Arriving at Comix Experience on 5/18

Look at me, all ahead of the game, and shit... 2000 AD #1435 2000 AD #1436 30 DAYS OF NIGHT BLOODSUCKERSTALES #8 AUTHORITY REVOLUTION #8 (OF 12) BATMAN DARK DETECTIVE #2 (OF 6) BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #65 BATMAN JEKYLL AND HYDE #2 (OF 6) BETTY & VERONICA SPECTACULAR #70 BIRDS OF PREY #82 BLACK PANTHER #4 BOOKS OF MAGICK LIFE DURING WARTIME #11 BUGTOWN #5 (OF 6) CABLE DEADPOOL #15 CASTLEVANIA THE BELMONT LEGACY #3 (OF 5) CHEMISTRY ONE SHOT CONAN #16 CRIMSON GASH VS HITLER (A) DAREDEVIL #73 DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #328 DRIPPYTOWN COMICS & STORIES #4 EASY WAY #2 (OF 4) ERIC REDS CONTAINMENT #5 (OF 5) EX MACHINA #11 EXILES #64 FREAKSHOW #6 FREEDOM FORCE #5 (OF 6) FRIDAY THE 13TH SP WRAPAROUNDCVR #1 GOON #12 GREEN LANTERN SECRET FILES 2005 HAWKMAN #40 HERCULES #2 (OF 5) HERO CAMP #1 (OF 4) JANES WORLD #19 JLA CLASSIFIED #7 JUGHEAD #165 LIONS TIGERS & BEARS #4 (OF 4) LIVEWIRES #4 (OF 6) LUCIFER #62 MANHUNTER #10 MARVEL KNIGHTS 4 #18 MARVEL KNIGHTS SPIDER-MAN #14 MARVEL MUST HAVES NYX #1-3 MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #277 NEW THUNDERBOLTS #8 NEW X-MEN #14 OFFICIAL HANDBOOK MARVEL UNIVERSE TEAMS 2005 OMAC PROJECT #1 2ND PTG PLASTIC MAN #16 POWERPUFF GIRLS #62 REAR ENTRY #9 (A) ROBIN #138 SEVEN SOLDIERS GUARDIAN #2 (OF 4) SIMPSONS COMICS #106 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #149 SPIDER-MAN BREAKOUT #2 (OF 5) SPIDER-MAN HUMAN TORCH #4 (OF5) SPUNKY KNIGHT XXX #1 (A) STAR WARS EMPIRE #31 STAR WARS OBSESSION #5 (OF 5) STRANGE EGGS #1 SUPERMAN #217 TALES FROM RIVERDALE DIGEST #2 TALES OF TEENAGE MUTANT NINJATURTLES #10 TEEN TITANS #24 TOXIN #2 (OF 6) ULTIMATE X-MEN #59 UNCANNY X-MEN #459 WOLVERINE #28 YOUNG AVENGERS #4

Books / Mags / Stuff 2000 AD EXTREME ED #9 ABC WARRIORS VOL 2 THE BLACK HOLE TP ANIMATION MAGAZINE JUNE 2005 #149 CLASSIC DAN DARE VOL 5 OPERATION SATURN PART 1 HC COMICS BUYERS GUIDE JULY 2005 #1606 DAMPYR #2 NIGHT TRIBE DARK HORSE BOOK OF THE DEAD HC EVENT HORIZON VOL 1 TP EXCALIBUR VOL 2 SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER TP F STOP GN FIRST KINGDOM VOL 1 TP (OF 4) FRUITS BASKET VOL 9 GN (OF 14) GIANT SIZE MARVEL TP HEAVY METAL JULY 2005 LOSERS TRIFECTA TP MARVEL SELECT EMMA FROST AF MARVEL TEAM-UP VOL 1 GOLDEN CHILD TP OJO TP OLYMPUS TP PETER BAGGE HATE BUDDY BRADLEY DOLL POWERS VOL 8 LEGENDS TP REX MUNDI VOL 2 RIVER UNDERGROUND TP SAMURAI EXECUTIONER VOL 4 TP SEEING THINGS HC SFX #130 TEEN TITANS BEAST BOYS AND GIRLS TP TENJHO TENGE VOL 2 TOMARTS ACTION FIGURE DIGEST #134 WALKING DEAD VOL 3 SAFETY BEHIND BARS TP

What looks good to you?

-B

5/11 reviews by Hibbs!

Still haven't QUITE finished all this week's comics (have about 15 or so to go), but there's enough done to make a stab at this. Jeff Lester tenders his regrets, but he says he'll be unable to review this weekend, so it's just you and me baby!

Speaking of babies, have I told you about Ben's newest tactic? That's right, the little fella is now trying emotional blackmail! He'll want us to do something -- lift him up, get something for him, whatever, and if we won't do it right away, he'll say "I la!", which is Ben-ese for "I love you!" "I la!" I la!" (*makes kissy lip smacking noises*) "I la!"

It doesn't work, of course, but the power of the boy's brain continues to impress the crap out of me.

Anyway, comics:

ACTION COMICS #827: Me, I'm kinda thunderstruck that the return of John Byrne to Superman got about... well, NO marketing behind it whatever. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but Byrne's MAN OF STEEL was the highest selling comic that DC had in like 30 years until they killed ol' Supey. Certainly, it sold 8-10 times better than IDENTITY CRISIS. More people read that than know what a "Sue Dibney" is. So why not trumpet it? Is it just me, or does that seem mental? And, the craziest part was this was easily the best Superman comic book I've read in a long-ass time (2 years? 3?) -- fun action, good Lois & Clark scenes, nice use of the worldwide power of Superman, awareness of the universe he's in, yet not bogging down on too many cast members, a fairly strong twist at the end. Good solid craftsmanship all around by Byrne, Simone, and Nelson, if one regarded this as "minimum base quality" for Superman, maybe the character'd sell 100,000 copies an issue again. I'm going to go with VERY GOOD (though the "very" could be a reaction to the last [2 years? 3?] of Superman comics...)

ADAM STRANGE #8: *shrug* I guess the series was fine -- the art was certainly sharp, and the plot was inventive enough. It was probably twice as long as it *needed* to be, what with the Omega Men-this and the Vril Dox-that, and I'm kind of pissed off that the end wasn't exactly an end, but more of a "Hey, now go buy this!", so that's while I'll give this one an EH.

AQUAMAN #30: "Sub Diego" is a decent enough idea -- I do especially like the stabs they're trying to make at showing how the undersea community is trying to cope, the scrabble board idea was fun, although it seems to me that the tiles would just float off -- but it's missing a few things, it seems to me: impact, scope, and a through-line. For the first two, just think what would happen if San Diego cracked in half and fell into the sea. That would be huge, it would be a huger incident than the Towers falling, by far. The effects of such a catastrophe would be enormous -- the economic impact alone to California... such an event should have been touched upon in every DCU book, y'know? I don't think it's ever even been MENTIONED anywhere else. By through-line, I mean, right, so where are you GOING with this? In a lot of way this looks like recognition that "Aquaman in Atlantis is kinda dull", but then you run up against, "well, wait, he's underwater guy, now what?" so they needed to build him Atlantis II. Problem is, unless you actually DO something with it, you're back to "Aquaman in Atlantis is kinda dull". Problem #2 is that a lot of what COULD be neat about rebuilding a city, dealing with the issues involved, don't really work right in a comic. That's an idea probably better suited for a novel. This actual issue of the comic itself, was perfectly OK, but I've come to think the very premise is misguided.

ARANA HEART OF THE SPIDER #4: That's kind of not the advice that I'd see Spidey giving to a little scared girl on a rooftop at night, but, whatever. Otherwise pedestrian: EH.

ASTONISHING X-MEN #10: See, maybe I wouldn't mind this as much if the issues were coming out monthly like they did in the beginning, but with that kind of a wait, part 2 of "fighting the Danger Room", came down to 2 good beats, both revolving around Emma, and a lot of, well... fighting. Extraordinarily well drawn fighting, yes, but it wasn't half as clever as it needed to be to make a middle sequence work. The best I can muster for this is a piece of serialization is an OK

BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #191: A tidy enough one off Mr. Freeze story, though I was kinda shocked that no remorse was spoken for all of the dead murdered innocents in the explosion. A solid OK.

CAPTAIN AMERICA & THE FALCON #14: Sure, Captain America can just get up from a bullet in the head cuz, cuz, cuz... well, just because, OK?!? Then, just like it never happened, he gets up and enters major combat. Sweet! As for the Falcon... well, dunno. He's not in the issue. His costume is, though -- in just about the most strangely ambiguous ending I've seen lately. Are we to assume that's he's quit? Or maybe he's dead. Or kidnapped, even. No way to know, except to wait for the I guess forthcoming FALCON mini? 14 issues of build-up leads to zero emotional pay-off. Sorry, cholly, I gotta go with AWFUL.

CITY OF HEROES #1: Sure, that was fine, I guess -- a little more backstory for the NPCs of the MMOG is fine. And if you don't play the game, this might have seemed intriguing. Did you know that the character of Statesman, the lead main bad-ass guy, isn't even actually in the game? There's even a mission of "rescue Statesman" but you at no point see him. You just get a little piece of text saying he got away safely. Woo! Anyway, a perfectly OK comic.

DESOLATION JONES #1: Great start to this new bi-monthly ongoing from Warren Ellis and JH Williams III. Imaginative locale, great Ellisian characters, all in all terrific stuff. If you find yourself missing TRANSMETROPOLITAN, this hits a similar vein. VERY GOOD.

DESPERADOES BANNERS OF GOLD #5: I feel like I missed something here: how are they tipping over coal cars and such exactly? Ending the story so the supernatural elements are more the focus than the emotional ones is a real wrong turn. This is the first "Desperadoes" storyline that utterly missed the mark for me. Ow, and $4 each? Sorry: AWFUL.

EXCALIBUR #13: Speaking of Awful, from comics very first "mega crossovers" we've had fans lamenting about "Red Sky crossovers" -- books would say "CRISIS crossover!" on the cover, and inside there'd be a panel of someone saying "Hey, look, the sky is red. Wonder what that's about?" End crossover. Creators and publishers HAVE to know that that kind of thing pisses people off, right? So, when it says "HOUSE OF M prelude" on the cover, I think the thing should probably have more than 3 pages, all three of which were more properly a prelude to the prelude. INCREDIBLE HULK #180 may well have been the first appearance of Wolverine, but the comic that people WANT is #181. Particularly as the VERY FIRST SHOWING of the "House of M" branding, I think this was a serious lost opportunity. On the other hand, I was going to give it an "Awful", until Lester pointed something out that I missed my first read. Charles visits Dr. Strange in his Astral form, right? Then how the hell is he KNOCKING ON THE DOOR? Normally, that would lower a grade, but it made me laugh so hard (and, again, right now when thinking about it!), that I've going to actually raise the grade to an EH.

FABLES #37: I like reading about Fabletown. It feels like it's been six months since we've been there. This is quite good, too, but it's not what I've come to want from the title. A muted GOOD.

FANTASTIC FOUR #526: Clearing the old fill-in drawer out, or so it felt. Extremely EH.

FINDER #36: Terrific stuff. I can't always remember who is who from the delays between issues, to Speed's sometimes fragmentary approach to forward narrative, but the characters were well-drawn (er, not in the illustrative sense, though they are that, too) enough that it didn't matter, I got up to speed fast enough, with the honest emotions on display. Nothing less than VERY GOOD.

GAMBIT #10: Very very cute, though irresponsible enough to publish without a warning for certain communities. "It's OK to lie and steal as long as you're learning! (and leering at topless Storm)" cuz, like, knowing is half the battle or something. Liked it though: on the low side of GOOD.

GOTHAM CENTRAL #31: This arc has felt a little drawn out, but it has still been enjoyable. OK

GREEN ARROW #50: Absolutely fine, the Riddler was even used to good effect. GOOD.

GREEN LANTERN REBIRTH #6: Did what it needed to, put all of the pieces back on the board and in play again, showed Hal's badder than Guy, differentiated between the GLs nicely. Can't fault this comic for much other than a bit of late shipping. VERY GOOD.

JSA #73: Nice new logo. Very nice. Solid enough guts, call it GOOD.

MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN #1: Liked this quite a bit. Probably liked it more than I would as the movie it will be. Terrific art, funny stuff, VERY GOOD.

