arriving 4/19

got some sort of a virus, tzipora has it too. dr. said "have to wait it out", fucking swell. ben, at least, is spared, and he's with grandfather today haven't slept more than 20 minutes at onmce in last 2 days. that's all

7 DAYS TO FAME #3 (OF 3) A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #32 (A) ANGEL OLD FRIENDS #5 (OF 5) ANNIHILATION NOVA #1 (OF 4) AVENGERS & POWER PACK ASSEMBLE #1 (OF 4) BETTY #155 BIG MAX #1 BIRDS OF PREY #93 BITE CLUB VAMPIRE CRIME UNIT #1 (OF 5) BOOK OF LOST SOULS #6 CAPTAIN AMERICA #17 CHICANOS #6 CONAN #27 CONAN BOOK OF THOTH #2 (OF 4) CYBERFORCE LEE CVR #2 DAREDEVIL #84 DEAD EYES OPEN #4 DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #339 EX MACHINA SPECIAL #1 (OF 2) FURY PEACEMAKER #3 (OF 6) GI JOE VS TRANSFORMERS VOL 3 ART OF WAR CVR A #2 (OF 5) GOON #17 HELLBLAZER #219 HORRORWOOD #1 (OF 4) IRON MAN #7 JLA CLASSIFIED #20 JSA CLASSIFIED #11 JUGHEAD AND FRIENDS DIGEST #10 JUSTICE #5 (OF 12) MAN-BAT #1 (OF 5) MANHUNTER #21 MARVEL SPOTLIGHT DANIEL WAY OLIVER COIPEL MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #288 NEW AVENGERS #18 NEW MANGAVERSE #4 (OF 5) NEXTWAVE AGENTS OF HATE #4 NIGHTMARES AND FAIRY TALES #16 PALS N GALS DOUBLE DIGEST #102 PARIAH #1 PHANTOM #10 RANDOM ENCOUNTER VOL 1 TP RED SONJA #9 RED SONJA CLAW DEVILS HANDS #2 (OF 4) RISING STARS UNTOUCHABLE #3 (OF 5) ROBIN #149 SABLE & FORTUNE #4 (OF 4) SCOOBY DOO #107 SENSATIONAL SPIDER-MAN #25 SENTINEL SQUAD ONE #4 (OF 5) SGT ROCK THE PROPHECY #4 (OF 6) SIMPSONS COMICS #117 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #161 SPAWN #1 IN 3D SPIDER-WOMAN ORIGIN #5 (OF 5) SQUADRON SUPREME #2 TESTAMENT #5 TRANSFORMERS GENERATIONS (IDW) #2 WITCHBLADE LEE CVR #97 WOLVERINE ORIGINS #1 X-MEN #185 X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL #4 (OF 5) ZOMBIE-SAMA #1 (RES)

Books / Mags / Stuff A NUT AT THE OPERA HC AWAKE FIELD HC BAKERS DO THESE TOYS BELONG SOMEWHERE HC BATMAN THRILLKILLER TP NEW PTG CBG 2006 COMIC BOOK CHECKLIST& PRICE GUIDE 12TH ED TP COMICS BUYERS GUIDE JULY 2006 #1618 COMPLETE OMAHA THE CAT DANCERVOL 3 TP (A) COYOTE VOL 3 TP CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP GN DOOMED MAGAZINE #2 EGO & HUBRIS MICHAEL MALICE STORY HC ESSENTIAL WOLVERINE VOL 4 TP FANTASTIC FOUR VISIONARIES GEORGE PEREZ VOL 2 TP GI JOE SNAKE-EYES DECLASSIFIED TP GIRL GENIUS VOL 4 TP GOLGO 13 VOL 2 GN GREEN LANTERN NO FEAR HC JAPANESE DRAWING ROOM GN JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED VOL 2 WORLDS GREATEST HEROES TP JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED VOL 3 CHAMPIONS OF JUSTICE TP JUXTAPOZ MAY 2006 VOL 14 #5 LITTLE LULU VOL 9 LUCKY LULU TP NEW MUTANTS CLASSIC VOL 1 TP OUTSIDERS CRISIS INTERVENTIONTP QUEEN & COUNTRY DECLASSIFIED VOL 2 TP QUEEN & COUNTRY DECLASSIFIED VOL 3 TP SAMURAI CHAMPLOO FILM MANGA VOL 1 GN SPIDER-MAN THE OTHER HC SUPERMAN IN THE EIGHTIES SUPERMAN RUIN REVEALED TICKING HC X-MEN AND POWER PACK POWER OFX DIGEST TP

And this one has video: Graeme's review of the 4/5 and 4/12 books.

Well, that was a surprisingly dull week. Well, in terms of single issues, at least – There were some good trades and graphic novels released, and if this was the world where I had more money than Donald Trump, I’d have been able to buy the lot of them. As it was, this is the world where taxes were due, so what can you do? Besides share the following, which has nothing to do with comics but may be the best thing SNL has done in years…

CRISIS AFTERMATH: THE BATTLE FOR BLUDHAVEN #1: There are parts of this that are so bad, you immediately start hoping that maybe the entire series is the result of some weird dare from Dan Didio to create make the second Infinite Crisis spin-off the shittiest book imaginable. There’s not even one thing that you can point to that makes it so horrible, because it’s all just so generic, from the way that Dan Jurgens gives everyone the same build and faces – with Speedy of the Teen Titans looking somewhat male in one panel – to the appalling dialogue that characters spout. “For the first time I feel like we’re actually making a difference in people’s lives instead of dealing with our problems.” “Come on, Titans. Let’s save some lives!” The fact that the majority of the characters in the book are brand new and have no introduction at all beyond large panels where they face the reader dramatically doesn’t help, either, especially when they define themselves in terms that make no sense to anyone. “The old Force of July is dead. We’re freedom’s ring.” Do those words even make a sentence that makes sense? The whole thing is made much more interesting – although not any more logical – by the exceptionally unsubtle political commentary running through the book: The government doesn’t care about the common man! Fighting terrorists is more important than freedom! The best way to explain this book is to ask someone to imagine those mid-70s Marvel comics where Captain America found out that Richard Nixon was the head of the Secret Empire, except without any redeeming features. Ass.

DETECTIVE COMICS #818: Meanwhile, over in Gotham City, things are continuing to lighten up. The main story is more or less filler in James Robinson’s reintroductory storyarc with only a couple of plotpoints, but it’s the back-up story that brings old-school Detective character Jason Bard into the thick of things that makes the whole thing worthwhile. Given the way that this issue ends, it looks like Jason’s going to be a mainstay of the Batverse for awhile – Hopefully Paul Dini’s got plans for him in his upcoming “detective stories for Detective Comics” run. Good.

EX MACHINA #19: Between this and last week’s Y: The Last Man, I can’t shake the feeling that Brian K. Vaughan needs to take a vacation. It’s not that there’s anything wrong with either series right now, more that there’s nothing special about them, either. Vaughan’s a very talented writer, but I feel that he’s gotten himself into such a rut with these two books that I could write an issue of either one right now: Opening scene should be something tangentally connected to the main storyline allowing for some exposition, before cutting to the main characters talking about someone or something from history. Put in some kind of dream sequence where the hero of the piece reveals some hidden piece of history in surreal form. Have another conversation between main characters where they argue because they’re both stressed and don’t really mean it. End with a cliffhanger full page splash. Repeat next month. And the month after that. And the month after that… Ah, well. Tony Harris’s art is nice, at least. Eh.

INFINITE CRISIS #6: Wait, so that’s it? Both of the bad guys were taken out by Superboy crashing into the tower and it explodes? I know that there’s another issue to go, but you can tell that issue #7 is going to be full of hugging and crying and everyone coming to terms with what’s just happened (Well, that and writing Earth-2 Superman out of continuity again). Given the year-plus of build-up that led to this issue, a feeling of anti-climax was all but guaranteed, but the action scenes in here were badly-paced and unclear, making it feel even more disappointing than it should have been. The more I think about this series as a whole, though, the more I like it, in particular the way that Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman have been dealing with their particular issues – Batman’s breakdown in issue 3 leading him to try and be a team player this issue, for example, or Wonder Woman’s confrontation with Earth-2 Wonder Woman last issue. The death of Superboy is a cheap ploy, and an unnecessary one – all of the heroes get to have more guilt, even though it’ll remind them what it means to be a hero, yadda yadda – because the quieter scenes have been the more effective ones here all along. The problem with this series, I think, has been that it’s been trying to do too much (the Spectre scene in this issue doesn’t advance the larger plot, because it has nothing to do with either the emotional or dramatic core of the series; it’s just there to justify the Day of Judgement miniseries) and not sticking with what Geoff Johns really seems to want to write. Or maybe I’m just reading into things based upon what I like. Okay, anyway.

NIGHTWING #119: Jeff and Brian handed me this book on Friday with a warning that the last panel was so incredibly disturbing that it single-handedly took what was already a slightly disturbingly bad book to a whole new level of ick. I believe the phrase “sloppy seconds” may have been uttered by Lester, in fact. Surprisingly, though, it wasn’t the tired “Jason Todd is trying to be Dick Grayson so much that he’s coming onto Dick’s one night stand-turned-boss!” non-cliffhanger that left the taste of vomit in my mouth as much as it was Bruce Jones’s general misogyny; all the women in this book either fall of Dick Grayson’s feet or else try to fuck him in a basement after giving him a job, while spouting dialogue so realistic that NBC’s popular sitcom “Joey” looks like a hard-hitting documentary about the sordid life of today’s actor elite in Los Angeles. I’m beginning to suspect that Bruce Jones may have some blackmail material on editor Nachie Castro that makes sure that some of this stuff sees print. Ass, and offensively so.

THE OMAC PROJECT: INFINITE CRISIS SPECIAL: In which Greg Rucka doesn’t just get to write one version of his traditional hard-assed hyper-capable woman who is in some way emotionally wounded, but two – Sasha Bordeaux, I expected considering her role from the OMAC Project mini-series, but the retcon that Fire from the comedy JLI was actually just pretending to be a bimbo for no immediately apparent reason back then and is, in fact, a highly-trained killer makes me think that Rucka has forgotten how to write any other type of female character (I’m not sure if Amanda Waller, who’s here to set up the new Checkmate series, counts, as she’s more or less reduced to a Barking Orders Generic Authority Figure for this issue). Money-making properties aside, I’m not sure why this book exists; the plot is as simple as “We have to switch off Brother Eye before he sets off an international incident!” “Okay!” “Phew, that was close!” with a side of “Hey, do you know we’re doing a new Checkmate series?” and the undoing of Sasha’s cyborg status, which was the one thing from the OMAC Project that seemed to be long-lasting… So… Okay? I guess someone probably liked it, somewhere. Eh for me, though.

SUPERMAN #651: Still One Year Later, and Kurt Busiek and Geoff Johns continue to impress with their take on where everyone in the world of Superman is at these days – The cliffhanger from last month’s Action leads to a couple of character beats that seem to throw a couple of potential future wrenches into where we all know the story is going, future bad guys are introduced, and the larger plot zigs instead of zags (Or maybe I’m the only one who expected Metallo to join in Lex’s army of supervillains). And that’s not even going near the return of the Prankster, who didn’t even annoy me as much as he normally does, so someone’s obviously doing something right (and not just Pete Woods, who is still putting out some great stuff). Good, and if anything, I’m even more curious now as to how and why Clark is going to get his powers back.

SUPER-SKRULL #1: Again, plot-mechanics take priority here as certain people act wildly out of character – Reed Richards would learn about a threat to the Earth and be content to let the Super-Skrull go into the Negative Zone on his own? Really? – just to get everyone where they need to be for the purposes of the story. Art that’s too cartoony for the story and cliched narration (“Because of the way I use my power, some consider me a villain. Others call me a hero.”) don’t help things any, and the net result for your worries turns out to be something entirely Crap.

YOUNG AVENGERS #11: I know that Jeff liked the way that this issue ties in with the rest of the Marvel Universe, but this issue felt like uncomfortable exposition central to me. This book has gone from being tied to Marvel history to being tied down by it, with all the potential of the first six issues being lost in a mess of continuity retcons and House of M tie-ins, and the shift to bimonthly status has shed whatever remained of the initial momentum. Just as the first arc of this book was the most promising launch of a Marvel book since Astonishing X-Men, so has the second arc been the biggest letdown. God, that’s depressing. Crap, sadly.

PICK OF THE WEEK is Superman, because Kurt Busiek wins, of course. PICK OF THE WEAK is Nightwing, because it’s one of those comics that you read and immediately wish that you could scrub your brain clean afterwards. The Showcase Presents Teen Titans collection was supposed to have come out this week, even if I couldn’t find it, and there’s no way that Bob Haney could’ve let me down with his 500-odd pages of desperately-trying-to-be-hep 60s lingo. That said, Brian Wood’s The Tourist graphic novel came out from Image this week, and between Toby Cypress’s incredible art and a story that takes place close to where I went to college, I find myself drawn to giving that my vote for Trade of The Week.

Next week: All-Star Batman #4 is due out, only four months since the last issue, and NBC finds themselves in a lawsuit from Disney based on the video linked above. I, for one, can’t wait.

Arriving 4/12

Jeff had it right that I'm out of the reviewing game this week (though, Ironically, had he not posted reviews I would have had forced myself to post SOMETHING tonight, just to avoid dead-air. Ladies and Gentlemen: Jeff Lester, His Own Worst Enemy!) (Right now, he's shaking his fist at me, muttering "Curse you, Hibbs!" And he's right, too!)

I'll actually be writing TILTING tomorrow moring. I have No Good Idea, as of this moment. I'm sure I'll wake up tomorrow with SOMEthing, but tonight? Not so much.

I will use this space to be a total old-school gamer, though, and tell you about the Ultima 5 (http://www.uo.com/archive/ultima5/) conversion/expansion for Dungeon Siege by the U5 Lazarus Project -- http://www.u5lazarus.com/

Dungeon Siege and Ultima are, pretty much, drastic worlds apart, and the way this all-volunteer team has adapted Ultima to the DS engine is nothing short of spectacular, frankly. It "feels" like an Ultima, and I haven't "felt" that way in a real damn long time.

u5 was oringally... well, stick figures, basically. So having the fully rotatable 3-D environment to see the Ultima world in is pretty cool.

It took, apparantly, 5 years for the volunteer team to do the conversion, and DS has gone from being a big hit to "oh yeah, that game was kinda fun" -- I'm pretty sure you can buy a retail boxed copy for like $10 -- and the Lazarus conversion is 100% free.

It's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever downloaded from the internet, if you ask me.

