Arriving 5/9/07

Just to clear out a tab I've had open for days, there's a brand new Spinal Tap film (with Marty DeBergi, and everything!) to promote their "Live Earth" appearance. Hit the link, and scroll down to where it says "video: watch...." Its about 15 minutes long, and is good for all those who like to Tap! Here is what is shipping this week:

AMAZING SPIDER-GIRL #8 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #540 ANNIHILATION SAGA BATMAN STRIKES #33 BATTLE POPE #14 (NOTE PRICE) BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #151 BLACK PANTHER #27 CWI BLADE #9 BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL #125 BOMB QUEEN III #3 (OF 4) CARTOON NETWORK ACTION PACK #13 COUNTDOWN #51 COVER GIRL #1 DESPERADOES BUFFALO DREAMS #4 (OF 4) DEVILS PANTIES #11 DMZ #19 GAMEKEEPER MUKESH SINGH COVER #2 GARTH ENNIS CHRONICLES OF WORMWOOD #3 (OF 6) GEN 13 #8 GHOST RIDER #11 GREEN ARROW #74 GREEN LANTERN CORPS #12 GRIFTER MIDNIGHTER #3 (OF 6) GRIMM FAIRY TALES #14 (RES) HACK SLASH SERIES SEELEY CVR A #1 HULK AND POWER PACK #3 (OF 4) IMMORTAL IRON FIST #5 INDIA AUTHENTIC GANESHA #1 INVINCIBLE #41 JACK OF FABLES #10 JLA CLASSIFIED #38 KILLER #4 (OF 10) LOST BOOKS OF EVE #2 MAD MAGAZINE #478 MADAME MIRAGE FIRST LOOK MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR #24 MARVEL ZOMBIES DEAD DAYS MYSTERY IN SPACE #8 (OF 8) NEW AVENGERS #30 CWI NEW X-MEN #38 NIGHTWING #132 NOVA #2 CWI OKKO CYCLE OF WATER #3 (OF 4) OUTSIDERS #47 PHONOGRAM #6 (OF 6) PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL #7 CWI PVP #32 RED SONJA VACANT SHELL ONE SHOT REX LIBRIS #8 SALVADOR #1 (OF 5) SAMURAI HEAVEN & EARTH VOL 2 #4 (OF 5) SANCTUARY #3 (OF 6) SCARLET CASCADE FEARBOOK SP ED SECRET #4 (OF 4) SECRET HISTORY BOOK TWO SOLLITARIA #1 SPIDER-MAN FANTASTIC FOUR #2 (OF 4) STAR WARS DARK TIMES #3 (OF 5) STAR WARS LEGACY #11 STORMWATCH PHD #7 STRONGARM #3 (OF 5) TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED #8 (OF 8) THUNDERBOLTS #114 CWI TWO GUNS CVR A #2 (OF 4) ULTIMATE POWER #5 (OF 9) VERONICA #180 WOLVERINE ORIGINS #14 Y THE LAST MAN #56 (RES)

Books / Mags / Stuff ALTER EGO #68 CIVIL WAR FRONT LINE BOOK 2 TP CIVIL WAR PETER PARKER SPIDER-MAN TP COMPLETE DICK TRACY VOL 2 HC COURAGEOUS PRINCESS TP CRIMINAL VOL 1 COWARD TP ESSENTIAL FANTASTIC FOUR VOL 6 TP ETERNALS BY NEIL GAIMAN HC VAR ED GOTHIC SPORTS VOL 1 GN (OF 3) GREEN LANTERN CORPS VOL 1 TO BE A LANTERN TP HEAVY METAL JULY 2007 #111 JACK KIRBY COLLECTOR #48 MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN VOL 6 BLACK COSTUME DIGEST TP PARASYTE VOL 1 GN (OF 8) ROUGH STUFF #1 NEW PTG SIMON BISLEY ILLUSTRATION FROM THE BIBLE TP NEW PTG SKETCH MAGAZINE #32 SPARROW KENT WILLIAMS HC SPIDER-MAN AND POWER PACK BIG CITY SUPER HEROES DIGEST TP TOYFARE HARRY POTTER FANTASTIC FOUR TOYS CVR #119 WRITE NOW #15 Y THE LAST MAN VOL 9 MOTHERLAND TP ZOMBIES VOL 1 TP FEAST (O/A)

What looks good to you?

-B

Free Comic Book Day 2007: Rockin'!

We've participated in every Free Comic Book Day held so far, because its just a DAMN FINE idea. "The first taste is free" and all that. Typically, we're pretty mellow about promoting it, preferring the national press to do the heavy lifting. This year was no exception -- zero advertising, no in-store promotion to our regulars, no press releases, heck I don't even put the FCBD window cling up until the week before, and even that's up on the high part of our windows which probably makes it harder to spot.

All of that lack of effort, and yet there were still definitely periods during the day where we had so many people in the store it was difficult to move around without bumping someone's ass.

Lots of kids, too. Lots and lots of kids. Many many many kids. Maybe more kids in 8 hours than we get in a whole month combined. So that rocked.

We were doing OK on FCBD stock until about 3 pm or so -- then we started running out of titles. We started with 35 or so different books, and ended the day with perhaps eight left available.

We don't set limits on what people can take -- we have a "don't be greedy" rule, or "take what you want to eat, eat everything that you take", or perhaps, "don't just take something because it is free"

90%+ of people adhered to this rule without even being told. Even the "leeches" (and most every retailer can tell you about leeches who only come in for whatever is "free", and are, y'know, rude about it) pretty much adhered to the Rule. Which was nice.

90%+ of attendees bought something (counting "a family" as "attendee"), and we had an EXCELLENT sales day. Not a record (that still lies with the Neil Gaiman signing for SEASON OF MISTS HC -- hard to beat selling a $25 hardcover to each and every person who walks through your door, really), but in the top five of all time, and beating last year's FCBD by around 20%.

All in all, a great day, a great event, and we made a WHOLE lot of people really very very happy.

-B

New York New York, it's a wonderful town...

...The plane home was delayed, so I'm wearin' a frown. No, wait, that's not how it goes. Even though the plane home was delayed (but on the plus side, JetBlue! So there were purple crisps and television to keep me occupied).

Anyway; back from the Big Apple, where it was apparently less warm than San Francisco but there were friends and pizza in Brooklyn and the MoMA. There was also very little sleeping, and what little sleeping there was was filled with dreams where I met Jack Kirby, and he was really upset because he'd just won an award from, I think, the collected comic store retailers of America. He wasn't upset because of the award itself, but what it was given for - He'd won it in recognition of the amazing branding work he'd done on Boba Fett for Star Wars and Lucasfilm. As weird as it seems, one of the clearest moments from the dream was him standing in front of me, ranting that he hadn't even worked on Boba Fett, and who would want to give out an award for something as soulless as branding when there was much more creative work to be done.

It's possible my subconscious was trying to tell me something, but then got confused trying to push through the comic-culture-lined walls of my brain. Anyway, more reviews when I get a chance - Either this evening or tomorrow morning (or maybe both) - because a lot of things came out this past Wednesday...

You get what you pay for: Graeme on more FCBD books.

Aaaand we're back with more Free Comic Book Day Comic Books That Are Free. If you're going to be wandering into a store this Saturday looking for some priceless (in the sense of it not having a price because it's, you know, free) swag, then I have to admit - You might want to avoid all of the superhero books I talked about yesterday and think about these books, instead. Or, at least, the entry from our Canadian friends in the North:

COMICS FESTIVAL!: Easily the book to pick up, even if you avoid everything else from the day. Just the line-up of talent involved, from Bryan Lee O'Malley, Hope Larson, and Darwyn Cooke all the way to Ryan North's awesome and worthy of festivals on its own Dinosaur Comics!, is pretty impressive, but no-one involved phones it in here. Highlights for me include Kean Soo's Jellaby, just cute enough to melt your heart without making you feel manipulated, and O'Malley's Scott Pilgrim spin-off The Wonderful World of Kim Pine, which will make you hungry for more Pilgrim later this year. It's Excellent in its quality and eclectic nature, and the perfect book to give someone who doesn't know much about comics but is willing to learn.

HUNTER'S MOON/SALVADOR: From the sublime to the... well, the not sublime, let's put it like that. A lazy, lazy effort, sad to say - With the exception of the one page hype piece at the start of this book, this pretty much feels as if someone's just put the two books together by accident - the excerpts shown stop without warning, and don't offer any tension or even reason to read any further. Disappointingly Crap; the books and the publisher deserve better, I think.