MARVEL NEMESIS IMPERFECTS #1: Based on a video game or something? Nothing special, nothing shitty, kinda just there. Only one beat really worked for me, Elektra's "You had me at 'hello'", other than that, extremely EH. We got the newest PREVIEWS advance photocopy yesterday, and I can already tell you the comic of the year is coming from Marvel: MARVEL MEGA MORPHS, based on the new toy line. Seems Tony Stark has invented suits of giant mecha robot armor, and they're to be piloted by Wolverine, Ghost Rider, and the Hulk... sounds GLORIOUS! This video game/toy crossover was textbook EH

MARVEL TEAM-UP #8: You'd think a team-up of Blade and the Punisher would have lots action in it. You'd be wrong. Instead, they pretty much stand on a roof glaring at each other for most of the 22 pages. ACTION! EH.

MNEMOVORE #2: No, still a Sci-Fi channel movie. EH.

NIGHTWING #108: Maybe it's just me but it seems... ill advised, perhaps? for the super-karate using scion of Bruce Wayne to be so open about who he is and what he can do when dealing with mobsters? Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying this story so far, but it seems to me there's no way this can't fuck up at the end. OK.

OUTSIDERS #23: Um, that was an interesting piece of deductive reasoning, there. You'd think Dick would have something to say, wouldn't you? Plus, where did ol' Roy gain the ability to reprogram a robot from the future again? So, EH.

PUNISHER #21: Pretty brutal stuff there, a good strong issue. GOOD.

PUNISHER CELL ONE SHOT: Not at all sure why this isn't just another pair of issues of Punisher -- not out of tone or place in the normal run. Solid stuff here, too: GOOD.

PVP #17: I'm really glad it went back to "standard" formatting -- that should help sell the book, and avoid all of the rack damage copies took from falling over. A typically funny issue: GOOD.

RANN THANAGAR WAR #1: Well, it's selling great, which sort of surprises me. For me, I don't really care about "Rann" OR "Thanagar" especially -- in 40 years of their history, it's not like anything particularly memorable has happened in either place, with the possible sole exception of the HAWKWORLD run(s). To me, both planets have historically be portrayed as full of unpleasant and unlikable beings (Like: Who'd ever want to hang out with Sardath?), so if they go to war, I'm not sure why I should really carry, other than "war is wrong". It is competently written, and very nicely drawn, but I didn't care even a tiny little smidge, so: EH.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #77: Finally, it is over, hooray! Now, let's get back the forward momentum! EH.

USAGI YOJIMBO #83: I've never read an issue I didn't find to be VERY GOOD, and the use of time in this story proved no exception.

WONDER WOMAN #216: Lalalala, get to it already, would you? OK.

No "Excellents" this week, but a pack of "Very Goods" -- ACTION #827, DESOLATION JONES #1, FINDER #36, GREEN LANTERN REBIRTH #6, MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN #1, and USAGI YOJIMBO #83. You really can't go wrong with any of them. But you're going to make me pick, aren't you? Well, since I expected the least from it, I'll say the PICK OF THE WEEK is THE MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN #1. Hurray for Bruce Campbell!

For the PICK OF THE WEAK, I'll go with CAPTAIN AMERICA & THE FALCON #14 for the weakest cliffhanger resolution in the history of comic books, and for not bothering to address "What's up with Falc?!?" after building the shit up for more than a year. Sheesh!

My pick for BOOK / TP OF THE WEEK is STRAY BULLETS VOL 2 SOMEWHERE OUT WEST 10TH ANN TP, and while there wasn't much competition this week, this Lapham material is prime prime work. Snap up a copy!

That's what I thought, how about you?

(And, seriously, putting ANY kinda comment in the talkback is welcome -- hits aren't the same as discussion!)

-B

Shipping 5/11

As I'm sure you've guessed by now, Jeff Lester bet wrong, and FCBD and Mother's Day conspired to give me a one-two punch to not have time for the Critic. Heck, look, it's 2:40 on Wednesday, and I'm just getting up this week's shipping list. On the plus side, thanks to a bus trip to the doctor's office this morning (had to, literally, get the wax cleaned outta my ears!), I've made a very good start on reading this week's comics, and, since I've put this month's TILTING AT WINDMILLS to bed (should be up on Friday, I think), I have every hope, if not expectation, that I'll be able to write a full length Critic for Friday...

But, as always, no promises :)

Here's what Comix Experience recieved this week, what looks good to you?:

10TH MUSE VOL 2 #1 ACTION COMICS #827 ADAM STRANGE #8 (OF 8) ANGEL ONE SHOT AQUAMAN #30 ARANA HEART OF THE SPIDER #4 ASTONISHING X-MEN #10 BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #191 BATMAN STRIKES #9 BATTLE HYMN #2 (OF 5) BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #133 BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL #101 BREACH #5 CAPTAIN AMERICA & THE FALCON #14 CITY OF HEROES PEREZ CVR #1 CONAN & THE JEWELS OF GWAHLUR #2 (OF 3) DARKNESS #20 DEAL WITH THE DEVIL #1 (OF 4) DEATH & CANDY #4 (RES) DESOLATION JONES #1 DESPERADOES BANNERS OF GOLD #5 (OF 5) DISTRICT X #13 ELSINORE #1 (OF 9) ERIKA TELEKINETIKA #3 EXCALIBUR #13 FABLES #37 FANTASTIC FOUR #526 FINDER #36 FREEDOM FORCE #4 (OF 6) GAMBIT #10 GOTHAM CENTRAL #31 GREEN ARROW #50 GREEN LANTERN REBIRTH #6 (OF 6) GRIMJACK KILLER INSTINCT #4 (OF 6) JACK STAFF #8 JSA #73 KILLER STUNTS INC #1 (OF 4) LIVING WITH ZOMBIES #2 MAJESTIC #5 MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN #1 (OF 4) MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #3 MARVEL NEMESIS IMPERFECTS #1 (OF 6) MARVEL TEAM-UP #8 MARY JANE HOMECOMING #3 (OF 4) MNEMOVORE #2 (OF 6) NIGHT CLUB #1 (OF 4) NIGHTWING #108 OUTSIDERS #23 PAKKINS LAND VOL 2 #1 PUNISHER #21 PUNISHER CELL ONE SHOT PVP #17 RANN THANAGAR WAR #1 (OF 6) RAYMOND FEISTS WOOD BOY #1 (OF 2) SCOOBY DOO #96 SHONEN JUMP VOL 3 JUNE 2005 #6 (C:3) STAR WARS TALES #23 TALES OF THE THING #3 (OF 3) ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #77 USAGI YOJIMBO #83 VERONICA #161 WITCHBLADE #85 WONDER WOMAN #216 X-MEN THE END HEROES AND MARTYRS #3 (OF 6)

Books / Mags / Stuff ALTER EGO #48 AVENGERS KANG TIME AND TIME AGAIN TP BACK ISSUE #10 BERSERK VOL 7 TP CINEFANTASTIQUE APR JUNE 05 VOL 37 #3 DON BLUTH VOL 1 ART OF ANIMATION DRAWING TP ESSENTIAL FANTASTIC FOUR VOL 1 TP NEW PRINTING HELLBLAZER RED SEPULCHRE TP ILLUSTRATION MAGAZINE #13 JACK KIRBY COLLECTOR #42 JUDGE ANDERSON VOL 1 ANDERSONPSI DIVISION TP KANE VOL 4 39TH TP LAST TRAIN TO DEADSVILLE CAL MCDONALD MYSTERY TP LONE & LEVEL SANDS GN MAD XL #33 MARVEL KNIGHTS SPIDER-MAN VOL3 THE LAST STAND TP METABARONS VOL 3 STEELHEAD AND DONA VICENTA TP MUSASHI #9 VOL 3 PUNISHER MAX VOL 3 MOTHER RUSSIA TP SENCILLA FANTA ASHLEY WOOD SKETCHBOOK SINISTER DEXTER VOL 3 SLAY PER VIEW TP SOULCATCHER GN SOULFIRE COLLECTED ED #1 STRAY BULLETS VOL 2 SOMEWHEREOUT WEST 10TH ANN TP SUPERMAN THE WRATH OF GOG TP TOYFARE BATMAN TABLOID CVR #95 TRIGUN MAXIMUM VOL 5 BREAK OUT TP TSUBASA VOL 5 GN VIDEO WATCHDOG MAY 2005 #119 WANTED HC

Coming Up From The Crack Pipe: Reviews of 5/4 Comics

I'm sure Hibbs will be around sooner rather than later (I'm betting Free Comic Book Day followed by Mother's Day put him on the ropes, but not down for the count), but here's how things stand with me. After three months of staying away from video games, I fired up the PS2 again. So maybe the books this week didn't wow me because my brain was on God of War, the game I can only describe as a Ray Harryhausen movie on crack—highly recommended for those who would enjoy such a thing. And speaking of crack, I owe a big ol' debt of gratitude to Rob Bennett for turning me on to The Wire. Not quite done with Season One, but the first four discs have some of the best TV I've seen in a while. If you like crime novels that also do the heavy lifting of character studies and social analysis, this is the show for you. It's really, really fucking good. (Oh, and I'd like to re-use that God of War excuse, please, to aplogize for not commenting on the ol' Haloscan this week. Normally, I try not to leave anyone who makes a comment dangling but when you're stuck getting your ass beat by a unending wave of fire-breathing three-headed hell hounds, it gets way too easy to let time get away from you…)

 

So. Now that you know where my brain is at, here's some comic book reviews:

 

AMAZING FANTASY #8: Picked this up because I kinda liked last issue and, surprise, I kinda liked this issue. A lot of the little traps that Arana fell into are neatly avoided here: rather than just being the dutiful agent with the all-knowing back-up team, Scorpion has her own agenda and knowledge base that she’s willing to work with. Yeah, there were the occasional head-scratchers here and there, but very highly OK.

 

BATMAN DARK DETECTIVE #1: My expectations were not high, so it’s not surprising this managed to more or less clear them. Marshall Rogers is one strange artist—great design sense, nice attention to detail, passable body language, and then suddenly there’ll be a panel or two where everything is utterly lifeless—it’s like an illustration of two mannequins facing each other. Very odd. As for Englehart, I was (and am) a huge fan of his '70s Marvel work but remember work in the '80s and '90s that! became! a! little! heavy! on!--well, you get the idea. Fortunately, people here do more than exclaim, and I like his take on The Joker. Is the whole thing still a bit anachronistic and limp? Yes, and yet I would again throw this on the high side of OK because I enjoyed reading it.

 

BLOOD OF THE DEMON #3: Oy, this issue. I don't even know where to begin. The capper for me, however, was Batman refusing to get the League involved because Gotham is his city (lame, but in character, I'd say), Zatanna deciding he's mismatched and contacting the League anyway (okay, gotcha), and then a page showing Zatanna seeing that all the members of the League are fighting menaces of their own. Great. Does Zatanna then go on to help anyone? Take the three minutes to help each hero, get the JLA together, and then transport them to help Batman? No, Zatanna apparently decides to go back to bed, or check her email, or something. So why was it brought up? Because Byrne only wanted the scene to appease crotchety guys who go apeshit when it's not explained why Batman doesn't call the League—people, in short, like John Byrne. In the store, Hibbs seemed to think it was OK, I definitely thought it was Awful.

 

CONCRETE HUMAN DILEMMA #5: Plot-hammered, badly paced, and Chadwick runs a letter in the back that really seems to take the piss out of the sterilization arguments used in the series: in short, not really what I would call a return to form. Weirdly, I find I still have some emotional connection to the characters (I was a very casual Concrete reader at best, way back when) so I sorta hope Chadwick tries again soon—maybe more time at the drawing board will shake off a lot of those faults. 'Til then—Very low Eh.

 

DETECTIVE COMICS #806: Obviously, I missed an issue. Or two. And yet, I can't guarantee that this would have made any sense at all even if I had read them. I thought this arc was going to be Batman meets Bonfire of the Vanities; it seems, instead, a bit more like Batman meets Invasion of the Body Snatchers via some of the more boring stretches of The Godfather. Or something. Take the word Eh, reverse it, and you've got the first two letters of "Help!"

 

EMBROIDERIES OGN: After two exceptionally strong volumes of Persepolis, Marjane Satrapi follows up with an exceptionally well-written, crudely drawn quasi-sequel, as a group of Iranian women trade stories of love and sex. The book's gotten some guff because of the art, and rightly so: the visual-verbal blend is outrageously out of whack; anatomy's off kilter; page layouts are cramped; the women hold their heads up at weird angles and seem to talk out of their throats—everything about it suggests either a book that was rushed to market or an artist whose range of talent is dramatically limited. But, honestly? I don't read Jules Feiffer's work for the art either: I read it for the keen sense of character, irony and insight into the condition of a gender and a culture. (For ten points of extra credit, compare and contrast Feiffer's neurotically anxious and arrogant men with Satrapi's scathingly candid and jocular women. Pick up your papers and begin.) Admittedly, my employee discount might have taken the sting out of this, but if money matters to you, wait for the softcover and/or check it out of a library. You should like it fine. Good.

