS #3 INVINCIBLE SCRIPT BOOK #1 IRON MAN THE INEVITABLE #3 (OF 6) JLA CLASSIFIED #17 KABUKI #6 KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #112 LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #15 LUBAS COMICS & STORIES #7 LUCHA POP ONE SHOT LUCIFER #71 MARVEL MILESTONES DRAGON LORDSPEEDBALL & MAN IN THE SKY MARVEL SPOTLIGHT JOSS WHEDON MICHAEL LARK MOUSE GUARD #1 NEW X-MEN #23 NICK FURY HOWLING COMMANDOS #5 NORTHWEST PASSAGE #2 ORIGINAL ADVENTURES OF CHOLLYAND FLYTRAP #1 (OF 2) PARIS #3 (OF 4) POLLY & THE PIRATES #4 (OF 6) PORTENT #1 PVP #23 RISING STARS UNTOUCHABLE #1 (OF 5) ROBOTIKA #2 SAVAGE DRAGON #123 SENTRY #6 (OF 8) SOLO #9 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #159 SPAWN #153 SPELLGAME #3 SPIDER-MAN LOVES MARY JANE #3 STAR WARS KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC #2 STORM #1 (OF 6) SUPERGIRL #5 SUPREME POWER HYPERION #4 (OF5) TALES FROM RIVERDALE DIGEST #9 TALES OF TEENAGE MUTANT NINJATURTLES #20 TEEN TITANS GO #28 THE GIFT #14 THING #4 ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #90 ULTIMATE WOLVERINE VS HULK #2(OF 6) UNCLE SCROOGE #351 UNRULY A COMIX & LITERARY JOURNAL #1 USAGI YOJIMBO #91 VIGILANTE #6 (OF 6) WALT DISNEYS COMICS & STORIES #666 WARLORD #1 WOLVERINE #39 WONDER WOMAN #226 WRAITHBORN #5 (OF 6) X-MEN #183 ZOMBIE TALES DEATH VALLEY #2

Books / Mags / Stuff ACME CATALOG TP ANIMATION MAGAZINE MAR 2006 #158 ASIAN CULT CINEMA #49 BATMAN KNIGHTFALL INNER CASE ASST BATTLE CLUB VOL 1 GN (OF 2) BECK MONGOLIAN CHOP SQUAD VOL3 GN (OF 19) BLUESMAN VOL 1 GN NEW PTG BOOK OF DEADY VOL 1 TP COMICS BUYERS GUIDE MAY 2006 #1616 FOLLOWING CEREBUS #7 GOLGO 13 VOL 1 GN GRAPHIC CLASSICS VOL 13 RAFAEL SABATINI HE DONE HER WRONG HC HOUSE OF M SPIDER-MAN TP HOUSE OF M WORLD OF M TP IRON WOK JAN GN #16 JAYSON VOL 1 BEST OF THE 80S TP JAYSON VOL 2 BEST OF THE 90S TP JLA THE GREATEST STORIES EVERTOLD TP MAYBE MAYBE NOT AGAIN GN (NEWPTG) MAYBE MAYBE NOT GN (NEW PTG) NAOKI URASAWAS MONSTER VOL 1 TP NEW WARRIORS REALITY CHECK TP PREVIEWS VOL XVI #3 PUT THE BOOK BACK ON SHELF BELLE & SEBASTIAN ANTHOLOGY GN SIMPSONS COMICS VOL 14 JAM PACKED JAMBOREE TP SUPERMAN CHRONICLES VOL 1 TP SUPERMAN THE JOURNEY TP SWAMP THING BOOK 3 HEALING THE BREACH TP THE ART OF USAGI YOJIMBO TP TOMARTS ACTION FIGURE DIGEST #142 TRANSFORMERS GENERATION 1 VOL1 TP (IDW) WARCRAFT VOL 2 GN (OF 3) WIZARD COMICS MAGAZINE INFINITE CRISIS CVR #174 ZIPPY TYPE Z PERSONALITY TP

What looks good to YOU this week?

-B

Hibbs' 2/15 comics

I'm just crazy busy these days -- getting ready to go to NY for the con out there, too (Yeah: 2 cos in the shortest month of the year, good plan!) -- but I feel so lame that I'm not getting reviews up, so here are a few... First off, scroll down a smidge and read Graeme's review of Eddie Campbell's FATE OF THE ARTIST. I very much agree with what he said there, and it is really a terrific, terrific book that you'll want for your shelves.

ACTION COMICS #836: Yeah, I don't know about this, really. A big part of it reads like "Oh, hey, we're counted wrong and need another month of SUperman comics during Crisis" -- but, even in the context of Crisis, I'm wholly unsure where this is set, or what it is meant to be. I guess it is somewhat interesting to see how the "Earth 2" Superman would have reacted to the post-MAN OF STEEL story beats of "our" Superman, but it doesn't really jibe well with Crisis. We have the multiple earths back, for the moment at least, but the multiple earths have always had multiple versions of characters -- Wally AND Jay, for the Flash-y example. If it doesn't, then "Earth 1".... well, there's not much there is there? No "big 3" yields a lot of other changes -- no Titans, for example, and so on and so forth. There's, what, maybe a dozen viable characters left? On the other hand, this *can't* be what happened to e2-Supes, because we already "know" several of these beats -- that's clearly not how Clark & Bruce met for the first time on e2. So is this some sort of an "amalgam"-style character, then? It hurts my wittle head, is all I know. Having said that, I basically enjoyed this issue (though the last-page(s) beats were pretty jarring and off) -- but it seems to me this is largely impenetrable unless you've been following Superman pretty closely over the last 20 (!) years. EH.

ANGRY YOUTH COMIX #10: I really liked Ivan Brunetti's HAW -- it was just sick and wrong and uncomfortable to read. I didn't have that same reaction to Brunetti's HEE -- don't know if it was the postage stamp size, or the relatively cleaner and more confident line working against the jarring content, or, maybe, it was just "Been there, done that". This issue of ANGRY YOUTH reads more like "HAW II" (Hm... "Oh, yes, there will be blood.... in your farts"?) than HEE ever did, and I really enjoyed it. Well, "enjoyed", you know what I mean. There's a good density of filth and wrongness here that can only be achieved by single panel gags, and that Ryan is usually unable to sustain when doing a regular narrative. I'll give it a GOOD, though I know I'm going STRAIGHT TO HELL for saying that.

BATGIRL #73: It's funny that both of the 2 BatBooks ending, end this week (Gotham Central was only sorta a BatBook) -- what's even funnier is that there are STILL so many BatBooks, that no one really noticed that they've ganked two of them... Batgirl was always one of those titles I never understood getting greenlit in the first place. She was a purely manufactured character, coming out of left field during a crossover, not organically, or thematically fitting with the rest of the Bat-stuff. There was never any real "fan clamoring" for the character to get her own book, and, by and large, no one ever seemed to be able to provide a real reason or motivation for the character that was, to this reader at least, especially compelling. Much more "High Concept Logline" than "This Is Interesting To Read" -- "she's the superhero who can't read"! stuff like that, you know? And, so, this ending is well overdue. Problem is, and has been with the character, that it plays the "She is SO awesome!" card -- "She's SO awesome.... she beats Lady Shiva!" Which I, personally, think largely devalues Shiva at the expense of the Company trying to sell you on a character. Oddly (see below), with a more ambiguous ending, this could have, possibly, added some threads to the DCU, but with her ending heroically, I feel that it has just taken from the bat-mythos, and didn't replace it with anything BETTER. So..... EH.

BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #74: The second "Why didn't you kill this five years ago?" BatBook ending this week, and, owie wowie, what a terrible ending it is! "Resolving" the Hush storyline as a kind of a "Lady or the Tiger" ending is sloppy, lame, and, generally as misguided as the previous editorial reign on the BatBooks have been. I mean, the whole issue underlines that, for right or wrong, Batman doesn't kill -- making the ending illogical, to put it mildly. Absolute CRAP.

BATMAN YEAR ONE HUNDRED #1: A good, solid thriller that rocketed along, with style and panache. Too bad it is Prestige format, because the economics of those books make them very hard to reprint. This'll make a good TP come September, or so... VERY GOOD.

DAREDEVIL #82: See, I can't buy that the fiction of the blind man in jail would hold up for more than 48 hours, maybe. Matt gives it away, what, 3 times this issue alone? So, really, the whole premise of the story pretty much betrays the execution in my mind. Having said that, this wasn't bad or anything... just preposterous, and preposterism gives me the EHs.

NEW AVENGERS #16: All of the Energy of All of the Ex-Mutants inanely comes down to earth and one man, who proceeds to have a lot of full page shots of shit 'sploding, and he apparently kills Alpha Flight. *shrug* To me, this is just leaping off the rails -- rails it was barely on to begin with. Yet it sells like a monster, go figure. I say: EH

PLANETARY BRIGADE #1: I like me some bwah-ha-ha, is all I can say. GOOD.

SUPERMARKET #1: Terrific little book, I found the setup and the world to be a hundred times more convincing than DMZ. Gorgeous art, too. VERY GOOD.

ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #27: I like a good, stupid, time-travel-changes-everything story as the next man, but given the perceived time-line of the Ultimate U (I'd say that no more than 2 years have passed, maximum?), the ending gag seemed like a pretty insane reach, really. So... OK, I guess.

X-MEN DEADLY GENESIS #4: That seems like such an odd continuity implant to make, but it sorta works OK -- the last two parts of this are really going to have to sell me the motivations, though. A lowish GOOD.

Yeah, that's short, I know -- but Ben should be back from the zoo in like 15 minutes, and I still haven't started my normal Monday morning work yet, ay yi yi!

PICK OF THE WEEK: I think I'll go with SUPERMARKET #1 -- sure hope my reorder goes through, though.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Easy choice: BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #74 was really really bad.

BOOK/TP OF THE WEEK: Sure, I could take the obvious path and say the finally-back-in-print KID ETERNITY, but, instead I will continue to recommend the simply-drawn, but very deep, KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE BUNDLE OF TROUBLE v15.

What did YOU think this week?

-B

Pre-ordering is my friend: A lesson learned through reviews of 2/15 books.

The drawback of being sick this week – besides, you know, that whole being sick part of the whole deal – is that by the time I got to the store this week to pick up things to read and review, the two books that I’d really been looking forward to (Brian Wood’s new one, SUPERMARKET, and Paul Pope’s BATMAN YEAR 100) were sold out already, or at least invisible to my eyes. I know, I know; if I’d preordered them then all would’ve been fine, but it’s not like I’ve ever been good at planning ahead at any point in my life up to now. I get anxious about thinking about the future, you see. I’m always convinced that, if I tell Bri that I really want Showcase Presents Superman Volume 2 in May, then I’ll somehow manage to die in April, and when I come back as the latest Spectre, I’d have to find some way to find $16.99 in ectoplasmic dollars anyway. Anyway, no Supermarket or Batman Year 100 for me this week. Sorry. (The good thing about being sick this week? Watching Gilmore Girls on ABC Family and feeling no shame, because you’re supposed to watch shitty TV when you can’t think straight, right? Gilmore Girls has become my new guilty TV pleasure, now that Veronica Mars and The OC are both off-air right now.)

ACTION COMICS #836: Okay, I have no idea what’s supposed to be going on here (Yes, I know it’s part two of a three-parter; I didn’t read part one, I admit). It’s like the story of Superman’s past, with everything fluxing between John Byrne’s version of the character, Geoff Johns’ version of Earth-2 Superman and the Mark Waid Birthright version, with history being rewritten randomly, and some Superman (the Earth-2 self-righteous one, I think) narrating everything. I think it’s “What If Superman was a pompous dick?” but there’s nothing resembling an explanation of why this is happening or what it all means (Someone who enjoyed Joe Kelly’s previous Superman and JLA work much less than me might make a “Joe Kelly writes a confusing story? No!” joke here, but I am a finer man, above such cracks). For readers who aren’t familiar with Superman or DC comics over the past twenty years, a lot of this story will mean nothing at all to them; it’s complete fanboy continuity porn, everything that’s bad about Infinite Crisis without any of the good things (like a story in and of itself, outside of any retcons or fixes). Art for this book is split between seven million artists from editor Eddie Berganza’s tenure on the Superman books, including a cover from onetime Man of Steel writer Mark Schultz. Parts are nice – Doug Mahnke and Lee Bermejo are always nice to see – but it’s far too disjointed in terms of quality for a story that’s already pretty hard to understand… It feels like filler, like so many of the main DC titles in the last few months as they kill time before the whole One Year Later jump. It’s weird, the amount of positive buzz that DC are getting for their superhero books right now, considering how crappy those books have been recently. Awful, really.

ANGRY YOUTH COMIX #10: Hi, I’m very very old. I realized that when looking through Johnny Ryan’s latest, and thinking that it’s probably very funny and controversial and great if you have the mentality of a twelve year old, but for me, not so good. For those who haven’t seen this book, imagine really shitty unfunny New Yorker cartoons with lots of dick, fart and rape jokes. Don’t get me wrong; I have no problem with dick, fart and rape jokes – Well, maybe rape jokes – but unfunny jokes? Yeah, that’s not so okay in my book. Sadly, I’m not one of those people who thinks that pissing or farting are inherently funny things in and of themselves, so most of this book falls horrendously flat for me. That’s not to say that there aren’t any funny jokes in here (The Moby Dick one, I loved, which kind of goes any claims of highbrow or snob I may have going for me), but holy fucking Christ, please come up with some actual jokes before you try and do another “Special All Gag Issue,” Johnny. Because this one? Crap.