100 BULLETS #71 2000 AD #1478 2000 AD #1479 30 DAYS OF NIGHT DEAD SPACE #3 (OF 3) ACTION PHILOSOPHERS HATE THE FRENCH ALBION #4 (OF 6) ALICE IN WONDERLAND #3 (OF 4) AMAZING ADVENTURES OF THE JLA AMERICAN VIRGIN #2 ANNIHILATION SUPER SKRULL #1 (OF 4) ARCHIE #565 ARCHIE DOUBLE DIGEST #169 BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #203 BATMAN STRIKES #20 BATMAN YEAR ONE HUNDRED #3 (OF 4) BATTLE POPE COLOR #7 (wasn't #6 last week?) BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL #112 BONEYARD #21 BPRD UNIVERSAL MACHINE #1 (OF5) CABLE DEADPOOL #27 CAPTAIN ATOM ARMAGEDDON #7 (OF 9) CASEFILES SAM & TWITCH #23 CRISIS AFTERMATH THE BATTLE FOR BLUDHAVEN #1 (OF 6) DESOLATION JONES #6 DMZ #6 ESCAPE OF THE LIVING DEAD WRAPAROUND CVR #5 (OF 5) EXILES #79 FABLES #48 FANTASTIC FOUR FIRST FAMILY #2 (OF 6) FIRESTORM THE NUCLEAR MAN #24 FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #7 GIRLS #12 GREEN ARROW #61 GRIMM FAIRY TALES #5 HI HI PUFFY AMIYUMI #3 (OF 3) JANES WORLD #24 JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #243 LOVELESS #6 MAJESTIC #16 MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR #11 MARVEL ROMANCE REDUX RESTRAINING ORDERS ARE FOR OTHER GIRLS (this is #3 of, I think, 5) (why they can't just call it "#3", I do not know) MS MARVEL #2 NEW X-MEN #25 NIGHT CLUB #3 (OF 4) NIGHTWING #119 NOBLE CAUSES #19 PORTENT #2 (OF 4) SHAOLIN COWBOY DARROW CVR #5 SON OF M #5 (OF 6) STAR WARS BOBA FETT ONE SHOT STAR WARS REBELLION #1 STRANGERS IN PARADISE #81 SUPER BAD JAMES DYNOMITE #2 SUPERMAN #651 TAILS #3 (OF 3) THUNDERBOLTS #101 TRANSFORMERS INFILTRATION #4 ULTIMATE EXTINCTION #4 (OF 5) ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #93 UNCANNY X-MEN #472 WARREN ELLIS BLACK GAS WRAPAROUND #2 WILDCATS NEMESIS #8 (OF 9) X-MEN THE 198 #4 (OF 5)

Book / Mag / Stuff ALEX TP ANIMATION MAGAZINE MAY 2006 #160 ASTONISHING X-MEN VOL 1 HC BATMAN DARK DETECTIVE TP BATTLE POPE COLOR VOL 1 GENESIS TP (wasn't #6 last week?) CHICKEN FAT SC COMICS JOURNAL #275 CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS NOVEL TP DRAW #12 FEMME FATALES FEB MAR 2006 VOL 15 #1 & 2 FORTEAN TIMES #208 FREAK SHOW TP FRESHMEN TP G FAN #75 GHOST OF HOPPERS A LOVE & ROCKETS BOOK HC HARDY BOYS VOL 5 SEA YOU SEA ME GN HELLBOY VOL 6 STRANGE PLACES TP IRON MAN DEMON IN A BOTTLE TP JUDGE DREDD COMPLETE CASE FILES VOL 2 TP KODT BUNDLE OF TROUBLE VOL 17TP LEES TOY REVIEW APR 2006 #162 LITTLE STAR TP MAD KIDS #3 NAMELESS DIRECTORS CUT TP NANCY DREW VOL 5 THE FAKE HEIR GN OH MY GODDESS VOL 2 RTL TP ORIGINAL BONDAGE FAIRIES VOL 1 TP (A) PAST LIES GN PRISM COMICS LGBT GUIDE TO COMICS MAGAZINE 2006 (we got this last week, why are we getting it a second time?) RIDDLERS FAYRE VOL 1 VAULTS OF THE MIND HC SANDMAN PAPERS GN SCHOOL ZONE VOL 1 TP SHOWCASE PRESENTS TEEN TITANSVOL 1 TP STREETS OF DUBLIN SC SUPERMAN ARCHIVES VOL 7 HC TOMARTS ACTION FIGURE DIGEST #144 TOURIST GN TOYFARE MARVEL LEGENDS X-MEN CVR #106 WRITE NOW #12 X-23 INNOCENCE LOST TP X-MEN COMPLETE AGE OF APOCALYPSE EPIC BOOK 3 TP YOUNG AVENGERS VOL 1 SIDEKICKS TP

I don't know what I'm doing with the ASSHAT OF THE WEEK feature, since no one really said anything when I skipped a couple of them. But I do know I have one for you today: Robert Kirkman, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, it's not that that's the latest item shipping this week (there was something with a JUN code, that I only ordered a single copy of) (which is why I stopped reporting them -- Only really fun when it is someone you've heard of, right Mr. Schadenfreude?), it is that, ONCE AGAIN, Kirkman is short-shipping a book to bam out the paperback.

I mean, fuck me blind.

I don't know if Robert still reads the blog (he used to when he was breaking in -- he sent me email once upon a time), but dude, seriously, you can't do that. I don't know, it was like you were thinking that you "had" to have the BATTLE POPE trade out for Easter? But, really, you didn't (and you're going to Hell for thinking you did, young man)

[If you do read the blog still, or someone points you to this, contact me -- I'm pretty sure I can explain to you just how harmful your publishing pratices are.]

Anyway, what do you think about this week's pile o' books?

-B

I Knew This Would Happen...Jeff's Review of 04/05/06 Books.

I knew that sooner or later my weekend job would get extra-busy and piledrive me into the ground, and, of course, it happened on the same weekend as APE. And since Graeme didn't make it into the store Friday, I thought it unlikely he'd be posting his reviews over the weekend. (I don't know for sure, but I sort of imagine Graeme making his way around APE and the various parties over the weekend, mingling with the comix hoi-polloi. If so, maybe he'll get a chance to grace us with a report? Hey, I can dream, right?) And, of course, Brian's busy and preoccupied and, unless I'm remembering his schedule incorrectly, probably has a Tilting that he's working on this week.

But can I let this site lie fallow? No! Can I remember a damned thing about the comics I read on Friday? No! I mean, uh, mmmmaybe.... Let's see.

ANNIHILATION SILVER SURFER #1: Are all the chapters of this Annihilation epic going to look so scratchy? What happened to the Joe Sinnott-style Silver Surfer, who looked liked he'd been sculpted from buttery-smooth marble? It would suit some of the old-school style Surfer anguish being bandied about here, as he and other former Galactus herald Gabriel find themselves trying to distinguish the mass destruction seen here as different from what they used to enable during their glory days. I'm inclined toward Eh but that might change depending on how things develop.

DETECTIVE COMICS #818: The Ventriloquist is one of the few Batman villains created in the last twenty years that really seemed to stick. So if he's really been offed, as apparently happens here, just to make Two-Face seem like more of a badass, well, I think that's a really stupid move. Parts of this, combined with those One Year Later ads that show the bloodiest parts of the Infinite Crisis storyline, make me worry that the post-IC universe is going to be very, very Geoff Johns-ish, where the heroes are good and noble, and everyone else is going to be tortured within an inch of their lives. Yes, yes: all of you wishing to send me "Well, duh" emails, please form a line to the left. OK.

INFINITE CRISIS #6: There were some really cool bits here and there--all those earths and Luthor's glance at Earth-Prime which the artists nailed perfectly came to mind--but the whole thing is logging down with Superboy-itis. Why did weird stuff happen in the DCU? Superboy punched stuff. Why did a bunch of second string Teen Titans die and the Speedforce disappear? Superboy punched them. How does Luthor's impenetrable tower topple? Two Superboys punch into it. Is this a way to give the Siegel family a bunch of money since the entire miniseries spins around the actions of Superboy(s)? That'd be swell of DC, but it doesn't seem likely, does it? Eh, and, hey, what was up with that Black Adam-Psycho-Pirate scene? I mean, the fuck.

JONAH HEX #6: Supposed to be a wild, plot-spinning ride but it felt a little too hyper to me, like two isues jammed into one. I would've been more touched by Jonah's reunion with his long-lost love if I hadn't still been trying to figure out the whole plague-Apache-nuns-outlaw angle. The nuns are outlaws who fake a plague to keep the Apaches at bay, maybe? But...uh, why? Eh.

MARVEL TEAM-UP #19: I'm just enough of a Marvel fanboy to appreciate the idea of the Mandarin making a new ring out of a cosmic cube shard. I'm trying to think if there's been a single arc on this title I haven't ended up underwhelmed by, though. OK, but I'm pessimistic.

MARVEL ZOMBIES #5: Had almost none of the darkly amusing horror that made the previous issues so striking, and the undead superhero/supervillain fight felt like something Kirkman pulled out of his ass to either (a) pad out pages; or (b) delay his original ending to milk another miniseries out of this. And wouldn't that ending have had some punch if we hadn't seen the Marvel heroes chowing down on Galactus a few pages earlier? Just when Kirkman's almost proved me wrong to view all of his Marvel work as cynical hackwork, he busts out the ultra-cynical hacky ending. Awful issue, and dragged the whole endeavor down to Eh for me.

MOON KNIGHT #1: I really liked that reversal--didn't see it coming at all. The narration reads less like an authentic monologue and more like a chance for the writer to show us, honest, he's a fan of the character and he's done his homework--like a slightly klutzier Brad Meltzer--but the hook caught me. Let's see where it goes from here. Good.

OMAC PROJECT INFINITE CRISIS SPECIAL: Hibbs really disagreed with me, but this struck me as pooped out--although whether I mean that in the sense of "completely exhausted" or "fell out of somebody's butt" even I can't rightly say. Sasha is capable of being taken over by the OMAC satellite so she doesn't feel like it's a problem that she's the only one investigating the very same satellite? Hello, my name is Jeff Lester and I'm today's loser on 'Suspend Your Disbelief!' And unless Sasha's whining about how all the other heroes are dissing her is Rucka's clumsy attempt to bring DC Countdown full circle, I'd say that tune's a little played. Awful.

PUNISHER #32: The rich Masters of the Universe and the poor killers of color--if only this was being written by Tom Wolfe! Like last issue, I'm digging the art but kinda can't help but see one little flaw after another--the end of this issue would be evocative if not for the opening of the previous issue, it seems like. Eh, but you may feel differently, one way or the other.

REVOLUTION ON THE PLANET OF THE APES #3: An Ape-head like me really appreciates the love and respect this series is giving the original set of films, but each issue feels slight to me--as if they didn't have enough money to pay the artists for a full issue and kept wedging in text pieces to get by. I want this to succeed so badly, I can't tell if my OK is actually too optimistic or too pessimistic. I'm enjoying it but not loving it, is what I'm saying. But then, I didn't lay down a hundred-twenty-plus bones for the DVD complete edition, so obviously I'm a poseur...

TEEN TITANS #34: I thought Marvin and Wendy were funny, dammit. (And I assume that's one of the Wonder Twins robbing a bank.) But how many issues until Black Adam gouges their eyes out? Four? Five? Even worse, the strongest and most consistent hook this book had was Superboy and Wonder Girl's relationship--since that's now gone, I'm gonna need another emotional hook and pronto. Trying to second-guess who's in The Doom Patrol doesn't really cut it. OK.

THUNDERBOLT JAXON #3: Huh. I thought things would be a little further along by now. Bummer. Eh.

YOUNG AVENGERS #11: That Heinberg can mesh his story with so tightly with Marvel continuity without making it feel constricted by that continuity is a remarkable achievement. That Patriot is so dumb he takes a shot for the one Avenger who has a shield is also remarkable. Still, a high Good and my PICK OF THE WEEK.

PICK OF THE WEAK: I think maybe Mr. Rucka has burnt himself out on the DCU or something. OMAC PROJECT INFINITE CRISIS SPECIAL was so bad, I couldn't believe he wrote it.

TRADE PICK: Bupkis. I didn't delve into the week's selections very deeply, however. Someone'll come along with a good recommendation, I'm sure.

MANGA FIX: DEATH NOTE, volumes 2 and 3. Ohba and Obata have done a great job of crafting an absurdly effective cat-and-mouse tale with some genuinely creepy scenes. It's a little silly in its not-so-subtle-teen-pandering (The world's greatest detective! The world's deadliest killer! And they're both starting college!) but the way the creators take their premise and play it out is really, really enjoyable. Great stuff.

There. That'll give you something to chew on (at least until Graeme posts twenty minutes from now...). Now I can go read Jog and The X-Axis...

One Year (and a month) Later

So, listen, I’m not sure if I’m the perfect audience (long-time DC fan) or the deadly worst audience (long-time DC fan) for this kind of stunt – every “jumping on” point is equally a “jumping off” point, after all. Some mechanical stuff, first, I think… that “One Year Later” logo looks disturbingly like the “DC Bullet” doesn’t it? Plus, I’m of the mind that it was misplaced, in most cases. “Most” stores either rack with an overlapping top-to-bottom, or with overlapping left-to-right (We’re in the latter group) – this means that the single most valuable piece of “real estate” on the cover is the top left hand corner. Sadly, most of the OYL books have the logo in the middle-right… basically a terrible spot for the logo to “pop” off the cover. A banner would almost certainly have been more effective.

Now, sure, that’s almost moot, because pretty much all of the books sold out on the national level, but still, it’s basic Event Design.

Some (HI, D.G.!) have suggested that, perhaps, DC knowingly “under-printed” the OYL books, in order to get week after week of press releases out of it. While I find the rapid sell-outs at DC to be pretty fucking sad lately, I can’t go all the way to “on purpose”. Why? Because that would be FUCKING STUPID. If you don’t have stock on hand WHEN people come looking for it, then you’ve blown your best chance for a new reader. I also don’t believe that press releases on Newsarama (or whatever) really do jack shit for selling comic books (sorry, Matt!) – the people who regularly visit sites like that are either in the business (I personally check the major sites 3-5 times a day), or are the “Heavy Users” – those people who are already buying huge scary stacks of funny books, and who aren’t moving the needle very much on big events. They are ALREADY ON BOARD.

On-the-ground demand has been pretty heavy for the OYL stuff. I pegged most books at +20%, but, on most titles, I should have gone +30-50%.

What will be interesting is how much of this “growth” sticks at all – what is unclear is if these are OYL buyers, or if they’re genuine “samplers”, and, thus, how many of them will come back. When you add the crazy “Who The Fuck Knows” nature of the upcoming weekly “52”, it could well be an insane roller-coaster of trying to order DC comics in the next few months…

Speaking as a long-time DC fan (over 31 years of loving those characters), I’ve felt pretty cold to a lot of the OYL changes. Why? Well, part of it, I think, is that the “DC Universe” isn’t just about plot points, but about the accretion of familiarity and affection over a long period of time. Monthly hero comics are more like Soap Operas, than not, and there’s a certain amount of staidness I want as a reader. Superhero universes are sort of the equivalent of “comfort food” – Chicken Soup with Stars, or something.

OYL, of course, is trying very hard to not be Chicken Soup with Stars – several of the books seem like they’re trying to be Beef, Mango, and Rice soup, if you understand my metaphor – but even switching to Chicken with NOODLES would have been a big change, you know what I mean? The upheaval of the status quo means that the DCU isn’t (to change metaphors, suddenly) a comfortable old pair of shoes any longer – I don’t like the fit and feel of some of these new designs.

Ultimately, OYL makes us ALL strangers to the DCU – my 31 years of patronage really don’t seem to mean much any more than your “I just started reading with INFINITE CRISIS” tenure. Now, I’m sure Dan Didio will really embrace that – clean starting place for everyone, and all – but I tend to suspect that in the medium-run, it is going to be the long-term DC readers that will continue to be the largest portion of DC’s revenues, and that a significant percentage of the Grazers will wander back to their traditional pastures.