TRANSFORMERS: OFFICIAL MOVIE PREQUEL #1: There's one thing I don't get about publishers releasing previously released comics almost entirely as they appeared before for FCBD - DC are by far the worst at this, with both of their books more or less just reprints of things that fans have spent money on in the last year - but I have to admit that I was surprised by how much I enjoyed this reprint/repurpose of the first issue of IDW's movie tie-in. Once I got past the whole "That isn't what Megatron looks like! And he turns into a gun!" thing, this proved surprisingly Good; maybe not enough to make me want to pick up the rest of the series, but enough to make me want to see the movie.

UNSEEN PEANUTS: Surprisingly weighty, at least compared with some of the other Free Comic Book Day offerings, this mix of rare (and in some cases, never-before-reprinted) Peanuts strips - along with commentary on why they're so rare - feels like one of the better bargains of the day. Charles Schulz's genius is pretty much one of those things that everyone takes for granted these days, and for good reason, which is just one more reason why this collection of his misfires is Very Good.

VIRGIN COMICS SPECIAL: Pretty much a sampler without that much time, attention or care spent on it, this just collects a few pages from the first issues of four of Virgin's series - Ramayan 3392 AD, The Sadhu, Walk-In and Devi. None of them are much to my taste, so Eh; I found more interest in the text material repeatedly calling Nic Cage's upcoming title "Enigma" when the cover they show calls it "Voodoo Child".

COMICS 101, WIZARD: HOW TO DRAW and IMPACT UNIVERSITY #3: This year's "learn to be a comic creator" books almost work well together. Comics 101, a compilation of essays from creators of TwoMorrows' magazines like Draw, Alter Ego and Rough Stuff, is a slightly schizophrenic book, mixing "how to" basics with a brief history of the medium in America, but it's a hefty and Okay read. In comparison, Wizard's magazine is frothy and all about the spectacle, but just Eh in terms of content - it's not incredibly helpful, but has unintended humor like Joe Quesada announcing that covers should reflect the stories inside. Maybe he should tell the rest of Marvel Comics that... Impact's Okay anthology moves between surface finish and dry basics, with writing that follows the two extremes, but arguably works best as a bridge between the two earlier titles. Not that I think that they planned it that way, mind you...

As I said yesterday, I didn't even get the chance to read everything - Somehow I missed out on Dark Horse's preview of The Umbrella Academy (by Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance and Casanova's Gabriel Ba), the First Second preview for The Black Diamond Detective Agency (Eddie Campbell's new book) and Tokyopop's Choose Your Weapon, to name just a few. There's a complete list of books available here, but why not just go into your local store and pick up whatever catches your eye?

Me, I'm not going to follow my own advice, but that's because I'm not going to be in a comics store this weekend - Kate and I are heading out east for a whirlwind tour of friends, culture and pizza-that-is-apparently-very-good (And when I say "whirlwind," I mean "less than 48 hours"). Expect more from me on Monday, when I will be very tired indeed.

All this, and World War, too? Hibbs Hulks Out

INCREDIBLE HULK #106, WAR WAR HULK: PROLOGUE: These are of a set, so let's look at them like such. I'll cop to the fact that, in my little secret fanboy heart, this is the crossover this year that I'm most looking forward to. Why? Because it seems pretty "pure" to me: They made Hulk mad, now Hulk SMASH! Pretty hard to screw that up, and its a nice clean line.

The PROLOGUE is more or less "here's what got us here", but does a pretty good job of not feeling like a clip show. Nothing is recycled, just recapped. Its a pretty effective presentation of the basic information, and I wasn't bored while reading it (especially since I read all of the issues its discussing already). It also reprints the obscuro first appearance of Amadeus Cho from that issue of (second series) AMAZING FANTASY so no one has to sweat collector’s prices (if, indeed, they were). But the real winner of the issue is the "mini-Marvels" bit, which is a complete piss-take on the whole story. That alone is *almost* worth the entry price by itself.

In HULK #106 the last of the pre-arrival bits fall into play -- Jen is depowered (though, gah, way to trash SHE-HULK before it ships [and, huh, still not shipping by 5/9 either, it looks like, based on the East Coast shipping lists]), Amadeus Cho puts himself into play, Ol' Doc Sampson shows himself to be as big of a dick as Reed, et al. Its all reasonably well written, and I loved the art as well, so hooray.

One thing that bothered me is the Continued Dickafication of the Heroes-in-Authority -- Reed's rationale is weak, at best, and you'd think the World's Smartest Guy (who is off-planet in FF, isn't he? Maybe it's a clone-robot!) could come up with something better, Len Sampson also comes off very very badly -- you'd think a licensed mental health professional might have a greater sense of ethics, wouldn't you?

I suppose one can argue "Civil War" either way -- I don't much *buy* the pro-side arguments, but its clear that something similar initially happened in the US post 9/11 -- but in WWH, I really can't see this as anything but "the illuminati is ABSOLUTELY wrong". They kidnapped him, they exiled him, and they left him a giant-planet destroying bomb of a ship as their bonus prize. They killed his wife and unborn child. They MADE the monster what he is.

So, yeah, I'm rooting for ol' Jade Jaws.

The problem is they're pretty unlikely to let him kill Tony or Reed -- though I suspect Black Bolt or Dr. Strange might be possible -- nor can he really "win" in a "war", so it is a little hard to see how this can have a satisfying resolution, in the weeks before it really starts.

I'll probably surprise everyone by having a shockingly low standard here, and I'll give these both a GOOD.

What did YOU think?

I Wanna Be Free: Graeme looks at some FCBD books ahead of this weekend...

For those who haven't been paying attention to the calendar, this upcoming Saturday is Free Comic Book Day - that 24-hour period when publishers try to convince you to pay money for their wares in the future by employing the popular drug-pusher credo of the "first one," if you will, being "free". There're a ridiculous amount of books coming out this year; enough for me to spend today and tomorrow looking through what's going to be awaiting you for zero dollars this weekend, and even then I haven't seen everything that's going to be available. Let's do the superhero ones first, shall we?

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN: This is the strangest of the books released; It's incredibly old-school, with Dan Slott using a traditional Spider-Man plot (I want to be there for Aunt May - but my life as Spider-Man gets in the way!) and even using thought balloons, but with a pretty massive unexplained character appearance - You'll know it when you see it - that begs for follow-up elsewhere. If the rumors are true, and Slott is soon to take over Amazing, then is this a flash-forward to Spider-Man, post "One More Day" (which gets trailed at the back of the book, and is such a buzzkill as to harsh my mellow from the Slott/Phil Jiminez strip; when did Quesada's art get so ugly?), and does that mean that we're heading to some kind of reset button about to be pushed...? Good, if confusing...

THE ASTONISHING WOLF-MAN #1: Everything about Robert Kirkman's new series, from the title down to the slick-but-dull writing screams minor 1970s Marvel... Shame that the artwork, doesn't follow suit - It somehow manages to be stylized and yet unstylish at the same time (Think a blockier, less refined, Cory Walker). There's nothing about this Okay first issue that makes me want to actually pay money for the second issue, but it's fine enough. The previews at the back, for Top Cow's First Born event and the new-look Spawn, aren't particularly enticing, either...

LIBERTY COMICS #0: Heroic Publishing deserves praise for standing up to Marvel's attempt to use their Champions trademark, but not so much praise for this anthology spotlighting their pretty-generic female Captain America in pretty-generic Captain America-lite WWII stories. All of the stories trade on a weirdly idealized version of what WWII must've been like, right down to the bizarre "Japanese Internment Camps aren't that bad really" feature. Eh.

MARVEL ADVENTURES: IRON MAN/HULK: Marvel's kid-offering for the day hypes up their two upcoming launches, Iron Man and Hulk. Neither strip comes up to the level of something like Jeff Parker's Adventures work, although Fred Van Lente's Iron Man comes close (Pepper Potts in particular is a lot of fun) - Sad to say, though, the highlight of this Okay book is probably the non-headlining third strip, a new Franklin Richards short.

NEXUS: As much as I love the character and this strip, this greatest-hits compilation is a missed opportunity to introduce fans who are unfamiliar with Nexus to the whole shebang, focusing instead on scenes that the creators' favorite scenes shown mostly out of context. I'm still looking forward to the return of the series, but this Okay book could've, should've, been better.