DAREDEVIL #82: Ed Brubaker and Michael Lark take over the Book Without Fear, and find themselves picking up on Bendis’s jail-happy conclusion: Matt Murdock is behind bars, Foggy Nelson has hooked up with obscure 80s detective Dakota North, and someone else has started dressing up as Daredevil to protect Hell’s Kitchen. Bru hits the ground running here, with what seems to me his strongest writing since Sleeper – Maybe he just works best for me in this kind of hopeless situation populated by morally conflicted characters – and Lark’s art is as good as ever, although the coloring by Frank D’Armata overwhelms it with some crazy over-rendering in places. I’m cautiously optimistic about this – this issue is Very Good, but I thought the same about the first few issues of Brubaker’s Captain America before that seemed to become bogged down in itself before it was a year old.

FIRESTORM #22: So, to recap: In Infinite Crisis #4, Firestorm died. In Infinite Crisis #5, he comes back to life. In between, there are two issues of Firestorm’s own title to fill, and this is the second one. If you’re expecting to see the reborn Firestorm by the end of this issue, though, you’re out of luck, as one of the characters admits in the last panel: “Firestorm’s back! Finally!” Stuart Moore writes this thankless task as best as he can, using the time to explain what the new version of Firestorm will be able to do when he finally comes back, but yet again, it’s obvious filler that can’t step on the toes of Infinite Crisis but also can’t do anything of interest until One Year Later. OK, at best.

(Out of interest, since I last did regular reviews, the final issues of both Gotham Central and JLA have shipped, and both of them fell into the same trap as Firestorm and Action – Nothing of value happened. Gotham Central, in particular, was a disappointment considering the quality of the previous couple of issues, with no resolution to the main plot nor to Montoya’s character arc, because the characters are needed in larger series later (Montoya will be in 52, Allen in The Spectre). JLA, meanwhile, continues the mess that was the last storyline without getting any better. You know it’s a bad sign when the most interesting thing that happened in the last six issues was the inclusion of a Flash plotline that went absolutely nowhere, presumably due to last-minute changes elsewhere.)

HELLBLAZER #217: Denise Mina continues her attempt to get John Constantine to Glasgow, and what seemed like a one-off McGuffin from last issue turns out to have greater significance than what I’d assumed. Some of the narration is overdone – The “I’m rain water running down a drain” monologue in particular felt like writing, as opposed to someone telling a story – but overall, there’s a lot that rings true in the dialogue, and the plot’s appropriately downbeat: Empathy is something that kills you. Leonardo Manco’s art reads like cut-rate Tim Bradsheet: Photo-realistic, but static and posed, and it isn’t helped by some odd coloring choices in certain scenes. It’s a Good book, but a frustrating one, because it feels like it should be better.

PLANETARY BRIGADE #1: Here’s another of my terrible secrets: While I liked Giffen and DeMatteis’s Justice League way back in the day, I don’t get why so many people are so excited about seeing them together again on other books. It’s lazy nostalgia for everyone involved, like watching the Rolling Stones at the Superbowl do “Start Me Up” for the seven millionth time, purely going through the motions (I’m probably the only person who was completely underwhelmed by their two returns to the Justice League characters, aren’t I? They both just felt so safe, smug and uninspired). Despite the opportunity provided by it being a new creator-owned book, Planetary Brigade, their new book for Ross Richie’s Boom! Studios, is more of the exactly the same: There’s the Superman analogue, the Batman analogue, the Wonder Woman analogue, the cynical aloof mystic (like J’Onn in JLA), the shallow, selfish but with hidden heart of gold woman (like Fire in JLA)… The bickering snarky dialogue is tired, the characters barely introduced, and the plot just kind of… there. For those who love Giffen and DeMatteis and what they do, this is probably great, but for me, Eh at best. I’d much rather see the two writers do what they’re more interested in, like DeMatteis’s Abadazad or any of Giffen’s many other Boom! Books. Nice to see Mark Badger and Eduardo Barretto doing some more work, though.

(I’ve now dissed Johnny Ryan and Giffen and DeMatteis – Somewhere, Kevin Church is plotting my downfall, I can tell.)

PICK OF THE WEEK, surprisingly, ends up being Daredevil. Who knew? PICK OF THE WEAK is Action Comics, because as much as I disliked Angry Youth, at least it was coherent and didn’t rely on me having read 20 years of earlier Johnny Ryan comics. I’m tempted to say that DC in general should get Pick of The Weak, because I’m getting mighty bored of the majority of DC’s superhero line being stuck in neutral and waiting for Infinite Crisis to finish. TRADE OF THE WEEK is the deeply overdue Kid Eternity trade, where Grant Morrison and Duncan Fegredo tell you that a glowing blue boy with the power to raise the dead doesn’t mean that you’re immune to late-80s “chaos magic” iconography trends.

I’m still pissed that Supermarket sold out so quickly, though.

Arriving 2/15

Sorry 'bout the tumbleweeds around here folks -- everyone's been busy (There's a WonderCon shaped whole in my life right about now....), but something of real content soon, I promise! A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #28 ACTION COMICS #836 ALICE IN WONDERLAND #1 ANGRY YOUTH COMIX #10 ARCHIE & FRIENDS #98 ARMY OF DARKNESS #4 ATLAS #2 (Allocated on the west coast -- balance next week?) BATGIRL #73 BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #74 BATMAN YEAR ONE HUNDRED #1 (OF 4) BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #140 BIRDS OF PREY #91 CHICANOS #4 CONAN #25 DANGER GIRL BACK IN BLACK #4 (OF 4) DAREDEVIL #82 DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #337 EMO BOY #5 FIRESTORM #22 GENERATION M #4 (OF 5) GIANT SIZE MS MARVEL #1 GIRLS #10 GOON #16 HACK SLASH LAND OF LOST TOYS CASELLI CVR A #3 (OF 3) HELLBLAZER #217 HERE COME THE LOVEJOYS AGAIN #3 HI HI PUFFY AMIYUMI #1 (OF 3) I HEART MARVEL MARVEL AI JACK THE LANTERN 1942 ONE SHOT JSA CLASSIFIED #9 JUSTICE #4 (OF 12) KEEP #4 (OF 5) LADY DEATH ABANDON ALL HOPE #3 (OF 4) LOSERS #32 LOVELESS #4 MAD MAGAZINE #463 MANHUNTER #19 MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE ONE SHOT METAL GEAR SOLID SONS OF LIBERTY #4 MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #286 NEW AVENGERS #16 NEW MANGAVERSE #2 (OF 5) NOBLE CAUSES #17 PLANETARY BRIGADE #1 PUNISHER VS BULLSEYE #4 (OF 5) RED SONJA #6 REVOLUTION ON THE PLANET OF THE APES #2 (OF 6) ROACH #1 ROY THOMAS ANTHEM #1 RUNAWAYS #13 SENTINEL SQUAD ONE #2 (OF 5) SGT ROCK THE PROPHECY #2 (OF 6) SHE-HULK 2 #5 SIMPSONS COMICS #115 SPIDER-WOMAN ORIGIN #3 (OF 5) STRANGE GIRL #6 SUPER MANGA BLAST #59 SUPERMARKET #1 (OF 4) TESTAMENT #3 TRANSFORMERS BEAST WARS (IDW) #1 (OF 4) ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #27 WITCHBLADE #95 X-MEN APOCALYPSE DRACULA #1 (OF 4) X-MEN DEADLY GENESIS #4 (OF 6) X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL #2 (OF 5)

Books / Mags / Stuff BATMAN WAR CRIMES TP BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL VOL 15 TRICKSTER TP DARLING CHERI A BLAB STORYBOOK HC DOOM PATROL ARCHIVES VOL 3 HC ESSENTIAL MOON KNIGHT VOL 1 TP GIANT ROBOT #40 HEAVY METAL SPRING 2006 HOUSE OF M MUTOPIA X TP HOUSE OF M NEW X-MEN TP IDENTITY CRISIS SER 1 INNER CASE ASST KID ETERNITY TP KODT BUNDLE OF TROUBLE VOL 15TP MIRRORMASK DVD ROSEN GRAPHIC NONFICTION AFRICAN MYTHS GN ROSEN GRAPHIC NONFICTION CHINESE MYTHS GN ROSEN GRAPHIC NONFICTION EGYPTIAN MYTHS GN ROSEN GRAPHIC NONFICTION GREEK MYTHS GN ROSEN GRAPHIC NONFICTION MESOAMERICAN MYTHS GN ROSEN GRAPHIC NONFICTION ROMAN MYTHS GN SPAWN MANGA VOL 2 TP STRUWWELPETER & OTHER DISTRUBING TALES A BLAB STORYBOOK HC ULTIMATE X-MEN VOL 13 MAGNETIC NORTH TP

For Eddie Campbell fans...

So, a couple of things different about this edition of Le Critique Sauvage, neither of which involves the fact that I’m now referring to the name of this blog in its French incarnation. No, dear readers, the couple of things are about the book I’m writing about: Firstly, it’s not out yet, and secondly, I loved it to pieces. It’s the second of those that presents the most problems for me, as I’m sure you can imagine. How am I supposed to be snarky and make cheap jokes when I enjoyed the damn thing? Anyway, THE FATE OF THE ARTIST: For those of you who took my and Jeff’s recommendations to read the last issue of The Comics Journal for the interview with Eddie Campbell, I should probably start off by telling you that his new book really is as good as it looked. There’s a book that I loved, years ago, by Michael Ondaatje (the guy who wrote The English Patient, which was the basis for the movie of the same name, but better), called The Collected Works of Billy The Kid. It was a biography of the eponymous cowboy, but not in the conventional sense – Instead, it was fictional pieces about the people and things that Henry McCarty had touched in his life, excerpts from newspapers, or people’s recollections, or poetry, all complete pieces in and of themselves that also added up into something entirely different when taken in context with each other. That’s what Campbell has done in this book, about himself. He’s following through on one of his promises/threats in the TCJ interview in a way, creating something that has the sensibility of a graphic novel without necessarily fitting into the narrow definition of what a graphic novel is supposed to be. Instead, we get a collection of prose, fumetti, fake newspaper strips (of which my favorite is easily “Angry Cook,” where Hayley Campbell fails to experience the many joys of the kitchen and swears a lot) and short comic strips that come together to tell the story of Campbell’s mysterious disappearance and suspected death. It’s a book that ties together things from his previous books. There’s the human element from The King Canute Club (and Graffitti Kitchen, which I always end up putting in with that book); not just the way that Campbell reduces emotions and events to a basicness that makes everything seem universal, but also the way that you can tell that he loves the way that people are, and act. There’s also the investigative element of something like How To Be An Artist, where the book has a framework that tries to hide the autobiographical core inside another genre, and After The Snooter gets represented as the story itself is about what happened after Campbell’s depression/midlife crisis from that book affected the one thing that he’d always had before: the ability to be creative. When I put it like that, mind you, it sounds like this terribly heavy and difficult book, and that’s entirely the opposite of what it is; despite the sleight of hands involved, this is still very much full of the humor that made his earlier work so wonderful, and even if you ignore everything beneath the surface, it’s still a very funny book. It’s just that it’s so much more complex than his earlier work, as well.

When I was reading it for the second time – it really invites multiple readings; as soon as I finished it the first time, I immediately turned back to the first page and started again – I realized that it felt like nothing to me as much as what happens when Eddie Campbell gets influenced by Chris Ware. I’m not quite sure where that came from, because it’s not as if this reads anything like anything that Ware has done. It’s more in the format of the thing, which involves recreations and pastiches of past eras and storytelling techniques (There’s also a running theme of Campbell’s continuous self-depreciation written in the third person, which now that I think about it, mirrors some of Ware’s writing. Hmm) that loop around a larger story that refuses to completely reveal itself on first sitting, just as Campbell himself refuses to do in the book itself, until the epilogue adaptation of an O. Henry essay.

None of this is very pull-quote-tastic, is it? You’ve probably all fallen asleep already, or skipped to Bri’s shipping list for the week or something. If you’re still here, I’ll try to summarize: If you’re an Eddie Campbell fan, you will love Fate of The Artist. If you’re not an Eddie Campbell fan, but want something more from your comics than Infinite Crises and Wars, Civil or Secret or whatever, then this is something that will not disappoint: A graphic novel that lives up to the “novel” part of the term, something that is vast and messy and beautiful and ambitious. Never mind Comic (or Trade) Of The Week, this is easily a contender for Comic Of The Year. Excellent and then some, and highly recommended when it comes out in April.

This Sunday, by the way? Reviews of books that will actually be on sale when I post 'em.