Part of the reason for that is that there’s really only 2 ways to do a OYL comic – either you a) completely shake up the status quo, so the book might as well be an all-new #1 anyway, or b) make it a mystery (“How did things get to be like THIS?!?!”) that makes filling in the backstory the driving narrative thrust. Problem is that mysteries get tired after a point (I suppose it is just possible for it to last, say, a year – but I think 6-9 months is about all of the patience that the audience is going to have.) (especially given how many books this is touching)

What I find… interesting? Ironic? Is that, so far, I’d call the largest successes of OYL to be the core Batman and Superman books, AS THEY (seemingly) TAKE THOSE CHARACTERS BACK TO THEIR PRE-EVENT STATUSES. The “un-Asshatting” of Batman, in particular, is both long-over due (I think he’s probably been going the wrong direction since, jeez “Knightfall” maybe? Though it really reached peak in “War Games” and “Omac”). Given that the universe probably rises or falls on the Big Icons, this is a positive and hopeful sign.

But, perhaps

Let’s get into individual titles, shall we?

Start with the Batman books. As alluded above, I thought DETECTIVE #817 was VERY GOOD, with BATMAN #651 probably in the GOOD range (there was some padding, I thought, on the latter)

CATWOMAN #53: used it’s OYL jump well, I thought – it really does feel like a year has past, but even older events are still relevant. I do think that it should be obvious to anyone (even, yes, the sad Angle Man) that Holly and Selina have different builds, but I guess that is comic books. Still, a promising new start: GOOD

NIGHTWING #118: Pure shit, as Dick seems as out of character as can be, and as editorial idiocy reveals the JT thing in the next issue box, but never mentions it in the comic book itself. Sad that he’s here, too – the story as left at the end of “Under the Hood” wouldn’t haven’t suggested this path to me. I’m also kinda annoyed that #117 ended with “Babs, will you marry me?” and #118 begins with Dick banging some anonymous redhead. Feh. CRAP.

ROBIN #148: Aside from the very very very clumsily staged opening (and thus the short-term plot of the book), I liked this more than I’ve liked the book in some time. Still, just OK

The Superman books were great, giving both SUPERMAN #650 and ACTION #837 VERY GOODs (though the latter sorta spoils IC #6, doesn’t it?)

SUPERGIRL #7: Oh, wait, this hasn’t come out yet. Ooops. I thought that was the whole point of shortening the Loeb run? For that matter, is #25 of SUPERMAN/BATMAN (though not OYL) going to come out in anything like a rational schedule, as it relates to INFINITE CRISIS?

Then into the general DCU…

AQUAMAN: SWORD OF ATLANTIS #40: Suffered a bit from ugly-in-places art, and there’s the somewhat…well, I don’t know, “derivative”? No, that’s not it… “Know ye, O Prince” narration, but this was probably the most like what I expected from OYL books – a radical rethinking of the base concept, and a strong new direction. I’ll go with a solid GOOD. Oh, and now that I’ve gotten home from unpacking the new comics, and have read #41 as well, yeah, AQUAMAN is what all of the OYL should have been, in theory.

BIRDS OF PREY #92: A bit clumsy, I thought – the Black Canary pages seemed like they belonged in another book, and I didn’t understand the “Jade Canary” thing, since Shiva wasn’t wearing that color. But, at least, Babs wasn’t running around in costume with her legs perfectly back (my biggest fear). A solid, if somewhat confusing OK.

BLOOD OF THE DEMON #13: Almost certainly the weakest of the OYL books – it felt like I missed 1, maybe 2 issues, not a whole year. No way this will make it past #24. Either a low EH or a high AWFUL.

BLUE BEETLE #1: OK, so not technically OYL (in fact, half of it was “pre-Crisis” – I guess Superboy punched something to explain the differences between the origin here and in IC), but, still it seems to fit. While I pretty much hate that new costume, and I’m very very confused as to powers (holding off a GL? Really?), I thought the human set up and reactions were pretty right on, and that this was a real enjoyable read. A very solid VERY GOOD, and a possible contender for PICK OF THE WEEK status.

FIRESTORM THE NUCLEAR MAN #23: I was a little dismayed that 1 issue after bringing back Prof Stein, he’s already gone, but the Firehawk thing was kinda cute, so there you go. Oddly, the was the sole OYL book for us that sold LESS copies than the previous issue. Couldn’t tell you why, however. Maybe too many changes too fast? I liked it OK.

GREEN ARROW #60: The first of the “did you see your own cover, man?” issues, wasting 22 pages to tell us what we already knew before we even opened the comic. Maybe it is me, but this also seems like the most unlikely/compelling OYL change. I mean, EX MACHINA works because it very much isn’t about super-heroes – I can’t possibly seeing GA either being believable or sustainable with the concept. Like when Luthor was President – that shit just didn’t WORK. I’ll go with a very weakly stated EH, close to AWFUL

GREEN LANTERN #10: Worked fine to give the sense that a geopolitical year has passed. Am very very worried about the “Sinestro Corps” idea. Wasn’t fond of the “Hal was a POW thing”, really, because wouldn’t one of a dozen other characters have come and rescued him? I’ll give it to Geoff, though, because this does allow him to neatly sidestep the tendency to make OYL stories a mystery ABOUT the lost year. I’m split between a very high OK and a very low GOOD though.

HAWKGIRL #50: Woof. That was…. Not very good. Between the art that was far too often phoned in stock poses and layout, and a script that seemed to be written to 8 year olds (“and then…” “…the lights went out!” ), this was almost an epic misfire. Or maybe I was anticipating it too much? Truly AWFUL.

JSA #83: Wait, a year passed? Honestly, it feels like Just Another Issue of JSA. I’m like a mad crazy JSA fan – on display in the store is a custom set of Matt Wagner JSA sketches (I’m, what, 6 short of the full set?), I was the biggest retailer booster of the characters at RRPs over the years, etc. – but, man, I just don’t care about the book any longer. And there’s a spin-off title too, yeesh. I’m Jumping Off here because it was just EH, just like JSA has been for nigh on a year (or more) now. (#84, which I just read tonight, cements that – double EH)

JSA CLASSIFIED #10: Much the same rant, with the addition that I like Paul Gulacy’s art on many things, but not on Superhero comics. On the very low end of EH.

MANHUNTER #20: Surprised me how much it felt connected to the (DC) Universe it actually felt. Problem is I still don’t find the base character to be all that compelling. OK

OUTSIDERS #34: Blech. Pretty much the only time “covert action” and “super heroes” has ever worked was in John Ostrander’s SUICIDE SQUAD. This is no SUICIDE SQUAD. AWFUL.

SUPERGIRL & THE LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES #16: Like GREEN ARROW, working to it’s last page, despite the cover. On the other hand, because the legion has changed a lot, and this might be the introduction of the “new characters” for a large # of people following Supergirl, that’s not necessarily a bad thing in this case. Still, “I’m dreaming you” better have something to back it up, Toot Sweet, cuz the next year being “is it? Isn’t it?” might just be too much to bear. Still, generally GOOD.

TEEN TITANS #34: I’m squeaking this in because I unloaded the comics today, and had time to read it. It didn’t ship in OYL month 1. (which, might I add, had 5 weeks in it!) Lots of big changes, but it looks like it is going route “b) make it a mystery (“How did things get to be like THIS?!?!”) that makes filling in the backstory the driving narrative thrust” with Vic as our POV character. What I will say is that I by and large think that TITANS is not X-MEN, and having former enemies join the teams as members just doesn’t work for this book. (despite not having read the next 4-6 issues!). Having said that, I liked quite a lot of this – especially the time-compressed first 3 pages from Vic’s POV, and I’ll be charitable and go with a low GOOD.

MM, that’s it then.

Hrm, for this week’s books (3/29) I liked ALL-STAR SUPERMAN #3 or BLUE BEETLE #1 or X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL #3 or FALLEN ANGEL #4 as my PICK OF THE WEEK. Listed in order of If-You-Held-A-Gun-To-My-Head, but take your pick, they were all terrif.

For the PICK OF THE WEAK I’m going to go with IRON MAN #6, not because it was that bad, really, but, because after the year and a half, or whatever it was, it left me saying “And that’s it?”

My TP/GN OF THE WEEK is the softcover of TRAILERS from NBM. Terrific little book with art by the love child of David Lapham and Terry Moore. Big-time recommended!

What did you think?

-B

Arriving 4/4

ANNIHILATION SILVER SURFER #1(OF 4)ANT #5 AQUAMAN SWORD OF ATLANTIS #41 ARCHENEMIES #1 (OF 4) BATMAN AND THE MONSTER MEN #6(OF 6) BATMAN SECRETS #2 (OF 5) BATTLE POPE COLOR #6 BLOOD OF THE DEMON #14 BLOWJOB #17 (A) BOMB QUEEN #3 (OF 4) BOOK OF LOST SOULS #6 CITY OF HEROES #12 CLIVE BARKERS GREAT AND SECRET SHOW #1 (OF 12) DETECTIVE COMICS #818 DOC SAMSON #4 (OF 5) DUEL #3 (OF 4) ED THE HAPPY CLOWN #6 (OF 9) EMO BOY #6 ENVELOPE MANUFACTURER #2 EX MACHINA #19 EXTERMINATORS #4 FRIDAY THE 13TH BLOODBATH #3 (OF 3) FRIDAY THE 13TH JASON VS JASON X #1 (OF 2) GI JOE AMERICAS ELITE #10 HARD TIME SEASON TWO #5 INFINITE CRISIS #6 (OF 7) JETTA RATE ONE SHOT JONAH HEX #6 JSA #84 JUGHEAD #172 JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED #20 KEEP #5 (OF 5) KEIF LLAMA XENOTECH #6 (OF 6) LIONS TIGERS & BEARS VOL 2 CVR A LAWRENCE #1 (OF 4) LITTLE SCROWLIE #13 LOONEY TUNES #137 MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #14 MARVEL TEAM-UP #19 MARVEL ZOMBIES #5 (OF 5) MASTERS OF HORROR #4 (OF 12) MOON KNIGHT #1 NEW EXCALIBUR #6 NEXT EXIT #8 NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST #2 (OF 3) NODWICK #32 OMAC PROJECT INFINITE CRISIS SPECIAL OUTSIDERS #35 PLANETARY #25 PUNISHER #32 PVP #25 REVOLUTION ON THE PLANET OF THE APES #3 (OF 6) SILENT HILL DEAD ALIVE #4 (OF5) SONIC X #7 SPIDER-GIRL #97 STRANGETOWN #1 STREET FIGHTER II #3 ALVIN LEE CVR A SUPERIOR SHOWCASE #1 SWAMP THING #26 TALES FROM RIVERDALE DIGEST #10 TEAM ZERO #5 (OF 6) TEEN TITANS #34 THUNDERBOLT JAXON #3 (OF 5) TICK DAYS OF DRAMA #5 TRANSFORMERS BEAST WARS (IDW) #3 (OF 4) ULTIMATE X-MEN #69 UNDERWORLD #3 (OF 5) WILDEREMERE WINTER MEN #4 (OF 8) X-MEN APOCALYPSE DRACULA #3 (OF 4) X-MEN THE END MEN AND X-MEN #4 (OF 6) [Did not Recieve today] X-MEN UNLIMITED #14 Y THE LAST MAN #44 YOUNG AVENGERS #11

Books / Mags / Stuff ASTRO GN AUTOPSYROTICA GN BEASTS AND PRIESTS TP CHALLENGERS OF THE UNKNOWN STOLEN MOMENTS BORROWED TIME TP ESSENTIAL X-MEN VOL 7 TP EX MACHINA VOL 3 FACT V FICTION TP GIANT ROBOT #41 HANK KETCHAMS COMPLETE DENNISTHE MENACE 1953-1954 HC HELLBLAZER PAPA MIDNITE TP JU ON VIDEO SIDE TP LAST ISLAND GN MAD MAGAZINE #465 MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR VOL 2 DIGEST TP MBQ VOL 2 GN METHOD MEAN LITTLE STORIES SC MIDARA GN (A) OCTOPUS GIRL VOL 1 TP OVERSTREET COMIC BOOK PG VOL 36 WONDER WOMAN SC PRISM COMICS LGBT GUIDE TO COMICS MAGAZINE 2006 RAMBAM THE STORY OF MAIMONIDES VOL 1 GN ROBIN TO KILL A BIRD TP SILVER STAR GRAPHITE EDITION STEVE DITKO THE THING VOL 1 TP TOM STRONG BOOK FIVE TP ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR VOL 5CROSSOVER TP

What looks good to you?

-B

I have now read the worst comic ever: Graeme's review of the 3/29 books.

It’s the little things, isn’t it? For example, listening to Brian Michael Bendis’s recent three-hour Q and A podcast the other day while on my way to work, I heard him announce that he is a massive fan of “Gilmore Girls”. All of a sudden, all of my previous dislike of Bendis’s work? Gone. Entirely. Because I, too, am an enormous fan of the show, despite Rory’s face, which looks like some weird Manga drawing come to life. But, hey! Arguably the most popular writer in comics likes the same shitty TV shows as me! I feel vindicated. While I’m talking about podcasts and everything, did anyone else listen to Lene Taylor’s interview with Rory Root? I think I have a new comics crush now.

ACTION COMICS #837: Hey, where’s the “One Year Later” comment at the start of the book…? Kurt Busiek and Geoff Johns continue their rehabilitation of the Superman characters, and in the process, make this book feel like the team-up Superman book again with the big name guest-stars. There’s something about this current take on Superman that feels fresh despite the fact that it’s just reusing lots of old Cary Bates (or earlier) ideas - Superman powerless? We’ve never seen that before! Lex Luthor claiming to be over Superman? I give it five minutes! – which is both unusual and pleasant to see. Even the cliffhanger at the end of the book has been done before, I think. It feels as if the books are moving forward again, in some way, and even if the final destination of some of these particular plots are obvious, it’s the execution that’s making me come back. If that makes sense. Good.

ADULT FRANKENSTEIN: You know, I knew that this was going to be bad. But nothing prepared me for just how bad this actually is. I mean, Jesus, this is really, appallingly, your-brain-may-leak-out-of-your-ears bad. Never mind any “Hey, how kitsch can something called Adult Frankenstein be?” type of thinking because, Holy Mother of God, this is so bad it goes beyond kitsch and out into some kind of quality wasteland where kitsch is the fairy tale that bad stories tell to their children to make them stop crying. When the porn content – you know, the actual fucking - is potentially the one redeeming quality of a book, then hopefully you get the idea of just how bad it is, especially considering that the porn itself is really shittily done porn. The stories are just the worst horror fan fiction ideas ever; you can imagine the writer’s thought process being “What if Frankenstein’s monster met [Insert other famous horror character of choice]? Well, they’d fight. And then some woman would appear and fuck one of them! Done!” Almost every single story in this book is exactly like that, and the ones that aren’t only have variations like “And then some woman would appear and fuck both of them!” or “What if we really shake things up and have the woman fuck someone and then they fight? GENIUS!” Ignore Jeff’s cruel attempt to convince some of you that this has its charms because of the John Buscema rip-off art; he’s just trying to trick you into wasting your money. What’s the worst rating that we can do here? Ass? This is Ass to the power of infinity. And then some.

Yeesh.

ALL STAR SUPERMAN #3: Everything is in place here: Grant Morrison is bringing his “Silly ideas that I play straight and magically become great stories” game, Frank Quitely’s art is as good as ever – and I loved Jimmy’s Signal Watch and want one for myself – and it’s another well-done one-issue-story that also moves the larger plot forward. But it really didn’t do it for me like the first couple of issues did. There were bits I really loved, sure, but I felt as if this was Morrison on auto-pilot at times in the dialogue, and there were was something about his portrayal of Lois that bugged me (I think it’s that she still thinks that Superman was only pretending to be Clark – It makes her seem willfully dumb, you know?)… It’s Very Good, sure, but a disappointment after the earlier issues of the book. Next issue has Jimmy Olsen as Britney Spears, though, so I have high hopes.