You'll notice that I didn't mention either of DC's attempts, JLA #0 and The Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st Century #1. One of the reasons why is that both of them are reprints - the Legion book, a tie-in to the cartoon as opposed to the Waid/Kitson team, actually only came out last month - and another is, well, I didn't read the FCBD editions. But nonetheless, JLA is a fair enough sample of what the regular DC Universe books are like these days (Okay enough continuity porn), and the Legion book seems on par with the TV show, neither of which are particularly more than Okay to me.

Tomorrow: The indie books, including the one that you should go out of your way to pick up.

52 Weeks Later: Hibbs on What Was Wrought

52 WEEK 52: So, I have to admit I am a little torn. The final issue of 52 is kind of two different things, really. There's the full-length (or there about) "multiverse, multiverse, who-has-the-multiverse" story, which seems almost tangential, and largely irrelevant to the narrative through-line of 52; then there's the Epilogue-to-the-series bits where everyone (who didn't get one last week) gets their happy ending. The latter mostly makes me happy -- especially the Ralph sequence, which is pretty much exactly what I asked for weeks ago (yay, me!) -- but also goes far in underlining some of the narrative problems of the series: situation A, B and C are all resolved while skipping over some of the "how", and while more or less ignoring certain amounts of story logic. (For example, the whole "prophecy" bit -- when you're "playing fair", prophecy should, in fact, "come true", but with a twist that no one expects because they read the prophecy incorrectly. Like a Wish spell in Dungeons & Dragons, y'know? "I wish for 1 million experience points" "OK, your character ages 60 years, mark off 6 points each of Str and Con, and 4 points of Dex")

As a story, I think history will probably judge 52 to be a failure - a very noble and far-reaching failure, to be sure, but a failure none-the-less. Plenty of stuff is left unexplained, or dashed off explanations that don't really make a lot of sense; there's an enormous bloat in the 2nd act where wheels are spinning on mostly really dull stuff (every single thing that happened with Steel, for example, could probably have been contained in a single 22 page story); and, it appears to me looking at things from the outside that the intent and the scope of the story changed from week 1 to week 52 -- shouldn't have there been more meaning in the "people were changed coming back from space at the end of Infinite Crisis"? Which, instead, more or less got tossed under the rug.

However, that's kind of alright, really, given the experimental nature of 52 -- something I don't think any of us really thought was going to work at or, nor, in fact, come out like clockwork the way it did. And it very much raises the stakes on COUNTDOWN, because I strongly suspect the audience isn't going to put up with the annoying tics that 52 had on Project #2. Overall, I very much doubt that 52, the series, deserves much better than a Savage Critic "OK"... and it was actually probably closer to an "EH", but you have to admire both the audacious nature of the idea, as while of the crazy efforts of everyone involved, both on the business side (as exemplified by Didio's column this week), as well as the creative side (who.... uh. Aren't even mentioned in passing?)

As for the specific content of the main bits Week 52, I was reasonably charmed. But, again, I'm not sure how I feel. I *think* when people say things "we want that back", what they actually mean is "we want it back to what it was pre-Crisis -- JLA on e-1, JSA on e-2, Shazam family on e-S, Freedom Fighters on e-X" and so forth, where there was demarcation between the "earths", and where each one was relatively self-consistent.

What I'm less sure of is the value of "Earth-1 is 'smooshed Earth' where everything stays jammed together; but then we also have an e-10 (10=X, get it?!?!) where the JLA heroes are controlled by the nazi party and the Freedom Fighters battle them"

How do I put this? That set up is good for a story, maybe two. BUt it's not really sustainable in terms of audience interest over the next umpty decades. Why? Because the audience wants to read about the "real" version of a character. The Freedom Fighters on e-10 can't be much more than a McGuffin (or a way to introduce Ubermensch and Fraulein Vundabar) because the "real" FF lives on e-1.

[I also want to say that just because the audience or a reader wants a concept back in play, that doesn't necessarily mean it has commercial success written on it. For a decade or more I thought one of the stupidest mistakes DC made was eliminating the Green Lantern Corps -- what a brilliant tool for generating ideas and stories! But that doesn't mean I want to read a monthly GREEN LANTERN CORPS comic book, running parallel to GREEN LANTERN itself]

Obviously, at this point, it's probably not even possible to "unsmoosh" Earth, even if that what people REALLY wanted, but this does feel like a way to keep 52 plot devices, rather than actually bring back the multiverse in any meaningful way -- especially because there are only AND SPECIFICALLY 52 parallel worlds, rather than an infinite number of them.

Anyway, despite all of that nitpickery, as a single issue I really rather enjoyed the romp, and the spirit on display, and anyone jumped off during the series, or, really, cares about the DCU at all would do well to pick up this issue -- I thought it was a solidly GOOD comic, though I might be a little more rose-colored than I should be.

What did YOU think?

-B

(49 plus) 3 is the magic number: Graeme gets to the end of things.

52 WEEK 52: And so, it's over. I found myself bizarrely excited about this issue, ahead of time - Not because it's the end of the series and thank God, but because it's the end of the series and I'm all fired up and excited to see how and if they wrap it up. I've been rereading the series in chunks over the last few nights, and was surprised by how well it holds together, despite the continual and ever-present mad rush on behalf of the creators to keep all of the balls in the air at once. I'm already in the nostalgic break-up mourning period about 52; the book was never perfect, I think to myself now (Hell, sometimes it wasn't even good, when taken in individual issue servings), but that was half the fun - The creators were present throughout the whole series, in their missteps (Ralph Dibny going insane in week thirteen, which wasn't only never followed up on, but pretty much ignored as soon as he appeared next, for example) and their biases and familiar tics (Greg Rucka taking Montoya through the end of a storyline that started, what, way back in his Detective run; Grant Morrison's humanism from his Animal Man run influencing whoever decided to give Buddy another happy ending) and even at the very worst, the whole thing sang of the wonderful joy and uncertainty of creation.

That feeling comes through strongly in this final issue. Like the conclusion of other plots, it's practically a full issue following one plot thread, and like the conclusion of other plots, it's somewhat unsatisfying, with plot beats coming from nowhere and not being explored fully. But - and maybe this is because I know that I'm really going to miss this series - it's one of the more enjoyable issues that we've seen in the series for a long time. By the time we hit the conclusion of the main plot (and, yes, a lot of the smaller threads and hints from the beginning of the series go unanswered, but that's fine; it's almost more fun that not everything gets tied up nicely), the promise of a kindler, gentler DC Universe has almost been fulfilled - For all the characters that died, we have a conclusion that gives happy endings to almost all of its main players (Vic Sage aside); the epilogue to the Dibny story alone is enough to make you want Mark Waid to write a sequel almost immediately, and that's not touching on Booster's story, the miraculous-but-welcome end to Montoya's journey (Yes, she should have died but when it comes down to it, I don't care), or Steel's pretty-much-reboot. Even Black Adam lives to rip-people's-arms-off another day.

When it comes down to it, the end of the main story isn't new - It's exceptionally similar to the end of Waid's The Kingdom, from, what, ten years ago or so? - but it's fun and offers both a reset and the offer of new possibilities. Whether or not those possibilities ever get followed up on is unlikely (Hello, cynic!), but there's something wonderfully optimistic and entirely welcome about such a massive Big Two event having an ending that doesn't involve someone's tragic sacrifice or wholescale death. This issue may be Good, but the series as a whole is an uneven, unusual, and unexpected Very Good novelty.

Countdown won't be the same, of course. But maybe it can be its own version of good, who knows?

Slow and steady wins... nothing: Graeme wraps it up for 4/25.

So I would've posted this yesterday, but I forgot. That's what I get for writing these things up ahead of time. Something else I get is that Hibbs more or less wrote the same thing as my first two comments - yes, I really wrote this that far ahead for some reason - but I figured why not post it anyway?

(And now Jeff's posted his reviews saying the same thing as well. Goddammit.)