Arriving 2/8/06

100 BULLETS #692000 AD #1470 2000 AD #1471 ACTION PHILOSOPHERS WORLD DOMINATION HANDBOOK ADVENT RISING ROCK THE PLANET #3 ARCHIE DIGEST #223 ARES #2 (OF 5) BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #200 (NOTE PRICE) BATMAN STRIKES #18 BETTY & VERONICA #215 BLACK WIDOW 2 #5 (OF 6) BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL #110 BOMB QUEEN #1 (OF 4) BONE REST #8 CABLE DEADPOOL #25 CAPTAIN ATOM ARMAGEDDON #5 (OF 9) CASEFILES SAM & TWITCH #22 DMZ #4 ED THE HAPPY CLOWN #5 (OF 9) FABLES #46 FRANKLIN RICHARDS SON OF A GENIUS EVERYBODY LOVES FRANKLIN GHOST RIDER #6 (OF 6) GI JOE AMERICAS ELITE #8 GREEN ARROW #59 GUNCANDY #2 (OF 2) HAWKMAN #49 I HEART MARVEL WEB OF ROMANCE INCREDIBLE HULK #92 INVINCIBLE #28 JANES WORLD #23 JEREMIAH HARM #1 JLA #125 JONAH HEX #4 JSA #82 JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #240 JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #241 JUGHEAD #171 KEIF LLAMA XENOTECH #4 (OF 6) KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #111 MAD KIDS #2 MAJESTIC #14 MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR #9 MARVEL KNIGHTS 4 #27 MARVEL LEGACY THE 1960S HANDBOOK MARVEL ZOMBIES #3 (OF 5) MASTERS OF HORROR #2 (OF 12) NEIL GAIMANS NEVERWHERE #6 (OF 9) NEW THUNDERBOLTS #18 NIGHTWING #117 POISON ELVES LOST TALES #1 PUNISHER BLOODY VALENTINE PURGATORI (DDP) #4 ROBIN #147 RUNES OF RAGNAN #3 (OF 4) SCHIZO #4 SCOOBY DOO #105 SENSATIONAL SPIDER-MAN #23 SON OF M #3 (OF 6) SONIC X #5 SPIKE OLD WOUNDS ONE SHOT STAR WARS EMPIRE #39 STAR WARS REPUBLIC #83 SUPERGIRL #4 SUPERMAN #226 TALES DESIGNED TO THRIZZLE #2 TEEN TITANS #32 TRANSFORMERS INFILTRATION #2 ULTIMATE EXTINCTION #2 (OF 5) ULTIMATE X-MEN #67 WILDCATS NEMESIS #6 (OF 9) X-MEN #182 X-MEN THE 198 #2 (OF 5) X-MEN UNLIMITED #13 YOUNG AVENGERS #10

Books / Mags / Stuff ALTER EGO #56 BATTLE HYMN FAREWELL TO FIRSTGOLDEN AGE TP DAWN VOL 2 THE RETURN OF THE GODDESS TP ESSENTIAL PETER PARKER THE SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN VOL 2 TP FORTEAN TIMES MAR 06 #206 FREAKSHOW VOL 2 GHOSTS TP GIANT KILLER TP GREAT SEAL VOL 1 GN HOUSE OF M FANTASTIC FOUR IRON MAN TP HOUSE OF M UNCANNY X-MEN TP LEES TOY REVIEW FEB 2006 #160 LITTLE LULU VOL 8 LATE FOR SCHOOL TP LOVE ROMA VOL 2 GN MIDDLEMAN VOL 1 TP MODERN MASTERS VOL 6 ART ADAMS SC MODESTY BLAISE VOL 8 PUPPET MASTER TP MYSTERIES OF RED MOON VOL 3 KINGDOM OF NEVER GN POWERS VOL 9 PSYCHOTIC TP SCARY BOOK VOL 1 SHADOWS TP SHOWCASE PRESENTS HOUSE OF MYSTERY VOL 1 TP TALES FROM A FORGOTTEN PLANETVOL 1 GN TEEN TITANS OUTSIDERS DEATH AND RETURN OF DONNA TROY TP TOYFARE SUMMER MOVIE PREVIEW CVR #104 WITCHBLADE VOL 10 WITCH HUNT TP WONDER WOMAN LAND OF THE DEADTP

ASSHAT OF THE WEEK is GUNCANDY #2 from Image -- meant to have shipped in August!

What looks good to you this week?

-B

With her satin tights, fighting for your rights: No reviews for 2/1 from Graeme

Normally at this time, I come here and bitch about what books have appeared this week while trying to be funny with varying results. This week, however, I've managed to fail to get to the store, and therefore have nothing to review. Well, nothing apart from the programming schedule for next week’s Wondercon here in Sunny San Francisco, of course. "With over 90 hours of programming over 3 days, WonderCon’s programming schedule has something for everyone," claims the official website, which means that somehow they’re adding in an extra six hours per day for your pleasure. Time means nothing to these people, I’m telling you.

I have a love-hate relationship with conventions that can best be described as "I am scared to talk to people whose work I like, equally scared to talk to those whose work I dislike and have said as much in public where they could see it and may want to hit me as a result (Greg Rucka, for example. Will it help if I say now that I really enjoy his novels and liked his Wonder Woman before it was derailed by Infinite Crisis? Probably not), and all those people in homemade outfits make me nervous”. With some love being added in somewhere, of course. Nonetheless, I’ll be headed to Wondercon like everyone else, lured in by the promise of some of the following:

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 10th

Amongst some of the many things that I’ll miss because of that thing I call "my job" are panels with Ramona Fradon (whose great work graced the recent DC Showcase Presents Metamorpho collection), Mike Mignola, and Mike and Laura Allred. Gerard Jones gets a panel to himself to talk about his wonderful Men of Tomorrow book, and New Yorker illustrator and Neil Gaiman favorite Gahan Wilson also has an hour of Room 2018 to fill. Being the first day, the running themes of the Con get started: Obsessive Firefly/Serenity fans, and DC’s corporate panels. The Whedon Worship gets underway with the world premiere of "Done The Impossible: The Fans’ Tale of Firefly and Serenity," a documentary about how Joss Whedon’s fans did the same as Star Trek’s fans, only about ten years sooner, and Dan Didio gets to host "Modern Architecture: The Architects of The DC Universe," with guests Greg Rucka, Grant Morrison and Mark Waid, talking about post-One Year Later DC. That panel will be nothing like Saturday’s "DCU 2006: The Best Is Yet To Come", which also features Rucka, Morrison and Waid talking about DC post-One Year Later and is hosted by Didio, nor will it resemble Sunday’s "DC Comics’ Crisis Counselling," which has the stellar line-up of Greg Rucka, Grant Morrison and Mark Waid, all talking about post-One Year Later DC with host Dan Didio.

Highlight of the day may possibly be the mysterious "Special TRON event" that ends the night. As the blurb explains, "It’s a special TRON event! The fan-favorite, groundbreaking movie from the 80s is becoming a comic book in April, published by SLG, with story and art by Landry Walker, Eric Jones, and Louie De Martinis. This new comic series continues where the TRON 2.0 video game left off, chronicling the adventures of Jet Bradley, a talented young programmer who is trapped in a computer mainframe. Known for its incredible use of computer graphics before they were widely used in film, TRON makes the jump from movie to comics! Join us for this exciting event!" Anyone who can explain exactly what the nature of this special event is, feel free to tell me. I’m hoping that Jeff Bridges zaps all the attendees into a computer where they can fight that massive tank thing, myself.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 11th

If it’s Saturday, it has to be Hollywood day! Sure enough, this is the day that holds your best chance to see clips of movies before your friends see them online that evening. Bryan Singer has a Superman Returns panel with exclusive clips, JJ Abrams has a Mission Impossible 3 panel where lots of people will ask questions about Lost, just to piss him off, and Pixar celebrate being bought out by Disney by showing clips of Cars, their upcoming movie about those horse-drawn carriages that everyone’s talking about these days. Other media types around will include Kevin Smith, Wes Craven, Lucasfilm’s Steve Sansweet, and a collection of animation writers like Paul Dini, Mark Evanier and Adam Beechen.

If it’s comics folk you’re after, then be prepared for panels starring Grant Morrison, Frank Cho, Eric Powell, Peter David, Mark Waid, Terry Moore and Greg Rucka where you can ask them whether Civil War really is Marvel’s rip-off of Infinite Crisis or whether than honor falls to Annihilation. Alternatively, you can go and see the premiere of Ultimate Avengers and have that burning question – "Why not take Marvel’s over-the-top reimagining of the Avengers and tone it down for a wider audience who have suddenly decided that they want to watch a cartoon version of the Avengers?" – answered once and for all. There’s some grooviness happening out in the fringes of entertainment, though: A panel about "The Girls of Peanuts," as hosted by the Charles M. Schulz Museum, for one (I admit it; I have a crush on Peppermint Patty). Sergio Aragones doing a panel where he answers questions with drawings, for another, as well as Scott Saavedra’s Comic Book Heaven Live (Scott Shaw!’s also doing a live version of his Oddball Comics column which should be fun for those of us who like cheap laughs at other people’s hard work). Fans of Firefly and Serenity can entertain themselves with the "Sacramento and San Francisco Browncoats Meetup," although Browncoats from anywhere other than those two cities – even somewhere closeby, like Oakland – will be shot if they try and sneak in.

This is the traditional "If you can only make it to one day, make it this day" day – All the big solo panels, with a couple of exceptions, are on Saturday, and the amount of movie-related events (There are quite a few horror things that I’ve not mentioned because I couldn’t be bothered), mean that this is easily going to be the busiest day of the three. So if you have a fear of being in an enclosed space with lots of Imperial Stormtroopers, this may not be the day for you. Just a warning.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 12th

Last minute addition to the guest list Frank Miller gets his turn to shine on the last day of the con, having his panel run with no other big name guests appearing elsewhere as competition (But there is a new episode of Spongebob Squarepants premiering); the programming promises that there’ll be some Comic Book Legal Defense Fund-related surprises at this one, so place your bets about what that means. Other than that, the con does its normal Sunday winding down, which means that the panels stay interesting but will probably be calm affairs – There are panels about the future of comic retailing, how comic books can be brought into classrooms and libraries, and a bunch of robot-related nerds arguing whether Robby The Robot could kick MechaGodzilla’s ass (Hint: No). Those poor under-served Firefly fans get their own charity prize drawing as well as a charity auction, Chris Bachalo explains why he really hasn’t lost his talent after Shade The Changing Man, and there’s an entire panel about whether Star Trek is dead after the cancellation of Enterpise, or whether it lives on in our hearts and alternate universes where we all have goatee beards.

The real reason to go on Sunday, mind you, is to try and grab some cheap comics from all the dealers just before they close up for the weekend. That complete run of Kickers, Inc. is yours for the taking, dear friends… All of that said, looking into my crystal ball, I can see myself spending all of Sunday apologizing to Kate for wanting to spend the weekend before Valentine’s Day at a comic convention, but that might just be me.

So there you have it: Wondercon 2006. Looking ahead, my pick of the weekend is more than likely going to be the Grant Morrison panel, just to hear whatever he’s thinking about these days. My pick of the weakend has to be the Tron event, because, well, it’s a Tron event. For the nerdier of the San Franciscans like me, all of Wondercon may be eclipsed by Sarah Vowell doing an appearance at A Clean, Well-Lighted Place for Books this Wednesday, however...

Jeff does reviews below. Go read them, because they're more interesting than all of this.

Dour, Sour Power: Jeff's Reviews for 2/1 Books....

What happens when you take a surly, apathetic, quasi-aphasic grump and make him review comics? Let's find out, shall we? CAPTAIN AMERICA #14: I like Ed Brubaker. I like his writing, and I like him. (He used to shop CE when he lived in the city and he was a mensch.) And considering we're both fans of the Englehart run, I should really like his work on Captain America, and I do...more or less. And, also, I have to give him double bonus-points for managing to actually bring back Bucky (barring some future revelation that he's faked us out) and successfully make his case for it in front of all of Internet fandom. Having said all that, I have to admit I put this issue down feeling kind of underwhelmed. It's probably just my whole resistance to the Bucky thing from the beiginning, or a screw-up in the precious balance of antidepressants I must take hourly, or something, but fourteen issues just to get us to this ending left me cold--so now Bucky is wandering around the Marvel Universe and we'll get to see him and Wolverine making out (err, I mean, fighting)? Now that Bucky is "in play" again, chances seem incredibly slight he won't end up devalued currency in a very short time (heading up some revival of The Champions by Joss Whedon in 2007 or taking X-23's virginity in Thunderbolts in 2008 or something). The writing's good, the art is really strong, so I feel I can't give it anything less than Good, but I found it a demoralizing Good, to be honest. You more than likely will feel differently.

DETECTIVE COMICS #816: Nothing really new here, but I thought it was comparatively understated for what we normally get from a Batman book, particularly one with Zsasz on the loose and Alfred as bait, and a police department in Batman's way. Particularly nice was that Batman's action were clear and yet they weren't over-explained: I dreaded the caption where Batman would explain he's goading on Zsasz just to draw him out, and it never came. Won't change the world, but I found it Good.

DOC SAMSON #2: It's times like this I wish Sal Buscema was still getting work in the industry. Because what we've got here isn't really that different than a weird-ass Defenders story Steve Gerber might've written in 1975. Unfortunately for writer Paul Di Fillippo, the artist here stumbles on a few choice storytelling points making the whole thing seem less like intentional kookiness and more like misguided amateurishness. Or maybe it is misguided amateurishness, plain and simple. Either way, though, it was stinky pile of Crap and that's a shame.