 

ESSENTIAL DEFENDERS VOL. 1 TPB: Thanks to this, along with the reprint of Tuk The Cave Boy that also came out this week, I am absolutely convinced the Marvel Reprint Department runs on a series of dares and wagers. Unless I'm mistaken, this is the third consecutive Essential to include The Incredible Hulk #126, a hat trick I can see no other explanation for save mischievousness. While this material really shows how far the mainstream's come in more than thirty years (Hibbs was reading some of this stuff aloud in the store on Friday, to hilarious effect), it also shows us how much ground comics book stories themselves used to be able to cover—a Lovecraft derived Dr. Strange story becomes a series of interlocking one-shots spread across three different titles to create a brisk little mini-epic while still juggling a subplot or two from each book. I'm also a sucker for how Marvel books were much more eager to throw their influences into the mix (superheroes fighting Lovecraftian Undying Ones? It'd be awesome if only the artists' interpretation of the latter didn't resemble deformed cat people…) While you have to have a strong constitution (or stronger predisposition) to handle so many pages written in faux Stanglish, I'm enjoying this alot. Good, but surely not for everyone.

 

FELT TRUE TALES OF UNDERGROUND HIP HOP ONE SHOT: I made it about a third of the way through. Although I love Mahfood's work, a lack of familiarity with the main characters really hindered this for me—considering that they are "two of the hottest rappers in the underground hip hop scene today," I don't feel like I can merely chalk this up to me being a fogey ("two of the hottest rappers in the underground hip hop scene today" is kinda like saying "well, they're big in Japan…") There are some transcendent points in the book (like all of Mahfood's loving portraits of women for the section "Dirty Girls") but mainly, this seems like the ultimate CD pack-in transmuted into unsuccessful rack fodder. Damn shame, too. Eh.

 

GLA #2: Humor is not easy: some of the riffs in this I thought were very clever (comparing the superhero loner speech to the "it's not you, it's me" speech, the Magnolia soundtrack gag) and some I thought were very, very lame (that two or three page rejection grid might have worked without the ads breaking it up—maybe—but it sure felt like super-dull filler to me). I actually thought this was more miss than hit, myself, but part of why humor isn't easy is because it's so subjective. A high Eh.

 

LEX LUTHOR MAN OF STEEL #3: What's really maddening about this is that the scenes between Lex and Bruce were so good. In fact, those may have been some of the best "Bruce Wayne, Playboy" scenes I think I've ever read—Azzarello and Bermejo totally sold me on them. But the rest of the issue, putting aside continuity concerns, was both baffling and/or plain ol' Out Of Character. Batman gets kryptonite so Superman beats the crap out of him and takes it? Winner of this week's "Uhhhh…what?" award. If it hadn't been for those scenes between Bruce and Lex, I'd insist that the DCU file a restraining order on Brian Azzarello. But with those scenes: a very frustrated Eh. (The Shrew has an interesting take on the whole thing, by the way, which may just show me up as a DC dilettante, a title I'd be glad to wear if it meant this stuff could make any sense.)

 

MATADOR #1: A lot of ground covered in the first issue, which is all to the good, and the art team is having fun playing with the reader's expectations. Can't put my finger on my misgivings—things happen so quickly they're a little flat, maybe, but that's counterbalanced by not being really sure where it's going to go from here—so let's go with a cautious Good.

 

SEA OF RED #2: Not exactly subtle, is it? What started as kinda clever quickly became kinda obnoxiously dumb. All the smirky in-jokey elements work against, not with, the seriousness of the lead character, and yet nothing ever gets entertainingly insane, the way it might in, say, Eric Powell's hands. I'm at Eh, and ready for things to not get any better, but we'll see.

 

SEVEN SOLDIERS SHINING KNIGHT #2: First issue didn't work for me, and this didn't either—I still have no sense of who the title character is (even with a character named Guilt working him over), the horse didn't get to talk enough, and the rest of it seemed a mess. Sure, the art was pretty but give the knight a rack and this could have been a Top Cow comic. I'm calling it Awful until I get convinced otherwise.

 

SHANNA THE SHE DEVIL #4: Cho deliberately chose to make this uninteresting by not being arsed to give anyone apart from the narrator any personality (and that's hardly more than him saying "Holy buckets!" over and fucking over again). And since one or more of these guys dies gorily every issue, it's becoming really, really tedious, too. Although there's nothing in the story that's remotely similar to The Phantom Menace, there's something eerily familiar in paying to watch someone with talent squander tons of pulpy potential. Awful.

 

SHARKNIFE VOL. 1 OGN: When cornered, I tend to slip in to a high concept babble. For example, I might describe Sharknife as "OMAC meets Iron Wok Jan by way of a Paul Pope influenced graffiti tagger,:" but that certainly wouldn't tell you whether it's good or not. And that's because, frankly, I just don't know. The parts of it I liked, I really liked a lot: its premise is deeply whimsical without, I think, being ironic; the simple giddiness of a fight where finishing moves are performed with hammerhead sharks is infectious; and Corey Lewis does a great job pulling new surprises out of his sleeve just when things might start to feel stale. I couldn't tell a fucking thing that was going on in the fight scenes and yet the sheer kineticism of the design conveyed all the tension and impact needed. But, in the end, it felt a bit like watching three episodes of a giddy Saturday morning cartoon in a row—or maybe like being trapped on a tilt-a-whirl operated by a grinning carnie who didn't much care if I was enjoying myself or not. Sharknife is a helluva ride, but even by the end of its first volume, it's too soon to tell if there's anything more resonant than watching an emerging talent take pleasure in the powers at his command. Good.

 

SUPERMAN #216: Clearly, this was supposed to come out before Day of Vengeance #1, and, clearly, it would have stunk, anyway. But it might have stunk a little less—the Jean Loring thing, in particular—if DC'd had their scheduling a little more together. And does the Spectre decide to destroy all magic because he gets in a pissing match with Shazam? He's the Spirit of Vengeance, not the Spirit of Pettiness… Throw in a ending where Superman is apparently a mindless husk on an iceberg (making him a fine reader surrogate), and you've got the makings of an Awful little issue.

 

SWAMP THING #15: I had no idea what was going on, or what the threat might be (giant amoebas that can use refrigerators?), but I liked the struggling guy with the stroke who shirked Linda Holland way back when—it seems like a good direction to go in, although the execution of the rest of this issue suggests an inability to get there (or anywhere) in any coherent fashion. Kinda Awful.

 

ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #18: Seemed like a pretty half-hearted attempt to capture the glories of widescreen action (it never got better than that beautiful double-page spread of the shuttle being chased across the desert by that big-ass thing) and/or wrap up the script in about ten minutes. I pretty much blame Kubert, who either thought it'd be funny to put Jawas into script (with gaffi sticks, to boot!) or was on too tight a deadline to design anything new. There were some great little sequences in this arc, but this wrap-up left a bit of a bad taste. Eh.

 

ULTRA VOL 1 SEVEN DAYS TPB: After enjoying the first two issues of the mini, I decided to wait for the trade and I'm glad I did. This was a strong fun read about three friends dealing with their careers and their love lives after their fortunes are read—that the three friends are superheroines is kind of an odd twist, but one that ends up working out in the long run. It's a quick, slick way to ruminate on class differences and the complexity added to romance as a result of female empowerment in our culture. It's not a particularly deep rumination, mind you, but it helps undercut the occasionally calculated feeling the project sometimes has (probably my own biases). If you're a fan of Bendis's lighter work, you should pick this up. Good.

 

VILLAINS UNITED #1: I never should have bought the transformation of Catman into a potentially interesting character, and yet I did, which is a testament to Simone's, Eaglesham's and Von Grawbadger's talents. If it wasn't for that, I don't think I could continue to suspend enough disbelief to keep the whole venture going. ("If we succeed, Cheshire, you will get Asia." Wha? All 1.3 billion people are just gonna go along with anything she says or something?) Interesting enough to make me come back for the second issue. OK.

 

Y THE LAST MAN #33: Too much plot-hammering going on here, I think, even for the old romantic triangle trope. Vaughan's pulled this sort of thing off before but I am currently mightily underwhelmed. Eh.

 

Comics arriving 5/4

Whoops, up late -- sorry if you've already headed into the store... I think I've decided to NOT put the pieces and numbers charts up for the April order form. Not enough people are commenting. You could still change my mind, but it takes a village....

2000 AD #1433 2000 AD #1434 AMAZING FANTASY #8 ARCHIE & FRIENDS #91 ARCHIE DIGEST #216 BATMAN DARK DETECTIVE #1 (OF 6) BIGFOOT #3 (OF 4) BLOOD OF THE DEMON #3 BRIAN PULIDOS MEDIEVAL LADY DEATH #2 BRIAN PULIDOS WAR ANGEL RYP CVR #1 (OF 3) CASEFILES SAM & TWITCH #16 CONCRETE HUMAN DILEMMA #5 (OF6) DAMN NATION #3 (OF 3) DAREDEVIL REDEMPTION #4 (OF 6) DEADWORLD #1 DETECTIVE COMICS #806 EXCALIBUR #12 FADE FROM GRACE #5 FALLEN ANGEL #20 FELT TRUE TALES OF UNDERGROUND HIP HOP ONE SHOT FIRESTORM #13 GI JOE RELOADED #14 GLA #2 (OF 4) INTIMATES #7 JINGLE BELLE #4 (OF 4) JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #231 (C:4) JUSTICE LEAGUE ELITE #11 (OF 12) JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED #9 LEX LUTHOR MAN OF STEEL #3 (OF 5) LOONEY TUNES #126 MAD MAGAZINE #454 MARVEL MILESTONES WOLVERINE X-MEN TUK CAVE BOY MARVEL MUST HAVES ULTIMATES 2 #1-3 MATADOR #1 (OF 6) MONSTER WAR MAGDALENA VS DRACULA #1 (OF 4) NEW X-MEN #13 NYC MECH BETA LOVE #1 PIRATE CLUB #6 POWER PACK #2 (OF 4) POWERPUFF GIRLS #61 RISING STARS VOICES OF THE DEAD #1 (OF 6) ROGUE #10 SEA OF RED #2 SEVEN SOLDIERS SHINING KNIGHT #2 (OF 4) SEX WARRIOR ISANE XXX #4 SHADOWHAWK #1 SHANNA THE SHE DEVIL #4 (OF 7) SPIDER-GIRL #86 SPIDER-MAN UNLIMITED #9 SUPER MANGA BLAST #51 SUPERMAN #216 SWAMP THING #15 THE GIFT #11 TWILIGHT EXPERIMENT #4 (OF 6) ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #18 VILLAINS UNITED #1 (OF 6) Y THE LAST MAN #33 ZIG ZAG #1

Books / Mags / Stuff BATMAN STRIKES VOL 1 CRIME TIME TP BATTLE ANGEL ALITA VOL 9 2ND ED TP BLECKY YUCKERELLA GN CHASE VOL 1 TP COMPLETE JON SABLE FREELANCE VOL 1 TP COMPLETE PEANUTS VOL 3 1955-1956 HC EISNER MILLER TP ESSENTIAL DEFENDERS VOL 1 TP FERNANDO FERNANDEZS DRACULA GN FORTEAN TIMES #196 GENSHIKEN VOL 1 GN HAWKMAN WINGS OF FURY TP HELL HOUSE VOL 3 TP HOUDINI MAN FROM BEYOND GN ILLUSTRATORS 46 ANNUAL OF AMERICAN ILLUSTRATION TP JOHN CONSTANTINE HELLBLAZER SPECIAL PAPA MIDNITE #4 (OF 5) JSA THE GOLDEN AGE TP NEW EDITION JUAN GIMENEZ SKETCHBOOK LEES TOY REVIEW MAY 2005 #151 LEVEL C VOL 2 GN LITTLE LULU VOL 3 MY DINNER WITH LULU TP NODAME CANTIABILE VOL 1 GN RICHARD CORBENS WEREWOLF GN SERENITY ROSE VOL 1 WORKING THROUGH THE NEGATIVITY TP STREET FIGHTER VOL 2 TP SUPERMAN ACTION COMICS ARCHIVES VOL 4 HC SWAN VOL 3 ULTIMATE ADVENTURES ONE TIN SOLDIER TP ULTRA VOL 1 SEVEN DAYS TP WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS GN X-MEN EVE OF DESTRUCTION TP

Reviews from 4/27

No time no time no time.... Trying desperately to get this month's order form, this month's sub orders and this week's invoicing done leaves, really, no time for dumb comics reviews, but I can't leave Jeff hanging out there all alone for 2 weeks running. Still, he'll be happy that there's going to be a revamp of OMEGA THE UNKNOWN (http://www.newsarama.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32944). On the other hand, I haven't read his reviews yet, so maybe I'm covering all of the same books the same way, we'll see...