First off, JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA #5, the second part of the current JLA/JSA crossover. Taken on its own merits, it's perfectly Okay; the story moves along incredibly slowly - Seriously, we're two issues into this so far, and I'm not really sure that the plot has moved along that much at all - but the art is nice enough, and at least there's an attempt at expositionary dialogue to give readers unfamiliar with all of the characters a reason to care about what's going on. Except, as Hibbs pointed out, that expositionary dialogue is kind of a problem. I mean, just the idea that Superman used to belong to the pre-Crisis Legion of Super-Heroes is kind of a continuity fuck in and of itself these days, considering that they aren't the Legion that currently has its own book or anything, but when he then says "Then the first Crisis hit and I never saw them again," there's this moment of the story stopping dead and fans thinking, Wait, what?

On the one hand, sure. It's a metatextual comment on the post-Crisis changes that essentially, slowly, fucked the Legion up, as well as on the Byrne reboot Superman, and in that sense, huzzah! But on the other hand, there had to be a Legion around for Superman to meet after the first Crisis, in order for what we generally assume to be the vague DC continuity fans understood to still be the case to work - Cosmic Boy was around to take part in the Legends crossover, and as Hibbs and others pointed out earlier this week, there was a team of stranded-in-time Legionnaires in the present during the Final Night crossover. And doesn't newly-important-again Booster Gold's origin involve some Legion trickery? It's not that continuity around the Legion wasn't already dicey, but having characters explicitly point this out in stories just underscores how mallable and uncertain continuity is for DC, post-Infinite Crisis; something that wouldn't be such a big deal if it wasn't for the fact that their comics consistently refer to themselves over and over again. The strangest thing is, they do it to themselves. There's no reason other than fanboyishness for the pre-Crisis Legion to be used here instead of the threeboot version of the characters, but in order to satisfy that fanboy neediness, the creators needlessly confuse everything. Remember that whole "Where are the editors?" thing?

SUPERGIRL AND THE LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES #29 has a similar issue with continuity, in that - as Hibbs said last Wednesday (This really is the post of "Like Hibbs said...", isn't it?) - it kind of gives away a reveal for 52 #52 tomorrow (Only kind of, however; this week's 52 also gives the same thing away, when Morrow says "52 worlds... 52 Morrows...And it all comes down to me..." Legion is just more explicit about it, is all) and reveals that this entire plot that's been running in one form or another for the last year is the result of a 52 plot that we still haven't had explained to us properly yet. Fine, congratulations to the creators for tying the book into current DC continuity, but why did you tie a book set 1000 years in the future to current DC continuity especially when current DC continuity seems to want to deal with a 30-year-old version of your characters?

(I know the answer, and so do you: Sales. But still. It's incredibly frustrating to see this book that has the perfect excuse to be complete in and of itself suddenly become another chapter in the ongoing saga of continuity porn.)

That said, that's the least of this issue's problems. With the disappearance of the book's regular creative team two issues earlier than their announced departure (The book is by Tony Bedard and Kevin Sharpe, who have been announced as the creators taking over temporarily in the wake of Mark Waid and Barry Kitson both taking off for pastures new) and the fact that the end of the issue pretty much sees the main characters where they were at the start of the issue, this feels as if it's a last minute fill-in rather than the legitimate next chapter of the story. But that doesn't appear to be the case, because this issue we also get the motivation for the bad guys and the escape of characters who've appeared as captives for the last few issues... So it's not exactly filler, but it's not entirely essential either; it just feels like an afterthought, a tired attempt to get an issue out and make it barely worthwhile... which, considering that Waid and Kitson had managed to make the book feel like it was regaining momentum and building to a big finish, is somehow all the more offensive in its weakness. Crap, sadly, and unless next issue is somehow jawdroppingly wonderful, enough to pretty much kill interest in the storyline completely dead.

Depressing, ain't it?

Meanwhile, in the non-continuity-bashing parts of the reviewosphere:

ACTION COMICS #848: We're completely in the midst of Action's fill-in period, particularly now that the end of Geoff Johns and Richard Donner's first story-arc has now been booted over to next year's Action Comics Annual - Regular scheduling is due to resume somewhere around #855, I think? - and this issue is respectable enough, but falls into the trap of trying to do something "important" with the character... In this case, having him confront a character apparently powered by the religious faith of others. Which is an interesting idea, but there's something unconvincing about the execution that I can't quite put my finger on. Okay, but fairly traditionally fill-in-ish.

DAREDEVIL #96: The other day, Jeff and I agreed that this issue of DD was, despite being well-written and well-drawn and otherwise technically Good, a really bizarrely bland reading experience. Maybe it's because it's a book that's so reliable that it's weirdly dull...? I think that may be the worst compliment ever given to a book, but still...

FANTASTIC FOUR #545: There's a lot to enjoy in this book, as much as the portrayal of Black Panther as Marvel's Batman (or Kurt Busiek; whichever one wins more often in your eyes) can get old very quickly - although watching him take the "most strategically sound" route around the Galactus problem was funny, even if it's probably only part one of a dodge. Dwayne McDuffie keeps with the lighter tone of Peter David in his heyday, and the mix of comedy and adventure feels appropriate for the series... Also appreciated is the fact that Reed and Sue are still part of the book, even as they're not part of the team; it really reinforces the "family" aspect of the FF. There're rumors that McDuffie and artist Paul Pelletier are only the temporary creators on this book, filling in until a more high profile team takes over in September, and I'm hoping desperately that that's not the case - this is a Very Good take, and I'd like to see it continue for awhile.

WONDER WOMAN #8: This third chapter of Jodi Picoult's run on the book feels like a first chapter of something else - Amazons Attack, say - instead of any continuation of the previous two chapters. Part of that is down to Terry and Rachel Dodson returning to the art chores, but it's more down to the fact that the AA plot comes in and more or less overruns everything else. It makes what's already a weirdly out-of-balance book even worse, especially with dialogue like "If you want to hit me, which I'd understand, know that I'm not really here. Whoa - - Deep." At this point, not much of a surprise that this is another issue of the failed relaunch, but still, this is Crap, sadly.

PICK OF THE WEEK is a bit of a cheat, because it's also TRADE OF THE WEEK: The Salon, which is very, very worth your time and money. PICK OF THE WEAK is probably Wonder Woman, which just keeps on disappointing, depressingly. Coming up later this week: 52 finishes! Free Comic Book Day arrives, bringing with it a great book from Canada! And I go to New York for the weekend! Can you dig it?

Inviting Brain Damage: More Reviews from Jeff of 4/25 Books.

In the last 36 hours, I've watched Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain, the Ong-Bak-esque Born To Fight, and Clerks 2. It's like I'm trying to give myself brain damage or something. In reverse order, Clerks 2 is mostly Eh (I laughed a few times, but how watchable the movie is depends on the size of your Rosario Dawson crush); Born To Fight is unrateable (oh my god, some of the stunts are truly insane, and I applaud these guys for trying to bring Gymkata into the new millennium, but it's a very grim little propaganda flick at heart) and The Holy Mountain is Excellent, with spots of its vivid imagery still floating in front of my eyes a day and a half later. While on the funnybook front:

DAREDEVIL #96: Lark's art is gorgeous, and Brubaker has done a great job twisting the standard Gladiator story on its head as Matt tries to figure out what to do considering his belief in Melvin Potter's guilt. The problem is that I really, really don't care about Melvin Potter/Gladiator. The quality of the work here is Good, but the subject is Eh, so let's go with OK. Maybe next issue will knock me on my ass.

FANTASTIC FOUR #545: Kinda torn about this because even though the character dialogue was tremendously satisfying (particularly between Ben and Johnny), there was a lot of stuff I couldn't buy. The FF put on bracelets that allow them to survive in space. Okay, fine. Then Ben goes out into the soundless void of space and yells at The Silver Surfer, who then replies. Wait, what? The Black Panther stealthily hops onto the Surfer's board and rides it in to attack. Okay, fine (and pretty cool). But then he grabs the Silver Surfer in an armlock that renders the Surfer incapable of escaping. Wait, double-what? Bri and G. had no problems with this whatsoever, so I guess I'm just the "Buh-but space is soundless and the Silver Surfer's can channel the Power Cosmic through his entire body" nerd. Well, this nerd says Eh.

HEROES FOR HIRE #9: Oh, Jack Kirby, how you've made a hypocrite out of me. If Jack saw a sequence from a movie or a TV show that he thought would work on the comics page, he wouldn't hesitate to lift it and I love that about his work. On the other hand, that Zeb Wells brings the Heroes For Hire team to the Savage Land just so he can rip off the bug section from the Jackson remake of King Kong annoys the living crap out of me. That the artist can't figure out a way to give any of the scenes a sense of space or movement only exacerbates that annoyance. Sub-Eh dross, sadly.

JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA #5: I'm not sure there's anything I can add to Hibbs' review. This was a Good issue with decent art and some fun characterization, and the LSH shrine in the Fortress sums up nearly everything wrong with DC right now. Putting aside the gossipy side of me that wonders if the reason Mark Waid was mysteriously absent from Supergirl & LSH this week is because that scene seems to shit on 28 issues of hard work on his part (more, if you count his involvement with other Legion reboots), that scene underscores how much DC relies on selling my own childhood back to me to make its cash. Actually, considering what a good (albeit depressing) definition of superhero comics today that is, let me try and tighten that up somewhat: the scene with the LSH shrine underscores how much DC relies on having kidnapped its own history and ransoming it back to us. Hibbs argues in his review about how DC needs to make clear "what IS continuity, and what isn't" but obviously that's the last thing DC is gonna do at this point, because there's no surprise, no delight, to just saying "okay, yeah, it's all back in now unless you hear otherwise." To extend my earlier metaphor, why would you pay the ransom if you know the kidnappers are just gonna release your kid anyway?

Maybe I'm utterly wrong and 52 #52 will lay things out so we'll be able to look at this scene from a story point of view and have it make sense. But the easiest way to have it make sense is this: when a chunk of your readership is people who've been reading these things weekly for decades, the simplest way to really surprise 'em is to give them the things they think they can't have. And giving us a sudden spread of the Legion and having Superman talk about meeting them when he was just a boy is, in the face of Supergirl and the LSH and the Siegel family winning co-ownership of the Superboy copyright, something I sure as hell didn't think we'd have again. It is, let's face it, a neat fucking trick. But like all tricks, it relies on making sure the people on whom the trick is pulled knowing less than the people pulling the trick.

Back On The Beat: Jeff's Opening Salvo for the 4/25 Books...

Has not posting in a week-plus left me chops a little rusty? I think so. Last month, Graeme mentioned how daily reviewing turned his brain into a non-stop reviewer-and-rater of everything that happened to him. And while I also had that, I currently find myself swinging toward the other pole--where almost nothing kicks the reviewing portion of my brain into action. I watched four movies last Sunday, for example, ranging from Duck, You Sucker! to The Black Gestapo and the closest I got to critical analysis was "nice explosions" (for Duck, You Sucker!) and "that was probably the best climactic battle between good and evil to ever take place on somebody's patio" (for The Black Gestapo). So if my reviews this week run to the "hey, these staples do an awesome job of holding the book together, don't they?" side of things, be patient.

52 WEEK #51: Why did it take the end of The Mystery In Space storyline to remind me how much I liked these characters? While I'm griping, trading in a sneering caterpillar that wears glasses and a radio for a gloating, gigantic butterfly beastie is a bit like exchanging a stringless cello for a permanently out-of-tune saxophone. Unless you end up with a supervillain with arms (for fist-shaking and building punching) and legs (for junk-kicking and face-stomping), your upgrade is just as unlikely to be ignored as before. OK, I guess.

Oh, and if they put out a special of all J.G. Jones' covers for 52 on nice paper and a maybe a few essays or something? I'd totally buy that.

ACTION COMICS #848: If this had been a story about Superman dealing with a superhero who doesn't share the Big S's attitudes about non-interference in developing nations, that'd be one thing (and a pretty good idea for a story, I think). But by making the superhero be both religious and faith-powered, the waters are muddied considerably and maybe unnecessarily; all those flashbacks of Clark Kent in church certainly helps with the page count, but the link seems to imply that only rationalist-based individuals should be trusted to decide the fates of others (tell it to the French Revolution, Mr. Nicieza). I'm Eh about it, and hopefully next issue will prove all my various knee-jerk reactions to be simply that.

AMAZONS ATTACK #1: Graeme and Hibbs both had problems with this book, but laid those problems at editorial and gave the creative team a pass. Although I've liked Pfeifer's work in the past, and think Pete Woods' art is damn fine, I'm not so generous. I thought all that stuff with Abraham Lincoln was obfuscatory bullshit that did nothing but killed time and cluttered the issue (at one point, Queen Hippolyta charges into the Lincoln Monument saying something like "Let us show them what we think of their 'Great Emancipator'" and I asked Hibbs, "So the Amazons are attacking because they're angry at African-Americans?" Similarly, on the first page where the dad tells his son about Lincoln, and his son goes "Cool, and then what happened to him?" which no kid ever says after lectures about famous people made into statues because the kid knows if Lincoln had gone on to invent Pac-Man and found Metallica, that would have benn mentioned.) I know Pfeifer is going for an "Independence Day" summer blockbuster feel to things (and he's fortunate to have an artist like Woods who can give the big splodey as well as smaller moments), but it's such a dumb choice it seems lazy.

On the one hand, Pfeifer and Woods deserve better. On the other, let's face it: slumming is slumming. Awful.

BLUE BEETLE #14: Steps a bit into too-cutesy territory maybe, and I'm not sure that I can buy a concept where everyone in the JLA believes Jaime but somehow it's still just him matching wits against aliens posing as friendly vistors. But it's also an issue that advances the plot, is a satisfying read on its own, and has some of the better-written characters you'll find in a superhero book today. Compared to its previous issues, I'd say lowish Good, but good nonetheless.

CONNOR HAWKE DRAGONS BLOOD #6: An enjoyable big finish which, unless I missed something, opens the door for Connor to manifest superpowers in the future. The six people who care about Connor Hawke (two of whom are Chuck Dixon) must be thrilled. I'm not quite one of those six, but I'm getting closer all the time, particularly when competently done OK miniseries like this come along and make an argument for it.

CROSSING MIDNIGHT #6: Fixes (at least for this issue) the one problem I had with the book up until now--the characters' relative helplessness in the face of so much mystical badassery. Considering the last three issues have been varying degrees of awesome, I can only hope that (a) the awesome continues; and (b) it picks up in sales enough to survive. If you ever wanted Miyazaki and Clive Barker to collaborate, you should check this book out. Very Good.

Arriving 5/2

...and here's the other part of what I did this afternoon... Another big week, it seems like:

100 BULLETS #83 2000 AD #1531 2000 AD #1532 52 WEEK #52 A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #57 (A) ALIEN PIG FARM #1 (OF 4) ALL NEW ATOM #11 ALL NEW OFF HB MARVEL UNIVERSE A TO Z UPDATE #2 AMERICAN VIRGIN #14 ARCHIE & FRIENDS #109 ARCHIE DIGEST #234 ASHLEY WOODS D AIRAIN AVENTURE #2 ASTONISHING X-MEN #21 AVENGERS INITIATIVE #2 CWI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA CYLON APOCALYPSE #3 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #3 CHECKMATE #13 CHUCKY PHOTO CVR B #1 (OF 5) CITY OF OTHERS #2 (OF 4) DANGER GIRL BODY SHOTS #2 (OF 4) DARK TOWER GUNSLINGER BORN #4 (OF 7) DARK XENA #1 DARKNESS LEVEL 3 BRASE CVR A DEADMAN #9 DETECTIVE COMICS #832 DOMINION #1 EXTERMINATORS #17 FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #20 GHOST RIDER TRAIL OF TEARS #4 (OF 6) GIANT SIZED RED SONJA #1 GREEN LANTERN #19 GRIMM FAIRY TALES RETURN TO WONDERLAND #0 HAWKGIRL #63 HELLBOY DARKNESS CALLS #1 (OF 6) HOUSEWIVES AT PLAY #17 (A) INCREDIBLE HULK #106 IRON MAN #17 CWI JONAH HEX #19 JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #257 JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED #33 LONERS #2 (OF 6) LOONEY TUNES #150 MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #27 MARVEL ILLUSTRATED LAST OF THE MOHICANS #1 (OF 6) MARVEL ZOMBIES ARMY OF DARKNESS #3 (OF 5) MIDNIGHTER #7 MS MARVEL #15 CWI NASCAR HEROES #1 OMEGA FLIGHT #2 CWI (OF 5) PHANTOM #16 PUNISHER #47 RAISE THE DEAD #2 RUNAWAYS #26 SCALPED #5 SCARFACE SCARRED FOR LIFE #5 SENSATIONAL SPIDER-MAN ANNUAL #1 SHAZAM THE MONSTER SOCIETY OF EVIL #3 (OF 4) SPAWN #167 SPIDER-MAN LOVES MARY JANE #18 STAR WARS KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC #16 STRANGE GIRL #16 STRANGERS IN PARADISE #89 SUPERMAN #662 SUPERNATURAL ORIGINS #1 TEEN TITANS #46 THUNDERBOLTS PRESENTS ZEMO BORN BETTER #4 (OF 4) TRANSFORMERS ESCALATION #6 TRIPPER MOVIE ADAPTATION ONE SHOT (RES) ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #41 WARD O/T STATE #1 (OF 3) WARHAMMER 40K CVR A #3 WELCOME TO TRANQUILITY #6 WITCHBLADE SARA BEARER CVR A #105 WITCHBLADE TAKERU MANGA #3 WONDER MAN #5 (OF 5) WORLD WAR HULK PROLOGUE WORLD BREAKER X ISLE #5 (OF 5)