EXTERMINATORS #2: If any of the characters were at all likeable, would I mind such obvious ripping off from the film version of Naked Lunch? Yeah, but probably not as much (because, come on, both the movie and the novel have some pretty amazing stuff in it). Or, come to think of it, I might tolerate such a jaundiced view of human nature if it had an originaility of vision working for it. Should get an Eh, but since I had hopes for the book and I"m stuck buying the issues I signed up for, I'll go down to Awful.

FANTASTIC FOUR #534: JMS seems committed to showing us stuff we've never seen in a FF book. Take this issue, for example: he gives us a battle between Thing and Hulk that is insanely dull. Makes that recent horrible Hulk/Thing mini by Bruce Jones and Jae Lee seem like Wagner by comparison. The epitome of Eh.

FANTASTIC FOUR IRON MAN BIG IN JAPAN #4: As Heidi mentioned, Seth Fisher was one of the very few artists able to stay true to his idiosyncratic vision and still get work drawing superheroes, and it's likely the medium will be the worse for his death. If you're of the half-full approach, you can see this issue (and this mini) as a celebration of his life by the sheer dint of the playful vitality apparent in his art. If you're of the half-empty approach, you can ruminate on the unlikely chance of Marvel collecting it and keeping it in print for any extended period of time. I would've given this issue a Very Good anyway, because Fisher's art is amazing and Zeb Wells crafted a very smart, enjoyable plot. But in the wake of Seth Fisher's death, it kind of transcends all that. So if you see these issues, get 'em. You may not see their like again.

FURY PEACEMAKER #1: By keeping a straight face, Ennis and Robertson pull off a much nastier and much funnier work than their first Nick Fury mini. Here, it's a relatively brutal take on Robert Kanigher cliches--every flashback to a presentation of equipment that could save the new troop's ass is a preface to the troop's torment by said equipment--that creates an unsettling atmosphere of black humor. It's a neat trick, and I hope these guys have similarly effective stuff up their sleeve for future issues. Good, and better than I expected.

FUTURAMA COMICS #23: Similarly, Boothby's tale neatly spoofs the obsessions of Weisinger's Silver Age stories while also recapturing them: I actually found myself worried about Fry and the others as they floated helplessly in "The Fandom Zone." Hibbs thought it was pretty one-note all the way through but the grumpy old fucker never posts here anymore anyway, so what does he know? Quite Good and I think Boothby's work here has inspired me to go hunt down the DVDs of all the seasons of the show I missed.

GOTHAM CENTRAL #40: I guess being a magical construct, Internal Affairs no longer exists in the DCU as a result of Day of Vengeance. Fair enough. It also would've been nice if there'd been another neat little twist once the Corrigan/red herring was shown up. But, whatevs: I'm just glad the book lasted as long as it did. OK.

GREEN LANTERN #8: The key to defeating the Black Mercy was clever, but what was with Mongul punching his sister's head off? I'm not sure why Johns keeps going for the "nacho cheese extreme" version of GL when a well-crafted regular "nacho cheese" version would work just fine. (Maybe it's to distinguish it from all the other GL titles we're going to have in a few months?) OK.

HARD TIME SEASON TWO #3: Another strong issue, all the more so because the ostensible bad guy acts so decent up until the very end. The touchy-feely liberal in me is a little antsy about where it might be going (the body-modification guy is a bad guy? The transgendered person is easily flattered and seduced? It's all very Bruckheimeresque) but Good, overall.

I HEART MARVEL: MY MUTANT HEART: There are the two Daniel Ways--the one who's crafted surprisingly strong Nighthawk and Bullseye minis and the one who seems genuinely bewildered by the basics of concise storytelling. Sadly, the latter Way is getting more work, as evidenced by the embarrassingly incomplete "Wolverine" story here. It's especially embarrassing next to Peter Milligan's story that, alhtough suffering from some of the same faults (less of a stand-alone than a riff on his other work, can see the ending coming from a mile away) but actually gets a beginning, middle and end in there (and is clever to boot). Finally, every character in the X-Men universe has slept with every other character by now, and Sam Guthrie is *still* dating the intergalactic rockstar/thief? Is it only Chris Claremont's worst ideas that hang around forever? Awful, but for the Milligan story.

LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #14: Those illustrated letters pages? Awesome. The rest of it? Good. I hope I'm not supposed to take the metacommentary at all seriously, however. (Although there was something kinda cool about a fanboy rampage being the story's turning point--I hope Graeme caught that.)

MARVEL ROMANCE REDUX: BUT HE SAID HE LOVED ME #1: I agree with Hibbs: opening with that hilarious "President Stripper" story kinda kills the rest of the book, because none of the other stories even come close. That said, they're pretty fun, the art in some cases is mighty keen, and they have their charms. But "President Stripper" blows the rest of them away. Certainly worth reading (although worth buying? Tough call). A lowish Good but "President Stripper"? Awesome.

MARVEL TEAM-UP #17: I couldn't tell if Kirkman's point is that these characters are such losers that, when given a month to prepare, they spend all their time sightseeing and starting up romances, or to give us a certain "Days of Future Past" ruefulness when the bloodshed starts next ish and the time-crossed lovers have to make a sacrifice to defeat the bad guy that means their love never existed. Either way, overly padded by half. Eh.

OUTSIDERS #33: Ironic that Outsiders feels more focused than it has in about six months and everything comes to a screeching halt for the "One Year Later" afterboot. OK, but who knows where it'll go from here.

POWERS #16: Weirdly, I saw this coming--I mean, none of the details, I admit, but the idea that Walker will get powers? Yeah, saw that one from a mile away (so much so, I hope I'm being played). But it was well-executed, and a Good read.

SABLE & FORTUNE #2: Wow, that's some biiiiiig hair. Sable really seems like she should be waiting tables in Vegas with that hair. (And did John Burns' end up doing any well-distributed collections of Modesty Blaise or something? Because as soon as I saw the work, I thought of ol' M.B., and I've never, that I can recall, read any Modesty Blaise stories in my life.) Seriously great art, an utterly predictable story, so I guess I'm going with OK. But if you've ever considered yourself a Neal Adams or Gray Morrow fan, ever, you should really check this out.

SENTRY #5: The ratio of boring/draggy/obvious stuff to cool shit is about 5:1, just enough to ensure I read every issue of this and hate myself for doing so. Yeah, that's just great. Eh.

SEVEN SOLDIERS BULLETEER #3: All the blogspot sites have been down for most of the afternoon, but I bet Jog has more interesting stuff to say about this than whatever I could come up with. So I'll just say the superhero convention commentary is trenchant and depressing and brilliant enough to make up for a relatively scattershot story. (It'd be cool if it's Morrison, not the Bulleteer, that's going here through the archetypal heroic trial pattern Jog sees repeating in all the SS minis). Good.

SUPREME POWER NIGHTHAWK #6: Obvious and flat and probably needlessly bloody, but you know what? I still thought it was pretty Good. Just about everything you'd want in a Batman analogue story (which, admittedly, is its weakness).

THUNDERBOLT JAXON #1: After being deeply indifferent to the Terra Obscura minis, I didn't think I'd care about this either, but the elegance of its first two-thirds drew me in. Something about the insistence on threes, and the understated way the kids talked to each other, and each of their burdens. It caught more of the old, strange magic lurking behind those Captain Marvel origin story than anything I've seen DC do with the Big Red Cheese, that's for sure. So I'm in for another issue, curious to see where it goes. Good.

PICK OF THE WEEK: It would've been FANTASTIC FOUR IRON MAN BIG IN JAPAN #4 even without the tragic events of this week, but now it's kinda impossible not to recommend.

PICK OF THE WEAK: DOC SAMPSON #2 becuase it gives trademark retention a bad name.

TRADE PICK: I have to say, if the MARVEL ROMANCE TPB had been $14.99 instead of $19.99? I would've grabbed it. Some of that Romita, Buscema and Colan work is heartbreakingly good. (There's a short-haired girl in one of those stories that just looks...yow.) And if all of the stories from SUPERMAN MAN OF TOMORROW ARCHIVES VOL 2 hadn't been reprinted in that wonderful SHOWCASE edition, I probably would've gotten that, too. So I'll go with GOON VOL 4 MY VIRTUE & GRIM CONSEQUENCES TPB because it's great stuff.

NEXT WEEK: Jesus fucking Christ, could they have made Wondercon any more irresistible? The only thing missing is an Allyson Hannigan kissing booth! And then after that, I'll be out of the country for a few weeks. So, uh, please understand if I go AWOL for a bit. (I may post anyway, but I wouldn't bet on it.)

We need a window display artist!

It's been one of those months, really -- I just realized today that we still had the Christmas window display up, uh, in February. So I asked Sue if she had any ideas for a new window, and she told me she's pretty much run out of ideas after her 4 (?) year run in setting them up. Now, me, I've been doing this coming up on 17 years now, and all of MY ideas are long since dull or uninteresting, and while, sure, I can go back to making color photocopy blow ups of covers and banging them up in the bay, honestly it's better if we have SOME creativity involved.

Comix Experience has a huge bay window -- it is (roughly) 5 feet wide, 7 feet tall, and 4 feet deep, and it is seen by thousands and thousands of people driving past Divisadero St. every day.

And I need someone to fill it.

We've had some killer and kick ass windows over the years -- a small sampling of them can be seen at http://comixexperience.com/windowdisplays.htm -- and I'd like us to return to that standard of excellence set by Chris Hsiang, David Marshall and Susan Riddle over the years.

BUT, we don't pay all that well, really (I am cheap), and I'm no longer a really wonderful generator of concepts (I am burned out), nor do I communicate all that well (I'm an asshole, really), while I'm, shall we say, "fussy" (like I said: asshole), so it might be a gig for a self-starter less than an artiste, ya dig?

So, if you're in the Bay Area, and you're an artist who can work big, and you're looking more for exposure than Big Cash Money, drop by a couple samples of your work to the store @ 305 Divisadero St., SF, 94117.

If you're a Bay Area comic book CREATOR, I MIGHT be willing to entertain one-off windows shilling just your book, too -- though I'm really looking for someone to do a regular gig. But, I am open to proposals...

-B

Shipping 2/1

Yeah, I forgot to post this last week -- shows you how hectic I've been post-holiday. Making progress in my big-ass pile of work (esp now that this month's order form is finally done), maybe I'll have reviews this week? (The nice bit is that Jeff and Graeme review so well, what do you need from me?)

2000 AD #1469 30 DAYS OF NIGHT DEAD SPACE #1 (OF 3) A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #27 (A) ABC A-Z TERRA OBSCURA AND SPLASH BRANNIGAN ANGEL OLD FRIENDS #3 (OF 5) AQUAMAN #39 ATHENA VOLTAIRE FLIGHT OF THEFALCON #1 ATOMIKA #6 (OF 12) BATMAN AND THE MONSTER MEN #4(OF 6) BEOWULF #6 BETTY & VERONICA DIGEST #163 BLACK HARVEST #3 (OF 6) BLOOD OF THE DEMON #12 BUCKAROO BANZAI PREVIEW CAPTAIN AMERICA #14 CITY OF HEROES #10 CONAN & THE DEMONS OF KHITAI #4 (OF 4) DETECTIVE COMICS #816 DOC SAMSON #2 (OF 5) ELVIRA #153 EXTERMINATORS #2 FANTASTIC FOUR #534 FANTASTIC FOUR IRON MAN BIG IN JAPAN #4 (OF 4) FLYING FRIAR #1 FRANK MILLERS ROBOCOP FRANK MILLER CVR #9 (Of 9) FURY PEACEMAKER #1 (OF 6) FUTURAMA COMICS #23 GI JOE SNAKE-EYES DECLASSIFIED #6 (OF 6) GOTHAM CENTRAL #40 GREEN LANTERN #8 GRIMM FAIRY TALES #3 HARD TIME SEASON TWO #3 HELLBOY MAKOMA #1 (OF 2) HOT MOMS #7 (A) I HEART MARVEL MY MUTANT HEART INNOCENT ONES #1 INTIMIDATORS #2 JSA CLASSIFIED #8 JUGHEADS DOUBLE DIGEST #119 JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED #18 LADY DEATH LOST SOULS #0 (OF 3) LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #14 LIVING WITH ZOMBIES #5 LOONEY TUNES #135 MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #12 MARVEL ROMANCE REDUX BUT HE SAID HE LOVED ME #1 (OF 5) MARVEL TEAM-UP #17 NECROMANCER #4 NEW EXCALIBUR #4 NODWICK #31 OUTSIDERS #33 PERHAPANAUTS #3 (OF 4) PIRATE CLUB #9 POWERS #16 PUNISHER #30 PVP #22 RANN THANAGAR WAR INFINITE CRISIS SPECIAL RED SONJA #5 RED SONJA GOES EAST ONE SHOT REX LIBRIS #3 SABLE & FORTUNE #2 (OF 4) SAGA OF SQUADRON SUPREME SENTINEL #4 (OF 5) SENTRY #5 (OF 8) SEVEN SOLDIERS BULLETEER #3 (OF 4) SIMPSONS SUPER SPECTACULAR #2 SPIDER-GIRL #95 SUPREME POWER NIGHTHAWK #6 (OF 6) SWAMP THING #24 TEAM ZERO #3 (OF 6) THUNDERBOLT JAXON #1 (OF 5) TICK DAYS OF DRAMA #4 UNCANNY X-MEN #469 UNDERWORLD #1 (OF 5) UNDERWORLD EVOLUTION WELCOME TO HEAVEN DR FRANKLINONE SHOT WHEN ZOMBIES ATTACK #1 (OF 4) X-FACTOR #3 X-MEN THE END MEN AND X-MEN #2 (OF 6) Y THE LAST MAN #42