BLUE BEETLE #1: Excuse me while I go off here, but for the love of Pete: HOW HARD IS IT FOR PEOPLE AT COMIC COMPANIES TO REMEMBER WHAT THEY DID IN THEIR OWN BOOKS THREE MONTHS AGO? In the middle of this issue, we get a flashback to Jaime, the new Blue Beetle, finding the scarab for the first time. Sadly, we’d already seen Jaime find the scarab for the first time in Infinite Crisis #3, and it’s not the same scene. Yeah, yeah, I know, Superboy punched something. But still, it was only three months ago, people. Don’t be so sloppy. Apart from that, this worked for me despite itself – the opener with Guy Gardner attacking Jaime seems forced, as if there had to be an action sequence somewhere in the first issue so it might as well be with another hero to create “excitement” and “mystery”. The rest of the book, which is much slower in pace and mostly domestic world-building, is much more enjoyable and oddly reminiscent of the first few issues of Milestone’s Static, if anyone else besides me remembers that one… Right now, it feels like an Okay “teenager as rookie superhero book” that’ll be worth checking out every now and then, albeit one with amazing art from Cully Hamner, who hopefully won’t be signed to a Marvel exclusive and leave the book now that I’ve said that.

CAPTAIN AMERICA 65th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: I ended up reading this one twice, because the first time, I’d just read Adult Frankenstein and it made me not only hate this book, but all comics ever, and possibly myself as well. A day later and with things in better perspective, I took another pass at it, and what do you know? It’s not that bad after all. Not that it’s that wonderful, either, mind you. Despite the title, there’s no real attempt at celebrating any kind of anniversary in here; it’s just Ed Brubaker writing a Cap and Bucky versus the Nazis story, with Nick Fury and the Howling Commandos as guest-stars, but played straighter (and, to be honest, kind of duller) than you’d expect from Brubaker. You’d want a story where the Red Skull has a giant 500-year-old robot that fights Cap to really focus on that, instead of the lead up to said fight and Bucky fancying a German resistance girl, wouldn’t you? But you’d be disappointed here, considering the robot only gets a few pages and turns out to be worse in a fight than me. You’d also end up being disappointed by Javier Pulido’s art, which continues his slump into a simpler style that’s not as effective as his old stuff (Marcos Martin, who co-illustrates the book, does some great stuff, though). Okay, but it could have been so much better.

CONTINUITY GN PDF: Did anyone else end up downloading the complete PDF for AiT’s next graphic novel this week? It’s an odd promotional tool, I think. Sure, potential customers get to try the whole thing before they pay for it, but that also means that people who were on the fence have the opportunity to read the whole thing for free and spend their money on something else… Being a behind the scenes geek, I really want to know what the orders are going to be like as a result of this, and see if any other publisher follows Larry’s lead if it’s shown to “work”. As for the graphic novel itself, it’s as interesting as the promo; if most AiT books are movies like Armageddon or something, this is Minority Report - There’s definitely a Philip K. Dick quality to it in terms of plot, but with a more mainstream execution than Dick’s own writing (the ending, which admittedly confused me because I am a dull and simple lad, is more upbeat than something Dick would’ve written, for example). It’s something that sticks in your head (which may explain why Larry released the full PDF preview, because it’s not as simple a sell as the high concept books like Astronauts in Trouble or even Demo); when I read it first, I didn’t like it, but the more I think about it, the more it grows on me. Good although I may end up at Very Good if I keep thinking.

FANTASTIC FOUR #536: Finally, an FF book for people who want to read a badly-paced, mean-spirited story featuring the characters. For anyone who picked this up, did you notice the really strange stretch of three pages in the first half of the book where every page ends with a stilted line of dialogue that’s clearly meant to imply that bad things are about to happen (“That’s where you’re wrong, Ben - - Dead wrong.” “S.H.I.E.L.D. can’t get here in time… Same for conventional ground forces… But I’m not sure it would matter, not against them - - Not against Doombots.” “We can deal with that later, Sue. Right now - - I’d say we have bigger fish to fry.”)? You can tell what JMS is trying to do, but it doesn’t work; instead of building tension, you end up being bored and just wanting the big reveal already. Except that the big reveal is already on the cover, so there’s no tension whatsoever. When the last page of the book comes, the full-page panel of Thor’s hammer is entirely anti-climactic, just like the return of Doctor Doom – Wasn’t he dead? No-one seems that surprised to see him running around again, and the terrible dialogue (“Doom! But, it’s - - It’s not possible!”) is entirely undermined by the lack of expression in the corresponding art, which just has Mister Fantastic looking slightly bored, so maybe everyone knew he wasn’t dead. That’s what I get for not reading all of Mark Waid’s run. In fact, this may be one of the most boring “event” books I’ve ever read. It’s not all JMS’s fault, though; Mike McKone may be many things, but something he’s not (at least, not here) is dynamic. His action sequences seem very static, and his characters hardly emotive. I seem to remember his Teen Titans work being better than this, so maybe he’s just been anaesthetized by the script. Awful, and not a good sign for Civil War, if this is part of “The Road” to it.

(Oh, and the Thor revamp? Set up on the second page, fairly obviously.)

GREEN LANTERN #10: My pet theory that Geoff Johns has been playing for time and waiting for the One Year Later jump since around issue 3 of this series seems to be paying off, as the series stops with all the generic plots that could’ve been done elsewhere and starts doing Green Lantern-centric stories again. There’s perhaps too much going on in here, and the storytelling is slightly muddy, but Johns gets his subplot on here, laying groundwork not only for future GL, but also 52 (An international Superhero “Freedom of Power” treaty? The Global Guardians, apparently with Jet, the dead New Guardian from the ‘80s on the team? Sure looks like her. The Sinestro Corps?) while also establishing a new status quo for Hal Jordan as former prisoner of war and current military hero, bizarrely enough. Surprisingly Good, but that may be colored by my relief that things are finally happening again.

(Also interesting – Hal Jordan, like Dick Grayson, is introduced in his OYL book the morning after a one night stand with someone who he doesn’t know the name of. It felt odd when Nightwing did it, but now that it’s happened here as well, I wonder if this is some strange DC-wide “Let’s make our heroes seem more masculine – Women throw themselves at them” meme. I find it somewhat misogynistic and it makes me think that the characters involved all seem kind of dickish, but I’m a fan of Gilmore Girls, so what do I know?)

NEW AVENGERS: ILLUMINATI: There’s really too much text on this cover, you know. It makes it look like the book’s title is THE ROAD TO CIVIL WAR: THE NEW AVENGERS: ILLUMINATI. There’s probably a “Well, it is a Bendis book, and he’s really wordy” joke to be done now, but I’ll let you have that fun yourselves. As someone who has a problem with Bendis’s dialogue – it reads as overly writerly and unnatural to me; people don’t talk with the rhythm that he uses, and his hand is obvious too often, as characters become mouthpieces for whatever plot point he’s trying to reach – this book was never going to be my favorite thing, but I really didn’t expect the awkwardness of the last six pages of the story here. As Jeff says, it comes across as a tacky way to show how this book is supposed to lead into Civil War by having Iron Man predict the opening of Civil War in amazing detail (Something that Marvel hammers home by then running a preview of those Civil War pages immediately after the end of the story. And how many times can I write Civil War in one sentence?); it’s entirely unnecessary and overplays what otherwise might have been a more subtle lead in. And what’s with the characters referring to comics by their titles? When Iron Man starts reeling off recent Marvel comics (“House of M, Nick Fury’s Secret War, the 198…”), you almost expect him to turn to the reader and say “And the trades of each of those stories are available where you bought this very comic, true believer!” It’s Crap. Alex Maleev’s art is nice, though.

Two bad lead-ins to Civil War in one week. That’s not a good sign.

OR ELSE #4: In which Kevin Huizenga goes insane in a good way. I have a sick wrong love for the Monkees movie Head, and this issue of Or Else, I’ve convinced myself, is the comic version of Head. It has the disjointed and disorientating quality of the movie, as well as the satirization of media and corporate cultures that, in the 1960s saw Jack Nicholson writing a movie where Frank Zappa and a talking cow tell the Monkees that they’re part of the machine, man and now has Huizenga remixing drug ads with comic culture (“Ask your doctor for more information. See our ad in The Comics Journal. Side effects may vary: difficulty breathing, heart attack, nausea, angst, schaudenfreude, rabies, reactionary politics, or shyness.”). It’s a break from the feel of his previous work, but not the technique, and it makes me worry for how Huizenga’s doing at the same time as marveling at what he’s doing. Excellent.

SUPERMAN/BATMAN #24: Just like Or Else #4, a stunning attack on corporate… Oh, okay, not really. There was an interview with Jeph Loeb somewhere where he admitted that the death of his son Sam hit his work hard, and that really shows in the current run on this book. It’s entirely lacking in the joy of the earlier issues, and instead just goes through the motions of “Well, they’d never expect this!” without any heart to back it up. There was, despite what many people will tell you, a plot and internal logic to the book up until the return of Ed McGuinness, but since then, it’s been people hitting each other and shouting and things happening for no reason, with unexplained plots apparently headed towards “Well, the Joker had godlike powers, so that’s why nothing makes sense” resolution. Sadly, Awful.

X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL #3: I think I’m immune to Peter Milligan. Everyone I know seems to love this book, and I really get nothing from it. I don’t even dislike it, it just leaves me entirely cold. The most interesting thing for me about it is wondering why all the art seems so blurry. Go with Jeff’s review; he doesn’t have the same malady of Milliganitis that I do. For me, though, the very definition of Eh.

PICK OF THE WEEK is Or Else #4, because Kevin Huizenga’s pain at the way the world is is my entertainment. Cheap holidays in other people’s misereeeeeeee! And, yes, I know it’s under Books/Mags/Stuff on Bri’s list, but I’m still picking it, Goddammit. PICK OF THE WEAK is Adult Frankenstein, because, well. Just because. Trade of The Week that isn’t Or Else is probably the Trailers book from NBM that I haven’t finished reading yet but am enjoying greatly (Ignore the terrible cover and take a peak inside; it’s much better than the cover implies). Continuity doesn’t count because it’s not officially released yet, and the other trades I’ve been reading this week – Supreme Power volume 1 (which, despite Bri’s attempts, I still really dislike. I just don’t get the point of it. Why bother with “What if the JLA happened in the real world?”? What’s the point?) and the first hardcover Nexus Archives, which I’m loving much more than I’d expected – aren’t new releases… I’m apparently in a collections frame of mind these days and freely admit it; I’m pissed off that someone got those cheap secondhand NewXMen hardcovers from Green Apple before I had the chance to get back to the store with enough money to pick them up myself. If you’re reading this, whoever did it, then you should take them back to the store right now and tell them that they should only resell them to me. You know it makes sense.

Jeff's Reviews of the 3/29 Books....Or Are They??

I realized when I sat down to write this that it's April 1st and at first I thought "hey, wouldn't it be hilarious to write these reviews and completely make shit up!?" But you know, the occasional Google Romance aside, I'm not the biggest fan of April Fool's Day stuff, on or off the 'Net. Part of that is my general inclination toward the "bah, humbug" state of mind, and some of it is I just recently had to wipe the egg off my face after gleefully telling my wife about that whole "exploding space tits" story. I think the Internet and British tabloids should be exempt from April Fool's Day shenanigans because for them, every day is April Fool's Day.

So I scrapped the whole phony review idea (or....did I????) and what follows are my genuine reactions to this week's books (or....are they????)

[Note: they are.]

ACTION COMICS #837: Didn't enjoy this as much as the previous issue but it's still fun. I was mildly annoyed with the special guest-stars and the ending this ish because, I dunno, the idea that Superman loses his powers means 90,000 guest stars have to come in and save his powerless hash is kinda played out. Aren't the DC books strong enough that we can have a gripping story without having a superpowered cameo of some kind to fulfill the requisite formula? Apprarently not. Good, but as you can tell, that kind of thing bugs me.

ADULT FRANKENSTEIN: I know Graeme's gonna review this (and I can't wait!) but I had to chip in my two cents since I read it at the store. The author deserves some credit for knowing what he likes (short "stories" in which Frankenstein fights monsters and usually gets a blow job for his troubles) as well as his versatility--we start off with the Monster encountering Dorian Gray and end with him transcending Hell to become one of Lovecraft's Undying Ones--but it's one of the other artists in the book that really made this for me. There was some article in the Kirby Collector about the big influence Buscema's Silver Surfer had on European artists, and by God, one of these guys is here, swiping from The Silver Surfer and occasionally Conan and then throwing in awkwardly drawn choads and sketchily exposed bosoms all over the place. If you ever wanted to see Buscema draw pr0n, or just wanted to someone so obsessed with Buscema's style they even draw pr0n in that style, this is pretty god-dmaned unmissable. Good, in a very wrong and ghastly kind of way.

ALL STAR SUPERMAN #3: I got my email last night from the Internet Critics' Cabal with a guideline of recommended superlatives for this issue, but I forgot to forward it to my work address. I thought this issue was a lot of fun, and funny, and forgive issue #2 for its unwillingness to try and give Lois's paranoia any credence. I see now the art, like the original Silver Age stuff, needs to be constantly well-lit, straight-forward and upbeat because otherwise an issue where Samson and Atlas show up to compete for Super-Lois's affections just wouldn't work. And also as with the Silver Age stuff, I think the art heightens the poignance and/or tragedy lurking as subtext--there's some sort of "sad clown" effect the team is trying for in this work that's really kinda enjoyably odd. For whatever reason, a lot of the books I read this week had sections where the pages stuck together and I'd misread a sequence, and that happened to best effect here where a page ends with Superman telling Lois there's something he's wanted to do since he first met her, and then I ended up on the final page of the story, which made me go, "Well, that's weird but very, very clever." (The way it's actually supposed to read is pretty good, too.) Yup, it's another Very Good issue of this book. Well worth your time & dime.

BLUE BEETLE #1: It's weird the shit that'll hook you on a book--after that scene with the three kids cracking on each other with some actual wit, I was all-in. Giffen and Rogers have crafted a teen protagonist who seems genuinely smart and decent and a teen without going overboard--there is no Poochie effect here--and the art is strong and clean. Where it'll end up is anybody's guess, but this was a Very Good first issue and I hope it holds up. It could end up being the perfect complement to Ultimate Spider-Man and that'd be a great thing to have on the market. Fingers are officially crossed.

CAPTAIN AMERICA 65TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: I would have preferred this without that little epilogue. Because this special works really well as its own little thing, a neat bit of retro thrills with Javier Pulido and Marcos Martin doing a very Darwyn Cooke-ish take on the art, while the story works in bits and pieces that'll pay off in the current arc of the regular title. But that two page epilogue kind of oversells the tie-in angle, and kind of undervalues the retro thrills end of the deal. Don't get me wrong, I'd still give it a Good but I'd think anyone who picks this up would already be on the CA-Brubaker love train and wouldn't need that extra bit of hard sell at the end.

EAST COAST RISING VOL 1 GN: Becky Cloonan kicks out all the jams and damned if it isn't lovely as all hell: the first six pages are a damned delight as she takes the Paul Pope influence and kicks it up to eleven. And elsewhere her storytelling choices are just superb, slicing up panels like a Comics Iron Chef to nail the impact she wants without being overly showy about it. Artistically, this is incredibly capable work and it gave me the same brassy excitement I got from Sharknife.