Books / Mags / Stuff 52 ACTION FIGURES MASTER CASE ASST (NET) ALL NEW ATOM VOL 1 MY LIFE IN MINIATURE TP CIVIL WAR CAPTAIN AMERICA TP CIVIL WAR WOLVERINE TP CIVIL WAR YOUNG AVENGERS & RUNAWAYS TP CLARENCE PRINCIPLE GN CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAG #36 SUB MARINER CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAG #8 GREEN GOBLIN CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAGAZINE #34 RED SKULL CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAGAZINE #35 GAMBIT CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAGAZINE #37 LOKI CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAGAZINE #5 MAGNETO CLASSIC MARVEL FIGURINE COLL MAGAZINE #6 BLADE COMPLETE OMAHA THE CAT DANCER VOL 6 TP (A) FANTASTIC FOUR VISIONARIES WALTER SIMONSON VOL 1 TP FIRST IN SPACE GN FLOOD 3RD EDITION TP GUNSMITH CATS BURST VOL 1 TP IN DUBLIN CITY GN KORGI VOL 1 TP LEES TOY REVIEW MAY 2007 #175 LOVE AS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE OMNIBUS VOL 2 TP SHOWCASE PRESENTS WAR THAT TIME FORGOT VOL 1 TP STAR TREK COMICS CLASSICS VOL 5 CONVERGENCE TP STAR WARS LEGACY VOL 1 BROKEN TP WALKING DEAD SORROWFUL LIFE VOL 6 WALKING DEAD VOL 2 HC WIZARD EXTRA VOL 1 DIRECTORS COMMENTARIES SC

What looks good to YOU?

-B

Why I suck (part #48765 in a series)

Had some knocking-the-wind-out news on Friday, but mostly I had forgotten it was order form/sub form weekend. I should have comics related content posts on MOnday and Tuesday... Meanwhile, here's the Top 20 of what Comix Experience ordered for June shipping (no specific numbers this time)...

1. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #4 2. ALL STAR SUPERMAN #8 3. COUNTDOWN #47 (I fell for the returnability offer here) COUNTDOWN #46 COUNTDOWN #45 COUNTDOWN #44 7. JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #10 DARK TOWN GUNSLINGER BORN #5 9. JUSTICE #12 (Both covers combined) 10. NEW AVENGERS #31 (taking Marvel on it's word...) 11. HELLBOY DARKNESS CALLS #3 FLASH FASTEST MAN ALIVE #13 (also returnability offer) BRAVE AND THE BOLD #4 14. BATMAN #667 15. RUNAWAYS #27 MIGHTY AVENGERS #4 BOYS #7 (Shame that DC let a top 20 book go away) 18. X-MEN FINCH GATEFOLD VARIANT #200 X-MEN ENDANGERED SPECIES ONE-SHOT WORLD WAR HULK #1

And here's the Top 20 by the I-think-more-important dollars

1. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #4 2. ALL STAR SUPERMAN #8 3. DARK TOWN GUNSLINGER BORN #5 4. JUSTICE #12 (Both covers combined) 5. SHAZAM MONSTER SOCIETY OF EVIL #4 6. COUNTDOWN #47 COUNTDOWN #46 COUNTDOWN #45 COUNTDOWN #44 10. EC ARCHIVES TALES FROM THE CRYPT VOL 2 HC 11. JACK KIRBYS FOURTH WORLD OMNIBUS VOL 2 HC 12. ULTIMATES 2 VOL 2 GRAND THEFT AMERICA TP 13. JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #10 14. FRENCH KISS #20 (A) 15. NEW AVENGERS #31 16. WILL EISNERS SPIRIT ARCHIVES V22 HC 17. GRENDEL ART OF MATT WAGNERS GRENDEL HC 18. X-MEN FINCH GATEFOLD VARIANT #200 X-MEN ENDANGERED SPECIES ONE-SHOT WORLD WAR HULK #1

Dunno if any of that's interesting to anyone...

-B

Modern Art! Makes me! Want to! Rock out!: Graeme loves The Salon.

It almost feels like an insult to say that THE SALON should be compulsory reading for any course teaching the history of 20th century art; it suggests that the book is some kind of dry, informative, educational text, which couldn't be further from the truth; someone who has absolutely no knowledge or interest in art could read this book and come away as in love with it as I did, without feeling as if they were being lectured or preached to. But nonetheless, one of the wonderful - and wonderfully sly - things about this book is the way that, almost without you noticing, it tries to explain the thinking behind the cubist movement and introduce you to Gertrude Stein and many of the movers and shakers of her artistic salon in Paris at the opening of the last century. It may distract with the amazingly inventive larger plot, but throughout the whole thing, conversation between Pablo Picasso and Georges Braque illustrates the excitement and drive that led to (and immediately surrounded) early cubism in a way that makes the whole thing relatable and understandable better than any art history teacher ever could. And I taught in an art school, once. I should know these things.

There is nothing wrong with The Salon. And I kind of mean that in the literal sense - This is one of those rare books that you read with joy and a sense of stunned awe at just how good it is. Nick Bertozzi's writing ambitiously mixes art theory with murder mystery with cultural history remixed with imaginative flights of fantasy (the effects of absinthe, for example, have to be seen to be believed) without putting a step wrong; the facts of the story may not be entirely historically accurate - I'm pretty sure that Gauguin's ultimate fate, for example, is not what actually happened - but it's true to who those involved were in terms of personality and outlook, and manages to relate those personalities truly to the reader while in the midst of a speedy and enjoyable pulp plot. Visually, Bertozzi doesn't disappoint either; with a cartoony line reminiscent of Paul Pope drawing New Yorker cartoons and a smart and effective use of color throughout the book, it's both beautiful and evocative, pushing the reader's take on the action gently but surely throughout the entire book. The design of the book, with chapters separated by small pencil drawings surrounded by white space, and frontispieces that work both as design elements and plot hints, is also something to be applauded - This is a book that as intelligent in its visual elements as in its written elements, and - unusually for books that you can say that about - in both of those cases, it happens to be extremely intelligent as opposed to "Rob Liefeld".

It's a book that surpasses the hype, and something that I read and immediately started raving about to anyone that would listen, probably much to their annoyance. Smart, enjoyable, funny and entirely Excellent.

I always thought they came from the planet Kling: Graeme on another 4/25 book.

These are the following things that I think about when someone says the word "Klingon" to me: * Funny foreheads. * Michael Dorn manages to make a career out of frowning. * Tribbles. * All of those very dull episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine where they talked about Klingon culture and things were very dark and they talk about "honor" a lot. * Please stop saying the word "Klingon".

This is something that I don't think about when someone says the word "Klingon" to me:

* The need for a five-issue miniseries about Klingons published by IDW, especially a miniseries that has a Klingon-language variant of the first issue.

Do you see how that works? My lack of massive Star Trek fanboyishness (I know enough to think that Deep Space Nine in the best of the series, but not enough to stay away from the Voyager reruns on Spike, which Kate is now addicted to) and my disinterest in the Klingons at the best of times leaves me pretty much outside of the target market for this series, and yet somehow it managed to disappoint me nonetheless. Part of the problem is, I think, the scattered nature of this first issue - We're given a fairly generic framing sequence where Klingons outside of any given timeframe talk about some mysterious decision that they need to make, complete with potted (and confusing) history of the entire Klingon race before we flash back to, oddly enough, a recap of the original series episode "Errand of Mercy" from the point of view of the Klingons. And throughout the whole thing, I was thinking, Who is this book actually for?