First up, from last week, because I shouldn't let it pass unmentioned: OMAC PROJECT #1: As an individual story, this was fine, I guess. The beats worked OK, more or less, and I probably feel OK about giving it a very low GOOD on the creative/entertainment perspective. However, in a "bigger picture" sense, this is just ASS. Let's put aside the question of how on earth Batman could design and launch a satellite designed to spy every where on earth without anyone knowing, because that one would just hurt your head, and instead just stick with the ol' reliable "Why hasn't he yet figured out that all of these plans are being used against him?" I mean, this is not the first time they've done a variation of this story (The JLA "Divided We Fall" arc), nor the second time ("War Games"), this is now try #3, and you'd think by now ol' Brucie would understand that it just isn't working out for him.

BATMAN #639: There were cute scenes (esp the dressing down of the JLA members), but, um, what happened with the opening from part 1 of "Under the Hood"? Did they just forget about it? Having a scene open an arc to never be mentioned again within that arc is a bit... sloppy, doncha think? There's no sense of time any longer in the DCU books -- it's like everthing is happening at the exact same moment, and it is hurting my little head. OK.

CAPTAIN AMERICA #5: What is it with publishers gang-rushing creators into the market in a single week? Between this and AUTHORITY and SLEEPER you coulda called it BRUBE WEEK, except that Chaykin matched him with CITY OF TOMORROW and SOLO and LEGEND. Doesn't this seem... counterproductive to anyone else? Bucky as super-ninja-assassian-boy makes a great deal of sense, actually, though it seems so very very out of character for all of the players involved. I did, however, really like how, despite being told in flashbacks all the way through, the story was still compelling and a real page-turner. a low GOOD.

CITY OF TOMORROW #1: As mentioned directly above, if you're a Chaykin fan (Hullo, Seth Hollander!), then this was a good week for you. When was the last time you got 60 pages of new Chaykin art in a week? When Times2 was released, maybe? I had a few of the usual problems I have with Chaykin -- often faces are too close to be able to follow which character is doing what when -- but this is my favorite thing he's done in a while. This looks like a good and imaginative background upon which to hang his tropes, and I thought it was GOOD.

DAY OF VENGEANCE #1: For a corporately-plotted comic (From the NEwsarama interview, it sounded like Willingham was given a list of plot points that had to happen), it really wasn't too bad. Willingham's humor comes through clearly in many scenes, and this easially had the most compelling version of Ragman I've ever read. Not that there's much competetion, mind you. Absolutely hated the Jean-as-Eclipsette thing, but, thankfully that only lasted a few pages. Again, logic doesn't seem to have any place here (SPectre is killing all magic people? Let's go hang out with as many as we can find!), but as these kinds of crossover thingies go, sure, a low GOOD isn't beyond the pale.

INVINCIBLE #0: Here's cheap comic week as we get this for half-a-buck, and RED SONJA #0 for a quarter. Neither had much "hand" (that is, they FELT thinner than a normal comic, and, so, seemed like much less of a "deal"), and this suffered especially from too much talky-talky as it laid out 24 pages of continuity in 16 pages of story. GREAT way to get caught up, but I think, due to the nature of the issue, it probably would have worked better as a FCBD free comic, than as something to buy. A stong OK, when the main book should normally be rated higher.

LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #5: I got lost while trying to read this, and Jeff mentioned in the store that he did too. What I understood, I liked, I guess, but I really didn't get much of what was going on and whose motivations were what. EH

NEW AVENGERS #5: Naked superheroes are creepy. EH.

OTHERWORLD #2: Couldn't follow this at all, either. I like Jimenez's art well enough to pile up a couple of issues at once to try again, but initial grasp was a real EH.

ULTIMATE SECRET #2: I didn't know that Ellis had such a straight-ahead superhero comic in him. This is terrific fun, and still maintained a really nice Ellisism explaining away the Fermi paradox. VERY GOOD.

X-MEN PHOENIX ENDSONG #5: Nice ending on this that didn't go where I was exactly expecting it would. Hated the last page, but otherwise, let's give it a VERY GOOD.

I actually still ahve about 15 comics left in the bag to read -- and it has taken me 60 hours to write this one blog entry. I suck. Better luck next, er, THIS week.

PICK OF THE WEEK: ULTIMATE SECRET #2 PICK OF THE WEAK: Oh, I don't know, Probably AGE OF APOCALYPSE #6, as that was a long way to go for so little.

BOOK / TP OF THE WEEK: For something original, I quite liked GUILTY GN -- a Xeric winner done in insane photo-real detail with lots of speed-freak crosshatching and stipling. Retail voice says: you're really dumb to not put your title on the cover, nor ANY information on the spine... my long term prospects of selling this will drop by 90% because of those two things. But it was a fine little GN.

For a reprint collection, only credible choice is RISING STARS VOL 3 FIRE & ASHTP. This final arc can really be read on its own, too, and is, perhaps, an interesting counter-point to SUPREME POWER.

OK, must go, have to finish keying in the Diamond order....

-B

A Few Reviews from Jeff of 4/27 Comics

Not much to say this week (very, very skimpy wordcount for these reviews) but before getting to the saying of it, I just wanted to mention The Shrew Review as a fine ol' place for comix reviews. I forget how I ended up finding it, but if you like the reviews that cover what works and what doesn't and why, you should check it out. Good stuff, and when I can wrap my brain around it, I'll try to add the site to the side links. In other news:

ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #639: The Supes/powersuit fight I liked because it seemed like there was some thought put into it, which made the whole "Lois acts utterly out of character and Clark doesn't catch on because the plot needs him to fall for it" stuff even more disappointing. On the low side of Eh.

AUTHORITY REVOLUTION #7: I liked a few things about it, and disliked many, many more—you'd think the fact that she's called Jenny Sparks and not Jenny Electricity would have tipped Brube off when coming up with Jenny Crusades and Jenny Dark Ages. I also think both Jenny Spark and Jenny Quantum are avatars of changes that have affected everyone in their age, while most of the Jennies shown here seem Western European biased: I don't think Jenny Crusades means shit-all to the Chinese, for example. But that's just crabby frosting on the Awful cake.

BATMAN #639: I liked the scenes between Batman and Zatanna, and Batman and Green Arrow, thought the rest of it was a wash: does this take place before the opening scene of the Red Hood arc, then? After? Has Countdown happened? Then why hasn't Batman connected Amazo and the kryptonite from several issues ago to the events there? I'm no continuity geek but when that's supposed to be part of the hook, and the only editorial note we get indicates that it takes place before Blood of the Demon #1…well, color me nonplussed. Eh.

CAPTAIN AMERICA #5: I'm sure Ed was mighty tickled when he came up with the Bucky angle ("He's not a goofy sidekick! He's a brutal black-ops killer! Who's fourteen!") but I don't like it at all for any number of reasons. Lovely looking, to be sure, but I'm giving it a very antsy Eh until where we see where this whole arc ends up.

DAREDEVIL #72: Much better than the previous issue as far as the character drama goes—that was actually quite good in fact—but the logic of bombing Foggy makes no sense to me. At all. Good, but not great.

DAY OF VENGEANCE #1: Some nice character bits, but too much stuff jimmied in there that didn't quite work (If the Spectre is showing up wherever magic users gather to destroy them en masse, why in Christ would you go to a bar solely for magic-users?) OK, I guess.

DOOM PATROL #11: Bits of neat storytelling (liked that inset of the bullets breaking the panel of the character's hollering face) in the service of an incredibly dumb and dull story. Who knew the Chief's origin would be so lame? Awful.

EXILES #63: I kinda hope that's not the real origin of the Timebrokers because (my mantra for the week) it doesn't make a lot of sense, but I'm enjoying how all the little character bits get set up and paid off. A very high OK.

FANTASTIC FOUR FOES #4: Continues its string of super-stinkiness, and not just with regard to the FF and their allies—those pages with the prison building guy are so flat and obvious and clumsy, I spent most of the issue trying to figure out if Kirkman is outsourcing this job to, say, his brother-in-law: I don't think anything in The Walking Dead or Invincible has read nearly as amateurish. Really, really stinky Crap.

HUMAN TARGET #21: Last issue's horribly blasé cliffhanger makes a lot more sense now, although Milligan screwed things a little bit with his set-up: I almost think this would have worked much better as a stand-alone issue where you're really left in the dark as to who's really Chance. Plus, if I'm remembering it right, don't the previous issues of the story show Tim turning into a homicidal lunatic the instant his mask starts to slip? Kinda mitigates for me what's otherwise a Very Good issue and a dynamic finale to the series.

JUGHEAD'S DOUBLE DIGEST #112: Didn't read it, but just now noticed how much it sounds like a porno out of context.

MICHAEL CHABON PRESENTS ADV O/T ESCAPIST #6: Probably the best single issue of this, with really great stories by Best and Campbell, and Offutt and Yeates, and an enjoyably demented melodrama by Grant and Breyfogle. The Eisner story is essentially beyond criticism: if you like Eisner, you'll appreciate seeing a last bit of his work. A bit pricey, like all the issues, but Good.

NEW AVENGERS #5: I can see stripping Iron Man, but why the rest of the Avengers? Were the villains having too much fun undressing superheroes to stop with just one? I guess I have to be honest: if these last five issues had been written by Ron Zimmerman, I would have written them off as the cynical and klutzy shambles it so obviously is. So I think I'm done, pretty much. Awful.

PUNISHER #20: An enjoyably fucked-up little issue, probably one of the best in a while. I'm not really optimistic about this title, but I'm kinda sorta getting there. Good.

PVP #16: Very, very glad about the format change and even despite not playing City of Heroes (no crack cocaine for me, thank you), I enjoyed the stories this issue. Skipped over the potentially disturbing letters column, so: Good.

RED SONJA #0: Sure, the story was skimpier than Sonja's outfit but for a quarter? Pretty damn Good, I thought. Sexy Barbarian Death may not play any better in today's marketplace than Sexy Ninja Death but it works for me.

RICHARD DRAGON #12: Would've liked it a whole lot better without the last page, but Good stuff.

SLEEPER SEASON TWO #11: Weirdly, didn't work for me because I can't see how the previous issue's narration makes any sense if the whole thing were planned: maybe if Gretchen had tried to get more power from fucking over Tao as well, or something. And the last two pages didn't really work for me, either. I guess the last issue could pull the whole thing out, so we'll see. Eh.

SUPERMAN BATMAN #19: Only in a book as apeshit as Loeb's Superman/Batman could the Supergirl Batgirl scene have worked, because I fully expect Loeb to disregard any logic or continuity in an effort to keep you turning the pages (I assume Luthor's not wearing the Infinity Gauntlet on that last page, because I don't think Loeb would be that crazy…but I almost kinda hope he is). A lot of stuff I don't like, the story makes no sense, and yet still: a very high OK. Go figure.

SUPREME POWER #16: For what it's worth, I think taking Supreme Power out of the Max line will hurt the book a bit: part of what I like about it is the feeling that anything could end up happening in it whereas, at the Marvel Knight level, I feel like there's less at stake somehow (kinda similar to why PG-13 horror movies are usually a mistake). And that feeling—that anything might happen—really helps with issues like these, where hardly anything happens. But maybe I'll be proven wrong. Good.

ULTIMATE SECRET #2: I got really crabby and irritated by the time of the last three pages and am not sure why. Because the rest of this was very smart and clever and enjoyable: the implication that Galactus is the explanation behind Fermi's Paradox is very smart and more than a little chilling. I don't know if it was superhero overload in those last three pages or what, because I did think this was Good.

WONDER WOMAN #215 The new art team is making me give this another go and Rucka's done a very good job of beefing up the minor characters, but, uh, I dunno. Still kinda Eh, if only because that was a tremendously half-hearted cliffhanger.