Story-wise? Meh. It starts late, dawdles in the middle, seems content to coast on one good joke at the expense of New Jersey until it's not funny, has a great mythos but flat characters unable to inspire interest past their basic visual designs. It's meant, like Sharknife, to be a fun story, and I derived a good deal of enjoyment from listening to the duelling pirates squabble like children on a playground before fighting off a sea-monster that looks like it came straight from a biker's bicep. It was, in its own indie-manga way, intensely Bruckheimerian and depending on how much you like spending your money on empty bombast, you might like or even love this. I thought it was OK, at least, but I was hoping I'd see Cloonan's formidable chops on a story I could care about--or that I at least thought was headed for another big action setpiece perpetrated on something other than ciphers. That would be something really worth getting excited about.

FANTASTIC FOUR #536: God, Mike McKone has this awesomely clean line and a really traditional way of drawing Marvel characters--reminds of John Romita, Sr., in some ways--so why have all the action scenes on his run been so underwhelming? Are the scripts too jammed? Because you'd think a fight scene with the FF, the Army and the Legion of Doombots would have a little, I dunno, zing to it. Instead, there's a cramped half-page panel that looks like something out of Scooby-Doo where everyone's piled on top of each other. Also, isn't Dr. Doom in, y'know, Hell? In magical human-skin armor? As indicated by the run of creators just previous to this? If that's dealt with next issue, fine, but don't just plunk him down in the middle of a bunch of Doombots and not expect some confusion is what I'm saying. Sub-Eh, at best.

IRON MAN #6: Man, if those six issues had come out within six months of each other, what a knock out that would have been. But spread out as they've been over a year and a half, there's something underwhelming about it--odd since the delays between stuff like the Kevin Smith/Quesada issues of Daredevil, and the first arc of The Ultimates, arguably helped those books seem better to me (something to do with outlasting both the swell and backlash of public opinion so that each issue wasn't either overhyped or overdrubbed). This is a really amazing revitalization on Ellis's part of Iron Man--recreating the character so that he's the same but different, and with a very clear set of motivations, interests and passions--and I'm sure that trade'll be great, but I really can't see why these six issues took a year and a half. The art looks rushed, the story itself isn't particularly tricky and, in the end result, it's just an Iron Man story. A good one, but never has a better subliminal argument to wait for the trade been put into the marketplace and that's a shame.

MARVEL ROMANCE REDUX GUYS & DOLL: Jeff Parker has an unfair advantage here since he's dialoguing an early '70s romance story laid out by Jim Starlin which I'm guessing would be hilarious reading in its own right. But nonetheless it's either Parker's or Jon Lustig's story for the win as they both had more going for them than making fun of awkward panel transitions. This issue confirms what I've suspected for some time now: Frank Tieri is the Fozzie Bear of Marvel Comics. Desperately unfunny, particularly because he's utterly sure he's hilarious, Tieri's redialoguing of a gorgeous John Romita story is embarrassing in its lack of humor. Since the highs aren't quite as high as last issue, and the lows are much lower, I'll call this OK.

NEW AVENGERS ILLUMINATI SPECIAL: Unsurprisingly, Hibbs, not much of a Marvel fanboy, didn't mind this and I, an old-school Marvel fanboy, did. Because, wow, the idea of this secret community of Iron Man, Reed Richards, Black Bolt, Sub-Mariner, Professor X and Doctor Strange shreds so much post-Kree/Skrull War continuity--essentially any story where any two of the characters listed above appear after that now makes officially no sense--but also because the idea is just so ineptly handled. Do we see this secret society controlling either Jack or Shit during their time together? No, in fact, the three meetings depicted herein may have well been the only time these characters have met, such is the level with which Jack and Shit trammel the Marvel Universe. Throw in a really tacky scene where Iron Man, "Futurist" predicts six pages of the first issue of The Civil War ("...and because I'm a futurist, I can predict with confidence that young hero will have a 'Speed' in his name. Yes. Perhaps 'Speed Racer?' Or maybe Keanu Reeves, the star of 'Speed?' The spirits--er, I mean, the future--is unclear...") and I think we're in for another plot-hammered Marvel event. I can't totally hate any comic in which nay-saying Namor turns out to be the sharpest thinker, and the art does a great job making a series of conversations feel dynamic, but I can come pretty close. Awful stuff.

SENTRY #7: In a way, it's too bad Steven Seagle already wrote It's A Bird, because Paul Jenkins is a million times better writing stories about what superheroes mean to ordinary people than he is writing stories about superheroes. If this story had played with the metafictional conceit more bravely, he could've had it both ways and delivered something very complex. But now it all falls on whatever the special message is The Sentry "must not hear"--the entire eight issues depends on how well Jenkins can pull off that last issue gambit. Based on the first seven, I'm not very hopeful. Eh.

STAR WARS RETURN OF TAG & BINK SPECIAL ED #1: It's a single joke--whenever there are two characters in the original trilogy whose faces are concealed, it's Tag and Bink--but it's one that still amuses me, God help me. (Finally, Boba Fett's lousiness in Return of the Jedi explained!) And yet, the art tries too hard to be wacky, the story is slight, and it's a little over-priced. OK but maybe how big a Star Wars nerd you are may raise or drop that grade a smidge.

SUPERMAN BATMAN #24: When I asked Hibbs about a continuity error in this, he just shrugged and said, "Superboy punched something." Which then became the running joke of the day, explaining continuity problems in other books, shit we couldn't find around the store, and so on. I almost prefer this to the "Joker is god" excuse DC authors pull out when, as here, they realize their story makes no sense whatsoever. It took twenty-four issues and I don't know how many years for this book to go from "enjoyably demented" to "forgettably cheap." I couldn't give a good god-damn how this story ends up and that's a drag. Truly Eh.

THING #5: What, I forgot to read this? Dammit!

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #92: Probably the most effective comic with more than two superheroes in it Bendis has ever written. Good.

X-MEN DEADLY GENESIS #5: A miniseries so well integrated into the events of current X-Men continuity, than feels more like reading an issue of Uncanny X-Men than Uncanny does. And I like it, despite never really giving a shit about the third Summers brother, which is maybe like what I like about it. I'm curious to see where it ends up, and hope there are some decent twists in the final issue. ON the high side of Good.

X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL #3: Not everybody loves a G.W. Bush slam (although I do) but c'mon, that's just so damn silly, it's hilarious. And then there's more hilarity on top of that with scenes between Tike and Miss America, or Night Rider and Piano Man, or, or, or... Milligan goes way over the top here and it's eleven kinds of snarky (what does it say about Milligan's opinion of superhero comics when fights between costumed heroes is the only enjoyable activity in Hell?) but Christ, I liked this. Very Good.

WALKING DEAD #27: I forgot to read this too? Double-damn!

PICK OF THE WEEK: It should be All-Star Superman #3, really, but I'm gonna give it to Blue Beetle #1 in the hopes that it goes on to fulfill all of its amazing potential and that people actually read and buy and support it as it does. I may be an April Fool, but I'm a foolishly hopeful Fool as well.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Again, should be New Avengers Illuminati but it's one of the few times in recent history Namor was an interesting character. I'm gonna give it to Superman/Batman #24 because it's not like I expect much from the book and it can't even give me that way. I shudder in despair to think of what's going to happen to The Ultimates...

TRADE PICK: What didn't I pick up this week? The BANANA SUNDAY TPB is great; I picked up the last volume of BATTLE ROYALE (now I'm gonna read the whole thing, all in one go); EAST COAST RISING (see above); ESSENTIAL NOVA VOL 1 TPB; the two volumes of IRON WOK JAN, that second Marvel Masterworks volume of Golden Age Comics; OR ELSE #4; and the TRAILERS HC. I spent so much money this week, it was kinda appalling.

MANGA FIX: Since I've become such a manga junkie over the last year, I decided I'd split this into a separate section although my recommendations should be taken with a grain of salt (I was really relieved to find out Brad Curran ended up enjoying Monster after all). Nonetheless, Hibbs turned me on to Tsugumi Ohba & Takeshi Obata's DEATH NOTE from Viz, about a teenager with a demonic notebook that allows him to specify who dies and how. Before picking it up, I was sure this book would go kid-kills-the-high-school-bullies route but instead it takes a weirdly satisfying turn as he decides to kill off all the world's criminals, and from there gets even weirder and more satisfying as it turns into a deadly battle of cat-and-mouse between the teen and the police forces of the world (led by the world's greatest detective). There's eleven million ways this could go wrong and so far (I'm only two volumes in), Ohba & Obata have neatly avoided every one of them. If you're looking for another strange and compelling read, check out the first volume of DEATH NOTE. I'm grooving on it.

And there you have it. Oh, and happy 17th anniversary, CE! Long may you wave and all that...

What Hibbs thought of 3/22 books

Lost more time than I thought I would this week – got the order form done pretty early, but Rob got sick on Monday, killing my afternoon that I planned on writing. So, AlphaSmart at the store’s counter, while the rain pitter-pats down outside. Been open 45 minutes, and we’ve yet to have a customer yet. Good for writing, poor for the pocketbook. I studiously avoided going to the site in the last few days, but I’m going to go ahead and assume that both Graeme and Jeff have posted reviews this week, making this the rare hat trick. Unless they didn’t, in which case… never mind.

(If I read their reviews, it usually kills my interest in writing any of my own)

Next week, I think, I’ll do a big One Year Later review – although we’ll still be at least one book short (TITANS isn’t shipping this week). This is why you’ll see no DC reviews this week,

So, what shall we talk about? Well, in no particular order:

CYBERFORCE #1: Actually, I didn’t read this, but, as a retailer, I really wonder sometimes what Top Cow is thinking with their trade dress. Their TPs have “Top Cow” taking up nearly a third of the spine, in bright yellow, sticking out more than the name of the actual work. And now their periodicals have a massive TC logo nearly as visually dominating as the title of the book. Do they think that general readers give a fuck? I mean, I sell more dollars from say Lightspeed or Airship in an average month (both of which have switched to TP-only, no more serialization) than I do of the entire TC line combined. Go figure. I think this branding chases more people away than it attracts, especially because “Top Cow” isn’t descriptive of, well, anything much at all…

GUN FU SHOWGIRLS ARE FOREVER: Cute little hip hop Bond pastiche thingy, but I was a little surprised to see the credits claim that Dave Sim was a co-scripter. Maybe some of the accents or something? Didn’t read much different than the first GUN FU comics. Either way, fairly clever stuff, but I think I’d lose interest fast if this was a monthly. As a “once in a while” release, this was a solid OK.

FUTURAMA #24: I laughed, I cried, I kissed $3 goodbye. Well, I laughed, at least, which is what you want in a humor comic. A low GOOD.

RED SONJA #8: I also didn’t actually read this issue, but that’s more because they’ve just been jamming them out so fast lately, trying to “catch up” to schedule, rather than just redoing the schedule itself. Sales are also dropping really fast for us, so it seems I’m not the only one. I’ve also had a lot of complaints from customers getting confused by the multiple covers, and buying some issues twice. *sigh*

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #530: Beyond the fact, I really don’t buy the set-up – I mean, what with Peter and MJ living in Avengers Tower, and Peter having the “Iron Spider” suit, you don’t think that some investigative reporter isn’t going to figure the connection out, toot suite? – but, putting that aside, the political stuff worked pretty decently. So much so, that if it weren’t for that extremely brain-damaged dueling editorial caption thing, I probably would have said “GOOD”. But that caption thing was really heinous, knocking the whole issue down to a mild OK.

BLACK PANTHER #14: Did I say this already? That putting the two best-known Marvel black leads together just feels like pandering to me? Coming soon: the wedding of Coleen Wing and Sunfire! Wait, no, make that Dr. Strange’s manservant, Wong – Wing and Wong, quick, someone pitch that! Still, enjoyed this more than the 13 issues preceding it, so that must count for something. OK

DAREDEVIL #83: I really really really don’t buy the set up, and I don’t see how this can even a vaguely successful conclusion, but, oddly, I liked the issue just fine. A solid enough OK

NEW AVENGERS #17: I really liked the thinking behind the first couple of pages, but, man, that was much more suited for a MARVEL HOLIDAY SPECIAL or something, than THE AVENGERS. I mean “…and we’re just going to stand there”? That’s not exactly exciting action in the mighty Marvel manner, is it? I’m sure kids all over America want to read about the Avengers just standing around. I know I do. BUT WAIT, cosmic House of M action intrudes with the really preposterous power of “millions” of mutants in one man. I liked the 2 pages of Iron Man trying to negotiate (“…Korvac?”), but then we’re back to punching as a seemingly out of character Ms. Marvel throws herself in the middle (what happened to trying to be a better hero? No, she just dives in and punches. Swell), and then that dopey last page, which seems pretty damn badly timed just when MM gets her own monthly book, yes? Man, this book is just a crazy-ass train wreck, ain’t it? I can’t call it anything except AWFUL.

NEXTWAVE #3: What’s with the new “: Agents of HATE” subtitle? Someone from Eclipse threaten to sue? (I’m not the only one who remembers that book, am I?) Anyway, “second verse, same as the first”, and, already this seems like it has no legs, nor any forward momentum. Twasn’t even funny. EH.

SHE-HULK #6: A humor book (or even a “humor” book, since this seems to be trying to straddle a few lines) has some particular art needs – not “house style” like this issue. If Bobilla was still drawing this, I’d probably be enthused, but he’s not. We’ve also lost nearly half the readers from the relaunch, which isn’t a good sign for long-term health. OK

SQUADRON SUPREME #1: lots and lots of recap, which I suppose is necessary for any new readers possibly coming in, but kinda killed my interest until next issue. We’re probably the rare and odd store where it being a “Max” book was a prime selling point, and not something to be afraid of – the book was already selling Top 20 for us, so we really don’t HAVE any new readers coming in. I expect its rating to climb once we’re past the “here’s what you missed”, but this time round, I can’t muster more than an OK.

ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #28: That was a bit of a cheat, wasn’t it? I liked Land’s art in a fantasy context, but in the “real world” setting, it looks too “real” or something to me. Big EH.

TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD #16: Don’t remember if I said anything about this when it FIRST came out, 6-8 weeks ago (it was on a “Previews Update”, and, huh, looks like I double ordered it for this week), but this was a terrific issue, moving away from the romantic love to the love of comics. Really sweet stuff, and this week’s sole VERY GOOD.(even if that’s slightly cheating)

OK, just talked to Rob, he’s feeling better, but not 100% so I told him to stay home today so he’s 100% tomorrow. Which means I’ve got a lot more work to do this afternoon than originally planned. Dats dat for reviews, then, sorry.

PICK OF THE WEEK: TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD #16, yes.

PICK OF THE WEAK: Please, NEW AVENGERS #17, though it has its mental charms.

TP/BOOK OF THE WEEK: I kind of liked that the new printing of SILVR SURFER REBIRTH OF THANOS now has THE THANOS QUEST in it – but there’ still like six orphaned issues between TQ and INFINITY GAUNTLET that haven’t been reprinted and for $25, I feel they could have thrown those in.

But that’s pretty irrelevant because this week was the SC of TOP 10 THE FORTY NINERS which easily and immediately becomes the PICK, probably of the month. Fucking A+ level work, and, if you waited from the HC, getthisgetthisgetthisNOWNOWNOW!

Next week (probably): the big One Year Later wrap up….