Books / Mags / Stuff ALEX TOTH READER VOL 2 TP ANGEL THE CURSE TP AVENGERS GALACTIC STORM VOL 1TP BLUESMAN VOL 2 GN CITY OF TOMORROW TP COMPLETE OMAHA THE CAT DANCERVOL 2 TP (A) CONCRETE VOL 3 FRAGILE CREATURE TP FANTASTIC ART OF ARTHUR SUYDAM DLX SIGNED HC FOGELS UNDERGROUND COMIX PRICE GUIDE (A) GHOST WORLD LITTLE ENID MINI FIG GOON VOL 4 MY VIRTUE & GRIM CONSEQUENCES TP GORGEOUS CARAT VOL 1 GN (OF 4) GREEN ARROW MOVING TARGETS TP HOUSE OF M INCREDIBLE HULK TP HOUSE OF M TP ILLUSTRATION MAGAZINE #15 KODT BUNDLE OF TROUBLE VOL 12TP LIBERTY MEADOWS VOL 4 COLD COLD HEART HC LUCIFER VOL 9 CRUX TP MARVEL ROMANCE TP MARVEL VISIONARIES ROY THOMASHC NOBLE CAUSES VOL 5 BETRAYALS TP SFX #139 STAR WARS EMPIRE VOL 5 TP SUPERMAN MAN OF TOMORROW ARCHIVES VOL 2 HC TRIGUN MAXIMUM VOL 8 SILENT RUN TP WILL EISNER COMPANION SC WITCH KING AUTOBIO OF A DARK LORD TP

The ASSHAT OF THE WEEK is Avatar comics and FRANK MILLERS ROBOCOP #9... which was supposed to have shipped in March... of TWO THOUSAND AND FOUR. Fuck me. (wait, they did!)

What looks good to you this week?

-B

No New News: Jeff's Reviews of 1/25/06 Books...

I started writing these reviews in Word before remembering what a big ol' pain in the ass smart quotes end up being when you pull 'em into Blogger. Man, that drives me nuts. And despite trying to get these finished before Graeme, he still has his reviews up first. They're right below mine and you don't want to miss 'em. ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #648: Wow, someone really needs to recalibrate the Ruckatron 3000: This was simultaneously a crossover issue and a fill-in issue, filled with cut-and-paste flibberdigibbet about the inspiration Superman provides by punching walking septic tanks. Admittedly, I only spent four minutes reading it, but I think that was only half the time it took Rucka to write it. Awful.

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #528: Yes, yes, but does he now have double, bilaterally symmetrical genitalia? Isn't that a more disturbing discovery than being able to see in the dark? Eh.

BATMAN #649: Stumbles pretty badly for at least a couple of reasons: the art was a letdown from the usual Mahnke finery; The Joker ends up being handled horribly (but that's pretty much par for the course for the last, I dunno, fifteen years or so); and The Red Hood seems less like an archvillain and more like a Mary Sue every issue: Ooo, he made The Joker stop laughing! Also, the cliffhanger ending has no tension if you read Adventures of Superman #648, out this very week. If the book gets back on track for #650, I won’t mind too much, but this is, at best, a very disappointed bottom-barrel Eh from me.

CATWOMAN #51: It’s a shame that DC's whole "OMFG, MINDWIPE!" is so tiresome by now, because Selina's search for her real identity is a nice way to give this book some narrative direction. The art is good, the scenes are well-written, and one can lose hours of one's life wondering how long the cover artist spent to get Catwoman's cleavage to glow like that. And yet I still don't care too much, which is a drag. OK.

DAREDEVIL #81: TV shows and movies have really killed my appreciation for the delirious "this can't be happening!" sequence that turns out, yup, to not actually be happening. But it was used to beautiful effect here: that Murdock ends up being jailed as a flight risk, after we've seen him work out exactly why he won't flee, gives his imprisonment a real punch. I thought the last two years of Bendis and Maleev's run weren't nearly as satisfying as the first few, but this was a great end to the run. Very Good stuff.

EXILES #76: What I like about this book is that it's about as much as I probably want to read about the 2099 books--two issues can jam all the concepts together to make it seem like a dense complex place, whereas doing a fifth week, five title event would reveal it to be the vacant, tumbleweed-adorned plain that it is. OK.

GANGES #1: So I read Or Else #1 by Kevin Huizenga way back when and it didn't do much for me. I just figured it wasn't my bag. But when Graeme referred to Or Else #2 a few months ago, as one of the best comics he'd ever read in his entire life, I figured I'd give KH another try. (I'm still waiting for us to get copies of #2 and #3 back in the store.) And I was looking forward to reading this book because maybe it would, you know, be good and stuff.

Well, one "holy fucking shit!" later...

Unlike last week's review of Schizo, you'll hear no bitching about size, page count, cost or anything, because this book blew my tiny mind. It kind of reminds me of Scott Pilgrim both in how much it boggled me, and also in how I can see all kinds of things and influences in Huizenga's work that I like generally turned into one irresistable force of awesomeness: if you'd always hoped that Eddie Campbell and Chris Ware would have sex and give birth to Dylan Horrocks, Huizenga's your man! In this book, a series of short, interconnected episodes connect up to deliver a powerful psychological wallop (about, among other things, the power of life, when sliced into short interconnected episodes, to provide exactly such a wallop). And yet it's done so in such a charming, low-key, masterful way, the artist supersedes and transcends every influence I think I can see, and becomes instantly and immediately his own man.

If you're a fan of resonant, sweet and thoughtful comics, you must pick up this book. Admittedly, we've still got ten months left, but I can't see how this won't end up being one of the books of the year. Excellent. Wow.

METAL GEAR SOLID SONS OF LIBERTY #3: I was replaying MGS: Substance this week and finally figured out part of why this title sticks in my craw. Every MGS game comes with an absolutely absurd number of characters (and, also, honestly, a number of absolutely absurd characters) about whom one could cook up all sorts of prequel adventures based on the backstories mentioned in the games--you know, at least as cool back up stories or something. But instead we have a smoothed out retelling of the games one's actually played with Ashley Wood speed-Sienkiewiczing the art. (It's a crime, by the way, that there isn't an Olympic sport called "speed-Sienkiewiczing." It just sounds cool.) I feel like this title could be a lot more than it is. Although apparently licensor and licensee are perfectly happy with it--didya see the MGS digital comics trailer on the Kojima Productions site? I don't know if they're actually converting this series into that kind of crazed format for the PSP or something, but it's kinda amazing. Would that I could feel half as excited about this book without tricked-out multimedia action. Awful.

NEW AVENGERS #15: The idea of Ms. Marvel having a blog was fun (in a dumb kind of way) but really, really flopped big--Bendis knows blog entries are short, but breaking them down to generally one per page made, for example, that fight scene read very oddly. I mean, it's not like she stopped the fight every time she put in an entry, right? To say nothing of the fact that she's going to list her powers in her FAQ (wouldn't you not want your enemies to know exactly what your powers are? Isn't that where you would mention that you have, I dunno, the power to alter time and prevent the births of anyone who fucks with you, or something?) I did love that every entry had 0 comments, though. Probably because she had to delete all the comments from LOVEMUSCLE73 saying "Sh0w us Ur tits LOL."

Yeah. Flopped big. Eh.

NEXT WAVE #1: I remember occasional bits and pieces here and there, but I think this is really the first whole comic Ellis has done that recreates those hilarious, playful BAD SIGNALs he sends off in the dead of night every so often. I had no less than three people come up in the store and declare the Fin Fang Foom! page one of their favorite comic pages of the year and I wholeheartedly agree. By mixing actual Marvel characters like FFF! and Aaron Stack in with characters like The Captain and the Nick Fury analogue (Dirk Anger), Ellis creates a book that's far funnier than if it were just analogues yet doesn't seem mean-spirited--it's just funny and fun. And, of course, that feeling is helped considerably by Stuart Immonen's art (and dave mccaig's colors--lots of oranges and yellows that manage to avoid guadiness). Like a can of soda, it's hard to imagine it'll have the same fizz over time, but Next Wave is a jolt of effervescence I enjoyed quite a bit. Very Good.

PLASTIC MAN #20: With one issue left, Baker really cuts loose, putting things on a much tighter six panel grid to take care of business and yet allow himself the freedom to do some awesome full-page spreads. (When Graeme came in to the store, it was all I could do not to open the book right to that great page of Plas as Kirbyized robot facing off the League of Assassins. Five minutes later, he held it up and showed it to me.) And he got in some good shots at the post-Identity Crisis DCU, as well. I wish the book could have always felt this vital, but I'm glad Baker really took the time and energy to give it a great send-off. Very Good.

SPIDER-MAN BLACK CAT EVIL THAT MEN DO #6: Three issues of web-spinning hijinks and dry-humpery, two and a half issues of weird "Afterschool Special" earnestness about sexual assault, and half an issue of the tragically mismotivated punch-em-up ending in the rebirth of a third-rate also-ran villain. And it only took eighteen months to publish. Yeah, I'd call that a wildly uneven wash-up, wouldn't you? Awful.

TAROT WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE #36: Oh, I just can't wait to see what Graeme's review is going to be. Can. Not. Wait. (Oh. There it is right underneath this entry. Shit.) Becuase I've been reading this book for a while and even I have no idea what to make of this issue, where Hell is filled with, literally, flaming boobies, and a character manages to deal with her troublesome past by rolling around naked while an sentient fountain squirts on her genitals. It's the superhero stroke book as Outsider Art, and it's getting to be weirder than anything Marston did in Wonder Woman. If this ends up being one of the few comics anyone ends up remembering thirty years from now because some nouveau-dadaist appropriates it for an infamous art show, I'll be disappointed but I probably won't be that surprised. Awful, but wow is it incredibly readably Awful. Woo.

THING #3: Slott's not making with the clever metacommentary here--I think he's just trying to tell a good ol' Marvel comic circa, I dunno, 1978 or so: I mean, he's got the original Nighthawk and The Constrictor here and he takes 'em seriously. I don't know if anyone can really do anything new with The Thing, but it feels like it's been such a long time since anyone's done a comic like this well (I guess Busiek and Perez's run on Avengers comes to mind), I really don't mind either way. A high Good.

WARREN ELLIS BLACK GAS #1: I can't really add anything to this that Jog didn't say first (or better), but I did want to add that Ellis' script for this issue seems particularly strong--the two main characters are reminiscent of standard Ellis types, but they get more speaking time, get to set up all the bits and pieces of their relationship to each other and their surroundings, so one feels more emotionally invested in them and their situation. Hibbs suggested it was a more cinematic approach, and I think that's right. Whatever it is, I'm certainly hooked for next issue. A high Good.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Strong week but not even close--get Ganges.

PICK OF THE WEAK: I'm gonna go with the Ruckatron 3000's books: Adventures of Superman #648 and Wonder Woman #225 (which I didn't bother to review). Because you'd think one of the architects of this whole Infinite crossover jazz could do more than a dispirited phoning-in of hs work, wouldn't you?

TRADE PICK: This is a really tough call because I took home a ton of stuff. The Serenity TPB was a great adaptation of the show but feels like just that--an episode of the show. I'm sure I would have loved it if I'd seen it before the movie Sexy Chix is off to a strong start but I've barely made a dent in it The Comics Journal The Writers Vol. 1 looks lovely, but is very resistant to the "open it up and start reading" approach it would be best suited for (would it have been so hard to put the names of the writer being interviewed somewhere on the page?) So I guess it goes to the lovely Disease of Language, which collects Eddie Campbell's terrific adaptations of Alan Moore's magick shows, and throws in the very long Egomania interview between the two, to boot. If you're burned out on Alan Moore's approach to magic by now, I can't blame you. But this is still some terrific material in a great package.

A week of extremes: Graeme's reviews of 1/25 books.

Oh, Jonathan Kent. If only Clark had listened to the exceptionally unsubtle warning that Terrence Stamp gave him about “Listen, son, if you do this going back in time, nature will just find someone else anyway, and then what’ll you do?” But, no, Clark had to celebrate his 100th episode by turning back time, didn’t he? And look who paid the price: Senator Jonathan Kent. Father of selfish Superboy. On the plus side, somewhere the people who do those Dukes of Hazard reunion TV movies will probably be getting a phone call about more availability for one of their leads, so there is that. Comics, anyone?