The history of the Klingon race sequence - less than a page in total - seems to be written for insiders with unexplained references to human genetic science that somehow split the Klingons into two species and a plot of genetic superiority, and the rest of the issue is a recap of a Star Trek episode that fans will be familiar with, without much spin or insight... Those scenes only really work for those who are familiar with the original series, because for those like me who had to google the details because we guessed that it was probably from the TV show, it's an obviously incomplete storytelling experience; you can tell that something's missing, and what's missing is something that probably comes from knowledge of the episode in question. Which is probably very nice for the already existant fanbase, but isn't it lazy to write so directly to the fanbase and exclusionary to everyone else?

(Artwise, the book is blocky, but in a good way - The figurework is good, but there's something offputtingly perfect about the images of spaceships that suggests use of 3D-modelling software, and breaks the feel of the story somehow...)

I don't know why I'm surprised that this is all about the fanbase; it does have a Klingon language variant, after all. Okay for what it is.

Back From Vacation.

Yeah, after the signing, I pretty much zoned out for a week solid. (Hopefully, you noticed.) After a whirlwind 72 hours consisting of the signing, APE, catching four movies with Robson, and getting my car broken into, my brain was little more than a piece of dry, unbuttered toast. So brain-dead was I that I couldn't even find the new comics I bought from CE for five or six days. (The new Golgo and Drifting Classroom are tucked away in my bag for store reading today.) Anyway, I--oh, hey look! Comic book superstars!

This is the best picture I took of our four signers from Friday, in part because it was a hard angle to catch all of them in on one shot, and in part because I kept having to go breathe into a paper bag to keep from hyperventilating and that probably kept my camera hands shaky. All of the signers were incredibly generous and kind, and put up with my nattering and/or lousy directions which in the case of poor Gene Yang meant that he showed up 45 minutes late to his signing (and in case you're wondering Kevin Huizenga, from what I can tell, always has some variation of a "they never built a prison that could break me" look on his face).

The signers said they had a good time, we sold a ton of books that day, and I think it'd be safe to call the signing a success. And yet, I spent most of the day feeling like Artie ("Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay?") Fufkin in Spinal Tap because there weren't lines out the door and down the street and helicopters circling around trying to figure out why traffic on Divisadero stopped. Because that's what these four people deserve, if you ask me, and that we didn't get that makes me feel like I didn't do my job correctly and do me a favor, just kick my ass, okay? I'm not asking. I'm telling.

Anyway, I--hey, look! There they are again!

(I'm very happy that New Comix is shining above their heads; I just wish it was little bit more centered.)

Oh, and as a bonus, here's a picture of Graeme and Hibbs plotting to overthrow the world:

Anyway, those are the signing pix (I've actually got a pretty good crowd shot with Matt Silady talking to Ian Brill, and Kiel Phegley (who not only was a very nice and funny guy but also did a kick-ass job of covering APE for Wizard's website) chatting with Bill Roundy but couldn't quite figure out a way to work it into the post). My thanks to Kevin Huizenga, Hope Larson, Bryan Lee O'Malley and Gene Yang for their kindness, generosity and awesomeness. Having them at the store was a tremendous honor for me.

Dyn-ohhhhh-miiiiii... Oh, never mind: Graeme gets freebies.

The funniest thing* happened to me on the way to writing this post - I got called out by a publisher. Okay, not called out, exactly, but following my post about Savage Tales, the wonderful (and I'm not even being facetious) Joe Rybandt of Dynamite Entertainment and I ended up in an email exchange about just why I don't dig Red Sonja. Which resulted in his sending me some Dynamite books after I admitted that I don't really read them. And here's the punchline: I still don't like Red Sonja. But Battlestar Galactica? Not so bad. And The Lone Ranger? Really rather good.

When it comes to RED SONJA #21, I suddenly become a boyfriend trying desperately to get out of a relationship; it's not you, Sonja. It's me. Try as hard as I might - and I actually really did try, this time, surprisingly enough - I just don't get Red Sonja at all. I have problems reading it, literally; it's not just that the story doesn't make sense to me (Why are they fighting? Why do they all have cat heads? What's happening?), but I felt as if the typeface used for the lettering was chosen specifically to be hard to read, and the art is colored for maximum murkiness in far too many places. I'm sure that this book has its fans and that those fans have particularly good reasons to enjoy it, but for me it's almost entirely a confused Eh and no more.

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA #8, meanwhile, demonstrates why TV tie-ins are problematic for series with continuity as tight as this one. It's not that this book is bad, per se - the script has moments where it catches the tone of the television series, and even an act-break with a last line that could come directly from Ron Moore himself, and the art is still a little too colorful for its source but with the occasional good likeness, especially on Sharon and Adama - but the story just feels false because its scale is too large to have been ignored by everyone during the second and third seasons. Similarly, setting this mini in the middle of the second season robs what little dramatic tension it may have - We know that everyone survives and that nothing of import can really happen, because we've seen what happens for the next year and a half. It's a weird flaw for this Okay book, and one that is semi-addressed by the upcoming "Season Zero" series, set two years before the start of the television series.

(Yes, the reader will still know what ultimately happens to the characters, but starting at an earlier point adds a couple of interesting wrinkles - The fact that we know how the characters end up works in its favor because you have the whole "How did they get like that?" question, and also, a two-year cushion is enough time to make changes with the possibility of changing things back later...)

Season Zero gets a preview in Dynamite's Free Comic Book Day special issue, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: SEASON ZERO #0/THE LONE RANGER #0. The Galactica strip is more effective than the current series, partially because it's in an unfamiliar familiar setting - we know the characters but not really, just yet - and partially because Brandon Jerwa's dialogue fits what you expect better than Greg Pak's (Not so sure about the artwork, though; too Top Cow for my liking...). It's a high Okay, but the issue is well worth picking up for the Very Good Lone Ranger short. It's not high art, but it is a well-done, fun sampler for the ongoing Ranger series - It has a damsel in distress, kids in danger, a bad guy with a glass jaw and a funny last line from Tonto, pretty much all that I'd want from a Lone Ranger comic book, and done with some very attractive art from Sergio Cariello. Convincing enough, in fact, for me to want to see what the regular book looks like. Somewhere, Joe Rybandt is claiming victory, as well he should.

Just don't try to convince me that I should try to read Red Sonja again.

* - It's not actually funny, I know.

Hiros, Loglines, and Continuity: Hibbs continues 4/25

Tired. Just a quick in and out tonight. JOHNNY HIRO #1: there's a real charm in this what-appears-to-be-a one off from Fred Chao via Adhouse books -- it has heart, and a decent amount of craft behind it. I had two real problems with it, however. 1) The Pidgin English that Hiro's girlfriend speaks ("Why you wear my HELLO BUNNY slipper?"). I don't know, maybe its cool for the Asian-named Chao to use it, but it still made me feel all PC and squirmy inside whenever she opened her mouth. Problem #2 is a bit more serious -- nothing Hiro does has any impact on the story, in fact, the entire conflict utterly resolves itself without any need for action from ANYone, rendering it a fairly frustrating read, in a narrative sense. To a large degree, the comic feels like it was actually built AROUND the news article referenced right at the end, and while there's nothing wrong with that, it makes the whole thing feel like an exercise, or, perhaps, a notion, rather than a STORY. Still, it IS fun and charming enough, and it's rare to see an Asian protagonist like this in an "alt comic" kind of style (semi-Paul Pope-y), so let's go with a (fairly low) OK.

CROSSING MIDNIGHT #6: Either last issue or the one before, this book found its style and legs, and this issue, in particular, really grabbed me. I think this may, in fact, be both the most original Vertigo comic being published right now, as well as being the best Vertigo title under-issue-#50 (which are often different things, right?). The problem is, and I think it’s serious, is it really is difficult to "log line" this title. "25 or less words on what the book is about". "The last living man on earth tries to find his girlfriend", "what if all of the characters from the fairy tales were real, and living in New York", "in the near future a journalist reports from War-torn NYC", "A preacher, his hitman girlfriend, and a drunken vampire look for God, to make Him pay", and so on. I've got nothing HERE, and partly because it doesn't even seem like all of the pieces are up on the board quite yet. It is really REALLY hard to sell something if you don't have that log-line. Here's hoping I figure an appealing one out soon, because, like I said, this has turned into the best Vertigo comic in about five years. GOOD.

JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA #5: You know what might have been a very smart idea? Having the second part of the JLA/JSA crossover say ANYTHING about being the second part of the JLA/JSA crossover on the cover. Or, I'd even settle for the cover being thematically linked to last week's JLA cover. Rather than the (let's be honest) fairly boring black-background, "Alex draws YET ANOTHER identical cover" style that we've got here. I'm of the opinion that the LAST time he did this run of covers (on the previous JSA series -- there he drew the "old" JSAers, now he's drawing the "new" ones) that they really hurt sales because customers couldn't adequately differentiate between the covers, and weren't sure if they already had them or not. In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd guess he drew that last batch and this batch at the same time, and DC is running them only because they paid for them back then, and needed to get the cost off their books.

But then, I'm a cynical fuck.

Still, the INSIDES of this comic were fairly wonderful. This new artist, Fernando Pasarin, is really very very good. I wish the coloring was a little richer to bring out his work, but I seriously dug the art, especially that double-page spread of the (mostly) "classic" LSH lineup. I really like how you sort of get an idea of each of their personalities from body language alone.

There were some very fun character beats here (I especially liked the Reddy/Cyclone scene), and though I really and truly don't understand that shrine to the LSH in the Fortress -- since the currently published LSH series clearly isn't involving Superb*y, nor are these guys those guys, I don't think I'd be at all unhappy if they put that back into continuity.... if it could be done without breaking a whole lot of other stories. "And then the first Crisis hit and I never saw them again" doesn't actually cut it, as there have been post-Crisis legion-in-the-21st-century stories (Putting aside Booster Gold's origin, there's the L.E.G.I.O.N. stuff, with Tinya-from-the-future, and there was something like a year where the LSH/Legionnaires era was trapped here [and were instrumental in some other crossover.... Final Night, maybe? Or am I misrecalling?]. And I think there's at least two or three more I am forgetting. Sure this could be a "Superb*y punches a wall" thing (which would, by the way, SUCK), but if you're going to keep retconning, then they need to make it clear what the frak is going on. What IS continuity, and what isn't. Because I don't like this ever-changing backstory thing where being a long-time reader actually works AGAINST you -- and wow, I shouldn't have put that much text inbetween the dashes ("--") should I? But though I don't understand that shrine, I really did get a lovely tickle in my belly from it. I loved *that* DC Universe.

I should probably go read Alan Moore's first volume of SUPREME again to help me reconcile it, huh?

Anyway, although it makes my head hurt, I have to say I liked this issue a great deal. And I'll give it a probationary GOOD.

Fuck, 10:30 already. That's it from me. More tomorrow night.

What did YOU think?

-B

Anger is an energy: Graeme rants, then remembers he's supposed to review.

FALLEN SON: THE DEATH OF CAPTAIN AMERICA #2: So, the other day Hibbs and I were talking about the fact that it already feels like the death of Captain America is yesterday's news. It's not just that the news cycle has, unsurprisingly, moved on from something that happened, what, a month ago now? But there's also a sense that, as a fan, I'm feeling kind of washed out with the whole storyline already. Which, considering that Captain America #26 - you know, the issue immediately following Cap's death with his autopsy and everything - doesn't ship for another month or so, really can't be considered a good sign. It's not Brubaker's fault, of course; Ed wrote the issues without knowing that there was going to be such a reaction to the storyline, but also - and more importantly for the purposes of what I'm about to talk about - without knowing that there was going to be a five-part miniseries about the Marvel Universe reacting to the news slotted in between the issues, and that that miniseries would see its frequency shift from weekly to, apparently, every third week for some strange reason (Was it meant to become bi-weekly and then it missed a week or something...?), further pushing his intended-to-be-immediate-follow-up back and back again. But it just feels like a really bad decision on Marvel's part to have delayed Cap #26 this long. Captain America #25 came out seven weeks ago, already; never mind that readers are going to be bored shitless hearing about how dead Captain America is by the time that the following issue finally comes out, any and all new readers who may have been tempted to pick up the next issue and find out what happens in part two of the story - That is, if they haven't thought that part 2 was maybe in Civil War: The Confession, or perhaps Fallen Son #1 - will probably have either forgotten about it considering that they were tempted three months earlier or have given up waiting for the damn thing to actually appear.

It's sad, but not surprising that the desire to milk the event for all its worth is probably going to end up hitting the original book hardest in the long run. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that Cap #26 will have a higher readership than, say, Cap #24. But it'll definitely have a much lower one than it would've had it have appeared four weeks after Cap #25 and without six different tie-in books in between.

All of which is a long lead in to saying, Fallen Son #2? It's Okay. Jeph Loeb is much more comfortable with the set-up here, which mirrors both his parallel storytelling style of Superman/Batman and the classic Marvel set-up of superheroes dealing with big issues by doing mundane things. His dialogue still has the odd tics of the first issue, but filtered through a fairly passable Bendis impression, which was a welcome surprise. Ed McGuinness's art, meanwhile, continues to be an inflatable acquired taste, but it's one that I acquired years ago, and it's nice to see him cutting loose on superhero-on-big-monster action. It's nowhere near as bad as the first issue, perhaps because it's so much more of an old-school superhero book, and "anger" is a much easier concept to process in superhero terms than "denial" - but there's absolutely nothing about this book that says "You know what you need? Another three issues of this before the larger story can move forward."

Too Much Crossover: Hibbs starts 4/25

52 Week 51: Ah, the end is nigh. Quite a number of "happy endings" in this installment -- Buddy and Adam and whatnot -- and the solid point to the grand finale, in the form of the New Mister Mind. Frankly, I always liked the big glasses and the radio around his neck myself. Maybe I'm crazy, but the last few issues have been fairly satisfying, and I'm thinking we'll get a "good enough" resolution in... six days, sheesh. A lot of it is going to depend on just how the resolve the central "52" mystery (exactly 52 parallel worlds seems to a) miss the point of parallel worlds (that wouldn't even be three seasons of SLIDERS, would it?), and B) be a little too coincidental), but it seems that the latest issue of SUPERGIRL & LSH pretty much gives that away, anyway. All in all? GOOD. AMAZONS ATTACK #1: If a) I had the slightest idea what was happening in the setup (Apparently one NEEDS to read WONDER WOMAN #8 first... which isn't flagged either on the cover of WW or inside of AA itself), b) this (and WW3) didn't, by and large, feel like an attempt to preemptively kick the legs out from WORLD WAR HULK; c) felt this "mattered" at all -- since virtually no other book is tying into it, it can be "safely ignored"; d) felt like it had any narrative weight upon the DCU itself (the carnage we've seen in just the first issue would certainly make CIVIL WAR look like a liberal's wet dream when it came to Government reaction... esp. coupled with Black Adam and the IC Superboy actions recently from the DCU-bystander POV), then I probably would have really liked this.

It's reasonably well written (barring the smidge of introduction to edumicate people not reading WW what the hell is going on, and how Polly is back from the dead, anyway [from the "Our Worlds At War" crossover a few years back]), and, really, really nicely drawn (there's a real sense of scope on that first double-sized spread, ain't there?), but what kills it for me is my personal sense that DC editorial hasn't got the first fucking idea what to do with Wonder Woman, and appears to be casting blindly around for some sort of a direction that might resonate. Given how recently they just had gotten rid of the Amazons (A year ago this week in INFINITE CRISIS #7? Or do I misremember?), this seems like a pretty quick and absurd return for them. Everywhere I look, it sure feels like the DCU architects are saying "We have a plan!", then 3 months later its "Uh, that plan didn't work... we have a NEW plan!"

Basically, the fault of AMAZONS ATTACK #1 isn't anything in the execution of the book (except for the lack of explanation about some of the key plot points), but in the greater, ongoing problems of DC editorial and the direction and point of the DCU. That yields an EH.

FALLEN SON: AVENGERS: I didn't have a lot of faith in this, I have to say, going in, but as chapter 2 of a 5 issue mini (as opposed to the second stand alone issue, as the naming schema would seem to indicate), this moved along much better than I would have expected. The "Mighty" half was a little weaker on the theme, but Spidey and Logan's interactions were really Classic Marvel, and I liked it tons more than I would have thought. A strong OK

More tomorrow, what did YOU think?

-B