-B

Arriving 3/29

A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #31 (A)ACTION COMICS #837 ALL STAR SUPERMAN #3 BATMAN JOURNEY INTO KNIGHT #8(OF 12) BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #202 BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #141 BLUE BEETLE #1 BOOK OF SHADOWS #1 (OF 2) BOOKS OF DOOM #5 (OF 6) CAPTAIN AMERICA 65TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL CHICANOS #5 DEADWORLD #3 FALLEN ANGEL IDW #4 (OF 5) FANTASTIC FOUR #536 FROM HEAVEN TO HELL #2 GODLAND #9 GREEN LANTERN #10 HOW TO SELF PUBLISH COMICS #2(OF 4) HYSTERIA ONE MAN GANG #2 (OF 4) INVINCIBLE #30 IRON MAN #6 JLA CLASSIFIED #19 JOVAS HARVEST #3 (OF 3) LUCIFER #72 MARVEL ROMANCE REDUX GUYS & DOLL MARVEL SPOTLIGHT DAVID FINCH ROBERTO AGUIRRE-SACASA NEW AVENGERS ILLUMINATI SPECIAL NICK FURY HOWLING COMMANDOS #6 PARADOX #2 (OF 3) POISON ELVES LOST TALES #2 QUEEN & COUNTRY #29 RISING STARS UNTOUCHABLE #2 (OF 5) ROBERT JORDANS NEW SPRING #5 ROBIN SCREWSO #1 (A) SAVAGE DRAGON #124 SENTRY #7 (OF 8) SOULFIRE #6 SPAWN #154 SPIDER-MAN & ARANA SPECIAL SPIKE VS DRACULA #2 (OF 5) STAR WARS KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC #3 STAR WARS RETURN OF TAG & BINK SPECIAL ED #1 (OF 2) STRANGE GIRL #7 SULLENGRAY #3 (OF 4) SUPER REAL #2 SUPERMAN BATMAN #24 SURROGATES #5 (OF 5) TAROT WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE #37 TEEN TITANS GO #29 THING #5 ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #92 UNCANNY X-MEN #471 UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE PSI-FORCE USAGI YOJIMBO #92 VERONICA #169 WALKING DEAD #27 WARLORD #2 X-MEN DEADLY GENESIS #5 (OF 6) X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL #3 (OF 5) ZOMBIE TALES THE DEAD #1

Book / Mag / Stuff ALIAS OMNIBUS ANT VOL 1 REALITY BITES TP BALLAD OF SLEEPING BEAUTY TP BANANA SUNDAY TP BATTLE ROYALE VOL 15 GN (OF 15) DAREDEVIL VOL 13 THE MURDOCK PAPERS TP EAST COAST RISING VOL 1 GN (OF 3) ESSENTIAL NOVA VOL 1 TP FIRST KINGDOM VOL 2 TP (OF 4) FORGOTTEN REALMS DARK ELF TRILOGY VOL 2 EXILE TP GEORGE ROMEROS LAND OF THE DEAD TP GUNNED DOWN TP HEAVY METAL MAY 2006 HELLBLAZER LADY CONSTANTINE TP INFINITY WAR TP IRON WOK JAN GN #15 IRON WOK JAN GN #17 JUXTAPOZ APR 2006 VOL 14 #4 LADY SNOWBLOOD VOL 3 RETRIBUTION PART 1 TP MARVEL MASTERWORKS GOLDEN AGEMARVEL COMICS VOL 2 NEW ED HC NEW AVENGERS VOL 3 SECRETS & LIES PREMIERE HC NIGHTWING MOBBED UP TP OR ELSE #4 PACIFY GN SEA OF RED VOL 2 NO QUARTER TP SHARKNIFE VOL 1 GN SOLSTICE TP SPAWN MANGA VOL 3 TP STAR WARS CLONE WARS VOL 8 LAST SIEGE FINAL TRUTH TP TALES OF ALVIN MAKER RED PROPHET #1 ARLEM CVR A TARZAN THE JOE KUBERT YEARS VOL 2 HC TRAILERS SC TRANSFORMERS GENERATION 1 VOL2 TP (IDW) WILL EISNERS SPIRIT ARCHIVES VOL 18 HC WIZARD COMICS MAGAZINE SUPERMAN PHOTO CVR #175 X-MEN COLOSSUS BLOODLINE TP X-MEN DARK PHOENIX SAGA TP NEW PRINTING

What looks good to you?

-B

The Onion A.V. Club Goes Savagely Critical This Week.

Just in case you don't check it out on a regular basis, this week's Onion A.V. Club brings the critic with a side-helping of savage this week. Their review of DC's One Year Later titles is really just an overview (so Hibbs should clear some space in his schedule and get to his take on the books), but their Comics of Note section has quick takes on sixteen or seventeen recent books, from La Perdida to Ganges to Daredevil and X-Men: Deadly Genesis. Worth checking out, although comparing Kevin Huizenga to Peter Bagge and Terry LaBan? Hmm...

What I do while Kate watches Lawrence of Arabia: Graeme's review of 3/22 books.

Jeff and I both review on the same day? This kind of thing can only happen… in DC Nation. I admit it; I’m kind of amused by the revamp of DC’s back page version of “Bullpen Bulletins,” especially as it reminds me of the version they had the last time they had a Crisis of Infinite proportions, when Dick Giordano had the Dan Didio role and promised all manner of good things and revolutions and the like. Still, at least DC have finally hired a good designer to do the page this time, even if a third of the page is filled with a stylish black and white portrait of Didio. Shall we begin the reviewing, nonetheless? BATMAN #651: First off, you don’t fool me with that cover, Simone Bianchi – You can’t really connect it to the cover of this month’s Detective Comics. It’s a different drawing, you sneaky wee so-and-so (I am anal enough to notice that the brushstrokes on the gloves on each cover are different. Pity me). This is a first for the One Year Later books – a Part Two. As such, it’s weird to see the “One Year Later” caption at the start of the issue. Sure, it’s One Year Later than the last issue of Batman, but this issue actually starts before the end of the first part of the story, in Detective #817, so I’m guessing that someone in DC’s collections department will have some editing to do before the inevitable trade.

What’s that? You want me to say something about the comic itself? It’s Okay, I guess; the art (by former JSA artist, Don Kramer) is kind of generic and the larger plot doesn’t really get advanced that much, but there are things to like about it, especially the way it reinforces the new “Batman isn’t a dick and can do teamwork” zeitgeist for the OYL set-up, considering that he more or less sets himself up as a diversion while Robin does the primary work beating this issue’s bad guy (Oh, okay: bad girl). But it feels like filler, already, which doesn’t bode well for the rest of this eight-issue storyline. Is it too early to want Paul Dini and Grant Morrison to take over the books?

CATWOMAN #53: The strange thing about this book is how underwhelmed I am by it, even though there are so many details about it that I really liked. Will Pfeifer has the characterization down – Being a big fan of the Brubaker run on this book, but not having picked it up since he left, I really enjoyed the Selina/Holly/Slam scene, with Slam speaking for the reader when he talks about Holly’s role as the new Catwoman – but the plot and pacing feels disjointed, and just like other OYL books, it’s playing entirely to the existing audience (No characters really get an introduction for those unfamiliar with them – Holly’s name doesn’t appear in the entire book, despite her apparently being the title character - and the scene with the cops completely lost me), without acknowledging that the Holly-as-Catwoman thing was done before, at the end of Brube’s run. David Lopez’s art is static and problematic in some scenes, but he does a nice Holly-Catwoman to balance out his weird Selina. Overall, there’s enough here to make me curious enough to maybe pick up another issue, but I wish that Pfeifer would let his characterization run riot more. Okay.

DAREDEVIL #83: I really wish that someone with a sense of humor would change the subtitle in the logo to “The Man Without Freedom” at least once before Matt gets out of prison, but that may just show why I’ll never get a job in Marvel’s production department. Meanwhile, Ed Brubaker and Michael Lark are doing a pretty good job with this book. Ed’s hitting a tone somewhere between his Sleeper and Captain America, and Lark’s stuff is just amazing in certain scenes. I’m convinced that the Daredevil running around New York is Spider-Man, for some reason, but am happy enough to hang around to see just how wrong I am over the next few issues. Good.

HAWKGIRL #50: Howard Chaykin, he likes those nipples, I’m telling you. There’s something so ideosyncratic about both Chaykin’s art and Walt Simonson’s writing that you could tell even without looking at the credits who’s behind this book, and all they’re really doing here is staying within their own comfort zones, with varying degrees of success. Simonson’s writing, with old-school thought balloon-expositions and self-depreciating humor intact, sets up the story fast and heads away from superheroics for the mythological and historical so much that the five pages Kendra appears in superhero costume at the start of the book feel like the result of editorial begging, while Chaykin provides the impressive layouts and unusual fashion choices that you expect from him. Sadly, his actual draughtsmanship is looking kind of weak – the third panel on the page where Kendra meets Grubs features the second worst facial drawing of the week – and his fondness of close cropping in every second panel begins to get a bit repetitive by the end of the book. Nevertheless, this book kind of feels a bit reviewproof: If you like Simonson or Chaykin, you’ll probably come away enjoying it – I did – and if you’ve never liked them, this definitely won’t change your mind. It’s Good, but it’s not only nothing new, it’s almost intentionally old.

JSA CLASSIFIED #10: And this book features the first worst facial drawing of the week. Paul Gulacy, the man who used to be great and then became the man who really ruined the end of Ed Brubaker’s run on Catwoman, continues his artistic decline with the final panel of this issue, where we discover that Vandal Savage is not only a (formerly) immortal caveman, but also someone whose entire head is unusually slanted to the right. And it’s a shame, because Stuart Moore’s story about Savage discovering that he’s not only no longer immortal but now only has eleven days to live, deserves better than Gulacy’s increasingly lifeless linework. Okay, but with better art, it would’ve been a Good.

MANHUNTER #20: Hello, last page reveal that means nothing to anyone other than long term readers, again! Jeff was telling me about this book the other day, and the best he could put it was that it was “ept,” whereas once it was “inept”. Me, I’m not even convinced of that; as a new reader, there was nothing here that made me want to come back, or even think of the book as anything other than fairly bland. Everything from the “superheroing is just a job” attitude to the domestic drama felt as if it’d been done before, and with more style and passion. Eh, and that’s only because it wasn’t even bad enough to get more involved with giving it a rating.

ROBIN #148: Bri and Jeff seemed somewhat surprised when I paid for this, this week, but I’ll admit it: I had a sneaking hope that this would be one of the One Year Later books that worked. I’m not sure what I could put that down to – I don’t think I’ve ever read any of Adam Beechen’s writing before, and even though I’m a fan of Karl Kerschl, I knew he was only on the book for one issue before disappearing to do movie tie-ins. But for some reason, I really wanted to enjoy this. Thankfully, I did (Not that it would’ve been that bad if I hadn’t, of course. At worst, it still would’ve been better than Manhunter). The tone of the book feels light and “young adventure”-ish, despite the murder mystery plot, and, as with Catwoman, I enjoyed the characterisation (This is definitely the week of Batman not being a dick, as his appearance here shows most effectively of all, even down to the offhand mention of he, Robin and Nightwing all going off on holiday together to “build trust” post-Infinite Crisis) – Beechen has a nice line on Robin as intelligent detective without him coming across as arrogant or annoying (Something else that works in the writing is that it’s almost entirely absent of any awkward “It’s been one year since anything special happened,” unlike almost every other OYL book so far. I keep expecting someone in one of the books commenting on how weird it is that all of these heroes who’ve been disappeared for some time all reappearing at exactly the same time). Kerschl’s art is, if anything, better than his under-rated Adventures of Superman run; there’s just something about his kind-of angular style that really appeals to me. If he wasn’t off doing covers and special projects now, I’d say something about him being DC’s best artist on a regular book right now. With the benefit of hindsight, he might’ve been a better choice for the Seven Soldiers Mister Miracle book than any of the artists that ended up working on that series… Hmm. Anyway, this was Very Good, if you ask me.

SQUADRON SUPREME #1: In an effort to guilt Brian into abandoning his already way-too-packed schedule and writing reviews, I really wanted to say that his take on why this issue doesn’t work is spot-on, and leave it at that. Except that I can’t. I feel compelled to ask whether I am the only person who is bored to death, then ressurrected as a zombie, and then bored to death again, by “superheroes - - in the real world!” comics like this. And, as if that wasn’t dull enough, to create a set-up where superheroes are really just a secret military project and, by the way, the military are evil and underhanded and aren’t telling the American people everything, feels even lazier. Luckily, it’s all in the execution, right? And considering that execution reads like sub-Claremont (complete with lines like “Do one last thing for me. Run fast, Stanley… Run so fast… that I never see you leave”), then… Ehhh. Kind of Ass, and when the most entertaining thing in a book is seeing the artist do a bad characture of George Bush, then surely someone somewhere at Marvel must be hoping that the upcoming “Ultimate Power” crossover with the Ultimate Universe is going to keep interest alive where quality can’t.

SUPERGIRL AND THE LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES #16: Well, that’s an interesting cliffhanger. Supergirl comes to the book, as “hinted” at by the cover portrait of the Maid of Might and that whole “changing the name of the book to include Supergirl’s name” thing, but only revealed in the book itself towards the end. Hibbs and Lester both pointed out that this seemed like somewhat strange plotting, considering that it was fairly obvious that the “mysterious impending disaster” with the S-shield was really Supergirl, and yet somehow Kate, my wife and person-who-avoids-all-the-hype-about-these-books, was still hooked on what was happening, and wondering if Superman was about to appear. Which just goes to show what they know.

(Kate’s just asked if I’m trying to show everyone that she’s dumb. I’m really not. I’m trying to show that people who don’t read blogs like this don’t read stories waiting for the obvious – to us - reveal. She had much more fun reading New Frontier than I did for the same reason.)

Anyway. Like Birds of Prey last week, this is pretty much the same book as it was prior to (One Thousand and) One Year(s) Later, and as a result, it’s the non-Supergirl aspects of the book that are more interesting – the political status of the Legion, the somewhat bratty attitude of the main characters, and just how much society doesn’t like them. I’m hoping that Supergirl doesn’t overwhelm what made those aspects, and what made the first year of this book work so well for me (Waid’s humor, and the done-in-one pacing that also moved larger plots forward simulataneously), but given that the title of the book has been changed, I’m not sure if I’m that hopeful. This issue was Good, but the series has been much stronger than this.

SUPERMARKET #2: I missed reviewing the first issue of this because I missed it in the store (Chris Hunter sent me a copy, because he is wonderful and kind), but enjoyed it very much, mostly because of the stunning art by Kristian (Donaldson). This second issue opens up the story slightly, and for some reason makes me wonder if Brian Wood has been channelling Grant Morrison. Not only does the set-up of warring porn and Yakuza armies have a Morrison-esque quality to it, but some of the dialogue is reminiscent of my bald countryman as well… Or perhaps I’m reading into it. Nonetheless, this is another side to Wood, closer to his Couriers than his current DMZ or Local books, and with Kristian continuing to provide wonderfully stylized (and wonderfully colored) work, he’s matched with his best collaborator since Demo’s Becky Cloonan; taking all of those books, along with next month’s “The Tourist” OGN from Image, I think there’s a case to be made for Wood to be one of the most versatile writers in the mainstream these days, something made all the more interesting for his refusal to engage in that mainstream in any way other than his own. For that alone, he’s someone to pay attention to. This book alone? Very Good.