Comics shipping 4/27

Minutes before the store opens at 11am, here's your list of what's shipping this week. Sorry I sucked so much with reviews this week -- lots of family-business this weekend took me out of the game.... -B

86 VOLTZ DEAD GIRL ONE SHOT A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #12 ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #639 AUTHORITY REVOLUTION #7 (OF 12) BART SIMPSON COMICS #23 BATGIRL #63 BATMAN #639 BATTLE OF THE PLANETS PRINCESS #6 (OF 6) BETTY & VERONICA #208 BETTY & VERONICA DIGEST #156 CAL MCDONALD SUPERNATURAL FREAK MACHINE #2 (OF 6) CAPTAIN AMERICA #5 CARTOON NETWORK BLOCK PARTY #8 CASTLEVANIA THE BELMONT LEGACY #2 (OF 5) CATWOMAN #42 CENTERFIELD ONE SHOT CITY OF TOMORROW #1 (OF 6) DAREDEVIL #72 DAY OF VENGEANCE #1 (OF 6) DEMIS STRANGE BEDFELLOWS #4 DOOM PATROL #11 EASY WAY #1 (OF 4) ERIC REDS CONTAINMENT #4 (OF 4) EXILES #63 FANTASTIC FOUR FOES #4 (OF 6) FLASH #221 GI JOE #42 HELLBLAZER #207 HICKEE VOL 3 #1 HUMAN TARGET #21 HUNTER KILLER CVR A SILVESTRI #2 IDENTITY CRISIS FINAL PRINTING #7 (OF 7) INVINCIBLE #0 JON SABLE FREELANCE BLOODLINE #1 (OF 6) JUGHEADS DOUBLE DIGEST #112 KABUKI #4 KARNEY #1 (OF 4) LACKLUSTER WORLD #2 LEGEND #3 (OF 4) LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #5 LOSERS #23 LULLABY WISDOM SEEKER #2 (OF 4) MICHAEL CHABON PRESENTS ADV O/T ESCAPIST #6 NEW AVENGERS #5 OTHERWORLD #2 (OF 12) PACT #1 (OF 4) PUNISHER #20 PVP #16 RED SONJA #0 RETURN OF STICKBOY ONE SHOT RICHARD DRAGON #12 SLEEPER SEASON TWO #11 (OF 12) SOLO #4 SPELLBINDERS #2 (OF 6) STAR WARS EMPIRE #30 STAR WARS GENERAL GRIEVOUS #2(OF 4) STAR WARS REPUBLIC #75 STRANGEHAVEN #17 STRANGERS IN PARADISE #73 SUPERMAN BATMAN #19 SUPREME POWER #16 TEEN TITANS GO #18 ULTIMATE SECRET #2 (OF 4) UNCLE SCROOGE #341 WALT DISNEYS COMICS & STORIES #656 WILD GIRL #6 (OF 6) WOLVERINE SOULTAKER #3 (OF 5) WONDER WOMAN #215 X-FORCE SHATTERSTAR #3 (OF 4) X-MEN AGE OF APOCALYPSE #6 (OF 6) X-MEN PHOENIX ENDSONG #5 (OF 5)

Books / Mags / Stuff AVENGERS EARTHS MIGHTIEST HEROES HC BATMAN BLIND JUSTICE TP NEW PTG BATMAN COVER TO COVER HC BATMAN SCARECROW TALES TP BLACK WIDOW HOMECOMING TP COMICS BUYERS GUIDE JUNE 2005 #1605 DAMPYR DEVILS SON #1 EMBROIDERIES GN FELINES TP FEMME FATALES MAY JUNE 05 VOL14 #2 FILLER GN FOUL PLAY ART & ARTISTS ON ECCOMICS TP FOURTH POWER TP GREEN ARROW CITY WALLS TP GUILTY GN JUXTAPOZ MAY JUNE 2005 VOL 13 #6 (#56) KUNG FU SEX FIGHTER VOL 1 GN MUTTS X WHO LET THE CAT OUT TP RISING STARS VOL 3 FIRE & ASHTP ROBO HUNTER DAY OF THE DROIDSTP RUROUNI KENSHIN VOL 14 TP SECRET SKULL TP TENRYU THE DRAGON CYCLE VOL 1TP TEX THE LONESOME RIDER GN TOO MUCH COFFEE MAN MAGAZINE #22 VILLAGE UNDER MY PILLOW GN WIZARD COMICS MAGAZINE WHO WILL BE WONDER WOMAN CVR #164 WOLVERINE ENEMY OF THE STATE VOL 1 HC

Put Me In, Coach: Reviews for 4/20 (Duuuuude!) Comics

Man, I needed a week off from comics. I don't know if it was just having to get the newsletter done or that we'd been so busy that Friday but I barely read any comics at all. And it felt kinda nice, frankly. But this week I was all fired up, ready to get back in the game, things were pretty quiet at the store, Hibbs damned everybody's eyes, I'm dying to post…and Hibbs hasn't gotten around to posting anything else. So, at the risk of throwing off his not inconsiderable game, here's my super-extendo blabbity-blab about:

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #519: Hibbs summed this up better than I could have, although do they send out memos at Marvel on what properties get played up every year? I mean, this is at least the third fucking “Hydra is really, really scary” attempt in the last twelve months. And you know what? Still not scary. Eh.

AQUAMAN #29: Pretty much gets my “Uhhhh…what?” award of the week: Aquaman is upset over his genes being sold to a big megacorp, so he goes to the JLA Satellite for advice where Superman mouths off, so Aquaman knocks him on his ass but it turns out to be Martian Manhunter instead of Superman and they both learn a valuable lesson about sharing. Uhhh…what? Shame too, because the art’s pretty decent. Awful.

BATMAN JEKYLL AND HYDE #1: Sadly, I already awarded my “Uhhhh…what?” award, but this is a strong runner-up. Yeah, the art’s pretty but so much about this seemed sloppy and cynical. There’s a lot to pick apart here but the one that really irked me, and points out that Paul Jenkins wasn't sweating the craft, is the second person caption narration from Batman. It’s the third scene with either Bruce or Batman in it, and it comes in eighteen pages into the book and really threw me out of the narrative (and I needed all the help I could get trying to stay in it). On the up side, it’s clear Batman editors are not paying any attention to anything at all anymore, so maybe artists can just start drawing Batman pantsless. Come on! Pantsless Batman! It’d be fun. Eh.

BILLY THE KID’S OLD TIME ODDITIES #1: Although Eric Powell and Kyle Hotz have a similar taste in cartoonish grotesquerie, I think Powell’s cleaner line lends his worldview a more platonic conception that reinforces the Aristotelian nature of the comedy. Or in non-garble speak: Billy being an asshole wouldn’t have bothered me half as much if Powell had been drawing it, because it wouldn’t have seemed as painful somehow. Hotz’s work has just enough grit that it feels like watching a Three Stooges short where characters spurt blood with every punch. Not as much fun as I would like, in other words, but hopefully all this blabbity-blab explains why that might be more a matter of personal preference than anything. OK.

CABLE DEADPOOL #14: I would call this “a guilty pleasure” but that overstates the case by far. It’s a good, dumb comic, and I had a good, dumb time reading it. Nicieza knows how to keep his characters surprising yet consistent and that’s starting to seem like a god-damned lost art or something. Good.

EX MACHINA #10: That seemed decidedly anti-climactic, the sort of thing where the writer crafts an unexpected twist that, while admittedly unexpected, saps the story of its emotional connection. Tony versus the other guy whose life got totally changed by the alien incident and September 11? Emotionally resonant. Tony versus the guy’s wife? Not so much. Throw in a baseball bat attack and, uh, I dunno, it just didn’t wow me like I thought the climax of a storyline might. But it still gets a Good because I quite enjoyed the West Wing-lite of the closing scenes.

FANTASTIC FOUR #525: Karl Kesel and Tom Grummett (uh, right? I don’t have the copy with me) step in for an arc so stylistically similar to Waid and Wieringo’s it’s impressive. Unfortunately, that seems that most of the stuff I didn’t like in the W&W stuff is more or less here too. Additionally, it seems understandably rushed to fit into just a few issues. I gotta go with a low OK.

HATE ANNUAL #5: Maybe it’s because the book only comes out once a year, but Buddy seemed almost out of character to me—manic and active, rather than laconic and reactive. And although I can see how that might just be how Bagge sees the character evolving—I know a lot of guys who, once they’ve got a wife and/or kid in their corner, finally come out of their shells in middle age—the book’s not really around regularly enough to gauge. As a result, the Buddy story seems surprisingly forced, but I ended up really liking the Batboy strips. They never did anything for me singularly, but clumped together on the page they’ve got an adrenal, anything goes charm with every obvious target being knocked about in the least subtle way possible. I’ll give this a highly reserved Good because I don’t think the Batboy strips are for everyone (that odd subset of fandom that thought L’il Abner would have been funnier if Peter Bagge had drawn it, maybe) and if you don’t like them, I don’t know if you’ll like any of the book at all. But I did, so there you go.

HAWKMAN #39: So Hawkman’s villains have perfected a drug that lets you see your romantic interest as a deadly villain but the security guard trying to stop you as just a security guard. That’s one mighty specific drug, all right. Eh.

HERCULES #1: Seemed like there was a kernel of a good idea in there, but Frank Tieri decided he couldn’t be assed with it and would write a bunch of shtick instead. (Or as I uncharitably put it in the store Friday, he suddenly went, “Hey, wait a minute. I’m Frank Tieri!”) I wanted to like this, and maybe they had to put filler in the first issue to get a four issue mini closer to the prerequisite six so I’ll give it a very, very low Eh.

IRON GHOST #1: It almost seems like Dixon came up with the whole story then realized in the course of doing research that the time period he’d picked couldn’t really work, but it was already too late or something. Because the scenes of the Ghost’s victims partying it up in a beerhall when it’s already pointed out that Berlin’s being bombed night and day and nobody has any food and everyone realizes they’re all pretty much fucked, just didn’t ring true for me. Again, I want to like this because doing V For Vendetta with actual Nazis seems like some an okay way to get some pulp serial style thrills, but the material seems to undercut itself. OK.

JENNY FINN DOOM #1: Ross Richie is a mensch. I met him when he was in town for Wondercon and he was just a great, down-to-earth guy in love with comics. He’s also, I’m assuming, why I got a complimentary copy of this tossed in my bin this week. It was great to revisit Jenny Finn (since I could remember little more than enjoying the original issues) particularly with the promise of an actual conclusion. It’s an enjoyably nightmarish work—kind of like if Melville and Lovecraft had collaborated on the script of Scorsese’s After Hours—about a good man with good intentions stumbling into a creepy and unsettling world. I would have appreciated a few more details on the inside front cover or elsewhere to let the casual reader know there’s more coming (fingers crossed), and I admit Nixey’s art isn’t for everybody (a lot of his characters have the faces of homely children) but I thought this was very strong Good work.

JLA #113: I think if I was following it any closer, the whole “Hey, it’s not Martian Manhunter, it’s Batman dressed up as Martian Manhunter” thing would have really annoyed me. I can’t see any reason for it other than (a) it’s such a classic JLA trope; (b) there’s only one designated dick in the JLA, and it’s Batman; and (c) it makes the reader grab their head and squirt blood out their nose in disbelief. In other words, I can’t see any reason that would make sense in the story itself. But again, I’m not following it closely so maybe there is one. Awful.

LITTLE STAR #2: Well, I don’t want to jinx it but this may well end up being the best thing Andi Watson’s ever done. The story is taking a little too long to gel up but it’s extraordinarily good on a scene-by-scene basis: the father’s discontent, the daughter’s selfishness, and the couple’s inability to seemingly function together makes each scene both incredibly charming and incredibly disquieting in its candor. If I could get a stronger sense that things are moving somewhere, I’d be even happier but it’s still too early to say one way or the other. So let’s go with Very Good just for the power of Watson’s storytelling and honesty.

LIVEWIRES #3: Uh-oh. This isn’t going anywhere. This seems as barely different from issue #2 as issue #2 did from issue #1. If there had been a bigger emotional heft from the end of this storyline (a stronger sense of the urgency of “The White Whale” intel and how it’s going to drive and/or change these characters), I maybe might have forgiven Warren but I just can’t. It’s better than page after page of barroom shtick, but it’s still wheel-spinning. Barely an Eh, dammit.

NEW INVADERS #9: And so another bungled opportunity comes to a close. I really feel like this could have found a place in the direct market (seeing as it’s filled with middle-aged fanboys like me who loved the first series in even with all that sweaty rubbery Frank Robbins art) but they bungled every bit of it, top to bottom. Awful.

OMAC PROJECT #1: So…I guess this is editorial’s official take on Batman: World’s Greatest Detective; World’s Worst Multitasker. How else to explain the third “Batman comes up with a super-crafty plan that then gets used by the bad guys because he’s not paying attention?” Maybe the Infinite Crisis will reveal that Batman just isn’t getting enough sleep. I read an article online about the effects of sleep deprivation (crankiness, absent mindedness, paranoia) and, you know, they pretty much fit the current incarnation of Batman to a T. What a shame, eh? That said, this needed editorial notes something fierce because Christ help you if you didn’t read and remember Rucka’s Detective Comics run from four or five years ago: I think the whole thing with Sasha would have had no resonance whatsoever otherwise. And, finally, I’m not a continuity freak and I’m sure everyone pointed this out earlier, but isn’t Wonder Woman, like, blind? So Countdown takes place before she gets blinded? After she gets healed? And isn’t Rucka writing that book too so he would, like, know and shit? Yeah, Editorial notes. Or a text page. Or something, goddammit. I was gonna give this an OK but after writing all this down, I realize I have no idea why I should. So I guess I’m going with Eh.