GANGES #1: Add my voice to the growing choir about the wonder that is this comic; it really is that good. Not that that’s really a surprise to me, considering that I’ve been into Kevin Huizenga since just before Or Else started over at Drawn and Quarterly after Shawn Hoke slipped me a copy of his Supermonster mini, but still: this book feels like his strongest overall work yet, a focused collection of everything that makes him someone worth reading. There’s more of the “deconstruction of the comics format” that made Or Else #2 so good going on here, particularly in the first story, but it’s done in a less obtrusive way than before, in a more playful manner that doesn’t distract from the rest of the book in the way that OE #2’s middle section did there. There’s much more emphasis on story in this book, and Huizenga’s writing manages to capture the small moments and the big subjects at the same time, leaving enough space and silence for the reader to add their own thoughts so that the book becomes a conversation while still being intensely personal and retaining Huizenga’s voice. The book ends with a story that it feels like only Huizenga could pull off without sounding trite: Main character Glenn Ganges lying awake in bed, thinking about lying awake in bed and listening to his wife sleep. When I explain it like that, it sounds terrible – something at best sappy, at worst pretentious and sappy – but Huizenga manages to make it into something sincere, heartfelt and beautiful. This is very, very Excellent.

And I didn’t even mention that the indica says that it was printed nine months from now.

Dammit.

GODLAND #7: I think that my snarkometer was on too high when I read this. On the one hand, I could recognize that this was intended, on some level, as more than just pastiche of old Marvel Comics, but on the other, it’s a book that’s drawn by a man who looks like he’s aping not Kirby himself, but really early Barry Windsor Smith, when BWS was aping Kirby, and written to follow the early Marvel formula exactly: Hero faces menace, defeats it through improbably-named Deus Ex Machina, and is shunned by the general populace who doesn’t understand what he’s done; meanwhile, villains plot. The dialogue by Joe Casey, a man who walks the line between knowing irony and sincere intentions all the time, slips in some nice touches (For some reason, the bad guy singing “Subterreanean Homesick Blues” made me smile), but I finished the issue with the same feeling that I get from Dan Slott’s Thing series: Yeah, sure, it’s nice and all, but why bother trying to recapture the past with so much effort? Eh, and somewhat surprisingly so as I really love my Kirby normally.

JLA CLASSIFIED #16: Are you ready for the Justice League versus Saddam Hussein?!? Because that’s what Gail Simone gives you here, dear readers. The JLA deposes a Hussein counterpart (“Even forgetting that this palace has solid gold bathroom fixtures, there’s another problem with that story… I found your killing fields.”) and he immediately turns into Doctor Doom, unleashing speeches about keeping the superheroes under control before they depose you, fellow despots, as well as unleashing familiar JLA terrors. It’s not the most original of plots, but there are two things in the execution that stand in its favor: Simone’s dialogue, which hits all the right spots and is reminiscent of Grant Morrison’s JLA run of the ‘90s, and the art by Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez and Klaus Janson, which hits all the dynamic but kind of scratchy points that you’d expect from such a collaboration. Fun and Okay, but I’m hoping that the next issue has more to it.

LOCAL #3: Brian Wood and Ryan Kelly’s short story series continues with a one-shot that also manages to be an anthology of four shorter stories all about what happens afterwards, while Wood also has a character talk about creativity for an issue, giving people like me the opportunity to wonder if he’s really talking about his own creativity with lines like “To be really blunt, we were growing up. That hardcore stuff was just getting old – Or rather, we were just getting too old to be doing it… As artists, as any kind of creative person, you progress. You adapt, your art grows up with you, and to me there’s nothing sadder than musicians who’re still cranking out the same stuff 20 years later.” So, no more Channel Zero any time soon, looks like. Despite that, it all holds together well. Good.

NEXTWAVE #1: Who knew Warren Ellis could just be silly? I mean, I didn’t doubt that he could do mean funny, but this is dumb funny, with more throwaway lines of comedic genius than you’d expect (My favorites are either the page long introduction of Fin Fang Foom, or what happened to Monica’s mother, and why). Stuart Immonen’s art is chunky and pretty and the right mix of cartoony and dramatic for a story about characters that someone used to take seriously who now fight giant monsters in underwear. I was kind of looking forward to this, but it’s Very Good and more than I expected.

PLASTIC MAN #20: This is obviously the week for well done superhero comedy. Kyle Baker wraps up the book by continuing the upswing of the last few issues and mercilessly taking the piss out of DC’s current superhero line. While the main plot wraps up in the background, Superman confronts Wonder Woman about her killing ways (“By the moons of Krypton! You and Bruce never validate my feelings! And that hurts me!”), Batman fights Superman (“Clark. Here we go again. I’ll slap you so hard your grandchildren will look like me.”), the new new Spectre gets revealed, and Baker gets a fine dig in about where DC has gone wrong in the form of Mary Marvel’s speech. Jeff has a theory that Baker just had too much material to fit into one issue, but shoved it all in anyway, but I think he just went for broke knowing that the book was ending anyway. The series had never really found its level, going all over the place in terms of quality and target audience throughout the run, but the last three issues have been Very Good. I’m not sure I’ll really miss the book – Baker can do better than this, and does, in his self-published books – but it was fun to have while it lasted.

TAROT, WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE #36: Surprisingly, not just the Porn Promethea it looked like when I was first handed it and told that I had to review it. Instead, it’s like the Mirror Universe Promethea, what happens when someone who’s into magic but has no real talent for writing or art whatsoever decides to do a book all about magic. Ignoring the art for a second, because it can be summed up with “Jim Balent really likes those breasts, doesn’t he?”, “Why does no-one have any pubic hair? For all the nudity we see in the book, there is no pubic hair anywhere. What does this say about Jim Balent?” and “Oh God oh God make it stop please,” the real horror of the book is in the message behind the writing. Take this issue, which theoretically has two plots:

1. Some half-skeleton dude who doesn’t get named goes to Hell to rescue his ex-girlfriend, Crypt Chick. Hell is, of course, filled with lots of naked women, and there’s something called the Great Adversary, which is a giant naked woman, who eats smaller naked women, which you all probably expected. But you probably didn’t expect that we discover that Hell is just a stop on the way to Self-Help Heaven. Crypt Chick, if you could illustrate: “All the moping in the world isn’t going to bring you happiness so get over whatever is keeping you down. Find what makes you happy and pursue it.”

2. Another unnamed character who may be Tarot herself, is soul-searching after killing someone. Luckily, her soul searching involves going to see a giant talking fountain, remembering being naked, and then getting naked again (while the narration gives us such lines as “As he spoke I felt a weight lighten and slip off my shoulders.” No, that’s not a weight, it’s your clothes), all while giving another lesson in self-help: “I love myself for who I am and what I am. I like being me.”

Yes, the entire book is just Dr. Phil for people who are too scared to buy real porn. Luckily for those people, they can get affirmation that they should be loved for who they are, and if that doesn’t work, they should just buy any and all of the merchandise related to the book that gets advertised on five pages at the back of the book, or else pleasure themselves to the pictures of “The 7 Broadsword Girls” who are, indeed, women posing in cloaks and holding broadswords.

Words fail me about this book. All words, that is, except for Ass.

TEEN TITANS GO! #27: So it turns out that the entire reason I like the Teen Titans cartoon may be the theme song. The script here reads like a script for the TV show, but without the frenetic pace of the animation and, of course, the theme song – written by San Francisco’s own Andy Sturmer, fact fans – it all feels rather slight. Eh.

WARREN ELLIS BLACKGAS #1: In contrast to his Nextwave this week, this is Ellis on autopilot and then some. Imagine the start of any generic horror film made in the last fifteen or so years, and then you’ve got a pretty good idea of what this book is like. Depending on whether you have a burning desire to read “28 Days Later After Friday The 13th,” this may or may not be the kind of thing you want to be spending your money on. For me, it’s just Eh.

WONDER WOMAN #225: Sudden Self-Awareness Alert, as Greg Rucka titles this latest issue “Nothing Finished, Only Abandoned”. If nothing else, it lives up to the title, as everything that Greg’s built up for the last near-three years gets abandoned so that Infinite Crisis can continue its merry carnage. Awful, sadly.

It should surprise no-one that Ganges and Tarot are PICK OF THE WEEK and PICK OF THE WEAK, respectively, and just putting both of those books in the same sentence makes me feel as if Kevin Huizenga’s stomach may hurt by some strange magic power of shit. TRADE OF THE WEEK is Dark Horse’s Serenity trade, purely because I’m on a Whedon kick right now. Even though Veronica Mars is currently on in the background, but that’s practically Whedonesque, isn’t it?

Graeme Rocks The New Stuff....

Today should be the day the new Onomatopoeia comes out at CE, and as mentioned elsewhere, Mr. McMillan is the new shining star in our smudgy-colored-paper firmament. Graeme covers the New Comics and dispenses such wisdom as "A stay in Rhode Island may be enough for some to retreat into a catatonic state that deadens the mind and kills all creativity, but luckily Ron Rege, Jr. is no mere mortal," and "[Wolverine: Origins] is supposed to focus on all of Wolverine’s missing years between Origin and his joining the X-Men, which only narrows the focus down to, what, a hundred years or so? However will they make that last?" It's exactly the shot of kickapoo joy juice CEO needs as it heads into its eleventh(!) year of publication. If I have any regrets at all, it's just that there was a snafu and Peter Wong's column wasn't printed (we were this close to having three writers for our newsletter!) But other than that, I'm god-damned delighted and hope Graeme enjoyed the gig enough to do many, many more.

Like I said, if you get the chance, you should stop by the store and pick up a copy. It's fine reading.

I am Jeff Lester's Bitch: Graeme's reviews of 1/18 books

Ah, that’s more like it. This week was full of comicky goodness and hissy fits (the latter courtesy of The Comics Journal, where Michael Dean’s “Why Can’t Comics Websites Be What I Want Them To Be?” series has ruffled some feathers, to say the least). It’s also, if you’re anywhere near Comix Experience the store rather than Comix Experience the website, the week when the new Onomatopoeia came out with Jeff Lester making me sound much more interesting and mysterious than I actually am. But that’s enough about me! To paraphrase the scary woman out’ve the Overstock.com adverts, sometimes, it’s all about… the comics. ALL STAR SUPERMAN #2: Maybe what the All-Star line is all about is being some kind of rorschach test of the creators involved. All Star Batman shows Frank Miller having fun at the expense of the fans, by being “shameless” and giving them his idea of what they want. All Star Superman, meanwhile, seems to be all about Grant Morrison giving the fans the Superman that he wants – A character that’s full of love and calm in stories that avoid the traditional fight scenes for soap operatics augmented by science fiction ideas. It feels like nothing as much as the Silver Age Superman stories recently reprinted in the Showcase collection, right down to Superman’s soliloquy about his upcoming death (“How can I spoil her birthday with the news that I’m dying?”), but it’s more than just a retread. Obviously, Frank Quitely’s art helps there – his sense of space is second to none in comics, and his attention to detail makes everything feel more real – but Morrison’s at his playful best here, explaining the stories in coded form as he goes along in such a way that only a second read reveals. I worry that there isn’t really an audience for this book, beyond Morrison fans, but I hope that that’s me underestimating the world and that this ends up being so successful that Morrison and Quitely can continue past the initial twelve issues for however long that they wish… Excellent.

BIRDS OF PREY #90: First of two DC Universe books that reach their pre-One Year Later conclusions this week. This isn’t BOP’s official conclusion, mind you: There’s an issue next month, but it’s a fill-in by none of the usual creative team and so doesn’t really count. Gail Simone ties up all her loose ends in a surprisingly upbeat manner, happily, including Batman getting what Mick Jagger would call some girly action from one of the eponymous Birds. I’m astonished that there isn’t more an Infinite Crisis tie-in somewhere, but that isn’t a bad thing... (Aside to Elayne: The apparently-permanent new art team of Paulo Siqueira and Robin Riggs is easily the best this book has seen on Gail’s run, if not many years before that, as well.) Good, and here’s hoping that more DC books follow this lead…

EX MACHINA #17: Brian K. Vaughan and Tony Harris’s “He’s a superhero! He’s a political figure!” story reaches 2003, and America goes to war with Iraq, which proves to be somewhat unpopular in New York. Who knew? It’s a frustrating first part of the story, with Vaughan setting things up without remembering to add much of a plot. None of the scenes really add up, and as a result, everything feels more like a series of talking points set to pretty art (and Harris and inker Tom Feister’s art really looks good here, although the see-through top that Journal wears in one scene feels kind of gratuitious). It’s an OK opener, but it’d be nice to think that there’s going to be some forward motion in the book soon (Hmm. Both this and Vaughan’s Y The Last Man seem to have stalled recently. Maybe he’s become distracted by other work?). For those of you who really, really like JLA analogs, there’s also a preview of the upcoming Wildstorm series The American Way in the back of the book, which is fairly dull.

THE FLASH #230: ...And the second DCU book to meet its pre-OYL end. As had been fairly obvious for the last few issues, this final story was entirely filler material to keep the book alive until the character entered Infinite Crisis, and this last issue does nothing to change anyone’s mind, ending with such heavy-handed narration as to almost kill the reader (“My name is Wally West. I’m the fastest man alive… for now. If you stop and think about it, we all live in an inifinite universe, where anything can happen...”). The most interesting thing this Awful book has going for it is confirmation that there is indeed going to be a new Flash #1 in a few months. Just as I’m wondering whatever happened to the announced Darwyn Cooke-written Flash run a few months back, maybe I’ve found the answer…

HELLBLAZER #216: Ahhhh, Scottish writers, how I love thee. Denise Mina’s first issue of the long, long-running horror title starts things off with a short story about a man who gets himself in over his head with magic, which is fairly traditional around these here parts. It’s done well, though, and starts off a longer storyline which seems to be about some Scottish version of Constantine being a bastard to the Sting who manages the tantric without the sex. Leonardo Manco’s art is nice but unclear, and the whole thing feels like a Good but unspectacular start to something that has the potential to be much better. That said, what the hell is going on with Greg Lauren’s cover, with the leggy brunette in the background who seems to have no connection to the story whatsoever?