PICK OF THE WEEK, my friends, is going to be Robin, just to blow your minds. Well, that and it actually being one of the books I enjoyed most this week. PICK OF THE WEAK is Squadron Supreme, one of those things that make me wonder just how I ended up so out of step from mainstream opinion. I mean, lots of people liked Supreme Power. Lots of people I like like Supreme Power. So is it just me, or is this really as horrible as it seemed? We may never know. But I’m probably right, and you’ll all come round to my way of thinking sooner or later. Trade of the Week, though, is something that escapes me, because I’ve not read any of them. If the Jack Kirby: Visionaries Volume 2 hardcover hadn’t been so expensive, it would probably have been that one, though… Instead, I spent my trade-reading powers this week cracking open Crossover Classics, Volume 1, which collects the first four Marvel/DC crossovers from the ‘70s and early ‘80s. There’s really something to be said for those first couple of Superman/Spider-Man books, you know…

Oh, Sweet Sloth: Jeff's Reviews of 03/24/06 Books.

[Insert clever intro that, as per Hibbs and G-Mc, almost-but-not-really-spoils the end of Battlestar Galactica this season.] [Add ancillary para talking about nerdly pleasure received playing Metal Gear Solid: Subsistence, nerdly frustration in being forced into either piracy or poverty to watch that one god-damned season of the animated Planet of the Apes.]

[Provide clumsy transition from previous paras to reviews of this week's comics. Realize meta-introduction crutch has been utilized twice before. Grimace. Shrug. Begin.]

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #530: In an attempt to break irony-measuring gauges worldwide, JMS, who works with no editorial interference, illustrates exactly why everyone needs an editor, via a terrifyingly unfunny page of asides set as, of course, duelling Editor's Notes. A working man might go on to hypothesize how such a blatant and distracting bit of editorial intrusion is also a perfect working metaphor for Marvel's upcoming Civil War storyline, where characters and continuity will be relentlessly plot-hammered into a hot button issue, but I am not that man. Besides, that ghastly page aside, the rest of this was pretty competent no matter how much I disagree with it. Eh.

ARES #3: I liked the first issue, missed the second, and return to the third to find a story sabotaged by an artist completely out of his depth. If I remember correctly, the first eight pages have two splash pages and two double splash pages, and the rest of the book goes on to tell as much of its story with as many quasi-splash pages as possible unless there's, you know, action and stuff, in which case it gets taken care of in lots of sketchy tight panels. It's funny that Bri just mentioned this book as an example of a book that sells because of the Marvel brand assuring "a level of quality and professionalism of at least such-and-such," because this is a disheartening fall from the quality of the first issue. Way to drop the level of such-and-such, guys! Awful.

BATMAN #651: I also thought the artist on this was overwhelmed, although I'm aware a guy fighting plants isn't easy to make look dramatic. Here, there's some sort of sloppy, quasi-Colanish approach to show Batman, I dunno, cartwheeling through ferns that looked hilariously dumb. But, overall, some nice touches (It's Batman trapped and Robin who saves his hash) and as long as the Batman-after-charm-school approach continues to feel novel, the creative team probably don't have to do too much to keep me interested. I just hope they don't realize that. OK.

CAPTAIN AMERICA #16: It's a shame people can't just spout tons of dialogue while punching people out, Stan Lee style, because it means stories have to slow their pacing so people can talk, exchange exposition, build up motivation, etc. Here, you'd think Cap, trying to discover if Bucky is still alive and/or suicidal and/or completely fucked up thanks to Cap's winning way with a cosmic cube, would be a sweaty, palpating driven man. But instead we've got a Captain America surprisingly happy to work government hours: "You say this entire town is covering something up, and Bucky's involved?! Wow! Hey, howzabout a burger and a quickie?" I can't see a way around it, and Lord knows this book is popular enough so I guess nobody minds, but it just feels...odd. Good.

CATWOMAN #53: One of the better One Year Later books in that the creative team starts with the big twist and then moves on from there almost immediately, seeding the story with little twists related to remaining plotlines. I find this approach works much better than the "spend the last page getting to the big reveal they gave away on the cover" approach of Green Arrow or Supergirl & the Legion. A high OK, because I wasn't grooving too much on the story pre-OYL, but I appreciated the competence.

DAREDEVIL #83: Kinda like Brubaker's run on Captain America, I strongly disagree with some of the stuff going on here. And yet, I'm completely captivated by it and feel it's being done really, really well. So Very Good, although I'm very conflicted about it.

DAUGHTERS OF THE DRAGON #3: Works a little too hard to make with the funny, but the mad rush of absurd C-list characters and the unique and ambitious art of Khari Evans (notice how the Trapster's nose slowly slides out of his mask during his fight with Whirlwind? What kind of goofy attention to detail is that?) still made it an enjoyable read. Highly OK, but didn't wow me as much as previous issues.

EVERY GIRL IS THE END OF THE WORLD FOR ME GN: Oh, man, I was so totally looking forward to this, and I was so totally wrong to do so. What I thought would be Jeffrey Brown's swan song/afterword to his unhappy love trilogy is just a whimpery shout-out to all the other women he's ever flirted with, presumably so they'll stop pestering him about popping up in one of his books. Kinda makes me spit blood to think about it. Awful.

EXILES #78: Ach, it's terrible. I've read nearly every issue of this title but once I heard Chris Claremont was taking over, I can't even bring myself to crack the cover. (And he's not even on the title yet!) I can only appreciate current-day Claremont in that campy way one can appreciate, say, Showgirls. The idea of him being associated with anything I actually currently like is just too painful. No rating.

FUTURAMA COMICS #24: Not without its charms (Giant Robot Santa versus Giant Robot Easter Bunny) but it felt more slapdash and shrill than genuinely funny. Also, nice/odd to see Mike Kazaleh doing work on the title: I haven't seen that guy's work in a dog's age (a pantsless, sexually neurotic dog's age, I guess). He's not a perfect fit for the characters, but man, if they ever do a crossover with Hanna-Barbera characters, I can't imagine anyone better. Eh.

GUN FU SHOWGIRLS ARE FOREVER #1: Kind of rough to see those Dave Sim emphases without Dave Sim lettering--the work suffered a bit for that, particularly with those charmingly musical spitting noises offered up by the French showgirls. Overall, it was charming, albeit anachronistic, and gave me some hope that we can get some future work from "entertaining Dave" without "wildman prophet Dave" popping out unexpectedly. Definitely OK.

HAWKGIRL #50: Well, fuck. Who would have guessed that Howard Chaykin was going to outsource the artwork to Mike (Shatter) Saenz? Who knew Walt Simonson was going to retool his script for a Nancy Drew comic book ("Oh no! Falling cornice!" "Oh no! No brakes!" And the delightful last page cliffhanger, "Oh no! I'm trapped in the dark!") into a Hawkgirl script? Nobody came out looking particularly good here, including chumps like me who signed up for this one in advance. Crap, and humiliating in that "two of my acting idols are reduced to performing The Odd Couple at the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater and they're really, really bad" kind of way. Jeezis.

INCREDIBLE HULK #93: Like Snakes on a Plane, "Hulk as Intergalactic Spartacus" should be too stupidly effective to screw up, and if we had Ladronn doing more than just the covers, you probably wouldn't hear a peep out of me. But the art is slapdash enough that the story's creakiness really stands out. I mean, that whole "I don't trust anyone; that's why I'm going to elliptically mention my alter-ego and that he's tooo weak to survive this planet" comment from Hulk? Ummm...yeah. Eh, alas.

JEREMIAH HARM #2: Kinda bummed I didn't review last week's Annhilation Prologue because I wanted to point out how Giffen's love of sweeping galactic storylines and down-on-their-luck gritty antiheroes inevitably produces an opening scene in an intergalactic prison. Here, in issue #2, we get the other reliable staple of the Giffen sweeping galactic storyline--the mouthy, innocent bystander who gets drawn into the action (just like Drax, which also had the intergalactic prison motif). And that's all fine, albeit a little numbing, as long as you get an artist capable of delivering the cosmic "Wow" side of things to make up for it. I was pretty sure Rael Lyra was going to be that artist until the big fight scene where any sense of basic anatomy suddenly disappeared. Now, I'm a lot more dubious.

Oh, and p.s. to Alan Grant: Thanks to the Internet, phrases like "I tasted his taint" should probably be retired, yes?

To sum up: Eh.

JSA CLASSIFIED #10: At about three a.m. last night, I realized Paul Gulacy draws exactly the way Robert Evans speaks--with the same sort of highly stylized, oily machismo I find simultaneously hilarious and hypnotic. I also realized I think of Stuart Moore's scripts exactly the same way I think of red flannel shirts--serviceable, and obviously appreciated by somebody because you keep seeing them all over the place. I also realized I perhaps need to adjust my Ambien dosage. In any event, add all that together (but take away the Ambien) and you've got this story telling you Vandal Savage has been up to...One Year Later. If you enjoy the charms of Gulacy and Moore, you'll find it OK. If you only kind of do, then Eh, at best. I'm somewhere in the middle.

MANHUNTER #20: This book, One Year Later, but since I haven't read an issue since #2, I guess for me it's Two and a Half Years Later. And it's been a pretty okay two and a half years, it looks like. There's a decent-sized supporting cast and superheroes are cracking wise while socking jaws. It actually does a good job of sprinkling in some OYL references that suggest the book has its place in the larger DCU. So, even though I wasn't particularly interested, I'd still give it a high OK. Maybe I'll even check out next issue, which I think is supposed to be the point of all this, yes? We'll see.

NEW AVENGERS #17: Dumb, to varying degrees--the whole "Avengers on street corners" would've been fine if it hadn't derailed the supposed nail-biting momentum of the previous issue. (One page of that, maybe. Six pages? No.) Teamed with the Ms. Marvel dumbness in the second half, it makes for just a Crap book. It's embarrassing how inept Bendis is at this big-action team book stuff.

NEXTWAVE AGENTS OF HATE #3: Yup. Diminishing returns, I'm afraid. The soda gets flatter every time you come back to it. A few good pages here and there, but those opening six pages of unfunny bad cop hijinks killed the new fun deader than any Dirk Anger joke could resuscitate it. Please prove me wrong, next nine issues. Please?? Eh.

SHE-HULK 2 #6: Never enjoy this book as much when Bobillo's off it, but this was still an OK issue. (As amusing as parts of it were, nothing was quite as funny as Eros looking like a long-lost Baldwin brother on Greg Horn's cover.) Also lacking a certain sense of drama but we'll see where it ends up.

TESTAMENT #4: At first, this seemed really, really cool, in part because I'd missed issue #3. Then I realized it's just a big ol' mess. It comes across like The Matrix as rewritten by Jack T. Chick and Ed Wood but not in a good way, no. Less thanEh, but the art is too lovely to go to Awful.

TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD #16: In the same way the first issue of this grabbed me by the heartstrings and got me fired up by the possibility of true love, this issue really moved me in its conveyence of the daring and the dedication needed to pursue the creative life. I think it might lose some impact to those who don't know anything about the comic celeb cameos at the end, but I couldn't say for sure. Very Good, and very moving.

ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #28: Sure, that "twist" at the end would've wrecked it anyway, but Greg Horn's art [oops, I mean Greg Land. Thanks for the correction, Peter] really hampered this: Millar's shooting for a Silver Age feeling where everyone's a superhero and all the world's problems are abolished, and the best Horn can give him are three smiling children in jumpsuits--less a "Superman Red/Superman Blue" feeling than a "Minute Maid Orange Juice Now With Extra Vitamin C" feeling. But then that really dumb ending would've tanked it all regardless, so Eh.

ZOMBIE TALES: THE DEAD: I never know what to do with review copies that come early. Hold off 'til release week? Blab about 'em early? Mean to wait, and then forget? In any event, the stories here run the gamut from Good (Rogers and Tadem's "4 out of 5," Giffen and Lim's "Deadest Meat") to OK (Stokes and Martin's "Zoombies") to incomprehensible (Pascoe, Simpson, Moreno's "A Game Called Zombie") with no award given to "I, Zombie" and the special Savage Critic Quibblage award to Nelson & Moder's "The Miracle of Bethany" (if you're gonna have zombies in the Vatican, but you don't have Christ's last supper at the corner of your zombie mythos, you get no love from me). Boom! Studios gets huge props for milking the zombie fad and still keeping things creatively vibrant, but I'm relieved they seem to be moving on to different challenges.

PICK OF THE WEEK: True Story Swear To God #16, because it was heartfelt and moving. Also Daredevil #83, even though I should probably know better.

PICK OF THE WEAK: In March 2007, it'll be One Year Later...and I'll still feel like a tool for buying Hawkgirl #50!

TRADE OF THE WEEK: I walked out with Vol. 5 of Runaways but haven't read it yet (nor have I read vol. 4 for some reason). And I probably don't need to tell you that if you didn't get the hardcover, the softcover of Top 10: The Forty Niners is really, really worth your time and money.

But what I've really been reading and enjoying this last two weeks is Planetes by Makoto Yukimura, which is a surprisingly humanistic hard sci-fi story about garbage men in space. Yukimura has a really great way of creating quirky characters and pushing their concerns to the fore in a way that reminds me of Carla Speed McNeil or Terry Moore (with Warren Ellis serving as technical advisor). It's not flawless--there's been at least one storytelling leap in each volume that's left me in varying degrees of befuddlement--but eminently recommendable. If you like any of the above creators (McNeil, Moore, Ellis), you should check it out. Really good stuff.

Arriving 3/22

I will have reviews this week, I promise (-ish) Meanwhile: Here's what is arriving at CE this week:

13TH SON WORSE THING WAITING #4 (OF 4) 2000 AD #1476 2000 AD #1477 ADULT FRANKENSTEIN (A) ALICE IN WONDERLAND #2 (OF 4) ALL NEW OFF HANDBOOK MARVEL UNIVERSE A TO Z #3 AMAZING FANTASY #19 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #530 AMERICAN WAY #2 (OF 8) ANGEL SCRIPTBOOK #1 ARCHIE & FRIENDS #99 ARCHIE DIGEST #224 ARES #3 (OF 5) BATMAN #651 BLACK PANTHER #14 CAPTAIN AMERICA #16 CARTOON NETWORK BLOCK PARTY #19 CATWOMAN #53 CONVENTION CONFESSIONAL #2 CYBERFORCE LEE CVR #1 DAREDEVIL #83 DAUGHTERS OF THE DRAGON #3 (OF 6) DRAGONLANCE CHRONICLES KURTH CVR A #8 (OF 8) EXILES #78 FATHOM #8 FUTURAMA COMICS #24 GUN FU SHOWGIRLS ARE FOREVER #1 HAWKGIRL #50 HELLBLAZER #218 INCREDIBLE HULK #93 INTIMIDATORS #4 IRON GHOST #6 (OF 6) IRON MAN THE INEVITABLE #4 (OF 6) JEREMIAH HARM #2 JSA CLASSIFIED #10 LADY DEATH LOST SOULS WRAPAROUND #1 (OF 3) LIVING IN INFAMY #3 (OF 4) LOVELESS #5 MANHUNTER #20 METAL GEAR SOLID SONS OF LIBERTY #5 NEW AVENGERS #17 NEXTWAVE AGENTS OF HATE #3 NOBLE CAUSES #18 PLANETARY BRIGADE #2 RED SONJA #8 REX MUNDI #17 ROBIN #148 SABLE & FORTUNE #3 (OF 4) SGT ROCK THE PROPHECY #3 (OF 6) SHADOWHAWK #10 SHE-HULK 2 #6 SHRUGGED PREVIEW FLIPBOOK SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #160 SPIDER-MAN LOVES MARY JANE #4 SQUADRON SUPREME #1 STARSHIP TROOPERS HART CVR C #1 (OF 4) STORM #2 (OF 6) SUPERGIRL AND THE LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #16 SUPERMARKET #2 (OF 4) SUPREME POWER HYPERION #5 (OF5) TESTAMENT #4 TOUPYDOOPS #1 TRANSFORMERS GENERATIONS (IDW) #1 TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD #16 ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #28 UNCLE SCROOGE #352 UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERS DP7 WALT DISNEYS COMICS AND STORIES #667 WOLVERINE #40 X-FACTOR #5 X-MEN #184

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What looks good to you?