RUNAWAYS #3: Hmmm. So Victor’s dad is a villain… and we see his mom clutching a cross, a cross in her bedroom…and she’s talking to the father while he’s in an opulent ornate office. If the nature of deadlines didn't mean this was written a while back, I’d swear Vaughan was suggesting that Victor’s dad is Pope Benedict XVI. Of course, I would be more likely to think that since I’m in hippy-dippy San Francisco and am infuriated by one of the first things Benedict’s Vatican has done: they’ve condemned the gay marriage bill in Spain, to the point of telling Roman Catholics there they should lose their jobs if those jobs are linked to implementing gay marriages. Way to go, Pope! Pointless soapboxing aside, I wasn’t really knocked for a loop or anything by this issue, but it was Good.

SEVEN SOLDIERS KLARION THE WITCH BOY #1: The first half didn’t do as much for me as the second half, but wow, what a first half! Leave it to Morrison to come up with a clever explanation for Klarion’s very odd appearance involving Croatoan and puritan culture, and throw in a creepy possible Solomon Grundy origin on the side. And he’s able to do all this while keeping it married to actual drama. Pretty goddamned keen. That said, I felt like the second half of the issue kind of dragged with everyone saying the same thing to Klarion all over again just so so the action happens at the cliffhanger, but that wasn't a deal-breaker for me. Very Good.

SIMPSONS COMICS #105: Not the best Boothby I’ve read, but still heads and above anyone else doing Simpsons stuff. Just for 28 Hey-Heys Later, I had to give this a Good. Definitely worth checking out if you haven’t yet.

SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN #27: It looked great—the art was good, and man, what an amazing fucking coloring job—and I think Jenkins should be lauded for writing about poignancy and vulnerability and, in particular, childhood in a field that, frankly, is terrified of acknowledging childhood. But I still thought there was something blatantly dishonest about the material: somewhere around seeing the snowmen built into an actual car, I started to think, “Hey, wait a minute.…” Sentimentality (using the traditional definition of “unearned emotion”) is a bitch to criticize because you’re basically criticizing something for working for the wrong reasons which makes criticism an even more precarious enterprise than when it’s evaluating at a simple “did work/ didn’t work” level. Nonetheless, I can’t help but feel that, by switching out one unrealistic trope (superhero action stuff) for another (Calvin & Hobbes-ish whimsy and nostalgia), Jenkins and crew are trying to make you feel like you’re gaining genuine insight without giving you any genuine insight. Reminded me of a lot of Spielberg’s work in the ‘80s, which was similarly brilliantly executed and essentially empty. OK.

SUPERMAN #215: I already gave out that “Uh…what?” award, didn’t I? Shit. Even assuming the whole OMAC thread was part of “Superstorm,” and would’ve led into an Azzarello OMAC miniseries had this whole thing not tanked—even assuming that—this was a big pile of junk given all the tender loving care that only Jim Lee and seven inkers could bring. Of course, like a sucker, I bought each and every issue…I think I’d feel less ashamed having severed limbs in my longboxes than this arc. Oh, well. At least we can look forward to Superman eating human hearts and sacrificing little kids to Quetzalcoatl in his swank new Fortress of Solitude so...that'll be cool, right? Awful.

TEEN TITANS #23: So people all of a sudden are punching Dr. Light and he’s flying through buildings and he’s getting right back up because…why? I beseech Johns to flip his action-to-drama switch, because the last four pages where the Titans are sharing their secrets is great reading, and the entire issue that takes place before it was a big old incoherent mess. Awful.

THE GRIMOIRE #2: Couldn’t tell you what happened in issue #1—must’ve been a helluva first issue to properly set up the chick, the raccoon, the book, the guy on the dragon or whatever it was, and the superteam—but I liked this. Well-paced and interesting, I’d like to see next issue. Good.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #76: What really worries me is that Bendis is so far ahead on this book, this is the messed-up shit he was writing around time of Avengers Dissembled/Secret War, and fifteen issues from now when we get to the stuff he’s writing while also doing House of M, it’s really gonna stink. What a god-damned shame. A low Eh.

UNCANNY X-MEN #458: I dunno. Gimme Alan Davis art and a race that evolved from dinosaurs and you can throw all sorts of illogical stuff my way and I’ll still dig it. A ultra-highly qualified Good.

WALKING DEAD #18: Kind of an aftermath episode so nothing really fried my burger one way or another, but it was still Good.

WOLVERINE #27: Obviously, asking this to have a little nuance is like asking a sledge hammer to be a tad more discreet, but I do wish there had been a bit more thought to it than twenty pages of Wolverine jumping out of nowhere and stabbing two guys in the chest over and over. Millar and Romita, Jr. really couldn’t be bothered to mix it up a little which doesn’t bode well for the rest of the arc. OK, because ludicrousness without ingenuity gets a little dull, doesn’t it?

X-MEN #169: Whew. That stank about as much as I thought it would. What the fuck is with Peter Milligan? Does he flip a two-headed coin and if it lands scarred side-up he terrorizes us with a shitty comic? I really don’t get it. Awful.

YOUNG AVENGERS #3: I almost slapped my head when The Patriot unmasked himself. Pretty clever stuff. And yet, I don’t know, I'm very bored with the whole Kang thing because, of course, time travel makes no sense. Why doesn’t Kang just appear two minutes before Iron Lad arrived and stop him from forming the team? Why doesn’t Kang just emerge two minutes before Iron Lad starts to flee and stop his ass? The Wookie Defense. Makes. No. Sense. I’ll give the rest of it a Good, though.

And there you have it. Without breaking out the eye-damning, what'd you think?

Media Watch, and the 4/20 Spider-Man titles

Alright, family is off on a play date, let's unload some of what's in me head, shall we? Off the bat, can we talk about SESAME STREET? Look, I know those of you without kids never watch it, but SS has changed, man, it's changed!

It started around the first of this month. I first noticed that "SESAME STREET is brought to you by a cooperative learning agreement with the Department of Education" (Or whatever the exact verbiage was) is NOW "SESAME STREET is brought to you by No Child Left Behind". Um, OK, I guess?

Then I noticed the content changes -- sure they still do letters and numbers (though, it's down to maybe 3-4 minutes, it feels), but it appears that most of the "socialization" pieces of SS have now become "Eat healthy and exercise!"

There's no doubt in my mind that 'muricans are fat and stupid and lazy (Hell, I sure am!), but it strikes me, as a parent of the target audience, that this is kind of a silly message for little eensy kids. If anything, I'm looking for Ben to settle DOWN a smidge and not hare around the house climbing and running and flying about the house. In addition, kids eat what you give them. I know "kids hate veggies" is a wonderful old trope, but, at least looking at Ben, it's really not that applicible. Yes, he prefers sweet foods, of course, but if what there is to eat is veggies, and he's hungry, he eats veggies no problems.

Maybe it's that *I* think the audience for SS is younger than SS does. Ben's been watching it since about age 1, and I suspect he'll be done with it by pre-school, having learned all he can by then. Certainly, that was the case with me. By around age 3 I was already reading (in some capacity, at least) -- I didn't need or want the "baby stuff" of alphabet. Hell, I wanted THE ELECTRIC COMPANY as soon as I could get it - these days I guess the switch is probably to something like BETWEEN THE LIONS.

Now, look, I know Ben's a little advanced with his alphabet (And, YES, he's finally nailed his "Y", he knows can now do all 26 letters, even if "W" remains "Aggah" and seems like it will stay there for a good length of time.) He's already started to be able to chain the ABCs together to some small degree (3-4 letters at a time), and i think before he's two he'll be able to easialy sing the whole song, AND understand it (the more important bit) -- but I don't really think that Ben is "exceptional" (Well, yes I do, but you take my point) -- I really think that any kid, with motivated parents, could achieve the same or better. Kids WANT to learn, especially in a reader's house.

I think that the "socialization" function of SS was as important as anything -- different cultures are cool, a variety of colors and looks in faces is a good thing, share and be a generally-good person, all of that stuff -- but Ben is bored by the singing vegetables and the exhortion that "walking is a good exercise" (Sure, for 40 year olds...); in fact he'll often go over to the TV and switching it off during those bits. Can't say I blame him, really.

As a parent, the value of SS has dropped in half to me. Which is fine, less TV is good, but, man DON'T FUCK WITH THE STREET.

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Swinging way way over in the age-appropriate category, both Jeff and I stink because neither of us talked about SIN CITY when it was still "fresh".

Well, lost time and all that.

Dude, what an amazing adapatation. Faithful? Feh, the word needs to be rewritten. It almost goes all the way to Slavish. What a triumph for Miller. What a gift it must be to be adapated so so very exactly.

Thing is, I'm slightly less convinced that actually works in a FILM. The comics page isn't a moving image -- your eye and your brain will speed things up and slow things down in order to "process" a comics page. The problem is, for me, that SIN CITY, the film, just barrels along like a freight train, never once letting up or giving time to breath when it needs to.

One problem is that the structure of something like "The Big Fat Kill" is episodic in nature -- in the 7 (was that right? I think so) individual chapters, most of them had a cliff-hanger of some sort to, oh, I dunno, keep the audience in the seats or something. This really really doesn't work in film. A good example is when Dwight shows up at the tar pits and the IRA killer arrive and put a bullet in him. In the comic there's "suspense" because your brain automatically slows things down across the chapter break -- while it is unlikely that Dwight is dead, of course, you have time to absorb what's happening. The IRA thing kinda works in the comic because, at least, it is it's own discrete 22 page unit. So what if it is wildly out of tone of the rest of the story? IN the film, though, bang Dwight gets shot, then a fraction of a second later he's right back up again. Narratively, I think that just works against any posible suspense there could be.

I do rather think SC could have been a better FILM if it had taken a few weeks to work to the strength of that medium, rather than being a perfect comics recreation.

There's other bits, too -- there are line-reading that should have been rejected, or scenes that should have been reshot because they come out flat and dead, and there are story plot points that whizzed past in the comic that thump on the screen (Like: Hartigan is retirement-old. late 50s, at least. He spends... 8, is it? years in jail, and it's mentioned that his wife remarried and had kids [!!] while he was in the stir. Now, sure, it's possible he married a woman 20-30 years younger than himself, but it just feels wrong as I watched it)

I also think that there probably should have been Title Cards between the individual stories -- in particular, I think the opening vignette was less successful than it could have been because "The Customer is Always Right" didn't flash on the screen. That would have gotten a big laugh out of the audience, but instead the crowd I was with was kinda scratching it's head as to what was going on there.

I also saw the film on a DLP screen (so all digital projection -- the whites are WHITE, the blacks are BLACK), which I HIGHLY reccommend, if you have such a screen near you, but there were one or two places the effects were a bit much. I'm especially thinking of one of the time Miho's swastika shiruken is int eh foreground, GLOWING brilliant white, drawing your eye right to that as it pulsed with the animation.

Still, quibbles all. For every thing that probably didn't work like it should have (Marv's silhoutte on the brick wall looked far less impressive than the same effect on the page... probably because it was moving), I was utterly blown away by 2 others -- dude, they perfectly captured Frank Miller rain and snow. PERFECTLY. Wow! And all they really do is downgrade the possible "Excellent" to a VERY GOOD. Really, everyone should see this film, it's super-fine, and I really hope it opens any door for Frank that he wants to walk through.

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More comics than this over the weekend (because there was a SHIT LOAD of comics this week), but I wanted to dip my foot in the pool at least, and since there are 4 different Spider-Man books, this week alone, here's a good place FOR a dip.

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #519: Spidey goes one step further from what he should be (Unsuccessful, shleppy loser with great power, and a GREAT BURDEN from his great responsability) as the cast moves into the super-heroes-only world of Avengers "mansion". Foo! I was going to say that the most disturbing idea I've encountered this week was probably the potential romantic triangle between Aunt May, Jarvis, and, yikes, Captain America, but then I got more skeeved out by Peter & MJ having sex in Avengers mansion under the watching eyes of paintings of Thor, while Peter is thinking about Wolverine hitting on his wife. I mean, y'know? Then, thankfully, the second half of the book (literally! It's 11 pages) have absolutely nothing to do with Spider-Man in any way shape or form, and, instead, spend thier time trying to convince us that Hydra is actually a real threat. Good luck with that, people, I haven't beleived that since I was 8 or so. This really is a jumbled, skeevy mess, and I'm kinda stunned that Marvel thinks this is a good direction to take thier main solo character. AWFUL, not from craft, but from direction and focus.

SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN #27: Jenkins and Buckingham's last hurrah on the title, and it's surprisingly affective (and effective, too!). Really "nothing happens" other than a conversation, but it is approached with skill and craft and imagination, and above all else, respect. I really liked this, and, insofar as super-hero books go, this probably should be up for an Eisner next year. "Pair of twits" doesn't sound like a May-ism, but even with that, I'll still give this an EXCELLENT. Good job!

SPIDER-MAN BREAKOUT #1: This seems to be the new NuMarvel tack. Stories that are "too big for one title" just get tacked-on mini-series rather than playing out in thier own comics (witness all of the "House of M" minis coming this summer) -- in this case, it is the prison breakout from NEW AVENGERS. I was prepared to thoroughly hate this before cracking the covers, and deride it as a blatent cash-grab, but, tell you what, this was really just fine, being kinda, dunno, VILLIANS UNITED-lite or something. Nice art, at least adequate scripting, and I expected something more Spidey-centric than I got, so, a solid OK here.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #76: I'm so bored with this story. Bored bored bored bored bored. And there's at least 1 more issue left? Ugh. and EH.

OK, so that's that -- see you in a few more days with some more!

As always, what do YOU think? There's thousands of you reading this -- say something in the comments thread, damn your eyes!

-B

Reviews of a few 4/13 things

Yes, yes I know, quit your crying, better late than never, right? Actually, I'm so completely not in the mood to write reviews, but, damn it, somehting must be put up, so I'm just going to do like 5-6 books, OK?

ACTION COMICS #826: Seems like there are Crisis references and tie-ins popping up most everywhere. Which, all cynicism about the tone of the crossover aside, is actually nearly exciting stuff. I mean, those of us who are old enough to remember each and every linewide crossover that's been done I think can remember that we used to bitch that these kinds of things would usually come out of nowhere and not actually be connected to the books themselves. So, it is kinda nice to see this much build-up going on, really -- there were at least 3 references just in this week's comics alone, and that's sorta cool. Well, it is, at least, if you own a comic book shop and get to read all of the comics for free, a little less sure if you had to pay to keep up. It really is rational for DC to keep a running tally of the buildup on thier website. Oh, and I had this stray thought the other day, and excuse me for getting a little too fanboy here, but, y'know, owning the comics shop and all that -- the Egyptian Scarab is a symbol for death and rebirth. What if they just bring Ted Kord back as Beetle? Would that make it "OK" to have created interest in him by ganking him? I don't know, clever or stupid? I always thought that Hal As Spectre was clever as hell, but apparantly the consensus there was stupid. Anyway, this issue of Action was just fine, nothing exceptional, nothing stinky. A solid OK.

CONAN & THE JEWELS OF GWAHLUR #1 (OF 3): It's Lester's joke, but it's so good, that I'll happily steal it and make you associate it with me: it's CONAN THE POOLBOY. I really love PCR's art and adapatations, but this is one character that jus' don' look right when he draws him. Yikes. Still, this is PCR we're talking about, so I daren't say anything lower than OK.

MARVEL KNIGHTS SPIDER-MAN #13: I didn't hate Millar's run quite as much as Lester did (though, yes, I thought it was pretty bad), but I'd take that anyday over this first issue of Hudlin and Tan's run. There's certainly no chemistry 'twixt words and pictures, so much so I'll guess it was done "Marvel style" because it just jumps from scene to scene with no flow at all. Plus, that had to be just about the worst cliffhanger ending I've ever seen in my life. I also thought the coloring was poor -- especially in the Absorbing Man scenes where it really wasn't clear what was happening at all. Poor enough, through and through, that I have to give this an AWFUL.

MNEMOVORE #1: I was enjoying it until the oozy tentacle monsters were revealed. Then I thought it read like a rejected pilot from the Sci-Fi channel. Like MANSQUITO -- don't even need to see it, the version in my head is much much better! Maybe it will go somewhere more interesting in issue #2, but latex monsters at the end make me go EH.

TOXIN #1: Weird that after the fully painted (if dark) extravaganza of VENOM vs CANAGE (that was the title, wasn't it?), that this looks as Marvel house-style as it could. I don't know, this feels cynical to me, but it's not incompetently crafted. Like the late Don Thompson used to say, "if this is the sort of thing you like, you'll probably like this." For me, that translates to EH.

ULTIMATES 2 #5: I do like the continuing ambiguity of Thor's situation, and the fight scene was good fun (probably the first time a fight has ended with a pantsing, though), so hurray. A light VERY GOOD, and if this was a normal week, easily the PICK OF THE WEEK

However, this week FLIGHT VOL 2 came out. Now, I have the "TP / GN OF THE WEEK" as a category, but I thought this volume was good enough to transcend just that, and become the full fledged PICK OF THE WEEK. What a wonderful volume! Each story is fun, and is infused with a sense of wonder and joy of storytelling. Beautiful reproduction, lush coloring, and 400 pages for twenty-five bones, man this is a deal you can't miss. Honestly, there's not a single thing that I could recommend to you this week more that FLIGHT V2, it's EXCELLENT.

Insofar as the TP/GN OF THE WEEK, these would all be excellent choices, and all deserve your attention: SHE HULK VOL 2 SUPERHUMAN LAWTP (Good "poking fun at comics" comic) STRAY BULLETS VOL 1 INNOCENCEOF NIHILISM 10TH ANN TP (Dude, Lapham's crime comics ROCK) SUPERMAN VERSUS THE FLASH TP (Though, I always thought that if the Flash wasn't faster that kinda defeated the whole point of him...) SUPREME POWER VOL 1 HC (A great deal at the larger trim size on this fine comic)

On the whole, I'd give STRAY BULLETS the nod, even though he completely changed the numbering sequence...

So that's my week of comics: what's yours?

-B

COmics shipping 4/20

100 BULLETS #6030 DAYS OF NIGHT BLOODSUCKERSTALES #7 A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #11 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #519 AQUAMAN #29 ATOMIKA #2 BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #64 BATMAN JEKYLL AND HYDE #1 (OF6) BEOWULF #1 BETTY #146 BILLY THE KIDS OLD TIME ODDITIES #1 (OF 4) BIRDS OF PREY #81 BOOKS OF MAGICK LIFE DURING WARTIME #10 CABLE DEADPOOL #14 CATWOMAN WHEN IN ROME #5 (OF 6) CHOLLY & FLYTRAP #3 (OF 4) CONAN #15 DETONATOR #3 DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #327 EX MACHINA #10 FANTASTIC FOUR #525 GI JOE MASTER & APPRENTICE VOL II CVR B #3 HATE ANNUAL #5 HAWKMAN #39 HERCULES #1 (OF 5) HUMAN RACE #2 (OF 7) IDENTITY CRISIS FINAL PRINTING #5 (OF 7) IDENTITY CRISIS FINAL PRINTING #6 (OF 7) INVINCIBLE #22 IRON GHOST #1 (OF 6) JLA #113 JLA CLASSIFIED #6 JUGHEAD AND FRIENDS DIGEST #1 KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #102 LITTLE STAR #2 LIVEWIRES #3 (OF 6) LUCIFER #61 MANHUNTER #9 MARVEL KNIGHTS 4 #17 MARVEL MILESTONES VENOM AND HERCULES METAL GEAR SOLID #8 MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #276 NEW INVADERS #9 NEW X-MEN #12 OFFICIAL HANDBOOK MARVEL UNIVERSE SPIDER-MAN 2005 OMAC PROJECT #1 (OF 6) PALS N GALS DOUBLE DIGEST #93 PS238 #11 QUESTION #6 (OF 6) ROBIN #137 ROCKET GIRL #2 RUNAWAYS #3 SAVAGE DRAGON #121 SEVEN SOLDIERS KLARION THE WITCH BOY #1 (OF 4) SIMPSONS COMICS #105 SMALL GODS #8 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #148 SPACE GHOST #6 (OF 6) SPAWN #145 SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN #27 SPIDER-MAN BREAKOUT #1 (OF 5) STORMBREAKER SAGA OF BETA RAYBILL #4 (OF 6) SUPERMAN #215 TEEN TITANS #23 TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES #21 THE GRIMOIRE #2 TRIGGER #5 ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #76 UNCANNY X-MEN #458 WALKING DEAD #18 WOLVERINE #27 X-23 #5 (OF 6) X-MEN #169 YOUNG AVENGERS #3

Books / Mags / Stuff BATMAN HUSH SERIES 3 MASTER CASE ASST BILAL LIBRARY MEMORIES TP BITE CLUB TP BONEYARD VOL 4 TP CABALLO GN CHRONICLES OF CONAN VOL 7 DWELLER IN THE POOL TP DAREDEVIL VOL 11 GOLDEN AGE TP ESSENTIAL HULK VOL 3 TP FOUR LETTER WORLDS GN JENNY FINN DOOM #1 LAND OF THE BLINDFOLDED VOL 3 LEGEND OF GRIMJACK VOL 2 TP LITTLE BOOK OF HORROR FRANKENSTEIN HC LOST AT SEA NEW ED GN MARVEL VISIONARIES STEVE DITKO HC MILKMAN MURDERS TP ORDINARY VICTORIES GN PREVIEWS VOL XV #5 SHARKNIFE VOL 1 GN SMALL HANDS GN WILL EISNERS SPIRIT ARCHIVES VOL 16 HC

He Probably Would Have Done This Sooner or Later...

Considering the crap I gave him last month about it, but since I'm awake and am putting off getting ready for the store, let me just link to Hibbs' latest Tilting at Windmills, which is a pretty damn good read about the stocking issues caused by the continuing expansion of the trade paperback market. May not seem scintillating at first glance, but a damn good read, I assure you.

Comics Shipping 4/13

Usual cavaets: this is just what we're getting, your LCS may recieve a wholly different batch of stuff because of shiping issues, etc., hell even we might not get everything on this list if Diamond fucks up, etc. etc. 2000 AD #1429 2000 AD #1430 2000 AD #1431 2000 AD #1432 ACTION COMICS #826 ADAM STRANGE #7 (OF 8) ALBEDO ANTHROPOMORPHICS VOL 5 #2 ARCHIE #556 ARCHIE DOUBLE DIGEST #160 ARMOR X #2 ATHEIST #1 BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #190 BATMAN STRIKES #8 BEYOND AVALON #2 BLACK PANTHER #3 BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL #100 BLOODHOUND #10 BLOWJOB #13 (A) BREACH #4 CAPTAIN GRAVITY AND POWER OF THE VRIL #4 CHICKASAW ADVENTURES #2 (OF 4) COCOPIAZO #3 CONAN & THE JEWELS OF GWAHLUR #1 (OF 3) DISTRICT X #12 EXILES #62 FABLES #36 FATHOM BEGINNINGS #1 FLAMING CARROT COMICS #2 FULL CIRKLE CVR A #2 (OF 3) GAMBIT #9 GOTHAM CENTRAL #30 GREEN ARROW #49 HOAX #1 IDENTITY CRISIS FINAL PRINTING #3 (OF 7) IDENTITY CRISIS FINAL PRINTING #4 (OF 7) IMAGINARIES CVR A MILLER #1 (OF 4) IRON MAN #3 JOHNNY RAYGUN QUARTERLY #5 JSA #72 JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #230 LIONS TIGERS & BEARS #3 (OF 4) MAJESTIC #4 MARVEL KNIGHTS SPIDER-MAN #13 MARY JANE HOMECOMING #2 (OF 4) MNEMOVORE #1 (OF 6) MORA #2 NEW THUNDERBOLTS #7 NIGHTWING #107 NOBLE CAUSES #9 POWERS #10 SCOOBY DOO #95 SEX WARRIOR ISANE XXX #3 (A) SPAZTIC COLON #2 STRAY BULLETS #37 SUPER MANGA BLAST #50 TALES OF THE THING #2 (OF 3) TOM STRONG #32 TOXIN #1 (OF 6) ULTIMATE X-MEN #58 ULTIMATES 2 #5 VICTORY VOL 2 #4 (OF 4) X-MEN THE END HEROES AND MARTYRS #2 (OF 6)

ALTER EGO #47 ANIMATION MAGAZINE MAY 2005 #148 ANYWHERE BUT HERE GN ART OF GREG HORN TP BATMAN YEAR ONE DELUXE EDITION HC BLUE GN BULLSEYE GREATEST HITS TP CINEFANTASTIQUE APR MAY 05 VOL 37 #2 COMIC BOOK MARKETPLACE #120 FLIGHT VOL 2 GN FORTEAN TIMES #195 FROM EROICA WITH LOVE VOL 3 TP JADE SCREEN VOL 3 #2 LEES TOY REVIEW APR 2005 #150 MADARA VOL 3 TP MEGALEX VOL 1 TP MODESTY BLAISE BAD SUKI TP MOSQUITO GN NIL GN OUTLAWS REBELS FREETHINKERS &PIRATES TP RAY MANGA VOL 2 TP SCALAWAG GN SFX #129 SHE HULK VOL 2 SUPERHUMAN LAWTP STRAY BULLETS VOL 1 INNOCENCEOF NIHILISM 10TH ANN TP STRONTIUM DOG THE EARLY CASESTP SUPERMAN VERSUS THE FLASH TP SUPREME POWER VOL 1 HC THIRTEEN TP THOR SON OF ASGARD VOL 2 WORTHY DIGEST TP TOM STRONGS TERRIFIC TALES VOL 2 HC TOYFARE BATMAN DC DIRECT TOYSCVR #94 VIDEO WATCHDOG MAR 2005 #118

Why did 2000AD/Humanoids fail?