INFINITE CRISIS #4: A crisis so infinite that the creative team grows issue by issue. By this fourth issue, we’re up to three pencillers (Ivan Reis joining Phil Jiminez and George Perez) and seven inkers. Say what you like about the quality of the comic, that’s some infinite art team right there. The action’s picking up as well, as we find out who’s behind all of the Countdown mini-series, the Spectre plot (and related Gotham Central plot – Everyone who thought that it was going to be Crispus, give yourself a pat on the back) gets resolved, Batman tries to make some friends and influence people, a couple of heroes kind of die, Superboy goes apeshit, some more heroes definitely die, and, oh yeah, Crisis on Infinite Earths gets undone. All of that in 30-odd pages, proving that Geoff Johns doesn’t dig that decompression jazz. It’s been a slow burn getting to this point, but now that we’re halfway through the series, everything (kind of) makes sense and is primed for whatever big finale lies in wait, and the wait is almost justified by the entire issue of action this is. It’s probably in DC’s favor that I’m still unsure about what the outcome of this series is really going to be – From the April solicits, we know that there’s not going to be a big retcon button hit to undo the major damage that opens this issue, which is kind of surprising, but at the same time, I doubt that the status quo that occurs at the end of the issue is going to be around by the end of the series, either. As I’ve said before, this is a series only being done for those who are already DC fanboys, but it’s more proof than Geoff Johns is a writer who knows how to milk those fanboy-anticipated moments for more drama and excitement than you’d have thought they could provide, while also occasionally throwing in some things that make you go “Huh?” For those who know what Space Sector 2814 means, Excellent, but I still have no idea what a casual reader makes of all of this.

LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES #13: Finally, we reach the conclusion of the storyline that the book’s been following since it started, and… well, it’s kind of anti-climactic. There are some nice ideas in here, but the execution seems off (As it has done for the last three or four issues, after a near-faultless opening run). Despite some great scenes showing off the various characters in action and tying up plot threads that’ve been around since before the series debuted, it feels as if we’re cheated of what should be the emotional pay-off to what’s happened so far because the pacing is off, and some decisions seem to come out of nowhere and don’t get explained enough (Namely, what happens with Terror Firma, the anti-Legion of the series, which comes entirely out of nowhere despite being central to how the story resolves itself). As with the last few issues, there’s another pointless back-up story that doesn’t really add anything to the series, as well as another tongue-in-cheek letter column strip, which exhorts readers to read Infinite Crisis and the Day of Vengence trade paperback to find out if the Legion will take part in Infinite Crisis, before going on to also suggest “To Kill A Mockingbird” and “Pride and Prejudice” as other things that readers should check out. It’s moments like that, an openess to parody fanboyishness in a series that’s based on the same tendencies, that made the initial issues of this book so fun, and it’s something that I’d like to see the book return to now that the first main storyarc has been finalized. This issue was OK, but the series has been so much better up until now.

SEVEN SOLDIERS: MISTER MIRACLE #3: This book may be the un-Star Trek of Seven Soldiers, in that the odd-numbered issues are great, and the even-numbers are… less so. After a patchy-at-best second issue, Grant Morrison gets a new artist to complete his mini-revamp of Jack Kirby’s New Gods, Freddie E. Williams II (who actually helped finish out the previous issue), and suddenly the book is enjoyably off-kilter again. It helps that this issue is more coherent, storywise, than the last, as well. Kirby Koncepts like Anti-Life and Baron Bedlam get a makeover, and poor Shilo gets more than slightly tortured both emotionally and physically, as Morrison brings this book closer to the theme that connects all of the other Seven Soldiers series (What makes a hero?) if not the plot. Williams’ art is very cartoony, but fits the tone of the book arguably more than either of the book’s previous art teams, especially in his portrayal of the plastic people that buy into Dark Side’s worldview... It’s still the weakest of all of the Seven Soldiers books, but much better than the series had been up until this point. Good.

SGT. ROCK: THE PROPHECY #1: I’m not a fan of war comics in general (Although Showcase Haunted Tank in April? The goofiness of the idea makes me want that one) but, hey. It’s Joe Kubert. Ignoring the fact that the man can draw like none other – his art in here is still a million times better than almost everything else that will come out this month, despite his advanced years – he can also write a mean story, too. There’s something about the situation he puts Easy Company in, in this debut issue, that feels more authentic than something like Marvel’s Combat Zone book from last year; a lack of patriotism, and of good guys and bad guys or moral absolutes. There’s something chaotic about the writing here, in a good way: Exposition gets interrupted by explosions from an unknown source, new characters appear without explanation or revealing motives, and the only constant is Easy Company themselves. It’s a weird book, feeling both old-fashioned and contemporary, telling the story in a solid and non-flashy manner but with everything having an honesty and intensity that make you want to read further. In other words, Kubert is still pretty fucking good at what he does. Very Good.

X-STATIX PRESENTS: DEAD GIRL #1: Or, as it really should be called, Peter Milligan does a weird riff on Doctor Strange. It was, I think, Paul O’Brien who made the point that Milligan can write up a storm, but his takes on pre-existing characters generally seem to be somewhere out of character with the way they’ve previously been written. His take on Doctor Strange here is a case in point. By the time Strange says, “Since when have I started using words like ‘suffice,’ Wong? Who the heck says ‘suffice’ nowadays?”, you kind of know that this isn’t the normal Dr. Strange, who’s more likely to say “suffice” than he is “who the heck”, and wouldn’t discuss his hemorrhoids with anyone. That aside, this is a fun enough book as a depressed Strange has to deal with various dead Marvel characters returned to half-life who want to be resurrected just like Colossus, Elektra and Psylocke, even though he himself isn’t incredibly enamored with that whole “being alive” deal himself. Despite getting her name in the title, Dead Girl only gets one panel at the end of the book, alongside some other dead girls you might recognize. If I was being snarky, I’d suggest that this kind of book is aimed at the kind of self-loathing fanboys that Joe Quesada used to vocally complain about; they’re the only ones likely enough to both understand the injokes Milligan’s writing here and also find them funny. But as that describes me pretty accurately, I’ll shut up and say that this is pretty Good, but probably not something that can carry another four issues, as this series has to.

PICK OF THE WEEK is All Star Superman, because I am a Morrison groupie. PICK OF THE WEAK is the Flash, who deserved much, much better even for a pretend end of a book that announces its own return on the last page. For TRADE OF THE WEEK, I’m cheating entirely, because I think you should spend your money on the latest issue of The Comics Journal to read all the Eddie Campbell wonderfulness contained therein. It’ll make you look forward to his new book, The Fate of The Artist, whether you like it or not.

(And just when I go to post this, I see that Jeff's posted his reviews, and he picks exactly the same Pick of the Week, Weak and Trade that I did. Good Lord, man, do we share a brain or something? And apropos of your reviews: I think that the mystery room in ASS is done well, for my part; I'll explain more when I see you next, because to do so here would spoil the story for everyone who hasn't read it...)

Tagged Back In: Jeff's Reviews of 01/18 Comix...

It's kinda great being able to take a few weeks off without the site lying fallow. I'd like to say I did something meaningful with that time away, but me and the missus took in a couple of movies, I made my way through some of the sale books I picked up, and I followed just about every slothful urge as it occurred to me. T'was nice. Anyway, back to inflicting my opinions on everyone. But, first, if you haven't read Bri's latest Tilting at Windmills, you should check it out because it's an amazingly concise discussion of what the immediate challenges are for the direct market and an impressively open-minded explanation of how things got the way they are. Great stuff.

And but so:

ACTION COMICS #835: Some annoyingly cheap plot twists (the chick struck by lightning is the sibling of the psycho holding Lois hostage? And knows what he's up to? That's mighty goddam convenient, isn't it?) and art by Byrne that's dashed off makes me wonder if this was a hasty rewrite or done around the time G.S. & J.B. found out they'd gotten axed. I also presume I'm not the only one who can't tell if this was Livewire's first appearance outside of the Superman: The Animated Series context or not. Sub-Eh, although not Awful as much as a letdown.

ALL STAR SUPERMAN #2: I was pretty meh about the first issue but this was almost absurdly great, despite a glitch or two in the storytelling. (The mysterious room Lois sees has almost no drama or menace in its intial presentation, for example.) I still think, like the first issue, Morrison derives some drama from playing with long-term reader's expectations of what various relationships would be but this time, Thank God, that's not where all the drama--or the delight--comes from. The only other thing I'd want from the rest of this run would be answers to some of Lois's questions about Superman's dual identity--paranoid or not, they were pretty decent ones, I thought. This is right at the top of the Very Good rating--go get it, if you haven't already.

BIRDS OF PREY #90: I'm not sure if I followed the story as closely as I should, but I was so happy to get a genuine upbeat ending, I didn't mind. And if it also manages to be the last time we see Batman in the title, all the better. A high Good.

EX MACHINA #17: Oy, this book. "The morning after" scene was too coy, and then we get a see-through nightie scene eight pages later that seemed kinda anachronistic and unnecessary--as with other issues, the tone just seems all over the map. But the dramatic hook of a mayor trying to enforce a stance of impartiality in which he doesn't really believe is very sound stuff, one more likely to bring me back next issue than the actual cliffhanger. OK.

FLASH #230: Wow, that just sucked in a mighty big way. It sucked so much that not only will I look on another Joey Cavaleri-written book with suspicion, I'll probably feel the same way about a book edited by Cavaleri. Maybe he actually knows how to tell a story, but he didn't bother to try even a little. What a way to end a book. Crap.

FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #4: I quite like the team of David and Weiringo and couldn't care less about the crossover they're participating in. (When did Spider-Man become so god-damn, I dunno, solipsistic? It's bad enough that one of his archenemies is a former set of laundry, but now we have to deal with a bunch of the spiders/man, as well? I mean, sure, The Vulture sucks, but jeeezis....) So this issue is pretty much a wash. A very well-done wash, but an eh-worthy wash, nonetheless.

GREEN LANTERN #7: I can't really hate on a story that brings back those awesome flowers from Alan Moore's Superman Annual, but once they turned up in the story, you knew was only a matter of time before they ended up on our heroes' chests. An OK issue, but like of a lot of Johns' recent work, seems a bit too rushed to really live up to its potential. We'll see where it goes next issue.

HELLBLAZER #216: Fuck, I really wanted to read this, and forgot to pick it up. Here's hoping Graeme McHarshypants does reviews this week...

INCREDIBLE HULK #91: The only unpredictable element of this story was it being even more dull than I thought it would. And I would've been much, much happier if the supership had blindly 'ported to another galaxy to escape being destroyed and taken Hulk with him. It would've been hackneyed but not nearly as dumb as Fury's "I'm such a bad ass I'll destroy someone who's finally become a potential ally" maneuver. Awful.

INFINITE CRISIS #4: A lot of big events happen (maybe too many, in fact) resulting in a very enjoyable pageturner that works great if you don't think about any of it too hard. I especially liked Superboy of Earth-Prime going all Kid Miracleman on everyone's ass (never trust anyone from Earth-Prime, that's my motto!) even if nobody bit it but Teen Titans from Dan Jurgen's run (I think maybe even Dan Jurgens himself gets ripped in half, I don't quite remember). And I admire the moxie in proferring the Psycho-Pirate as a possible out for all of the The Big Three's out-of-character behavior, and then not taking it. About as newbie friendly as a Black Mass, but Very Good stuff.

LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #13: Weirdly, I like the little stuff in this title so much more than the big uber-epic stuff. That illustrated letter page, for example? Pure gold. Good.

LITTLE STAR #6: I'll be really interested to see how the trade of this holds up--each individual issue was stellar (not a bad unintentional pun, if I do say so myself) but I don't know if the entire story might feel a bit too slight. I'll have to wait to see (because I'm too lazy to dig up all the individual issues now) but this is certainly a lovely and minimalistic work taken on its own. Very Good.

PLANETARY #24: This may well be one of those books well-served by long publishing delays. Because of them, I tend to take every thing the writer tells as something that's already been shown and since forgotten by me. The scene of Snow telling Jakita why she isn't his daughter felt very poignant, but maybe that's because I don't really remember the whole thing with Snow and Jakita's mother? Maybe there's some sort of extra suspension of disbelief storytellers get from readers when readers admit they're unwilling to dig through four longboxes to find the last nine or ten issues and will just take the storyteller's word on everything? Or maybe this is Very Good? Probably a little bit of both, I think.

SCHIZO #4: This could have been a fucking amazing comic and I'm really bummed that it wasn't. I could overlook (a) the high price; (b) the awkward format; and (c) the high ratio of strips-I'd-already-seen to strips-I-hadn't if Brunetti hadn't been so coy with the underlying theme; that of a miserable person obsessed with comics, women, misery and art who is somehow able to find the possibility of transcendence. (I keep thinking that one deconstructed comic strip is a brilliant formalist meditation on how a depressed person fixates on a singular event to deepen the depression, and the construction of the strip is an conscious acknowledgmeent of that fixation and so constitutes the beginning of constructing a new undepressed persona (and/or comic strip) but I think that's only just because I really want it to be so.)