-B

The man from DIDIO.

I had a dream, dear friends, the other night. And it was a dream in which I met DC's Dan Didio, and he was wearing an old-fashioned circus strongman's outfit, and his moustache was newly waxed to match. As he led me through the house where I grew up, he told me in no uncertain terms about the secret cabal he belonged to, and how said cabal was looking to change the way the world viewed "old media" such as print. At one point, I asked him if he was telling me all of this because he wanted me to join the cabal, and he laughed as if I'd just said the funniest joke in the world.My subconscious? Not so kind to me, apparently.

Anyway, for those of you who read Brian's column on Friday, you may be interested in Tom Spurgeon's response, the (surprisingly small) thread on The Engine, and a more direct market-centric commentary from Millarworld. Alternatively, you might want to check out the 22 page preview of upcoming Image graphic novel The Five Fists of Science on (Five Fists writer) Matt Fraction's site, which he was nice enough to put up in a format crappy enough that even I could read it at my work computer, running Windows 95 (Yes, dear readers, I am who he's talking about at the end of his post there). Just some things to keep you busy until the new comics come out tomorrow...

A week late and no-one even remembers Ron Moore: Graeme's review of the 3/15 books

After the dreaded lurgy last week – nowhere near as bad as Hibbs’s lurgy, because I was only off my feet for a couple of days – I’m back, fighting fit (albeit with a runny nose), and mad that me missing the reviews last week meant that Brian got to the “Battlestar Galactica did that One Year Later thing better than DC” bit before me. Damn you, sickness! A LATE FREEZE: This is a mini that a mutual friend of the artist and m’good self sent me earlier on in the week, and it’s probably the best thing I read all week. Danica Novgorodoff is the artist in question behind this almost-silent story of a bear that falls in love with a robot, and everything that happens in the winter that follows, and it’s something that’s unexpectedly beautiful, despite the comedic broadness that you think of from the “it’s a bear in love with a robot” premise. With an art-style somewhere between Chris Ware and Lauren McCubbin – and something that has an amusing eye for detail, as the floating Hanes briefs underwater show – and writing that reminds me of Hope Larson and the Perry Bible Fellowship, this is something that’s well worth looking out for. Excellent.

AMERICAN VIRGIN #1: Am I the only one who thought that this was Y: The Last Man for Christians? I’m not even sure why I got that feeling all through the issue – Steven Seagle isn’t Brian K. Vaughan when it comes to the fast-moving pop-culture-filled writing, but there seemed something Yorick-esque about the main character’s well-meaning-but-confused-slave-to-plot role, as well as his devotion to his girlfriend being the prime mover in getting the larger plot running. I’m sure that the book will get more of its own identity as it goes on, but right now, there’s something very generic Vertigo about the proceedings. Becky Cloonan’s art is the best thing about this OK book.

ANNIHILATION PROLOGUE: It does what it says on the tin: it’s a prologue, pure and simple. Forget any beginning, middle and end stuff here, it’s all… well, it’s actually all kind of middle, really. Boom! Disaster! Things blowing up! People dying! And that’s about all I really got from this book, because it’s full of places and things that don’t really get introduced that well. Space prisons and space police get exploded, and the stars of all the spin-off miniseries get to comment on it in one- or two- page cameos (well, except for Nova, who gets the majority of the book to go through his own version of Emerald Twilight). There are fact files at the back of the book to underscore how little introduction most of the characters and concepts got in the actual story, but not even the greatest Mark Gruenwald fact file could fix how flat and generic this whole thing seems. Eh.

BIRDS OF PREY #92: It’s One Year Later, and you could hardly tell. Which is, actually, a good thing, because I know that my life hasn’t changed that much in the last twelve months, and all of the changes that Aquaman, Batman and the Outsiders have gone through were making me feel pretty inadequate. Sure, there are some things that are different – Gypsy! - but this is more or less the same book as before, with Gail Simone and Paulo Siqueira providing both fine superheroic action and a bit of a sequel to Villains United from last year. It’s Good, and an odd relief from all of the other OYL books.

GREEN ARROW #60: It’s the West Wing but with superheroes. As in, it’s literally the structure of the first episode of the West Wing, but with superheroes – Lots of people talk about things, introducing the status quo and supporting characters – before the main character appears at the very end of the story. Sadly, it just doesn’t work here, because we already know the main character, so keeping him out of the picture just feels forced, especially when the big reveal has not only been revealed by all of the pre-release hype but also the cover to this very book. Instead of paying attention to what everyone is talking about, you spend the issue thinking, “Show us Green Arrow, already.” Not that what everyone is talking about is that interesting, as the whole Star City has been abandoned by the government set-up (a) is an obvious New Orleans analog (Has Star City always been New Orleans, or are the “We used to have Jazz festivals” comments new?), and (b) has been done already with Gotham City a few years ago. It’s not bad, exactly (It’s Okay), but I can’t see many new readers reading this and suddenly thinking, “I must rush out and order the next issue!”

INFINITE CRISIS SECRET FILES AND ORIGINS 2006: Now, there’s a title that makes you worry that there’s going to be an Infinite Crisis Secret Files and Origins 2007. Is the Crisis that Infinite? Surprisingly, though, this isn’t the entirely pointless cash-in that I’d been expecting, with Marv Wolfman explaining what happened to the survivors of the original Crisis and just why they all ended up kind of crazy (You know, the part that Geoff Johns accidentally left out of Infinite Crisis proper). For the continuity anal, it also explains Superman-2’s cameo in The Kingdom, years ago, so finally we can sleep well at night again. Sure, the plot logic will make your head spin, what with Superboy magically changing continuity by punching things and all, but if you’ve bought into it so far you’re kind of stuck… It’s Okay, which is probably about as good as you can get with this type of thing.

NIGHTWING #118: It’s not often that I’m thankful for the next issue solicits at the end of books, but this time, it’s very helpful. “While Dick Grayson and Jason Todd battle over the identity of Nightwing,” starts the solicit, which is handy, considering that Jason Todd’s name doesn’t appear anywhere else in the book. Sure, there are two Nightwings – you can tell, because their narration boxes are different colors, and they have different lengths of hair – but at no point does the one that isn’t Dick Grayson get identified in the story itself. Mind you, Dick Grayson isn’t really seeming like himself, either, so maybe it’s some kind of double-bluff. Or maybe just crappy writing, as the rest of the dialogue would tend to suggest (The bedroom scene is bad enough to make me wonder if Bruce Jones has never met any real human being, and instead gets his dialogue ideas from daytime soap operas). It’s a really weak issue, with an unclear plot, unlikable characters, generic villains and an overall Ass quality. Sorry, former Boy Wonders.

SUPERMAN #650: I don’t know what it says about DC’s overall strategy that the most successful One Year Later books so far have been the Batman and Superman books. Just like the Batbooks, the Superman line gets back to basics in most ways: Everyone is back at the Daily Planet fulfilling their classic roles, Lex Luthor is once again an evil genius who’s hated by the general public, and there’s a hint of Titano to come (They’re experimenting with kryptonite and monkeys – That can only mean one thing, surely). That said, it was the other things that really worked for me: The sense of place that the creators have managed to give Metropolis (that place being New York, for me, finally), the way that it was revealed that Clark no longer had his powers (and the signal watch), and Pete Woods’ art, which is scratchy enough to seem unusual on a Superman book, but strong enough to carry the traditional superhero story. Very Good.

TEEN TITANS ANNUAL #1: Finally, those of you who’ve wanted to see Superboy and Wonder Girl have sex have your dreams come true! Well, almost; there are levels of decency to be met, after all. Sadly, the same doesn’t appear to be true for levels of quality, as this is 48 pages of Crap, as only two writers, four pencillers, five inkers and not enough editing can bring you. There’s nothing here beyond Infinite Crisis-related filler, and Superboy and Wonder Girl talking about their relationship in exceptionally bland terms, which means that no-one except for Teen Titans-obsessives will get that much out of it.

PICK OF THE WEEK is a bit of a cheat, as it wasn’t on Diamond’s list, but A Late Freeze really was great. PICK OF THE WEAK was Nightwing, because apparently two ex-Robins really aren’t better than one, and Trade of The Week goes to Essential Godzilla, purely on principle: What could be more worth your less than twenty dollars than C-level Marvel characters going up against a giant mutant lizard?

Shipping 3/15/2006

Nearly back to "fighting trim" -- my green mucus is now back to clear, and I'm only having to blow my nose first thing in the morning. I expect I'll be back to 100% by this weekend. I'm at 96-97% right now. Now that my brain is starting to work again, I've got to pound out a TILTING AT WINDMILLS for Friday on Newsarama, plus, this week is ONOMATOPOEIA week, so I don't think you'll see any reviews from me until next week. Actually, what I really want to do is to do a big "One Year Later" catchall, I think.

Heh, though the second season finale of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA probably did it better than any of the OYL comics I've read to date.

Plus today makes 2 weeks without smoking a cigarette (Right, well, I had about 1/4 of one last Friday -- but the racking coughing fit it brought on was really good for me) -- that's how sick I was, and I think that it's going to stick this time. I stopped smoking for... 2 months? when Ben was born, but then Tzipora's mother came from Israel, and stayed with us, and my stress level went so crazy high that I fell off the wagon. I certainly WANT a cig, but "one day at a time" feels right for me right now. And, unlike last time, this is crutchless -- no patch, no Wellbutrin (fuck those altar-your-brain-chemistry drugs!), so I feel more like it's from me, if you see what I mean.

What else? My mother reads this blog (and Googles me -- doncha love moms?), and said that I should say what a lovely lunch we had at Lulu's this weekend. Which we did. So I am.

Mom is (Probably, let me not jinx it!) moving up to San Francisco proper (she's in San Jose now), which will be great for Ben having her closer. He's ALLLLMOST ready for the sleepover, I think.

Right, and Graeme decided not to mention his new bi-weekly column on Comic World News. Thankfully Ace McDonald mentioned it today, because that's not a site I usually go to. Guess I have to start now!! Find it at http://www.comicworldnews.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi?column=grimtidings&page=26

So, here's what's coming out tommorow at Comix Experience -- another smallish week (five Wednesday month, donchaknow?), but there's a few gems in there

100 BULLETS #70 A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #30 (A) ANGEL OLD FRIENDS #4 (OF 5) ANNIHILATION PROLOGUE ASPEN SWIMSUIT SPECIAL #1 ATHEIST #3 (RES) BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #201 BATMAN YEAR ONE HUNDRED #2 (OF 4) BETTY & VERONICA #216 BETTY & VERONICA DIGEST #164 BEYOND AVALON #3 (RES) BIRDS OF PREY #92 BLACK HARVEST #4 (OF 6) BODY BAGS 3 THE HARD WAY ONE SHOT CVR A CONAN #26 CONAN BOOK OF THOTH #1 (OF 4) DMZ #5 DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #338 ELFQUEST THE DISCOVERY #2 (OF4) EVIL ERNIE IN SANTA FE #4 (OF4) FATHOM #7 FLAMING CARROT SP FOUR #28 (Actually, not retitled on cover -- still "4") FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #6 FURY PEACEMAKER #2 (OF 6) GENERATION M #5 (OF 5) GIRLS #11 GREEN ARROW #60 INFINITE CRISIS SECRET FILES 2006 JETTA RATE ONE SHOT JLA CLASSIFIED #18 JUGHEADS DOUBLE DIGEST #120 KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #113 LIVING WITH ZOMBIES #6 LOOKING GLASS WARS HATTER M #2 (OF 4) MAJESTIC #15 MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #287 NEW MANGAVERSE #3 (OF 5) NIGHTWING #118 PAINKILLER JANE #1 PERHAPANAUTS #4 (OF 4) PLANETARY BRIGADE #2 (we didn't receive it, in actuallity) PUNISHER VS BULLSEYE #5 (OF 5) PURGATORI (DDP) #5 PVP #24 RED SONJA CLAW DEVILS HANDS #1 (OF 4) RUNAWAYS #14 RUNES OF RAGNAN #4 (OF 4) SCOOBY DOO #106 SEVEN SOLDIERS BULLETEER #4 (OF 4) SIMPSONS COMICS #116 SPIDER-WOMAN ORIGIN #4 (OF 5) SPIKE VS DRACULA #1 (OF 5) SUPERMAN #650 SUPERMAN SHAZAM FIRST THUNDER #4 (OF 4) TALISMEN #2 (OF 4) TEEN TITANS ANNUAL #1 TRANSFORMERS BEAST WARS (IDW) #2 (OF 4) TRUTH JUSTIN & AMERICAN WAY #1 (OF 5) ULTIMATE EXTINCTION #3 (OF 5) ULTIMATE X-MEN #68 UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE JUSTICE WALKING DEAD #26 WITCHBLADE #96 X-MEN APOCALYPSE DRACULA #2 (OF 4)

Books / Mags / Stuff ANIMATION MAGAZINE APR 2006 #159 BACK ISSUE #15 CALL OF THE WILD PUFFIN GN CHRONICLES OF CONAN VOL 10 GIANTS WALK THE EARTH TP CONCRETE VOL 4 KILLER SMILE TP CRYING FREEMAN VOL 1 TP DRACULA PUFFIN GN DRAX THE DESTROYER EARTH FALLTP ESSENTIAL GODZILLA TP FAIRY TAILS VOL 1 TP FRENCH KISS #15 (A) GRAY HORSES GN HARLEQUIN PINK IDOL DREAMS TP IRON WOK JAN GN #17 JACK KIRBY COLLECTOR #45 KODT BUNDLE OF TROUBLE VOL 16TP LUBA THE BOOK OF OFELIA TP MORA VOL 1 ALL BEASTS WILL SHOW THEIR TEETH TP OUR EVERLASTING VOL 2 GN PHOENIX VOL 6 TP PIZZERIA KAMIKAZE TP SAMURAI EXECUTIONER VOL 9 TP SHOWCASE PRESENTS SUPERMAN FAMILY VOL 1 TP SUPERMAN THE DAILY PLANET TP SWAN VOL 6 TALES OF COLOSSUS GN TERRITORY HC TOYFARE GI JOE SIGMA SIX CVR #105 ULTIMATE IRON MAN VOL 1 PREMIERE HC ULTIMATE X-MEN ULTIMATE COLLECTION VOL 1 TP WIZARD BEST OF BASIC TRAININGCHARACTER CREATION TP

What looks good to you?

-B

Remember, Remember...

After a hideously short period of time, you'll have to register to read this, but for now you can read this keen little profile on Alan Moore and his frustrations over the V For Vendetta movie here at the New York Times. So far, I think my favorite quote from Moore is, "I am what Harry Potter grew up into...and it's not a pretty sight." But I'm not all the way through the article yet.