I just realized I haven't tackled the "retail intelligence" aspect of this blog in an awfully long time, so.... There's a few obvious things, like (esp with Humanoids) merely reprinting the same material that a lot of us still had on our shelfs, except the originals were larger and in hardcover, or the real lack of promotion and publicity; and the failure of the line, I suspect, comes from not being able to properly crack the bookstore market (Go use your eyes: the racking of "western" comics material sure seems to have SHRUNK in the last few years in bookstores)

But I can tell you, real easily why these books didn't do as well as they should have: TOO MANY OF THEM in TOO SHORT OF A TIME FRAME.

If I were you, I'd be reading this as the first step in a market correction for perennial items -- there simply isn't the budgets and rack space for the amount of "permanent stock" items the publishers have been trying to plow through the system for the last year or two.

Hm, I guess I just figured out what I'm going to write for Friday's TILTING, so let me drop a few ellipses, and trail off until then....

-B

Kinda, Sorta, Not Really: Reviews for 04/06 Books

At the moment, my time is my own at work so I thought I would do a few quick and hasty reviews, if only as a way to give thanks that I didn't attend the Gene Wilder signing...(the creepy part of that story is, I now totally covet Hibbs' copy of The Little Prince, which was one of my all-time favorite movies as a kid. I mean, Gene Wilder as the fox and Bob Fosse as the snake! That automatically makes it among the greatest movies of all time.) (And if you are in the San Francisco Bay Area and you haven't seen The Best of Youth yet, I mightily recommend you check out its hefty six-hour charms: It's like the Avengers Forever of Italian cinema! Or something. Anyway, if you love movies, you should see it.)

Oh, and keep in mind that there are books that I still haven't read because I was waiting until I got home, and then I left them at the store. So if you're looking for my take on Zatanna, you are SOL...Instead, you have to deal with me blabbing about:

AMAZING FANTASY #7: Not great; not awful. I kinda liked it, although I'm a hard-pressed to remember why. Maybe it's because there's something so potent about "Rogue Syndrome" (young female protagonist who can't touch anyone because she's "tainted"), it can still carry some oomph with a new character. OK, although my hopes are not high.

BLOOD OF THE DEMON #2: The art was pretty keen, and I guess the new Blood/Etrigan symbiosis strikes a balance between "gruesome terror" and "superhero hijinks," but I just wasn't into this. Purging demon breath? Conflict between wussy human and evil demon? So now he's like Ghost Rider, basically, but without the bike. Great. Eh.

DEADSHOT #5: Yeah, okay, that worked, sorta. Deadshot went a little too far into the warm and cuddly direction, but it sorta, kinda maybe works that he can still act as a merc and not draw the whole wrath of the mobs as long as he doesn't go back to the Trainagle. I guess? Still, I really liked a good chunk of this mini so what the hell: Good.

DEATH JR #1: How ironic that the book I found solace in this week, after Countdown had utterly burned me out on all the grim and grit, and death and morbidity, of the current superhero market, is titled Death Jr. But it was a fun all-ages read aided immeasurably by Ted Naifeh's work, which looked just gorgeous in sheer color. It read a bit episodic, as if the project had started as a series of eight pagers then was made to read unbroken, but I really enjoyed this. A high Good.

GLA #1: It's pretty obvious from that first page Slott knew the ending of ol' DC Countdown in advance, I think. And this should have been the perfect darkly comic riff on the "Avengers Dissemble" and Countdown kill-a-thons. In fact, maybe it was a perfect darkly comic riff, but I just got too bummed out to appreciate it as such. My instincts call this Good, but it really put me in a funk. There are certainly extenuating circumstances here (a terminally ill friend died over the weekend) so there's probably more to my impatience with all the morbidity (and jocular takes on morbidity) than just DC Countdown burnout.

GREEN LANTERN REBIRTH #5: This mini has been all over the map, but it looks god-damn keen, I think. I kinda thought the last page was a mighty big block o' cheese, and I sorta feel like a mini should do more than put pieces back on the board (are any of the plotlines going to even pretend to be wrapped up? What happened to Parallax?) but I'll give it a high OK, just because Sinestro looks creepy and rad.

INVINCIBLE VOL 4 TPB: I finally got off the stick and read the first three trades of this. As I mentioned, I'm pretty burnt out on any sort of "Blood! Guts! Guns! Cuts! Knives! Lives! wives! nuns! sluts!" (to quote Eminem...) that seems so prevalent to me post-Countdown, and so I actually enjoyed all the pre-Big Twist stuff more than I enjoyed The Big Twist. But, yeah, as Big Twists go, it was pretty good, and I think it's safe to say I'm now hooked on this title. Didn't finish Vol. 4 ironically, but if you're looking for a new title to pick up, allow my Very Good for Invincible overall to serve as a (very late to the game) recommendation.

MARVEL TEAM-UP #7: Thanks to the keen art, I can remember just about two pages of this...barely. Kind of a shame since Kirkman may well be sitting there going: "Get it? Ring? Master? Ringmaster?" Eh.

SEA OF RED #1: Working with these two-tone limited color projects has really brought a new energy to Kieron Dwyer's work, hasn't it? It's like the work had always been perched between illustration and cartooning, and the color allows it to feel more like illustration without losing any of the energy of the cartooning. Or something. So it looks great, is what I'm saying. I'm a little nonplussed with the story (I had more than a few moments of "Tales of the Black Freighter Sense...Tingling!") but there seems to be a ton of fire and ambition behind the title so I'll give it a few issues before I decide one way or the other. OK.

SHANNA THE SHE DEVIL #3: Cho's resistance to fleshing out any other characters other than Shanna and the narrator have kinda screwed this narrative, I think. Because if Shanna dies, no story, and if the narrator dies, no narration. Ergo: no tension. Pretty, but you can see actual potential just kinda drying up as you read and that's a drag. Eh.

STRANGE #5: And now there are lightsabers. Great. Looking forward to the dramatic conclusion next ish where Strange throws a ring into Dormamu's ass-crack, thus defeating the dark lord's evil plans. Awful.

SUPERMAN BATMAN #18: Okay, that last page made no sense whatsoever, but it was really kinda cool, I thought. I've been really lukewarm about this arc in that for every three things I dug (Kamandi! Freedom Fighters! R'as Al Ghul Statue of Liberty! Gratuitous Alan Moore shoutout! That's four things!) there were three things I hated (Superman strangles Wonder Woman! The Justice League or Reanimated Corpses! Why doesn't any of it make even a little sense!) Loeb obviously wanted his grim and gritty cake but wasn't willing to give up the sense of wonder frosting, making this even more of an uneven jumble than usual. So a high OK, because if there's one thing the marketplace is overrun with, it's grim and gritty cake.

THE PUNISHER #19: Art is keen, but I never thought Ennis would write anything as inauthentic as that "I told you; nobody makes me go dyke!" shower scene. Or if he did, it wouldn't be so god-damned dull. Eh.

ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #17: Nice action-packed issue, although I think I would have been happier with about 80% less Jawas. It's almost like Kubert drew 'em once or twice, then thought nobody would catch it so he put them in every other panel of the last ten pages. Or maybe because Jawas are pretty darn easy to draw over and over, particularly if you've got the action figures as reference. Or maybe both. Still, I say Good.

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #75: Hibbs thinks this'll read great in a trade. I think the reveal was absolutely not worth all that invested time. (You mean, exposition guy didn't even exist? NOOOOOOO!) And there seemed to be a whole thread (Spider-Man gets called out by arch-enemy; Aunt May won't let him go) that looked for a second like it could lead to a more interesting story, but since it didn't fit into Bendis' outline, absolutely nothing came of it. However, since the Peter/MJ scene was good, and because I have fond flashbacks to Donnie Darko every time someone hollers "Cellar door!!" I'll go with a low OK.

WALKING DEAD #17: Another great issue. Kirkman seems so much more in control of his material here and on Invincible, it's kind of a shame to see him dilute himself with largely ineffectual work for Marvel. Man's gotta eat, I guess. Very Good.

I'm not much of a PICK OF THE WEEK/PICK OF THE WEAK kind of guy (and I haven't read Zatanna, remember) but I think I'd give Walking Dead #17 the PICK OF THE WEEK (with Death Jr. #1 close behind) and PICK OF THE WEAK to Strange #5. And if you'll excuse me, I'll have to see whether the Intarweb is charging for a pristine copy of The Little Prince...

Somewhat Annoyed

As Lester noted, it was, in fact, APE weekend (had a loverly time, thanks!), and newsletter week and, I just wanted to spend some quality time with Ben, so there went time for the reviews. I actually sorta wanted to write some up today (at least my SIN CITY movie review -- next week, sure), despite my TILTING AT WINDMILLS deadline hanging over my head (due Friday, 0 words written, no solid topic in my head), but I decided to go play hooky and try and meet Gene Wilder at a book signing at the Balboa movie theatre this afternoon.

So, I get there about 90 minutes early, and there's just a handful of people standing around the lobby. "What's the deal?" I ask, "Do we have a formal line or something?" The cashier tells me that the signing is at 5:30, right when YOUNG FRANKENSTIEN gets out, and that theatre patrons will form a line when the screening is done. People who DON'T see the movie have to wait until AFTER all of the theatre-goers are done, and, so, they might not get to meet Mr. Wilder, who will leave at 7.

So, that sounds fair, I guess. Well, "fair-ish" at least. And spending 90 minutes waiting in the dark cool movie house is better than 90 minutes on a cold windy street. I also beleive in supporting local theatres, because, y'know, fuck those big multiplexes. I buy a ticket and go in, though that wasn't my plan when I arrived.

So, the movie gets out, I'm the 5th or 6th person out of the theatre's door, and I walk into the lobby, and, um, there's a really long line, and Mr. Wilder is already signing. "Um, where's the line for the people who saw the movie?" I am pointed out the door, with the general line. Well, that's kinda fucked up, ah, but what the hell, I'd really like to meet the man, tell him how much pleasure he's brought me, shake his hand.

So, I start for the line, then I notice the sign: "MR. WILDER WILL NOT BE SIGNING _ANYTHING_ OTHER THAN HIS NEW BOOK." I turn back towards the signing table, and, yup, I see the current person up for signing being told emphatically "No" when he wants a WILLY WONKA movie poster signed. Well, shit -- I can't really say if I want his signature on a book I haven't even read yet. Y'know what I mean? I had brought an old ratty VHS copy of THE LITTLE PRINCE (he was The Fox -- what a great adaptation of the original novel!), and my DVD of WILLY WONKA. THOSE what I wanted signed, not the book. I was even intellectually ready to BUY a copy of the book, if I had to -- but what I wanted SIGNED, to discuss for 15 or seconds or so, maybe, were those works.

So, I'm weighing if I should ask if I could BUY the book, and have Mr. Wilder sign something else ('cuz, y'know, that's probably going to come off as offensive to the author -- he's here to promote something CURRENT, not decades old work), then they make The Announcement. "Because far more people showed up to see Mr. Wilder than we expected, he will be unable to personalize your copy. It will be autograph only." Which, to me, sorta DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF A SIGNING, and, y'know, encourages the people there to get an autograph so they can just sell it on eBay later, but what do I know?

So, I left. Oh sure, I could have used this very time to write some reviews, but I decided for once to use the internet for it's intended purpose: venting. In a blog.

-B

Recipe for a Great Excuse....

APE+Upcoming Newsletter+comix left at store+family crisis=no reviews from me this week, more than likely. When I talked to Hibbs, he was doubtful he'd get something in either. That may change if he gets a fire lit under him, or if my workplace is so incredibly slow tomorrow I can sneak in some reviews when nobody's looking. But I wanted to give you guys a head's up that if there was gonna be a week we were gonna miss altogether, it'd probably be this one.