Okay, so maybe Brunetti himself doesn't know if it was the paxil, or the meditation, or a new love that gave him a new lease on life--fair enough. But what's particularly frustrating is that Ivan Brunetti, a man not previously known for anything remotely like discretion--whose very brilliance previously resided in his absolute ability to explore misery far beyond where most would turn away and detail his discoveries with that hilarious lack of discretion--decides to exercise tasteful restraint (on behalf of his new wife, his job, his beautiful ex-girlfriend) precisely where we need it the least. The previous Schizos were ultra-dense affairs that explained quite precisely how the rest of the world was, at the very least, an equal co-conspirator in creating and maintaining Brunetti's unending misery. This issue of Schizo is a lovely and vacant affair that doesn't explain why or when the artist decided to let the rest of the world off the hook, and that leads me to suspect Brunetti hasn't let the rest of the world off--he's just realized he's got a better chance of being happy if he shuts up about it. And again, fair enough. But in that case, the book is too big, too expensive, has too many reprints, and I'm kinda pissed. Eh.

SEVEN SOLDIERS MISTER MIRACLE #3: I really wanted to follow up on that frustratingly one-sided review where Hibbs made it sound like I thought West Side Story was brilliant because of the New York gangs mileu and not the music. (And maybe also explain where most people writing Mr. Miracle go wrong with the character.) But this issue overshadowed all of that old stuff. Mister Miracle probably end up being the least liked of all the miniseries by everyone but me, and I'm okay with that. But I was skeeved out by this in a very good way and I'll be curious if the last issue is able to present the updated light side of Kirby's Fourth World saga as convincingly as they nailed the dark side. Man, I really, really hope so because this was as depressing as fuck. Up in the Good range.

SGT ROCK THE PROPHECY #1: Kubert can still draw an arresting image (his style was so pared down, it's much more impervious to age than that of his contemporaries) but the Kanigher era cornballery (when I saw the puppy on page one, I groaned aloud) is really, really far from our era's current post-Private Ryan take on WWII. Didn't work for me, unfortunately, but I liked looking at it. Eh.

SIMPSONS COMICS #114: Clever but not nearly close to the Boothby watermark. Really tried, though, and with a stronger ending to the main story might have really wowed me. OK.

TESTAMENT #2: A letdown after a surprisingly interesting first issue in that the Biblical parallels are a lot more forced and the current day situation gets a lot more fuzzy--what was happening to the kids at the end there? And there's a pretty big difference between Lot saving an angel sent to him by God and some kids saving a bum they see manhandled out their window even though it seems superficially similar. For example, superficially, this almost reads like a Jack Chick comic, except Jack Chick comics aren't boring and so they're really not the same at all, you see? Eh.

TRANSFORMERS INFILTRATION #1: Infiltrate what, a car show? I didn't read it to find out, unfortunately.

WALKING DEAD #25: Again with the lousy cliffhanger, but at least the rest of it seems back on track and highly readable. Good.

X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL #1: I don't know if it's true or not, but it always seemed with Milligan and Allred's X-Force that Allred's genuine affection for the characters kept Milligan's genuine irreverance for the characters at bay. And maybe that'll be true in future issues, but for the most part, I read this going, "Yeah, yeah, Dr. Strange, you think he's sily. Got it." It was pretty great seeing Tyke again, though: bitching in death just as much as he ever did in life. Despite my crankiness, I'll call it OK.

PICK OF THE WEEK: All-Star Superman #2, no question. But there's plenty of good stuff out there this week.

 

 

 

 

 

PICK OF THE WEAK: Also, no question: Flash #230. Horribly lazy check-cashing on everyone's part.

TRADE PICK: Not really a trade but ends up listed there: The Comics Journal #273. Interviews with Eddie Campbell and Junko Mizuno? Fuck, yes! Also, I have to admit, Heidi's review of Dragon Head (and maybe also a positive word earlier from Bryan Lee O'Malley somewhere on the Web?) got me so amped up, I went out at lunch to bookstore and bought the puppy rather than waiting for Hibbs to order it. (Sorry, Bri.) It's a creepy and intense pageturner and I'm digging it.

Arriving 1/18/2006

Here's this week's list of what we're recieving -- much better week than last!!! (I have reviews, below this, too)

7 DAYS TO FAME #2 (OF 3) A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #26 ACTION COMICS #835 ALL STAR SUPERMAN #2 ARCHIE #563 ARCHIE DOUBLE DIGEST #167 BATGIRL #72 BETTY & VERONICA SPECTACULAR #73 BIRDS OF PREY #90 BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL #109 CHICANOS #3 CONAN #24 DEMI HARDCORE #3 ESCAPE OF THE LIVING DEAD #3 (OF 5) EX MACHINA #17 FIRESTORM #21 FLASH #230 FRESHMEN #5 (OF 6) FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #4 GENERATION M #3 (OF 5) GIRLS #9 GREEN LANTERN #7 HAUNTED MANSION #2 HELLBLAZER #216 INCREDIBLE HULK #91 INFINITE CRISIS #4 (OF 7) IRON GHOST #5 (OF 6) IRON MAN THE INEVITABLE #2 (OF 6) JSA CLASSIFIED #7 LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #13 LITTLE STAR #6 (OF 6) LIVING IN INFAMY #2 (OF 4) LOSERS #31 LUCIFER #70 MAD MAGAZINE #462 MANHUNTER #18 MARVEL KNIGHTS 4 #26 MARVEL KNIGHTS SPIDER-MAN #22 MAZE AGENCY #2 (OF 4) NEW MANGAVERSE #1 (OF 5) NIGHTWING #116 NOBLE CAUSES #16 PATRICK THE WOLF BOY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SP PHANTOM #9 PLANETARY #24 PS238 #14 PUNISHER VS BULLSEYE #3 (OF 5) REAR ENTRY #11 RED SONJA #4 REX MUNDI #16 RUNAWAYS #12 SCHIZO #4 SENTINEL SQUAD ONE #1 (OF 5) SEVEN SOLDIERS MISTER MIRACLE #3 (OF 4) SGT ROCK THE PROPHECY #1 (OF 6) SIMPSONS COMICS #114 SPIDER-WOMAN ORIGIN #2 (OF 5) STAR WARS REPUBLIC #82 STRANGERS IN PARADISE #79 TESTAMENT #2 TRANSFORMERS INFILTRATION #1 UNCANNY X-MEN #468 VAISTRON #3 VICE #4 WALKING DEAD #25 X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL #1 (OF 5)

Books / Mags / Stuff ANIMATION MAGAZINE FEB 2006 #157 AVENGERS ABOVE AND BEYOND TP BACK ISSUE #14 BANANA GAMES VOL 2 GN COMICS JOURNAL #273 DAREDEVIL VS PUNISHER TP FLASH ROGUE WAR TP GLAMOR GIRLS OF DON FLOWERS TP HARDY BOYS VOL 4 MALLED GN JOE LANSDALES DRIVE IN TP KABUKI VOL 5 METAMORPHOSIS TP(NEW PRTG) MAD CLASSICS #5 MEOW BABY GN NANCY DREW VOL 4 THE GIRL WHOWASNT THERE GN PENNY ARCADE VOL 1 ATTACK OF THE BACON ROBOTS TP SAMURAI EXECUTIONER VOL 8 TP SECRET FILES SERIES 2 INNER CASE ASST SHOWCASE PRESENTS GREEN ARROWVOL 1 TP SWALLOW BOOK TWO TEEN TITANS OUTSIDERS INSIDERS TP WARREN ELLIS APPARAT VOL 1 TP WEAPON X DAYS OF FUTURE NOW TP X-MEN KITTY PRYDE SHADOW & FLAME TP YURI MONOGATARI VOL 3 GN

ASSHAT OF THE WEEK: Originally due for December of *2004*, everyone say hello to JOE LANSDALES DRIVE IN TP!

What looks good to you this week?

-B

Hibbs reviews some 1/11/06 stuff

No, see, I DO do reviews, sometimes. Course, I had to pick the worst week for comics out of the last 52, right?

ELFQUEST THE DISCOVERY #1: How long has it been since a new Elfquest story saw print? And how long since it was actually WaRP doing it? Probably too long because I really couldn’t follow this very well – it was like halfway through the issue before I saw a character I remembered/recognized. The Discovery, for me, is that, huh, I don’t care any longer about this world and these characters, once oh so beloved. I’m probably being harsher than I should be, but, ugh, AWFUL

ED THE HAPPY CLOWN #4: Last one I “reviewed” was issue #1 which really bothered me for being way over-priced on toilet paper. Checking back in here, yup they fixed that problem, and I remembered how fond I am of this absurdist story of dead vampire girls and Presidential penises. We’ll probably all be happier when this is available in book format again, but this really is wonderful, VERY GOOD, stuff.

BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #199: Nice end to a nice little story. Won’t win any awards or anything, but it felt a lot more like Batman than anything else I’ve read lately. GOOD.

GREEN ARROW #58: Here’s the thing, I don’t really care how often you say he’s a bad-ass, Dr. Light just isn’t a fearsome baddie. And this way-too-dragging story (What? It STILL isn’t over?!?) isn’t doing shit to change that impression. Hint #2: Meryln isn’t scary, either. A big, yawny EH.

HAWKMAN #48: or, as Graeme put it “The Rann/Thanagar war is over so the Hawks fuck!” Yup, that’s pretty much it. I pretty strongly don’t care about that either. AWFUL.

JLA #124: And on and on it drags, with everyone insisting there isn’t a JLA, but they’re all working more-or-less together. Feh and more feh. The Grant Morrison version of The Key was only interesting when written by a head, and even then, not really. The end of the story is all sidetracked by the out of left field appearance of a 7 Deadly Sin (Despite them all being recaptured last week), and the whole thing feels like it was plotted by pulling scraps of paper out of a hat. CRAP, al a mode.

VERONICA #167: I want to echo Graeme a bit here – the last time I read an Archie comic was at least a decade back, and I sure remember them having more plot and characterization than this. Perhaps only notable for the appearance of the band “The Veronicas” who Archie Publications just finished suing. Talk about rubbing salt in the wounds! Anyway, I don’t really expect much from an Archie comic, but I gotta tell you, based on this sample, I think it will be another decade before I try again. Totally AWFUL.

BOOK OF LOST SOULS #4: I find myself oddly bored by this – maybe it is the feels-too-much-like-better-Vertigo-comics presentation, I don’t know, but I still don’t have any real sense of the protagonists or their motivation or why I should care, really. My customers seem to be at the same conclusion, as we’re only selling about 4 copies an issue at this point (down from 20 of #1). I guess I think there’s a real passivity to the set-up and characters, and what this needs is a more dramatic forward-momentum through line of plot like MIDNIGHT NATION had. Very very EH.

DAUGHTERS OF THE DRAGON #1: Surprisingly entertaining for me – unlike Lester and McMillan I never really carried for Power Man and Iron Fist and their supporting casts. It ain’t Shakespeare, but it was definitely OK

GHOST RIDER #5: Pretty padded, but pretty nonetheless. OK

MARVEL MILESTONES BLOODSTONE X-51 and CAPTAIN MARVEL II: Wait, why did I order this again? Was this a joke? Joke’s on me!

SHE-HULK #4: Actually, I sorta wished they switched the numbering over to #101 with this one – that would have been funny. A profoundly unfunny issue of the funny super-hero book, but as a continuity implant it worked fine. OK, though on the lower side.

ULTIMATE EXTINCTION #1: I was with this until the long-ass sequence with Ultimate Misty Knight. Too long! Enjoying the ride, otherwise. OK

DESOLATION JONES #5: Too much info-dumping, but I at least enjoyed the flashback portion of the info-dump. God damn gorgeous art, however, makes this at least a GOOD.

DMZ #3: Reads like a final issue, actually. Not really sure how/if this should continue, but this was basically OK.

FABLES #45: anti-climactic, if you ask me, but done with skill. OK

CAPTAIN ATOM ARMAGEDDON #4: Meet someone, fight, meet someone, fight. Lather, rinse, repeat. I was wondering why this was 9 issues, and not say 4, like the plot seemed it demanded. And the reason why is puh-puh-puh-padding! Not badly done, but still pretty dull, EH.

X-MEN THE 198 #1: “Mister M” is, actually, not a very interesting character. No, really. EH.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Hm, let’s go with ED THE HAPPY CLOWN #4, that shows what kind of a week this was… a decade+ old comic wins "Best of 1/11/2006"!

PICK OF THE WEAK: So many choices…. But, nah, going with JLA #124.

BOOK/TP OF THE WEEK: a big part of me wants to say KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE BUNDLE OF TROUBLE VOL 14, but I know it is a specialized taste, so I’ll be more crowd friendly and go with DC UNIVERSE THE STORIES OF ALAN MOORE, despite it missing the “This is an imaginary story” caption in “Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?” story, AND despite it closing with “The Killing Joke” (WHttMoT would have made a MUCH more satisfying close) – on the plus side it is on MUCH better paper than its previous no-WHttMoT&TKJ version, plus that cover makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

What did you think?

-B